The Headbutt Heard Around the Internet

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Every time I go on my Instagram, there's another comment.
So just to backtrack, good morning. Over the weekend, the
fireman was working. He wasn't gone but one hour, and
the girls were playing just so sweet.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
It was so sweet.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
They were playing with these magnetic blocks, and I thought
to myself, Oh my god, I have to film this.
Because they're wearing matching jams. It's the morning they're playing together.
People are gonna think that this is like this beautiful symphony,
is what actually happens in my house.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
It's not.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
But you know, so I start filming. In the very
moment I start filming, Daisy knocks.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Over all of Laylah's blocks.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Layla takes a millisecond to look at me, and the
look was, I know what I'm about to do is
gonna send me right to time out.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
But I'm just checking to see if you're watching. Maybe
there's a chance you're not. Maybe there's a chance you're not.
And then she just straight up butted Daisy sword.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
So I put it on my story because I was like, bro,
this is what it's like to have two girls like
because people always say to me, oh, you should imagine
having boys, honey, No, you have no idea, what's going
on in my house?

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Wait till they're older and they're fighting over a tank top.
But anyway, I ended up.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Putting it on my feed and you Santi right away,
you guys was like, ash this belonging on the feed.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
You are gonna get a million views on this?

Speaker 1 (01:22):
I said, there is absolutely no way this thing gets
a million views.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
When I went to bed last night.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
By the way, if you haven't seen it at Ashley
Feldman two E's on the Ashley. When I went to
bed last night, I said to the fireman, half a
million people in this world have seen our kids.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Wow, it's crazy when you say like that, half.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
A million people.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Let me check where we're at at this very moment,
because every time I go on the number keeps climbing
and it's it's crazy. Eight hundred and twenty three thousand
people have watched that video.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Yes, which tells me that in an hour and a
half it'll be at a million.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
You think by the time this show is over it'll
be at a million.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
Yes, it's gone up three thousand views, so you were
averaging one thousand views per minute.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
It christ if this thing hits a million, and okay,
that's crazy enough that that and I appreciate my actual
followers who know me because they're in on the joke,
right they know that I'm a good mom and that
this isn't like that I correct this type of behavior.
If you notice, I dropped the phone right away because

(02:25):
but I got people in my comment section that don't
know me, and the hey, I'm getting eating alive in
the comment section every time, Like me and the fireman
had tears in our eyes last night going through these comments.
How I'm disgusting. All I am is a social media parent,
Like just they.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Are eating me alive because they don't know me. They're
just random interest of people. It's gotten so crazy. There's
people commenting in other languages on here.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
But I also feel like those are the people who
don't have kids, because if you have kids, especially multiple,
then you know that this is the average life of.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
A there's no question.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
And I will say, there's one comment that sent me
my Like I've I've read a lot that make me laugh.
This one is the ultimate because in the video, Layla
has a Halloween tattoo on her eye. Because it's a
woman goes messing with a girl that has a face
tat is always.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Gonna be risking.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
I liked that comment, You're not what you're not gonna
do is mess with a girl with a face tattoo
because you'll just head butt your ass.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
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Speaker 5 (03:36):
Ladies and gentlemen for your hometown hero for the one
for the only, the lightest of all time.

Speaker 6 (03:47):
John up.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Tuesday, November eleventh, and there it is his last time
out in the Garden as a wrestler, John Cena.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Now, I know this is like a male soap opera
and the fellows love this, but I was shocked to
see a lot of my friends ladies swimming at the
Garden last night. They didn't want to miss Monday Night Raw,
John Cena's last appearance at the Garden.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
But wrestling is getting big with the females too, because
be a part of its massive it is.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
I used to like watch I never watched a second
of wrestling, but I would.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
Watch the Diva show. Yeah, they're really good at it,
and like athletic, they are not on the now retired,
one of which Bella was engaged to John Cena in
the past.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
My god, yes, yes, I forgot about that.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
The bellotwins, The bellotwins.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yeah. Well, anyways, it was his last Garden appearance. But
he's a local guy.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
He is. He's from Newberry, Poor He's been around here forever,
and this is good for him. Like, he's at the
right age where you want to walk away because you
see some of these guys who like wrestle into their
fifties or sixties and just hobbling around. It's not good
for them.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Intenda. There, you see some of these guys. But you
can't see him.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
You can't see him, No, you can't.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
He only has three shows that remain as John Cena.
But he's like also an extremely, extremely successful actor.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
He has one of the biggest shows on HBO, which
many people don't know, is called peace Maker. It's about
a he's a superhero and it's in the DC world.
But the show is amazing peace Maker.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
I had no idea. There, you have it all right.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
Rihanna left the kiddos at home to go out for
a loo Mama's night out to see Brandy and Monica
on tour in la She's not the only one.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Beyonce's done at jay Z Queen Latifa, just to name.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
A few rerews seen in a video hanging out backstage.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
It was also a moment.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
The other day for Brandy. Her and ray J decided
to hug it out make up. They've had such a
tumultuous brother and sister relationship that we've watched happen.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
Yeah. You know, he holds nothing back on social media,
so we've seen it all. But they're good.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
Remember when we hung out with ray J in Miami.
Yeaes Miami. Then he's walking around with a laptop and
correct me if I'm wrong. He was filming a pilot
for a reality show.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
Yeah, and he was asking if we wanted to watch
like you just like put a laptop on a fold
out table in front of us at the pool.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
Nah, Raj, I'm good, but I'll watch your.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
He was not havident. By the way.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
The Boy is Mine tour runs through the end of December. December,
all right, and lastly, this one is for you Son.
Let's talk Michael Jackson.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
Oh, MJ.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
No, this is actually incredible.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
The King of Pop has set yet another posthumous record,
with this one Thriller returning to the top ten on
the Billboards Hot one hundred last week. Obviously, this is
in reference to Halloween week. Duh. Thriller has had and
been a hit song in the seventies, eighties, nineties, two thousand,

(06:43):
twenty twenties. Basically, he is the only artist to have
a song chart in the top ten during six decades.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
It's crazy to think that the man's been dead since
two thousand and nine and you're still charting like this.
By the way, if you haven't seen the trailer for
his biopic that's coming up, you have to see. I'm
predicting this movie's to be massive. This is all coming
from a guy to who like acknowledges the fact that
Michael Jackson did some creep things his ranch.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
I was gonna bring it up the trailer for that film.
The trailer in twenty four hours broke records one hundred
and sixteen point two million, one hundred and sixteen point
two million views in less than twenty four hours.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
Now, just to be clear, too, I'm hearing this biopic
is not covering any of the shadiness. It's it's up
until a certain point, and if the movie does good,
I think they're gonna do a sequel, but I wonder
if the sequels even in.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
The So if the movie does well, then the next
one they'll go to Neverlands. Yeah, and they'll it's where
the creep stuff was happening with bubbles.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
And then they're gonna lie about a lot of stuff
for sure.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
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Speaker 3 (07:41):
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Speaker 4 (07:43):
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Speaker 1 (07:50):
Hi, everybody, Good morning, Sashally the jam In Morning Show.
We are uh, we're doing the check in right here.
We're checking in on you, your life, your world, anything
you got going on. You wanna call and say what up?
You want to Veterans Day, birthday, whatever you want? Six
one seven nine three one one nine four five that
a six one seven nine three one one nine four five.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Our favorite lawyer, our guy Larry. You got bit by
a dog.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
You were walking into the stopping shop and you babed.
They mopped the floor and you fell down and you
broke an elbow. This is our guy, and we call
Larry for any and all things that's actually really true.
I have Larry Sell. Like if you if you're going
through something and you think you need some help from
a lawyer, Larry. Larry is the one Larry. You've joined
us on the show before. The phones are always.

Speaker 6 (08:34):
Crazy, I have and thank you guys for having me.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Of course, believe or not, I.

Speaker 6 (08:40):
Thought you were kidding. I actually I actually got by
a dog this summer for the first time. No, you
really did, honestly, God, Yeah, it was the craziest thing ever.
I was just walking in it. It just lunged at man.
Oh my first claim, my first claim ever.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
Yeah, that involves your own self. That's wild.

Speaker 6 (08:58):
That involves my own self.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Well, we were chatting, obviously we talk all the time,
but we were talking about the food drive that you
have coming up, and I was like, listen, we need
to have you come on so you can kind of
tell everybody what you got going on.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
I know it's.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
Tomorrow, it is at the Blue Hill Boys and Girls Club,
but tell everybody about what's going on.

Speaker 6 (09:19):
Yeah, let me just I haven't listened to the show
this morning, but I did yesterday. So I think today
is your birthday? Am I correct?

Speaker 2 (09:25):
You are correct?

Speaker 6 (09:27):
Okay, well, happy birthday. I got to start there. Thank god,
I'm shocked that you work on shocked that you work
on your birthday.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
To be toboddy may I should be someone who does it. Yeah,
I should be getting paid time and a half.

Speaker 6 (09:38):
There you go. And then second off, obviously today is
Veterans Day, so I just want to say thank you
to everybody who has served and does serve and who's
gone to serve, because obviously it allows us to uh
do everything that we do. But again, thank you for
having me and uh, you know, November is a month
where you know, as a local law firm, we always

(09:59):
try to get back around the holidays, Thanksgiving, Christmas and
all that, but you know, this year even more. I
don't know if it was the government shutdown which kind
of inspired me, even though it appears to have maybe
ended yesterday, but we figured we'd start a little bit
early in the month and do a little bit of
a food drive. We're still going to do something around
the Thanksgiving, so look out for that, but we're doing

(10:21):
a food drive over at the Boys and Girls Club
in Dorchester tomorrow from four to six. That's at fifteen
Talbot Ave, So you know, come through. We've got a
lot of food. I do want to say thank you
to Team Rehab and Wellness. They're our sponsor. They've got
some medical facilities throughout Massachusetts and they're always fantastic to

(10:41):
our clients in the community. And obviously the Boys and
Girls Club is always willing to join up. But you know,
we want to get back and I hope people come through.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
This is a beautiful thing. It's listen. It's a tough
time of year for a lot of people. The holidays
aren't easy. Food is crazy expensive. It's you know, you
might you might not be somebody struggling, but you might
know somebody that is. And if in fact you do,
send them over out Larry one more time giving the
address for tomorrow.

Speaker 6 (11:09):
Yeah, it's the Boys and Girls Club in Dorchester and
that's fifteen Talbot Avenue from four to four to six.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
Yep.

Speaker 6 (11:17):
Again, I don't know why I'd be lined if I
said I know all the details, but I'm sure the
fool will run out at some point, so try to
get there early.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
I love it all, right, Laara, Well, listen, you got
to come back on the show at some point so
you can help people out with their lawsuits.

Speaker 6 (11:30):
Absolutely appreciate you guys. Happy birthday again and happy veterans.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
Dat all all right, buddy, thank you so much for
the call.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
Samantha is in Pawtucket, Sam Good morning, good morning.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
How are we doing? Beabe good?

Speaker 6 (11:45):
How are you list birthday?

Speaker 2 (11:47):
Oh my gosh, thirty nine years old.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
It's so crazy, and.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
You go, wow, that's nice of you to say. Well,
you said, like, I don't know if you've seen me,
if you're saying that, but like, it's it's decent.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
I want to I'm still breastfeeding, but when I'm not,
I want to dive on a few needles to my forehead.
I want I want to get botox to the point
where people are like, is she happy or she said it?

Speaker 2 (12:11):
We don't know. She has no emotion, zero frozen. But no,
thank you.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
I appreciate the call and thank you for the birthday wish.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
Katie is in Middletown in Rhode Island.

Speaker 7 (12:24):
Hi Katie, good morning, Hi Ashley, Happy birthday. Queen is
wild Oh wow, thank you.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
No, I listen, I'll take decent at this point in
my life. I appreciate it. How are you you also
had your son? Your son's birthday was.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
On the sixth.

Speaker 7 (12:44):
No, it was my birthday, Scorpio gang. This week is
always crazy for me because it's my birthday on the sixth,
and then I'm a veteran also, so my Marine Corps birthday.
Marines go crazy.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
Yes, you guys do, yes, you do? You know I'm
married to.

Speaker 7 (13:04):
Oh I didn't know the fire man was a marine.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
He is.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
He is Sourrah.

Speaker 7 (13:10):
And then yeah, today is also my one of my
best friend's birthdays and Veterans Day, so there's a lot
of alcohol flowing this week.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
Should well listen. Since you are a marine, thank you
for your service. Happy Veterans Day.

Speaker 7 (13:22):
Thank you. Same to the fireman. And I just wanted
to say happy Veterans Day. It's everybody out there.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
I love it. Thank you so much for the call.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
Not he was so confused, but sati put, he wrote,
he birthday the sixth.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
I'm judging specific in these times. Hi, everybody, good morning,
It's Ashley the gam In Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
I've been excited for a lot of calls in my
time on this on this show, but this one takes
the cake. So one of my best he's this calling
right now, but far more important than her she's with
her son, Lincoln, and Lincoln is besties with Layla, and
both of them want to wish me a happy birthday.
Hi've anes, but far more importantly, Lincoln, good morning, Hi buddy.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
What are you doing? Thank you? You're reading.

Speaker 6 (14:18):
Song?

Speaker 1 (14:19):
Wow? So you're eating breakfast and you're listening to my show?
Did mommy make breakfast this morning?

Speaker 4 (14:25):
Gone?

Speaker 6 (14:26):
For once?

Speaker 2 (14:30):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
I saw your name that you were calling into the show.
Is it so weird that you're on the radio right now?

Speaker 6 (14:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (14:39):
You know, I was thinking about.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
Calling Layla, and I told Santia, I said, I want
to call Laila, see if she'll sing me happy birthday.
But her daddy said, well no, because then I would
have to start singing to get her to sing along.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
I don't know if I'm.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
Going to do that, but you know what, Lincoln, of
all the happy birthdays that I've got today, this one
was my favorite.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
So thank you for calling me, buddy. I okay, go ahead,
hit me.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
People by you.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
Right day?

Speaker 4 (15:14):
You actually people?

Speaker 7 (15:17):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (15:18):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (15:18):
Jerry?

Speaker 2 (15:19):
Are we okay?

Speaker 5 (15:20):
Buddy?

Speaker 2 (15:21):
That was perfect? Thank you so much for the call.
I love you, guys. Give your mama hug for me.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
That was wow. That was cute.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
That was adorable.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
Voice was a little pitchy, but it was cute.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
Well listen, he's not gonna go to American Idol any
time soon.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
That's like, wow, you just simon cowed that poor soul.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Hi, everybody, thank you so much for all the birthday love.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
My last year of my thirties.

Speaker 3 (15:44):
High Lank Sam Morning Show, Good Morning.

Speaker 4 (15:49):
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Speaker 1 (15:57):
Hi, everybody, good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning
to me, thirty nine.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
Years old, thirty nine looking fine?

Speaker 2 (16:05):
All right, see, I I just I can.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
I actually was thinking to myself, I got to post
like some sort of birthday picture, but I don't. I
haven't had anything lately where I'm like, oh that's okay.
I have my Halloween pics, but I don't know. Maybe
I'll take one tonight.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
But some of the ones you have them this weekend
look pretty good and its seasonal two, so.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
True true, true, true. I want this.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
I have this vision for this photo where I have
I'm smoking a candle like it's a sig and I'm
lighting it.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
But I never did that. So see if the Fireman
can be tonight.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
You could do it today. It's just really weird. I've
never seen somebody make a picture like that or like
with a candle in their minds.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
I want it to look like I'm smoking a candle,
but I'm lighting it, you see, like like like.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
Look, I understand, but I don't know people can understand,
like see that it's a candle. They're gonna think that
you're trying to smoke something.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
Well I'm gonna hold my cake all right, right, Well,
you know what, maybe I am smoking a cigarette.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
I'm stressed. I got two young kids, and I'm in
my last year of my thirties. I don't know. I
have a bunch of people hitting me up, like all
my friends are like, it's a Tuesday. What you got
big plans? Like what are you chilling?

Speaker 1 (17:06):
So for my birthday, my big gift from the Fireman
was tickets to go see Stevie Nicks.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
She's gonna be.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
At the Garden on the twenty fourth, which is a
Monday night. So we're gonna do it up that Monday.
I'll do the show and then I'm gonna head right
over to Encore. We got a room at Encore he's
gonna meet me, We're gonna day drink. We're gonna go
to Stevie on the twenty fourth that night, and it's
it'll be a time so for tonight.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
Nothing crazy.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
He's making me like a big dinner, steak dinner, and
then we're gonna have Carbel ice cream game.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
You didn't say alcohol in this whole conversation.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
Yeah, that's true. I don't really have.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
Probably not maybe a couple drinks.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
You know.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
Maybe it's just it's a Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
Yeah, and Matt will throw me off for the week
because I'm not sati you can explain it.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
I'm not like a couple of drinks type of gal.

Speaker 3 (17:52):
No, You're like, I want to get drunk.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
Oh, I drink to forget.

Speaker 3 (17:55):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
So there's that.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
Also the fact that this video is happening and it's
getting the numbers. It is on my birthday. It's just
also so weird if you are just tuning into the show.
I posted a video of Leila headbutting Daisy on my
on my Instagram at Ashley Felman Twee's on the Ashley
and it has like almost nine hundred thousands, Yeah, almost

(18:21):
nine hundred thousand views on Instagram and it's again I
keep saying.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
This, but it's people who really.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Don't follow me that are commenting, and obviously my my
people that are my friends are commenting as well. But
it has like something crazy for shares. I don't know
what the shares are up to seventeen thousand shares.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
Which is insane.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
So people are seeing it that I've never obviously met
in my life. I mean, some of the comments are
in other languages, but I mean, yo, they're.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
Eating me alive.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
They are yeah, horrible, You're disgusting. Why don't you put
the phone down and parent? You make me sick? Why
do people post this?

Speaker 2 (19:05):
You think this is cute?

Speaker 1 (19:07):
I think this screams I need my parent to get
off their damn phone and be a parent.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
This is literally sickening to watch.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
But shouldn't the argument be too that they're on their
phone watching these videos too, So shouldn't they be putting
their phones down? Or they're just completely perfect and right
now we're doing it when they coulds are sleeping.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
This is another favor that I've gotten.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
She looked at the parent to tell the little one off,
and the parent did nothing, so she did it herself.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
The little one is one. Yeah, what am I gonna say?

Speaker 1 (19:35):
Like, obviously I put you see I I and I
put the phone down immediately to parent. But again I
was filming because they were being so sweet just before that.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
This is so nasty.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
This is why I would never allow something like this
in my phone.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
Wow, this is not acceptable. If she's doing this, now,
what will she be doing further down the line. This
is so not okay. Oh my god, this is vicious.
This mother is disgusting. Disgusting is a commonality, and here
they're all calling me disgusting.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
Again, they're acting like their kids have never done something
like this or I mean kids will hit from time
to time. It's you know, and they're the kids. You
put her in time out right after it, so like
you just applauded it and you were fine.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
With everything, Like of course I put her in time
out after. But that's the thing, is like, it's the Internet,
and that's this is just a small scale of what
people deal with. They're gonna make their own perception. I'm
a bad mom that I never parented her. I just
let her do this and moved on.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
I do find the internet mom's would be the absolute
worst because they come for everything acting like they're perfect.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
And that's the thing.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
As a mom, I would never ever ever do that
to another mom because I'm in the trenches with you, honey.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
It's the wild West out there. We're all just trying
to survive.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
Laylist three.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
Right, she'll be four next month.

Speaker 3 (20:53):
Four. But to that point, though, it does make you
wonder what she'll be doing next year after.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
It's horrifying.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
It's horrifying because my whole thing is like slap her, right,
because that's not gonna hurt you, that's just gonna hurt her.
The fact that she went in her the head button,
she was willing to risk her own self is.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
The spookiest part she's never had.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
But before I have never in my life seen her
head butt. I asked her yesterday where she learned that,
and she said, I don't know. I think it was
just instinctive. But you know what somebody helped me. For
when this kid is thirteen, it is going to be horrifying.

Speaker 4 (21:27):
Steady Show, Good Morning, Bustin's number one for hip hop
jam in ninety four or five.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
Well, that's going to do it for us.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
That is going to do it for us. On my birthday.
I'm so in my thirties. I don't care what anybody
says I'm in my thirties.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
Yeah, but like who's going to say anything though, Like
what like they're.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
Gonna be like, you're old, You're you're halfway.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
Next year we can have the convo of me having,
you know, a midlife crisis, whatever you want to call it.
I feel fine, I feel good. I you know, I
drive a white G Wrangler. I had no idea that
that was that I'm a loser for that. That's the
thing I learned that I was a learned thing today
what you can catch up on via the podcast. I
had no idea that my me driving around in my

(22:18):
white G Wrangler meant that I was trying to be young, not.

Speaker 3 (22:22):
That you were trying to be young. This is my
own preference. I would just prefer to date somebody who
was in like a mid size to a regular like SUV.

Speaker 2 (22:29):
Well, good thing, you're married.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
No, And that's my hope.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
I don't have to worry about it.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (22:33):
Because I don't know? Off air? I have had.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
Comments with the conversations with you about how I dress
that I'm getting nervous. You know, I'll go to these
like playdates with like mothers, and I'm the only one
that looks like homeless off mass and casts in likings
and a hoodie and everyone else is in like nice ensembles.
And I don't know when it gets to the point
where it's weird that I dress how I dress.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
But I don't think it only gets weird if you're
not being true to yourself. If that makes it okay,
if you're it and it's.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
You, I've been comfortable and I feel like I carry myself.
I love clothes, but you know, I'm not to a
playdate where I'm gonna be wiping a butt.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
I'm not getting dressed up for that.

Speaker 3 (23:10):
But I will say, for me, there's definitely the things
that I don't wear because it's not me. And if
I were wearing and I'd be like such a poser,
like jerseys like things like that.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
I love jerseys.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
No, but that fits for you for me, and you
know who is this idiot?

Speaker 2 (23:22):
Yeah, I would be saying you would walk in a
jersey and I'd be like, this is a cry for help.

Speaker 3 (23:26):
Yeah, But I also like I hate seeing like boat shoes,
like boat shoes of the absolute and I don't.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
Like, hey dude, stop, Hey dude.

Speaker 3 (23:38):
I'd rather well, I'm not going to say this, but yeah,
it's a bad what.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Okay, I don't.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
Say if guys, you know, if he's holding back, it's
it would have been we'd get fired and like, I
really not not on my birthday.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
For the love of God, all right, shout.

Speaker 3 (23:53):
Outs, shout out to you and happy birthday. So yeah,
I have a good day.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
Where are we at? Where are we at on this video?
Am I am?

Speaker 1 (24:03):
I going to be making a video later telling Leila
that a thousand people have wat a thousand a million
people If I don't know, it's definitely slowing down.

Speaker 3 (24:11):
But it's slowing down because it's still the morning. But
the rest of the world's gonna start waking up again. Wow,
look at you famous, Oh, get out.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
Of here, look at me thirty nine those So, if
you are a scorpio twin of mine and you are
celebrating your birthday today, happy birthday, I'd also like to
stop down because that's what happens and say Happy Veterans Day. Seriously,
if you're a vet, thank you so much, you know,
for your service and we appreciate you and so I'm
gonna go home and celebrate myself and my husband.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
Yeah, and I don't mean that in a take care
of that.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
In a way.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
Okay, we will talk to you tomorrow. Thank you for
all the birthday love Laa