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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dashy and Morning Show with DJ fourn It's Suntid Warner Busin's.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Number one for hip hop jam in ninety four or five.
Some may say today we'll go down as a historical
day in my life. I mean really yeah, like I'll
back that up.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Legendary and take your guys back.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
When Smashley was peaking, she was out, she was young,
she was in Miami, hammered drunk, and she was wearing
shorts with no underwear.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
I thought she was so cool.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
She came upon a tattoo parlor with a bunch of
her girlfriends and we went in there. And at the time,
famous stars and stripes were so cool. It was so
popular the brand that the star. And we said to
the tattoo guy, we said, listen, we'd love to all
get a star on our hip. Everybody got a different color.
I said, can you put a pink star on my
(01:00):
hip blindfolded and with your opposite hand, And he said, sure,
I'll do that for you. No, he actually did it outright,
but it looked like he was blindfolded five and with
his off off hand puts this tattoo on my hip
of this pink star. I mean the pink Star has
gone down in history of many of the many jokes
that people can make about me, because it is that horrifying,
(01:23):
Like it is the worst of the worst. And I've
been putting this off and I've been saying, I'm gonna
do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it.
Today is my first appointment for tattoo removal. Wow, two
thirty this afternoon.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Think God, and like, there are bad tattoos out there,
but that one, Like, I think it's just a fact
that it's a star. But it's not like the lion's
are kind of crooked, it's asymmetrical.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
It was so it's so so bad. My girl Brie,
who has done my latest tattoos.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
She's at Skin and Bone Studio in Pembroke where Santi
and I went and we got our last tattoos done.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
She just got the tattoo removal machine and I'm like,
you know what, We're cool. She just did my last tattoo.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Like this is a sign I have to I have
to do this now. And that's what the fireman this.
I'm going today. I'm gonna see where the pain levels
at because I've heard it hurts so much worse than
getting an actual tattoo. And the thing is is I
can hide this nasty star. So it's like I don't
really need it. I want It's not I don't again,
(02:29):
I don't really need it.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
I want it so bad.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
So I'm going to go today. I'm going to try
and we're gonna see. But this is this is iconic
for me.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
But I don't think like, once you start, you have
to fall through because what are you gonna do? Just
have a faded star now?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
But it's already.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
No, no, no, it's gonna take a couple of times
because it's pink, which is.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Crazy for me.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
If it's a black inked tattoo, it's easier to get
off than color. Yeah, So that like she she was
kind of explaining this to me, it's good to take
a couple of rounds.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Yeah, And I think I did hear that it's painful,
but I think the pain like timing is faster because
the tattoo takes time.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
I'm gonna tell her straight up as quick as possible,
no breaks, as quick as just go.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Yep, you know it is.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
I am.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
I actually don't get afraid of things like that. I
am a little on.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Edge about it, but at least on the other end
of things, you'll have that thing gone. You've been talking
about it for so long.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Too long? God, when do we go to Miami? That
was my That trip was my first. I was so
drunk that night.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
We went out and we met this really rich guy
and he was like, come to my vi I'll never
forget this. No listen, he was like, come to my
VIP section. So there I am in VIP section with
this stupid star tattoo showing everybody, and he.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Was like, Wow, that's so cool.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
He's like, should we celebrate with some crystal? Like that's
how loaded he was. We drank crystal. There are photos
of me next to the toilet when we got home
because when I peed, I wanted everybody to know that
that was crystal and I was doing the peace side
next to the toilet.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
That was smashing days I was pre kids. That was
right out of college.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Change. Yeah, the last week.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
So anyways, Yeah, it's been a minute for it was
like when I graduated college, like only hind made years
and I got charge one hundred and fifty dollars for
this thing.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
That's the craziest of the crazy.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
But here's the thing I've been I've been saying, if
this works out for me, I might actually have a
couple of my other ones removed to get redone, just
in a different like script.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
It's not cheap, but is it?
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Let me ask this? Is it the same price as
just getting attacked? Changing a little bit more?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Because it's no, No, it's it's similar.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
It's similar.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
It's similar.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
What else don't you like on your body? Tattoo?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Ese? I think if I had to the issue with
some of my tattoos is honestly, other than the star,
I want to keep them all. I just it's the
the writing was so thick from back in the day
it's started to bleed. So if I could get them
faded enough where I could redo them in a like
super thin fine line tattoo, I would.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah. And then you're gonna bring the fireman because you've
mentioned he has some tattoos on his body that I want.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Him to laser from chin down if that's a possibility.
But I but I you know what I said, this
is the pot calling. I can't be I can't be
throwing stones, you know, with this thing on my well,
it's funny, I offered, that. I was like, I could
take Layla with me real quick if you want to,
And he was like, no, it's cool.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
We we call my uh tattoos stickers. So she thinks
that they can like come on.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Because he does water like I want tattoos too, bones
skin and bones tattoo shops. She's right in Pembroke, I mean,
and you've seen them for And she did my my
daisy tattoo, and she did my little bow tattoo.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Like I said, I I love all the other than
the star. I'm comfortable with all my tats.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
I just actually have some funny You know what's wow though,
is that like we found a babysitter. We're gonna pay
a buck fifty two hundred to get this thing off.
We're gonna drive all the way to Pembroke, sit on
a chair a lot because I feel it.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
I want do you want to do you want to
post this?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Do you want?
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Okay, yeah, we take the tat off.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Yet we cannot go to city hall and just pay
ten dollars to change the last name to the firement's name.
Filing and took the day off watching the kid for
time to removal.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
But we're going to burn in hell.
Dashy and Morning Show with DJ fourn It's Suntid Warner Busin's.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Number one for hip hop jam in ninety four or five.
Some may say today we'll go down as a historical
day in my life. I mean really yeah, like I'll
back that up.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Legendary and take your guys back.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
When Smashley was peaking, she was out, she was young,
she was in Miami, hammered drunk, and she was wearing
shorts with no underwear.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
I thought she was so cool.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
She came upon a tattoo parlor with a bunch of
her girlfriends and we went in there. And at the time,
famous stars and stripes were so cool. It was so
popular the brand that the star. And we said to
the tattoo guy, we said, listen, we'd love to all
get a star on our hip. Everybody got a different color.
I said, can you put a pink star on my
(01:00):
hip blindfolded and with your opposite hand, And he said, sure,
I'll do that for you. No, he actually did it outright,
but it looked like he was blindfolded five and with
his off off hand puts this tattoo on my hip
of this pink star. I mean the pink Star has
gone down in history of many of the many jokes
that people can make about me, because it is that horrifying,
(01:23):
Like it is the worst of the worst. And I've
been putting this off and I've been saying, I'm gonna
do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it.
Today is my first appointment for tattoo removal. Wow, two
thirty this afternoon.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Think God, and like, there are bad tattoos out there,
but that one, Like, I think it's just a fact
that it's a star. But it's not like the lion's
are kind of crooked, it's asymmetrical.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
It was so it's so so bad. My girl Brie,
who has done my latest tattoos.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
She's at Skin and Bone Studio in Pembroke where Santi
and I went and we got our last tattoos done.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
She just got the tattoo removal machine and I'm like,
you know what, We're cool. She just did my last tattoo.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Like this is a sign I have to I have
to do this now. And that's what the fireman this.
I'm going today. I'm gonna see where the pain levels
at because I've heard it hurts so much worse than
getting an actual tattoo. And the thing is is I
can hide this nasty star. So it's like I don't
really need it. I want It's not I don't again,
(02:29):
I don't really need it.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
I want it so bad.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
So I'm going to go today. I'm going to try
and we're gonna see. But this is this is iconic
for me.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
But I don't think like, once you start, you have
to fall through because what are you gonna do? Just
have a faded star now?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
But it's already.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
No, no, no, it's gonna take a couple of times
because it's pink, which is.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Crazy for me.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
If it's a black inked tattoo, it's easier to get
off than color. Yeah, So that like she she was
kind of explaining this to me, it's good to take
a couple of rounds.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Yeah, And I think I did hear that it's painful,
but I think the pain like timing is faster because
the tattoo takes time.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
I'm gonna tell her straight up as quick as possible,
no breaks, as quick as just go.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Yep, you know it is.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
I am.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
I actually don't get afraid of things like that. I
am a little on.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Edge about it, but at least on the other end
of things, you'll have that thing gone. You've been talking
about it for so long.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Too long? God, when do we go to Miami? That
was my That trip was my first. I was so
drunk that night.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
We went out and we met this really rich guy
and he was like, come to my vi I'll never
forget this. No listen, he was like, come to my
VIP section. So there I am in VIP section with
this stupid star tattoo showing everybody, and he.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Was like, Wow, that's so cool.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
He's like, should we celebrate with some crystal? Like that's
how loaded he was. We drank crystal. There are photos
of me next to the toilet when we got home
because when I peed, I wanted everybody to know that
that was crystal and I was doing the peace side
next to the toilet.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
That was smashing days I was pre kids. That was
right out of college.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Change. Yeah, the last week.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
So anyways, Yeah, it's been a minute for it was
like when I graduated college, like only hind made years
and I got charge one hundred and fifty dollars for
this thing.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
That's the craziest of the crazy.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
But here's the thing I've been I've been saying, if
this works out for me, I might actually have a
couple of my other ones removed to get redone, just
in a different like script.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
It's not cheap, but is it?
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Let me ask this? Is it the same price as
just getting attacked? Changing a little bit more?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Because it's no, No, it's it's similar.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
It's similar.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
It's similar.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
What else don't you like on your body? Tattoo?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Ese? I think if I had to the issue with
some of my tattoos is honestly, other than the star,
I want to keep them all. I just it's the
the writing was so thick from back in the day
it's started to bleed. So if I could get them
faded enough where I could redo them in a like
super thin fine line tattoo, I would.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah. And then you're gonna bring the fireman because you've
mentioned he has some tattoos on his body that I want.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Him to laser from chin down if that's a possibility.
But I but I you know what I said, this
is the pot calling. I can't be I can't be
throwing stones, you know, with this thing on my well,
it's funny, I offered, that. I was like, I could
take Layla with me real quick if you want to,
And he was like, no, it's cool.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
We we call my uh tattoos stickers. So she thinks
that they can like come on.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Because he does water like I want tattoos too, bones
skin and bones tattoo shops. She's right in Pembroke, I mean,
and you've seen them for And she did my my
daisy tattoo, and she did my little bow tattoo.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Like I said, I I love all the other than
the star. I'm comfortable with all my tats.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
I just actually have some funny You know what's wow though,
is that like we found a babysitter. We're gonna pay
a buck fifty two hundred to get this thing off.
We're gonna drive all the way to Pembroke, sit on
a chair a lot because I feel it.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
I want do you want to do you want to
post this?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Do you want?
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Okay, yeah, we take the tat off.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Yet we cannot go to city hall and just pay
ten dollars to change the last name to the firement's name.
Filing and took the day off watching the kid for
time to removal.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
But we're going to burn in hell.
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