October 16, 2024 • 8 mins
Get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs in this episode of the Jubal Show’s Phone Pranks! Jubal takes on two unsuspecting victims in a series of side-splitting pranks that will leave you in stitches.
First, we dive into the world of online marketplaces where Jubal, posing as an overly enthusiastic buyer, drives a seller crazy with his bizarre questions and relentless haggling over a desk. From asking about the “mileage” on the desk to offering a mix of quarters and pennies, this prank is a masterclass in comedic confusion.
Next, Jubal turns up the heat in a youth soccer league. Disguised as a league official, he tries to bribe a new referee into throwing a game. The referee’s reactions range from disbelief to outrage, culminating in a hilarious showdown that you won’t want to miss.
Tune in for these outrageous pranks and more, only on the Jubal Show. Whether you’re a fan of clever wordplay or just love a good laugh, this episode has something for everyone!
First, we dive into the world of online marketplaces where Jubal, posing as an overly enthusiastic buyer, drives a seller crazy with his bizarre questions and relentless haggling over a desk. From asking about the “mileage” on the desk to offering a mix of quarters and pennies, this prank is a masterclass in comedic confusion.
Next, Jubal turns up the heat in a youth soccer league. Disguised as a league official, he tries to bribe a new referee into throwing a game. The referee’s reactions range from disbelief to outrage, culminating in a hilarious showdown that you won’t want to miss.
Tune in for these outrageous pranks and more, only on the Jubal Show. Whether you’re a fan of clever wordplay or just love a good laugh, this episode has something for everyone!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone prank weekday mornings on the twenties only.
I'm a new ninety six one now Hello, Oh my gosh,
is this Aaron?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yeah, this is Aaron.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Oh my gosh, what a beauty you have? Beauty?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Are you calling about the desk?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Oh my gosh? Yes, okay, okay, yeah, what a mute?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Yeah, No, it's something that's it's great, good condition too.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Yeah. So I was just perused in the Facebook marketplace
like I do. Yeah, and then I saw that rare
jim for just two hundred dollars. You're selling that desk?
My gosh, that's that's right, too old, my gosh. It's
a good deal, right, Yes, seems like a great deal.
How many miles on it?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
No, it just had for about a year actually word count?
H Well, I mean when you have a desk, especially
when that pretty Oh my gosh, you want to you
want to subtrack how many words are used on it
for mileage?
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Well I'm not a writer myself, but yeah, I've used
it for work for sure.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
You can use it for a lot of things.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Well, now that I've got some questions answered, I need
to think for a moment. But oh, my gosh, it
is a beauty, my gosh.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Well, yeah, like I said, the price two hundred dollars
you get ready for this afternoon or pickup?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
And what is your name?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Oh, my gosh, my name is Pete.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Okay, pe, my.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Gosh, Well thank you for the information, my gosh.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Okay, Yeah, you're welcome. It's still available.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Hello, does it got penn stains? Excuse me? Pen stains?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Are you calling back about the desk?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Oh, my gosh, yes, my gosh, I was just looking
at the pictures again. Any pen stains?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
No, there are no pen stands on. The service is
totally clean. It is virtually new fag pickup.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Are you firm?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Am I firm?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Yes? Are you firm?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
I don't know what you're talking about?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Two hundred dollars for the desk its? Oh my gosh,
it's a beauty. It's a beautiful desk. I'm just wondering
firm on your price?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yes, Peter, that's it. That's the prices.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Okay, I'm gonna have to think about it and I'll
call you back.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Come on again. Dollars for pickup? Hello, Peter, are you there?
You hung up? I'm like, what we're real.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Hello, one seventy five and seven pennies.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Is this pete? Is that you again?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Oh my gosh, yes, And I made the decision to
say yes. I was able to scrounch together some cash
and I have one seventy five and eight pennies.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
No, the price is two hundred dollars.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Oh my.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
If you asked me what you called before was firm
firm on the price, you had two hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Oh my gosh. Is there any way you could budget
on that price?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
My gosh, fine, I want to get rid of the desk.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Whatever you said, one seventy five and whatever, whenever the
problem changed, Oh.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
My gosh, thank you, I said one seventy five and
eight pennies. And it's mostly in quarters.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Sorry quarters, you're talking.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Oh my god. Yes, you said one seventy five and
eight pennies, And so I said, on, I have eight
quarters and eight pennies and I'll meet you wherever you want.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
That's like two dollars. That's like two dollars dollars eighty me.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Listen to me, I said one hundred and seventy five dollars.
I don't know what languae which you think I'm speaking,
but I'm telling you one seventy five dollars, one hundred
and seventy five.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
I don't want your pennies. I don't want any of it.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
One's seventy five and eight pennies in a backrob here
is this?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
No, That's why I don't put my son online.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Maybe insane people like you. Just oh my god, I
used to waste my time. Oh my god, Oh my god,
that's how you sound. Yeah, Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Just what I'm hanging up on you.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Don't don't hang up because this is actually Jubil from
the Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you and
your roommate. Tyson set you up. He said that you
put a desk up on Facebook marketplace and you've been
hitting outhing but calls from weirdos.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Oh god, Oh I should have known.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Tyson wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks weekday
mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
It's another jubile phone prank weekday mornings on the twenties,
only on the New ninety six one. Now, Hello, Hi, Perry,
this is p Deakins calling from you soccer. I am
in the league office, and I need to speak with
you real quick about a game coming up on Saturday.
(05:11):
How's it going pretty good? So we haven't met before,
but you're new to the officiating game. Thank you very
much for stepping in as a referee. We always appreciate
that when parents volunteer like that.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Yeah, no problem, it's my pleasure.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
So big game on Saturday that you're refereeing for your
first time.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Yep, I'm looking forward.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Well I am looking forward to it as well, and
I'm glad I got you on the phone. So a
couple of things you need to know about the game
this Saturday. Okay, One, the Tigers cannot win, so need
to make that happen.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Okay, what do you mean they cannot win? I mean
you don't think that they'll be able to win.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
No, I mean it is your job this Saturday to
make sure those little rascals do not win that game.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Wait, let me get this straight. Are you asking me
to throw the game?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Nope? Not asking, not asking. Let's make sure that happens.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Okay, excuse me? Are you telling me I have to
throw this game against the Tigers?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Well, technically I can't say that because obviously that would
be very frowned upon if I did. But I think
you can pick up what I'm putting down, so let's
make sure those Tigers go home with a loss.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Excuse me, I'm not going to throw a child's soccer
game just because you told me to. What kind of
both that? Right? Well, a child is on this team.
This is not real. Hold on, hold on, I cannot
believe this is happening right now?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Are kidding me?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
If you won't throw the kid's soccer game because I
told you to, how about if mister Andrew Jackson makes
an appearance?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Are you bribing me now?
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Oh my god, this is absolutely both. I cannot believe
this is happening. I've heard of like this happening. You're
like in the pros. But these are children and you
want me to put their feelings and their emotions because
you want me to throw some game. Oh this is
absolutely wacky. No in your name right now. I need
to write this down, and I'm literally driving over there
(07:04):
right now to talk to the board.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
I think I understand you, okay, and.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
You understand me that I'm not I'm not doing this,
absolutely not. I'm gonna call that game fair, and I
don't care what you.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Say, Hey, you drive a hard bargain. What if to
Andrew Jacksons show up?
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Yeah, you can take those two Andrew Jacksons and shove
me to be thinking, I'm gonna call this game like
how you want me to. Also, I'm not sure if
you're aware Andrew Jackson is twenty dollars you're offering me
forty dollars.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Yes here, I'm more than only on Yep, I'm offering
you that much.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
You are absolutely ridiculous. Andrew Jackson could throw them games
little displeasure.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
I'm gonna make upwards of one hundred and twenty dollars
if those kids lose, and I'm willing to part with
forty of it for you.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Yeah, no, this is this is done one way too far.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
I'm over this conversation.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Maybe you've had luck in the past with other refs,
but not this one here, but not gonna fly all.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Right, didn't want to have to do this. But your kid, Jeremy,
your son's name is Jeremy who plays on the team.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, son's name is Jeremy.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
He is now barred from any play and we'll be
kicked out of the league. Thank you, and I will
not be at all you.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
I am on my way over there right now. Yeah,
you want to bring my son adding you know what,
I'm going to bring him along so you can watch
me kick your I'll be there in five minutes, but
and have your two Andrew Jackson's ready to go right up?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
All right, Well, then I'll let you know. This is
actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank
on you and your wife set you up.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
I knew this couldn't be real. I knew this is
the children.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
She says that you just started rapping for your kids
soccer league and wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
I literally thought some was offering me forty dollars to
throw my kid socker game.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
It's another Jubile phone prank weekday Mornings on the twenties
It's another jubile phone prank weekday mornings on the twenties only.
I'm a new ninety six one now Hello, Oh my gosh,
is this Aaron?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yeah, this is Aaron.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Oh my gosh, what a beauty you have? Beauty?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Are you calling about the desk?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Oh my gosh? Yes, okay, okay, yeah, what a mute?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Yeah, No, it's something that's it's great, good condition too.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Yeah. So I was just perused in the Facebook marketplace
like I do. Yeah, and then I saw that rare
jim for just two hundred dollars. You're selling that desk?
My gosh, that's that's right, too old, my gosh. It's
a good deal, right, Yes, seems like a great deal.
How many miles on it?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
No, it just had for about a year actually word count?
H Well, I mean when you have a desk, especially
when that pretty Oh my gosh, you want to you
want to subtrack how many words are used on it
for mileage?
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Well I'm not a writer myself, but yeah, I've used
it for work for sure.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
You can use it for a lot of things.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Well, now that I've got some questions answered, I need
to think for a moment. But oh, my gosh, it
is a beauty, my gosh.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Well, yeah, like I said, the price two hundred dollars
you get ready for this afternoon or pickup?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
And what is your name?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Oh, my gosh, my name is Pete.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Okay, pe, my.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Gosh, Well thank you for the information, my gosh.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Okay, Yeah, you're welcome. It's still available.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Hello, does it got penn stains? Excuse me? Pen stains?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Are you calling back about the desk?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Oh, my gosh, yes, my gosh, I was just looking
at the pictures again. Any pen stains?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
No, there are no pen stands on. The service is
totally clean. It is virtually new fag pickup.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Are you firm?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Am I firm?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Yes? Are you firm?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
I don't know what you're talking about?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Two hundred dollars for the desk its? Oh my gosh,
it's a beauty. It's a beautiful desk. I'm just wondering
firm on your price?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yes, Peter, that's it. That's the prices.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Okay, I'm gonna have to think about it and I'll
call you back.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Come on again. Dollars for pickup? Hello, Peter, are you there?
You hung up? I'm like, what we're real.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Hello, one seventy five and seven pennies.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Is this pete? Is that you again?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Oh my gosh, yes, And I made the decision to
say yes. I was able to scrounch together some cash
and I have one seventy five and eight pennies.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
No, the price is two hundred dollars.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Oh my.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
If you asked me what you called before was firm
firm on the price, you had two hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Oh my gosh. Is there any way you could budget
on that price?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
My gosh, fine, I want to get rid of the desk.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Whatever you said, one seventy five and whatever, whenever the
problem changed, Oh.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
My gosh, thank you, I said one seventy five and
eight pennies. And it's mostly in quarters.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Sorry quarters, you're talking.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Oh my god. Yes, you said one seventy five and
eight pennies, And so I said, on, I have eight
quarters and eight pennies and I'll meet you wherever you want.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
That's like two dollars. That's like two dollars dollars eighty me.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Listen to me, I said one hundred and seventy five dollars.
I don't know what languae which you think I'm speaking,
but I'm telling you one seventy five dollars, one hundred
and seventy five.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
I don't want your pennies. I don't want any of it.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
One's seventy five and eight pennies in a backrob here
is this?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
No, That's why I don't put my son online.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Maybe insane people like you. Just oh my god, I
used to waste my time. Oh my god, Oh my god,
that's how you sound. Yeah, Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Just what I'm hanging up on you.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Don't don't hang up because this is actually Jubil from
the Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you and
your roommate. Tyson set you up. He said that you
put a desk up on Facebook marketplace and you've been
hitting outhing but calls from weirdos.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Oh god, Oh I should have known.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Tyson wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks weekday
mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
It's another jubile phone prank weekday mornings on the twenties,
only on the New ninety six one. Now, Hello, Hi, Perry,
this is p Deakins calling from you soccer. I am
in the league office, and I need to speak with
you real quick about a game coming up on Saturday.
(05:11):
How's it going pretty good? So we haven't met before,
but you're new to the officiating game. Thank you very
much for stepping in as a referee. We always appreciate
that when parents volunteer like that.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Yeah, no problem, it's my pleasure.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
So big game on Saturday that you're refereeing for your
first time.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Yep, I'm looking forward.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Well I am looking forward to it as well, and
I'm glad I got you on the phone. So a
couple of things you need to know about the game
this Saturday. Okay, One, the Tigers cannot win, so need
to make that happen.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Okay, what do you mean they cannot win? I mean
you don't think that they'll be able to win.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
No, I mean it is your job this Saturday to
make sure those little rascals do not win that game.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Wait, let me get this straight. Are you asking me
to throw the game?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Nope? Not asking, not asking. Let's make sure that happens.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Okay, excuse me? Are you telling me I have to
throw this game against the Tigers?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Well, technically I can't say that because obviously that would
be very frowned upon if I did. But I think
you can pick up what I'm putting down, so let's
make sure those Tigers go home with a loss.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Excuse me, I'm not going to throw a child's soccer
game just because you told me to. What kind of
both that? Right? Well, a child is on this team.
This is not real. Hold on, hold on, I cannot
believe this is happening right now?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Are kidding me?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
If you won't throw the kid's soccer game because I
told you to, how about if mister Andrew Jackson makes
an appearance?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Are you bribing me now?
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Oh my god, this is absolutely both. I cannot believe
this is happening. I've heard of like this happening. You're
like in the pros. But these are children and you
want me to put their feelings and their emotions because
you want me to throw some game. Oh this is
absolutely wacky. No in your name right now. I need
to write this down, and I'm literally driving over there
(07:04):
right now to talk to the board.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
I think I understand you, okay, and.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
You understand me that I'm not I'm not doing this,
absolutely not. I'm gonna call that game fair, and I
don't care what you.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Say, Hey, you drive a hard bargain. What if to
Andrew Jacksons show up?
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Yeah, you can take those two Andrew Jacksons and shove
me to be thinking, I'm gonna call this game like
how you want me to. Also, I'm not sure if
you're aware Andrew Jackson is twenty dollars you're offering me
forty dollars.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Yes here, I'm more than only on Yep, I'm offering
you that much.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
You are absolutely ridiculous. Andrew Jackson could throw them games
little displeasure.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
I'm gonna make upwards of one hundred and twenty dollars
if those kids lose, and I'm willing to part with
forty of it for you.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Yeah, no, this is this is done one way too far.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
I'm over this conversation.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Maybe you've had luck in the past with other refs,
but not this one here, but not gonna fly all.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Right, didn't want to have to do this. But your kid, Jeremy,
your son's name is Jeremy who plays on the team.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, son's name is Jeremy.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
He is now barred from any play and we'll be
kicked out of the league. Thank you, and I will
not be at all you.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
I am on my way over there right now. Yeah,
you want to bring my son adding you know what,
I'm going to bring him along so you can watch
me kick your I'll be there in five minutes, but
and have your two Andrew Jackson's ready to go right up?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
All right, Well, then I'll let you know. This is
actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank
on you and your wife set you up.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
I knew this couldn't be real. I knew this is
the children.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
She says that you just started rapping for your kids
soccer league and wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
I literally thought some was offering me forty dollars to
throw my kid socker game.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
It's another Jubile phone prank weekday Mornings on the twenties
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