Alien Corpses Presented To Congress

Jack loves this. Alleged “non-human” alien corpses have been displayed to Mexican politicians at the country’s Congress. How weird is this? Joe thinks these things look like a middle schooler made them. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
A Mexican journalist and researcher, Haimi Mausan, told the Mexican
Congressional hearing that scientists have proven that the DNA of
the mummified beings is not human. Mausan made similar claims
about a different mummy discovered in twenty fifteen that turned
out to be a human child, but Mousan says, this

(00:21):
is different.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
There is a clear demonstration that we are dealing with
non human specimens.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Wait a second, so we're in commercial break. We're trying
to pick a clip to come back with, and Joe says,
let's play this one. It's stupid, but we'll play it.
It's stupid, it's stupid. UF experts have displayed alien corpses
in the Mexican Congress with pictures and videos. That's stupid.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Please note the hair upon my chin and the gray
hue of the hors on my head. I am not
a child. Don't waste my time with your crap. The
fact that this happened more amazing than aliens visiting this
Mexican Mexican politicians then there Congress. Mexican politicians were shown

(01:10):
two mummified corpses this week that a UF expert claimed,
are a demonstration of aliens that had landed on Earth
and died many years ago. Two bodies with only three
fingers on each hand and elongated ET style heads. Yeah,
I noticed they looked exactly like ET these alien bodies
that were found.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
That's a heck of a quinstance. Nice job, Steven Spielberg
and anticipating what alien life forms would look like exactly. Well,
maybe he had access to the secret files.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
You know is the celebrity.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
But again, I think it would be less amazing if
aliens visited us today than the fact that this happened.
In the Mexican Congress, the two bodies were displayed in
windowed boxes for a public congressional hearing on Unidentified anomaloust
Phenomenon or UAPs or SAP.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Child's art projects Please. They looked about as sophisticated as
a middle school student's effort to craft something out of
clay and then cover it with sand.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
The corpses are between seven hundred and eighteen hundred years old,
with extrays showing one has mysterious eggs inside.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Oh wait a minute, the.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Ufologist told the hearing where apparently they have nothing better
to do in Mexico than listen to this crap. Wow,
this is the first time extraterrestrial life has been presented
in such form. What corpses? Corpses shown to Congress. Yeah,
it is the first time that's happened. Wow, that is unbelievable.
These injement specions were retrieved from Peru in twenty seventeen.

(02:41):
The hearings were told, So that was what five years ago,
and you kept it under wraps that you found the
corpses of alien beings

Speaker 2 (02:47):
But now you're just trotting them out for display, Okay,
all right, fine in front of convers