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December 4, 2023 2 mins

Jack took his sons to cut down their tree this weekend.  There is something different about cutting a Christmas tree down in California from other parts of the country...

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We brought the show broadcasts from the home base is
northern California, and so we went to get a Christmas
tree yesterday at the Christmas Tree Farm, and I like everybody,
it's just silly, really. We all wear our chopping down
Christmas tree clothes.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Everybody.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Everybody's wearing boots and flannel shirts, everything like that. And
it's wintertime and little kids are wearing rubber boots and
everything like that. And it was like seventy two degrees
and very shortly everybody ended up in the same position
where you got your hat and your jacket off and
everything like that, and you're just in a T shirt
because it's so freaking hot and you're trying to saw
down a tree. Everybody's sweat. You know, we gotta get going.

(00:39):
The new hot workout is the sawing workout. Oh, clip
and tiring?

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Is that? Yeah? That's right up there with digging a hole.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
That is not It doesn't get the proper tip of
the cap that it deserves for how hott's chop down
a tree, let's dig a hole.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Those are two things that are very, very difficult to do.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Every time I see somebody burying a body on some movie, drama,
TV drummer or something like that. I'm like, that would
take eleven hours what you just did.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
But it's not easy.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Northern California tends to be a more fashion forward sort
of area too, so that probably had something to do
with it. It was just funny how everybody dressed for
the experience like you're in a TV movie of cutting
down a tree, even though it was.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
A hot may And I mean there were a few
people well just too. I saw one couple where it
was a dude in like flip flops and shorts and
a tank top and his girlfriend was wearing the midriff
bearing thing and shorts and they're dressed uproar and they
look ridiculous out here in the forest like that, but
they're dressed more appropriately.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
They're they're not as hot as the rest of us.
It flannel's shirt, your beanie, cheans and boots.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
They aren't serving a hot cider, couple, hotle cider.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
You got an the iced tea? Well yeah, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
I said to the girl when I was leaving, I said,
how many dads had a heart attack today?

Speaker 2 (01:57):
And she said, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Take this up to the register to pay for the
tree Ah my son particularly, he's a flat teenager himself
enjoys my efforts at witticisms with people in his age group.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
And they just have no time for it whatsoever.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Owners trying not to become their parents.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
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