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November 29, 2023 5 mins

There is an extermination company that wants to pay someone $2500 to let 100 roaches loose in their home.  Jack and Joe are into the idea...Actually Joe is okay with roaches OR rats, as long as they're not ants.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Exterminator pest control company North Carolina is offering homeowners twenty
five hundred dollars to let them turn loose one hundred
cockroaches inside their home. They want to test a new
technique to control la cucaracha. Why don't they just go

(00:21):
to homes that already have them? I have a hundred
cockroaches in my home. I'm sure I have thousands of
cockroaches in my home. Oh my, this is a revelation. Thousands.
You say, Well, what do they say about if you
see cockroaches? If you see one, there are a thousand
or something like that. I probably see three a night.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Wow, So you would be a yes for them to
release one hundred more. Why not let them fight it
out for supremacy? Ing Jack gets twenty five hundred dollars.
Katie Green, Katie Hell, No, not down with the cockroaches.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Hell not a chance that's burned. That's terms to burn
the house.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Cockroaches are gross. I'm in a rental, you know that's funny.
I am not that bothered by Cochrane. I'm not a fan.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
You know. I don't keep them as Pitzer anything.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
You apparently have never had a pest person, shine that
special light on the plates in your cupboard and show
how they drag their urine.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Across your plates.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
Don't see it unless.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
You have a special light you shine on there.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Have you never had that done for you?

Speaker 2 (01:31):
You know?

Speaker 1 (01:31):
I vaguely remember something, but maybe I just saw it
on TV or something like that.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
But yeah, that is troubling, I admit it.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yeah, take a plate. This happened to me and I
rentaled many years ago. But the guy, he took the
plate out and he shines his light on there, and
he says, you see what that is? That streak that's
urine from the cockroaches walking across you.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
And the nut.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
But let's not be children about this. How do we
know cockroach you're in is bad for you? Maybe it
cure's cancer or something might be good for you. Maybe
maybe it's delicious exactly So I'm thinking I'm still a yes,
But just you know, hey, honey, we gotta you know,
scrub the plates as we take them out of the
cabinet before we put them on the table.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Twenty five hundred dollars is serious money.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Now, if it were like we're gonna turn loose a
thousand ants or something like that we're gonna bring a
big ant hell in your home.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Hell no, no.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Because ants are more gross to you, or you just
don't like Oh, just you get zillions of them and
they swarm and they can't swarm over you in the
night and eat you.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
It's well known ants freak me out.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Hell, I'd rather have rats, I tell you what, drop
off twenty five rats at my house. Just don't do ants,
boy on our farmhouse. When it would rain, we'd have
these ant marching lines from there all the way over
here up there, walk the wall up there. Wow, I
live with a lot of herman. That has become clear, Katie.

(02:58):
Any thoughts you're making it, I'm just booky fights. I'm
baffled by you right now. You would rather roaches and
rats than ants.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
Agree, because you think a mob of ants is going
to crawl over you in your sleep.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
It could happen. Yeah, logical.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
I've seen some ant infestations that make my skin crawl.

Speaker 4 (03:17):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
I think I told you guys the story I was in.

Speaker 4 (03:19):
I was in a convertible in Hawaii on the highway,
and all of a sudden, through the back crack where
you would open the little compartment to get into the trunk.
Cockroaches started calling, crawling out of there, and the car
had not come to a complete stop before I had
somersaulted over the back of the car out onto the

(03:40):
side of the freeway. It was and I've never recovered
from that. I don't And I could.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
Hear the I can hear the clicking.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
In a car. All right, I'm back to a No,
you're right.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
Help.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Everyone's enjoying their breakfast.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Yeah, Michael, I should ask for the Dave Matthews band
class ants marching.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
But the moment has passed. So people would have been good.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Twenty five dollars to put the cockroaches in their home
and then they're gonna work on like perfecting ways to
get rid of them.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Yeah, they've got a method that they want to test.
But you have to live in your home and allow
the company to film in your home for thirty days
like a reality show. Well, yeah, this night vision to
see what the roaches are up to. I'll either be
controlled or not. How do they know it's nighttime?

Speaker 2 (04:24):
That's what I wonder.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
So, like if I I don't see cockroaches all day long, ever,
and then I get up in the middle of the
night to get a glass of water. Hey friend, as
he runs across the kitchen floor. They just ches know
the time of day.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
I don't know. Wriskwatches, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
I know there is an old thing like if you
see one and you've got blank.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
See a few every night. What did I do for
my dating prospects? Oh so you're surly bald and you
have cockroaches, you say, ladies, this is all fiction. This
is all a creator. We're brilliant creative minds. All of

(05:09):
this is made up. Oh and a couple of kids
orderly Q please, Oh boy, oh boy, Armstrong and Getty
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