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In its earliest days, the majorfunction of radio was news. Going on
here, beautiful, let everybody go. Why don't you put on a show
and charge it mission? Okay,show, I would say, something with

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music and comedy. Now you're talking. It will be a show for everyone
who loves music and murder. Comeon, chat, we got it a
show to dude, showtime. Areyou ready? I'm ready to get you
baby ready? Job? Well,it kind of feels like a Monday,

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doesn't it. God, it isMonday, right, Welcome to it.
We'll get you through it best waywe know how, which is uh,
yeah, I don't know. Idon't know how to helpe you. It's
Monday. I got nothing. Playsome songs for you this morning. Hey,
we got Reo Speedwagon and Train ticketsto give away again today Dave Matthews

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band. I mean that might brightena Monday up. That shows that Jiffy
Lube live this summer. And thenthe big word of the week, we
are going to have tickets for Aerosmiththe Capitol One Arena on the eighth of
October. Big thanks to Live Nationfor those I just had a thought and
completely lost it because it's Monday.It was right there. I saw it

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right there and it just go left. Well when it was leaving, did
you manage to see what it was? Because it was only there for a
split second. I saw your eyeslight up and then I saw that absence
just take them over. Yeah,we kind of glazed. Oh. You
know what I saw this morning Abunch of clips from the M three Rock

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Festival this past weekend. I lookedpretty cool. Yeah. I saw Brent
Michaels up on stage with d Snyder. I was like, yeah, Brad
did a lot of social media overthe weekend. He he pusted a lot
of stuff from there. That's cool. Yeah. I saw Boncho stuff this
morning and I was like, damnit. I wanted to go. Did

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you watch the Tom Brady Rose lastnight? I did. I didn't watch
it. I watched clips of it, and there's some good stuff on there.
Nicky Glazer was fantastic, Peyton Manningwas on fire. We'll have to
play some clips of that coming uplater this morning. There was one point
where they say, I don't knowif it was real where Brady got pissed

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off. I think it was becausewhen I saw it, Like because I
watched it in the middle of thenight. I didn't watch it when it
was like live live. I watchedit starting at two am, so I
didn't see any of the write upson it until after I got here this
morning. But that moment felt realwhen it happened, because I'm like,
hmm, yeah, he Jeff Frostsaid something about you know, he got

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to New England and said, I'mthe best decision your organization has ever made
made and then offered to something alongthe line the audio of exactly what he
said. Offered to give Kraft amassage, and Brady got up and walked
over to him and said, don'tshoot fugin here, you go. Maybe
Patriot moved up to New England andon the first day of training camp,

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that's scrawny Rookie famously walked into theowner, Robert Craft's office and said,
I'm the best decision your organization hasever made, and what's wrong? Would
you like a massage? I loveRobert Kraft, I love Yeah, that's

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right, he's having fun. Lookat him over He said, don't say
that again, and jo Fross's reactionwas what I made that team a yeah?
He he did. He seemed like, oh sorry, but I also
feel like it's a roast. Andyou know, well none of the gizelle
comments bothered him. No, noholds bart. But he gets upset when

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somebody says something about him and craftYep, freaking homophobe. That's all he
was worried about. Stop that.Can't have people think Tom Brady's gay.
All right, well, six thirteenthings I know coming up here in just

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a bit. Plus we'll get toFlorida Man a little bit later. This
morning sports on tap. We have, of course all those tickets, the
aforementioned tickets to give away. Moreright stick around. It is Big one
hundred DC's Class Crockets, Big onehundred boys this summer, Ton Henley at
six point thirty two. Good morning. If you're the guests the state with

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the most only fans creators, Okay, state that has the most only fans
accounts, What did you guess,Virginia? No, No, it's all
in Ashburn. The whole whole townof Ashburn is just only fans creators.
No, seriously, Like, ifyou were to look at the whole like
I on the right away, Iprobably would say California, right York,

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Yeah, more so I would guessCalifornia that'd be like my number one,
and I'm not even close. Connecticutis number one. Connecticut, I know,
right, Connecticut. Nevada is second. That makes sense. Yeah,
Hawaii's third. I don't know Connecticut, but Connecticut, Hello, Connecticut,

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I don't know. Well, pinup Ridge girls, I can I don't
Connecticut. Come on, really,what's the percentage? I don't know.
Let me let me see if Ican actually pull up like the breakdown.
Ah, all right, here wego. Sixty eight creators per one hundred
thousand people in Connecticut, and that'sfollowed by Nevada, Hawaii. You're ready

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for number four? Yeah? NorthDakota. Well, I don't have anything
else to do with it. Yeah, I guess. I mean yeah,
because it kind of seems to followthat theme through the rest of it.
Then it's Maine, then it's Iowa, Then it's New Hampshire. None of
these are the places I would haveguessed never. Then it's Indiana. Now

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Florida. I would have put thatright up there with California and thought maybe
Florida. And then to round outthe top ten is Colorado. New York
is a last Really, I guessit's because there's stuff to do. Well,
these are ranked on the portion portionof the population, and you know

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New York is so heavily populated.It's how they explained it here, But
that doesn't make a ton of sensein my brain. So they do it
by percentage. Yeah. Overall,there are one point seven million only fans
creators. That's more than four hundredmillion users and more than one point three

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million daily active users. And clearlysome of these people can make some pretty
nice side money as a creator.You know, you read those stories about
God, there was one in thenews not too long ago because somebody I
think it was Fort Dix up inNew Jersey, right, so it was

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military base, and somebody accidentally tweetedlike the link to this girl's only fans
on a government account, right,so it was on like a military government
to twitter feed. And her,because it went out to like everyone on
the base, she blew up,like she went she just like went through

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the roof, right, And soit made the news because of that,
and they, you know, theywere like, oh, we apologize for
doing this, and that person's beentalked to and YadA YadA. Meanwhile,
this girl's going thank you. Shepicked up like tens of thousands of followers,
and they were talking about the kindof money they make, and dude,

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this girl's making like one hundred andfifty grand a month. Like,
does fans work like any other socialmedia site? Do you have to have
any qualifications or can anybody just youknow, it's become a business. Like
I know that from reading a fewstories on it, that there are actually
like agents out there that will handleall your only fans stuff, like actual

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agents talent agents that handle your accountsand help you run your accounts for these
girls that are big and making youknow, they're making millions, millions,
and you know, so there arethese companies where they'll they'll manage your account,
act as your agent and also likerespond to like dms and things like

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that so that you don't have toeven deal with it, right, So
like when you because you probably wouldsend a crowd shot or something. By
the way, remind me to talkabout that. Coming up this girl on
Twitter, I gotta find her again. But she's got a whole account where
it's just her effing with people thatsend her crowdshots. Like she it's so

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funny. I'll have to I haveto tell you about that. But let's
say you sent something, well,you wouldn't even be talking to her,
Her agent, her the talent companythat handles her account would respond, thank
you, sweetie, whatever you know, nice mole. South Carolina had the
highest average, with creators bringing inabout fourteen hundred bucks a month from their

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profiles. Because remember, it's likeyou hear about the girls that make you
know one hundred in a month,but for every girl that makes one hundred
grand a month, there's ten thousandthat make you know one hundred a month.
You know. The highest average permonth at fourteen sixty in South Carolina.
Okay, so the girls in SouthCarolina, they're making some money.

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The lowest average West Virginia. Theaverage in Virginia for only fans creators forty
bucks a month. No comment.Wow, Yeah, I gotta, I
gotta. I'm gonna have to seeif I can dig it up again.
But basically, she has this Twitteraccount and it's like you know, when

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you're female, and I think shealso has a dating account, and that's
how it started, like tender orsomething like that. I don't even think
it was stendard. I think itwas more something like actual, like looking
for a partner kind of website.Anyway, her inbox to get just gets
flooded, you know, because menare idiots, just gets flooded with you
know, crowd shots. And shedecided to start responding to them. And

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one of the ones I saw thismorning was right and her response is like,
I'm concerned about that spot on yourstomach. And then she goes on
to say she's a dermatologist. Andthe guy's like, what do you mean
what? Bye bye? And she'slike, take another picture of it up

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closer, you know, And she'sgoing back and forth with this guy and
she's like, yeah, that's notgood. She's like, you're gonna have
a tough couple months ahead of you. Guys like, I love her,
It's amazing. I gotta find itagain, though, that's the I will.

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down under. There's men at work, Jackson here and good morning to use
six fifty three time for things?I know? Did you know nearly two

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thirds of all meteorites discovered on Earthare found Antarctica. No wonder if it's
because more fall there, just becauseit's a giant, empty white sheet and
it's easy to find them. Probablybecause yeah, I think so, less

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chances of them being destroyed after theyland because there's nobody there. Yeah.
Ronald Reagan was a lifeguarden high school. Henny. He saved seventy seven people
from drowning. That that has likea Kim Jong who's the latest Kim Jong?

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Ill Kim Jong nun. I don'teven know that has a very dear
leader kind of vibe to it.It was a lifeguod. It saved seventy
seven people from drowning. I'm speakingmore of that nurse who was killing people
but then like pretending to save them, you know, but she was one
causing it. But like, sevenpeople, what's going on at that pool

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right seems a little excessive. Seventyseven people? That's like how many people
a day are like ready to die? I get that something going on there,
shark in that pool? Uh.In the Netherlands they have a version
of Sesame Street and instead of BigBird, they have a big blue bird

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named Pino. He was later establishedas Big Bird's cousin. Makes sense.
Zebras have only one toe on eachfoot. Some they have just a hoof
these, aren't they just like ahorse? They have a toe? Google
that I want to see a zebratoe. Camels. Humans have been performing

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dentistries since seven thousand BC, whichmakes dentist one of the oldest professions around.
Oh, I hate Dennis even thoughtof them. Can you imagine a
dentist in seven thousand BC just bewalking face could say, they'd be walking

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up to you with a rock anda stick, Come here and on that
note ancient, Like ancient Roman surgeons, it was important that they were trained
to block out the screams of humanpain. I just remember back then there
was no anesthesis, there was nopainkiller. They just strapped you down and

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say we're taking that appendix out.Oh oh god, oh oh. Finally
that math problem that Matt Damon solvesin Goodwill hunting, Apparently it's not that
hard, according to a mathematician fromCambridge. He said even someone who was

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not a mathematician could most likely solveit. All right, how do you
like them apples? I want totry to solve it now. No,
I look at it and go,uh yeah, no, all right.
It is six fifty six. You'relistening to Big one hundred. We have
tickets to give away this morning forArio Speedwagon and Train. We also have

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some tickets to give away for theDave Matthews Band and with the Big Word
of the Week your first Letter ofthe Week coming up at seven point thirty
this morning, and we have ticketsfor Aerosmith the Capitol One Arena. I
think this would be the last Aerosmithtour. Man. I feel like maybe
like they're getting up there. Imean after I mean, this is the

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tour that started last year. Theygot canceled. Yeah, six seven months.
Yeah, I wonder. I wonderI would get out and see him
if you're a fan, because Idon't know. I just got a feeling
this might be they might just callit quits, but I could be wrong.
All Right, we'll take care ofthe business here. We're back to
in just a few it's Big onehundred DC's Classic Rockets, Big one hundred

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Summer of sixty nine. As BrianAdams, Hey, I have good news.
Watching sports. It's good for yourhealth. Science Science Science Science says
it means legit if you watch theKentucky Derby or maybe some NBA playoffs over

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the weekend of study in Japan foundwatching sports is good for your mental health
and makes us happier. And researchersapparently like scanned people's brains while they were
watching sports. Have you ever seenthose studies? Or they put all the
electroids on your head and they likethe wires. Yeah, they check your

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brain activity while you're doing something.So they did that, had these people
watch various sporting events and found thatit activated the reward circuits in your brain,
which are of course linked to feelingsof pleasure and happiness, and they
also found that people who watch alot of sports have more gray matter in

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those areas, which suggest it mighteven change your brain structure over time.
All Right, I wonder what theywould find if they hooked all those electrodes
up to people as they watched allthose only fan sites in Connecticut. Well,
I think they've done that. Notnecessarily only fan sites, but they've

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done studies like that. Yeah,for those seeking to enhance their overall well
being, watching sports conserve as aneffective remedy. So there you go.
So next time somebody's given you griefabout sitting around watching the games, you
can be like, it's for mymental health. It's good for me.
It's good for me. It isseven fifteen. Coming up here in just

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a bit, we're gonna have sometickets to give away for Train and Oreo
Speedwagon a little bit later this morningwith what did we learn on the show
today? Watch some Dave Matthews Bandtickets that show at Jiffy Lube Live this
summer, thirteenth of July and comingup in about fifteen minutes. Here your
first letter for the Big Word ofthe week and your chance to win tickets
to see Aerosmith and a big thanksto Live Nation. That show I still

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a ways off, but going totake place at Capitol One Arena in October.
All it's all that more coming up. It is Big one hundred Stick
Around from Ohio top the iHeartMedia MetroplexLive from an Asians Capital. This is
Big Rock Mornings with Jackson on DC'sClassic Rock Big one hundred, DC's Classic

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Rocket's Big one hundred, their sisterChristian Night Ranger. They were at d
M three Rock Festival. They wereI didn't see any pictures of their set.
Saw a bunch of other stuff,but I didn't seen anything from them.
Juicy the King Tut Exhibit is inDC. I did, yeah,
and that's it's somewhere in DC.Don't ask me to do the work.

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I'm not gonna no. It's inthe Was it the Rhode Island Center,
Yeah, Northeast? I think so, Yeah, which is pretty cool because
apparently it's been touring Europe for liketen years and it's the first time in
d C. Kind of want tosee it, I do, but then
I'm like, is it gonna beone of those things I walk in see
a tomb and see some gold chalicesor something, and just go all right,

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that was cool. Yeah, butyou're gonna know in your mind that
it's King tut true, and that'sgoing to make it cool true. I
would like to see it actually mighthave to do that. I read a
story this morning about kind of sketchedme out because I've I've taken these surf
trips to read about the three guysin Mexico the disappeared. It's like two

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Australians and one American and they weresurfing down in Baja right and camping and
apparently, so the story goes,I think they've they've finally pieced it together
that some people drove by and sawtheir truck and wanted the tires, and
then I think when they were tryingto steal this is what they speculate.

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When they were trying to steal thetires, you know, the kids were
like, hey, you can't takeour tires, and it turned into an
altercation. They were shot, andthey found their bodies like four miles away
at the bottom of a well.Yeah, I don't know. I don't

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taken surf trips to Mexico is agood idea anymore. That's crazy, man.
I had some friends that went downthere. This was a long time
ago, probably twenty years ago,and they had an actual running with the
police who bribed them, took theirmoney. The police bribed in. Yeah,

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yeah, they were. They wereor extorted money, I guess I
should say not bribed. And theywere in the water surfing and they said
they looked up onto the beach andthere were fed rallies like motioned them to
come in right, and so theythey you know, they came in,
paddled in and they said something aboutwanting to check their car, and so

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they went up to the car andhe's like, dude, we saw it
playing his day. Threw a bagof weed on the seat. He was
like, he totally threw pott inthere. He's like, we had nothing
with us, We're not stupid.We were in Mexico, right, and
then said they were going to haveto pay the fine right then and there.
So it's like fifty bucks each andthey would let it go. It's

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like so corrupt, it's ridiculous.But my friend was like, he's like,
I've learned because he used to servein Mexico all the time. He's
like, I've learned the the ropes. He's like, they're going to ask
you what your parents do, andhe's like, and when they do you
say they're dead. He's like,because if you go, oh, yeah,
my mom's a doctor, they're goingto take you in. They're going

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to call your mom and say,you know, it's a five thousand dollars
fine to get you out of jail. So he's like, I always kept
like fifty bucks in my sock,and my parents are dead. He's like,
and when you tell him that,they then they just want whatever money
you have. And he's like,so you know, usually it's a fifty

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dollars fine for whatever you're doing wrongthat you weren't really doing wrong. But
it's important travel tech, it isimportant travel tips. Yeah, fifty bucks
in your sock, your parents aredead, and your parents this is Mexico.
Write back down, memorize that,rave it. It's Mexico. I
don't know if it's the same wayeverywhere. It is seven thirty five and
it's time to give you that letterfor the big word of the week.

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The big word of the week onBig one hundred. Today's letter is,
well, let's see huh do younot have a word yet? No,
I have a word. I wasgonna it's just a lame one and I

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wanted to change it and I neverdid, so we'll just go with it.
The first letter is w W isin watermelon w W. All right,
this is good this week for theDave Matthews ban. This is going
to be I'm sorry for Aerosmith DaveMatthews ban. We're giving away a little
bit later this morning, closer tonine o'clock. This will be good for

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Aerosmith tickets at Capitol One Arena thatis on the eighth of October. Big
thanks to Live Nation. We giveyou a letter every morning right about this
time at the end of the week. It spells a word. When you
know the word. On Friday morning, seven thirty ish, give buzz and
if you get it right, wegive you tickets for Aerosmith. And again,
I really am starting to wonder ifthis might be the last time Aerosmith.

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How old is Stephen Tyler now?Seventy? Oh my god, see
I was going to say late sixties. You think he's in his in so
yeah, they're getting up there,man. Still one of the best shows
I ever saw. As a kid, I saw the seventy six Wow,
mad respect man, I can't believethey're still doing it. I saw Aerosmith

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the Back in the Saddle tour,you know, because Joe Perry had left
the band, right, and andit just wasn't it wasn't the same.
It wasn't Aerosmith. Who was Idon't even remember. I don't even remember,
but they think they put out likeone record without him, and it
was And then when they decided toget the band back together, they did
not release an album. They justcalled it the Back in the Saddle Tour.

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It's like, we're back together andwent out on the road. One
of the best shows ever as akid. I think Permanent Vacation was the
first tour that I saw with them. Yeah that, uh, well,
god, what year was that?Nineties? And that was late eighties?
Late eight was it really? Yeah? I think so? Huh. I
think it was eighty eight or eightor nine? Man, my god,

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I think do you think back tothey were old man, so right,
but I think back to like,let's let's assume that tour was nineteen ninety,
right, Let's just say it wasnineteen ninety for purpose of conversation and
I look at nineteen ninety and go, oh wow, that wasn't that long,
dude, that was thirty four yearsago. I can't even nineteen ninety

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was thirty four flipping years ago.Yeah, this is how our parents felt.
My mother used to do this kindof thing, and I'd go,
well, what are you talking about. You're just old, talk about a
Beatles shit something. I saw theBeatles forty years ago, and I'm like,
you're old now here. I amthinking nineteen ninety was yesterday, and

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it was actually thirty four years ago. Because I think back to like bands
like Alice in Chains or Nirvana orSoundgarden, and it feels like yesterday when
those records came out, the veryfirst records. Now, I remember the
first time I saw the teen Spiritvideo, right, same doesn't feel like
thirty years ago, does? Itwas like yesterday? That's what I mean.
It's just insane. I guess it'scalled getting old. I don't know

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what it's called. If I wereto tell my kid that, he'd be
like, you're old. You're olddude. All right, it is seven
thirty nine. We'll take care ofsome quick business here. We're back to
in just a bit coming up inthe eight o'clock hour, Florida Man Sports
on Tap with Dennis Moore. It'sBig one hundred. DC's Classic Crock is
Big one hundred. I have theTiger Wow survivor uh seven fifty three Good

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Mornings. Sam Ash closing all theirstores. This kind of sucks man.
As a kid and hell, eventhrough adulthood. Sam Ash Man, I
spent a lot of time in samAsh stores. It was the last time
you bought something from THEA I boughta lot of stuff from sam Ash through
the years, sam Ash and GuitarCenter, right, and you kind of

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go back and forth and what's closestto your house at the time. I
think the last time I spent moneyon a sam Ash was probably, I
don't know, two years ago.Maybe they, of course have been serving
musicians around the country for god,it's been I think they're like a hundred
years old. Sam Ash, Ithink opened his first store in like New

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York in nineteen twenty four or somethinglike that. But they announced Thursday all
store locations will begin closing. Andin a statement from the CEO, and
he is the grandson of the ownerDavid Ash, he said Unfortunately, in
today's post COVID environmental challenges to brickand mortar businesses have necessitated a restructuring,

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and we're exploring a number of strategicoptions. Sam Ash did not release any
specific plans on their storey structure,just that they're going to be closing a
bunch of them. Here's the problemwith like music stores, with instruments and
things. You need to go in. You need to put your hands on
it, you need to play it. It doesn't look the same, it

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doesn't sound the same. There's noway to know online. It's just not
an online business unless you know exactlywhat you're purchasing. It kind of sucks.
And that was what was always sogreat about sam Ash and Guitar Center.
You could go and pick stuff upand play it. Well, there
are certain things you have to Yeah, I did that, like with shopping
for dishes, like for plates.You know, I've I've tried to order

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stuff online. Yeah, and itdoesn't feel like it looks. I don't
want that. I have a certainfeel that I want, so I have
to go out and physically touch itto know that. That's the one.
So crash that kind of relates.I see, I go into a sam
Ash and I'll pick up like aGibson guitar and sit and play it for

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a while. It's like, youknow, I need that. Well,
I guess you'd probably go into astore and pick up a plate. Well,
I'm saying that there are things thatyou need. There are things that
I get online. You have tohave. No, I know what you're
saying. I'm just busting your balls. Yeah, no, yeah, it
is the right way to heaven andthe sam ash. So it's no stereoway

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to heaven. No there, it'sit's the It's what really sucks about.
Look, there are many many perks, and I love being able to shop
online and I love Amazon. Look, the fact that I can go,
crap, I need this and sometimeshave it as soon as that afternoon is
pretty flipping awesome. But there area lot of things you just still need

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to go out and like touch andput your hands on and feel and make
sure it's what you're looking for,you know, then go home and order
that same exactly fine, which Itry not to do that though, because
I know that's terrible, right,Like, go go check it out in
a store and then go home andfind it online to save a dollar.
Yeah, that's bad what I didwith those plates? I was getting that.

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Did you order them online? Yeah? Oh yeah, absolutely, come
to the store and I felt themup. Yeah, those are the ones.
I want them there. You gottabuy them there. That's see where
the death of the brick and mortarwe're doing it. Oh, I am
part of the problem. Oh boy, But I am aware that I'm part
of the problem. Well that's okay, because I don't care that I'm part

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of the Well, you're gonna carewhen you can't touch plates anymore, then
what are you gonna do? Huh, You're gonna then it's gonna come down
to ordering them, checking them outand send it and sending them back if
they're not what you wanted. Yeah. No, It's it's kind of sad
to see all the brick and mortarsgo away. Like I get it,
and I get the convenience, andI take full advantage of it myself,

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but I still enjoy a store.I was trying to think there was one
recently where I was just like,I think it was a hardware store.
There was something I was looking for, something that I needed like right away,
Like I think I was doing somethingaround the house and I needed whatever
it was a tool or whatever,And it was like I had the hardest

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time finding a hardware store close tomy house. Like I was like,
no, that one closed. Now, that one closed too. Crap,
that one closed. Oh, Igotta drive like thirty five minutes to a
lose because I can't. You know, all the local hardware stores closed.
Sucks. Yeah, well it's thefuture, man, it's the future.

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Pretty soon, AI's going to bedoing this right here talking in to these
microphones. Yep, it's not longcooking our dinners. There's a major radio
company. I won't sit here andpoint fingers or drop names. I don't
know if you saw it in thenews that just hired a company to do

(33:20):
AI stuff for them to put AIon the air. Yeah, yeah,
I don't know I feel about that. I know how I feel about it.
I don't like it. Well,I don't know how i'd feel about
it as a listener either, Like, do you want to listen to a
robot? I? Oh no,no, I don't know. All right,
so let's take a break here.But coming up, we've got Florida,

(33:44):
man, just just about eight thirtyplus, we've got sports on tap.
With Dennis a little bit later thismorning, and we're gonna give you
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Monday today, I tell you what. There's just somen crash. I was
like, I love this song,but it's putting me to sleep. It's
just because this Monday today, forsure I need some Mac d C or

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something. Oh, look at that, we got some coming up do.
Yeah, we're gonna get to thatjust around the corner. Uh, that's
cool Dennis and with Sports on taphim, we'll get to Florida, man,
just around the corner. New reportsays, you know, I see
this in the news like every sixmonths or so, and we are closer
and closer to an exercise pill.I just don't see how that could be
good for you. Basically, they'vebeen playing around with this pill that will

(34:53):
like you know, increase your heartrate and you know, put your body
through all the things it goes throughwhen you are exercising. That can't be
good. No, that can't begood. Just but you know, like
I say, about every six months, I see a new story on it,
and they say, we're closer andcloser. And you know what's what

(35:19):
sucks is a number of people thatwill, rather than just you know,
taking a walk, we'll do that, we'll pop this thing and then they'll
die and then they'll wonder. Yeah, yeah, just yeah. Reading a
little more on it, I justI can't think that it's I can't think
it's good for you. No,just be bad idea. But it's another
short cut, and you know peopletend to like short cuts. That would

(35:45):
be the ultimate shortcut. It's like, here you go, this is gonna
be like you're working out for anhour every day. Just take it.
Ten years later, you're dead.Didn't really really so didn't really work out
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also known as a Mexican holiday.Oh what ismayo? You got? Oh
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Big one hundred. Joan Jet reada story this morning, but I don't

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know what to think about this.I guess in this day and age,
it's probably not a good idea.There's a school district in Ohio had to
go on lockdown last week. Thebigfoot was spotted walking around the campus,
running like past the classroom windows.Right. It was apparent just trying to

(37:59):
play a joke, trying to befunny. Sasquatch wasn't real, obviously,
obviously uh. And they later foundout it was a parent who was playing
a prank on the school. Andsome elementary kids were outside at the time,
and school officials are being commended forquickly moving them inside to safety because

(38:19):
you can't get eaten by a bigfoot. And then they went into lockdown without
a hitch. But the stunt obviouslycaused panic and disrupted the school. Bigfoot
never got inside the school. Idon't think he probably had any intention,
tools said the school. The parrotwas apprehended by a school resource officer and

(38:42):
prosecutors are reviewing the case. UnclearIfhill face charges. But you know,
I think this is funny. Wellhe was. I think it's funny.
I think he was trying to makekids laugh. I do too. You
know, he's probably got kids atthe school and thought it'd be funny.
Hey, I'll pretend to be bigfoot. But again, in this day and
age, yeah, well the waythey're they're they're listing it to the way

(39:02):
they're wording it in the media.A masked intruder on the camp, right,
it's like, oh, come on, it was a guy in a
bigfoot costume. That's funny. Thatis funny any time. Here's the thing,
it's funny if like he's got kidsin the school or like nieces or
nephews, and he was truly tryingto just prank them, right, If

(39:25):
it was my understanding that he's thatwas my understanding too. But if he
were just some randoms like well that'sdifferent, will I will backtrack and say
that that's that would be different.So understand that our opinion is based on
the fact that you know, he'sgot kids in the school and he's trying

(39:45):
to be funny. I don't knowthat that was my understanding. You're okay,
all right, all right maybe becauseno, in my luck, it'll
turn out he was just a psychosome random Yeah, that just was like
I get off some kids being scared. Who knows no, but I got

(40:08):
the impression it was. Yeah,that was my too. Yeah, you
can't do stuff around schools, man, that's just a no go. All
right, it is eight twenty nine. I don't I don't think I even
pulled a Florida Man story for thismorning. But let me tell you something.
Okay, there's a website floridaman dotcom. Do you want the Florida

(40:31):
Man music? Uh? Well yeah, I'm just saying that like if,
like sometimes when I don't have somethingprepared ahead of time, I give you
that website because it is a sourceof endless joy and if you want to,
you know, take a peek atit yourself, floridaman dot com and

(40:52):
it is awesome and they break itdown. They'll break it down into tags.
So like if you're looking for storyabout like nine to one one calls
or meth or gators or cops orpolice chase, you can pick like any
topic and it will find a storyfor you. So we'll click on idiot

(41:14):
today, Okay, side for Floridaman. Florida man. I don't know
why you'd do this, but ifFlorida man chose to break into jail,
most stories have the Florida man beingtaken to jail. Correct right, Yeah,

(41:38):
maybe not usually breaking into jail,but at nine pm on October fifth,
that's exactly what this Florida man did. Surveillance footage shows what police called
a bizarre and unusual scene. Now, he was homeless, Okay. I

(41:59):
was just about to say he mightbe looking for someplace warm, but it's
Florida. The homeless man was actingas though he was hiding from someone.
He then moved a metal detector andcrawled through an X ray machine to get
into the jail. He was arrestedand charged on four different counts. So

(42:21):
what else besides breaking into jail didhe do? Apparently he knocked over a
table and damaged a computer monitor,and I guess that's a charge damaging government
property. I'm looking at his mugshothere, and he's crying like no joke.

(42:43):
Look he's oh yeah, he tearslike real tears. He's crying.
He was eventually subdued by officers,and he's probably because they did have to
taste him. So what happens ifyou break into jail? Do they take

(43:07):
you out of jail? Well,I guess they take you out and put
you right back in. They founda meth pipe on him. That was
one of the charges, and actuallyhe was This guy was transported to mental

(43:28):
department to be evaluated. He probablycould have just fired that meth pipe up
right there in the lobby and thatwould have saved him a tasin. They
said he was extremely paranoid and aappeared to have an altered mental state.
Yeah, I'd say, so you'retrying to break into jail. And it

(43:49):
doesn't say what happened to him afterthat. He just said he was taken
to be evaluated. I want toI feel like the story is incomplete.
I want to know more. Ifyou want in jail, they let you
take you somewhere else. I love, I just love. Sometimes I love
going to this website, not evenreading the stories, just reading the headlines.
Florida man masturbates outside of Walmart.Florida man tries to break into a

(44:15):
vehicle of cops. Florida man breaksinto a woman's home and wears her clothes.
We had this one on last week, Florida woman calls nine one one
over stolen weed. Remember somebody stoleher weed and she thought it would be
a good idea to call the cops. And uh. Florida man busted with

(44:39):
math guns and a baby gaiter inhis truck. This is different from the
guy who was on last week thatjust went beer shopping with a gator in
his arms. Florida man gets beatup by Easter bunny. Naked Florida man
humps a tree and punches a deputy. Florida man tries to shoot puppy,

(45:02):
Puppy shoots him instead. They're justendless, dude. It's amazing Floridaman dot
com if you want to check itout. We get a lot of them
from there. All right, itis eight thirty four. We have Dennis
coming up with sports on Taptists aroundthe corner and we will play what have
we learned on the show today andgive you a chance to win tickets to

(45:23):
see the Dave Matthews fan coming upin July big thanks to the Live Nations
stick around. We'll do that injust a bit. It's big one hundred.
DC's class crack is big one hundred. It's in the air tonight,
Phil Collins Jackson here, good morningto you, telling you man, stomach
is like doing funky things. AndDennis comes in here, this is my

(45:49):
stomach off and on has been kindof hurting throughout the morning. Then Dennis
comes in here and tells me,oh, there's stomach virus going through the
building. I'm like, oh,great, Well, I was being kind
here. Maybe it's stomach cancer.I don't know. Wow, I'm just
giving you all options. Wow,just a joke. I talk about just

(46:14):
getting grim with it, bunch.Yes, you're from Philly, you can
take it. Take it all theway to the worst case scenario. Here's
a funny thing. If if Icall you tomorrow and be like it was
stomach cancer, You're like, say, I got it right. I'm gonna
say I told you so. Howare things in the world of sports,

(46:38):
Dennis, Well, we have gota Commander's Mini camp coming up this Friday
through Sunday, and this is ourfirst chance to take a look at Jayden
Daniels and the rest of the kidsthat were drafted, the undrafted free agents.
And also there are some tryouts too, so you're gonna get a ton
of kids coming in. But Fridayis the media day and the one and
only day that we had to seeJade and Daniels. So I'm gonna pop

(46:59):
down there on Friday and we'll checkhim out and see him good and uh,
I'm excited about And then after thatthere's OTAs and before you know,
we're in the training camp in midJuly. But it is exciting, man,
just wanting to see that kid.I bet he's chomping at the bit
too. Yeah, and time's gonnafly by him. It really will this
summer, It really will. Andwe'll have you out this summer. And
we are efforting to get Jayden onthe show this week as well as head

(47:20):
coach Dance Quinn. Yeah, becauseI'd like to get dance perspective when you
talk to him just about the draft, but his preparation on this new team
and getting Jayden and then are youbuilding the team around how's it working?
And how do you plan on protectinghim? Right? You know? What
do you you you winding Cliff?We can talk to him about protecting himself
because after watching last year was Samhal that was ugly, It was scary,

(47:42):
it was ugly and took Thank thankgod, Sam's landed a different place.
Now he's getting a second chance.But Sam, did you and I
agree he did a lot of goodthings last year, No, he did.
He threw for over three thousand yards. I think you put that kid
in the right system, you puthim in the right place, He's going
to do really, really well.I think too. On Schneider, the
GM of Seattle is a big fanof him, so hell, he might
be a starter with any year there. Who knows. I truly believe he's

(48:07):
gonna do well in the league.Yeah, So it just you know,
it was a bad situation after watchinga couple of Game sevens and you and
are big hockey guys. We've beenplaying and watching hockey, and I've been
calling hockey my whole life, soI love the game. I just don't
I was thinking about it the othernight. I don't think there's anything in
sports that compares hockey Game sevens toanything else out there. No, right,

(48:29):
I watched the Dallas game, andI watched the Boston Toronto game.
There is, and that went inovertime, by the way, with Boston
being Toronto in Boston, there's justnothing more special because every trip down the
ice, the game could be over. It's that exciting. Yeah, I
love Game seven. It's just alwayslove them in seconds right, and my

(48:50):
I just love all the chirp andI love all the smack talking it too.
I mean they are like when theymic those guys out, it's great.
Oh it's flipping awesome. It reallylike, there's no look, I
get they talk trash in all sports, you know, even in football there's
quite a bit of trash talking.There is nothing like hockey. There really
isn't. And I found this outa long time ago when I used to

(49:13):
call games in the minor leagues.Something surprised me. All the tough guys
are actually friends. But they knowwhat their job is is to beat the
living hell at each other. Kindof make a statement, but they're and
all these guys are friends. They'veall grown up and they played in the
same leagues growing up. They allknow each other. But I tell you
what, when the Game seven's onthe line and the chirpin's going and the
Hacken's going and the other thing istoo, which is really hard to believe.

(49:37):
After playing eighty two games, theytake it up a notch, which
is truly incredible because it's such ahard sport as it is, and it's
been such a long season. Butjust watching that Toronto game the other night
with Boston, those guys were flyingaround and hitting each other. It was
great hockey. Yeah right. Ithink that's why I like Suresey the TV
show so much because I think it'sthe only accurate representation of what of what

(50:04):
that trash talking is, like,tell you what, there's one more.
You're right about that, There's onemore. And it's an old movie.
But slap Shot, Oh yeah,slap Shot because I was in the minors
for several years. It is soauthentic. It is down to the t
of what it is. The PaulNewman movie. You gotta watch that because
the chirp and that one is fantastic. I loved when they would when they
were foiling up the handsome brothers bythe way, they used to do the

(50:29):
minor league. Those guys, thethree of them, two of them are
actually brothers, yea A one isa good friend. And they used to
tour and do their act at minorleague places and they couldn't have been more
funny and more cool, and theyhad a whole career because of that.
I pulled that one out, likeonce a year and watch it. Yeah,
I love that movie. I actuallywatched that when I was fourteen in
Philadelphia, really right around the cornerwhere it was filmed, and that it

(50:51):
was filmed in part of in Philadelphia. It's a great movie. But Gjorsey
is authentic. It's like it's thething I've seen to what it really sounds
like on the ice. So whenyou and I watched sports like football and
basketball and baseball, we see chirping. It's nothing like hockey. There's just
something the extra about hockey. Loveand the gap. And I do love

(51:12):
micd up players. Though it's greatas that might be. They're doing that
more in baseball now, and I'mglad they're trying to. I have enjoyed
that. No I have. Idon't think I've heard a baseball game yet,
do they what's that like? Itseems to me like it'd be kind
of black. Well, No,Actually, these guys are pretty cool about
it. They were actually during theplay, they're talking to them, right,
and you know it's usually an outfielderand uh, you know, sometimes

(51:35):
a ball like I saw this onetime he was talking to him and a
ball was hit to him while theywere chatting with him. Yeah, so
I think it's an extra element.They're doing it with the manager now in
between innings, they're doing it withthe players sometimes. It's an extra element
that we never got that I reallyenjoyed. They're doing with golfers now to
the last couple of years. Idon't know, if you know, you
probably don't watch it a golf now. Well they're they're they're talking with golfers
now during some tournaments, which isonce again it's behind the curtain. Really

(52:00):
cool when you're hiting from the actualathletes, right, absolutely, yeah,
no, it's fun. But yeah, miked up player for the best.
Thank you, Dennis. Have goodMonday. Man. We have a chance
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Who's this Tommy? How are youthis morning? Tommy? All right?
How you doing? Pretty good?Pretty good? All right? If you
were listening earlier, there was agentleman that got arrested because he dressed up
as something outside of an elementary school. What was it? A bigfoot pervert?

(53:10):
Yes, I don't know, ifyou We don't know. Now,
let's not judge. We don't knowif he was a pervert, but he
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