BIG Rock Mornings - 11-15-23

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It's Washington's Classic Rock Big one hundredand six oh eights Big Rock Mornings.

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Jackson Hearing, Good morning. We'reabout a week out from Thanksgiving holiday.
Huh turkey. I don't like turkey. I think I just like the I'm
off, I don't like the turkey. To be honest with you, what
is your favorite part of the ThanksgivingMe? All the traditional meal, the
part off. Honestly, man,I'm not a huge fan of Thanksgiving food.

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I can't. I do like leftovers, like I like making a turkey
sandwich the next day, But asfar as like all the food, I'm
always that's all right. I mean, I'd rather like cook a honey baked
ham or something seriously than a turkey. But you know it's the family.
The time off and the booze,the boot. So the answer is the

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booze. Yes, the booze.That's my favorite part of Thanksgiving and football.
I mean booze and football and eatingand sleeping. By the way,
they're saying travel this year is goingto be the worst it's been in decades.
I don't know how they predict thesethings other than looking at like flights

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that have already been sold, priceof gas. You know, they take
all these things into consideration when theydetermine how busy holiday travel it's going to
be. But they say this one'sgoing to be nasty and is that busy
both planes and apparently they've already brokenrecords on the flights, and they say
the roads are just going to beridiculous. And they were looking at like

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best times to drive. It waslike, uh, yeah, leave yesterday
if you otherwise. No, theydo say if you leave that Tuesday,
Wednesday, Thursday are going to beawful. Yeah as always, Yeah,
it'll start could starters early as Monday, but Tuesday, Tuesday, Wednesday are

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going to be really bad. Andthen Sunday, which is the day everybody
goes. I don'm not worried aboutSunday Sundays are nasty coming back when people
are driving back from family and friends. I like how when they're doing those
predictions, they're like, you shouldleave this Friday. That way you miss
the traffics, Like, yeah,where do you work, do you have
a job? What world are youin? They do say, if you

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want to beat traffic, the bestway to do it is drive before eight
a m. On any of thosedays. And see, that's not gonna
happen, because you know what's goingto happen is We're going to finish the
show on Wednesday. Then I'm goingto do all the post show stuff.
Yeah, and my plan is toget out of here right at ten,
but that's not going to happen.I'm probably going to leave the station round
two then get on the road rightwith all the traffic, You're screwed.

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But the thing is, I'm whattook me last year. What took so
long was getting out of the city. Like once I got out of DC,
yeah I was okay, you knowafter after a few miles, sure,
but it took hours to get out. Yeah, I uh head north
to Philadelphia and there's no easy waybecause you deal with all the DC traffic.

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Then you deal with all the trafficsurrounding Baltimore and then all the traffic
surrounding Philadelphia, so you go throughlike three major metros in one three hour
drive, I forget about Baltimore.Yeah yeah, well, you know it
backs up on both sides of Baltimoreto depending on the time of day.
And yeah, I mean my plansto try to get out here Wednesday right
after the show and just accept thefact that I'm probably gonna you know,

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it's gonna take twice as long.But then Sunday I am gonna try to
come back like five in the morning. Yeah, I'm not waiting till afternoon.
That's that's terrible. You do thaton a regular weekday, it can
be bad as you get all thepeople that have gone out of town for
the weekend and are returning. Inever really understood, I mean, that's
my assumption. I never understood thetraffic on Sunday afternoons, Like I've I've

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gone to Philly and come back,and if I wait till after ten am,
I'm gonna sit in traffic. Sundayafternoons are brutal. The worst traffic
coming back. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure, all right,
so we uh have some good stufffor you today, including third road
tickets for Brett Michaels on the nineteenthto November, more tickets for the Commander's

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Giants game, and a chat withthe last night at overtime with coach Rohriver,
myself and Julie Donaldson. He's uh, he's beat up, man.
He's he was coming off that timechange. Their flight back from Seattle was
delayed. I don't think they gotinto like five thirty in the morning.
He slept like two hours, wentto work all day and then came to

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the thing last night. You usedto tell her time. Think he'd take
his headphones off during commercial breaks andhe's just like, ah, like you
need to just get you don't needto talk to us, go home and
sleep, man. But it gotpretty good chat with him last night about
upcoming week and you know, allthings Commanders, which has been some ups

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and downs. It's been a rollercoaster. Rag. We have your big
word of the week and I'm gonnagive you a new letter at seven thirty
that's gonna be your chance to winkiss tickets at the end of this week.
In Zach Selby from Commanders dot Comgonna be on the program a little
bit later this morning. Right stickaround at six thirteen, Big one hundred,
Good Morning, Rock Rock, Goodmorning with Jackson on Washington's Classic Rock,

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Big one hundred, Washington's Classic Rock. It's a Big one hundred.
It's six twenty nine. Don't fearthe Reaper, Little Blue Ayster cult for
you. After we talked about quicksandyesterday, of course I went down the
rabbit hole reading about quicksand I foundthis story about a guy. This is
uh kind of scary. He thisis in Zion National Park. I've been

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to Zion several times too. Ihad no idea there was quicksand anywhere there.
But is that utah yeah, uhhuh and uh. This guy was
out hiking with his girlfriend. Hegot stuck in some quicksand actually it looks
like she started to get stuck andhe went to help her, and by
helping her, he fell in.And he said it just felt like this

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fierce suction kind of pulling him in. And he's like the only way he
could describe it is like sta pinand concrete that immediately dries, like you're
just immobilized. It looks like hewas stuck up to It started with one
leg and up to his knee,and then it eventually looks like he was
stuck up to his waist. Girlfriendcouldn't get him out, so that she
did the only thing she could do, which was go look for help.

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So she hiked about three hours beforeshe could get a cell phone's signal,
then called nine one one, Butthen it took park rangers several more hours
to find him get to him,and then it took them two hours of
work just to get him out ofthere, which blows me away. Problem

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is, like we talked about yesterday, he was exposed for all that time,
so we had hypothermia, it waschilly outside, and he had been
stuck in quicksand up to his waistuntil I guess we're close to twelve hours
hours to get him out. Yeah, I was hoping they'd go a little
further into that. Maybe it wasjust because the rescuers just got there as

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quick as possible and didn't have anysort of equipment. I don't know it.
It doesn't seem like it would takethem that long to pull them out.
So what about it holds you down. It's just like he said,
it's like concrete immediately drying, drying. It's the perfect mixture of like mud,
sand and water that just turns intothis really really thick you know,

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almost like concrete mix, but eventhicker. Right, So it's just enough
for you to sink into, butit's so thick that you can't pull yourself
out. Have you ever buried yourselfin sand? You go to the beach,
right, you bury yourself in enoughsand you can't get out, right,
And you hear about those Actually it'stragic, but it happens, and

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it happens at least once a year, those kids that go to the beach
and they dig giant holes in thebeach, which is super dangerous, right,
Like I'm talking. They're digging downto where you know the hole is
there, it's above their head rightright, yeah, And because it's sand,
there's a big risk of it collapsing. And that's happened to kids where

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they've been digging and it collapses andburies them and they can't get out.
It was terrible way to go.It's god awful way to go. Read
a story a couple of years agoabout uh, I just think I read
I think I saw it on TVbecause I remember them meeting. It was
a lifeguard and I think at thetime the lifeguard was like sixteen, and

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that happened to a kid who wasprobably like eight or nine. And it
was the lifeguard who saw it happen, saw the sand collapse around him,
and dug them out. And whenthey dug them out, they had to
give him CPR. But it basicallythe lifeguard saved this kid's life and the
whole You know, it's one ofthose feel good stories where they're like in
their fifties now and they, youknow, reunite. Thank you, I

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wouldn't be here without you. Yeah, that's frightening stuff. So imagine that.
It's like, look, if youcan bury yourself, you know,
up to your chest and sand andcan't move, imagine quicksand's even worse.
It's frightening that takes you like itjust it sucks you down. Yeah.
But the reason it came up iswe were talking yesterday in things. I

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know, you cannot actually go allthe way under in quicksand because of the
way the amount of water and thehuman body versus the composition of quicksand,
you can get stuck in it andyou can sink out about waste or chest
high. But you won't actually goall the way under. It's not like
in the movies where they would justdisappear and all you'd see is like the
hand, just the hand going underand the fingers and then they were gone.

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I found a picture of that righthere, it's on the internet.
That's got to be true. Myhand take it up, yeah, because
that's how the way it was inthe movies. But apparently that can't happen.
The biggest risk you have is exposure. But there's a picture, make
sure of it on the internet.Well, there's a lot of things on
the internet. I saw a picture. Never mind, that would have been

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really bad thing. I was aboutto say, I'm I'm not gonna say
it. Hey, I've got ticketsto give away third row for Brett Michaels
and that is the nineteenth I wasjust trying to think of how to give
these way. You know what,I'm gonna do. This thing called reverse
request one eight hundred four nine threeone double oh three. Everyone calls us

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for songs. Everybody calls us torequest a song. I want to request
a song, and all you haveto do is be the first person to
play it. For me, sobust out that iTunes, bust out that
Spotify and get on the phones.One eight hundred four nine three one double
o three. I want to hearSonny and Shares, I got you babe,
trying to think of I'm just completelyrandom. First person to play me

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Sonny and Shares, I got youbabe over the phone. I'll give you
third road tickets to see Brett Michaels. It's six thirty five, it's Big
one hundred. Good Morning Washington's ClassicRockets, Big one hundred, Sonny and
Shares, I Got you babe.That's the song I want to hear.
For reverse request and third row BrettMichaels tickets, We'll go to the phones.

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Hi, big one hunter. Who'sthis Brenden from Glenwood dying to go
see Brett Michael. Yeah, wellyou may score yourself third row tickets.
I'm gonna guess you will, becausein this day and age, it's pretty
easy to find a song play me, Sonny and Shares, I Got you
babe. That Okay, that's plenty, That's that's plenty, no more,

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no more. In the like Isaid, in this day and age,
it's a super easy contest. Iused to play this like, you know,
fifteen years ago, and base ifyou didn't have the song in your
collection, it was you know,it wasn't gonna happen. So we get
people to pull it out of there. But now where'd you find it on
Spotify iTunes? We're at YouTube schoolYouTube right on? All right, buddy,

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Well you are going to see BrettMichaels and you're going to be in
the third row. Yeah, ain'tnothing but a good time there you go.
All right, hold on, man, we'll get you all set up.
I thank you you bet Washington's ClassicRockets, Big one hundred things.
I know that you don't. It'scoming up in minutes. We'll do some
Jimmy Hendricks Now Washington's Classic Rockets,Big one hundred. Hey, Joe,

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Jimmy Hendricks, say good morning toyou. It is Wednesday, November fifteenth,
National Recycling Day, the end ofthat sort of thing. New study
in the news that has determined thatWest Virginia is the most obese state in
the nation. I don't know whythat makes me last. I just think

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it was just your delivery that yousaid that matter. I'm just I like
to pass on the information, andas we mentioned earlier, the TSA is
predicting the busiest just read a secondstory. They had said yesterday, I
saw something yesterday, but they saidin decades. But now this one says
TSA predicting the busiest travel holiday seasonever. Again. I don't know how

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they figured these things out, maybejust based on pre sales, or maybe
they just make it up. Whoknows. We'll see, but it's definitely
gonna be busy. And it doesn'tmatter whether you're driving or flying, it's
gonna be busy all around. Itis time for things I know that you
don't, most of which I learnedthis morning on the way in. Yeah,

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the average American eats one hundred andten pounds of potatoes a year,
more than any other vegetable. Didyou know the word mortgage is actually a
combination of two old French words engageg a g e, which translates death,

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pledge, and pretty much ever.Wonder why under Armor spells it the
way they spell it. It wasbecause they wanted a cool phone number.
The reason under Armor spells at ar m o u R instead of ar
m O R is the founder thoughtit would make for a cooler toll free

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phone number. He wanted one tripleeight four armor. The alternative was one
triple eight four four armor, sohe added a letter to armor. This
is kind of cool. There's aword in Germany called schnapsidy. Schnapsidy,

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I'm gonna start using this word.It is the German word for a crazy
idea that only sounds good when you'redrunk. Schnaps Oh, I like that.
Yeah. There are only a handfulof mammals on the planet that can't
jump, including elephants, sloths,and dennis, hippos, rhinos and white

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men. White men. The mostdangerous job in America president of the United
States, Believe it or not.The most dangerous job statistically is president of
the US. Nine percent of themhave been killed while on the job.
That's four out of forty six,so statistically it's got the highest death rate.

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The next highest death rate is laggers, which would have been my first
guess. Laggers are fishermen because theyalways top the list of most dangerous jobs.
Technically it's president. When The Simpsonsdebuted in nineteen eighty nine, Bart
Simpson was nine years old old,Homer was thirty six. If they actually

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aged Homer would be seventy today andBart would be forty three. And finally,
Paul McCartney would not let weird AlYankovic do a parody of Live and
Let Die. He said, Nope, I'm not gonna let you do that,
not for the reason you would think. Paul McCartney is a vegetarian,
and weird Al Yankovic wanted to doa parody called Chicken pot Pie instead of

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Living Let Die, and McCartney didnot want to promote eating meat. Okay,
man, all right, that's thingsI know that you know. It
is six fifty three. Good morning, It's Big one hundred, Washington's Classic
Rockets, Big one hundred, FleetwoodMac and go your own way. I
don't know what the hell was goingon on the Hill yesterday, but the

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House passed a spending bill to keepthe government from shutting down, which is
a good thing. It's glad tosee there at least a couple of day
elt still left in the room.And yesterday you had you had the senator
from Oklahoma challenging the head of theTeamsters to a fistfight, which was funny.

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Yeah, And then you had KevinMcCarthy running around elbowing people in the
kidneys. This is a Senator Birchantfrom Tennessee talking about it. Listen,
guys, I've stated many times he'sa he's a bully with seventeen million dollars
in a security detail. Now,he's the type of guy that, when
you're a kid, would throw arock over the fence and run home and
hide behind his mama's skirt and hejust you know, he he uh from

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behind that kind of stuff. That'snot the way we handle things in East
Tennessee. Tell me how you reallyfeel good? Throws the rock over the
fence and goes and hides behind hismom or skirt. I don't think I've
ever heard that one before. That'spretty good. Uh yeah, man,
it's it's been heated the last coupleof day, for sure. I was

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lying in bed last night thinking aboutand I was actually talking to my son
about this over this past weekend aboutyou know, as he grows older,
he's going to have this memory ofthe pandemic of COVID wearing a mask everywhere
and school from home. And howold was he when it started? Well,
I mean, what was it threeyears ago? So he was,

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you know, eleven when I startedand spent you know, an entire school
year working from his bedroom on alaptop, which was a nightmare. That
was awful. But I started thinkingabout like all the things. It's like,
we have kind of short memories.COVID sucked, that pandemic crap sucked,
and hopefully we never see it again. But I started thinking about all

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the things, like hoarding toilet paper, Like we couldn't find toilet paper.
You will go to the grocery storeand the shelves were empty, and what
were they empty of? Not food, not water, toilet paper? Like
whose idea was it to go,Hey, you know, the one thing
we might run out of in thisend of the world event is toilet paper.

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Better get some. I actually thelast station I was at, our
engineer gave us all bags of toiletpaper because he had a bunch stocked and
you know, for the studios,and he came it was like a gift.
He came out and gave us eachlike four rolls of toilet paper.

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I thought you might need these,And the funny thing is I did.
I was like, yeah, Ineed toilet paper. You can't find it
anywhere. And I am guilty ofthis everybody started making sour dough bread.
I remember people doing that. Idid not do that. I did it.
I saw people, some people allover YouTube, and everybody's like,
you know, everybody's looking for thingsto do at home. They're boards stiff,

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they're not seeing their friends, they'renot going to work. Let's make
sour dough bread. I did it. I was like, well, hell,
I'll try it. It was good. It was very good. You
make it and then you gotta letit sit. It was good. Though
I sat busy during the pandemic,like I was busy though, well,
there were things we all kept ourselvesbusy with. Especially if you were working

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from home, you were you werestill busy. I did not work from
home. I was still in thestudio every day through the entire thing.
The building was empty, but Iwas there every day, and it was
It was funny how suddenly overnight everyonehad seen every episode of the Tiger King.
That was a big thing. Buthe was talking about Tiger King again.

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People looking for things to do.There were like birthday parties were over
Zoom Kid doing like, you know, watching his friend's open presence over Zoom.
It's like, we're all going tohave a birthday party for Johnny.
Everybody jump on zoom and sing Happybirthday to him. I'm like, my

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god, I'd repress that part,Oh my god. And having groceries delivered.
Remember that we would have our groceriesdelivered to the front door, which,
by the way, was not sobad. I actually enjoyed that that
part. You'd open your front doorin the morning and all your groceries are

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just sitting there waiting for you.I waited in line for six hours to
get into Trader Joe's. Yeah,to actually go and buy groceries. Yeah,
because they because you know. Andthen I got inside and you were
limited to only two bottles of twobuck chuck per person, right, yeah?
They it was is two buck chuck? Even two bucks anymore? Is
it? Is it four dollars now? Yeah? And for people in Maryland,

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that's a wine that they sell inTrader Joe's and other places. Do
they not have it in Maryland?It's no, they have in Maryland.
You can't buy wine in regular stores. There's specific stores. Yeah, so
like the Traders Joe's across the street. Yeah, no, two buck chuck
you can buy. Oh really,I know what I was because I was
like about to beg to differ withyou, but I realized I've been going

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into grocery stores in Virginia. Yeah, yeah, it's the same in Pennsylvania.
In Pennsylvania, they just recently,in the last couple of years,
started putting beer and wine in grocerystores. But before that, before about
two years ago, there were threedifferent or two different You had to go

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to a package store to buy beer, and you had to go to a
state store to buy liquor and wineand pa yeah, because it's all state
run. And then finally they passeda law that said, all right,
we'll start selling beer and wine andin grocery stores. And I was like,
thank god, because it was sucha pain in the ass. Man.

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And when you go to a packagestore to buy beer, and most
of them would only sell by thecase, so you'd be like, I
want a six pack and I wantit cold. Oh, I got a
case of warm Budweiser. Back there, It's like, come on. Yeah.
They made it very difficult too tobuy beer. The only place that
was worse than Pennsylvania was Utah whenI lived in Utah, and the laws

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in Utah have since changed quite abit. Too, but they had it's
strange laws out there in Utah.In Utah very very strange. Lallis,
once you get used to them,they're not that bad, but you know,
kind of navigating it when you firstget there. Because I was there
during the Olympics and then post Olympics, and they changed a lot of laws

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during the Olympics because they were goingto have all these people coming into town,
you know, and all these peoplefrom around the world descending upon the
city, and they didn't want itto look bad, right and make They
were like, look, we don'twant to make it impossible for people to
get a drink here. But that'swhat the Mormons had done, and so
they changed a lot of stuff.But give you an example, like there's

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like three different liquor licenses in Utah. Used to be anyway you could go
Let's say you wanted a beer,you could go to a restaurant that would
have a three two license, sothey could serve three two beer. What
does that mean? Three point twopercent Alcoholky, Yeah, that was actually
a law when I was There werea lot of states that ended in the

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late eighties. There were a lotof states, Like when I was in
high school drinking age was eighteen forthree two beer, twenty one for regular
strengths beer and alcohol. Right,So I actually I was actually able to
drink beer when I was a seniorin high school. And then they quickly
changed that law and a lot ofthe people, a lot of the states

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that had three two laws where itwas eighteen to drink three two beer.
Give you an example, like asix pack. It would it would take
you like a six pack of beerwas equivalent to five regular beers. It
was such a stupid thing. Itwas like, you know, oh,
you're gonna stop people from drinking bymaking it three to two. Now they're
just gonna drink one more. It'sso stupid. And then there were like

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states like Colorado who grandfathered it.So in Colorado, even though they changed
the law to twenty one, ifyou were eighteen before they changed the law,
you could still continue to buy beer. So Utah has kept that three
to two thing around that has beengone since the late nineties nationwide. And
they have certain restaurants like brew pubs, kind of bar food places where you

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can go in, you can buyfood and you can buy beer, but
it's three two beer. Is thatfor all the beers that they have or
else if you're eighteen you can getNo, it's twenty one. It's just
the different different laws. There differentliquor licenses on how you can sell booze.
So you could go to certain restaurantsand you could buy beer, but
they only had three two beer.Then you had restaurants that did have regular

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beer and liquor, let's say likean Applebee's, okay, but they could
not make it in front of you, right, so they could make you
a mixed drink, but they hadto go their bars, you know how,
like a typically an apple Bee's ora place like that would have a
bar out in the open. No, there they had like a place they
would go back and be hidden becauseyou could not watch them make a drink

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because that's why they had the secretingredient. Then you had the third one
was private clubs. Okay, privateclubs is a regular bar, regular bar.
You can buy anything you want,regular bar, but you had to
have a membership. And the bestway to describe that as like you know
when you go to a bar andpay a cover. Yeah, it was
really no different except for it you'dgo to a bar and you'd walk up

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to the door and they'd say areyou a member, and you'd say yes,
and you would show your card.And so basically you had paid fifteen
bucks at some point consider it acover, and they gave you a card
and from that point forward, allyou had to do was show your card
when you came to that bar.If you said no, I'm not a
member, they would charge you likea twenty dollars cover and give you a

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temporary card. So the strangest thingworld confusing. Yea, when did that
end? Slowly but surely over likethe last twenty years, they have really
like they really loosened up on themembership thing. During the Olympics, you
know, they were just basically like, okay, it covers five bucks and

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they would go that to your temporarymembership. Right, So if you you
weren't a member at a bar,it's like you had your favorite bars.
I had a little Irish pub thatwas by my house, and so of
course I had a membership there becausewe drink there all the time. Fifteen
bucks one time fee. You gota card, a little piece of paper,
little you know, business card thatsays you remember there. You just
showed every time you go. Butif you didn't anyplace else you won,

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it would be like five bucks,ten bucks. You're just paint a cover.
You're just paint a cover. Andthey called a temporary memberships really really
silly. But the funny thing abouteven regular bars had real weird rules.
Let's say I buy a beer anda shot. They had like a Butdweiser
and a shot of jack. Theyhave to give you the Budweiser first or

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the shot first. They can't giveyou two drinks at once. It's so
silly. So they go, canI get a Budweiser in a shot?
And they'd give you the shot andgo, you gotta you gotta drink the
shot before I can give you yourbeer. Stupid loss, really stupid loss.
How would you do like an Irishcar bomb? I don't think you
could. Sidecars were basically illegal.You know a lot of people would want

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to double. You know, youget like, let's say a margarito with
a shot a tequila a sidecar.Right, you couldn't do those because that
would have been considered two drinks.Now you could shoot the tequila, then
they'd give you your drink and itwould depend on the bar. A lot
of the bartenders like, yeah,I don't worry about it. Yeah,
but if they got caught. Andthen finally everything was metered, so you

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never got a heavy poor. Youknow, you got your favorite bartender because
they give you a heavy poor.They always give you a good poor.
Yea. Every bottle in a barand Utah had the little meters on top,
so when it pours only only oneshot comes out. One ounce.
That's it shots, one ounce,right, the one ounce yet, so
it would they could never give youa heavy poor. Yeah, so they

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made you a gin and tonic.They'd flip the bottle upside down. It's
got a little meat around it,and it would only pour shot. And
that was it. Strange strange rulesman. Yeah. Yeah, despite all
that, one of the coolest placesI've ever lived. Yeah, it was.
It really was just kind of ahidden gem. It's like sounds like

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it, No, it really was. It's the outdoors. And while ninety
percent of Utah is Mormon and hasa lot of strange laws, Salt Lake
City is about fifty to fifty.There's a huge counterculture. Anytime you have
something you know is predominant, islike the Mormon religion, right, you're

(30:56):
always going to have a counterculture andeven stronger counterculture when you have a super
strict religion. Right. So,now, Salt Lake City was great.
It was fantastic and if you're intothe outdoors, which I am, it
was heaven on Earth. Loved it. It was kind of like I grew
up in Colorado, and it's likeDenver was in the eighties before people found
it, before people realized that Denverwas a cool place to live. And

(31:19):
then you know, by the earlynineties, every other license plate was California
or Arizona. Everybody and their mothermoved there. Well, Salt Lake City
stayed that way up until about theOlympics to where it was kind of this
hidden gym in the mountains. It'sbeautiful there. Beautiful. Yeah, all
right, So let's uh what wegot seven twenty here. It is big

(31:40):
one hunter. We have your lettercoming up for a big word of the
week at seven thirty this morning.We're getting closer to finishing that word.
At the end of the week.It's going to be good for kiss tickets
and we have Commanders Giants tickets togive away every day this week. I'm
going to do I'm going to doa we'll just call it work a word.

(32:00):
I'm gonna give you a word.Okay, you know how sometimes we
do a sound. Yesterday we didthe Aztec death whistle. Right, I'm
gonna give you a word. Atsome point, I'm gonna work that word
into this show. Okay, okay. When you hear that word, it
could be any time between now andten o'clock, be the first caller through
at one hundred four nine three onedouble o three, and I'll give you

(32:21):
the tickets to see the Commanders playthe Giants this weekend. The word,
are you ready? It's funny becausewe just talked about this word the other
day. Repro bait, repro bait. The word is repro bait. I
will find a way to work thatword into conversation RoboCop does when he's alone
at some point this morning. Bythe way, definition of a reprobate,

(32:42):
it is an unprincipled person. Hehad to present himself. Is more of
a lovable reprobait than a spirit ofcorruption. It's a ciner basically, okay,
yeah, okay, a foul person. Look at that rep robot.

(33:02):
An unprincipled, foul person. Sonot an easy word to just work into
random conversation with sounding pretentious. Butwe will do it and it'll be obvious.
And all you have to do iscall us when you hear it,
and you'll score the tickets. Rightseven, it's a big one hundred good
morning, Washington's classic rocket. It'sa big one hundred good morning. Seven

(33:24):
thirty three. We're talking about thingsI recall from the pandemic that came across.
This photo has to be my alltime favorite. I think it sums
up the pandemic. And one photo. It's a picture of a priest baptized.
They're all wearing mask and the priestis baptizing a kid from six feet

(33:47):
away with a water gun. Yeah, that sums it up. The mom
standing on the other side of theroom and the priest has got a mask
on he she it's point water gunat the baby. Wow. That's yeah.
Hey, is anybody ever tried that? I just bought some of this

(34:07):
yesterday. I haven't tried it yet. Sunny D with vodka. You remember
sunny D. I remember the drinkfrom when we were kids, sunny D.
They make up a sunny D invodka seltzer now and I saw it
Safeway in Virginia. I did becauseI'm curious. Yeah, and I haven't
dived into it yet. It's probablygonna be terrible, but I can I

(34:29):
imagine it tasting like Sunny d Dwith vodka like that. Yeah, that's
that. There we go. Wecame up with a drink months ago.
This may have been a pandemic thing. A lot of a lot of things
came out of the pandemic. Myfriends and I came up. We were
just out of stuff to mix together. We had a big old bottle of
Tito's, like crap. We wereat it and we took Caprice Son and

(34:55):
mixed it. We took Caprice Sons, we cut open the bag some ice
in and mixed it with Tito's.And we call them capridos, no joke,
they're good. They're good, man, Really a caprido. Think about
anything. Vodkas flavorless. Anything youput she doesn't have any flavor. If
you you know, if you likea Caprice Son or you like a Sunny

(35:17):
d The thing is, I can'trecall if I liked Sunny d if if
I remember correctly, it was notthat good. No, because it tastes
like orange juice. That's uh water, Yeah, like I like, I
like heavy thick pulp in my youfeel like it was almost like a chemically
tasting orange streak like tang. Butyeah, not well, I'll try it.

(35:39):
I'll try it. But capritos aregood if you get a chance to
try that. Take some Tito's.Cut open a bag of caprice son.
What flavor caprice did I was using, like fruit punch? Yeah, all
right, fruit punch and that's thebest of the capris. Pour it in
a glass with some ice and throwsome Tito's in there. And I'm telling
you you're welcome, caprito. I'monto something here, I'm telling you man.

(36:04):
And actually, when I found thesunny d in a can with Seltzer,
I sent it to my friends.Was like, they're getting dangerously close
to our invention of the caprido.We better put the carprito bottle that it's
already got a catching egg. Wecould put the caprito in a can,
try to make some money. Hello. The problem is somebody already owns Tito's,
and somebody already owns caprice Son,so they're gonna make a lot of

(36:29):
money. You they don't own.See, that's a whole new thing.
Yeah, maybe can I trademark thatlawyers out there. It is time for
your letter of the day, forthe big word, A big word of
the week on Big one hundred.Two days letter is the letter X,
the letter X as in X raythe letter X. All right, so

(36:52):
that's your Wednesday letter at the endof the week. It spells a word.
Get that word at the end ofthe week. Win tickets to see
kiss Big Word of the week.It's right here on Big one hundred.
Dennis coming up with Sports on Tapa little bit later this morning, Jackson's
Echo a little bit later, PlusFlorida Man. The headline today is gold.

(37:14):
It's it's gold. So that's comingup at about eight thirty this morning.
Plus we'll chat with Zach Selby justafter eight o'clock, senior writing for
Commanders dot com, and we'll talksome Commanders football just around the corner.
Good morning, Washington's Classic Rockets,Big one hundred. Animal is deaf leffort.
Anybody else out there have tipping fatigue? Aron? Aaron knows it.

(37:38):
It doesn't matter where you go now. I mean I read this story this
morning where there's a self checkout thatask you if you want to tip meaning
there is no attendant whatsoever, andthey still ask you if you'd like to
make a tip. I get thisall the time, where you gotta pay
for something right, And what getsme is I'm like, and I'm a

(38:00):
sucker. I admit it is.Let's say like a coffee shop, right
right, and you go in andyou order your coffee, and you slide
your card in, and before youcan do anything, little buttons pop up
that say would you like to tipfifteen percent or thirty percent? Right?
And the person who spent all ofthree seconds asking you what you wanted is

(38:22):
standing right there watching you. Yep. And I always feel so like,
like, I don't know kind ofpressure is Oh, it's like to tip
at least the fifteen percent because they'reeven though they did nothing nothing, you

(38:42):
know, they're staring at you.Yeah, and they're watching you. Is
he going to press the button?What a cheapskate press the button? It's
like, now, why am Igiving you two dollars for doing nothing?
For taking my order that used tobe free. There's this restaurant that I
go to a lot. It's likedown the street from me, and I
go in even when I'm not eatingin the restaurant. I'll go in and

(39:04):
buy their barbecue sauce. But becauseit is fantastic and they sell it right
there at the counter, so goin, put it on the counter.
They just turn the thing around andit's got the price on it with the
tip. The tip. Always endup paying a dollar more for it because
I can't. I do it.I do it. I mean I do
it everywhere I go, and it'severywhere now, it's everywhere everywhere. And

(39:25):
they recently did a survey and abouthalf the people out there say, yeah,
they do it because they don't wantto look like a jerk or look
cheap. Seventy percent of us feelguilty if we don't leave a tip,
especially if the person is standing rightin front of you staring at you.
Yeah. It's just like delivery drivers. I get tip your delivery driver.

(39:51):
Yeah, okay, someone who's doingsomething that they're working and and they're bringing
you food, sometimes in the rain, sometimes in the cold, after dark.
It's like, don't be a jerkin that tip. Delivery drivers,
those people drive me crazy. That'sdifferent than doing this. But yeah,
what would you like I'd like alarge coffee? Okay? And then they
flipped the screen around. Yeah,and it's like, will you tip me

(40:12):
two dollars for that? No?I mean, I say no, but
guess what I do? I doit. So despite this massive tipping fatigue
all over the country, we're leavingbigger tips and more tips than ever before,
and says with the holidays coming up, seventy percent of those surveys say

(40:35):
they tip even more during the holidaysbecause it's the holidays. It's like,
there's got to be I want toknow who started that. Who started that
flip the screen around ask for atip thing? But the reason it popped
up this morning is because I reada story about a self checkout at a
store and the guy was just goingoff because he's like, dude, I

(40:55):
checked myself out, and when Iput my card in and asked if I
wanted to tip, who am Icoming back to you? Who am I
tipping? Right? And you knowthose things, you'd probably look around and
if there was somebody that worked therestanding behind, you'd be like, damn
it. I got to just ballsup and just quit doing it, just

(41:20):
be like, no, I'm nottipping you. It's ridiculous, especially now
that everything's five times is expensive.Which I've only just realized. My wife
typically has always done all the shoppingright, and I've always been the food
shopping and I have always been thekind of person who just you know,
they said, what, uh,this is so expensive, but that's so

(41:43):
expensive. I'm like, I don'tcare. I don't care. I mean,
I do care, but I don'tcare. Like people bitching about gas
prices for two years, It's like, it is what it is. I
need gas, I have to buyit. It doesn't do me any good
to bitch about it, right,it doesn't do me any good to sit
and complain about it every day.Nobody's listening. Nothing's gonna change. And

(42:05):
I need gas, so same thingat the grocery store. I need eggs,
I need milk, I need coffee. I don't care how much it
cost. It is what it is. It's not gonna you know, it's
not gonna make a difference what Isay. But for the first time over
the last couple of weeks, Ipaid attention, because normally I just throw
it in, I go ring itup, I pay for it, I

(42:25):
leave. I couldn't tell you whatsomething costs. I'm that out of touch.
And I think it was last week, and I paid attention and I
was like, you should have heardme walking through the grocery store, going
you gotta be up and kidding me. Was it one particular thing or was
it just ling everything in general?Everything? I was blown away. You
know. One of the things waslike a bag of like flour tortillas,

(42:47):
right, and it was like ninedollars or something, and I was like,
for what, it's flour and water. I remember, like, you
know, you know people who drivearound looking for the gas prices that are
ten cents cheaper. I want tohave You ever had pop corners? The
popcorn chips. They're relatively new.Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, they're

(43:09):
fantastic good yeah, and if youget them in the right place, says
Wegmans has them for like four bucks, similar to like the pop chips.
Yeah yeah, okay. Other placeswill have them for like seven bucks.
Like so there's a big influx andprices depending on where you are. I
will drive around from store to storelooking for the super price on pop corners
because I gotta have them, becausethey are fantastic. So back in Philly,

(43:31):
there was a Sonoko that was bymy house, and I love the
the Indian guys that run it andwork there love them. They are just
like they super friendly. They alwaysknow what you want when you come in,
they always greet you, they alwaysask about my jeep, and you
know, just the nicest guys inthe world. Love, love, love
that place. It wasn't until gotup six years in of going there that

(43:55):
I actually looked up and saw whatI was paying for gas and it was
like forty cents more than everyone onthe street, like like a block down.
It was, I'm not kidding,thirty forty cents cheaper, like they
were jacking their prices out. ButI was like, yeah, but I
like them. Still go there becauseI like them. I like them.

(44:16):
I'm like, no, I'm loyal. I'm loyal to this store. I'm
want to keep going. But yeah, it's crazy, and they there are
a lot of people like me becausethat particular Sonoco gets a lot of traffic.
And over the last i don't know, five six years, they've sold
two winning lottery tickets. Nice.Yeah, one for a million dollars,

(44:37):
another one for like five million dollarsor something. Yeah, so it's like
become a very popular They sell thewinning tickets. Yeah, the winning lottery
ticket, pay that extra forty cents, aga PA, I'll pay it.
Yeah. So I paid attention,and now I'm just angry, and I
wish I wouldn't have paid attention.I want to go back to just being
naive. Ignorance is bliss, andignorance is bliss and realized. You know

(45:00):
not. I don't want to knowthat I'm paying seventy two dollars for six
eggs. I don't want I don'twant to know. Still gonna get the
eggs, all right. Coming upjust after eight o'clock, we're gonna chat
with Zach Selby from Commanders dot com. Zach as a senior writer at Commanders
dot com, knows his football.Well, we'll talk some Commanders football.
Just around the corner, and wehave Florida Man coming up at about eight

(45:23):
thirty. Dennis Glasgows sports on tapin the eight o'clock hour as well.
It's Big one hundred seven fifty eight. Good morning, Washington's Classic Rockets Big
one hundred and another one bites doessays Queen. It's Big Rock Morning's Jackson
here online. Zach Selby, seniorwriter for Commanders dot com, Zach,
how you doing this morning, Bud? Dude. All right, dude,

(45:44):
all right. You know, obviouslythe uh, the law, the loss
this weekend definitely dip some air outof my sales on my birthday. But
at least, you know, didthey lose on your birthday? Yeah,
on my birthday. Yeah. Hey, I'm blessed to be doing this job.
And hey we got another opportunity tocome up next week. Yeah.
Yeah, that was a tough game, that's you know, I walked away

(46:04):
from that game frustrated, and itwas one of those games where I walked
away just going that should have beena win. Damn it, that should
have been a win, you know, And it really just I've noticed that
a lot of these games really dojust come down to a couple of plays.
You know. It's frustrated. HYeah, you're right, I mean
I can I mean, how manytimes I think all of Washington wins have

(46:27):
come by like less than a touchdown? Yeah, Like they haven't really,
Yeah, so I mean it's kindof on track for them to be putting
themselves in a good situation. Butyeah, that last drive, you know,
like the explosive plays that has beena problem with the team all year,
even going a couple of years andthey did some They did some good
things here and there, you know, and for previous three quarters. But
again, you know, DK matcaffcan't be contained forever. That seventeen yard

(46:51):
pickup on third and four, thattwenty seven yard catch was just brutal that
set up the field goal. Butyeah, one one way to the other.
Like they can still selish their season, but they have to figure out
a way to stop He's just supposedto plays or else they're going to keep
doing this kind of stuff. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. And we were
talking to coach Rivera last night toovertime out at DC Prime Stakes and Lobsters,

(47:12):
and I was telling him. Iwas like, you know, it's
it's funny the season kind of flippedon its head here. I said.
At the beginning end of the season, I really thought there was gonna be
problems with the offense. That's howyou got a brand new quarterback. He's
going to take time to develop.That o line didn't look as good as
they should, and I really thoughtall the issues were going to be on
offense. It's actually turned out tobe the other way around. Like the
offense is playing well under pressure,the doing the things they have to do

(47:37):
to try to win games, andlately the defense has just been giving up
big plays. Yeah, yeah,And I think it all sooners around the
offense's ability to revolve around Sam Palellbecause he is He's taking so many strides
in the last three weeks. Imean, first in the league in passing
yards, first completion is third andtouchdowns. He's doing everything you thought he

(47:59):
would do, and I don't Ithink everyone's a little pleasantly surprised because I
think Will had host free and wedidn't think he'd be this good this early.
Now the defense, yeah, itdoesn't seem like they're all all the
pieces are clicking the right way,because yeah, you've got the explosive plays,
but also they just cannot be slowstars as they've got they've gotten off
to or have just been so difficult. Yeah, like the third downs,

(48:19):
I think in another or another issue, they only had four the Seahawks did
this weekend, but the fourth thatthey made were so critical and like you
could get you just have to getthese teams off the field, but you
let them go in and dink anddunk down the field some more. And
when you have an offense or aplayoff contender, like the Seahawks, Like,
that's gonna be really tough for heovercomes. I don't know what the
defense has got to do to getthis fixed, but they've got to build
more cohesion together with all these newpieces that got going on. Yeah,

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well, I said it last nightand I'll say it again. I'm I'm
team Howe. I'm i am readyto anoint him as as the guy.
I really, I really think he'sthe guy. I think he's more than
proven himself. And when people say, well, let's not get carried away,
I'm like, what else does theman have to do? Yeah,
you're right. See, it seemslike they've got that. He's got all
these long lists of requirements to sayhe's a guy. And I'll say,

(49:06):
look, my list is a lotshorter than a lot of people. And
then, honestly, Sam Howell wasmy favorite guy coming out of that draft
class. He really really was askedLogan Pauls and like he'll tell you,
I was all about Sam Hell.Yeah. But at the same time,
like it's it is just three gamesand what it's hobby going to be a
long career. We'll see how hedoes. So this second half of the
season, you're really gonna know whetherhe's the guy because he got the forty

(49:27):
nine ers, he got Miami,he's no slash on defense, he got
the Cowboys twice and really great passrush for Michael Parsons. So yeah,
this is all great. Now theselast seven games are okay, we show
you've shown us that you can dosome stuff against these average and maybe slightly
above average defenses. Now can yougo do this against the elite defense?
That's really what it's a's for him. Yeah. Yeah, Well, I'm

(49:50):
on record saying he was the guyduring the preseason, So I hope I'm
right. I hope I'm right.What do you think of Forbes getting bounced
from that game? I was nothappy with that call. I get the
penalty, but I did not getthe ejection. Yeah, it's definitely tough,
you know, and I know askedthe locker room. He in locker
room, he said he was shockedthat he was ejected, And you know,

(50:15):
initially I was kind of surprised too, but like at the same time,
like you're gonna get a call forthat all the time. This is
kind of the way the way theleague is going. And it's unfortunate because
I think he could have really helpedthem a lot, but I don't know
going forward. Maybe just I mean, it's kind of hard for me to
say what he can do because Iwasn't a DV whenever I was playing,
so it's hard for me to sayexactly what he needs to do. But
man, just it's just a reallyunfortunate because you seem seem he's getting so

(50:37):
much better the last you know,a week or so, and then all
of a sudden that kind of throwsit off force a little bit. Yeah,
it is tough to pull up,man. When you when you're coming
in full speed on somebody, itis tough to pull up. And you
often see that with those rough inthe passer calls, when you see somebody
coming in on the quarterback and theyjust they're coming in full steam and there's
in the ball you know, isreleased and there's just no way to stop,

(51:00):
you know. But I just didn'tfeel like it was targeting. I
just feel like, I don't know, I don't know. I disagree with
it, that's all I want tosay. I just disagree with it.
And I was really excited to watchManuel play because coming off that, you
know, he had his his bumpsin the road and then had a great
game against the Patriots, and Iwas like, all right, man,

(51:22):
he's now he's gonna have to goup against guys like metcalfin Lockett. Let's
let's see what he's made of.And so I was so looking forward to
seeing him play, and so itkind of hit me twice as hard.
It was like, damn it.Yeah, no, you're exactly right.
I mean, especially with his abilityto you know, so you know,
create all like these turnovers that hethat was what he was drafted for.
And k know Smith has been throwingthe ball kind of he was spraying it

(51:43):
all over the field of various one. Now he got better near near the
end of the game, but hewas kind of throwing the balls up there
to be had. And River evensaid that during his Monday press commerce like,
yeah, like there were some opportunitiesthat really we could have taken advantage
of that we just didn't. Andyou wish that you could have had four
of that there. But yeah,it's tough. But well, we'll see
what happens next week with him.So you know, any given Sunday,

(52:04):
you can't say, oh, easygame. But one would think we'll hopefully
farewell against the Giants this weekend athome. What are your thoughts? I
mean, look, here's the thing. One is the division game, and
you know, but the thing is, the Giants are always going to play
at the Commander's tough no matter way. I mean, just look at what
happened in we eight. I believeit was like, yeah, we thought

(52:24):
that was going to be a prettyeasy win with Tarad Hiller in there and
the Giants kind of flustering and doinga lot of the stuff. They go
out there and they they don't doa whole lot, but they do just
enough to end up beating Washington,And I think what's really gonna It's gonna
be a test to see, Okay, how much the samehow it's going to
improve on this blitz happy defense thatwe Martin Dell has because that that really

(52:45):
suwed him off a lot through theold entire offenseive a lot. So yeah,
it kind of goes back to ourearlier conversations about yeah, we seen
improvements in the same house since thatmoment, but now it's kind of like
a rematch for him in terms oflike, okay, so, how are
you gonna be able to this pressurethat you singly improved on the last three
week. This guy is going toblitch you all the times and blitz your

(53:06):
faith off, is Terry McLaurin saidafter that game. So if he can
show how much he's improved, theypoison the pocket. I think Washington should
have a good game, but againI think it all comes down to are
they going to be able to responda next which has been the issue for
this team all year. Yeah?Absolutely, well. Zach has always really
appreciate the time, enjoy your stuff. Everybody check him out. Zaxelby on

(53:29):
Commanders dot Com. Write some greatarticles leading up to games and of course
postgame, and hopefully we'll be talkingabout a win next week. How's that
sound? Hopefully that and then previewinganother win on Thanksgiving. There you go,
buddy, There you go, ZachSelby. Ladies and gentlemen, appreciate
it. Man, have a greatweek, you too, Right, We

(53:49):
will take care some business here atseventeen minutes after eight o'clock. We've got
to Dennis Glascow with Sports on Tapcoming up here in just a bit,
and up next is Florida Man onBig One. That conversation you gotta turn
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(54:13):
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Washington's Classic Rock. It's Big onehundred, Blaze of Glory chambo Jovi.
So you can always use the iHeartapp send us a talkback little microphone there.
You can click on it and sendus a message with This is when
we were talking about things we rememberedabout the pandemic, and I was saying
how bad it sucked that you couldn'tfind toilet paper anywhere. Of all things,

(54:59):
there was no toilet paper anywhere.And I agree with this guy,
good morning. I didn't get toiletpaper. I was the guy in line
with cases of wine and beer,and everybody else was looking at me strange,
and I just told them, yougot your priorities wrong. It's dead

(55:20):
on. That is dead on,right. But eventually you are gonna need
the toilet paper. You got thelabels on the wine, just peel them
off. You can cut, youknow, improvise. But you gotta have
the booze. Yeah, you gottahave the boze. Speaking of gotta have

(55:40):
the booze. Thanksgivings coming up.Gotta have the booze to deal with family
for a whole day. Gotta havethe booze to deal with the in laws
for the all day. All right, I was in a good mood too.
Hey, Florida man, Florida man. Well, he was drunk,

(56:05):
he was stoned, and he wasnaked, and then cops say, that's
when out came the George Foreman grill. I'm Josh McMahon. Officers arrived at
a house to assist the fire department. They saw white smoke coming from the

(56:27):
house. It could definitely smell somethingburning. A man that tentified as James
Cunningham answered the door and said hewas very, very sorry about all the
smoke, but then he closed thedoor in the CoP's face and went back
to his business. Cops say,he was naked, he was drunk,
he was stoned, and he reallyshowed no sign of understanding understanding the danger

(56:54):
he was in. The cops say, if he'd ha stayed in there it
got bad, that would have probablytake in his life. They smoke in
elation. They got him to comeback to the door, and they detained
him for his own safety. Hehas not broken any laws, no law
that says you can't be drunk,naked and stoned in your own house bacon

(57:14):
cookies on a George Foreman grill,But for his own safety they detained him
and gave him some pants. Outside, he admitted that he had consumed two
leaders of vodka and smoked quite abit of marijuana. Five firefighters put on
oxygen mask went inside and put outthe fire. Turns out he uh was

(57:37):
naked, drunk and stoned, bustedout as George foreman grill and decided to
make cookies on it and then leftit unattended and they caught fire, and
then he tried to put them outby throwing a towel over the top.
The towels caught him, caught fire, and it just went bad from there.

(58:00):
Ems arrived on the scene. Hedid refuse medical treatment, even though
he had obvious burns all over hisbody. And again they say, we're
lucky we got to him. BecauseHetty stayed in the house, he could
have been seriously injured or possibly died. Here you go, drunk stones naked
man making chocolate chip cookies on hisGeorge Foreman grill catches his house on fire.

(58:22):
Only in Florida. Dennis Glascow comingup with sports on Tap just around
the corner, and of course FloridaMan every day. About this time,
we'll have more stories so well aboutguys like that Reprobate there, all right,
we're back to it. Just afew hangout. Washington's Classic Rocket.
It's a big one hundred. Ithink a word slipped out. Hmmm,

(58:45):
let's go to the phones high bigone hundred. Yeah, you heard me
say the word reprobate, didn't you. What's your name, Morgan. I'm
gonna give you tickets for the Commander'sGiants game this week? Sound good?
Thank you very much, you betman, and thank you for listening.
We appreciate it, all right fora long time. Awesome. Hang on

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it. We'll get you all setup. Washington's Classic Rock, Big one
hundred Dennis Glasgow is sports coming upin just a few minutes. Right here
on Big one hundred, Washington's ClassicCrockets a Big one hundred. There's Van
Halen and Panama. So rumors floatingaround this morning the Belichick might be going

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to the Chargers. Now, ofcourse there are rumors floating around and he's
coming here. I don't want himhere. They can have him, yeah,
the Chargers can have him. Noneed to get an old cranky man
here that doesn't like the media.I'll fill that. Maybe's past his time.
Listen, that dude's going into theHall of Fame as one of the
greatest coaches of all time. Butyou know what, stay in New England.

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Yeah, get fired there, retirethere. Just don't come here.
I don't need that fitting in withthe Chargers either. We need listen if
there is a change someday. Iused to get like a Shanahan of Siriani.
Yep, those players, those footballBut I don't want to jump ahead
because if you sweep the table,yep, what you talked about last night

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at overtime? Who knows what'd youthink of last night? And how Ron
is and how he's handling things.I think Gran is under a lot of
stress, he was. He seemedpretty beat up last night. Well that's
Seattle trip, not only the loss, but then the delay of getting back
here. Every time we'd go tobreak he was just like sleep deprived because

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yeah, he said they their flightwas delayed. And he said he got
in yesterday or you know, whateverday it was. He got into like
five thirty in the morning, andthen he said he set his alarm for
seven to go to work. Iwas like, dude, you've slept like
two hours in the last two days. It's unreal. What are you doing

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here functioning last night? What shewas and he was he was fine last
night, was fine. He's undera lot of stress and rightly so,
yeah, but you could tell hewas just, yeah, well tired of
losing too. I took a coupleof times I said, go home,
go to sleep, Julie, andI will just sit here and be s
You're fine. You don't have tobe good crowd last night it was it
was fun. Thanks for co hosting, went Julie last night in the show.

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So it's a good time that you'reready for the giants, right,
Yeah, See, Carson Wentz wentto the Rams. I did. I
You know what, It's funny becausethey actually passed on him and took Jared
Goff, who was down with theLions and doing really well. Did you
ever think so the Rams ended upwith By the way, Carson's a bum.
Of course he's he's on his fourteen. Yeah. Now, hey,

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look, you can't argue the successhe had his first year. I mean
that was and then once bailed outwith a backup though, and a Super
Bowl. Once he a cl went, that was it. He was done.
Yeah, he was done. He'sjust never been the same. Yeah,
never been the same North Dakota.I had always heard he was not
a great teammate. Yeah, therewere rumors about him. He's not the
greatest in thee Yeah, now thoseare just rumors. Yeah, what I

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listened with their smoke there's fire man, right, because I've heard a lot
of rumors about this show. Andright, it's not all a pretty and
daisies and hours like everybody thinks.It is not ugliness behind the scenes,
not rumors. That's true gospel.Yeah truth. Uh. And then I
don't know if you saw this thismorning, but Mahomes says that he has

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weared the I just see this disturbing. He's worn the same pair of underwear
for every game he's played in thepost disturbing on too many levels. It's
a lucky pair of underwear. Listen, all three of us have played some
kind of sports at some kind oflevel. Sure, I'm guessing that none
of us have done something that disturbingbefore, because I certainly haven't. I
mean, I got my lucky stuff. But that's a whole other level.

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I assume he watches them. It'sjust lucky assumption, sir. It's his
game day underwear. Man. Yeah, but how many years has he been
in the league now? Three?Three? Oh, no, he's been
in the league, good six?Has it been that long? Yeah?
Christ, I'm getting old. Yeah, he's been wearing this same pair of
underwear for six years. Well maybein college too, though. Oh my

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god, I had a Facebook memorypop up from like ten years ago,
and I'm wearing the same shirt,the favorite shirt. We're talking about an
undergarment, sir, Yeah, thathe wears while he's playing football. He's
you know, I could probably goback twelve years. Well, let's let's
delve into this a little bit then. Sure, do we think they're tidy

(01:03:22):
whities. I don't know. It'sa good question. Yeah, I doubt
it. Yeah, I doubt it. What do you wear? Yes question,
But I'm gonna have the longest timeI wore boxers, just flat out
straight up boxer fluffy boxers. Yes. Yeah, And then probably about ten
years ago, I switched over tolike boxer briefs. Yeah, so it's

(01:03:43):
like it's like the hybrid between boxersand in a regular parent I do.
I've been rocking under armour for probablyfifteen years, like the like this a
long time. Yeah, I wearthose a lot. I wear those for,
like, you know, when I'mdoing jiu jitsu or playing sports or
something. Yeah, but I don'tI don't wear them on a regular all
right, crash wear. I thoughtyou were going to tell me you were

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going commando. So because I gotto keep the same pair, I have
my lucky drawers that I wear tothis show every day. That's probably probably
probably our boss that goes commando.Probably. Yeah, it wouldn't surprise me.
Yeah, wouldn't surprise me. Allright, how do we look for
this week? I don't know.I get so tired of asking the same

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question, what do you think aboutthis weekend? Dennis. Well, listen,
coach told you that we're not bangedup. It's the Giants. Yeah
we should by the way, thirdstring quarterback, yes, third string quarterback.
Yeah. So we lose this one. Do not play down to this
team. No, no, Andwe're favored by ten right now. When
I say we, the Commanders arefavored by ten right now. The over
runner I think is around thirty ninethough, so low scoring Commander win by

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ten. That's what Vegas is thinkingright now. On a good note,
the Caps one last night, bythe way, the Capitals at at Capitol
One last night, beat the bestteam in the NHL last night, four
games, yeah above five hundred.Yeah, their power play still stinks to
high heaven. But they're playing somegood hockey. So they're taking advantage of
this homestand right now, yeah,and playing. But they shut out Vegas

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last night three nothing. That's abig win last night. I know it's
early, and they weren't they'd gooff to a horrible start, but now
they're playing good hockey. Got towork on that power play. Next game
versus Columbus on Saturday night, andI believe Wizards play tomorrow night against the
Hornets, So we got some wegot some games coming up here locally if
you want to go out and seesome things. But yeah, getting ready
for the Giants. Well, listen, if we don't win this one,

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that's the season and I don't knowwhat's gonna happen after that. It must
win. The Seattle was must win. I'm gonna I'm just gonna make a
of crash work on this. You'regonna make a compilation piece of audio.
Yeah, of all the times you'vesaid that games must win. Yeah every

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week. Yeah, that's you onthe Commanders and how it's just like man
and then it's like, all right, one more week, one more week.
This is definitely a must win.Well, I can probably see this.
If they lose to this third stringquarterback this weekend, I will not
be that will be not coming outmy big fat mouth the rest of the
season, because it doesn't matter atthat point. I like Ron I do

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too. Really. Listen, he'sa good man and he's been in sports
for it. Listen. He's asuper Bowl champ. Yes, you know
the Bears and he played first.Yeah, he's a super Bowl champ.
And I'll tell you the other thingthat you and I talked about off air
last night very quickly. For thepeople don't know. Ron was brought in
to clean up a very toxic atmospherebehind the scenes, and if anything he
did do that, he did itwell. With Jason Wright, the team

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president, they really did and ittook a couple of years to do it.
But unfortunately for him, like happeningin Carolina. Remember he had the
one great year in Carolina when hewent fifteen in one to the Super Bowl
with Cam Yep, great year.But for the most part he's been a
little bit over five hundred beside that, but he got booted from there after
new ownership bought the team, gota year to coach and then they can
them same thing might happen here,which is just the super unfortunate. But

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you know, when you have fouror five years in a program, unfortunately,
whatever ownership is there, it's whathave you done for me lately?
That's how we got to the postseason. We won in the postseason. Are
we are we ascending or are wenot? And right now this team is
not ascending, but you and ZachSelby talked about it. The future is
bright with Sam hal and you needa good quarterback to win in this league,

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they need other pieces. They havea draft capitol next year. It's
a great start to have a quarterback. It is. And Sam's the real
deal, folks, he just is. He's been put in a really tough
position, got his you know,butt sacked over forty times in the first
six games. But the kids comingthrough. He was a winner at Carolina
and he'll be a winner here.I mark my words on that. He's

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a winner. Yeah. And likeI said, I've been on board with
the Sam since the beginning. ButI mean, you know, he loses
out or something, and I eversaid it, well, it won't be
Sam's fault. No, no,Sam or not. Man, I'm you
know, it's like again, wewere talking about this last night. There's
still a lot of people who arelike, hold up, hold up,

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we don't know if he's the guy. I'm like, no, I think
he's the guy. No, heis. I think he's the guy.
You build around him. Yeah,And it's too bad he didn't get more
reps last year because he probably shouldhave gone in a lot sooner than he
did, except for the last gamelast year, because WANs was horrible last
year. Horrible. So if theywere to clean house. Yeah, who
goes? Well? Is it abig sweep or is it just a couple

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of people? Yeah? I thinkit would be a big sweep only because
if you and I had bought ateam, would you want to hire your
own people? Who keeps their jobs? I don't know. I don't know
if anybody does. I really don't. Well, Jason keeps his job,
right, I don't know. Ijust don't know. I like him too.
He's a great guy, and he'sdone wonders for this organization. But

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you know, everybody's on a jobinterview right now, so I don't know.
I'm going with them. Yeah,wherever they go. They're all good
people, you know what, notonly the good football people, but they're
good people. I'm going with thereand there and there and everybody in this
business is a survivor. It's likeus and this biss we're survivors. So
it's very ch We should probably playsome survivor now here Survivor on Big one

(01:09:13):
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