June 5, 2025 • 9 mins
Get ready for a double dose of chaos in this episode of The Jubal Show's Phone Pranks! First up, Donk—a hilariously awkward construction worker—calls a woman claiming she's been giving him “the look” from across the street. What starts as a bizarre flirtation quickly spirals into a full-blown meltdown as she threatens to call his boss... and her husband!
Then, things get even weirder when Juniper, a suspiciously informed mattress delivery person, shows up way too early and seems to know a little too much about the customer's morning routine. Spoiler alert: he’s been “watching” for a week and a half. Creepy? Yes. Hilarious? Absolutely.
Tune in for the laughs, stay for the reactions, and remember—no one is safe from Jubal’s twisted sense of humor. New pranks drop weekday mornings on the 20s! Only on 96.7 KISS FM
Then, things get even weirder when Juniper, a suspiciously informed mattress delivery person, shows up way too early and seems to know a little too much about the customer's morning routine. Spoiler alert: he’s been “watching” for a week and a half. Creepy? Yes. Hilarious? Absolutely.
Tune in for the laughs, stay for the reactions, and remember—no one is safe from Jubal’s twisted sense of humor. New pranks drop weekday mornings on the 20s! Only on 96.7 KISS FM
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone crank weekday mornings on the twenties
on Kiss at Them.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Hello, Almost up is Donk, So Donk from across the street. Like,
I got your number from one of the neighbors. He said,
there for a New Years So have you got like
a minute or to.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
You to talk?
Speaker 4 (00:26):
I mean, I'm what are you calling about?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
I'm calling about the wandering eyes, you know?
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Excuse me?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Yeah, I like the looks, but I'm so confused.
Speaker 5 (00:38):
You got my number from who?
Speaker 4 (00:39):
From one of our neighbors.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Yeah, they said your name is Kylie. So nice to
like a fish meet you, you know, but also it's good.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
I remember, like a fish met So I'm so confused
like this.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Well that's kind of what I meant, like right now,
like it's a fish that we're meeting, but also new
and I to draw a boundary with it.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Dunk.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
I've never laid eyes on you. I don't even know
who you are or what you're talking about. I have
no idea what this phone call is. And can I
ask who gave.
Speaker 6 (01:10):
You my number?
Speaker 4 (01:11):
This is absolutely ridiculous.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
I wouldn't want my number just giving out to somebody
who's gonna call me in.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Okay, something like this.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
All I mean, it's cool that you're playing it cool
and I get it because like I would also be
kind of like filing kind of crunchy about it. But
my name is Donk Paul Donkler, but people call me
DOMP and I'm one of the guys that's working on
the house across the street from yours, doing the construction.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
And so yeah, that's it.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
Okay, So you're working on the construction and I'm doing
what that's wrong that you needed my number four?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
It's like the looks and like the longing staring, you know,
like I get it, but also can you.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Tell me like when I'm doing that, because I don't
have time scheduled out in my day to get a
person named Donk.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
And so like the other damn pretty sure you called me, And.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
That's what I've never had anyone in my entire life.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Never in my entire life, okay, because like when you
were going out to your car or something like, I
heard somebody like a whistle and something like nice booty.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
So me me whistling for my dog?
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Is what you thought I was a dog?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Well, like is your dog's name? Nice Booty? Because like
I'm pretty sure you said.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
That to you.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
I think you should probably get your hearing checked out.
And also maybe you should change your name because DONK
does sound like a dog's name.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
It doesn't sound like a human name. So like, don't
get that checked out.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
DONC doesn't like appreciate the aggression or whatever it is coming.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Like I got to the.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Third person to me right now, you're speaking the third
person right now, and you talk to my number, a
stranger's number.
Speaker 6 (02:46):
You got a stranger's number that they are doing.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
I don't even know what to you. I'm pretty sure
whatever you're doing, your breathing in something that's nesting with
your brain, because this is not we're like you know.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Like I see looking out the windows us when we're
working and all sweaty and stuff.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
So yeah, I'm looking.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
Out the window because you guys are making so much annoise.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
I know we got your attention, Like it happens to
us all the time when we go work to places,
especially me because you know, like I work out a lot.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Anyway, Like I haven't.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
Even seen a person. I haven't seen a person working
on that house, so I would want to even.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Google it, like, like you are not the one.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Okay, I can't tell me this afternoon when I take
my break and like just one time is all?
Speaker 5 (03:30):
No, absolutely not. So basically, this is your fantasy. You
got my number from the neighbor to play out your
fantasy when all I'm doing is trying to live my
life and take meetings without the banging that's happening across
the street.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Twenty fourth seven.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Okay, like I get it, you want the banging to
not be across the street, Like I get it.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
I honestly don't think you get anything. Like, first of all,
how did you learn to big black boos? Because I
think you watched one too many dumb and dumber movies.
And I'm gonna find out who gave you my number.
Then i'm gonna tell them I'm not speaking to them anymore.
And then I'm gonna call your boss and tell your
boss that you're trying to sleep with the neighbor. And
my husband is gonna come over there and have some
(04:08):
works with you. And no, that does not mean the
words for like this is the ruffle that you're looking for?
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Oh no way, okay, Well then I'll let you know
this is actually jewel from the Jewel show doing a
phone prank on you and your husband actually set you up.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
It's a joke.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
Weird.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Wait what Yeah, your husband said that he's been joking
around with you about how you've been checking out the
construction guys across the street and he wanted to mess
with you.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Oh my god, I'm literally gonna kill my husband when
you get home.
Speaker 7 (04:37):
Wake up every morning with a jew bull phone pranks
weekday mornings on the twenties. This is another jubile phone
prank weekday mornings on the twenties only on ninety six
to seven.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Kiss at them. Hello, Hello, Mark speaking He Juniper, and
I'm here. I'm a little bit early today, I know,
but i'm here.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
Who is who is this?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
This is Juniper.
Speaker 6 (05:14):
I don't know what Juniper?
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Who is this?
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Oh? I'm calling from Mattresses and I have a mattress
to live for you today. I was supposed to be
here about New Nish, but I'm really killing it, killing
it today at my schedule. So I'm here ahead of
time and I'm ready to install your mattress.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
Okay, all right, little early, but that's fine. I guess
I'll open up the garage so you could take it out.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Okay, I was wondering how am I going to get in?
I already was thinking, Am I going to pick the rock?
Am I going to window?
Speaker 6 (05:54):
I'll open the garage for you.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Okay, great, so you'll open the garage, and then where
would you like me to put your new bedding?
Speaker 6 (06:02):
Now you go through the door, you make a lesson,
go to the massive bedroom. I told them exploits that
instructions yesterday.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Oh yes, all right, Yes, well I knew the master
bedroom was to the left. I just wasn't sure if
that's where you wanted it.
Speaker 6 (06:17):
Yeah, that's what I said. You put in the massive
room to the left, So that's where I wanted.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
I wasn't sure if you wanted it in the guest room,
which is two doors down from the master bedroom.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
Of course, No, how do you know that where? How
do you know where my guest room is? How do
you know where my guest froom is?
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Oh? I was I deliver mattresses for a living, So
I guess I was just sort of making an educated
guess on where the guest room would be. But that's
already got a twin bed in it, and so it
probably doesn't need a king size mattress.
Speaker 6 (06:55):
How do you know it's a twin bed in there?
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Oh? I just I just guessed because normally twin beds
go in guest rooms. I've been through a lot of houses,
more of the houses than you could ever imagine.
Speaker 6 (07:09):
Hm, what is I supposed to mean? I don't know.
How do you know those twin beds in my guess room?
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Oh? It was just an educated gus based on all
the houses that I've been through.
Speaker 6 (07:25):
Houses are different everywhere. That's that's weird. I do know that.
How do you know that?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Oh? It Well, like I said, it was just a guess.
Speaker 6 (07:32):
But no, I don't okay, I'm not comfortable with this.
I need you to go.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
I already put the mattress in the room.
Speaker 6 (07:41):
But how did you do that? I haven't even been
in the garage yet.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Full disclosure. I was very very early delivering your mattress.
Speaker 6 (07:49):
I know you're early, too early, I was.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
I was very early. I got here shortly after you
left for work.
Speaker 6 (07:57):
Morning.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Yes, very early, after you your morning coffee and your
oat meal and computer before you head out the door
to work. Yes, that's what I figure.
Speaker 6 (08:10):
Have you been hanging around my house? Have you been
hanging around my house.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Well, yes, I'm delivering a mattress of course.
Speaker 6 (08:19):
No, No, have you been hanging around my house before
you do this? What do you your company? How you're
doing this? What do you need to go? Right? You
need to go right now?
Speaker 3 (08:29):
I guess I would need clarification on what you mean
by hanging around your house.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
Clarification is how do you know all this that I do?
And how do you know my schedule? How do you
know when I leave? How do you know what I'm eating?
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Oh? Because well, I'm just very passionate about my job
as a mattress to live.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
It's not passionate. That's weird. That's weird. That's not passionate.
That's weird.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
I've been watching you for a week and a half.
Speaker 6 (08:51):
What I just what did you just say?
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Well? I wanted to make sure that my mattress delivery
was perfect for you, so I started surveillance about a
week and a half.
Speaker 6 (09:05):
Okay, that's that's it. No, No, you gotta go. I'm
calling the cops right now.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Okay, well, then I should probably exit the mattress.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
This is actually Jewbil from the Jubils Show doing a
phone prank on you and your wife.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Set you up. Oh it's a joke. You said you
guys were having a mattress delivered today and she wanted
to freak you out.
Speaker 6 (09:29):
Oh what she did, I don't like. Oh man, that
is the creepiest phone call I've ever had in my life.
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
We thought every morning
Speaker 7 (09:36):
With a jewbil phone pranks weekday mornings on IT twenties
It's another jubile phone crank weekday mornings on the twenties
on Kiss at Them.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Hello, Almost up is Donk, So Donk from across the street. Like,
I got your number from one of the neighbors. He said,
there for a New Years So have you got like
a minute or to.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
You to talk?
Speaker 4 (00:26):
I mean, I'm what are you calling about?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
I'm calling about the wandering eyes, you know?
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Excuse me?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Yeah, I like the looks, but I'm so confused.
Speaker 5 (00:38):
You got my number from who?
Speaker 4 (00:39):
From one of our neighbors.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Yeah, they said your name is Kylie. So nice to
like a fish meet you, you know, but also it's good.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
I remember, like a fish met So I'm so confused
like this.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Well that's kind of what I meant, like right now,
like it's a fish that we're meeting, but also new
and I to draw a boundary with it.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Dunk.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
I've never laid eyes on you. I don't even know
who you are or what you're talking about. I have
no idea what this phone call is. And can I
ask who gave.
Speaker 6 (01:10):
You my number?
Speaker 4 (01:11):
This is absolutely ridiculous.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
I wouldn't want my number just giving out to somebody
who's gonna call me in.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Okay, something like this.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
All I mean, it's cool that you're playing it cool
and I get it because like I would also be
kind of like filing kind of crunchy about it. But
my name is Donk Paul Donkler, but people call me
DOMP and I'm one of the guys that's working on
the house across the street from yours, doing the construction.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
And so yeah, that's it.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
Okay, So you're working on the construction and I'm doing
what that's wrong that you needed my number four?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
It's like the looks and like the longing staring, you know,
like I get it, but also can you.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Tell me like when I'm doing that, because I don't
have time scheduled out in my day to get a
person named Donk.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
And so like the other damn pretty sure you called me, And.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
That's what I've never had anyone in my entire life.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Never in my entire life, okay, because like when you
were going out to your car or something like, I
heard somebody like a whistle and something like nice booty.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
So me me whistling for my dog?
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Is what you thought I was a dog?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Well, like is your dog's name? Nice Booty? Because like
I'm pretty sure you said.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
That to you.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
I think you should probably get your hearing checked out.
And also maybe you should change your name because DONK
does sound like a dog's name.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
It doesn't sound like a human name. So like, don't
get that checked out.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
DONC doesn't like appreciate the aggression or whatever it is coming.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Like I got to the.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Third person to me right now, you're speaking the third
person right now, and you talk to my number, a
stranger's number.
Speaker 6 (02:46):
You got a stranger's number that they are doing.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
I don't even know what to you. I'm pretty sure
whatever you're doing, your breathing in something that's nesting with
your brain, because this is not we're like you know.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Like I see looking out the windows us when we're
working and all sweaty and stuff.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
So yeah, I'm looking.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
Out the window because you guys are making so much annoise.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
I know we got your attention, Like it happens to
us all the time when we go work to places,
especially me because you know, like I work out a lot.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Anyway, Like I haven't.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
Even seen a person. I haven't seen a person working
on that house, so I would want to even.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Google it, like, like you are not the one.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Okay, I can't tell me this afternoon when I take
my break and like just one time is all?
Speaker 5 (03:30):
No, absolutely not. So basically, this is your fantasy. You
got my number from the neighbor to play out your
fantasy when all I'm doing is trying to live my
life and take meetings without the banging that's happening across
the street.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Twenty fourth seven.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Okay, like I get it, you want the banging to
not be across the street, Like I get it.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
I honestly don't think you get anything. Like, first of all,
how did you learn to big black boos? Because I
think you watched one too many dumb and dumber movies.
And I'm gonna find out who gave you my number.
Then i'm gonna tell them I'm not speaking to them anymore.
And then I'm gonna call your boss and tell your
boss that you're trying to sleep with the neighbor. And
my husband is gonna come over there and have some
(04:08):
works with you. And no, that does not mean the
words for like this is the ruffle that you're looking for?
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Oh no way, okay, Well then I'll let you know
this is actually jewel from the Jewel show doing a
phone prank on you and your husband actually set you up.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
It's a joke.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
Weird.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Wait what Yeah, your husband said that he's been joking
around with you about how you've been checking out the
construction guys across the street and he wanted to mess
with you.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Oh my god, I'm literally gonna kill my husband when
you get home.
Speaker 7 (04:37):
Wake up every morning with a jew bull phone pranks
weekday mornings on the twenties. This is another jubile phone
prank weekday mornings on the twenties only on ninety six
to seven.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Kiss at them. Hello, Hello, Mark speaking He Juniper, and
I'm here. I'm a little bit early today, I know,
but i'm here.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
Who is who is this?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
This is Juniper.
Speaker 6 (05:14):
I don't know what Juniper?
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Who is this?
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Oh? I'm calling from Mattresses and I have a mattress
to live for you today. I was supposed to be
here about New Nish, but I'm really killing it, killing
it today at my schedule. So I'm here ahead of
time and I'm ready to install your mattress.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
Okay, all right, little early, but that's fine. I guess
I'll open up the garage so you could take it out.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Okay, I was wondering how am I going to get in?
I already was thinking, Am I going to pick the rock?
Am I going to window?
Speaker 6 (05:54):
I'll open the garage for you.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Okay, great, so you'll open the garage, and then where
would you like me to put your new bedding?
Speaker 6 (06:02):
Now you go through the door, you make a lesson,
go to the massive bedroom. I told them exploits that
instructions yesterday.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Oh yes, all right, Yes, well I knew the master
bedroom was to the left. I just wasn't sure if
that's where you wanted it.
Speaker 6 (06:17):
Yeah, that's what I said. You put in the massive
room to the left, So that's where I wanted.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
I wasn't sure if you wanted it in the guest room,
which is two doors down from the master bedroom.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
Of course, No, how do you know that where? How
do you know where my guest room is? How do
you know where my guest froom is?
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Oh? I was I deliver mattresses for a living, So
I guess I was just sort of making an educated
guess on where the guest room would be. But that's
already got a twin bed in it, and so it
probably doesn't need a king size mattress.
Speaker 6 (06:55):
How do you know it's a twin bed in there?
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Oh? I just I just guessed because normally twin beds
go in guest rooms. I've been through a lot of houses,
more of the houses than you could ever imagine.
Speaker 6 (07:09):
Hm, what is I supposed to mean? I don't know.
How do you know those twin beds in my guess room?
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Oh? It was just an educated gus based on all
the houses that I've been through.
Speaker 6 (07:25):
Houses are different everywhere. That's that's weird. I do know that.
How do you know that?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Oh? It Well, like I said, it was just a guess.
Speaker 6 (07:32):
But no, I don't okay, I'm not comfortable with this.
I need you to go.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
I already put the mattress in the room.
Speaker 6 (07:41):
But how did you do that? I haven't even been
in the garage yet.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Full disclosure. I was very very early delivering your mattress.
Speaker 6 (07:49):
I know you're early, too early, I was.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
I was very early. I got here shortly after you
left for work.
Speaker 6 (07:57):
Morning.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Yes, very early, after you your morning coffee and your
oat meal and computer before you head out the door
to work. Yes, that's what I figure.
Speaker 6 (08:10):
Have you been hanging around my house? Have you been
hanging around my house.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Well, yes, I'm delivering a mattress of course.
Speaker 6 (08:19):
No, No, have you been hanging around my house before
you do this? What do you your company? How you're
doing this? What do you need to go? Right? You
need to go right now?
Speaker 3 (08:29):
I guess I would need clarification on what you mean
by hanging around your house.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
Clarification is how do you know all this that I do?
And how do you know my schedule? How do you
know when I leave? How do you know what I'm eating?
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Oh? Because well, I'm just very passionate about my job
as a mattress to live.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
It's not passionate. That's weird. That's weird. That's not passionate.
That's weird.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
I've been watching you for a week and a half.
Speaker 6 (08:51):
What I just what did you just say?
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Well? I wanted to make sure that my mattress delivery
was perfect for you, so I started surveillance about a
week and a half.
Speaker 6 (09:05):
Okay, that's that's it. No, No, you gotta go. I'm
calling the cops right now.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Okay, well, then I should probably exit the mattress.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
This is actually Jewbil from the Jubils Show doing a
phone prank on you and your wife.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Set you up. Oh it's a joke. You said you
guys were having a mattress delivered today and she wanted
to freak you out.
Speaker 6 (09:29):
Oh what she did, I don't like. Oh man, that
is the creepiest phone call I've ever had in my life.
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
We thought every morning
Speaker 7 (09:36):
With a jewbil phone pranks weekday mornings on IT twenties
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