September 21, 2023 • 4 mins
It is mind blowing that no one was hurt when that missing F-35 crash landed this week after the pilot had to eject. We obtained audio of the guy who actually witnessed the plane going down and crashing. Saying this man is audio gold is an understatement. Also, he's already been re-mixed.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's amazing nobody was hurt or killed with that giant
F thirty five fighter jet crashing. Just really luck. I mean,
it could have been lots of people killed because it
was randomly going to crash after the guy ejected from it.
We now we still don't know why, and the reporting
is now that it wasn't on autopilot. That original story is,
(00:21):
that's not what happened. Why they couldn't find it still
a bit of a mystery took them a day, and
it's only because people saw it crash and said, hey,
there's a big plane crashed over there. That's how they
found it. That's not the way you're supposed to find
these things. I mean, because in theory, if we're at
war with China and it goes into the ocean, we
know how to find it and get it out so
nobody can grab the technology. We couldn't even find it
(00:42):
in our own country, sixty miles from the base it
flew out of.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
One of the most shocking aspects of the nine to
eleven report was the utter disorganization and lack of readiness
of our air forces on nine to eleven. It wouldn't
shock me if this reveals some pretty shocking details about
how floundering some.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Of our procedures are. I hope not kind of Well,
you certainly don't want to find these out at the
point we're at war with China. But uh so, here's
a guy that witnessed the plane going down. I guess
that's correct.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
There we go. I was in the uh in the
bathroom taking a shave, and I heard a screeching between
a screech and a whistle.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
I said, what in the will of this?
Speaker 4 (01:27):
And I heard a boom in my whole house. Did
a meteorite come out of space or something? And I said, well,
if that plane, it needed to be reported. But the
thing was flying is too low, choppers keep flying around?
I said something. Somebody must've rocked the bank or whatever
got through the grids of God.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Nobody didn't get hurt anything man making malfunction, but it
needed to be investigated and the public need to know
what really happened.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
It could have been amazed disaster.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Hmm.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Wow. That guy was a one man news production. He
was the reporter on the scene, He was the sound
effect slash tape of the incident. Then he offered multi
part analysis of it, and then he was an onlooker
and knew nothing.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Then he went back to the analysis, and I'm going
to write some touching movie about death and love and
stuff called Between a Screech and a whistle Boy.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
When he said he was in the bathroom taking a shave,
I thought here about to have an unfortunate incident, dive
for the dump button.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I think that caught us all a little.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
The unfortunately named dump button. Yes, taking a shave? So
I got some other Did somebody put this to music?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Michael? Should we hear that? Is that worth her?
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
There's a remix of of course, there's a remix.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
Oh that's funny.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Playing on the cold hut? Oh boy? Now? Was this
just this guy's personality? Is he? Is he one of
(03:15):
the many Americans who's realized if you act super crazy
on uh when you're interviewed by the local news, you'll
become Instagram famous? Or did he? Is he just colorful life?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
He's just colorful.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
I saw the actual video.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
It's part of news report.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
That's just who he is.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
He didn't have that self conscious I'm going to be
famous now aspect to his delivery, now, it didn't look
like it at all.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Can we hear the first part of it again.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
In the bathroom taking a shave, and I heard us
a screeching, be tweet, a screeching a whistle.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
It's like one of those what do you you're a
goat guy, one of those screaming goats.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
It sounds a lot like a goat. Yeah, yeah, that's
goat mating. Money curdles the blood. That is goat mating
right there. Yeah. I've read this report in the NBC
News with some not as colorful people who said, yeah,
we looked at we heard a plane. We get planes
all the time. They lived near an air Force base,
Shaw Air Force Base, so they're used to planes flying
(04:15):
kind of low, but this one was really low. They said,
like one hundred feet above the trees. And then all
of a sudden, there was a big boom and they thought,
holy crap, what happened there?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Yeah, well, I echo the gentleman's sentiments, if not his
screeching ability.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Thank god no one was heard. It's it's practically a miracle. Yeah.
And the report that came out yesterday was it was
bad weather that caused us. Yeah, we can't have thunderstorms
bringing down f thirty five's And then we can't find them.
That's not the way it's supposed to work.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Hmm. I'm looking at this guy's picture. That's a good
looking straw hat. Straw hat that doesn't surprise me in
any way. Between a screech and a whistle.
It's amazing nobody was hurt or killed with that giant
F thirty five fighter jet crashing. Just really luck. I mean,
it could have been lots of people killed because it
was randomly going to crash after the guy ejected from it.
We now we still don't know why, and the reporting
is now that it wasn't on autopilot. That original story is,
(00:21):
that's not what happened. Why they couldn't find it still
a bit of a mystery took them a day, and
it's only because people saw it crash and said, hey,
there's a big plane crashed over there. That's how they
found it. That's not the way you're supposed to find
these things. I mean, because in theory, if we're at
war with China and it goes into the ocean, we
know how to find it and get it out so
nobody can grab the technology. We couldn't even find it
(00:42):
in our own country, sixty miles from the base it
flew out of.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
One of the most shocking aspects of the nine to
eleven report was the utter disorganization and lack of readiness
of our air forces on nine to eleven. It wouldn't
shock me if this reveals some pretty shocking details about
how floundering some.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Of our procedures are. I hope not kind of Well,
you certainly don't want to find these out at the
point we're at war with China. But uh so, here's
a guy that witnessed the plane going down. I guess
that's correct.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
There we go. I was in the uh in the
bathroom taking a shave, and I heard a screeching between
a screech and a whistle.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
I said, what in the will of this?
Speaker 4 (01:27):
And I heard a boom in my whole house. Did
a meteorite come out of space or something? And I said, well,
if that plane, it needed to be reported. But the
thing was flying is too low, choppers keep flying around?
I said something. Somebody must've rocked the bank or whatever
got through the grids of God.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Nobody didn't get hurt anything man making malfunction, but it
needed to be investigated and the public need to know
what really happened.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
It could have been amazed disaster.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Hmm.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Wow. That guy was a one man news production. He
was the reporter on the scene, He was the sound
effect slash tape of the incident. Then he offered multi
part analysis of it, and then he was an onlooker
and knew nothing.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Then he went back to the analysis, and I'm going
to write some touching movie about death and love and
stuff called Between a Screech and a whistle Boy.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
When he said he was in the bathroom taking a shave,
I thought here about to have an unfortunate incident, dive
for the dump button.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I think that caught us all a little.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
The unfortunately named dump button. Yes, taking a shave? So
I got some other Did somebody put this to music?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Michael? Should we hear that? Is that worth her?
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
There's a remix of of course, there's a remix.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
Oh that's funny.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Playing on the cold hut? Oh boy? Now? Was this
just this guy's personality? Is he? Is he one of
(03:15):
the many Americans who's realized if you act super crazy
on uh when you're interviewed by the local news, you'll
become Instagram famous? Or did he? Is he just colorful life?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
He's just colorful.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
I saw the actual video.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
It's part of news report.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
That's just who he is.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
He didn't have that self conscious I'm going to be
famous now aspect to his delivery, now, it didn't look
like it at all.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Can we hear the first part of it again.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
In the bathroom taking a shave, and I heard us
a screeching, be tweet, a screeching a whistle.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
It's like one of those what do you you're a
goat guy, one of those screaming goats.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
It sounds a lot like a goat. Yeah, yeah, that's
goat mating. Money curdles the blood. That is goat mating
right there. Yeah. I've read this report in the NBC
News with some not as colorful people who said, yeah,
we looked at we heard a plane. We get planes
all the time. They lived near an air Force base,
Shaw Air Force Base, so they're used to planes flying
(04:15):
kind of low, but this one was really low. They said,
like one hundred feet above the trees. And then all
of a sudden, there was a big boom and they thought,
holy crap, what happened there?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Yeah, well, I echo the gentleman's sentiments, if not his
screeching ability.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Thank god no one was heard. It's it's practically a miracle. Yeah.
And the report that came out yesterday was it was
bad weather that caused us. Yeah, we can't have thunderstorms
bringing down f thirty five's And then we can't find them.
That's not the way it's supposed to work.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Hmm. I'm looking at this guy's picture. That's a good
looking straw hat. Straw hat that doesn't surprise me in
any way. Between a screech and a whistle.
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