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November 28, 2023 5 mins

Everyone is talking about it so we must. How hot did Dolly Parton look in that Cowboys cheerleader outfit!?

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Speaker 1 (00:09):
Korean claim that was not so solid. Okay, cranking up, Michael.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
This is Dolly Parton from her new album. They're calling
it one of the most important albums in the history
of ancient Tennessee and rock. I want to hear the
chorus here, So she's this debuted at number three on

(00:40):
the Rock Charts Billboard Rock Charts when this is the
highest debut Dolly Parton's ever had. It's her forty ninth album.
I didn't realize the list of people playing on this
thing is insane. Richie Sambora from Bon Jovie Faine, Warren
Haynes is a well known guitar player, Peter Frampton, Joan
Jet who gets credits for electric guitar and clapping.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
You like to get clapping credits?

Speaker 3 (01:04):
I care.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Melissa Ethridge, Lizzo plays the flute on one song, Nicky six,
John five, Ronnie McDowell, famous country the Jordan Aires, Elvis's
old backup ringo star, Paul McCartney. He goes on and
on and on of people that are playing on this album.
For whatever reason, people think one of the gals from
Heart was in that song that I heard. Yeah, people
like Dolly Parton and then I haven't heard the album,

(01:29):
so I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
And then you got the whole thing.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
She came out during halftime one of the big football
games in a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader outfit and look quite
hot for a seventy seven year old.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
It was impressive yet troubling.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Yes, what's the So the guy from super seventy Sports
who's hilarious tweeted out a picture of Dolly in her
and from on the TV she looked fantastic. It's seventy
seven in that outfit. You know, there are plenty of
women who at any age would like to look like that.
When my grandma was seventy seven, she looked like Keith
Richards and was primarily concerned with hard candy.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
So what's what part of Dolly Barton was troubling?

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Just just her age, dressed like a stripper, just to
mixed signals my brain couldn't process. Oh yeah, it's troubling
for the brain. Yeah, yeah, you know, it's funny. We
uh dropped the lanny off at the airport. Our youngest
who was visiting for the week, had a wonderful time,
and Judy and I it was a morning flight.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
We decided we're going to stop and get some breakfast.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
And she went through a couple of the breakfast places
on the way home, and she said, and there's a
cracker barrel. I said, you know what, I haven't eaten
in a cracker barrel in twenty five years. Set me up,
so let's eat at the cracker barrel. Well, you're out
of your mind. I'm never going to eat at the
cracker barrel again. I have decided I am too rich
to eat at the cracker barrel?

Speaker 1 (02:51):
What's wrong with it?

Speaker 2 (02:53):
For one thing, the prices are troublingly low?

Speaker 1 (02:58):
How is it this?

Speaker 2 (02:59):
She?

Speaker 1 (03:00):
What's going on here? They make it bulk? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Yeah, well in the six sliced bacon is not terribly sick.
I just I was sitting there and the food was fine.
It was fine. And if you like the cracker barrel,
god bless you. But I thought, for like six dollars more,
I could be eating a really, really good breakfast.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
What am I doing?

Speaker 3 (03:20):
I have six dollars. I, as the holder of six
more US dollars than the eight dollar breakfast, am too
rich for the cracker barrel.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
First of I like the food. I think it's top notch.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
But but even without that, where else can you eat
breakfast and buy a CD copy of Kenny Rodgers's Greatest
It's in a rocking chair.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Checkmate. You're right, You're absolutely right.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
And the reason I brought up the old CB was
that they had a giant Dolly's new album displayed.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
I'm at the at the like the Greeter stand, I'll
be at.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
The Cracker Barrel in a couple of weeks. I'm sure
for cousin Christmas.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
That is such good market.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Oh yeah, she dressed all uh skanky on the cover
of the album. Oh elegantly. I shouldn't call it skanky,
you know. Yeah, if my mom dressed like that, I
would think, what the hell are you doing?

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Mom?

Speaker 2 (04:15):
No, come on now, fancy holiday party dress for gals. No,
the Dallas Cowboy cheerleader outfit. Oh that's kind of skanky.
I don't know if I call it skanky, but it's
overly sexy for a certain age.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
I would agree completely.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
But no, my recollection of the cover is she just
looks like she usually looks glamorous and attractive. Actually, even
if you're twenty five, you put on the Dallas Cowboy
cheerleader outfit, you're you're looking to get attention, sexual attention.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Yeah, Well, and honestly, I'm a little prejudiced because I
have enormous respect for Dolly as a musician and a
songwriter and an entrepreneur and a human being. But was
I sitting around thinking, you know, I'm not gonna be
happy until I have a version of.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
We Will Rock You, as sung by Old Kiche and Hollow.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
You know, Dolly, No, I never thought that in my life,
or having heard it, I still don't want it, or
until I see her squeezed into a body suit that
makes her look caught, armstrong and getty
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