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(00:04):
Look, Kenny, Hi, Kennyhas entered the studio. Yes, I'm
in you just to paint the picture. We have a nice studio here on
a third floor here in Medford,one Cabot Road in Medford. It's nice,
little monochromatic for my take, beautiful, beautiful facility. So it's not
well, that's the equipment, Iguess is a Volkswagen disguised as a Ferrari.
(00:27):
I think it's an Adobe you go. But the building itself, the
facility itself is very very nice.Impressed. The thing about iHeart you're impressed
when you walk in. You're quicklydisappointed. Of course when you meet the
people and we're paying no attention tothat man behind the right, But the
initial through the lobby. Fuck,you're thinking this is show what's this is
(00:49):
pure show business in Medford, Massachusetts. Yeah, for sure. I always
liked the w z LX studios inBoston. There prew and the prew like
the pro because well it was itfelt rock and roll in that true bill.
It did, Yeah it did.The promotions department was in a closet.
It was great. Yeah, butyou know you mean walking into the
actual prow, how massive and beautifulit is. You're walking, you know,
(01:14):
walking into the floor. I mean, oh I see, oh god,
it was it was a ship hoole, right, it felt like a
rock stage. It was, yeah, a little grim. It's a dirty
carpet like that. The walls weredirty even exactly. I mean, this
place is so pristine. Did Iever tell you guys, because you know,
obviously was working nights when we wereat the Pro and after that,
(01:36):
but the cleaning lady that would comein after Chuck and just before my show,
right around that time, she usedto clean the sinks in the men's
bathroom with her floor mop. Ibelieve as a true Vucking story. Many
nights I walked in there. Iwatched her take the mop from the bucket.
She was just mopping up the fisridden floor with it. Whatever whatever
(02:00):
looks good, Oh well, lookslike have you ever seen the people putting
the hidden cameras in the hotel roomsand and and watching the hotel you know
cleaning standups glasses like they pick theglass up, they rinse it out in
the sink and then they take arag and wipe the ins. They're not
they're not replacing it. Don't careabout the people cleaning it. What I
care about is the fact that flightattendants were using the coffee maker to clean
(02:23):
their underwear. Oh did you seethat? Because it gets hot water.
Oh put your panties into the basketright or into the into the pot filter
area, both wherever the hot wateris gonna go. I hadn't heard that
one. You know they never cleanthe duvets and the comforters at hotels.
Yeah, yeah, but how manytimes, like blood on it, have
(02:46):
you had sacks on top of whoas I'm saying, we all have,
right, I mean you because whenthey wash those put on a black light
at a motel. Forget about it, right, all right, let's sufficiently
kick off the noough of that bullshit. We're doing a podcast. We got
to get down business year currently offthe air. I've stepped into the room
(03:07):
where Kevin thinks I vape and Heatherknows that I do my squats. Uh,
let's make it the room where westart today's podcast. In three two.
You see what happens when you doa squat. I'm in love with
(03:29):
your You're a second year Hold hold, hold, hold, really and we'll
(03:54):
laugh. It's like releasing a stress. LF Kenny, what are you telling
me about the email that you receivedtoday? The oh, hey, give
me talk amongst yourselves. It's sittingon the printer. Yeah, it's a
is it a listener Sammy email?Do you know how many times my wife
asks me, will send me something, go is this real? It'll be
(04:15):
either a text that she receives sayinghey, there's a package, or hey,
click on the link to claim this, or she'll get an email She'll
go, and I'm a ninety ninepoint nine percent of the time, I'll
say, you know, that's abogus you know, but I'm glad she's
checking in with me. Otherwise shewould have given. Oh, by the
way, she has currently lost ourcredit card, which sucks because all my
(04:40):
you know, every time, thiswill be the second time she's uh,
she's lost the credit card because Igot everything fucking attached to that, like
my pay my Heart subscriptions and stuffeverything, So now I have to So
you know, they give you awhole new deal. So when you get
the new card you got, youbasically start over again, all right,
So what did you get? Thisis a this is an official document.
(05:00):
This is coming to me from oneGeorge McConnell. Director of Payment you and
Foreign Office. Okay, usial documentI received in my email. Okay,
attention recipient. I am writing toinform that your compensation winning payment was approved
today by the Board and Directors,not of and Directors. They had a
(05:27):
meet at the United Nation Singular Committeeon Rewards and Compensations. You are therefore
advised to reconfirm details to enable theFinancial Department release your payment to without any
delay. Thus, reconfirm your fullname, address, your direct phone number.
We look forward to your prompt response. I'm excited. Yeah, your
(05:54):
whole life. I've been sending inthose publishers clearing houses both domestic and Internet
of course, and finally thanks tothe Director of Payment at the U N
for An Office. Yes, I'min baby. See. I wonder like,
like one out of how many doyou think they get that they get
(06:15):
on the hook? Do you seewhat I'm saying? Oh, I was
thinking of a thousand maybe emails thatare sent or messages that are one for
every thousand people says yeah, I'mgonna send this right like if you ever
received I got one this week saying, uh, you know you're we've renewed
you or something, And I'm lookingat it's something microsoftware late. I'm thinking,
(06:36):
fuck, did I you know it'srenewal? And then get fake McAfee
and geek squad day. I getthose all the fucking time because you have
the Mac. Do you do theMcAfee? Because I do the McAfee one
used to Okay, yeah, soI get that. I know I paid,
you know I paid it. ButI'll get that as well, the
renewal, and then it'll say clickon here to confirm. I'm thinking,
fuck, if do I is thislegit or not? You know what I
(06:59):
mean? So, I mean whatI do is I automatically delete this ship
and then if it's important, they'llit'll it'll it'll crop up again, right
and again. And it's just likewith Amazon and PayPal. They say there's
been a problem with your order,please re enter all your information now,
and it's like, yeah, butyou just wonder, like helmet like one
out of because of you know,it's got to be pretty frequent, because
(07:23):
you would think if it wasn't,they would clean up their spelling, their
grammar, their sentence structure effort.They don't. They don't even try.
I say, I'm saying it's morethan one in a thousand that are replying
to it like hey I didn't orderthat, or and just there it's like
the text Member, I got thetext from the woman saying, hey,
(07:44):
remember we met at the thing.They're just waiting for a reply, which,
if you remember, I replied,and then it's like, remember we
met at the thing and you werethe hottest guy there. It was like,
Chris, is that you? AndI went, well, I have
a son. You know I'm here, I am engaging in this fucking conversation
with somebody go well, I havea son named Chris. Did you meet
him? And blah blah blah,and before you know it that you didn't
(08:07):
want to stop your son from maybehooking up with a pretty girl. If
it turned out that she accidentally hadyour number, you're thinking, well,
I don't want to stop my son. For then I figured she sent me
a picture because I said send mea picture. You know, I remember
I talked about this on the airwhere I mean it's just her clip.
I went back and forth, butyou know, like you could tell that
it was you know how you canyou know that it's a Russia down you
(08:28):
know that it's a Russian girl.Do you know that look? Do you
know what I'm saying when they sendthe pictures? Do you know what I'm
talking about? From Heather's description,that was Carlson, Mackenzie and Heather's Happy
Ending. Listen every weekday morning formore on one hundred point seven w CLX
and I Free
Look, Kenny, Hi, Kennyhas entered the studio. Yes, I'm
in you just to paint the picture. We have a nice studio here on
a third floor here in Medford,one Cabot Road in Medford. It's nice,
little monochromatic for my take, beautiful, beautiful facility. So it's not
well, that's the equipment, Iguess is a Volkswagen disguised as a Ferrari.
(00:27):
I think it's an Adobe you go. But the building itself, the
facility itself is very very nice.Impressed. The thing about iHeart you're impressed
when you walk in. You're quicklydisappointed. Of course when you meet the
people and we're paying no attention tothat man behind the right, But the
initial through the lobby. Fuck,you're thinking this is show what's this is
(00:49):
pure show business in Medford, Massachusetts. Yeah, for sure. I always
liked the w z LX studios inBoston. There prew and the prew like
the pro because well it was itfelt rock and roll in that true bill.
It did, Yeah it did.The promotions department was in a closet.
It was great. Yeah, butyou know you mean walking into the
actual prow, how massive and beautifulit is. You're walking, you know,
(01:14):
walking into the floor. I mean, oh I see, oh god,
it was it was a ship hoole, right, it felt like a
rock stage. It was, yeah, a little grim. It's a dirty
carpet like that. The walls weredirty even exactly. I mean, this
place is so pristine. Did Iever tell you guys, because you know,
obviously was working nights when we wereat the Pro and after that,
(01:36):
but the cleaning lady that would comein after Chuck and just before my show,
right around that time, she usedto clean the sinks in the men's
bathroom with her floor mop. Ibelieve as a true Vucking story. Many
nights I walked in there. Iwatched her take the mop from the bucket.
She was just mopping up the fisridden floor with it. Whatever whatever
(02:00):
looks good, Oh well, lookslike have you ever seen the people putting
the hidden cameras in the hotel roomsand and and watching the hotel you know
cleaning standups glasses like they pick theglass up, they rinse it out in
the sink and then they take arag and wipe the ins. They're not
they're not replacing it. Don't careabout the people cleaning it. What I
care about is the fact that flightattendants were using the coffee maker to clean
(02:23):
their underwear. Oh did you seethat? Because it gets hot water.
Oh put your panties into the basketright or into the into the pot filter
area, both wherever the hot wateris gonna go. I hadn't heard that
one. You know they never cleanthe duvets and the comforters at hotels.
Yeah, yeah, but how manytimes, like blood on it, have
(02:46):
you had sacks on top of whoas I'm saying, we all have,
right, I mean you because whenthey wash those put on a black light
at a motel. Forget about it, right, all right, let's sufficiently
kick off the noough of that bullshit. We're doing a podcast. We got
to get down business year currently offthe air. I've stepped into the room
(03:07):
where Kevin thinks I vape and Heatherknows that I do my squats. Uh,
let's make it the room where westart today's podcast. In three two.
You see what happens when you doa squat. I'm in love with
(03:29):
your You're a second year Hold hold, hold, hold, really and we'll
(03:54):
laugh. It's like releasing a stress. LF Kenny, what are you telling
me about the email that you receivedtoday? The oh, hey, give
me talk amongst yourselves. It's sittingon the printer. Yeah, it's a
is it a listener Sammy email?Do you know how many times my wife
asks me, will send me something, go is this real? It'll be
(04:15):
either a text that she receives sayinghey, there's a package, or hey,
click on the link to claim this, or she'll get an email She'll
go, and I'm a ninety ninepoint nine percent of the time, I'll
say, you know, that's abogus you know, but I'm glad she's
checking in with me. Otherwise shewould have given. Oh, by the
way, she has currently lost ourcredit card, which sucks because all my
(04:40):
you know, every time, thiswill be the second time she's uh,
she's lost the credit card because Igot everything fucking attached to that, like
my pay my Heart subscriptions and stuffeverything, So now I have to So
you know, they give you awhole new deal. So when you get
the new card you got, youbasically start over again, all right,
So what did you get? Thisis a this is an official document.
(05:00):
This is coming to me from oneGeorge McConnell. Director of Payment you and
Foreign Office. Okay, usial documentI received in my email. Okay,
attention recipient. I am writing toinform that your compensation winning payment was approved
today by the Board and Directors,not of and Directors. They had a
(05:27):
meet at the United Nation Singular Committeeon Rewards and Compensations. You are therefore
advised to reconfirm details to enable theFinancial Department release your payment to without any
delay. Thus, reconfirm your fullname, address, your direct phone number.
We look forward to your prompt response. I'm excited. Yeah, your
(05:54):
whole life. I've been sending inthose publishers clearing houses both domestic and Internet
of course, and finally thanks tothe Director of Payment at the U N
for An Office. Yes, I'min baby. See. I wonder like,
like one out of how many doyou think they get that they get
(06:15):
on the hook? Do you seewhat I'm saying? Oh, I was
thinking of a thousand maybe emails thatare sent or messages that are one for
every thousand people says yeah, I'mgonna send this right like if you ever
received I got one this week saying, uh, you know you're we've renewed
you or something, And I'm lookingat it's something microsoftware late. I'm thinking,
(06:36):
fuck, did I you know it'srenewal? And then get fake McAfee
and geek squad day. I getthose all the fucking time because you have
the Mac. Do you do theMcAfee? Because I do the McAfee one
used to Okay, yeah, soI get that. I know I paid,
you know I paid it. ButI'll get that as well, the
renewal, and then it'll say clickon here to confirm. I'm thinking,
fuck, if do I is thislegit or not? You know what I
(06:59):
mean? So, I mean whatI do is I automatically delete this ship
and then if it's important, they'llit'll it'll it'll crop up again, right
and again. And it's just likewith Amazon and PayPal. They say there's
been a problem with your order,please re enter all your information now,
and it's like, yeah, butyou just wonder, like helmet like one
out of because of you know,it's got to be pretty frequent, because
(07:23):
you would think if it wasn't,they would clean up their spelling, their
grammar, their sentence structure effort.They don't. They don't even try.
I say, I'm saying it's morethan one in a thousand that are replying
to it like hey I didn't orderthat, or and just there it's like
the text Member, I got thetext from the woman saying, hey,
(07:44):
remember we met at the thing.They're just waiting for a reply, which,
if you remember, I replied,and then it's like, remember we
met at the thing and you werethe hottest guy there. It was like,
Chris, is that you? AndI went, well, I have
a son. You know I'm here, I am engaging in this fucking conversation
with somebody go well, I havea son named Chris. Did you meet
him? And blah blah blah,and before you know it that you didn't
(08:07):
want to stop your son from maybehooking up with a pretty girl. If
it turned out that she accidentally hadyour number, you're thinking, well,
I don't want to stop my son. For then I figured she sent me
a picture because I said send mea picture. You know, I remember
I talked about this on the airwhere I mean it's just her clip.
I went back and forth, butyou know, like you could tell that
it was you know how you canyou know that it's a Russia down you
(08:28):
know that it's a Russian girl.Do you know that look? Do you
know what I'm saying when they sendthe pictures? Do you know what I'm
talking about? From Heather's description,that was Carlson, Mackenzie and Heather's Happy
Ending. Listen every weekday morning formore on one hundred point seven w CLX
and I Free
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