Billy The Kidd In The Morning

If you had enough money, could you really make ANYTHING happen, even have your funeral on the field of your favorite professional football team? 👀

That question takes Billy The Kidd In The Morning down one of the wildest rabbit holes yet as Billy The Kidd, Candice Lopez and Producer Pooh uncover a Dirty Little Secret that leaves the entire room stunned.

An anonymous caller who says she works at a major stadium for a professional f...

On today’s Dirty Little Secret, a listener agreed to watch her best friend’s energetic Goldendoodle while she was out of the country. But after three days of jumping, chewing, and nonstop chaos, she couldn’t take it anymore. Her solution? She secretly checked the dog into a highly rated boarding facility, paid for it herself, and never told her friend! When her friend returned, she happily took all the credit for ...

Would you sign a prenup to protect a life-changing inheritance, or would you tell your future father-in-law to keep his money?

That question sparks one of the biggest debates of the morning as Billy the Kidd, Candice Lopez and Producer Pooh kick off another unpredictable episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning. But before the courtroom drama even begins, there’s a surprise waiting for Producer Pooh that leaves him genuinely ...

Could you stay best friends with someone you secretly can’t stand if the friendship came with free flights?

Today’s anonymous caller admits she secretly hates her longtime best friend after discovering that her friend had been flirting with her fiancé before their engagement ended. But instead of confronting her or ending the friendship, she’s kept her close for one very specific reason: her best friend works for ...

Why does Producer Pooh always find drama at the grocery store? The crew kicks off Friday with Billy searching for the elusive “runner’s high,” Candice battling a bizarre candy corn autocorrect, and Pooh defending himself after a handheld shopping basket sparks an unexpected Kroger confrontation. Plus, Billy has a perfectly timed surprise for “Candy Corn” Candice that she definitely didn’t ask for...

If someone owes you $5,000, do they have any business posting vacation pictures from Mexico? And when does harmless social media activity officially cross the line into cheating?

On this episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning, Billy The Kidd, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh tackle questions guaranteed to start arguments in the group chat, but the morning begins with an unexpected scare when Pooh suddenly gets sick right before t...

Imagine carrying a family secret so uncomfortable that you’ve never even told your spouse. Today’s anonymous caller reveals that he’s related to David Duke, the former Ku Klux Klan leader and white supremacist, and admits he’s spent years keeping that connection hidden because Duke’s beliefs represent everything he stands against.

He opens up about discovering the connection through his family, the emb...

What happens when you realize the person you’re dating isn’t actually the person you’re meant to be with?

Today’s Dirty Little Secret comes from a guy who has been with his girlfriend for six months. She’s amazing, his family loves her, and she’s already talking about their future together. But he’s been hiding a life-changing realization: he now knows he’s gay. He cares deeply a...

What would you do if you found out the person you loved had been hiding something that could completely change your relationship?

Things get VERY real on this episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning with Billy The Kidd, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh! Between an unforgettable Dirty Little Secret, a friendship put on trial in Candice Court, some absolutely bizarre workplace habits, and a nostalgic Hot Take of the Day, this show g...

What if your sense of smell was so strong that you could recognize someone without even seeing them? Today’s Dirty Little Secret takes an hilariously unexpected turn when a listener confesses that she has an almost uncontrollable habit of smelling practically everything she comes across.

She says it’s almost a reflex. She smells objects she picks up, loves the scent of old books and bookstores, and can even recognize pe...

What happens when your morning starts with free coffee, a lack of sleep, and Producer Pooh dreaming that Oprah Winfrey crashed a DART bus into a Mexican restaurant? Apparently, just another Tuesday on Billy The Kidd In The Morning with Billy The Kidd, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh. The crew kicks off the show celebrating National Coffee Day, debating their favorite coffee spots and whether iced coffee is really just a summer thi...

Would you keep a $100,000 secret if the money was being used to help people?

A listener has anonymously helped families in her church for nearly a decade, paying everything from rent and utilities to medical bills and Christmas gifts. But she's carried a secret about the questionable origins of the money the entire time. She now sits beside some of the very families she's helped on Sundays, and they have no idea their anonymous ben...

If money came from a questionable past, could you still use it to change someone’s future for the better?

That question takes center stage on a wild Monday with Billy the Kidd, Candice Lopez and Producer Pooh on Billy The Kidd In The Morning! After surviving their massive Corny Dog Walk from North Dallas to the State Fair of Texas, the crew recaps the heat, the miles, the incredible State Fair opening ceremony and the moment ...

She’s keeping a relationship secret from everyone in her life, but there’s one person she definitely doesn’t want finding out: her dad. After unexpectedly reconnecting with one of her dad’s longtime friends, innocent conversation turned into drinks, a day on his boat, and eventually something much more. Now they’ve been secretly seeing each other for about a month. 

What makes it even more complic...

It’s opening day of the State Fair of Texas, which means Billythekidd, Candice Lopez and Producer Pooh are preparing for the second annual Corny Dog Walk, a roughly 14-mile journey to the fairgrounds dressed as giant corny dogs. But before they hit thestreets of Dallas, there’s a Dirty Little Secret that could destroy a longtime friendship, a major dating debate and another case for Judge Candice. 

It's finally her...

She’s 30, single, and has discovered she has a VERY specific type:“Home Depot dads.” Think older guys, dad bods, faded jeans, beat-up work boots, and the kind of man you’d find wandering the aisles of Home Depot early on a Saturday morning. But this isn’t just a fantasy anymore. She’s secretly dating a 54-year-old electrician who checks every box, and she hasn’t introduced him to her friend...

Can you control who you’re attracted to, even when they’re NOTHING like the person everyone expects you to date?

On today’s Billy The Kidd In The Morning, Billythekidd, Candice Lopez and Producer Pooh dive into a hilarious, surprising and debate-filled morning before the second annual Corny Dog Walk kicks off tomorrow! A 30-year-old listener confesses that she’s developed a VERY specific type:“Home Dep...

What if you could become a completely different person for just a few hours? One woman confesses that not even her husband knows about the secret life she’s been living. A couple of times a month, she dresses up, creates a fake name, career, husband, and backstory, then tours multi-million-dollar homes pretending she’s a serious potential buyer. She’ll even ask detailed questions and occasionally return for a seco...

Have you ever wondered what it would feel like to live someone else’s life, even if it was only for an afternoon?

Today on Billy The Kidd In The Morning, Billythekidd, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh dive into one of the most unusual Dirty Little Secrets yet. One listener confesses that she secretly visits open houses for multi-million-dollar mansions, dresses the part, creates an entirely fake identity and backstory, and co...