Alligator Alcatraz

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Boston's Bulldozer never sleeps The Kooner Report weekend edition on
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Joining us now as she always does at this time.
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Now on the Great WRKO, Jeff Cooner, Boston's Bulldozer. Okay,
just super super quick. Lines are jammed. I just want

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to get your take. It's kind of humorous, but it's
actually a very serious decision now being made by the
part of the Trump administration cooperating with Ron DeSantis, the
governor of Florida, and that is Alligator Alcatraz. No, this

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is not a new Summer movie. So here is what
they're planning to do now to deal with some of
the most violent, savage, criminal illegal aliens. And you know
the problem of deporting them and are they going to
be sent to a third country? Will their own home
country take them back? So they need a place where

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they can safely hold and detain these very violent criminal illegals. Well,
guess what the Attorney General of Florida came up with.
It to me a brilliant idea. There is an abandoned
airfield right there in the Everglades in Florida, true story,

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I'm telling you. And they've Trump likes the idea, Ice
likes the idea. The Santas likes the idea. So what
they want to do is they want to construct and
modernize a detention center out of that airfield to hold
these very dangerous criminal illegal aliens. And of course it's

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surrounded by swamp water, the Everglades and alligators and pythons.
And why they love the idea is they're saying it's
almost impossible to get in, and it's almost impossible to

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get out. If somebody wants to try to break out
some of these dangerous criminals, good luck because you'll, you know,
you're you're facing that the alligators and the pythons. And
if these if these illegals want to break out, good luck.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
Because you'll either.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Get eaten up by an alligator or swallowed by a python. Now,
of course the left is going nuts. This is inhumane,
this is brutal, This is an abuse of the huge
rights and dignity of these criminally legal aliens. I love
the idea. First of all, let's restore Alcatraz if we can.

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I like the original Alcatraz. There you get out, you know,
you try to break free, you go in the water,
you get eaten by sharks. This I like even better
because you'll get eaten by either alligators or by pythons. Now,
you know, I don't know how Mike feels about this.
I don't know how Sandy feels about this, but I

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think I fear the pythons more than I do the alligators.
Don't get me wrong, I don't want to get eaten
by an alligator. An alligator scares the hell out of me,
you know, like chomp, chomp and oh my god, my
leg is gone, you know, or oops, there's my arm,
you know, and he's like, you know, burp and is
he's swallowing my arm.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
But have you seen these massive pythons in the Everglades?
A ya yaii?

Speaker 2 (05:58):
To just be augh swallowed up by one of these
and just slowly chewed to death. Eh, I'm telling you
you want to you won't even need guards. You drop
him in that alligator Alcatraz. All right, guys, we'll see
you when we see you. So let me ask you.

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Do you like the idea of an alligator alcatraz? Do
you support it? And what do you fear more? What
would you hate more be eaten? What would scare you more?
Being eaten by a gator or being swallowed up by
a python? Six one seven two six six sixty eight

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sixty eight.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
Mike, what do you think, buddy, Mike? Mike?

Speaker 2 (06:52):
Yeah, Mike says he's undecided. SA's you think? Oh you
you'd prefer to be eaten by the gator. You're not
gonna die immediately inside the snake. So the gator is
a quicker death, is that what you're saying? Mike, jump
in head first and they bite it off and bye bye.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
That's it. Go meet your maker. Six one to me.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
To me, the python would be a little bit worse,
but that's me six one seven two six six sixty
eight sixty eight. Paully in Molden, Thanks for holding Polly
and welcome.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
Hey, Jeff, I'm listening to your first time call amazing show.
I don't know if I should be uh laughing or crying.
It's just, uh, you know, all the stuff you're talking
about hits home. You know. I started off the show
when you said taking God out of the equation. All
hell brea excluse. That's where we're at. I mean, as

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far as I can see. You know, I'm somewhat of
a religious person, but now I'm seeing it as clear
as day. You know, it's all about territory and and
money and morals are out the window. It's it's it's sad.
You know. The oath, the hypocritical oath that you were
talking about, means nothing, means nothing nowadays. You know, I

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just got a divorce. You know, you say I do
under God. Now it's about taking taking the money away.
It's it's it's sad, sad, where we're at.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
I agree.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
I think ultimately, if you're looking for the root cause
of a lot of these issues, I think it's that
we've removed God from our country, our society, our public square,
out of the schools, out of you know, most of
the people, not everybody, obviously, but out of many people's lives.
And I agree with you, PAULI one, and you know,

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this is where we are. And now we've been so
overrun with these criminal, illegal aliens. We got to put
him in the Everglades in a makeshift Alcatraz sorounded by
gators and pythons. That's that's what it's come down to. Now,
eat or be eaten. Thank you for that call, Polly.

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Six one seven two six six sixty eight sixty eight
is the number.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
I'll tell you this.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
After this, a lot of illegals are going to self
deport None of them want to go to Alligator Alcatraz
if Jeff doesn't get a day off.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
This request came from his wife.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
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