Jack's Vacuum Rage

Jack is really pinched because he can't seem to find a vacuum cleaner he can't break. He is desperately looking for one of the old school, metal, heavy duty ones. Can anyone help before his blood pressure spikes again?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I got a question for you. Does anybody make a
vacuum cleaner that doesn't suck? If your pardon the expression anymore.
I don't know how many. I don't know how many
of the top rated Consumer Report expensive vacuum cleaners I bought,
but they're all made a cheap plastic crap. They're all
made my mom's vacuum cleaner. She's probably still using the
same vacuum cleaner from one as a kid. It was

(00:20):
like metal and really hard, rugged plastic, and it lasted forever.
And now they're all weak, flimsy plastic crap. Even the
six hundred dollars highly rated ones, they're all crap and
they break after a couple of years. If anybody's got
a decent vacuum cleaner they could recommend, please text me
four one, five, two nine five KFTC drives me nuts.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Well, you got those twelve hundred dollars vacuums that are there?
You know what you're describing.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
I'll buy that, if it'd be good, I would buy that.
But these I'm not gonna mention a brain because I
don't want to get sued. But some of the most
popular brands, they're crap. There's such thin plastic made in
Chinese crap. That's one thing I hope with the this
what is it called the getting away from China disc?

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Oh? Yeah yeah, the decoupling? Yeah yeah. But they're ranting
like a man, man, like a lunatic. You've said it's
crap over and over in what ways it crap? Does
it not remove dirt? Does it tend to break?

Speaker 1 (01:22):
That tends to break? The thin plastic crap always breaks.
The little attachments to attachment works for a while, but
it cracks and breaks because it's thin Chinese crap.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Oh there's a hint of racism here. I don't I'm
not comfortable with it, kid.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
It drives me nuts. So I hope that decoupling from
China gets us away from the stuff that's made over
there and is cheaper than.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
You know. Harley Davidson had some really tough times. I
don't know how they're doing right now. Why don't you
all start making vacuums as well as motorcycles and what else?
I don't know, blenders.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
I want a big, thick chrome Harley Davidson vacuum cleaner,
That's what I want. Katie should have jumped on her
mic She says that's why it's a woman's job, because
you men break everything.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Yeah, brute and it's crap. Armstrong and geddy.