September 5, 2023 • 9 mins
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(00:00):
It's Carlson mackenzie and yeah, boo, it's funny as this at the urinal.
Well, John was leaving the engineer. Yeah, so the big urinal
was just the water was still running, so I didn't I went to the
(00:20):
smaller one. Which one did youjust use? I used the smaller one?
Okay, did you did you noticeany food crumbs on the lip of
the urnal? Did not? WhyI was there? Yeah? Yeah,
food? Either somebody was eating oryou know who back in the building.
The guy that I've seen eating atthe urinal. No he's not, he'll
never come back. You mean thetalk show host from our gas. Oh
(00:42):
yeah, he eats at the urnal. Well I didn't hear that one the
shirt and eats some food exactly atthe urinal. And I remember the last
time I physically saw him. Hewas doing that. He goes hey,
buddy with with a mouthful of foodin his hand. I can picture that
happening. If you're just brushing yourshirt off the bagel sandwich, Well,
that's I was thinking. Either someonewas eating at the dirtal or when they
(01:03):
pulled their pants down there was crumbs. Uh you know what I'm saying.
They shuck you know, some muffincrumbs out in the folds. But well,
did Pete. Didn't you witness himthrow up in a in the bath
in the Not only I didn't him, I heard him throw up and then
I walked in the cafeteria and theand the pail that he threw up in
was up on the table in thecafeteria. Yeah. I couldn't believe it.
(01:29):
That's disgusting. Yeah, that guy'sweird. All right, let's uh
get that out of the way.Something mouse out of the way here,
let's get rolling. Okay, howabout a good end of summer send off?
Huh feel it coming in three two? Yeah, that's a labor day
(01:53):
let down right, Yes, yes, fall is in the air, dog
dog. Yeah, it's too muchmuch edibles? Give you the parts or
no? No, not really no? I uh yeah, I see that's
(02:14):
the thing I just did. IFriday night. I'm talking how many hours
was I was. I probably dranktwo beers the whole night. I had
some bottle till two am. Yeah, I had some bottles of water,
and I had some you know,like a ginger rail or sold or whatever
it was. But yeah, Idon't need to but I was very close
to drinking the hard stuff, andpeople were passing the fireball around too,
(02:36):
which I knew not to you know, partaking that stuff because that doesn't recipe
for a headache. That just doesn'tjust doesn't work. So all right,
what do we want to talk abouttoday? I just want to publicly thank
Pete Mackenzie yet again because it wasso freaking nice this weekend. We got
out the boat twice and from anundisclosed to quatic location and thanks to Pete,
(03:02):
we got paddle boards out and justhad a black you're enjoying those,
huh? Yesterday was a blast.And I'll tell you my wife she did
the ultimate upgrade with the paddle board. She's got this like little Tommy Bahama
beach chair, so it's a lowprofile chair. Put that on the deck
of the paddle board. It wasjust oh, no shipling around the lake.
(03:22):
Yes, oh, it turn itinto a top side that sits on
no kidding. Great love that.Yeah. Saturday we anchored it because we
pulled up, you know, onthis little spot that we'd like to go
to and tied the boat off andI just put my beach chair in the
water. She put it on thepaddle board and anchored the paddle board out
(03:43):
about twenty feet and he's just chilling, chilling in the water on the paddle
board. And we were thinking ofyou yesterday. It's very nice. I'm
glad you are enjoying those kayak yougave me. Piano used that. They
easily could have gone on Facebook marketplace, and I don't know how to do
that. The record will show yourhonor. I think Kevin and I both
offered to give you money for theYes, I didn't. I refuse.
(04:06):
I'm glad you guys are enjoying thosethings. Good use. I did give
your other one away though, Idid, and I did that well.
My wife put it up on Facebookmarketplace. We just didn't have any room
for it, so I had toget no choice but to give it away.
So I could have just passed iton to somebody for free, like
you I did. I didn't sellit, Oh you didn't sell it.
(04:26):
Did not sell ate it forward forward. That's in fact, we left it
in the yard and we just saidcome and get it if you want it,
and someone came. Pretty someone offeredme seventy five dollars for Yeah,
those paddle boards. I my wifeloved it. I mean she go out
there fully dressed and she was justgood at it. To me, when
I stood on it, I wasmy the water's coming over the top of
(04:46):
it. I could never get reallyyeah, it was. I was never
easy on a paddleboard. Uh yeah, my daughter loves doing it. I
don't think cruising yesterday. Of courseit's nice flat water. Did you get
in the water at all or no? Where we did? We did,
and we went to a an undisclosed, a quadic location which wasn't teeming with
the algae and bacteria. And thereason told you the last time we went
to Cochituate it was green. Seethe reason you don't like to give specifics
(05:10):
because you don't want to ruin it. You don't want a bunch of I
don't want to and you got youhave a sweet spot. Here's the thing.
We do have a sweet spot inMetro West, and I don't want
to give it away because the boatthe boat launch parking is so tight that
I actually had to unhitch my trailerand put that in one spot, and
then I waited for somebody to leaveto park the truck. And it's like
(05:30):
there's just not enough spots there andyou can't park on the road, you
get a ticket, right right,So it's like, yeah, I don't
want to reveal where we were becauseI remember when I had a boat,
I went to Lake Pearl and Ihad a permit, but what was it.
No, I was meeting my buddywho had a boat, but I
had a permit from my boat,but I didn't take my boat. This
fucking parking lot of Lake Pearl probablyholds thirty boats. Okay, we were
(05:55):
the only car truck in the parkinglot and I met him there even though
I had a parking pass, butI didn't bring it with me because I
usually would bring it with When Itold my own boat, I got a
three hundred dollars ticket the own andthere was a truck and a trailer and
my car and this huge parking lotand I got a three hundred dollars ticket
(06:17):
which I did not pay. Wow, holy smoke, because I had to
complain to the City of Rentham overthat. But I was able to get
out of that. So AnyWho,All right, what else here today?
Right? Real quick? Just becauseI have all you were talking, I
noticed I just got a text messagefrom someone who works at my church where
you're the ward. We'll run init. You're running the show. She
(06:41):
sent me this picture and it's anovelope addressed to me there, and it's
from a church, but it sayspersonal, so I'm thinking it's someone who
listens. And I said, openit carefully because sometimes I get hair picks
and weird stuff. But the womanthat works there, I'm going to mention
your name right now in conjunction withthis, Cindy. I trust that she
(07:04):
she doesn't get easily grossed out bythat delores who's sending me personal notes to
the church? Now? Like,like I know, the envelopes that you
usually get, you can almost tellimmediately by the handwriting on it whether it's
gonna does it look like that crazy? Oh yeah, shaky, But it's
from a missal, But it's froman official church envelope. But the person
(07:28):
put their name on it. Younever identified the church she sent me.
She sent me a thing. Didthey open it? Yeah? I told
her to mention the church. Ohyeah, he's a listener. Oh god,
oh god, I don't know.But what a delight and blah blah
blah blah. I like that,all right. It's like he's sliding into
(07:48):
your d MS. But it's snail, not blessed. Okay, it's not
that creepy. Yeah, there yougo, right there is. I'm looking
at your cross on your necklace rightnow. I've been wearing that furt when
I got this where I bought itfor my mother in law twenty two twenty
three years ago, and before shepassed, she put all the jewelry aside
(08:09):
to all the people that had givenit to her. I like it.
So it's great. I guess whogot all of the jewelry out of the
four kids, Me because John andI gave her all of the jewelry.
The sisters got jewelry, but allthe jewelry that her husband had given her.
But like out of all the kids, the only the only person that
(08:31):
was getting all the jewelry back thisguy here. Yeah, I think I
picked this out. I love it. I think I probably have given my
mother some of the most expensive jewelry, but never we haven't received anything back.
But that's because my sister received Youwill wear it. She will not
wear any She doesn't wear any jewelry. Well, she could sell it,
but she refuses to go through itand not And so I said fine,
(08:52):
I don't give a shit. Noone throws it out. Yeah, it's
just her. My mother's room isthe same as when she had stroke,
what five years ago or whatever,has not been touched other than you know,
little things here and there. Soanyways, Saw the letter is a
good, good one. It's sayingI've done more for the Episcopal Church in
one second on the show than areyou Are you kidding me? Very nice
(09:16):
and but the side note, rectorslisten to us, So now I have
to keep this fucking trap shut RectorsKilson, Who's that was? Carlson,
Mackenzie and Heather's Happy Ending Listen everyweekday morning, five thirty to ten for
more on one hundred point seven wCLX, and I heard you see
It's Carlson mackenzie and yeah, boo, it's funny as this at the urinal.
Well, John was leaving the engineer. Yeah, so the big urinal
was just the water was still running, so I didn't I went to the
(00:20):
smaller one. Which one did youjust use? I used the smaller one?
Okay, did you did you noticeany food crumbs on the lip of
the urnal? Did not? WhyI was there? Yeah? Yeah,
food? Either somebody was eating oryou know who back in the building.
The guy that I've seen eating atthe urinal. No he's not, he'll
never come back. You mean thetalk show host from our gas. Oh
(00:42):
yeah, he eats at the urnal. Well I didn't hear that one the
shirt and eats some food exactly atthe urinal. And I remember the last
time I physically saw him. Hewas doing that. He goes hey,
buddy with with a mouthful of foodin his hand. I can picture that
happening. If you're just brushing yourshirt off the bagel sandwich, Well,
that's I was thinking. Either someonewas eating at the dirtal or when they
(01:03):
pulled their pants down there was crumbs. Uh you know what I'm saying.
They shuck you know, some muffincrumbs out in the folds. But well,
did Pete. Didn't you witness himthrow up in a in the bath
in the Not only I didn't him, I heard him throw up and then
I walked in the cafeteria and theand the pail that he threw up in
was up on the table in thecafeteria. Yeah. I couldn't believe it.
(01:29):
That's disgusting. Yeah, that guy'sweird. All right, let's uh
get that out of the way.Something mouse out of the way here,
let's get rolling. Okay, howabout a good end of summer send off?
Huh feel it coming in three two? Yeah, that's a labor day
(01:53):
let down right, Yes, yes, fall is in the air, dog
dog. Yeah, it's too muchmuch edibles? Give you the parts or
no? No, not really no? I uh yeah, I see that's
(02:14):
the thing I just did. IFriday night. I'm talking how many hours
was I was. I probably dranktwo beers the whole night. I had
some bottle till two am. Yeah, I had some bottles of water,
and I had some you know,like a ginger rail or sold or whatever
it was. But yeah, Idon't need to but I was very close
to drinking the hard stuff, andpeople were passing the fireball around too,
(02:36):
which I knew not to you know, partaking that stuff because that doesn't recipe
for a headache. That just doesn'tjust doesn't work. So all right,
what do we want to talk abouttoday? I just want to publicly thank
Pete Mackenzie yet again because it wasso freaking nice this weekend. We got
out the boat twice and from anundisclosed to quatic location and thanks to Pete,
(03:02):
we got paddle boards out and justhad a black you're enjoying those,
huh? Yesterday was a blast.And I'll tell you my wife she did
the ultimate upgrade with the paddle board. She's got this like little Tommy Bahama
beach chair, so it's a lowprofile chair. Put that on the deck
of the paddle board. It wasjust oh, no shipling around the lake.
(03:22):
Yes, oh, it turn itinto a top side that sits on
no kidding. Great love that.Yeah. Saturday we anchored it because we
pulled up, you know, onthis little spot that we'd like to go
to and tied the boat off andI just put my beach chair in the
water. She put it on thepaddle board and anchored the paddle board out
(03:43):
about twenty feet and he's just chilling, chilling in the water on the paddle
board. And we were thinking ofyou yesterday. It's very nice. I'm
glad you are enjoying those kayak yougave me. Piano used that. They
easily could have gone on Facebook marketplace, and I don't know how to do
that. The record will show yourhonor. I think Kevin and I both
offered to give you money for theYes, I didn't. I refuse.
(04:06):
I'm glad you guys are enjoying thosethings. Good use. I did give
your other one away though, Idid, and I did that well.
My wife put it up on Facebookmarketplace. We just didn't have any room
for it, so I had toget no choice but to give it away.
So I could have just passed iton to somebody for free, like
you I did. I didn't sellit, Oh you didn't sell it.
(04:26):
Did not sell ate it forward forward. That's in fact, we left it
in the yard and we just saidcome and get it if you want it,
and someone came. Pretty someone offeredme seventy five dollars for Yeah,
those paddle boards. I my wifeloved it. I mean she go out
there fully dressed and she was justgood at it. To me, when
I stood on it, I wasmy the water's coming over the top of
(04:46):
it. I could never get reallyyeah, it was. I was never
easy on a paddleboard. Uh yeah, my daughter loves doing it. I
don't think cruising yesterday. Of courseit's nice flat water. Did you get
in the water at all or no? Where we did? We did,
and we went to a an undisclosed, a quadic location which wasn't teeming with
the algae and bacteria. And thereason told you the last time we went
to Cochituate it was green. Seethe reason you don't like to give specifics
(05:10):
because you don't want to ruin it. You don't want a bunch of I
don't want to and you got youhave a sweet spot. Here's the thing.
We do have a sweet spot inMetro West, and I don't want
to give it away because the boatthe boat launch parking is so tight that
I actually had to unhitch my trailerand put that in one spot, and
then I waited for somebody to leaveto park the truck. And it's like
(05:30):
there's just not enough spots there andyou can't park on the road, you
get a ticket, right right,So it's like, yeah, I don't
want to reveal where we were becauseI remember when I had a boat,
I went to Lake Pearl and Ihad a permit, but what was it.
No, I was meeting my buddywho had a boat, but I
had a permit from my boat,but I didn't take my boat. This
fucking parking lot of Lake Pearl probablyholds thirty boats. Okay, we were
(05:55):
the only car truck in the parkinglot and I met him there even though
I had a parking pass, butI didn't bring it with me because I
usually would bring it with When Itold my own boat, I got a
three hundred dollars ticket the own andthere was a truck and a trailer and
my car and this huge parking lotand I got a three hundred dollars ticket
(06:17):
which I did not pay. Wow, holy smoke, because I had to
complain to the City of Rentham overthat. But I was able to get
out of that. So AnyWho,All right, what else here today?
Right? Real quick? Just becauseI have all you were talking, I
noticed I just got a text messagefrom someone who works at my church where
you're the ward. We'll run init. You're running the show. She
(06:41):
sent me this picture and it's anovelope addressed to me there, and it's
from a church, but it sayspersonal, so I'm thinking it's someone who
listens. And I said, openit carefully because sometimes I get hair picks
and weird stuff. But the womanthat works there, I'm going to mention
your name right now in conjunction withthis, Cindy. I trust that she
(07:04):
she doesn't get easily grossed out bythat delores who's sending me personal notes to
the church? Now? Like,like I know, the envelopes that you
usually get, you can almost tellimmediately by the handwriting on it whether it's
gonna does it look like that crazy? Oh yeah, shaky, But it's
from a missal, But it's froman official church envelope. But the person
(07:28):
put their name on it. Younever identified the church she sent me.
She sent me a thing. Didthey open it? Yeah? I told
her to mention the church. Ohyeah, he's a listener. Oh god,
oh god, I don't know.But what a delight and blah blah
blah blah. I like that,all right. It's like he's sliding into
(07:48):
your d MS. But it's snail, not blessed. Okay, it's not
that creepy. Yeah, there yougo, right there is. I'm looking
at your cross on your necklace rightnow. I've been wearing that furt when
I got this where I bought itfor my mother in law twenty two twenty
three years ago, and before shepassed, she put all the jewelry aside
(08:09):
to all the people that had givenit to her. I like it.
So it's great. I guess whogot all of the jewelry out of the
four kids, Me because John andI gave her all of the jewelry.
The sisters got jewelry, but allthe jewelry that her husband had given her.
But like out of all the kids, the only the only person that
(08:31):
was getting all the jewelry back thisguy here. Yeah, I think I
picked this out. I love it. I think I probably have given my
mother some of the most expensive jewelry, but never we haven't received anything back.
But that's because my sister received Youwill wear it. She will not
wear any She doesn't wear any jewelry. Well, she could sell it,
but she refuses to go through itand not And so I said fine,
(08:52):
I don't give a shit. Noone throws it out. Yeah, it's
just her. My mother's room isthe same as when she had stroke,
what five years ago or whatever,has not been touched other than you know,
little things here and there. Soanyways, Saw the letter is a
good, good one. It's sayingI've done more for the Episcopal Church in
one second on the show than areyou Are you kidding me? Very nice
(09:16):
and but the side note, rectorslisten to us, So now I have
to keep this fucking trap shut RectorsKilson, Who's that was? Carlson,
Mackenzie and Heather's Happy Ending Listen everyweekday morning, five thirty to ten for
more on one hundred point seven wCLX, and I heard you see
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