June 4, 2025 • 8 mins
Get ready for a double dose of chaos and comedy in this wild episode of Jubal Phone Pranks! First up, Jubal poses as a tech support agent named Derek, trying to help a very confused (and very angry) caller who insists his iPhone won’t open iTunes—only to reveal he’s actually using a Samsung. The confusion escalates hilariously as the caller refuses to believe Derek isn’t a bot.
Then, things get even more outrageous when Jubal calls a woman pretending to be her new neighbor—with wolves, a tiger, and a whole zoo of exotic pets. As the growling intensifies and the tiger “escapes” into her backyard, panic sets in… until the big reveal that it’s all a prank set up by her husband.
If you love absurd misunderstandings, over-the-top characters, and perfectly executed prank calls, this episode is for you. Tune in and laugh out loud with The Jubal Show—weekday mornings on the 20s, only on 96.7 KISS FM!
Then, things get even more outrageous when Jubal calls a woman pretending to be her new neighbor—with wolves, a tiger, and a whole zoo of exotic pets. As the growling intensifies and the tiger “escapes” into her backyard, panic sets in… until the big reveal that it’s all a prank set up by her husband.
If you love absurd misunderstandings, over-the-top characters, and perfectly executed prank calls, this episode is for you. Tune in and laugh out loud with The Jubal Show—weekday mornings on the 20s, only on 96.7 KISS FM!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another You will phone Frank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Only one six seven kiss that. So this is Derek operator? Yes, operator?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Okay, So this is Derek. How can I help you?
Speaker 4 (00:24):
I don't want to speak to a bot? Operator? This
is not an operator.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Is there a problem with your phone or not that
I can help you with?
Speaker 4 (00:44):
So?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
What can I help you?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Oper ratar?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
This is the person who can help you with your
phone or you're back? Is there an issue I can
help you with?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Are you a bot?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
This is not a bot?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
How do I know you're not about?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Because I'm answering your questions.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
But bots can answer questions as well. Operator.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
May I help you with anything? This is Derek. How
can I help you?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Okay? Same bot?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
This is not a bot? What is your issue?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
What's your name?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Derek?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Derek? My name is Pete Deakins, and I'm very upset.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
What are you upstood about?
Speaker 4 (01:30):
My phone is simply not working and I can't get
the etunes to open up on my ephone and I
need it fixed, and I've called yesterday somebody tried to
help me out. I don't know if it was another
bot or what, but it was completely useless.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Well, first of all, it's an iPhone. It is iTunes.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
No, it's my phone.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
I know it's your phone. Yeah, I'm trying to help
you with the app. The app is called iTunes. Is
that the app you're trying.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
To e tunes?
Speaker 5 (02:03):
I do?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
It's called iTunes?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Yeah, iTunes? They could go. Okay, and you're using an iPhone,
so yes you have.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
And I can't get my camera to sync up with
my ephone either.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Look, I have no idea what you're trying to accomplish.
You're not making a lot of sense, and you're being
kind of grude.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Operator.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Listen, I'm not a I'm trying to help you. I
need you to help me. Help you, Okay, look at
your phone and just walk me through what the problem
is that you have. What do you see on your
phone right now?
Speaker 4 (02:40):
It's just a blank screen. Right now, I'm just staring
at a Samsung logo.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Samsung. Yes, that's an Android. That's my iPhone.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
It's a phone.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
We take care of Apple bottoms.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Yes, so fix my phone.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
This is not an Apple phone. You'd have to go somewhere.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Operator.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
I am an operator. Look, I'm sick and tired of
people calling the line and mean having issues when I'm
not about I'm a real person who can help you.
I need you to stop making different cells. And we
are at the store and work with people who have
people have computers. Stop doing it, Stop just listening for
(03:26):
a second. Okait, mess it, I'm taking up.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Don't call it down.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Yeah, this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show. Do
you have a phone brank on you? And your coworker
Pete set you up? Joke is that that you guys
get a lot of ridiculous complaints and wanted me to
mess with.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
It's too early. Yes, of course you would.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
We thought that every.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Morning with a jew bole phone ranks weekday mornings on
the twenties.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
It's another Jubile phone crank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Only one six seven kiss at that.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Hello, calm down there, I'm just gonna give you some food. Guys, relaxed,
relax Hello, Hello, Hi, Hello, Hello, Hi?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Is this Evy?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Yes it is Evie.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
How you doing this is Frank? I am moving in
a couple of houses down from you. I got your number.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Hey, guys, calm down, Sorry.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
About that, Sorry about that, just reacting up, but I
got your number from one of the neighbors and just
thought i'd call and say hi, you know, uh, try
toduce myself around the neighborhood. Oh hi, yeah, you're you're
moving in a couple of hous Hey, calm down there, man,
calm yourself. Okay, oh yeah, everything's fine. You know, I
(04:52):
just got some pets in there getting kind of rowdy
this morning.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Yeah, I know it.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Well, I have a little dog myself.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
You do you got a pooch? Huh yeah, yeah I do.
What kind of little pooch you got?
Speaker 3 (05:05):
I have a joinky.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
It's not feeding time yet, Okay, calm here, south, I'm.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Sorry about that. How many how many do you have?
I got six, six dogs? I got six pets. Yeah,
oh wow, yeah, that's feeding time, you know. So they
get pretty hungry.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
So I'm just throwing them some chicken out here here
here whoa, Oh, he's a hungry hungry this morning.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
That is everything. Okay, it's something to give a tiger
in your house.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Something.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
What's out of Sorry, study, it's a little loud in here. Hey,
calm here, cop, calm down. I'm so sorry. It gets
louded you here sometimes.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
Okay, I'm I'm just I'm getting slightly.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Hey.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Sorry, okay, what's the kind of pets.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Do you have? I'm sorry?
Speaker 3 (06:06):
What that?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
I can hear you over all the ground.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
You know, this is a family neighborhood. We have kids
living in this neighborhood. We have little dogs running around.
I really don't think this is safe. What is that?
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Growler?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
What's what?
Speaker 5 (06:20):
There sounds like there's growling in the background.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
I'm sorry, can't hear you over the growling.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Sorry one second, let me close the door. What's that
is that? What is that sound? Oh? Those are my wolves?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
You have wolves? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
I got three of them.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
Okay, I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have to call someone.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
You're gonna have to what I'm sorry, it's getting louder.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
How many wolves do you have in your house?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I got three wolves? Okay? I got a tiger.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
I got I got a tiger and uh yeah, seek
you know, I got some pretty exotic pets. If you
ever want to come over and you know, hang out.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Know I do not want to come over and see
your exotic pets. We have kids in this neighborhood. I'm
gonna have to call someone and report this.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
You want to report what.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
I am going to have to report? You have a
big hot a dangerous animals.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
At your house? Get here and hello, leaed.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
Hi, I'm gonna have to call someone.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Yeah, I uh hey, I know it's our first conversation here.
But my tiger, Jimbo uh, he can jump real high
and he just does sort of jumped out and got out,
and I think, hey's in your backyard, now.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
What the.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Y uh yeah? And I can't pick him up until later.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
So, but he's real friendly, you know, he's he's pretty
calm most of the time.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
You get.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
I am not interested. I am going to call the police.
Do a neighborhood with and tigers? You know, we have
children that live here. I mean, seriously, what the heck
is wrong with you?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Dude? Well, Ev, then I'll let you know that this
is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone
prank on you and your husband set you up.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
Oh, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Yeah, he said that you guys had a neighbor moving
down the street and he wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Oh my god, oh my god. Wow.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
Okay, I'm very relieved that I'm not coming home to
an enormous tiger in my backyard.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Wake out every morning with a two bull phone pranks
weekday mornings. Oh, that's twenty
It's another You will phone Frank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Only one six seven kiss that. So this is Derek operator? Yes, operator?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Okay, So this is Derek. How can I help you?
Speaker 4 (00:24):
I don't want to speak to a bot? Operator? This
is not an operator.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Is there a problem with your phone or not that
I can help you with?
Speaker 4 (00:44):
So?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
What can I help you?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Oper ratar?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
This is the person who can help you with your
phone or you're back? Is there an issue I can
help you with?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Are you a bot?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
This is not a bot?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
How do I know you're not about?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Because I'm answering your questions.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
But bots can answer questions as well. Operator.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
May I help you with anything? This is Derek. How
can I help you?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Okay? Same bot?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
This is not a bot? What is your issue?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
What's your name?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Derek?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Derek? My name is Pete Deakins, and I'm very upset.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
What are you upstood about?
Speaker 4 (01:30):
My phone is simply not working and I can't get
the etunes to open up on my ephone and I
need it fixed, and I've called yesterday somebody tried to
help me out. I don't know if it was another
bot or what, but it was completely useless.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Well, first of all, it's an iPhone. It is iTunes.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
No, it's my phone.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
I know it's your phone. Yeah, I'm trying to help
you with the app. The app is called iTunes. Is
that the app you're trying.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
To e tunes?
Speaker 5 (02:03):
I do?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
It's called iTunes?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Yeah, iTunes? They could go. Okay, and you're using an iPhone,
so yes you have.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
And I can't get my camera to sync up with
my ephone either.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Look, I have no idea what you're trying to accomplish.
You're not making a lot of sense, and you're being
kind of grude.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Operator.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Listen, I'm not a I'm trying to help you. I
need you to help me. Help you, Okay, look at
your phone and just walk me through what the problem
is that you have. What do you see on your
phone right now?
Speaker 4 (02:40):
It's just a blank screen. Right now, I'm just staring
at a Samsung logo.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Samsung. Yes, that's an Android. That's my iPhone.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
It's a phone.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
We take care of Apple bottoms.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Yes, so fix my phone.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
This is not an Apple phone. You'd have to go somewhere.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Operator.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
I am an operator. Look, I'm sick and tired of
people calling the line and mean having issues when I'm
not about I'm a real person who can help you.
I need you to stop making different cells. And we
are at the store and work with people who have
people have computers. Stop doing it, Stop just listening for
(03:26):
a second. Okait, mess it, I'm taking up.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Don't call it down.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Yeah, this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show. Do
you have a phone brank on you? And your coworker
Pete set you up? Joke is that that you guys
get a lot of ridiculous complaints and wanted me to
mess with.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
It's too early. Yes, of course you would.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
We thought that every.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Morning with a jew bole phone ranks weekday mornings on
the twenties.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
It's another Jubile phone crank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Only one six seven kiss at that.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Hello, calm down there, I'm just gonna give you some food. Guys, relaxed,
relax Hello, Hello, Hi, Hello, Hello, Hi?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Is this Evy?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Yes it is Evie.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
How you doing this is Frank? I am moving in
a couple of houses down from you. I got your number.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Hey, guys, calm down, Sorry.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
About that, Sorry about that, just reacting up, but I
got your number from one of the neighbors and just
thought i'd call and say hi, you know, uh, try
toduce myself around the neighborhood. Oh hi, yeah, you're you're
moving in a couple of hous Hey, calm down there, man,
calm yourself. Okay, oh yeah, everything's fine. You know, I
(04:52):
just got some pets in there getting kind of rowdy
this morning.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Yeah, I know it.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Well, I have a little dog myself.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
You do you got a pooch? Huh yeah, yeah I do.
What kind of little pooch you got?
Speaker 3 (05:05):
I have a joinky.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
It's not feeding time yet, Okay, calm here, south, I'm.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Sorry about that. How many how many do you have?
I got six, six dogs? I got six pets. Yeah,
oh wow, yeah, that's feeding time, you know. So they
get pretty hungry.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
So I'm just throwing them some chicken out here here
here whoa, Oh, he's a hungry hungry this morning.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
That is everything. Okay, it's something to give a tiger
in your house.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Something.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
What's out of Sorry, study, it's a little loud in here. Hey,
calm here, cop, calm down. I'm so sorry. It gets
louded you here sometimes.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
Okay, I'm I'm just I'm getting slightly.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Hey.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Sorry, okay, what's the kind of pets.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Do you have? I'm sorry?
Speaker 3 (06:06):
What that?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
I can hear you over all the ground.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
You know, this is a family neighborhood. We have kids
living in this neighborhood. We have little dogs running around.
I really don't think this is safe. What is that?
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Growler?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
What's what?
Speaker 5 (06:20):
There sounds like there's growling in the background.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
I'm sorry, can't hear you over the growling.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Sorry one second, let me close the door. What's that
is that? What is that sound? Oh? Those are my wolves?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
You have wolves? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
I got three of them.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
Okay, I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have to call someone.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
You're gonna have to what I'm sorry, it's getting louder.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
How many wolves do you have in your house?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I got three wolves? Okay? I got a tiger.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
I got I got a tiger and uh yeah, seek
you know, I got some pretty exotic pets. If you
ever want to come over and you know, hang out.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Know I do not want to come over and see
your exotic pets. We have kids in this neighborhood. I'm
gonna have to call someone and report this.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
You want to report what.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
I am going to have to report? You have a
big hot a dangerous animals.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
At your house? Get here and hello, leaed.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
Hi, I'm gonna have to call someone.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Yeah, I uh hey, I know it's our first conversation here.
But my tiger, Jimbo uh, he can jump real high
and he just does sort of jumped out and got out,
and I think, hey's in your backyard, now.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
What the.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Y uh yeah? And I can't pick him up until later.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
So, but he's real friendly, you know, he's he's pretty
calm most of the time.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
You get.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
I am not interested. I am going to call the police.
Do a neighborhood with and tigers? You know, we have
children that live here. I mean, seriously, what the heck
is wrong with you?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Dude? Well, Ev, then I'll let you know that this
is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone
prank on you and your husband set you up.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
Oh, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Yeah, he said that you guys had a neighbor moving
down the street and he wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Oh my god, oh my god. Wow.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
Okay, I'm very relieved that I'm not coming home to
an enormous tiger in my backyard.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Wake out every morning with a two bull phone pranks
weekday mornings. Oh, that's twenty
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