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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:03):
From Everywhere USA. It's Fox Across America with Jimmy Fayla.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
There, it is back at action, Big hour of Fox
Across America with Jimmy Fayla, Emily Compagno's coming up, Steve
Hilton's coming up. Guy Benson's producer was just in my
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But that's the kind of show we do. Everybody wants
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Fox Across America a radio bug light for people who
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And by golly, we're gonna have a good time in
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Chase goes This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest.
It's a quest for fun, and we're gonna have so
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which is of course sponsored by the fine folks at Prevaga,
which very much for your brain, that's what they say.
And if you were taking your previlegen over the weekend
and you got out a bed Monday, you looked at
the state of politics and you were like, well, this
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is just actually like a circus with better outfits. I mean,
can I give you some of the weekend roundup that
I did this morning.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
When you prep a radio show, it's not like a
TV show.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Like a TV show, you have targeted segments and you're like,
all right, we're gonna bump in on the video with
a guy talking. Then we're gonna go to this thing.
It's called an ots. It's a graphic over Jimmy's shoulder,
and it'll be the title of like the thing that
we're gonna tell the jokes about.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
And then you'll have kind.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Of an idea of where you're gonna go bullet points
in your brain.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Targeting. It's a lot of preparation. TV we do it
one in a week.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
You know.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
On the radio side, you kind of just react to it.
It's organic.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
I always tell you I treat radio and you like
a passenger in my cab in that we're talking with
the candor of two people that'll never see each other again.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
So the good news is you get the candor.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
The better news is you don't actually get the smell
of a taxi, which yeah, I mean it's a win
win for you because you're getting the two G thirty
four wisdom, but you're not getting the aroma of the
back seat, nor are you getting the driving record of
the front seat. But when you're really doing good old
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fashioned rip and read radio, this is what happened.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
This is what I think.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
It's inescapable, just inescapable that you don't look out into
the world and go, wow, every single person here is
a circus clown.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Even I got such a good one. This has nothing
to do with anything.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
But since we're talking about elections next week and this
jerrymandering Prop fifty battle out in California, Arnold Schwarzenegger is
on CNN yesterday. He took time out from doing what
he does best, which is the nanny in the head.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
He didn't get that joke.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
You don't have a secret twenty four year old brother
named Pablo with me. Arnold Schwarzenegger is on with Jake Tapper. Now,
Jake Tapper, you know a source of great mockery in
any circle of self respecting people. Why Because Jake Tapper
spent four years covering up Joe Biden's cognitive decline, and
then the minute Biden left the White House, he wrote
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a book called Original Sin inside the cover up of
Joe Biden's cognitive decline. Straight up clown stuff. I mean
he titled it Original Sin because it had a nicer
ring to it than if I did it by O. J. Simpson,
I mean, just a clown. But he brings on Schwarzenegger cause.
Schwarzenegger is a former California governor. He won in the
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recall election of Gray Davis two thousand and three. He's
the last Republican to be the governor of California, and
he has had his moments when it comes to Donald
Trump and his life in politics. Arnold was very critical
of Trump in the first administration, but he has sort
of seen the light and made its way into the
direction of can't we all just get along? People shouldn't
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be getting killed for their political differences, you know very much.
The aftermath of the Charlie Kirk killing brought a lot
of decent Democrats just towards the center. And what I
mean by the center is you don't agree with people
on the right, but you accept that they have the
right to live despite their differing opinions from your own,
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because the Democrat Party has become, you know, a party
of weaponized outrage and in some instances, weaponized violence at
an effort to silence their political opponents. Trump was shot,
Trump was indicted ninety one times, Charlie Kirk was killed sadly,
and bat people were killed at the Israeli embassy in DC.
We've seen it all the time. We saw big balls.
Remember the guy who was a Dosh ambassador get jumped
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in Washington, DC because of his role in trying to
reshape and streamline the federal government. The Democrats have been
given to a lot of violence lately. That being said,
Jake Tapper thought he was bringing Arnold Schwarzeneggern as a
former Democrat governor, excuse me, as a former California governor.
He was a Republican at the time, as I said,
but as someone who has been at odds with Donald Trump,
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he thought Arnold Schwarzenegger would be on his side of
this jerry mandering issue. And I'm gonna play the clip,
but this will probably make my Saturday and ITV show
six days from now, because it'll still be funny to
me if you see the visual Jake Tapper is so
making the face of like, well, this is.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Not the direction I wanted this to go.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
It's because he brings Arnold on to talk about jerry mandering,
and Arnold starts talking about the jerrymandering going on in
liberal states.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
It's amazing.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Okay, brings up Massachusetts, he brings up New Mexico. Never
mind them when this whole jerry mandering protest happened and
the Texas representatives fled the legislature and went to Chicago.
Illinois is the the most jerrymandered state in America.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
He knows what he's talking about.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Going to Illinois because you're against jerry mandering is like
going to Vegas because you're against blackjack, like laughable on
its face.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Again, more of the clown thing. But here is Jake.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Tapper asking Schwarzenegger about jerry mandering, and it's just so
funny because he says, are you concerned as a former
governor about jerry mandering.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Here's Arnold's answer, Clip thirteen.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
There is such such extreme jerry mandering going on. They're
in the state like Massachusetts, it has like forty percent
of the puber voting for Trump, they only had they
have seer A representative. The Republican Party has Serra representatives
sent to the House. Think about that. In New Mexico,
have forty five percent of the puper voted for Trump
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and voted Republican and Cyril is sent to the House
ser A representative from the Republican Party.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
How about that?
Speaker 3 (06:52):
And Jake Tapper's like, oh, facts for coming, Arnold, would
you look at the time?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
CNN is the worst.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Yeah, we gotta go and why because they're not used
to anyone calling them out on their own bolt. But
that's so much of politics right now. And when you
get out of bed to do this, like, let me
give you another one. So great, Okay. Hakeem Jefferies goes
on Face the Nation. Hakeem Jeffries starts talking about Donald
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Trump rigging the midterms, and to her credit, she actually
says to him, Hey, dude, didn't you just tell us
democracies on the ballot because Donald Trump said an election
was gonna be rigged?
Speaker 2 (07:34):
How is it that the you and the JB.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Pritzkers of the world and the Gavenusoms of the world
can be going on TV warning us about rigged elections
After you just told us that anyone who claims an
election is rigged belongs in jail.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Straight clown stuff.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Here is Akiem Jefferies doing the old backpedal. This is
a great one clip nineteen.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
Recently, you've been using the term rigged elections in reference
to the upcoming midterms. Democrats were Paul, President Trump used
language like that. How do you justify using that?
Speaker 6 (08:04):
Now?
Speaker 5 (08:04):
Doesn't that undermine faith for voters? You need to show up.
Speaker 7 (08:09):
No, I've been using that term in the context of
Donald Trump's unprecedented effort to jerrymander congressional maps in a
partisan fashion all across the country in order to rig
the midterm elections and deny the ability of the American
people to actually decide who should be in the majority.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
As it relates to.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
The House of Democrats are also going very clear through
jerrymandering and redistricting.
Speaker 7 (08:36):
No, no, no, Well, Democrats are going to push back aggressively
to make sure that we have fair maps across the country,
not partisan jerrymandering which Republicans have initiated in state after
state after state.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
That is offensive and it is not true.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
But that was the wrong sound bite. The sound bite
should have been okay, listen to me as Arnold Schwarzenegger
was just saying, the jerrymandering is all on the Democrats side.
That's where ninety nine percent of it is. And it's
all in states like Massachusetts where forty percent of the
population votes Trump, but they don't have a single representative
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in Congress. Look at New Mexico, forty percent don't have
a single representative in Congress. Look at some of the
districts like Jasmine Crockett's district out in Texas where they
had that redistricting fight.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Look up in Illinois.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Look at liberal states specifically, the Democrats keep going to
war on behalf of pretend things. That's the clown stuff,
No kings. How do you protest something that isn't happening
at the beginning of the rally. It's not a again,
if I had a protest called no Sydney Sweeney's meet
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me on the quad this weekend because I am not
gonna sleep with Sydney Sweeney. Nope, out of the question, Ravenan,
no Sidney Sweeney. There's only one small problem. Sidney Sweeney
wasn't gonna sleep with me either way you slice it.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
It's just the way it is.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
They were protesting a pretend thing, and why were they
doing it.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
They were selling them a lot of merch.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Get your No King fats there, get your No Kig sweatshirt.
Have you seen like the Eric Swallwell videos where he's
posting the no case He's wearing the No King's merch
And if you're gonna come out this weekend, check the website. Yeah,
go buy money, Go give us money, give us money.
You retired, but boomers who had no kids, give us money.
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You don't have a soccer game or a football game
to go do this weekend. Get on a bus to DC,
give us money, and pretend there's a king. That's why
he's supposed to have kids, pets, adopt, whatever you could do,
if you can do it, do it. Okay, we're not
all lucky enough to have kids, and that's, you know,
sadly reality for some people. But it doesn't mean you
should give your life over to pretend stuff. Okay, you
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don't have to pretend there's a king because you don't
have a soccer game to go to, get a pet,
adopt a kid, volunteer, do things in the community, but
don't protest pretend things.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
It's embarrassing. It's embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
And people responded to one of my tweets last week
that went really viral, which just means big accounts that
people respect retweeted what I wrote because what I'm writing
on Twitter is absurd, absurd.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Don't take any of it seriously. I don't. You shouldn't
have to.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
But the point is, Okay, when you looked at the
No Kings protest, they tried to tell you after the fact, well, it's.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
A little more specific than that.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
It's about our healthcare and the rise in costure healthcare,
which is a real concern and that I'm not moncking.
But the people that are bringing that argument to the
table are the ones responsible for the rising cost of healthcare.
Obamacare was passed with zero Republican votes, so it is
all the Democrats. The Obamacare subsidies were passed with zero
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Republican votes, so it's all the Democrats. The expiration date
on those Obamacare subsidies passed with zero Republican votes, so
you understand when the Obamacare subsidies expired, as the Democrats
mandated they would do, the ensuing cost has nothing to
do with the Republicans and everything to do with the
Democrats own legislation.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
They don't want to own the outcome.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
So now the protest becomes, well, you know, the Republicans,
you're taking away your healthcare.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
But they're not.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Okay, they didn't make that deal. The Democrats did. So
again they're asking people to mobilize behind pretend stuff. And
that's why when people look at them, they don't see
a political party. They see a bunch of.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
The show that's not afraid to hit the road.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
That night, a big French.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
They're this Fox across America with Jimmy phallom Emily Compagno
in the on deck circle. She's gonna be weighing in
on a lot of things. We have to catch up.
I haven't seen her. We're actually fice sorry me, Emily
and Kennedy. We're gonna go to a hockey game to
catch up, you know, like my family comes on the
radio to catch up.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
I have Jenny on them like a Thursday or Friday.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
You busily, you do these jobs, and obviously I make
a lot of time for my family. I spent the
weekend watching Lincoln play football, and I will have you
know the Clark Rams clinched a playoff Berth on Saturday.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Bang the Rams winning again.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Jenny's brother was in town this weekend and him and
the kids, wife and kids saw the Rams that link
Man had about ten tackles. They had a great game,
and they will close the regular season playing my alma mater, Division,
Avenue High School. Lincoln's regular season finishes up against Division.
So that's awkward because I got my kid on the
field playing for Clark, I'm obviously across the field rooting
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for Division instead.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
You know how that's gonna work for me? You get it.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Listen, the rent don't pay it. So I got money
on these games, folks. You know I gotta win these bets.
Paying in cash is not true. That's stupid. You know
what else is stupid is the whole mom Donny angle.
The closing argument now, which will work with some of
the white guilters that are voting for this guy, is that,
you know, it's New York's not fair to Muslims. And
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after nine to eleven, my aunt was nervous to take
the subway. You know a lot of people haven't taken
the subway to this day after nine to eleven because
Islamic terrorists killed three thousand people, and they were scared
of more of those Islamic terrorists killing more people. So
say there aren't peaceful members of Islam, but like that's
part of the thing, you know what I mean, That's
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who these people were. And this idea that he's trying
to make it sound like he's somehow a victim. And
this is the worst part about our politics right now.
In a lot of big liberal cities, people who migrated
to this country to make better lives have made them
here and they have no appreciation for how much America
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has afforded them. So their plan to gain higher office
is to trash the country in which they've been able
to actually get ahead.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
It's people with the dirty mind that think like that. Okay,
here is Moondani.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Saying everybody who opposes him is desperately engaging in Islamophobia. Guys,
it is not a Islamophobia to want murderers and rapists
to stay in jail. Guy wants to empty Riker's Island.
We're not scared about Muslims. We're scared about rapist and
murderers on the street. It's not as Lamophobia to be
worried about socialism in the biggest economic city in our country,
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because if you decimate the tax base, the country goes
into the Actually it is the country. If New York
faces some type of municipal bankruptcy, it's the rest of
the country that gets the bill. It's not as lamophobic
to fear socialism on a grand scale, knowing it's killed
over one hundred million people around the world. But when
you bring the race into this, and when you try
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to make it sound like that could be the only
legitimate criticism. Guys, the other people who implemented socialism, we're
not as loam, We're not as lom. Okay, that was
not the case. When you see those images of people
being shot and pushed into ditches, it's not the religion
of the shooter we're concerned with.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
It's the bullet, the head, the ditch.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
That stuff gets old after a while when you hear
ninety million people starve to death. Believe me, we're more
scared of standing on a breadline than who will need
to make small talk with while we're there waiting to
get fed. I mean, to be honest, a lot of
people are annoying. I'd rather probably go hungry than talk
to some of these people. But here is mom, Donnie
trying to make it sound like okay, he's somehow a victim.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Clip five.
Speaker 6 (16:35):
I decided that it was simply too much. It was
too much to think of these as the acts of
desperate men looking to salvage the little power that they
still had. It was, in fact, a reflection of isomophobia
within our political system that has become so endemic that
when we hear it we do not know from which
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party it comes. We just know that it is a
fact of life in our city's politics. And amidst all
of this, the focus of so many is just how
much bigotry they can engage in.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Oh God, will shut up now. The focus is reminding
people that socialism has killed hundreds of millions of people
around the world, and that letting criminals out is bad.
Defunding the police is even worse. Free grocery stores or
government controlled grocery stores, free bust. This is all bad stuff.
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It's been tried and it's failed. But bigger than all
of that is the idea that you can use some
type of racial guilt of white people to get elected,
which is what he's trying to do here. Won't anybody
pour one out for old Zoran. Mom, Donnie, I know
you're struggling to pay the bills, but I'm the son
of millionaires in a rent controlled apartment. I know you
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like America, but my dad says it's the root of
all evil. When it's it gonna throw me a pity party.
You're ready, Come on you guys, it ain't fair, I say,
all right. Then she said, there it is Fox Across
America with Jimmy Phyla. Sometimes these jobs are so busy
you have to book your friends in order to catch
up with them. I have no political interest in talking
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to his next cast other than just how are you good.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
To see you?
Speaker 1 (18:16):
What's funny is I? We were as we were catching
up in the twenty seconds prior to be coming on air,
I said, I got my last swear word out right
before we went, and no good time day.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
She has no faith in Josh on the dumb button
on a Monday like Tuesday, Wednesday, he's going to hit it.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
You can curse. It's not going to happen today.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
We're all a little slow.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
The NFL football yesterday, Yeah, this Sunday night football. The
worst series is going on? Are you on some level?
Obviously you know you grew up in California, but you
grew up in a Bay Area, so you're probably not
a Dodger fan. But they are playing Canada, so don't
we have to default root for the American team in
the World Series.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
No.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
I would rather die than root for the Dodgers. I
have a beat La tattoo all over my back. Just kidding, guys.
That was a joke for all Literally.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
No say it.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
The problem is I hate I hate both. I hate
both Jimmy and I don't know if it's on American
to root for Canada, but I'll have a big fat
smile on my face that the Dodgers get beat And
I was so sad that the ms didn't make it. Man,
I was so sad.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
I know it looked they were this close. But a
good story because they've never made the World Series, which.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Is also why that I would like it if Toronto won,
because at least then the M's were beat by the
world sies watch and they haven't been for thirty two
years and they haven't.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Won a World Series. It's like ninety three. It's a
hole to do. But how do you make sense of
the geopolitical conflict? Because if Toronto and Canada win a
World Series, Trump pretty much has to invade.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
No, send me boots on the ground.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Send me Pine for us, Yeah right, boots on the ground.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Also, like all right, if you want to bring in geopolitics,
then remember the the Dodgers were one of the franchises
that were just so they just did that whole big
woke thing. Yeah, so I sort of feel like and
for the for the boys in women's sports, all that stuff.
The part of me is like, oh, you want to
go there, Dodgers. Okay, well then no you you did
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lose me, Like I'm not. I would rather root for
a team that at least they know that boys or
boys and girls or girls, you know, and all the jockstraps.
It's what they're supposed to.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Be there for that.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
We don't need drag queen nuns and sex toys.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
It's buy me some peanuts and crackerjacks exactly.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
And then the bs about like LA needs is like
I feel like that's the thing is a lot of
when cities undergo calamities, we are praying for them as
a nation, and it often seems to happen the right
after they like totally win. Remember like you know, New
Orleans with the Super Bowl Houston after but this is
not that. My heart breaks for everyone in the Pacific Palisades.
But sorry, still not rooting for.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
The Dodgers, right, I'm gonna try one last thing to
swear you. Emily Campanno's in studio.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
It could have been the Angels man. They have two teams,
that's the thing.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
So I mean, Emily is still in studio. Watch this, okay,
now it's fun. I was at a dinner the other
night w O R talking tow York. Obviously they're carrying
this night nine to midnight and we're wor a great time.
Jeff Thomas is a superstar, runs the advertising on the
talk stations. iHeart lives out in Ventura. As you know,
he's revered in the industry. People love Jeff Thomas. Jeff
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Thomas told me a story that someone said to him.
Otani on the Dodgers has a luxury suite for his dog,
that his dog goes to the games and just rough
it just kind of sits there. That makes me like him,
Like that's I have a hard time rooting against the
guy who brings his dog to the game. And this
is my second problem. I know you don't root for
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the la you know, grew up in the Bay Area,
but that the Otani having a gambling problem is very
relatable to me.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
That kind of brings him to my level. So I
don't know what to do. But you know, you know,
you've you've you've said what you've said.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
You can like a player and not have to root
for the whole team.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
Man.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Yeah, and I agree with you.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
By the way, I like the dog thing. Yeah, that
dog I like a better than if it was like
for his booze yeah b oos like female boo yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
No he I was told that either the wife or
the dog goes to the game, but not both, which
I think is amazing because I's probably like superstitious.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Or something, you know.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
Oh yeah, honey's sorry, you were oh for three, I
gotta put the dog in.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
That's amazing.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
That is amazing.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
And you know it's true too.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
It's like, you know, there's probably a lot more questions
from the wife than there is from the dog, you know,
so maybe some days he just needs like a he
needs more space to concentrate us what I'm saying, because
a human's gonna ask more questions in most instances unless
you're eating acid, in which case the dog won't shut up.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Plus someone has to take the dog back and forth,
So like does the does the wife bring the dog
and then just leave the game. I don't imagine if
you literally brought Bixby everywhere or but like if Jenny
brought Bixby, if it then like had to leave because
you were like, nope, Jenny tikes me off. Yeah, you're
dropping him off Bigsby sitting right there, and then the
next time I come in, Jenny, my vote's on Jenny.
By the way, Jenny, I love Bixby, but you got better.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
Have Yeah, well I got listen. Bixby's a menace to
the catering staff. If you put a dog in a
luxury suite, man.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Just keep mowing down food.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
Can I say the greatest thing Jenny's ever done is
that you took about a selfless sports act and she's
been a part of a lot of them. When I
was a cab driver and Lincoln was like five, someone
I met in my cab who like, we really hit
it off with talking sports gave me met tickets that
were like first row, first row, first row, like on
top of the on deck circle for free to take Lincoln,
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but he only gave me two. Now, obviously I was
driving a cab five am to five pm, so I
needed Jenny to get Lincoln to the Met game and
then wait in the parking lot to drive us home
because that's how we couldn't, you know, do a train
thing and all of that because I was coming from
the city. So she came to a Met game medice
in the parking lot, handed me the baby like she
sold him to me.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
I mean he was like five.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
And then we went to the Met game because we
couldn't get another seat in that section, so we were
gonna do sit her in the upper deck.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
You know, yeah, really, yeah, you put it. Okay, there's
a lot.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
There's a lot going on here. Everyone listening, let's all
analyze this together. Number One, Jenny is a saint that
already people. Number Two, in this scenario, you indeed get
her the cheap seats because then she can make friends
with who's around her, like one hundred million percent, and
especially if she's there like oh that's my son. No
security guard would prevent her from at least during the
seventh innen stretch and halftime and all the stuff. That happens,
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like going down there and hanging out with you guys
for at least a little bit. And thirdly, I hope
to God that the next time, when after you made
it big, that you bought her the most amazing diamond necklace,
she would an orange shears and ruby is for this
amazing woman for doing that.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
Man, dude, she wouldn't wear it. I just robbed the
louver a week ago. She didn't even want it.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
I'll tell you all these diamonds go back down to canal.
We're talking to Emily Companion.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
So you say I should have got our seat in
the upper deck, but I almost felt like that was
more demeaning.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Along these lines of the confessional. Yeah, this is like
before I sort of knew better. But when one of
my best friends, who was a guy, got married, gift
to him and his wife was tickets for him and
I to go to the home run Derby. It only
accord two tickets, thank you. Yeah, I didn't bring my partner,
we didn't bring his wife. It was literally a wedding gift.
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And to this day he's like, oh, the best wedding
gift ever. And I'm like, now though, as an with
my adult brain, I'm like, gosh, with that terrible Kate
was probably like what is Emily doing? But you know what,
it was awesome. Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
You gotta do the real stuff. Josh waiting on this.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
Okay, so you know, as a cab driver, I wasn't
making a lot of money unless someone left drugs in
the back of the car and I could fence it
in the garage. Different story, okay, But knowing we're sitting
in the front of the front of the front on
a cab driver's salary, obviously I'm not getting Jenny a
ticket within two sections of where I'm sitting.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
What's the move, Josh?
Speaker 8 (25:47):
The move is you go down with the person. You
leave Lincoln there in the good seats, and you know
she won't get the front front row with you, but
you go back upstairs and you bring her down with you,
and you sit here, maybe a couple of rows behind you.
There's gonna be an empty seat somewhere. Damn.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
I didn't have to figure out a way to game
the system.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
I honestly, Josh, I don't know why it worked out
the way it did, because I came in on the
seven train John Rocker style.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Maybe that's what it was. She didn't want to hear
my language. Just leave the kid in the front, bro,
and then go back and leave the gun. Take leave
the kid.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Wait counter to that, though, Josh, you guys, we all
just went through seeing that couple that was arrested on
what was it like a Jersey beach? Was it a
Jersey beach? Give me for leaving their sleeping baby there
for like an hour while they went on a walk
with the other kids.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Well, you make it look like you're going for cotton
candy or something.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Real like what I mean, Jenny, if you're listening, I'm
sort of sorry, not completely. I still don't know how
this was played, because honestly, they were probably economics like
when I was driving a camp for real low depending
on the week, like I might have been really poor,
you know what I'm saying. I don't remember, and it
was probably like forty dollars I didn't have.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
I don't know, but I can. I can, you know,
mercy here by.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Saying there for you guys, had enough to pay her
car parking fee. Yeah, and then she sat in the
car have access to the bathrooms. She came in, she
could have sat in the war that's the other thing.
She could have sat in the bar on the inside,
watched the game from inside. That's hell of funds. You
could have been leading like the crowded.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Maybe there was a reason. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
We're gonna have to ask the next time we all
hang out. We'll get to the bottom of this.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Chant. Listen to this garbage. I'm kidding. God knows where
Jenny is right now.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
So I laughed at all of that, But I think
the answer is when it comes to the World Series.
Of course, Game three is tonight. It's on Fox. Hey, girl,
Dodgers are at home. Great place to watch a game.
Toronto has a nice dome too. I don't know if
you've ever been there, but it's it's fantastic.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
No, I would love to go to Toronto. Actually it's
on my I've been to Vancouver a ton, because you know,
when you're from the West Coast, and then I went
to school in Seattle, and so I have been to
Vancouver and Whistle a ton the left side. I haven't
been as much to the right side, known as the east.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
Hey, I know the right side. Like we're staring at
a map right now.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
In like East is least and I've been there.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
I'm all right, fair well, we are broadcasting at WBN
in Buffalo. Also, obviously we're hurt all over California. I'll
be in I'll be in Slow February November twenty eight,
San Luis, Obispo.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
I know what Slow is.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Yeah, you know what's up. I'll be in Slow, and
then I'm in Vegas the next night at Durango. Drago's
only a five month old casino.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
It is so nice, really so nice.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Ring of Colorado.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
No.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
Durango is the newest casino in Vegas. I will be
there Saturday night, November twenty ninth. So I've got this
whole thing.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
You should we then I just mean like hover around.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
We got to work this out or something. No this
is You're like, I'm only is gonna be there.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
Bring back the bring back the raider at Outfits, come
on him.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Do a show. We could do like it. It could
be a get like a vaudeville show.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
And then I'll come out and tell like street jokes,
like two guys go into a bar.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
You know, we do the show that way. Bob Hostyle
love that.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
We gotta get a vaudeville show going. Can I work
on this? Can you allow me to work on this? Yes, sir,
I have it. There is a zero push on chance,
like get this approved, but I'm gonna work on it
and see, yeah if we get to that one. So
you're telling me there's a chance, Tell yeah, failu and
comp on the road in twenty twenty six. I'm telling
you because I care. All right, don't go anywhere, but
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watch Emily every day on out Numbered, listen to the podcast.
She's all over your television. You kind of can't miss her.
The sun never sets on the Companya Empire, although we'll
be hanging out after sunset maybe at a New York
Rangers game coming soon.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
I'll bring my rowdiest mouth man.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
That was great. We had a pre term hackling.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
I learned so much about heckling from there, and I
already pride myself on being a number one half year solid.
But like, oh my gosh, the Rangers fans, you guys
are hilarious.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Yeah, yeah, they're not.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
They're messing they're not messing around, and the team isn't good,
which makes the hackling more like a more of a
focus point of what's going on on a sucky team
because the heckles get hurt because no one's cheering and
drowning them out. So that'll be us.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
It's more good natured, I feel like, because it's like
everyone's cracking up versus like being angry.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
It's a hostel, Like, yeah, it's not hostel, we're just
having a night. It's like what we do to each
other in the hallways here. If people only heard the
level of expletive that gets people pushed into lockers, they
had to get rid of the lockers that many people
were getting boarded. Uh am, I miss your paw, will
do it again soon. The Great Emily Companne.
Speaker 4 (30:15):
It's the show that nine out of ten listeners voted
the best host on radio.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
I didn't want to say that they were.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
Produced Emily Compagne in studio Little Bonus Bonus Compangno.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
On a Monday.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
We're trying to pick the American people up, is what
we're trying to do. Right, You're good, listen, I'm yeah.
Would you say I.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Just thought of that?
Speaker 2 (30:35):
What?
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Like, what are you going to be?
Speaker 3 (30:36):
And Lincoln, Jenny, Lincoln is being He's been a few
things already.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
They watch a show called Blue Mountain State. Josh, do
you watch that filthy college football show?
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Mikey, do you.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
Watch Blue Mountain State. There's a lot of topless women.
I'm guessing you've seen it, at least those you have, right,
So Lincoln was sad Castle for Halloween from a show
called Blue Mountain State. Then there's this other character that
wears Kobe Bryant jerseys with dress shirts under them and
a hat side. Do you know this guy is? I
don't know who that guy is. That's who Lincoln was
on Saturday Night this week. I don't know that guy, Josh.
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He's like a one word name, like Sellar or something weird. Yeah,
So anyway, it's a big Lincoln's into a lot of trends.
Let me throw one at you. I'm really quick. Okay.
The kids his age started this social media. It's like, like,
you know, it's fake, but it's funny as hell. I
don't know what we like an urban myth. It's an
urban myth. The urban myth and social media that's huge
in Lincoln's age group is that AutoZone sells food. Because
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you know, there's like so these kids are posting videos
of like I'm just going to AutoZone for the seafood boil,
and they're coming out with like plates of lobster and
crabs and scallops and stuff, or shrimp cocktails the AutoZone chili. Now,
to be clear, AutoZone does not do this, but they've
perpetuated this myth on social media that they do, and
it's widespread enough that people now show up to AutoZone
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looking for food. They've kind of been trolled by society,
but people Lincoln's age just post food, you know, video
those are themselves outside of AutoZone eating food that they
claim to have gotten insaw, and it's.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Kind of funny. I don't know what the point of
any of it is, but it's.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
Like we're in like this golden age of like prank
controlling society and they're having a nice time.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
His costume, then one of the next few that he
does should be an AutoZone a.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Chef or something like food critic.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Uniform, but then holding a thing of fries like I'm your.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
Yeah, I love that, yeah, and I love autos Shout
out to AutoZone, I know, right, And they're building a
new AutoZone down the block from our house on Long
Island and We were driving by the other day and
Jenny's like, oh my god, Lincoln can go there for dinner?
Speaker 1 (32:37):
You know, are we doing Patriot Awards together again?
Speaker 3 (32:39):
We better, I mean, I'll be there. Last time we
were the receiving We were on the receiving line together.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
That was dope.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Me and Jimmy were a partnership. Guys at the Patriot Awards,
which was obviously awesome.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
November six was unique. Oh we had a boombox.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
Yes, and then at one point of the only person
there who woul appreciate it was Bill Hammer, who wound
up next to us. Yes, and Hammer loved it. He
was like, oh, this is amazing. You guys have like
a whole thing going on here. And I was like,
you're damn right, we do now. Hammer's the greatest.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
Well, hopefully you and I are partners again together. So guys,
if you come to Patriot Awards, then you get to
come take pictures with like there's different sort of red
carpet lines. And then if you come to me and
Jimmy's and you'll be able to take a picture with
Jimmy and I and listen to our beat box tunes
that we play, and everything is awesome. Do you have
your Do you know what color you're in?
Speaker 3 (33:22):
Yeoh, I get to tell you this. There's two different
finalists for outfits right now. That wardrobe crushed both of them,
but they're really both my speed. One is like a
navy blue tux with blue emerald lapels, like really high end,
next level that would probably require navy blue tuxedo shirt,
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navy blue pants. Like it's but it's a vibe. The
other one is like they got kudos to them. They
got me like this silver velvet tux with rhinestones on that,
not the lapel, like the jacket. It's aggressive, like they're
leaning into the whole affordable male stripper look this year
and they're just letting me be. They'd rather me dress
the way I do in finer cuts of clothing than
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dressed the way I do in ill fitting jackets.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Not cheap.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Yeah, it's not the cheap gottie you're used to folks.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
I vote navy blue a million percent because I think for.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Okay, I'm fifteen seconds to do this, got to take
it away.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Who was my least favorite cover color? However, the deep
navy to me is the richest color for men.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
Yes, it is.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
It's beautiful.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
You can't screw it up. The very Emily get get
her out of here. This has been a podcast from
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