May 7, 2025 • 9 mins
Get ready for another wild ride with The Jubal Show’s infamous Phone Pranks! In this episode, chaos erupts when a tenant is accused of hiding a massive Great Dane in a no-pets-allowed apartment complex-leading to a hilarious standoff, outrageous accusations, and a threat to “do what the dog did” right on the manager’s desk! If that’s not enough, things get even weirder when a loyal barbershop customer receives a creepy call from a “janitor” who’s been secretly collecting his hair clippings for a personal wig project. Will the pranksters get away with it, or will their targets turn the tables? Tune in for awkward confrontations, epic reactions, and the kind of comedy only Jubal can deliver. Don’t miss your daily dose of mischief, mayhem, and morning madness-only on 96.7 KISS FM!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Is another to bullphone crank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Only onety six seven kiss than Hello. We weren't born yesterday,
were we? I'm sorry? Yeah, you thought you could get one.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Over on old Pete Eakins, But not today, Missy, not today.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Who is this? My name is Pete Eakins.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
I'm calling from the offices of apartments where you live
and we found out, so the jig is officially up, Sarah.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Okay, i'm You're gonna have to be a little more specific.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
I'm sorry, I don't.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Know what we're talking about here.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Oh okay, I'll just go ahead and say I'm talking
about Charlie.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
I don't know what Charlie.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Oh okay, Well let me make it clear then the enormous,
huge great Dane that you.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Have in your apartment and we don't even allow dogs
at all. Okay, I know what you're talking about now.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Oh okay, it's not.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
My dog, No, it is your dog.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
I saw the dog today and I marched stright up
to who was with it?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Who you've had watching it?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I guess, And I said, there are no dogs in
this apartment complex, let alone a huge great Dane and
they said that it wasn't theirs, and it was apartment
three O two's guess who lives in three two?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
So yes, you've been found out.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Okay, okay, I don't have a dog. I'm allergic to dog.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I can't have a dog.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
I think whoever was walking it I was just trying
to get off the hug.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
But it's not mine, I said, that's been paying them
to watch the dog while you're at work.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
I don't even know those people. Listen, I've seen the
dog around, but I've never talked to the people. I
don't know their names. I don't know what apartment they're in.
I'm not sure, so I can't. I can't give you
a name. But I don't have anything to do with
the dog.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I do you expect me to?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Sorry, but I do. I guess you're just gonna have to.
I don't know the next time you see the dog,
confront them again and say that you know what's making
The dog is back.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
In its home. There, dog is back in its home.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Okay, yeah, it's home. It's not it's not in my home.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Yes it is. Wait what the dog is now? Where
he should be in your home? I said?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Okay, fine, I'm taking him what was his name, Charlie,
I'm taking.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Him back to apartment three to zero two.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I scolded them a little bit, but you're being fined
four hundred and fifty dollars and the dog is back
in there, and we've got to figure something out.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Why would you put this giant dog in my apartment?
Why would you take it from the people that are
walking it and put it in a random apart. Why
would you believe.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Them right because they said it was yours?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Am?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I supposed to think that they're lying about that.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
If you're supposed to think that they're lying when they're
saying that, I'm paying them to walk the dog. So
I don't know why they would let you take their
dog and put it in my apartment. But if you
don't get it back out of my apartment, I'm I'm
calling animal.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Control or something. You're also gonna have to pay. You're
also gonna have to pay for the cleaning of the carpet.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
I'm not paying for anything. You can fix the carpet
if the dog's and something in there put.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Him in the apartment. He's a big dog.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
When I put him in your well, back in his
home he went crazy on the floor, if you know
what I mean.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
So you're gonna have to pay for the carpet.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
You're gonna have to pay for a hundred fifty dollars
fee for lying toes about not having a dog, and
probably face a fiction.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Okay, I'll mean, I will probably move out because this
is absolutely insane. But no, you're gonna fix the carpet.
It is not my fault that you were still big
of an idiot that you just took some random person's
word for it. If this dog belonged to another apartment
and you put it into my home, like I said,
I'm allergic. If I went in there and Mike slow
closes up and I go to the hospital, I mean,
(04:04):
you could be basically on the hook for murder. I mean,
what's your.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Name again, Pete, Pete Deakins, Petekins?
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Okay, all right, pe Deakins, I'm going to come down
to the office and I'm gonna do what the dog
did in my apartment.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
I'm going to take it on your desk. How about that?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
How about I let you know that this is actually
Jewbil from the Jubel Show doing a phone prank on
you and your roommates set you up.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Wait, what is this? It's a joke.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
She said that you've been complaining because somebody in your
apartment is hiding a Great Dane for management and wanted
to mess with you.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Oh my, oh my god, oh my god, I'm so embarrassed.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
I take your dad. You did, you did? Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (04:42):
No?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Wait out every morning with the two bull phone pranks
weekday Mornings on the twenties is another two bull phone.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Prank Weekday Mornings on the twenties only on ninety six
seven Kiss that then, Hello, we've missed you. I'm sorry. Hi.
Hello is this Leo? Yeah, hy Leo. My name is Juniper,
(05:20):
and I'm calling from barbershop and it's been a mile
since you've been in, So I was calling just to
check in and see how you've been. Yeah, yeah, I
haven't done been weeks. I haven't been in a while.
It's been at least four weeks since we've seen you,
(05:45):
and I know that you were coming in at least
once a week to get your hair cut and cleaned up.
And so I'm just wondering if you've got an appointment
you'd like to schedule soon, or you wanted to take
somebody off of this schedule to get you in right away.
That would be great. Yeah, no, I'm sorry, I'm like, okay, no,
(06:12):
I'm growing my hair out. So yeah, I mean when
I'm ready, I will come in and I'll make an appointment.
You know, it's cool, but I appreciate you're growing your
locks out. Yeah, yeah, that's right. Yepcid throwing the hair out.
Let your hair down a bit and let it grow
(06:32):
for me.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Yeah, actually, my dad, who who is this again?
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Because I'm usually.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
I usually just talk to David and I don't I
don't recognize you or my name.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
My name is Juniper. I don't think we've ever spoken
before that I'm a big fan of your hair. You're
you're you're a big.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Okay, you're a big fan of I.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
All right, Yeah, I don't think.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
I know you man.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Ever since you started coming in, I've been paying attention
to and your appointments are and you were in here.
I left the perfect curl for me.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Mhm, are you what did you What did you say?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Oh? Nothing, I just said that the last time you
were in getting your hairs cut, you left the perfect
little curl. I've never look, don't I don't know. I
don't know what you mean by that like that. I
(07:38):
just mean I'm.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Really incredibly uncomfortable with this phone call right now, and
I think I got to go.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
So sorry. I don't want you to be uncomfy. I'm
the janitor here, and I clean up the floors after
people get their locks cut, and I always like a
special point guard when you make yours. I can be
there on time. You sweep up right after you get
your beautiful haircut.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Okay, all right, you're there.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
You're the jam. You said you're the jam. I thought, no,
this is absolute inappropriate. This is weird.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
You're weird, though, I say everything appointments and little maggies
and keep no, nope, the mood you were in that day, nope.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Oh my god, nope, just stop talking.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
We stop talking. You are you've got it, You've got
your shoot, you got a problem. Clearly, this is incredibly
in appropriate. I'm going to tell the manson there absolutely
like you.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
You're getting fired.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
This is if we cannot involvement that that would be great.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
I don't need them, no my case, okay, don't help.
I do need help completing my week?
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Do you say completing your your wig.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Oh man, beautiful hair.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
No no, no, no, I'm not even gonna call it management.
I'm gonna call the cops. I can't grow facial hair,
and so I wear yours as my facial hair. Oh what.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Hey, Leo, this is actually Jewbil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone frank on you and your girlfriend set
you up.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Oh my god. I was like, insisted, Oh my god,
that's a joke.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
She said that you've been growing your hair long and
it's been messing with you and wanted to prank you
about it.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Oh my god. We thought every morning with a Jewbol
phone pranks weekday mornings on my twenties
Is another to bullphone crank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Only onety six seven kiss than Hello. We weren't born yesterday,
were we? I'm sorry? Yeah, you thought you could get one.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Over on old Pete Eakins, But not today, Missy, not today.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Who is this? My name is Pete Eakins.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
I'm calling from the offices of apartments where you live
and we found out, so the jig is officially up, Sarah.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Okay, i'm You're gonna have to be a little more specific.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
I'm sorry, I don't.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Know what we're talking about here.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Oh okay, I'll just go ahead and say I'm talking
about Charlie.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
I don't know what Charlie.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Oh okay, Well let me make it clear then the enormous,
huge great Dane that you.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Have in your apartment and we don't even allow dogs
at all. Okay, I know what you're talking about now.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Oh okay, it's not.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
My dog, No, it is your dog.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
I saw the dog today and I marched stright up
to who was with it?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Who you've had watching it?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I guess, And I said, there are no dogs in
this apartment complex, let alone a huge great Dane and
they said that it wasn't theirs, and it was apartment
three O two's guess who lives in three two?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
So yes, you've been found out.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Okay, okay, I don't have a dog. I'm allergic to dog.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I can't have a dog.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
I think whoever was walking it I was just trying
to get off the hug.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
But it's not mine, I said, that's been paying them
to watch the dog while you're at work.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
I don't even know those people. Listen, I've seen the
dog around, but I've never talked to the people. I
don't know their names. I don't know what apartment they're in.
I'm not sure, so I can't. I can't give you
a name. But I don't have anything to do with
the dog.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I do you expect me to?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Sorry, but I do. I guess you're just gonna have to.
I don't know the next time you see the dog,
confront them again and say that you know what's making
The dog is back.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
In its home. There, dog is back in its home.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Okay, yeah, it's home. It's not it's not in my home.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Yes it is. Wait what the dog is now? Where
he should be in your home? I said?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Okay, fine, I'm taking him what was his name, Charlie,
I'm taking.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Him back to apartment three to zero two.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I scolded them a little bit, but you're being fined
four hundred and fifty dollars and the dog is back
in there, and we've got to figure something out.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Why would you put this giant dog in my apartment?
Why would you take it from the people that are
walking it and put it in a random apart. Why
would you believe.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Them right because they said it was yours?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Am?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I supposed to think that they're lying about that.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
If you're supposed to think that they're lying when they're
saying that, I'm paying them to walk the dog. So
I don't know why they would let you take their
dog and put it in my apartment. But if you
don't get it back out of my apartment, I'm I'm
calling animal.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Control or something. You're also gonna have to pay. You're
also gonna have to pay for the cleaning of the carpet.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
I'm not paying for anything. You can fix the carpet
if the dog's and something in there put.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Him in the apartment. He's a big dog.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
When I put him in your well, back in his
home he went crazy on the floor, if you know
what I mean.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
So you're gonna have to pay for the carpet.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
You're gonna have to pay for a hundred fifty dollars
fee for lying toes about not having a dog, and
probably face a fiction.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Okay, I'll mean, I will probably move out because this
is absolutely insane. But no, you're gonna fix the carpet.
It is not my fault that you were still big
of an idiot that you just took some random person's
word for it. If this dog belonged to another apartment
and you put it into my home, like I said,
I'm allergic. If I went in there and Mike slow
closes up and I go to the hospital, I mean,
(04:04):
you could be basically on the hook for murder. I mean,
what's your.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Name again, Pete, Pete Deakins, Petekins?
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Okay, all right, pe Deakins, I'm going to come down
to the office and I'm gonna do what the dog
did in my apartment.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
I'm going to take it on your desk. How about that?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
How about I let you know that this is actually
Jewbil from the Jubel Show doing a phone prank on
you and your roommates set you up.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Wait, what is this? It's a joke.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
She said that you've been complaining because somebody in your
apartment is hiding a Great Dane for management and wanted
to mess with you.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Oh my, oh my god, oh my god, I'm so embarrassed.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
I take your dad. You did, you did? Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (04:42):
No?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Wait out every morning with the two bull phone pranks
weekday Mornings on the twenties is another two bull phone.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Prank Weekday Mornings on the twenties only on ninety six
seven Kiss that then, Hello, we've missed you. I'm sorry. Hi.
Hello is this Leo? Yeah, hy Leo. My name is Juniper,
(05:20):
and I'm calling from barbershop and it's been a mile
since you've been in, So I was calling just to
check in and see how you've been. Yeah, yeah, I
haven't done been weeks. I haven't been in a while.
It's been at least four weeks since we've seen you,
(05:45):
and I know that you were coming in at least
once a week to get your hair cut and cleaned up.
And so I'm just wondering if you've got an appointment
you'd like to schedule soon, or you wanted to take
somebody off of this schedule to get you in right away.
That would be great. Yeah, no, I'm sorry, I'm like, okay, no,
(06:12):
I'm growing my hair out. So yeah, I mean when
I'm ready, I will come in and I'll make an appointment.
You know, it's cool, but I appreciate you're growing your
locks out. Yeah, yeah, that's right. Yepcid throwing the hair out.
Let your hair down a bit and let it grow
(06:32):
for me.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Yeah, actually, my dad, who who is this again?
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Because I'm usually.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
I usually just talk to David and I don't I
don't recognize you or my name.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
My name is Juniper. I don't think we've ever spoken
before that I'm a big fan of your hair. You're
you're you're a big.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Okay, you're a big fan of I.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
All right, Yeah, I don't think.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
I know you man.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Ever since you started coming in, I've been paying attention
to and your appointments are and you were in here.
I left the perfect curl for me.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Mhm, are you what did you What did you say?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Oh? Nothing, I just said that the last time you
were in getting your hairs cut, you left the perfect
little curl. I've never look, don't I don't know. I
don't know what you mean by that like that. I
(07:38):
just mean I'm.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Really incredibly uncomfortable with this phone call right now, and
I think I got to go.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
So sorry. I don't want you to be uncomfy. I'm
the janitor here, and I clean up the floors after
people get their locks cut, and I always like a
special point guard when you make yours. I can be
there on time. You sweep up right after you get
your beautiful haircut.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Okay, all right, you're there.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
You're the jam. You said you're the jam. I thought, no,
this is absolute inappropriate. This is weird.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
You're weird, though, I say everything appointments and little maggies
and keep no, nope, the mood you were in that day, nope.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Oh my god, nope, just stop talking.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
We stop talking. You are you've got it, You've got
your shoot, you got a problem. Clearly, this is incredibly
in appropriate. I'm going to tell the manson there absolutely
like you.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
You're getting fired.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
This is if we cannot involvement that that would be great.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
I don't need them, no my case, okay, don't help.
I do need help completing my week?
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Do you say completing your your wig.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Oh man, beautiful hair.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
No no, no, no, I'm not even gonna call it management.
I'm gonna call the cops. I can't grow facial hair,
and so I wear yours as my facial hair. Oh what.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Hey, Leo, this is actually Jewbil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone frank on you and your girlfriend set
you up.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Oh my god. I was like, insisted, Oh my god,
that's a joke.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
She said that you've been growing your hair long and
it's been messing with you and wanted to prank you
about it.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Oh my god. We thought every morning with a Jewbol
phone pranks weekday mornings on my twenties
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