C.O.W. Clips of the Week. September 16th, 2022

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Let's take a far look back in the week that was.
It's cow clips of the week. We need to start
with the UK, which is clearly still reeling from the
shocking death of a ninety six year old woman from
natural causes. Today, I'm gonna be teaching you how to
use wolf wolves pronouns, and paint paints pronouns and sat

(00:20):
cats pronouns. That that's pronounced crap. It's really astonishing to
see that low quality private. Oh yeah, white people is
the reason why I can't lose weight. And this is

(00:42):
all all of the world. What did you call the
border secure? The border is secure everybody. The body is open.
This open because we an we come in. We do
our best to secure the border. Florida Governor Rhnda Santis
is taking credit for sending dozens of migrants to Martha's Vineyard.

(01:04):
The problem with Martha's vineyards is that there are not
a lot of people there. Think about the governor of
Florida spending his time hatching a secret plot. Biden would
fly people in the middle of the night, dump them
all across this country. There was no warning on any
of this. The two brilliant slogans ought to be on

(01:25):
the sides of the buses. Number one, it's your turn
or except your fair share. Across the region. The blue
and yellow flag has been raised. Its just astonishing. These
soldiers are drunk, stupid, fuel trained. But yes, this is
an important moment in a good week. They're losing, but

(01:47):
they haven't lost yet. In Ukraine is winning, but they
haven't one yet either. Six nineties six for Robert who
holes it's all wise. Here comes the judge, swung on
there it goes. Keep the field. It is high. Let

(02:10):
us far head has gone out of the building. You
don't rain to kick us up. And it is god
like I said, I just want to drop by it,
welcome you to the neighborhood and keeping friendly. People around
here are friendly. I thought that was just make believe,

(02:32):
like superheroes or families that go to church. No, no, no,
that's a myth. This is real life. They just come
across our crop of morons this year or something cow
filled with woe, Armstrong and Yetti