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June 6, 2025 9 mins
In this wild episode of The Jubal Show’s Phone Pranks, we hit listeners with a double dose of chaos and comedy! First, Jubal calls Andrew pretending to be a detective—accusing HIM of assault and attempted murder… for injuries the burglar got while robbing his house! Things spiral fast when the “officer” reveals a shocking twist.

Then, Christine gets the shock of her life when she learns her new AI home security system has gone rogue—streaming her entire life on YouTube 24/7! From “Keeping Up With the Christines” to monetized mayhem, this prank is one for the books.

Tune in for the laughs, the confusion, and the ultimate gotcha moments. Don’t forget to subscribe and leave a review if you love a good prank!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Is another jubile phone Frank weekday mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Only one six seven, Kiss that tumb.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Hello, Hi, Andrew, this is Detective Peter North with the
Police Department.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
I'm calling in regards to your recent home robbery. How
are you.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
I'm good? Thank you? So do you guys catch him?

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Mik what's yes, we apprehended the suspect in the robbery
of your home. He's currently in custody and has admitted
to breaking into your house while you're on vacation.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Sweet good. All right, So what happens now?

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Like what happens now is I'm going to need you
to come down to the precinct. I would like to
not have to send people to pick you up. But
you are in a lot of trouble, and I think
you know why.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
What are you talking about? He means he's in trouble.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Uh no, Andrew, I think you know exactly what I'm
talking about. And you, sir, are in quite a bit
of trouble. So we can do this easy.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Were the hard way?

Speaker 1 (00:57):
You can come and turn yourself in or I can
send it is to your job for them to pick
you up and bring.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
You down here.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Okay, Off sir. Also sorry, I just want to make
sure he broke in to my house. So I think
there's been a mistake because I that's he broke into
my house.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
He did, And I guess you forgot a detail or
a couple of details about the break in.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
What do you talk like that there is no other details?

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Well, you didn't tell us that when he broke your
window and jumped in, he cut his finger. And also
you didn't tell us that he's brained an ankle while
he was trying to take things from your house.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Well that sucks for him, Like why that has nothing
to do with me? Like that's what you gave for
someone's else.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
I don't know what to everything to do with you
because of that.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
You're being charged with assault.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
I'm being charged because he got hurt breaking into my house.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Yes, he twisted his ankle pretty bad.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
How am I liable for that?

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Okay, so you're admitting to knowing that he twisted his
ankle pretty bad.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
No, you just told me that he twisted his ankle.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Right, So you know that he twisted his ankle pretty bad? Yes,
because well there you go. You just admitted to knowing
that he twisted his ankle.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Pretty bad. So what did you do in order for
him to twist his ankle? Did you hold him down
and twisted yourself?

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Okay, officer, again, this is a mistake. Okay. I was
not in my house when he broke in, obviously, That's
why I called and reported the robbery. He broke into
my house when I was not there. I okay, I
don't know how he got.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
I'm gonna go ahead and note this on the report
that you're resisting arrest.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
Okay, what is going on? All right? Somebody broke into
my house and now I'm being arrested.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Correct for assault with the deadly weapon and attempted murder.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Assault with the deadly weapon and attempted murder. You talking
about I'm.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Sure you know that glass shards can be used as
a weapon. And therefore, when he cut his finger on
your window.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
The window, he broke the window, he created the shore
mm hm.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
But the shard happened on your property, and how do
we know it wasn't put there to.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
Harm him because he broke the window.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
I've spoken with him for hours, and he's a really
sweet guy.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Honestly, he's Oh, he's a sweet guy. Yes, he broke
into my house, wanting to steal things. But he's a
sweet guy.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
He's very nice. He's got a heart of gold. Actually, really,
I like he's a son. I mean, if you met
are you related to that office?

Speaker 3 (03:26):
Off? Serious? Serious? Are you related to the person that
broke into my house? Because I think that's what's going on.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
He is my cousin.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
Yes, Okay, you know what that I'm getting a lawyer.
That's I need your badge number. I need your your
manager whatever you call it in the police's number. Okay,
you have you've gone down the wrong path with the
wrong person.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
All right, you want my badge number. Sure, I'll give
it to you.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Good luck, all right, you gotta pin in paper ready, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
I do. I'm gonna put it in my phone.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
My badge number is sixty eight and I owe you one.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Sixty eight and I with the What are you talking about?

Speaker 4 (04:01):
This has to be some kind of you.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
It is actually, this is actually Jubil from the Jubil
Show doing a phone break on you. And here, buddy,
Sal'll set you up. What it's a joke.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
He told us about somebody broke in your house and
tried to steal stuff and wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
Oh god, I literally thought they were going to charge
me for attempted murder because broke into my window and
hurt himself on my windows.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Wait thought every morning with a two bolt phone pranks
weekday mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
It's another jubile phone prank weekday mornings on the twenties
only on ninety six seven Kiss that thumb.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Hello, Hi, this is Peedeekins. I'm calling with Tom Security.
I was looking for our customer, Christine. Hi, Christine, how
are you today? I need to speak with you about something.

Speaker 4 (04:56):
Yeah, go ahead of everything, right, nobody's breaking in my house, right,
definitely not.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Your house is very secure, probably one of the most
secure houses on the planet.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Yeah, yes, very secure.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
So I'm calling today because we do have to let
you know a little something about our artificial intelligence technology
that you just signed up for. Okay, okay, So you
know recently you signed up with our AI technology that
monitors your cameras and all your home systems twenty four
hours a day, never stops, never sleeps, nothing like that.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
My husband said, oh yeah, well.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
Great, Well, we have a bit of an issue with
our technology that I need to make you aware of.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
What kind of issue.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Well, so our AI technology has become what they're calling
self aware.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
I'm not sure if you know what that is or not.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
No, I don't.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Yeah, it means that it's starting to think for itself
and do things on its own.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
Okay, And what does that mean? And I have good
news and bad news.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
So good news is, like I said, your house probably
one of the safest houses in the world right now.
Bad news is it started streaming your family and your
house on YouTube twenty four hours a day. And yeah,
it's become one of the most popular pages on YouTube
at this point.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
So there's kind of a whole reality.

Speaker 4 (06:24):
Show about you of my house.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Yeah, everything. It's just been putting it up on the
YouTube somehow.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
It's even including graphics, and it's got a name for
the show.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
It's called keeping Up with the Christines And.

Speaker 4 (06:36):
H are you kidding me?

Speaker 3 (06:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (06:40):
I will.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
Public can see inside of my house.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
How is it secure?

Speaker 1 (06:46):
Well, if you think about it, it's secure because nobody's
going to break into it at this point. I mean,
you've got millions and millions of people watching the house Gaily.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
We're watching our house.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
Yeah, on YouTube.

Speaker 4 (06:59):
And I can't believe it because it really is no privacy.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
Well, good thing is you don't have cameras in the
bedroom everything with that.

Speaker 4 (07:10):
I mean, there's gonna be repercussions for this. I don't
My husband definitely didn't approve this.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Yeah, we didn't approve it either, and we're trying to
figure it out. The technology just did it on its own,
just decided to stream your house twenty four hours a
day on YouTube. And it's also making money from it.
It turned on the monetization. I don't know anyway, but yeah,
so you're.

Speaker 4 (07:31):
A hit no money, no, no, no no. I don't care
about being a hit. I care about it being turned off,
and I care about being compensated for what has happened,
and I care about it being taken off YouTube. And
this is outrageous. Who do I call it? And what
do I do?

Speaker 1 (07:47):
I was worried about that part. You know, the AI
did this on its own. It's technology that we're just
still not sure how it even started doing it.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
You're selling it, you're selling it correct, Yeah, you have
an agreement.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
With it's got a mind of its own, I guess.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
But I was worried about the fact that since you've
become an Internet celebrity. You'd want to get paid, and
I don't know how to do that. I can, I
can see if I can. I just want to let
alert you to the fact that you're a hit.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:13):
When is this turned off today? Has it already been
turned off?

Speaker 1 (08:17):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (08:18):
That's what's the solution.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Well, that's the thing is.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
You know, since the AI technology has basically become self aware,
we cannot turn it off.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
Christine.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
The good news is there are you know, there's no
cameras in the bedrooms, so people aren't seeing that kind
of act.

Speaker 4 (08:31):
Oh, it doesn't matter, it's my home. Oh could we
could do whatever we want anywhere we want.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
You know, I did see the thing that happened the
other day in the living room though, with you and
your husband.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
That was intense.

Speaker 4 (08:41):
What I'm getting an attorney. I am calling my husband.
I am ripping those cameras out. If I have to
do it myself, I will file a please report. I
am getting the company shut the down.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Hey, Christine, don't do that. This is actually Jubil from
the Jubil Show doing a phone frank on you and
your husband. Set you up. What it's a joke, he said,
You guys got new Aime.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
Home security monitoring and wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 4 (09:07):
Oh my, I'm gonna kill him. Wait, how did you
know about what happened in the living room?

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Oh, your husband told me so that I could use
it in the I'm gonna that. We thought that every
morning with the two both phone pranks weekday mornings on
the twenties,
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