There Is A F-35 Stealth Jet Missing

It's missing and the govt is asking for the public's help. After the pilot had to eject, a F-35 stealth jet might be flying around in a "zombie state" after the pilot put it in auto pilot. And yes, there is actually a phone number you can call if you happen to see said jet. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
There's a missing F thirty five fighter jet. Have you
been following this story?

Speaker 2 (00:04):
I have seen the headlines.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
So the pilot ejected, but we can't find this one
hundred million dollar plane. This is like the groovious, coolest
plane on earth that we have, Thank God, An F
thirty five fighter jet that has gone missing after its
pilot was ejected could still be flying in a zombie state,
having been left on autopilot after the pilot ejected last night.

(00:28):
They're asking for help from the public in order to
locate one hundred million dollar aircraft, which was flying over
South Carolina when the marine pilot made his swift exit.
It's now for the jet could still be flying as
there's no evidence that it has crashed as of yet,
and the pilot set it on automated flight before ejecting.
Plus it's got all kinds of like you know, super
fancy radar avoiding stuff and everything like that. So who

(00:50):
knows it is?

Speaker 2 (00:51):
We don't have like radar that says, I mean, because
we know where we saw it last. Does the old
looking for something wisdom goes? I don't get that. We
don't have any sort of record of the radar. Katie says,
we should have put one of those Apple tags in it.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Yeah, you gotta put an Apple tag in all the
planes obviously. Yeah, just to open up your phone and
use the find my F thirty five app. The F
thirty five is a stealth plane, meaning it is more
difficult to detect than regular aircraft. In addition, the plane's
transponder isn't working for some unknown reason, but it's designed
to be really hard to see. That's the one of
the main points of the dang thing. But this is

(01:33):
actually what they're saying. If you have any information that
may help us find the F thirty five, plagues called
the base Defense Defenseman Operations Center at eight four three
nine six three thirty six hundred. Have you seen this
dog or this F thirty five, this one hundred million
dollar plane. Well, everybody, everybody on the East coast, go
outside and look up.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
We'll wait.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Go ahead. I hope it doesn't land somewhere where the
Chinese can get a hold of it and figure out
all our technology. For instance, Armstrong and Getty