The Glass Bottom Podcast

The Glass Bottom Podcast

Shallow minds in deep water! That's what you'll find on this irrepressible podcast. Join Mike, Rob and Shards as they explore deep sea level thoughts with their shallow glass bottom boat brains. If you're looking for laughs, idiocracy, and an escape from reality, you've come to the right place... Welcome to The Glass Bottom Podcast!

Episodes

July 13, 2025 43 mins

Hey Glassholes! After a long pause, the boys are back! Check it out.

-Robs awesome red beard

-Manatee mouth?

-BRIAN WILSON!!!

-Who's thought is it anyway?

-Jesus H. Cannabis

-Jews on weed?

-Jesus on weed

-Foal slippers and evolution

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The boys are back (well, recorded way back) and full of loose content!

Too much to list, but here is a taste:

-Bad hair cuts and getting nicked.

-Gummies

-Christmas parties

-Mike and midgets

-The guardian bike?

-Man versus hamster

-Rob's U-bend tech

-Emergency toilet fisting!

-GIRLS GONE WILD DVD?

All this crap and much, much more! Enjoy?

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November 27, 2024 57 mins

Episode 58

Welcome back beloved Glassholes! At long last, the 75%r has

edited up a new episode. It has been aged for flavor and character.

--Halloweenies

--Shards was an F-boy.

__ Mike was "Barnettjuice".

--Scull talk

--Hurricane chat.

--Chinese headlamps and lesbians.

--LISTENER e-mail questions.

--Kageling to be the best couples figure skating team!

--Campaign signs.

--Spontaneous joke dropped.

--Other nonsense!

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September 29, 2024 57 mins

Oh Boy!! This one is way out of pocket!

Welcome back Glassholes!

Shard laugh.

Rob got got.

Mike got got.

Mike wants a prairie dog.

Check mate Capybara.

Swamp Ape rape whistle.

Farm folks are different.

Child's plate of ribs. Circa 1975.

Do deaf people around the world sound the same?

Syndrome strength.

The super massive hurricane to our left.

Waffle house props.


Cheers Glassholes!


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September 22, 2024 50 mins

The boys are back!

Elder emo.

Red hot Tam O'Shanty hat!

The Zelda Lid

Assburges??

A good man is hard to find.

Grandma's boy?

WhatNot addicts!

HOLY JESUS!

James Earal Jones love.

Hauck Tua check mate...


And some extra crap!!

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Hey Glassholes!!

This episode is all over the place!

It includes, but is not limited too:

-Boeing Starliner still sucks!

-Bye bye Bob New....

-Godspeed and good bye Richard Simmons!!

-Quantification of mens shorts

-Bye bye BVO!!

-F the FDA

-Speculation on testicles

-Sport Clips cunundrum

-Omega ball is the GBPs

kind of ball!

-Rugby???

-Dog food..

-Peeing whilst poopin' ???

-unintelligable....




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July 15, 2024 62 mins

In this episode:

Boeing still sucks.

Brightline body count rises.

Artemis Prime is gone.

Dat heat doh!

John Force.

THE greatest joke ever told!!!

First responders to a special needs disaster...

Damn.. ink bled through...can't read the rest

ENJOY!!

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-Happy "Forge of Falie"!

-Great Moments in Bad Fireworks

-Genderless outhouses. As our

founding fathers wanted it.

-Big toilet.

-Dad joke bombs.

-All hale John Ford!

-Zip lines for fat folks.

-Brats, beer and butter are no match

for "taco" burgers.


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June 23, 2024 64 mins

Welcome Glassholes. THIS IS A BANGER!!!!!

What if Shard died?

A.I. and the slow roll out they promised??

Plumbers crack.

No higene?

Rob poops...?

Chaos!!

Too much to list! Enjoy a BANGER!!!

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June 3, 2024 48 mins

Welcome back beloved Glassholes!!!!

This epp is a banger!!

  • Caveat Emptor?
  • Buccee's noodle.
  • Dave Attell
  • Big Les on YouTube
  • Northern lights in the lazy south!
  • Idiot light/orb.
  • Joseph Robinette RAMMSTEIN!!
  • We outs!


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May 19, 2024 56 mins

Welcome back beloved Glassholes!

This is our last training pod.

50 episodes in the books makes us PROFESSIONALS!

--Rob Flintstone

--TikTok Ban!!

--Us on 1.8 Speed

--Kendrick LaMar

--Central Casting fo th

150 human shells

--Tall Midgets?

--Dad's will have to breast feed babies in the furure!

--Mike gets buried!

--See ya's

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May 12, 2024 71 mins

Long time no see Glassholes!

In this episode, we find:

Rob can't squat.

TikTok is big time listening

The NFL people auctions have happened

Rob has THE best segment ever with football names!!

and the rest, I cannot read my sloppy, ADD hand writing to tell you about.

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May 6, 2024 50 mins

Hey Glassholes!!

This epp is Nuts:

Boeing is going out of business??

Good driving appears crazy??

Center drive cars save the entire flat earth?

"Out of ...a...Pocket"...

Grass "fed"....Grass "finished" beef stix??

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April 23, 2024 58 mins

Welcome back Glassholes!!

Another interesting and completely out of pocket epp!!

We get a crazy "Aunt Lynn" story update.

O.J. and Mike's crazy infatuation is hashed over.

Some eclipse talk.

THE pool noodle floats again!

The boys introduce a very, very special new guest.. DISHKA!!

And, a long pod closes with Mike's astute identification that

ALLIGATORS make THE ugliest road kill!!

Enjoy......Or endure!

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Good things come to those who wait! Welcome back Glassholes!

After another long pause, the boys are back!

Mike lights the extinction fuse on meteor Apophis!

He sets up his dicey trip to the eclipse. A moment is spent crapping on "Ditty" and the "Royals".

A new segment, "Great Moments in Bad Time Travel" is born!

Toilets talk and the physics of fat cart pushers is "analyzed"....

All this and more on this episode of The Glass Bottom Pod!!...

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January 22, 2024 47 mins

Welcome back all you Glassholes!

It's 2024 and that means its time, once again, for the boys to submit their picks for who will die this year

All this and more on another episode of The Glass Bottom Podcast!

Sco lets!

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January 15, 2024 50 mins

Welcome back all you Glassholes!

After a brief holiday hiatus, the boys are back at it again. Brightline strikes again. Are Pinball machines a timeless classic? Why exactly did Rob's parents purchase a Kirby vacuum?

All this and more on another episode of The Glass Bottom Podcast!

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December 18, 2023 48 mins

Welcome back all you Glassholes!

On todays episode, Mike shares a breaking discovery that the Neanderthal species went extinct because the were bred out by Homosapiens. Later, the boys dive into New Years resolutions.

All this and more on another episode of The Glass Bottom Podcast!

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December 11, 2023 69 mins

Welcome back all you Glassholes!

The boys discuss whether or not a documentary by Tom Hanks on Ron Jeremy would be watchable. Later Mando joins in to talk about his experience at a terrible Corvette show.

All this and more on another episode of The Glass Bottom Podcast!

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December 4, 2023 55 mins

Welcome back all you Glassholes!

The boys are back after a two week hiatus and with the holidays quickly approaching, the boys discuss seasonal depression while revisiting the "Sky King" story of Richard Russell. Later, the boys get into their regular shtick, discussing the human body.

All this and more on another episode of The Glass Bottom Podcast!

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