Salty Shmitty - Christmas Lights

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Star one oh five point seven West, Michigan's Christmas station.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Really so salty, you guys knew.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Even though it was officially the holiday season, I still
had a little salt on my rim, a little vent
session I get to do every week, and typically I
think it's something we all feel. It's a collective therapeutic session,
if you will. And I mentioned it earlier. I'm getting
all stressed out because like a quarter of my neighborhood
at least already has their Christmas lights up and on.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
All the inflatables, like the cute stuff.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
I have clearly moved to a place where everyone is
very themed, and I love that, but it's making us
look like trash because we have just not gotten it
together this holiday season.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
I don't know what it is.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
I just feel so behind, and I know that it's
like gonna warm up again this weekend, even though we're
gonna see maybe a rain snow mixed today. And I
keep telling myself we're gonna get everything put away, but
we still got our patio furniture out, we still got
a hammock out. I've still got my wind chimes up.
I mean, I'm like the Golden Girls out here still
pretending like I live in Florida and I've got this
lanai that's going to keep year round. I haven't even

(01:04):
thought about Christmas lights.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Are you kidding me? A hammock? People, There's going to
be snow on my hammock. So I didn't know if.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Anybody had great advice on just how you get yourself
up and going about it, you know, like you're on
the roof, or are we all just secretly hiring great
companies to come and do it for us. Because if
you've got a good company and you want to give
them a shout out on the air and they can
light my house up for me, go ahead, your girl
the lazy hack I need because this year just ain't

(01:32):
getting done for me