September 18, 2023 • 9 mins
How will Kevin handle his relatives listening to this nonsense?
Mark as Played
Transcript
Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
(00:04):
Oh Jack okay broadcast podcastcast podcast.It's funny too because speaking of the podcast,
God, who did I I wastalking to one of my wife's cousins.
So my wife's cousin's wife. Fuck, I don't you know, I
don't know who I mean, Iknow who she is, but you know,
(00:27):
why is she sniffing around our podcastsand wants to know what's what's the
deal with the farting? I'm thinking, I don't even like, why are
you? You're in Connecticut? Leaveme be, you know what I'm saying.
Let me do my business. No, I mean, you know,
they're curious, do you know whatI mean? People are curious as to
you know, apparently what I dowhen I'm there. You know what I
(00:48):
mean, Just to go about yourlife. Don't worry about what I do.
I don't want people there right pickingup on shit that I'm saying here,
and then stuff gets back to world. World's colliding. Well, I
talk about my crazy fucking sister inwho's this bat shit crazy? Do you
know what I mean? But doI want that to get back to her?
See? Yeah, that's what I'msaying. The world say, keep
it. Yeah, that's right.Your family world and then this one.
(01:11):
It's back in the old days.We weren't streaming, you know what I
mean, or putting everything. Youdidn't hear it the first time, you
weren't gonna hear it, right,So what are you supposed to do?
Evolve? He's supposed to evolve intonot talking about your family in Connecticut.
Yeah, I mean, well that'sgonna you know, it's gonna. I
got I got family members, infact, a family member to be my
brother in law's soon to be wifein two weeks. Listens every day on
(01:37):
our way to work. She's gotno business, nonile Okay, yeah it
no. She listens full our fullshow on the AIS. So you know,
well that's the full show. Isfine because that's all safe. But
you know, well it's not alwaysno, Yeah, you're right, Yeah,
it gets back, you know,I mean, all right, let's
kick off ore forever now like this, this is forever. Put your helmet's
(02:00):
on, duhoa. How often doesthat happen on the offensive line or on
the line of scrap. It's gotto happen like Carbo though the night before.
Yeah, so how about when they'rein pilot, you know, the
(02:20):
lineman gets the day before a game. So you know those one o'clock games,
you know as well as I do. When you have beers the night
before, those beers are coming backand gashes form the next morning. With
me, that must happen a dozentimes a game, has to. Well,
no, but when players throw up. Yeah, but when you're in
a pile, you know, you'relike your face is right in ass ass
(02:43):
armpits. Tell me, like BigVince Wilfork didn't shit his pants a few
times out there, you know whatI mean? You know he did?
Oh God? So time we're upand rolling here and uh Heather, Heather
is driving her parents across the country, not all the way across the country,
but from Missouri, which is farenough, I guess to New York,
(03:06):
Uh to safe Haven. Now,Pete, do you know if they
were on their way to visit theirdaughter. Was she is she in Missouri?
That's how I understood it that,No, she's not in Missouri,
she's in uh kind of sticky,oh, Kentucky. Yeah. So the
parents, Heather's parents were just takinglike a little field trip, you know,
going on a cruise because they're retiredand they can. So they were
(03:29):
driving around looking at different things,visiting different places. Probably went to Branson,
Yeah, and then they were circling. They're gonna circle back and then
hit Kentucky. But in Columbia,Missouri, she you know, Ma came
down with COVID. Well, soI wonder why they would abort. In
other words, you're out of thehospital, because they've both been released from
(03:52):
the hospital, so find someplace toride it out and then continue with your
trip. Already halfway you're out onthe road, right, So why would
they What's so there must be somethingelse? Well, the recovery time,
I mean like that did that onthe golf trip right when we went on
our golf trip in August. Yeah, he got COVID and he was driving
back. We were all flying back. So he stopped at a hotel and
(04:15):
you know, he's not gonna he'snot gonna get his hotel room and say,
I got COVID, right right,He just got to get a hotel
room. He said he was exhausted, and I'll bet they're tired too,
you know, So he had tohe had to stay in that hotel room
for fucking three days. Well,plus he's not bringing is not bringing it
home either, so he can writeit out there, yes, right,
and otherwise he's bringing it back tomaybe give to his wife and grandkids or
whatever. Right does that guy havegrandchildren? No, he doesn't have grandchildren.
(04:40):
No, but the wife, she'shigh risk for sure. Oh well
then there you go. So Ijust found it. Yeah, I guess
it sort of makes sense that they'vethey've aboarded their trip and so others bringing
him back to see heard their safehaven which is their house and upstate New
York. So h Kenny. Wewere talking on the are about it being
National cheeseburger Day. Yes, yesor no? To an egg on your
(05:09):
like the brunch burger or the breakfast. I'm not a fan of it.
I don't need it. Yeah,I've had it. Someone said they insisted
that I get it, and Idid. I went, okay, it's
okay, but it's I would neverdo it again. I don't need to
do it with the you know,the bacon and the cheese. You know,
I don't even I don't even dobacon because I don't need it,
because the burger itself is so good. And I'm a guy. You look
(05:30):
at me, I'm a fucking factguy. You would think I would want
bacon, but I always hold thebag. I always say no to the
bacon. Uh. Yeah, Likewhen I eat a cheeseburger, I like
it to be I'm holding it withboth hands. It stays together, nothing's
slipping and sliding out of it.I don't overload it with a lot of
stuff. I'm not one of thosethat likes, you know, ten things
(05:51):
on the burger. Yeah, LikeI don't like mushrooms on a burger because
I like them. I love mushrooms. Don't put them on a burger either,
but they don't stand to make camelizedonion. Maybe tomato, mayo and
cheese cheese. I don't even gowith lettuce. I like lettuce, I
like I do too, but Idon't even do it anymore because mayo Here's
(06:12):
doesn't add to it. Here's mygo to it. I don't think I
already know what you guys, butI always cut my burger in half.
See, I learned not to dothat no watching from watching like Food Network
and stuff from the chefs on there. Because when you do that, you're
letting all the juices. That's ano. No kid stays packed in there.
That's why, like you know,they say you take meats and ship
off the grill. You let itrest before you cut it for that reason,
(06:34):
because look what happens. Like,say you've got a couple of steaks
you pull off and you're slicing themup for a group or whatever. You
gotta let them sit because if youdon't, all beautiful juice insides and you
I always so when I cook asteak or burger whatever, I only flip
them once. I turn them onthe grill, like rotate them. I
can't flip them once. That's flipthem once, and then when I take
(06:57):
them off the grill, I flipthem again, so all that juice that
was on the bottom is now goingback down for you to have the patients
to do that, I cannot dothat. I've got a flip ship million
times. No oh no oh,yeah, that's all I do is sit
down with it. Too much toflip it one time? Yeah, flip
it once with everything chicken steak canny. We know what we're doing. One
(07:19):
fucking time. One flipped out becauseI know I know how to time them.
Yeah, steak is usually like,you know, nine to eleven minutes
on one side, six to sevenon the other. Are you good enough
at cooking steak that you don't needto cut into it to see. Oh
yeah, yeah, I'd say,do you ever cut in just to see?
(07:39):
Rare occasion? Now, yeah,rarely. I'm too good. I'll
pull it off and I tent itwith a little piece of foil. You
guys because it's still cooking. Youguys have it. Oh my god,
I'm with two just incredible chefs.Yeah, yeah, I don't cut into
mine. I also want to realquick. I don't know if that's that.
There's a woman that I almost collidedwith. When I say almost collided
(08:01):
with her chest basically touched, Imean I came around she was coming around
that corner. I'm coming out ofthe bathroom. She's coming around, and
I don't know who. She hasgot long hair. You're looking young girl.
I mean when I say we fuckingcollide, we didn't full on collide.
I was zabled. I always assumedsomeone's coming around a corner too,
(08:22):
take those corners, okay. Alot of times I'll say even say shit
like I'm coming around. Holy shit, we were so close, and I
actually I said, are you okay? Because she seemed so rattled by the
by the fact that I had almostrun her. I mean I would you
are a force to be ready.I would have run her over. So
I don't know your name, Iknow you weren't like getting hit like a
(08:45):
hit by Aligneman Kevin. You knowit would be funny is if you walk
the hallways of iHeart media, goingup ending listen every day morning five thirty
to ten for more on one hundredpoint seven WCLX, and I heard radio station
Oh Jack okay broadcast podcastcast podcast.It's funny too because speaking of the podcast,
God, who did I I wastalking to one of my wife's cousins.
So my wife's cousin's wife. Fuck, I don't you know, I
don't know who I mean, Iknow who she is, but you know,
(00:27):
why is she sniffing around our podcastsand wants to know what's what's the
deal with the farting? I'm thinking, I don't even like, why are
you? You're in Connecticut? Leaveme be, you know what I'm saying.
Let me do my business. No, I mean, you know,
they're curious, do you know whatI mean? People are curious as to
you know, apparently what I dowhen I'm there. You know what I
(00:48):
mean, Just to go about yourlife. Don't worry about what I do.
I don't want people there right pickingup on shit that I'm saying here,
and then stuff gets back to world. World's colliding. Well, I
talk about my crazy fucking sister inwho's this bat shit crazy? Do you
know what I mean? But doI want that to get back to her?
See? Yeah, that's what I'msaying. The world say, keep
it. Yeah, that's right.Your family world and then this one.
(01:11):
It's back in the old days.We weren't streaming, you know what I
mean, or putting everything. Youdidn't hear it the first time, you
weren't gonna hear it, right,So what are you supposed to do?
Evolve? He's supposed to evolve intonot talking about your family in Connecticut.
Yeah, I mean, well that'sgonna you know, it's gonna. I
got I got family members, infact, a family member to be my
brother in law's soon to be wifein two weeks. Listens every day on
(01:37):
our way to work. She's gotno business, nonile Okay, yeah it
no. She listens full our fullshow on the AIS. So you know,
well that's the full show. Isfine because that's all safe. But
you know, well it's not alwaysno, Yeah, you're right, Yeah,
it gets back, you know,I mean, all right, let's
kick off ore forever now like this, this is forever. Put your helmet's
(02:00):
on, duhoa. How often doesthat happen on the offensive line or on
the line of scrap. It's gotto happen like Carbo though the night before.
Yeah, so how about when they'rein pilot, you know, the
(02:20):
lineman gets the day before a game. So you know those one o'clock games,
you know as well as I do. When you have beers the night
before, those beers are coming backand gashes form the next morning. With
me, that must happen a dozentimes a game, has to. Well,
no, but when players throw up. Yeah, but when you're in
a pile, you know, you'relike your face is right in ass ass
(02:43):
armpits. Tell me, like BigVince Wilfork didn't shit his pants a few
times out there, you know whatI mean? You know he did?
Oh God? So time we're upand rolling here and uh Heather, Heather
is driving her parents across the country, not all the way across the country,
but from Missouri, which is farenough, I guess to New York,
(03:06):
Uh to safe Haven. Now,Pete, do you know if they
were on their way to visit theirdaughter. Was she is she in Missouri?
That's how I understood it that,No, she's not in Missouri,
she's in uh kind of sticky,oh, Kentucky. Yeah. So the
parents, Heather's parents were just takinglike a little field trip, you know,
going on a cruise because they're retiredand they can. So they were
(03:29):
driving around looking at different things,visiting different places. Probably went to Branson,
Yeah, and then they were circling. They're gonna circle back and then
hit Kentucky. But in Columbia,Missouri, she you know, Ma came
down with COVID. Well, soI wonder why they would abort. In
other words, you're out of thehospital, because they've both been released from
(03:52):
the hospital, so find someplace toride it out and then continue with your
trip. Already halfway you're out onthe road, right, So why would
they What's so there must be somethingelse? Well, the recovery time,
I mean like that did that onthe golf trip right when we went on
our golf trip in August. Yeah, he got COVID and he was driving
back. We were all flying back. So he stopped at a hotel and
(04:15):
you know, he's not gonna he'snot gonna get his hotel room and say,
I got COVID, right right,He just got to get a hotel
room. He said he was exhausted, and I'll bet they're tired too,
you know, So he had tohe had to stay in that hotel room
for fucking three days. Well,plus he's not bringing is not bringing it
home either, so he can writeit out there, yes, right,
and otherwise he's bringing it back tomaybe give to his wife and grandkids or
whatever. Right does that guy havegrandchildren? No, he doesn't have grandchildren.
(04:40):
No, but the wife, she'shigh risk for sure. Oh well
then there you go. So Ijust found it. Yeah, I guess
it sort of makes sense that they'vethey've aboarded their trip and so others bringing
him back to see heard their safehaven which is their house and upstate New
York. So h Kenny. Wewere talking on the are about it being
National cheeseburger Day. Yes, yesor no? To an egg on your
(05:09):
like the brunch burger or the breakfast. I'm not a fan of it.
I don't need it. Yeah,I've had it. Someone said they insisted
that I get it, and Idid. I went, okay, it's
okay, but it's I would neverdo it again. I don't need to
do it with the you know,the bacon and the cheese. You know,
I don't even I don't even dobacon because I don't need it,
because the burger itself is so good. And I'm a guy. You look
(05:30):
at me, I'm a fucking factguy. You would think I would want
bacon, but I always hold thebag. I always say no to the
bacon. Uh. Yeah, Likewhen I eat a cheeseburger, I like
it to be I'm holding it withboth hands. It stays together, nothing's
slipping and sliding out of it.I don't overload it with a lot of
stuff. I'm not one of thosethat likes, you know, ten things
(05:51):
on the burger. Yeah, LikeI don't like mushrooms on a burger because
I like them. I love mushrooms. Don't put them on a burger either,
but they don't stand to make camelizedonion. Maybe tomato, mayo and
cheese cheese. I don't even gowith lettuce. I like lettuce, I
like I do too, but Idon't even do it anymore because mayo Here's
(06:12):
doesn't add to it. Here's mygo to it. I don't think I
already know what you guys, butI always cut my burger in half.
See, I learned not to dothat no watching from watching like Food Network
and stuff from the chefs on there. Because when you do that, you're
letting all the juices. That's ano. No kid stays packed in there.
That's why, like you know,they say you take meats and ship
off the grill. You let itrest before you cut it for that reason,
(06:34):
because look what happens. Like,say you've got a couple of steaks
you pull off and you're slicing themup for a group or whatever. You
gotta let them sit because if youdon't, all beautiful juice insides and you
I always so when I cook asteak or burger whatever, I only flip
them once. I turn them onthe grill, like rotate them. I
can't flip them once. That's flipthem once, and then when I take
(06:57):
them off the grill, I flipthem again, so all that juice that
was on the bottom is now goingback down for you to have the patients
to do that, I cannot dothat. I've got a flip ship million
times. No oh no oh,yeah, that's all I do is sit
down with it. Too much toflip it one time? Yeah, flip
it once with everything chicken steak canny. We know what we're doing. One
(07:19):
fucking time. One flipped out becauseI know I know how to time them.
Yeah, steak is usually like,you know, nine to eleven minutes
on one side, six to sevenon the other. Are you good enough
at cooking steak that you don't needto cut into it to see. Oh
yeah, yeah, I'd say,do you ever cut in just to see?
(07:39):
Rare occasion? Now, yeah,rarely. I'm too good. I'll
pull it off and I tent itwith a little piece of foil. You
guys because it's still cooking. Youguys have it. Oh my god,
I'm with two just incredible chefs.Yeah, yeah, I don't cut into
mine. I also want to realquick. I don't know if that's that.
There's a woman that I almost collidedwith. When I say almost collided
(08:01):
with her chest basically touched, Imean I came around she was coming around
that corner. I'm coming out ofthe bathroom. She's coming around, and
I don't know who. She hasgot long hair. You're looking young girl.
I mean when I say we fuckingcollide, we didn't full on collide.
I was zabled. I always assumedsomeone's coming around a corner too,
(08:22):
take those corners, okay. Alot of times I'll say even say shit
like I'm coming around. Holy shit, we were so close, and I
actually I said, are you okay? Because she seemed so rattled by the
by the fact that I had almostrun her. I mean I would you
are a force to be ready.I would have run her over. So
I don't know your name, Iknow you weren't like getting hit like a
(08:45):
hit by Aligneman Kevin. You knowit would be funny is if you walk
the hallways of iHeart media, goingup ending listen every day morning five thirty
to ten for more on one hundredpoint seven WCLX, and I heard radio station
Popular Podcasts
Dateline NBC
Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com
24/7 News: The Latest
The latest news in 4 minutes updated every hour, every day.
Therapy Gecko
An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.