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In its earliest days, the majorfunction of radio was news. I'm going
on here, you're beautiful. Leteverybody go. Why don't you put on
a show and charge a mission?Okay, show, I would say something
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with music. I'm comedy. Nowyou're talking. It will be a show
for everyone who loves music and murder. Come on, Chuck, we got
it a show to dude. Showtime. Are you ready? I'm ready,
ready, ready. Job. Goodmorning, Happy Monday. If there is
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such a thing, it is Mondaypost. You know what it's like being
a freaking Commanders fan. It's likewatching Jurassic Park and shure her the goat.
It's just like poking yourself in theeye with a fork while listening to
Michael Bolton and puking thumbtacks. Imean it painfall, which sucks, man,
because they actually played pretty well yesterday. I mean sure, there were
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quite a few mistakes, but theyactually got out there and played really hard.
And that should have been one ofthose games. They were, you
know, passing out game balls afterwardsin the locker room. That was That
should have been a win. Thatsucked. That sucked. I threw something
at my TV last night. Idid, but it was a NERF ball
I have. I have one ofthe greatest adventions ever. There was a
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company I wonder if they're still around. They used to make like NERF bricks
for throwing at your TV, likefor sporting events, because like you could
throw this brick safely at your TVand it's not going to hurt it.
And no, I just have likea little round NERF basketball. I can
just walk. NERF just got inductedinto the Toy Hall of Fans. That's
right. We're gonna talk about thata little bit later this morning. That's
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pretty cool. I didn't even knowuntil this morning that there was a Toy
Hall of Fame. I didn't knowthat there was a NERF brick. Yeah,
what wasn't Nerf that made it?It was another company that just used
that kind of foam, And Iforget what it was called. I'll find
out. I'll find out because Ihad one. It was like the older
age, you can buy this brickthat's safe to throw at your TV when
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you're mad or you're sibling. Yeah, so yeah, that was painful.
Well, we'll talk to London Fletchera little bit later this morning. We'll
talk to Dennis Glasgow. Well,you know, we'll we'll rub salt in
the wound all morning long. Thatsucked. That's terrible. I was angry
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last night when I went to bed, I was angry. It's probably why
I didn't sleep well. Went tobed angry. We have Brett Michael's tickets
to give away. We're doing fivefour three two one this week. You
know how that works. Fifth row, fourth row, third row, second
row. By Friday, front rowtickets for the show at Ion Arena coming
up in Leesburg. That's this weekend. We're else gonna have tickets every day
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this week for the Commander's Giants.That's a home game coming up this weekend.
And big word of the week,We're gonna have tickets to give away
for Kiss, So collect the lettersthroughout the week. We got a word
at the end of the week.You went. Tickets for Kiss at cfg
Bank Arena in Baltimore that is onthe twenty ninth, And a big thanks
to Live Nation for those tickets.Do you know Sesame Street just turned fifty
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four years old. I saw thatthis morning. Sesame Street is fifty four
years old, and about like Istarted thinking about the Sesame Street song because
soon as Sesame Street popped, youknow, popped into my head. Here
comes to the song, and itwas like, did you ever notice that?
They were like for fifty four yearsthey were like, can you tell
me how to get to Sesame Street? You haven't learned the way yet fifty
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four years Like and I don't knowif you ever saw this in the news,
but I think it was Guantanamo Bay. Have you ever heard it,
like the century overload, the auditorytorture? Yeah, well they and it's
it's, you know, an oldtechnique. I was reading a story earlier
about a Chilean prison that did it, and they have like their favorite list
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of songs. It's terrible, butthey basically, you know, leave the
lights on twenty four to seven andthey blast something full blast. And the
word coming out of Guantanamo years andyears ago was they were using stuff like
Metallica Mega Death, and they foundthe most effective one was the Sesame Street
theme song. And I'm like,I can see that. I can see
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that, right. Can you imaginelights on twenty four to seven, can't
sleep sit in the corner of asix by six cell if it's even that
big, and having Sesame Street blastedin NonStop at full volume. Yeah,
you'd go bats think about it.The only thing that would be worse,
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Oh yeah, yeah, that wouldyeah, oh yeah. I think the
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only thing that would be worse wouldbe that Cars for Kids jingle like,
which is essentially the theme song fromHell, The Cars for Kids, right,
yeah, like that's what happens whenyou go to Hell. Cars for
Kids is on a loop. Alright. Uh So, we got a lot
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of stuff coming up this morning.Things I know just around the corner.
We'll give away those Brett Michael's ticketsagain fifth Row this morning, coming up
in the next fifteen minutes or so. And there was something else I was
going to tell you, but I'vecompletely spaced it, probably because I'm still
pissed off that Commanders lost. Somethingelse you did over your weekend. Oh
no, I can't see something somethinghappening in the future today, something you
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have playing. No, I'm justthinking about the game I wanted to compliment
me on my teeth. Today.It is National Kindness Days. That yeah,
World Kindness Day, not even NationalWorld Kindness Day. All right,
we'll take care some business here.We are underway on a Monday at six
eighteen. Good morning. Why aremore and more people listening to Jackson on
Big one hundred. Honestly, wehave no clue Washington's classic rock. It's
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Big one hundred. Everybody Wants toRule. I used to love that record.
Well, I had it on cassette. Nice, but I like,
you know, everybody wants to Rulethe world. That was a song at
the end of Real Genius. Didyou ever see that movie with that Hilo?
I'm trying to one of his firstmovies. I think he did it
right after Top Secret. Yeah,like, this is a long time ago.
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I used to watch it over andover and over and over and over
as a kid. This explains alot right. Toy Hall of Fame didn't
even know there was such a thing. We mentioned it earlier this morning,
but there is, and a bunchof stuff was inducted into the Toy Hall
of Fame. Uh. This timearound, they added baseball cards. Baseball
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cards have been around since the eighteensixties. You know. It was in
the nineties that I think it wasThe Wall Street Journal teased to like the
best investment, best return on investment, The best thing you could buy was
baseball cards. Is that considered atoy? Uh? Yeah, I think
so. I mean they were initiallymade for kids, and you know you
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bought them with a stick of gumand collected them. Yeah, collectors,
that doesn't a toy. Well,a lot of things probably aren't considered technically
a toy, but then they shouldn'tbe in the toy haw fame. Wait,
a toy is what something their childplays with? Right? Okay,
well, baseball cards played. Webought baseball cards and we played with them.
Yes, we played. They playedwith baseball. Yes, we either
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collected them or we stuck them inthe spokes of our bikes so they make
could bikes sound like a motorcycle?Or we uh cheaper than cardhouses with baseball
cards too, and we traded them. Yes, they were a toy.
Yes, baseball cards. I hada monster box of baseball cards and I
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had some stuff in there that,god, this was back in the early
nineties, was worth a lot ofmoney because I used to get the magazine
I think it was called Beckett's.Anybody's to ever collected baseball cards as a
kid, we'll know what I'm talkingabout. But there's a guide that tells
me how much your card is worth, and you know, based on the
market and based on what they're tradingfor and what people are selling them for.
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And Beckett used to come out likeeither once a month or once a
quarter, and it was basically abaseball card magazine, and you could look
up the cards, or there wasa magazine and then there was the book.
I can't recall, but you couldlook up the cards and see what
your card was worth, right,And I had cards that were worth hundreds
thousands of dollars, right, NolanRyan's and Ken Griffy junior rookie cards.
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And you know, I don't knowwhat any of this stuff is worth now.
But girl I was dating, wesplit up, and somehow she ended
up with my box of baseball cards. And over the years I'd be like,
I really need to get those backs. She's like, I don't worry.
They're in my basement. You know, well we'll figure it out.
One day, I'll mail them toyou or something. And I'm like,
you know what, yeah, noworries. Just hang on to them,
don't lose them. I said,who knows that those might put my kid
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through college one day, because Igot some good stuff in there. Finally,
about five or six years ago,I reached out to her and I
said, you know what, Icompletely spaced, but I should get those
baseball cards back from you. Thatbox of cards. She's like, sh
yeah, they're gone. I waswhat. She lost them in a move.
How long did she have them?Uh? She had them for years.
I dated her in the let's seenineteen, like, you know,
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ninety three, ninety four, andthen I so, yeah, so ninety
three ninety four, and then Ithink I reached out to her and you
know, like two thousand and four, two thousand and five, and was
like like ten years later, andwas like because we had always said they
kept in touch with her, andI'm so, I was like, I
want to get those baseball cards fromyou one day. Yeah, well,
so it'll be a reason to gettogether have lunch or what. You know.
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She lost them in a move.She's in Kentucky somewhere and she lost
them. All. Well, here'sanother question for you. Then, Yeah,
do you consider comic books a toy? No? But I didn't stick
comic books and the spokes on abike. I didn't build cardhouses with comic
books. It's a toy. It'slook, you want to know if it's
a toy, it's in the gottenDamn National Toy Hall of Fame. It's
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a toy if comic books are inthere. Cabbage Patch Kids debuted in nineteen
eighty two. They just got inductedinto the Toy Hall of Fame. Nerf,
Yes, don't know why Nerf wasnot already in the Toy Hall of
Fame. But Nerf is finally in. The four inch foam ball that was
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sold by Parker Brothers back in nineteenseventy and they built it as the world's
first official indoor ball. And thisone, I'm surprised was not in sooner
as well. And the bane ofevery parents' existence. If you ever had
a toddler, the Fisher Price cornpopper, Oh god, we're flipping annoying,
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and every kid had one. Everytoddler had one. They inducted it
as a bonus in honor of theHall of Fame's twenty fifth anniversary. It
was actually not even nominated. Itwas just kind of like us, They
slid it in and said, yeah, we should probably put this in.
There were a bunch of other finaliststhat didn't make it. The Kendall Teenage
Mutant Ninja Turtles. Doesn't mean theywon't make it eventually. I guess Battleship
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Bingo bop it, Slime Come on, Slime should absolutely be in there.
Connect four and another one that blowsme away. It's not in already,
the Little Tyke's Red Car, becausewhen I think of like Toddler's, it
was a Little Tyke's Red Car.And the corn Popper Helly comic books are
not in there. Yeah, see, there you go. But Masters the
Universe are yeah, and yeah theymade it last year, along with Light
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Bright and Spinning Tops. But let'sface it, anybody that has a kid
knows. And I did this evenknowing it because my daughter, you know,
I went through the same thing withher, and then with my son,
I did the exact same thing.Bought them all these toys, and
every Christmas they wanted this and that, and I'd buy them and this,
and then birthdays buying more toys,and you end up with a basement full
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of toys that they played with onetime, maybe twice, and they'd rather
play with sticks and dirt and cardboardboxes the boxes that the toys came,
yeah, pots and pants, andit's like, I'm glad I spend one
hundred bucks on that, and you'replaying with the box. That's my kid.
You know, it's just what kidsdo. You know, if trash
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can lid and a stick and yougo outside and you're Captain America. Yes,
you didn't need you didn't need allthe toys. We used to play
mud Man versus Waterman. That wasmy brother's in my game. So I
would cover myself in mud and hewould have the water hose and those are
our superpowers. Oh my god,And that's all I would do, throw
mud at him and he would sprayme. DoD Your mom do drugs when
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you were when she was pregnant.No, that actually, I mean,
that's that's the thing. That's whatkids did, right, you know,
whether it was Mudman and Waterman orwhether it was Cowboys and Indians or you
know, they don't need the toys. Be honestly, there were a waste
of money. They'll play with themone or two times. I but I
made a monstrous donation to like SalvationArmy or somebody when I decided one day
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to go down into the basement nowthat my my son is like fourteen,
and cleaned out all the old toys, all of them, and donated them.
Yeah some stuff, dude, likebrand new like I swear there was
some stuff that had not even beentaken out of the box that he got
one Christmas and just never opened.All right, let's give away some tickets
we have Brett Michaels. We're doinga five four three two one this week.
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You know that works Fifth Road today. By the time we get to
Friday, we are at first row. We're gonna do World's Easiest Trivia again
today. We did that last week. It is exactly that if you somehow
miss the answer to World's Easiest Trivia. Yeah, I still can't find the
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words to tell you how dom youwould have to be to miss World's Easiest
Trivia. So we'll take a caller, first caller through. We'll do it.
We'll do it easy. One eighthundred four nine three one double O
three. One eight hundred four ninethree one double O three. That's for
fifth row, Brett Michaels. Goodluck from Big one hundred Washington's Classic Rockets
Big one hundred five four three twoone on Brett Michael's tickets. So today
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Fifth Road tickets with World's Easiest Trivia. One eight hundred four nine three one
double oh three. We'll go tothe phones, Hi Big one hundred.
Who's this? How are you doingtoday, Frank? How are you this
morning? I'm doing well? Man. My wife would love these tickets,
would she? Is she a bigBrett Michaels fan. Yeah, she's huge.
Will. Here's the good news.It's world's easiest trivia, so it's
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kind of hard to lose, allright, and today is multiple choice,
so it's right, so it's reallyeasy. All right. We were just
talking about toys that made the uhToy Hall of Fame, which one of
the following did not make the ToyHall of Fame. Cabbage Patch kids,
nerf or dirt. Oh, I'mvery jealous, did not make the Hall
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of Fame. Very good man,You got it, Frank. We're gonna
set you up with Fifth Road ticketsfor the Brett Michael Show. All right,
Bud, appreciate that. Thank youvery much, you bet man.
Hold on it. We'll get y'allset up. Thank you. More of
those tickets tomorrow five four, threetwo one this week so tomorrow morning,
fourth Row tickets. Brett Michaels IonArena coming up in Leesburg this weekend.
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It's Washington's Classic Rock Big one hundred. Washington's Classic rock. It's big one
hundred the center field. It's JohnFogune, this big rock. Morning's Jackson
here and good morning to use sixfifty four. It's time for things.
I know that you don't that Ilearned the way into work this morning.
Yeah, Earth would have it exactlythirty minutes to prepare before a killer solar
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storm hits. We get a thirtyminute warning. You have to sit and
think about, well, thirty minutesworld dead, which would leave me time
for sex in like twenty nine minutesof Zeppelin four. How do you account
for that eight minutes of lag timebetween the light leaving the sun and I
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don't know that right. I thinkI think they calculate that in because thirty
minutes that's what you've got. Itwas on this day, two hundred and
thirty four years ago that Benjamin Franklinwrote, in this world nothing can be
said to be certain except death andtaxes. It's the anniversary of that canola
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oil. This is so funny becauseI just heard a guy talking about this
yesterday. Canola oil. Do youknow what that stands for? Canadian oil?
Low acid? Canola oil is madefrom the rape seed. Like they
could find a better name rape seed. I didn't realize that's what canola stood
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for, but Canadian oil low acid? Uh. And I heard somebody talking
about it. They were saying,basically, don't ever eat canola oil because
of what they have to do toit to get it towards like they bleach
it, deodorize it. Do alluse all sorts of chemicals on it to
make it edible. What's canola oilnormally used? Probably? What what kind
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of people use it in? Likein place of vegetable oil. It's like,
you know, you can fry init. You can, It's just
like vegetab oil. Does it cooksuper hot? I don't I think so?
I think so, But I hadno idea and I didn't know it
was made from something called the rapeseed. It is the Backstreet Boys.
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They were the rape Seed. Theywere actually named after an outdoor fleet market
in Orlando, Florida, called theBackstreet Market, and apparently teenagers would hang
out there in the eighties and nineties, so that's where they got their name
to Backstreet Boys. This is hilariousif you're a hockey fan. The Buffalo
Sabers drafted an imaginary Japanese guy inthe eleventh round of the nineteen seventy four
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NHL Draft Imaginary Japanese hockey. Theirgeneral manager was bored with how long the
draft was taking and invented a playerby the name of Tarot Tujhamoto as a
protest, and the NHL didn't evenrealize it was fake until the next year
when the guy didn't show up forcamp. The first assassination attempt on a
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president happened back in eighteen thirty five. A guy named Richard Lawrence tried to
shoot Andrew Jackson. You may haveheard about this. His gun jammed and
then Jackson beat the living crap outof him with his cane. Just gangster.
A gun jam and he clubbed himwith his cane. Emember when president's
used to have duels, Yeah yeah, yeah, slapped the other guy with
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a glove. I challenged to aduel. Finally the duels back. Charles
Darwin used to eat all of therare species he'd find because he wanted to
know what they tasted like. Yeah, he has sampled in his life.
He sampled puma, giant tortoise,iguana, armadillo, rat, and many
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more. Every time he discovered species. Kiss seems like I wonder what that
tastes like. I'm at the topof the food chain and you are not.
That's pretty much how it works.Yeah, and that's things I know
coming up after seven o'clock this morning. And of course we've got tickets to
give away for the Commander's Giants game. We're gonna do that all week,
New letter, brand new word thisweek, and we start with the first
letter at about seven thirty for thebig word of the week. And we're
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gonna have tickets to give away atthe end of the week for Kiss at
cfg Bank Arena, Baltimore. That'sa big thanks to Live Nation that shows
on the twenty ninth. All Right, Dennis Glasgow Sports London Fletcher on the
program to you know, rehash thatpain and misery that came late yesterday afternoon
with that Commander's loss against Seattle.So I'm trying not to think about it,
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and I keep reminding myself of it. It's painful. Oh. By
the way, that brick you throwout the TV I found it. Everyone
makes one. Now you can jumpon Amazon and just just put in brick
TV. And so I couldn't findwho the original manufacturer was that whoever was
made a lot of money because theycreated this like NERF type brick that you
could throw out your TV when youwere mad, and now there's a ton
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of companies do it. One iscalled the Bad Call brick. You can
find it. But think about thatfor a second. It's a foam.
It's a square piece of foam.It probably cost eight cents, and then
they sell them on Amazon for fourteenbucks. It's brilliant, brilliant. It
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is seven o'clock. It's Big onehundred. Good morning, Washington's Class Crock.
It's Big one hundred. There's therhythmics and sweet dreams, Big Rock
Mornings. Jackson here, seven thirteen. Good morning to you all week long.
We're gonna have tickets to give awayfor the Commander's Giants game. Don't
forget Tomorrow night we'll be out withcoach Ron Rivera at DC Prime Stakes and
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Lobsters be out there with Julie Donaldson. Talk to talk to the coach.
Unfortunately it's post loss against Seattle.We'll chat with London Fletcher coming up about
eight o'clock this morning about that.It was a painful game to watch last
night. Still recovering from it andbig word of the week. We're gonna
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have a new letter for you comingup at seven thirty this morning at the
end of the week that spells wordno, the word win tickets to see
Kiss at CFG Arena on the twentyninth of November. The Rock. I
had seen this floating around. Therewas a rumor that The Rock was going
to run for president. But itwas exactly that, just a rumor.
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I just kind of started floating aroundon the interwebs. What the run is
cooking a president's run? No,But he was approached, So there's some
legitimacy to this. You know.When I saw it, was like,
Yeah, wouldn't that be cool?Though, because you know, he's got
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like the largest social media following inthe world. I mean, he's bigger
than Taylor Swift on Instagram. He'sso good on Instagram, and he has
just always been good yoh yeah,and he's you know, he's a very
likable guy, very smart guy.Anyway, He says he was indeed approached
by several political parties in twenty twentytwo about the possibility of running for president
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in twenty four, but he says, my quote has never he said quote,
My goal has never been to bein politics. As a matter of
fact, he said, there's alot about politics. I hate, amen,
brother. There was a poll intwenty twenty one that said forty six
percent of you as adults would supportthe Rock if he ran for president.
After that pole, yeah, peoplecame out of the woodwork and started approaching
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him. I mean, that's apole just off the top of people's heads.
Would you vote for the Rock?And when almost half of them say
yes, that opens the floodgates.On Trevor Noah's podcast, the Rock said
political parties started courting him right afterthat survey. He did not name anyone,
but he said he said that bothparties came after him, and he
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said he was blown away by itand honored by it. But he says,
yeah, it's just not his cupof tea. I think he should.
Why not, man, I thinkhe should. I mean we've we've
clearly reached a day and age whereit doesn't matter what you do, you
can be in government, you know, I mean, why not why not
do it? I said, gofor it, but no, he says
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he's not going to do it.And he said as they all approached him,
they would constantly bring up the pollthat showed the forty six percent that
would vote for him, and theysaid the parties that approached him said they
did deep dive research beyond that andcould prove that he would be a very
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very popular choice and a real contender. There you go, but I don't
think i'd do it either. Manthe rocket. It's been proven. You
don't have to know anything about foreignpolicy. You don't have to know anything
else. For that matter. Thereare people in Congress that are I'm not
even you know what. Here's mygolden rule in life and especially on the
radio. There are two things.I don't talk about, politics or religion.
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That's how you get along with everyone. That's it. No religion,
no politics. I'll just leave itat any flipping moron in this day and
age can be in government, allright. One eight hundred and forty nine
three one double O three is thephone number. One eight hundred four nine
three one do O three. I'vegot tickets to give away for the Commander's
Giants game. That's a home gamethat's coming up this Sunday. One would
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think at home division game against theGiants that we will fare well. Fingers
crossed. I've got your tickets forthat game. Give a buzz. I'm
gonna make you beat me at rockpaper scissors. Yes, it's that simple.
Do you know how to play thegame? One two three shoot?
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Or maybe you go on three onetwo shoot? Either way, we'll make
the rules when you call in,and all you have to do is beat
me at a game of that andyou win. It is that simple.
One eight hundred four nine three onedouble oh three. Start calling now seven
to seventeen, Big one hundred,Good morning, Washington's Classic Rockets, Big
one hundred Guns and Roses. Allright, I've got tickets for the Commanders
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Giants game home game this weekend.One eight hundred and four nine three one,
double oh three. All you haveto do is beat me in a
game of radio rock paper scissors.Yeah, it's that easy. One eight
hundred four three one double o three, Hi, Big one hundred. Who's
this? Hi? This is Sam? Sam? How are you doing this
morning? I'm good? Do youknow how to play rock paper scissors?
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I do? Okay, So here'swhat we're gonna do. We're gonna go
on. We're gonna go technically onforce. We're gonna go one two three
shoot. All right, all right, you ready, okay, one two
three? Shoot? What do yougot? I got? Iata rock rock
beat scissors? Damn so close?Tray again, Big one hundred? Hello,
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Hey, Hey, who's this Joe? Do you know how to play
rock paper scissors? Alright? Ready? Yeah? One? Yeah, two
three? Shoot? What do yougot? You got scissors? I got
rock rock beat scissors. Tray again? Hi, Big one hundred. Who's
this, Donna? How are youthis morning? Good? How are you
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good? Do you know how toplay rock paper scissors? I think I
do? Okay? One two three? Shoot? What do you got paper
paper? I got scissors, scissors, cuts paper? Try again? Hi,
Big one hundred, Hello, Hi, who's this? All right,
April? We're gonna play rock paperscissors? You know how to play?
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Right? Oh my gosh if Ido? Okay? All right now,
I want you to think about thishard as we play. Okay, okay,
all right? One two three shoot? What do you got the rock?
You got rock? Ah? Igot paper paper covers rock. See.
He goes down in flames. Tryagain, and my search continues for
the smartest listener this morning. It'sone eight hundred four nine three one double
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o three rock paper scissors? Yourshot at tickets to see the Commander's Giants
coming up this weekend from Big onehundred, Keep them coming. Washington's Class
Crocks is the Big one hundred.There's Tom Petty Refugee. One eight hundred
four nine three one double o three. All you gotta do is beat me
a rock paper scissors and I'll giveyou a pair of tickets for the Commander
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Giants game coming up this weekend.Oh ps, we're gonna have those to
give away all week long. Soif you don't want them today, uh,
several chances throughout the week to winthem. One hundred and four nine
three one double three. Hello,Big one hundred. Hey, who's this
Bob? Bob? Do you knowhow to play rock paper scissors? Absolutely?
All right, Bob, we're gonnago on four ready, so we're
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gonna go one two three shoot?Okay, all right, one one two
three shoot? What do you got? What do you got? I got
scissors? Ah? Thanks, Bob, try again. Damn it were ceases
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to amazement me, really to behonest with you. On nine three one
double o three. You got thosetickets for perhaps, But right now,
let's talk about winning a pair oftickets to see Kiss and Baltimore on the
twenty ninth. We're gonna give awaykiss tickets at the end of this week
with the Big of the Week.We give you a letter each and every
day at about this time at theend of the week, it spells a
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word. It's the big weed bigword of the week. There you go,
I can I can see it.A big word of the week,
and at the end of the week, if you know the words, you
win the prize. So today's letter, let's do it. The big word
of the week on Big one hundredtwo days. Letter is the letter T
is in tom the letter T letterT all right, keep track of it.
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We'll give you another one tomorrow atabout seven thirty. It'll be your
chance to win those kiss tickets atthe end of the week. The great
thing about the first day of theweek is it doesn't matter if I can
create a word that starts with theletter T, because oftentimes half week through
the week, I'm like crap,I think I forgot the word. To
figure out what I did, letterT all right, And you can keep
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those calls coming on the Commander's GiantsTickets Rock Paper Scissors at one hundred four
three one double oh three quick break. We're back to it in just a
few seven thirty six. Good morning, Washington's Classic Rock Big one hundred,
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this weekend. Here's David Bowie Brown. All right, Jackson, we're waiting
on you. Oh you just wantme to jump on the air right here,
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right now. It's a big onehundred Washington's classic rock we have.
I'm confused by the time because Ithought we're gonna have London Fletcher coming on,
coming up in a few minutes.We have them Monday, just after
eight after eight o'clock. All right, well seven fifty five now, so
you're running late over there? Yes, what are you doing? All on
me? It is all on you. I don't control anything. I'm sitting
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over here in the corner drinking coffeeand daydreaming and daydreaming about kicking people's asses
and rock paper scissors. We aregoing to have another pair of tickets to
get I can't. Sometimes it blowsme away how long it takes people to
catch on the thing with the rockfaper scissors is. I won't be able
to play that for quite some timenow, because as soon as you guys
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figure it out, it's too easy. It's one of those things you can
just pull out every once in ablue moon and uh and play. But
now you guys know the trick.Ask me what I have. It's that
simple. But I love the people. It's like one two three, shoot,
and they're like, I got wrong, No, dude, We're gonna
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have some more tickets to give awayfrom Commanders Giants tomorrow. That game is
coming up this weekend, and Iwill have those all week long. We're
doing five four three two one onthe Brett Michael's tickets, So tomorrow's gonna
be fourth row, and then bythe time we get to Friday, we've
got front row tickets to give away. That's like up close enough where you're
getting like saliva and sweat and allthat Brett on you. Maybe maybe all
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that Brett maybe catching this band.I don't know. You never know,
but if you're a fan, that'spretty cool. So five four three two
one this week all right. Therewas an airline in China. I read
about this this morning. I thoughtit was hilarious because they're actually going to
honor the tickets and I'm going,come on, Delta, come on,
American, somebody here do this.There was a two hour glitch in their
system when people were buying airline tickets, and they sold plane tickets for a
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dollar thirty seven each, the mostexpensive four dollars they've decided to eat the
cost and honor all the tickets theysold over the course of a couple hours.
They put out a statement sand theyare all valid. An airline in
China, they're called China Southern,had to scramble after they had a glitch
in their system and sold tickets fora couple hours for anywhere from a dollar
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thirty seven to four dollars, andtons of people scooped them up because words
spread quickly. I just bought aticket to you know, Saudi Arabia for
four dollars. The same thing happened. I guess it's happened before. It
happened to an airline in Japan backin April. All of those tickets were
immediately canceled. They were like,no, that was a glitch, and
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no, there's not valid. Sono word on why they decided to honor
them all, but they're going tohonor them all and again put out of
statements that they're all valid and passengerscan use them as they normally would.
Just check in on American airlines everyday and hope for a glitch one of
these days. I guess all right, we've got London Fletcher coming up.
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Dennis Glaskow Sports on tapping about eightfifty this morning, eight thirty Florida man
is coming in and I believe westill have another week of cash on command,
so that's going to be one thousandbucks. Your chance to win that
just the right side of nine o'clockthis morning. In the nine o'clock hour,
Jackson's Echo and more, seven tofifty seven, It's big one hundred.
Good morning, Washington's Classic Rock.It's big one hundred. There's edge
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of seventeen Stevie Nicks and tough losslast night, tough loss on the line
to talk about the game last nightto mister London, Fletcher London, welcome
to the program. Hey, thanksfor having me. Yeah, it's always
a pleasure to speak with you.But a tough morning that was. That
was a tough loss. Yeah,they all are. But you know,
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last night, you thought we weregonna be able to pull that one out,
especially at the may Sam made thatamazing throw to Bean mcbrown and we
were able to kind of game andto have it kind of fall right through
our fingertips with the last fifty twosteconds of that ball game. Just a
gut Richie Love. Yeah, it'sit was. You know, it's one
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of those things. I woke upthis morning, I was like, man,
that that should have been a gamewhere guys were celebrating and they were
passing out game balls in the lockerroom. I mean, they played,
they played their asses off, andSam Howe delivered in you know, a
few different high pressure situations. Sothose are the worst. Guy, It's
just the worst kind of losses becauseI thought they played well. Let me
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ask you, though, what doyou think of the annual Forbes ejection right
at the beginning of the game.I disagree, but I'd love to get
your thoughts. Yeah, I thoughtI thought it was a terrible ejection.
Yeah, definitely a penalty should havebeen thrown and and that was it.
I didn't think it was warranted enoughor an egregious enough, I should say,
to warn him being ejected from theball game. I'm seen worst hits
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in ball games where guys weren't ejected, and I was surprised that they ejected.
I mean, you know, yousee the replay and you see the
helmet the helmet contact, so obviouslya penalty. But when they when they
chimed in and ejected him, Iwas I was an utter disbelief. Yeah,
and it Uh. I was shockedas well because I watched it.
You know, I just kept hittingrewind and watching it over and over again
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again. Like you said, Iget the penalty and the you know,
it's helmet's helmet contact, and butto me, it doesn't look like he
targeted him. It looks like hedropped his shoulder and it was you know,
let's face it, you're not goingto be able to pull up on
plays like that. It's our lastsecond. Yeah, the bang it was
a bang bank play. I cango in there with the intention to hit
you on your chest and you know, a legal tackle, and if you
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see me and you get lower andI hit you now in your your helmet,
I'm going to get penalized. Butshould it be where I'm penalized and
ejected from the ball game? Andthat's where the problem lies when you when
you start this targeted and ejected playersfor these types of hits. Yeah.
Yeah, and look, I getwhat they're trying to make the game safer,
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but I was taking a friend lastnight it was like it would give
it ten years, we're going tobe playing flag out here. Well,
I mean, you had to makethe game safer to your point, and
I'm all for a player safety andand the game safer being safer because there
wasn't a tackle on football a fewyears ago. But there is an element
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of tackling and hard hitting that happens, and you can't regulate everything. You
can't regulate all of the hitting outof football, right right, So let
me ask you about that. Idon't think these are but I don't know.
You would know better than I.I don't think these are design plays,
but there were a couple of times. Matter of fact, they looks
like they hit the same place twiceto be Rob where Sam is rolling out
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and as soon as that defender bitesand and comes in on him, he
just throws it behind him. Andtwice he hit be Rob on the sidelines.
Is that a design player? Isthat them improvised? No? No,
no, those are the improvised provplays. He was, you know,
out of the pocket extending plays.And what he did, what I
liked about it. He didn't justhe got out of pocket and he kept
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his eyes down the field, andthat puts the bond into the defense.
And when they committed to try tocome up here, come up and try
to get to him. He wasable to find Rob twice and you know
that first one with the side ondelivery, What an amazing throw and and
you see the arm talent that hehas. And from there b was he
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was off to the races. Man, he was moving. But you know,
you'd like to see that by bybecause he has that ability to get
outside the pocket, extend plays andreally put the defense in the bund where
you don't know if he's gonna runand or or keep the ball or throw
the football down the field. Butthat's a that's a unique characteristic ability that
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he has. Yeah, I loveit, like because I just feel like
he times it perfectly as soon asthat defender bites as soon as he you
know, and he just dumps itover the top. And when he when
he hit that little side arm throwto b Rob last night, I was
like jumping up and down, justlike, Yes, it's like backyard football,
man, right exactly. I don'tknow if you saw this, but
uh trest Way deserves a raise,man, I don't know if you saw
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he He saved a couple bad snapson some some field goals. Did you
see those? Yeah, we wesaw those I mean, you know,
we we see those, and that'sthat's what makes trust uh great, you
know, not just as a asa punter, but also being able to
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make those uh those catches and getthe snap down and and and hold those
uh those field go and extra pointattests when when things aren't perfect. Yeah,
yeah, when when he had theone that it came in low and
he pinned it to the ground,still got it up, still got the
lacest spun around, And I'm like, wow, that's just amazing. So
what do you have to You haveto be able to to slow your heartbeat
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down? And he has that ability, right right, So uh what do
you think the Keys through the Giantsat home this week? In our man?
You know it's uh, I'm soI'm still getting over this game against
the Man. Yeah, I knowwe got to turn the page, but
that that was the thing still.But you know, as you as you
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look at the Giants, they've they'vehad think they're on their they're on their
third quarterback now with Tommy DeVito,who's who's playing now for them, And
I know they had a tough lossagainst the Dallas Cowboys, got got you
know, flown out by them.The Giants, they always play is tough,
and we can't we can't just assumebecause they're kind of going through their
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problems that they're gonna come in hereand lie down against us. We know
that that week Martin Deale defense isstill there and they're gonna they're gonna dial
up pressures. Now, we're muchbetter offensive line that we were the first
time we played the Giants, andsamis he's better and and you know,
as the offense, we're better ingeneral, but that still won't stop them
from dolling up presses and see seeif they can dollar some some some sacks
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and things like that. But we'regonna have to be able to beat there.
They've beat their press man and mancoverage and and things like that.
But defensively, we have to wehave to play better football, you know,
just uh, not just only againstthe Giants, but from for the
rest of the season, and we'regonna have a chance to make make a
make a run and get into theplayoffs. Yeah, and look the upside
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here is, you know, alwaystrying to look at the positives. I
mean, that was that was painfullast night. But to come that close
into play so well and to justkind of have a slip out of your
fingers in the last minute of thegame. But the upside here, Sam
hell looks better and better every week. I mean, the guy is on
and you know, this is abetter football team than it was a month
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ago. So the improvement is there. Yeah, I absolutely agree with that.
You know, you just where he'sbeen, where how he's grown at
the beginning of the season, orfrom the beginning of the season to where
he's at now. You can seehim getting the ball out of his hands
a lot quicker, making quish decisionsand not just throwing the football, but
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also, hey, getting out thepocket takes my time making the throws that
he made yesterday. And also,hey, there may be some situations where
I got to tuck and run.Now I would like to see him on
that design zone read and where hekept him slide once he got the first
down and you know, don't takethat hit and then obviously ended up fumbling.
But once once you've done done yourjob, you've got all you can
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get. Sam, don't take thosehits right right, And you know it's
funny, I said the same thing. I was just like, just slide.
But you know, he's you know, he's like he's fighting for yards.
Man. He's like, well,he's a he's a Santana Santana and
myself Santana Mansa and I. Wehad him a players Club our Players Club
podcast just this past weekend and youcheck that out on the Commander's YouTube channel.
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And we talked to Sam about ifhe played other positions in high school
and he mentioned he played defense aswell. He played linebacker, he played
safety and you know, part ofpart of his makeup, he liked to
mix it up. So you cansee that when he when he that mentality
when he's out there run the footballand you know it's it paid awful in
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the run against the Patriots, butyou know yesterday they were able to rip
the ball out of away from them. So there's a there's a fine line
between norm when to you know,kind of do you know, try to
take on defenders and when when togo down and protect yourself and live to
fight a let it down. Yeah, absolutely, Well London, always a
pleasure man. Thanks for taking thetime to talk to us this morning,
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and uh, we'll see you thisweekend at the game. All right,
all right, thanks a lot,all right, thanks London Fletcher on Big
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Eight thirty three. Good morning timefor Florida Man. Florida Man. I've
noticed that when you research Florida Man'sstories, they often just give you the
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headline and the I guess the mostobscene part of the story, and then
you want to read more, andthere's never any more. You're like,
well, what happened? I wasreading? There's two of them this morning.
There's a guy that went to hisnephew's baseball game didn't like a call.
He's twenty two years old. Wentto his nephew's baseball game, Babe
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Ruth, little league field, didnot like the call, so after the
game he basically stalked the umpire andfound him by the restrooms, complained about
the call, and they punched himin the face, busted his lip and
broke a tooth. He was arrestedright and I want to know more about
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this one. Here, a Floridaman tells police after being pulled over that
the bag of cocaine they found himwith must have blown in from the wind.
I mean, I've heard a lotof great excuses, but that might
take the cake. He was takenin for a possession of drug paraphernalia and
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drugs, but the wind blew it. Arrested, but he's his defense was
that the wind must have blown itinto his car as he was attempting to
discard something else out the passenger window. So while he was attempting to litter,
he said, the cocaine must haveblown in. He didn't have an
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explanation for the open canna, budweiseror the pipe that was found in his
car. He's been arrested. That'syour Florida man. At eight thirty five
on a Monday morning, Dennis Glasgowsports on tap coming up close to nine,
doing about ten to nine this morning, cash on command just after nine
o'clock and Jack said, echo comingaway in the nine o'clock and of course
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we go commercial free and just abit here it is Big one hundred.
This is Big Rock in the morningwith Jackson on Washington's classic Rock, Big
one hundred. Washington, He's classicrock, Big one hundred. See,
he gives you the favor of tellingyou when we're going on the air to
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see that. He said, herewe go, nice, here we go.
I'll be over here reading the reading, reading something to talk about.
I was waiting for you. He'slike, sitting over there, what were
you? I heard it? Iwas. I was looking at something we
were going to talk about, expectfrom this program. So christ I'm just
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sitting back in the corner waiting,Yeah, my coffee. Yeah, I
was. I was actually like,I can't even remember what we talked about,
but I was. I was lookingat that, and I was going,
oh cool, I'll talk about this. And he's like, hey,
we're on crash. I like that. So Dennis comes in talking about Taylor
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Swift this morning, because you know, why not? Why not? Traps
as Kelsey Buenos aras Man Karma isat the video that was rolling around her
running into his arms. Yeah,well she changed the lyrics of a song.
Yeah, and the camera's on forthat. I think he was with
his dad. Yeah, I don'tthink I saw the video for that.
That That was cool. And thenand then after the concert was over,
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she ran into his arms in abig giant smooch for everybody to see.
They are in love, folks.Ninety percent of Americans want less Taylor with
their football. Taylor Swift kicked offthe international leg of her Arrows tour in
Argentina yesterday, and NFL fans wouldbe happy if she just stayed there.
Going to a recent survey, theypulled sixteen thousand Americans and eighty nine point
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three percent of Americans would like tosee less of Taylor Swift in their football
coverage. All right, and I'lltell you who wasn't pulled. Was the
Swifties their mind, that merch,their watch. Look, hey that's rocking
my shirt on Friday. They're gonnadisagree. But of those haters, there's
a gender has nothing to do withit. Ninety percent of the close to
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ninety percent of the people in thatsurvey were men and eighty eight point nine
percent were women, saying they wantright. Well, here's why I say
to all of them, make anall pound sand. They're they're a couple,
they're in love. Yeah, butwe don't need to hear about it
every flipping football game. I'm verycomfortable, and then you got a crush
on Taylor. What it is?Uh No, I'm not a Swift ye,
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but I just I like it.I just think it's fun and that
it upsets you and gets the allroun it's even better. I'm tired of
seeing it, like when you're watchinga game and they're like, why did
you grow up? Kills some stats? It's gonna last forever. Here's here's
how he does when she's in ayou know, at a game. Here's
how he does when she's not.Clearly he plays better when she's there.
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Shut up, I love let himplay football. Bring it on. Hey
finds out that all of the TaylorSwift songs are about Dave Oh yeah right
yeah, and one day they're gonnabe about him, So she dumps him.
Hey, hey, hey, thismight last, you think? So
I do you want to put somemoney on it? Sure? We could
do that, all right. Iwonder what DraftKings has on this. Let's
make a bet that would be funbecause how long the last? Yeah?
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I think she's gonna dump him.Well, I will tell you this.
When it first happened, the bullpenpoop poo did I was the only one
that thought it was real, soI called that and now people are starting
to come around. But people sayit's gonna last a year. But let's
let's just enjoy it in the moment. Let's see how long it's taken a
Yeah. Look, I didn't thinkingit's gonna last a whole year, Like
seriously, I do. Those aresome optimistic people. I did enjoy it
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for a short time. I waslike, oh, this is cool,
and now I'm tired of it.At the end of the season. By
the end of the season, it'sgonna be done. She's changing lyrics,
folks, She's gonna be the endof the season, it'll be a few
songs written about him. I guaranteeit. How how painful was that?
Dude? That was terrible? Andyou know why it was so terrible because
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Sam Howe looked great deliver yeah,and high pressure situations and he has been
he has been a team played well. I know you know this watching football,
you and crash or football fans.But for the people don't watch regularly
football specifically NFL actually comes down tofour or five plays during game and that
is it, especially in close games. Yep, you look at the miss
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extra point. You look at theCrowder drop late in the game. You
look at a pass in appearance,a fumble Sam, a fumble by Sam,
and then explosive plays in the lastminute of the game by DK Metcalf
And that's what happens, folks.And sometimes just four or five plays can
change everything. And that should havebeen a done deal for the Commanders.
How through the most incredible pass aroundthree Seahawks to his old teammate from Carolina
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and Brown. That was unreal,and he's shown that he can in the
high pressure situations play QB in theNFL. Oh yeah, But unfortunately those
four or five plays, including thelast fifty seconds of the game and then
defense letting us down, were akiller. It was It was a game.
They were up by fourteen. Theyshould have won it. They could
have won it. But that's whyyou're either an average team in the NFL
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or you're one of the better earleague teams in the NFL. It was
a heartbreaker. It was a heartbreakwhen he when he when they scored,
you know, you were like,yes, what's going to overtime? You
and I talked about this. Thatwas must win for a lot of reasons.
To get back to five hundred.It was an NFC, it was
an NFC battle, so that thatwould have been good for a tiebreaker for
the postseason. But that was justa rough loss, rough loss. Yeah,
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that one hurt one. And nowwe got the Giants coming up,
and so far this season we've beenplaying to the kind of talent we're up
against, and they're bad right now. And that's a home game, one
o'clock kickoff. You're in big onehundred. But I'll tell you what,
I just don't know anymore, andI wonder and we'll find out, and
you'll be at overtime tomorrow night atUH at DC Prime Stakes and UH and
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seafood orbs and lobsters. It dependson what day is on the SEO UH
to where he he is at witheverything right now. But he can't be
in a good mood right now becausethat was a winnable game. They should
have won it and they didn't winit. And we're getting real close to
the end of having any chance ofthe postseason. They're gonna have to win
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out now. Yeah, I thinkthat's the big games. I mean Miami,
and there's a lot of big gamescoming up. I mean Dallas,
and six. Well they're gonna haveto You probably usually have to win ten
games to get into the postseason games. We only have four wins then left
seven games left? Is that right? So doing the math here, But
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look at who they're playing, Dallas, some real tough games. But it
is a shame. But you knowwhat, listen, I will tell you
this, The future looks bright withSam Hallen. Oh it does. It
absolutely does. And they have somegreat weapons. And by the way,
I want to say one other things. You know, sometimes the running backs
and the old line have not steppedup this season. Both did yesterday.
B Rob and Gibson were finn freafantastic yesterday and that Oline did their job.
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It was it's a better team thanyou saw play a month ago.
Well you were talking about that,and you're absolutely right. It's a much
better team, much better team.But the defense all season has been our
achilles heel all season. Yeah,which sucks because at the beginning of the
season I was like, oh,we're gonna have this killer defense. They
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were top five last year. Butsomething went right and I have no idea
what it is. Because they've addedgood players. You gotta wonder what would
have how Forbes would have played.And I was really bummed to see him
get ejected because he was coming offsuch a great week. Uh, and
it was really going to be,you know it covering Metcalf and Lockett,
that was going to be a game, and I wasn't really excited they needed
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and you and I were texting witheach other. Was that an ejectable?
Probably not. I will say thisabout the NFL. They suck. This
is the the issue they should havenever Still hypothetical, if Lockett were to
be out of that game with aconcussion, there's no unit of damage for
that person that hit him and gotthe fifteen yard penalty. So the NFL
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is gonna have to work that outthat if a player maybe is out the
rest of the game, does thatother player get ejected then, don't you?
I think it's pretty obvious when youIt looked to me like he was
coming in for the hit. Hetried to lower his shoulder and look if
the guy's higher than him, he'sthey made helmet. I get the penalty,
right, I get the penalty,But he's coming in full speed.
You're not pulling up off that hit. You're not going to be able to
pull off of it. It's likeyou know sometimes when they get the rough
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in the quarterback, you know,when they come in full speed and it's
like, well, what did youexpect him to just hit the brakes and
stop instant? Right about that?The only thing I will say about that
is that he appeared. There wasan appearance of launching and helmet first and
see it. You told me thatlast night, and I didn't see it.
I don't. I still don't.I mean, see, we're seeing
it a little bit differently. Yeah, so I don't. No, I
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don't think it was. But theboy Locke it got rocked. Yeah,
that was a brutal hit. Thatwas a great hit. Yeah, But
but it did hurt them not tohave Forbes because he'd been playing better football
since his Ben Jamien came back inthe game. Man, it would have
been different. And I just talkedto him last week and I was really
really looking forward to see him,you know, play against two really good
receivers and see him have another goodweek. So I was really bummed when
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he when he got No, itwas too bad. I tell you what.
It was a really entertaining football game. They shouldn't want it. It's
a real shame and now we haveto see where they go from here.
But they just have to win versusthe Giants and keep on winning as best
they can the rest of the season. Or that is that? Yeah,
yeah, hey, we'll talk aboutthis tomorrow. But do you have a
shovel buddy? You know what ashovel buddy is? I do not.
(56:30):
What is that? What a shovelbuddy is? No, that's the guy
that goes, like, when youdie, he's going to go take care
of all the things that you don'twant people to see. Oh, shovel
buddy. Yeah, I don't havethat. Now you need one of those?
I do. There was a storyin the news, and I just
we'll talk about it tomorrow. Ijust would love. Do you have a
shovel buddy? I don't. Yeah, hey, you guys not have shovel
buddies. I don't know, butI'm going to hit the internet right after
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this and check it out. Ohmy god, dude, Like you know,
when you die, it's like that'sthe guy that clears your browser history.
Okay, throws this DVD's away.I'm not already doing that on my
own no, because like, look, it's like life you know, I
could trip and fall and hit myhead and die today, right, and
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then who's gonna who's gonna clear mybrowser? Yeah? What are you?
What do you care? What thatshovel? Buddy? Well, that's that's
what I wanted to talk about becausebecause uh yeah, well because like I've
often thought about it, and yougo, well, what do I care?
I'm dead? Yeah? What doI care? What anybody thinks I'm
dead? Then you start to think, well, would you want your family
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to think a certain way about youand you to be misunderstood? Maybe it's
something they didn't understand scar them,right, Yeah, more or less?
Yeah, you need a shovel,buddy. Well it's another piece to the
Jackson puzzle we're finding out about.So if you guys need help, just
let me, all right. AllI need is like your combinations and your
keys. You kick it all.Yeah, you kick it all. Come
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take everything bad out of there,don't worry, right, all right?
All right, guys, than frighthanging there, misery Monday. Yeah,
thank you. Cash on command comingup just after nine o'clock. Sit tight
for that. Plus Jackson decho inthe nine o'clock hour, and we're about
to kick into a commercial free classicrock I'm Big one hundred