July 17, 2025 • 37 mins
TikTok’s newest star Stephanie joins the pod fresh off going viral — and yes, her mouth is still the main character. She’s the only person who swears more than Joel, and somehow made it through trivia, chaos, and a whole lotta coughing without completely losing the plot. Barely.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The play is in confused.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Podcast is rated M from marijuana no miners, but your
audience is only Your Mama sucks cocking hell.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Wow, Steph, that was great.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
That was a you know, I have the sound effects
on here, like I could do that myself. Like, uh,
I don't know what it's from though, it's from a movie. Yes,
your Mama sucks cocking hell. It's very famous horror movie
from back in the day. Horror movie from back in
(00:32):
the day.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Uh, geez, Linda Blair. That's not gonna help him.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Yeah, who the fuck is that grease? Uh, your Mama
sucks cocking hell. They actually say that it's an old movie. Yeah,
what was it?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Nineteen is into seventies? It might be the seventies probably, Yeah,
I have.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
No idea, no idea.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
The Exorcist, right, yes, never seen it. You're not gonna
watch it. We also can't put your mother sucks cox
in Hell on this podcast, so we're gonna edit all anyway, Like, hell,
we are no more editing.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
This fucking might keeps dropping me. It's gonna be ef.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
I said it was going to be Bob before Steph,
you're going to be in the podcast. He's like, no, no,
my vagina is.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Yes, what are you doing? You're on the podcast?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
You know, Bob, according to him, is probably the most
famous person on this earth, right, Bob's very well known.
But some people are more well known than others. Some
people have been seen on the internet ninety one thousand times.
How about it? I know, right about it, steph Do
you know anybody that's been on the internet and like,
have been seen by ninety one thousand people?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
A personal person, It.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Could be you, a personal person. Person, a personal person.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
What we told you told you want to tell her?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Okay, so you remember a few.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Give me that fucking dream.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
What if we told you that you became famous without
your you know.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
It, my vagina?
Speaker 4 (02:17):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Okay, So Stephanie, throw a little party, a little shindango
a little while ago, and uh, mister Becker over here
took a video and in the process of him taking
this video of you, I thought, oh my god, this
is a this is a fucking viral TikTok. You need
to send this to me.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Let me see that motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
And slowly, but surely the Award for the most frequent
use of profanity and meetings.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
What do you have to say? About that.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Fucking eh.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
That's all it was, Steph. And you have ninety one
thousand views.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
On the end, you have ninety one thousand views and
like fourteen point as we speak, fourteen point seven thousand likes,
and a bunch of comments with people that are like, Wow,
I know a baddie one.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
I see one you tell her. We love you?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Oh my god, we love you.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Love you.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Yes, people fucking love you, Steph. Absolutely. People absolutely, people
love your personality.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
You need to go on TikTok. You need to make
some TikTok. Fuck.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
I hate those fucking people.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
But now you're one of them. People would love you
talking like this though. This is what I'm saying. Blunt
honesty the award for the most frequent use of profanity
and meetings. What do you have to say about that?
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Fucking eh?
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Congrats on going viral.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Stephanie is our tenth guest on the Blaze of Confused podcast.
Joel and I have worked with her before. She's been
in the radio world. She's worked in the sales part
of the radio world for a long time. Actually, in
my early days at the radio station, I got suspended
from doing events because of Stephanie.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Ah, yeah what Oh we were.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
A bar and you were like, don't be a pussy,
just drink beer with everybody, and I.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Was like, I'm not supposed to be drinking.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
I'm working, And then I did. I got suspended for
three months.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Wow, sounds right.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
That same night, though, she and I ended up singing karaoke,
but we were singing you remember what song it was?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
It was the big question what Cheryl Crow.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
And Cheryl Crow picture?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Oh no, do you remember it?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
The words? I don't even know that song well enough
to be able to sing it. Put your picture.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
No, that's not a fucking song.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Yeah, I just called to say I love you.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
No, hell no, that was not the song. That's not
even freaking kid rock and sure.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
No, why is everyone yelling at me? I love the
story about you getting in trouble with Stephanie at the bar,
because the the only time that I got nailed for
smoking weed in my apartment ever was when steph was
in my apartment's fucking joint with me.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
Well, you had the music cranked as high as it
would go one hundred decibels.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Yeah, you remember what we were listening to?
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Was it Skinnered?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
James Gang Oh really, I was gonna say it with
jam Rock and Cheryl Crowe. Now I won't be caught
dead listening. I hate kid Rock. Let me ask you.
Have you ever been on a cruise? I almost went
on a cruise. It was supposed to be my graduation
president from high school. I think they were talking about
it anyway, and then nine to eleven happened and everything
was Everyone was like, we don't want to travel, but
(05:29):
we didn't end up doing it. But I've never been
on a cruise otherwise.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Have you?
Speaker 5 (05:32):
It's a peatrie dish. Yeah, I'm gonna be surrounded, but.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I don't like that you have to be back on
the boat at you're gonna go to an island. You're
gonna check it out for four hours. You gotta be
back on the boat or they leave you. I've seen
videos of people being left on an island, Like what
do you do? Then you gotta pay for a flight.
It's a whole freaking process. But I don't like having
an itinerary on vacation. See, I think having an itinerary
is good.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
I want to strug you. You like structure, Well, not
in the show at all, but yeah, thank.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
You thinking about going on a cruise, because it's also
a cheap way to travel. But here's the thing, nobody
wants to do it. Everybody sounds like you too. My
family like that. There's like a bunch of cruisers in
my family. They love cruises. There's a bunch of cruisers
in my family.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
There's cruise people, and then there is they're like bowlers.
I consider cruisers like bowlers. You know, it's the same
kind of mentality.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Have you ever been on a cruise?
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Yeah, like a short one.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
It rained both times we were supposed to get off
on islands, so we were stuck on this fucking, you know,
crusty ship.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
They had a good time.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
That was my first and last.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
I think that a cruise sounds wonderful because like there's
so much shit to do and everything's planned out, like
there's all these activities. There's so much shit you can do.
You can go in the Honestly, you know what I'm
looking at. But you know what I'm looking at now,
DJ jobs DJ and on a cruise ship. Then I'm
then I'm reading about it, and it's very like fucking rigorous. Man,
(07:02):
it's pretty nuts, Like you DJ on a carnival cruise ship.
You wake up in the morning, you set up, you
start going, and you fucking go all day long, all
day long, and you move around from different parts of.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
The ship, and you probably don't make that much money.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Probably not, I don't know, but I feel like it'd
be cool with freaking travel, right, I want to travel.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
I want to see the world.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
You'll be working the whole time on a freaking boat.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Yeah, but is that working it?
Speaker 3 (07:24):
It probably is.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
I think those people sleep like four hours a night.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Sounds about right.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
That's all I do. Now, maybe for like a two
years if you had, if you had like something to
come back to do it for like two years.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
I guess everybody's crushing on dreams and aspirations of going
on a cruise, working on a cruise. Sorry, buddy, just
I just want to go on a cruise. I want
to go warm and tropical down there, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Yeah, but you can just go to an island instead,
you know, pick a good one. Jeez, she's dying over there,
I do. I tell you, your shit's too strong Man
and Stephanie a viral superstar right now on TikTok and
our tenth guest on the Blaze to Confuse podcast. I
think we should start the show.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Welcome to the Blazed and Confused podcast with Becker and Joel,
the trivia podcast where the questions are high, and so
are they hate. Time to spuck your curiosity and light
up some knowledge though Blazed and Confused podcast starts.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Now, what are you laughing at over there?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
I'm just I'm reading some of the comments of Stephan
his viral TikTok.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Hell, yeah, you the ship Auntie?
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Damn? Do I know that person?
Speaker 1 (08:40):
No, let's people from all over the world. I'd assume
they're huge fans of yours. Now, are you angry that
we put you on the internet without telling you?
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Yeah, I'm kind of share make sure.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Yeah, it wasn't anything too crazy, you know.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
See, Steph, I'm glad you know you might be the
only person in all of the world that curses more
than I do. We're trying to have a podcast where
I cut it back a little bit with my f bombs,
but you know, yeah, it's hard. It's very hard.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
It's hard to turn it off, especially with how like
passionate you are about everything or expressing your opinion about everything.
You know, you never hold back? Is that what it is?
I'm passionate about everything. You're overly passionate about everything. Well,
how do you not be? I just talk to a
lot of people that don't give a shit about anything.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Dude, the older I get, the less I care. Is
that a bad trait to have?
Speaker 5 (09:33):
Yes, that's your age, it is really Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
What reminder? You're only twenty six years old. Yeah, I'm
twenty six and tired. Oh my god, we all are.
I'm not twenty six and tired. I'll be forty one. Tons.
I speak for my generation. We're twenty six and tired.
People are We're ready.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
For your generation doesn't know shit about working? I mean
I had three jobs when I was twenty so mch NF.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Yeah, but so do wide. Don't tell me I can't work.
I know about working, so it can't work. But I'm
twenty six and tired, but I know how to work.
Would you say that Joel works too much? Is he
missing out on life too much?
Speaker 3 (10:10):
I think he does work too much, but.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
He also loves money.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
You love luck.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
Okay, you're gonna have to work for a long long time, honey,
so don't try to make it all right now?
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Enjoy yourself. You're not gonna be young again.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
This is a sound advice, especially from a person who
you know would say this and do a microphone.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Eat me, motherfucker.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
You sound good.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Honey again again. I don't black out, but I forget everything.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Ah BEVERI And here we are, Steph. You know how
this podcast.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Works, right, I've listened? Yes, all right.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
We have some rapid round questions for you, just like
ten or so questions, as many as you can get
in in like sixty seconds. They're all random topics. Just
spit it out if you know it, you know, top
of mind. Yeah, yeah, these you're fucking easy, man. They're
not that easy. They're pretty here's the thing. But when
you're on the spot, it's not that easy. It's pretty easy,
all right.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
The game begins into three.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Let me just say Becker wrote the questions and the
Wizard of Oz. Dorothy's dog is named what to you
got it?
Speaker 1 (11:23):
A classic margerita pizza is topped with tomato, mozzarella and basil. Damn.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
The US bought Alaska from in eighteen sixty seven from
who Russia?
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Russia?
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Geez.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
The movie Back to the Future features a time machine
built into what kind of car DeLorean? You got it?
What was the name of the girl Forrest Gump was
in love with Jenny?
Speaker 2 (11:45):
All right?
Speaker 1 (11:46):
The villain in The Little Mermaid is named.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
A little Mermaid. I don't know, some fucking weird fish
or something.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Close.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
That should be the correct answer. I like, that's a
great answer. The three prime colors are red, blue, and
what yellow? Can you hear me?
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Now? Became a famous catchphrase for the wireless carrier.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
What got it? What's the largest mammal in the world? Well?
What kind?
Speaker 1 (12:15):
And it's not it's not a sperm whale either?
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Comes back?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Now, you got it right, It was a blue whale.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Blue. Oh, and that last question we missed right there.
What's the chemical symbol for water? Jesus h two?
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Oh hey, I'm just saying who wrote this?
Speaker 2 (12:30):
You were chatchy pt.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Chatchy PT. You didn't contribute at all. Come on, he
was on the couch, so I got wow?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Nine out of ten? Is that what you got? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Nine out of ten. The villain in The Little Mermaid
ursula the big one. Yeah, the big purple Ever watched
ye Little Mermaid? That doesn't that's not one of the
good Disney movies.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
I'm I'm a right of two wee girl.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
It's like, no, even that one's over.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Ray, I just watched it last night again for like
the hundredth time.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
You really know now that one gets on my nerves.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Now, if you're talking like classic Disney, like old school,
old school Disney, Cinderella is the best one.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Now, Bambi's too fucking sad. That's sad.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
That's Cinderella. Huh, Cinderella. I'd probably pick Cinderella.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Why.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
I was in the Cinderella play in the fifth grade,
That's why. Yeah, I auditioned for the Grand well, no, no, no,
I auditioned for the Prince, and I got the Grand Duke.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
That was what was that?
Speaker 2 (13:36):
That's the fucking dude that has to prance around town
and try the fucking shoe on everybody until they find
the right one. Oh yeah, yeah, he's the dude with
the monocle. That's all I remember about is that I
had the round thing in my eye. Cool the fifth grader. Yeah,
and I had blonde hair and appeal on black mustache,
which made a lot of sense.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
You were a nerd back then and still are?
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Are we ready to get started here with the questions,
Yeah you versus me, it's my birthday. Go easy on me,
all right, that's right, it's your birthday. I'm yeah. So
when this podcast is posted, you'll officially be how.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Old forty one?
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Wow? Yeah? Are you double my age? No?
Speaker 1 (14:19):
First off, you're terrible at math, But.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Like twenty and twenty is forty and one, so you're
twenty six twenty six times two. Well, I'm saying, like
twenty and twenty.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
It's fifty two the same as forty one.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Fifty two? Fuck fifty two, fifty two close to forty one?
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Hey you so much.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Well, I'm just saying, like I'm not a number guy,
but like, yeah, fifty two, forty one, forty one's here
and fifty two is.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Here and they're not there.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Older, it's throwing away, yes, wiser, I don't know anyway,
all right, it's just Steph.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
You're our lifeline. We can use you once. Question number one,
how about this drunk on trivia?
Speaker 2 (15:02):
What's the main ingredient and a traditional Scottish.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Whiskey a main ingredient like to make it or how
they serve it? What is it like on a piece
of you? Like, is it like with a cube of ice.
That's what I'm saying, the mean ingredient.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
It's there in a traditional Scottish whiskey, a cube of
fucking ice.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
What I don't fucking know? Yeah, is it barley? I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Wow, you literally got it.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Answered, really pulled out. Is it a cub of ice?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Baby? Boom boom boom? Do you like whiskey?
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Are you drinking? Yesterday? He was hung over all day.
He literally got off the couch right before I came
over and contributed nothing to the rapid round questions. You
know what, Yeah, I'll write them next. I was on
the phone with it before. He's like, can you I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
I don't drink. I don't drink alcohol a lot.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
I DJed a.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Party last and I the private party, backyard party, great house,
beautiful house with a great outdoor area.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
And he's told me before that when he does gigs,
he doesn't get drunk. I never drink or smoke. And
what did you do yesterday? I drank and I smoked
with both j Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Yeah. Because it was like friends, you know, and there's
a lot of friends there. It was just me set
up next to the bartender DJ and all afternoon, like
I I can't remember the last time that I DJ'd
for like seven hours straight. It was all day, from
five o'clock to midnight, twelve thirty, and he had to
be picked up until the cops came.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
The cops came because of the noise.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Last night. Yeah, oh really, that's what shut down the party.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
You were bumping it too hard.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
I was waiting for them to tell me to like
shut it off and go home, and nobody said anything,
so I kept going and.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Till what time, like twelve thirty. The cops showed up
at twelve thirty, and then I think the noise starts
at eleven or something like that.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Yeah. I asked him if he told his neighbors. This
is what I always do when I DJ backy parties.
I ask if they tell their neighbors that they're throwing
a party, and most of the time they say yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
He told me yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
He might have told them.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
It's a lot easier too, if you invite your neighbors,
befriend your neighbors, invite your neighbors. Yeah. Avoid However, Steph,
I don't know if you listen to the last episode
with Bob Older, but he struck up a conversation with
my neighbor who I don't really talk to, who I
don't really talk to to begin with, I talk to
this neighbor and not that neighbor, and he talked to
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that neighbor. And now every time I see them, I'm like, hey,
how are you? And I walk past and I'm.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Thinking, whatever that guy said to you. Don't let them
reflect poor, you know.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Man. Now these people that I don't talk to, I
feel the need to talk to them so I can
apologize for.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Him.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
We have to be nice anyway. Question two, Question two?
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Question two, All right, let's do some geography. What US
territory is located in the Caribbean Sea along with Puerto Rico?
Speaker 1 (18:12):
One more time?
Speaker 2 (18:12):
What US territory is located in the Caribbean Sea along
with Puerto Rico.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
I think my friend lives there, and I cannot think
of what it's called right now?
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Do you know what it is?
Speaker 3 (18:43):
I think I do.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
I don't think it's gonna come to me. I'm gonna
go to a staff for my life.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
So you're going to your life hard it come to me?
What do you think it is?
Speaker 3 (18:51):
I was gonna say, I don't it's not Bermuda.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
But what US territory is located in the Caribbean Sea
along with Puerto Rico. What are you doing on your phone?
Going on your phone?
Speaker 1 (19:04):
No, it's not kualmeter, not googling, going on your phone?
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Not googling? Well, then what do you need your Well?
Then what are you looking up? This should be against.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
The roles, so probably sleeping at this time.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
What are you looking up? The location? Find my friends?
Speaker 1 (19:21):
I can't remember it. Tell me what it is without
being dick.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
What US territory is located in the Caribbean Sea along
with Puerto Rico.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Ah, man, I cannot get it. The correct answer is
the Virgin.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Island, the Virgin Islands.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
That's not where I thought it was. Okay, but I
thought I actually thought about the Virgin Islands. I just
didn't spit it out before. I thought it was this
other place that I cannot remember.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Here.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
It's nice though.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
I hope he's having a good time down the.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Question three. I'm good for him.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
All right, come on, nuts, it's a here's a question
for you.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Why is uh?
Speaker 2 (20:06):
You know? Ever since we went to the Pocono race
with Bob, Like today, I was watching the NASCAR Cup
series race in Sonoma County, California. Today. I watched it
start and I watched like the first three or four laps,
and I thought, all right, this is like kind of cool. However,
not to sound like a raging asshole, but why is
that considered sports? Like this next question I'm going to
(20:29):
ask you is technically a sports question. I want to
know what, Like, it's sports athlete driving athletes.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
So here's the thing. It takes a lot of You
have to be athletic to drive that car. Right, you
have to be really good shape because all the G
force and everything like that, Like, it's a lot on
your body. I think race cart like especially in Formula one,
I know I talked about. I've been watching that a
lot more. They'll lose like thirteen pounds in a race, dude,
Oh yeah, from all that like G force. Well, did
(20:56):
you see the new Brad Pitt movie? And that's why
I did see that course?
Speaker 2 (20:59):
No, no, no, no, I've been I've been in it.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
I've been watching that Netflix series about F one and
it really has gotten me into it. But I did
see the New F one movie and it was all right,
it was okay, cheesy, it was kind of my parents.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
They loved it. They went to the pre screening of it,
did they? The radio station did an event a pre
screening a couple of days before it came out. But
the my dad said that the sound was ridiculous. It
like shook the seats. It was crazy.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
It was cool, don't get me wrong. The racing scenes
were cool or whatever, but the storyline was really kind
of stupid. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I wouldn't. Yeah, Brad Pitt
cool and everything, but that movie alright.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Anyway, so sports apparently is the question, Uh, who's the
only driver to win the Indy five hundred, the Daytona
five hundred and the F one World Championship.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Mario and Drettie.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Wow, look at that local guy, local tie Yeah, local time,
very good. I used to h he used to own
a car wash down on Bethlehem. Yeah, and now it's
you know, and now it's a different name.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
But anyway, he used to be there, dude washing his
car all the time, and I was such a huge
fan out.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
So yeah, he was just be making it at so
many times.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Wow, oh yeah, cool stuff. Yeah. And then even after
he sold the car wash, you'd come through the drive
through thing and he would still be there in his
corner cleaning out his car and stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
For our international listeners, we know there's so many of them.
He's from Nazareth, Pennsylvania. Yeah, which is what I don't know,
fifteen twenty minutes away from where we're recording this podcast
right now, exactly. I used to drive past his big
mansion that shack dude man, whoa whoa.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Yeah, Okay, they're definitely among the richest people around here.
Look at you, Mary Andrei. Thank you. You're doing pretty
good today. Thank you, you're doing pretty good.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Question for all right, So again, we're recording this episode
on Sunday, July thirteenth, But I'm gonna ask you a
question about the fourth of July, which was you know
what a week ago? Yep, week and a half ago.
On the fourth of July, Joey Chestnut made a triumphant
return to the Nathan's famous Hot dog eating contest. How
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many dogs did he consume in ten minutes to take
home the infamous mustard belt?
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Did you watch that stuff?
Speaker 3 (23:21):
I read about it.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
I remember reading about it. I read about it. Was
it like ninety seven?
Speaker 2 (23:25):
No, it's not that many.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
It's not that sixty seven. That is there a seven
at the end of it. There is a seven in there.
It's more than sixty seven seventy seven eighty seven?
Speaker 2 (23:38):
What wait, what is it more of?
Speaker 1 (23:41):
More than seventy four seventy four less Jesus Christ seventy
seven seventy zero point five. So he ate like the
perfect like half serving of a hot dog. Inherently, I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
If you look at him, it looks like he like
takes the dog out of the bun, and then it
looks like he soaks the bun in the water and
just like shoves it in his face like this goopy,
bready water.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Easier to eat, Yeah, it slides down easier. I hate
to say it like that. Oh yeah, seventy and a half.
So they what they like, measure the hot dogs and
then he they measured the half that he ate, and
they were like, that's exactly half. How do you get
a half of a point? I think that's kind of stupid.
I think you should just if you don't eat the
whole thing, then you don't get a half a point,
you just get rounded down. You didn't finish the fucking
(24:30):
hot dog.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
It's like putting half of it in your mouth. Yeah,
not the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Yeah, she knows what I'm talking about anyway, I think.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
Anyway, what you're about to learn absolutely nothing. Go Blazed
and Confused podcast.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Varying topics today. Here we go the first one, question
number one. What popular candy bar was named after a
beloved racehorse in the nineteen twenties. Um, I want to
say a baby Ruth. No, no, no, no, stuff?
Speaker 2 (25:16):
You know?
Speaker 3 (25:18):
Oh shit?
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Was just wait?
Speaker 3 (25:19):
I do know?
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Do you want more of this?
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Fuck?
Speaker 1 (25:22):
No?
Speaker 3 (25:23):
I can't face the one helpable. It was right on him.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Named after a fucker?
Speaker 1 (25:30):
What popular baby bar?
Speaker 5 (25:32):
I know what it was, but mister goodbar.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
The answer is Snickers, Snicker you name, that's right, Niggers.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
So I got that wrong, man, Okay, So Babe, I
mean babe.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
Baby Ruth a baseball player, Babe Ruth.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
No, no, no, no, I know who Babe Ruth is.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
I'm talking about the candy. What's the candy?
Speaker 3 (25:58):
What is it chocolate or something?
Speaker 1 (26:00):
I think? Well is it not? No coconuts? Not baby root,
Baby Ruth a baby Ruth bar, Iaby Ruth. I don't
think I've ever had one?
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Actually, what yeah, I know I like them.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
I just don't remember what's in them.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
I don't think you like them. No, I will always
give them up on Halloween.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
You know what I recently found out that is great.
I'm not even really much of a candy guy. But
Kinder Did you ever have a Kinder?
Speaker 4 (26:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Man, those are good.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
It doesn't about I don't know.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
I kinder bino, they're moy bueno. They have like this
cream inside. Oh my god, what a surprise. Got a
cream and creamy inside, you know, Joe, I'm sorry, I'm
looking up. What's in a baby Ruth? Oh, baby Ruth?
Baby baby named Ruth?
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (26:46):
No, you two are stronge that poor baby.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
The baby Ruth. A baby Ruth and a Snicker are
very very similar. Baby Ruth bars contain chunkier peanuts. Plus
there's more of them in the Snickers bar, more peanuts
in a baby Ruth peanuts. This creates a chewier texture,
which is great for those who love a scrumptious crunch.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Okay, thank you Google. Anyway, when you say peanuts, it
sounds like penis. You shouldn't be peanuts.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Peanuts, peanuts, peanuts, peanuts, penis. Did you ever play the
game in school or you're sitting on the bus, or
you know, you're sitting in a quiet room and you
dare your friends to just stand up and yell as
loud as they can back in the day, for sure, Steph,
you ever played the penis game?
Speaker 3 (27:34):
No, I have no idea what want to do?
Speaker 2 (27:36):
It is fun to do it in public. Such, I
don't know about that. That that's that's a little much
penis question too.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
What pop star holds the record for the most Billboard
Hot one hundred number one singles? Which pop star holds
the number?
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Sorry?
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Which pop star holds the record for the most of
the Billboard Hot one hundred number I can't even fucking talk.
Which pop star holds the record for the most Billboard
Hot one hundred number one singles.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Male or female?
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Chatchy, bet really fucked up that wording.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Give you a hen or a male?
Speaker 1 (28:22):
It's a female? Row If it was a male, who
say barry male? Which pop star holds the record for
the most Billboard Hot one hundred number one singles? She
has nineteen of them. I know who it is, Okay,
I have a few guesses. Guess no, Taylor Swift, No, no.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
No, can I guess?
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Yeah? Maybe I'll go to my lifeline.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
I'll go to you already got it wrong, but go ahead, Donna,
no Ja, yes, no, this is a major one that
I'm completely shocked that you're overlooking Linda Ronstaff. She's really
popular around Christmas.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
Whitney Houston.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Oh, fucking Mariah Carrey nineteen number one hits. Yeah, Mariah
carry Wow, Maria, did you ask me that question already? No,
it was a different Mariah Carey question. Tell chat Chip
to stop giving me a questions about Mariah Carrott.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Every time I asked chat GBT brings up shit he
already told me about. Like I don't understand. It's more
clever than that. You gotta keep asking him about his sister.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
You gotta keep doing it.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Question three, where's your sister? Who was the primary author
of the Declaration of Independence?
Speaker 5 (29:41):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (29:43):
I did not remember this? Do you know this stuff?
Speaker 3 (29:45):
I think so?
Speaker 2 (29:47):
The primary anything STEP's are.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
All tame right now. By the way, it's the weed.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
It's because your weed's too strong, That's what it is.
Sometimes it junks you out too much.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
I'm hallucinating right now.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
But is that you.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
Hallucinating?
Speaker 1 (30:03):
But like you know, yeah, you're vibing all right, you
got the music in your ears, Auntie go off Anti.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
What a battie, Steph.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
They love you. I'm telling you we.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Should reply to some of them.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Who was the primary author of the Declaration of Independence?
Is it fucking Thomas Jefferson?
Speaker 3 (30:28):
Got it?
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Now there's a bonus points option here, right Which president
was he? What number president was he? You want to hint,
I can give you a hint. Okay, So here's here's
where my my brain is right now.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
When I went through the last episode, or one of
our recent episodes, Thomas Jefferson came up in conversation and
I said, he's number three, But I think that's wrong,
and I think it's actually five.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
I think he's the fifth president. You had it right
to begin with, due number three. No, wait, so he's
the third, Yes, the third one from eighteen oh one
to eighteen oh nine. He had a full term there.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
Oh so close.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
I'm surprised you reached back like that the way you
did for that information.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Good for you. I do suffer from short term memory loss,
but that was a couple of days ago, so it
was enough days, I guess for you to remember question four.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
The first name of doctor Seuss is what ohm is
real first name? Yeah, I definitely know this.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
It's Theodore Geisel. You got it? How did you know that?
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Because I was a dude, I did not need a reader.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
I used to be a reader green Eggs and Ham.
I like that.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
That is your example over head. The that was a
reader too when I was three years ago. Go, can't go?
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Can you name a book from like, you know, I
don't know, high school lever level?
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Uh? Yeah, to kill a Mockingbird?
Speaker 1 (32:14):
All right? Yeah, well to keep going.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
Did you mean it doctor Seuss book?
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Yeah? SEUs was actually his mother's maiden name, and that
was his middle name. Interesting, see, I didn't know that
I did SEUs Geisel? Yeah, I pronounce it.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Yeah, I don't know. I do remember reading those books
over and over and over and over and over as
a kid, and I feel like his name, his real name,
was like in there somewhere, dude.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
He also wrote under a different name called Theo Le
Sigue or Le Siege or something like that. It's guys
all backwards, so he wrote other ship under a different name.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Aren't you a wealth of knowledge?
Speaker 2 (32:48):
They may not.
Speaker 4 (32:49):
Have all the answers but they have all the snacks.
He's still blazed and confused. Podcast.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
It's very hot. It's very very hot out.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
They that July is on pace to become the hottest
month on Earth ever recorded in history.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
Wow, this July.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
So there's this TikTok that I saw, of course TikTok
from a math professor, and he shares this what he
calls a hack to cool down your car, because you know,
the worst part about like summer is when you get
back into your car and it's a good billion degrees
and you gotta deal with the heat. Right, So it
says you got to roll down your passenger side window,
(33:27):
and then it says you're supposed to open and close
your driver's side door four or five times a test
show to drop the inside tent by around twenty degrees
in just seconds.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
So you stand there and you.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Open and close the door four or five times, and
you literally air out your car if you open all
the windows or you open the passenger side window.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
And I'm sure you meant while you're driving.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
I mean, that's certainly one way to cool it down
to and go to jail.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
Right right, right right. The other thing that caught my
intention I know that we're being all like inclusive and everything.
I'm very yes, inclusive, we love everybody. Everybody's great. But Mattel,
the toy people, the barbie people, they have a new
Barbie that has diabetes.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
You no, I did not see this.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
It says the latest one has type one diabetes, complete
with a continuous glucose monitor and insulin pump. I mean, though,
unless your kid has diabetes, what are the chances that
you're gonna like pick that up? You're a parent walking
around toys r us. You see the regular barbies and
then you see the oh, here's the diabetic barbie.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Yeah, what's the math about like production on those? Like
every so many children are is is this a.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
Limited edition diabetic Barbie? Or is this a full time
diabetic Barbie? That's what I want to know.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Whatever it is, it's definitely an American toy seasonal.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Is it summer only?
Speaker 5 (35:04):
Maybe you can request what type of barbies they make,
like Krayola does with crayons, so you could say, you know,
you want to Hooker Barbie or.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
DJ Barbie.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
I know what we're doing after this episode? Ye ordering
a Hooker Barbie?
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Yeah, And honestly, it's funny you mentioned the Creole factory.
They could sponsor this podcast too.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
I don't think they would want to do that. Crayola sponsors.
It's a very family oriented. We love families.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Yeah, I do. I love families. I love families.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
I was with my family today at a lesbian baby shower.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
There you go, and it sounds great. Yeah, families, we
love them. Crayola sponsors. No, you know, have you seen
the ends that you can name and wrap your own crayon?
Tell me that doesn't sound cool? You've been able to
Are you joking? That's not no.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
I I just saw it.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
I mean, I know that I've heard that for years
and years and years, but I did hear it the
other day and I thought, honestly, that's pretty damn cool.
Like what I have that when I was good, I
want to wrap my own fucking crant and name it.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Just go on a field trip for the show here
and we'll go to the Criolla factory.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
There we go, let's do it so I can name it. Wrap.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
Yeah, that would be fun.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
What we can smoke weed and the crew.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
We'd have to do that before when in the door.
But I'm sure that they would let us in. I'm
sure they would. All the colors so cool.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
The store is really great. Yeah, yeah, you could buy
anything in there.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
I remember going on a field trip there when I
was a kid.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
Do you think that if we went to the Corilla
factory we'd be the oldest ones there aside from.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Aside from the parents.
Speaker 3 (36:35):
Borrow somebody's kid or something that.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
Sounds like weird, we're gonna go to jail?
Speaker 2 (36:39):
Yeah? Really?
Speaker 1 (36:40):
Hey, question for you?
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Can I have your kids so I could go to
the creole effect.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
And borrow he means borrow.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
Yeah, I want to borrow him, just so I can
name and wrap my own cran, the Joel cran.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
What color would it be? Oh, okay, us whatever color
that is?
Speaker 2 (37:01):
Yeah, well coast cast a little bit of everything. Yeah yeah,
so it would probably be like brown, like the.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Yeah shit brown ship brown.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
All right, that's the show. I'm Becker, that's Joel Steph.
Thank you, you're welcome, Thank you, Episode episode ten, Episode
ten of I'm Really Big.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Right now, that's the whole point, isn't it. Yeah, it's
time to go.
Speaker 4 (37:27):
Blazed and Confused podcast with Becker and Joel. Don't forget
to subscribe, spark Up and joined us next time.
The play is in confused.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Podcast is rated M from marijuana no miners, but your
audience is only Your Mama sucks cocking hell.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Wow, Steph, that was great.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
That was a you know, I have the sound effects
on here, like I could do that myself. Like, uh,
I don't know what it's from though, it's from a movie. Yes,
your Mama sucks cocking hell. It's very famous horror movie
from back in the day. Horror movie from back in
(00:32):
the day.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Uh, geez, Linda Blair. That's not gonna help him.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Yeah, who the fuck is that grease? Uh, your Mama
sucks cocking hell. They actually say that it's an old movie. Yeah,
what was it?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Nineteen is into seventies? It might be the seventies probably, Yeah,
I have.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
No idea, no idea.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
The Exorcist, right, yes, never seen it. You're not gonna
watch it. We also can't put your mother sucks cox
in Hell on this podcast, so we're gonna edit all anyway, Like, hell,
we are no more editing.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
This fucking might keeps dropping me. It's gonna be ef.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
I said it was going to be Bob before Steph,
you're going to be in the podcast. He's like, no, no,
my vagina is.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Yes, what are you doing? You're on the podcast?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
You know, Bob, according to him, is probably the most
famous person on this earth, right, Bob's very well known.
But some people are more well known than others. Some
people have been seen on the internet ninety one thousand times.
How about it? I know, right about it, steph Do
you know anybody that's been on the internet and like,
have been seen by ninety one thousand people?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
A personal person, It.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Could be you, a personal person. Person, a personal person.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
What we told you told you want to tell her?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Okay, so you remember a few.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Give me that fucking dream.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
What if we told you that you became famous without
your you know.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
It, my vagina?
Speaker 4 (02:17):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Okay, So Stephanie, throw a little party, a little shindango
a little while ago, and uh, mister Becker over here
took a video and in the process of him taking
this video of you, I thought, oh my god, this
is a this is a fucking viral TikTok. You need
to send this to me.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Let me see that motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
And slowly, but surely the Award for the most frequent
use of profanity and meetings.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
What do you have to say? About that.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Fucking eh.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
That's all it was, Steph. And you have ninety one
thousand views.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
On the end, you have ninety one thousand views and
like fourteen point as we speak, fourteen point seven thousand likes,
and a bunch of comments with people that are like, Wow,
I know a baddie one.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
I see one you tell her. We love you?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Oh my god, we love you.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Love you.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Yes, people fucking love you, Steph. Absolutely. People absolutely, people
love your personality.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
You need to go on TikTok. You need to make
some TikTok. Fuck.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
I hate those fucking people.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
But now you're one of them. People would love you
talking like this though. This is what I'm saying. Blunt
honesty the award for the most frequent use of profanity
and meetings. What do you have to say about that?
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Fucking eh?
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Congrats on going viral.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Stephanie is our tenth guest on the Blaze of Confused podcast.
Joel and I have worked with her before. She's been
in the radio world. She's worked in the sales part
of the radio world for a long time. Actually, in
my early days at the radio station, I got suspended
from doing events because of Stephanie.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Ah, yeah what Oh we were.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
A bar and you were like, don't be a pussy,
just drink beer with everybody, and I.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Was like, I'm not supposed to be drinking.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
I'm working, And then I did. I got suspended for
three months.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Wow, sounds right.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
That same night, though, she and I ended up singing karaoke,
but we were singing you remember what song it was?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
It was the big question what Cheryl Crow.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
And Cheryl Crow picture?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Oh no, do you remember it?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
The words? I don't even know that song well enough
to be able to sing it. Put your picture.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
No, that's not a fucking song.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Yeah, I just called to say I love you.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
No, hell no, that was not the song. That's not
even freaking kid rock and sure.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
No, why is everyone yelling at me? I love the
story about you getting in trouble with Stephanie at the bar,
because the the only time that I got nailed for
smoking weed in my apartment ever was when steph was
in my apartment's fucking joint with me.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
Well, you had the music cranked as high as it
would go one hundred decibels.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Yeah, you remember what we were listening to?
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Was it Skinnered?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
James Gang Oh really, I was gonna say it with
jam Rock and Cheryl Crowe. Now I won't be caught
dead listening. I hate kid Rock. Let me ask you.
Have you ever been on a cruise? I almost went
on a cruise. It was supposed to be my graduation
president from high school. I think they were talking about
it anyway, and then nine to eleven happened and everything
was Everyone was like, we don't want to travel, but
(05:29):
we didn't end up doing it. But I've never been
on a cruise otherwise.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Have you?
Speaker 5 (05:32):
It's a peatrie dish. Yeah, I'm gonna be surrounded, but.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I don't like that you have to be back on
the boat at you're gonna go to an island. You're
gonna check it out for four hours. You gotta be
back on the boat or they leave you. I've seen
videos of people being left on an island, Like what
do you do? Then you gotta pay for a flight.
It's a whole freaking process. But I don't like having
an itinerary on vacation. See, I think having an itinerary
is good.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
I want to strug you. You like structure, Well, not
in the show at all, but yeah, thank.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
You thinking about going on a cruise, because it's also
a cheap way to travel. But here's the thing, nobody
wants to do it. Everybody sounds like you too. My
family like that. There's like a bunch of cruisers in
my family. They love cruises. There's a bunch of cruisers
in my family.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
There's cruise people, and then there is they're like bowlers.
I consider cruisers like bowlers. You know, it's the same
kind of mentality.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Have you ever been on a cruise?
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Yeah, like a short one.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
It rained both times we were supposed to get off
on islands, so we were stuck on this fucking, you know,
crusty ship.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
They had a good time.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
That was my first and last.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
I think that a cruise sounds wonderful because like there's
so much shit to do and everything's planned out, like
there's all these activities. There's so much shit you can do.
You can go in the Honestly, you know what I'm
looking at. But you know what I'm looking at now,
DJ jobs DJ and on a cruise ship. Then I'm
then I'm reading about it, and it's very like fucking rigorous. Man,
(07:02):
it's pretty nuts, Like you DJ on a carnival cruise ship.
You wake up in the morning, you set up, you
start going, and you fucking go all day long, all
day long, and you move around from different parts of.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
The ship, and you probably don't make that much money.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Probably not, I don't know, but I feel like it'd
be cool with freaking travel, right, I want to travel.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
I want to see the world.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
You'll be working the whole time on a freaking boat.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Yeah, but is that working it?
Speaker 3 (07:24):
It probably is.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
I think those people sleep like four hours a night.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Sounds about right.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
That's all I do. Now, maybe for like a two
years if you had, if you had like something to
come back to do it for like two years.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
I guess everybody's crushing on dreams and aspirations of going
on a cruise, working on a cruise. Sorry, buddy, just
I just want to go on a cruise. I want
to go warm and tropical down there, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Yeah, but you can just go to an island instead,
you know, pick a good one. Jeez, she's dying over there,
I do. I tell you, your shit's too strong Man
and Stephanie a viral superstar right now on TikTok and
our tenth guest on the Blaze to Confuse podcast. I
think we should start the show.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Welcome to the Blazed and Confused podcast with Becker and Joel,
the trivia podcast where the questions are high, and so
are they hate. Time to spuck your curiosity and light
up some knowledge though Blazed and Confused podcast starts.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Now, what are you laughing at over there?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
I'm just I'm reading some of the comments of Stephan
his viral TikTok.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Hell, yeah, you the ship Auntie?
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Damn? Do I know that person?
Speaker 1 (08:40):
No, let's people from all over the world. I'd assume
they're huge fans of yours. Now, are you angry that
we put you on the internet without telling you?
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Yeah, I'm kind of share make sure.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Yeah, it wasn't anything too crazy, you know.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
See, Steph, I'm glad you know you might be the
only person in all of the world that curses more
than I do. We're trying to have a podcast where
I cut it back a little bit with my f bombs,
but you know, yeah, it's hard. It's very hard.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
It's hard to turn it off, especially with how like
passionate you are about everything or expressing your opinion about everything.
You know, you never hold back? Is that what it is?
I'm passionate about everything. You're overly passionate about everything. Well,
how do you not be? I just talk to a
lot of people that don't give a shit about anything.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Dude, the older I get, the less I care. Is
that a bad trait to have?
Speaker 5 (09:33):
Yes, that's your age, it is really Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
What reminder? You're only twenty six years old. Yeah, I'm
twenty six and tired. Oh my god, we all are.
I'm not twenty six and tired. I'll be forty one. Tons.
I speak for my generation. We're twenty six and tired.
People are We're ready.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
For your generation doesn't know shit about working? I mean
I had three jobs when I was twenty so mch NF.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Yeah, but so do wide. Don't tell me I can't work.
I know about working, so it can't work. But I'm
twenty six and tired, but I know how to work.
Would you say that Joel works too much? Is he
missing out on life too much?
Speaker 3 (10:10):
I think he does work too much, but.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
He also loves money.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
You love luck.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
Okay, you're gonna have to work for a long long time, honey,
so don't try to make it all right now?
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Enjoy yourself. You're not gonna be young again.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
This is a sound advice, especially from a person who
you know would say this and do a microphone.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Eat me, motherfucker.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
You sound good.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Honey again again. I don't black out, but I forget everything.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Ah BEVERI And here we are, Steph. You know how
this podcast.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Works, right, I've listened? Yes, all right.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
We have some rapid round questions for you, just like
ten or so questions, as many as you can get
in in like sixty seconds. They're all random topics. Just
spit it out if you know it, you know, top
of mind. Yeah, yeah, these you're fucking easy, man. They're
not that easy. They're pretty here's the thing. But when
you're on the spot, it's not that easy. It's pretty easy,
all right.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
The game begins into three.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Let me just say Becker wrote the questions and the
Wizard of Oz. Dorothy's dog is named what to you
got it?
Speaker 1 (11:23):
A classic margerita pizza is topped with tomato, mozzarella and basil. Damn.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
The US bought Alaska from in eighteen sixty seven from
who Russia?
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Russia?
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Geez.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
The movie Back to the Future features a time machine
built into what kind of car DeLorean? You got it?
What was the name of the girl Forrest Gump was
in love with Jenny?
Speaker 2 (11:45):
All right?
Speaker 1 (11:46):
The villain in The Little Mermaid is named.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
A little Mermaid. I don't know, some fucking weird fish
or something.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Close.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
That should be the correct answer. I like, that's a
great answer. The three prime colors are red, blue, and
what yellow? Can you hear me?
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Now? Became a famous catchphrase for the wireless carrier.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
What got it? What's the largest mammal in the world? Well?
What kind?
Speaker 1 (12:15):
And it's not it's not a sperm whale either?
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Comes back?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Now, you got it right, It was a blue whale.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Blue. Oh, and that last question we missed right there.
What's the chemical symbol for water? Jesus h two?
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Oh hey, I'm just saying who wrote this?
Speaker 2 (12:30):
You were chatchy pt.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Chatchy PT. You didn't contribute at all. Come on, he
was on the couch, so I got wow?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Nine out of ten? Is that what you got? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Nine out of ten. The villain in The Little Mermaid
ursula the big one. Yeah, the big purple Ever watched
ye Little Mermaid? That doesn't that's not one of the
good Disney movies.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
I'm I'm a right of two wee girl.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
It's like, no, even that one's over.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Ray, I just watched it last night again for like
the hundredth time.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
You really know now that one gets on my nerves.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Now, if you're talking like classic Disney, like old school,
old school Disney, Cinderella is the best one.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Now, Bambi's too fucking sad. That's sad.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
That's Cinderella. Huh, Cinderella. I'd probably pick Cinderella.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Why.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
I was in the Cinderella play in the fifth grade,
That's why. Yeah, I auditioned for the Grand well, no, no, no,
I auditioned for the Prince, and I got the Grand Duke.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
That was what was that?
Speaker 2 (13:36):
That's the fucking dude that has to prance around town
and try the fucking shoe on everybody until they find
the right one. Oh yeah, yeah, he's the dude with
the monocle. That's all I remember about is that I
had the round thing in my eye. Cool the fifth grader. Yeah,
and I had blonde hair and appeal on black mustache,
which made a lot of sense.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
You were a nerd back then and still are?
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Are we ready to get started here with the questions,
Yeah you versus me, it's my birthday. Go easy on me,
all right, that's right, it's your birthday. I'm yeah. So
when this podcast is posted, you'll officially be how.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Old forty one?
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Wow? Yeah? Are you double my age? No?
Speaker 1 (14:19):
First off, you're terrible at math, But.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Like twenty and twenty is forty and one, so you're
twenty six twenty six times two. Well, I'm saying, like
twenty and twenty.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
It's fifty two the same as forty one.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Fifty two? Fuck fifty two, fifty two close to forty one?
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Hey you so much.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Well, I'm just saying, like I'm not a number guy,
but like, yeah, fifty two, forty one, forty one's here
and fifty two is.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Here and they're not there.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Older, it's throwing away, yes, wiser, I don't know anyway,
all right, it's just Steph.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
You're our lifeline. We can use you once. Question number one,
how about this drunk on trivia?
Speaker 2 (15:02):
What's the main ingredient and a traditional Scottish.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Whiskey a main ingredient like to make it or how
they serve it? What is it like on a piece
of you? Like, is it like with a cube of ice.
That's what I'm saying, the mean ingredient.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
It's there in a traditional Scottish whiskey, a cube of
fucking ice.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
What I don't fucking know? Yeah, is it barley? I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Wow, you literally got it.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Answered, really pulled out. Is it a cub of ice?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Baby? Boom boom boom? Do you like whiskey?
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Are you drinking? Yesterday? He was hung over all day.
He literally got off the couch right before I came
over and contributed nothing to the rapid round questions. You
know what, Yeah, I'll write them next. I was on
the phone with it before. He's like, can you I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
I don't drink. I don't drink alcohol a lot.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
I DJed a.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Party last and I the private party, backyard party, great house,
beautiful house with a great outdoor area.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
And he's told me before that when he does gigs,
he doesn't get drunk. I never drink or smoke. And
what did you do yesterday? I drank and I smoked
with both j Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Yeah. Because it was like friends, you know, and there's
a lot of friends there. It was just me set
up next to the bartender DJ and all afternoon, like
I I can't remember the last time that I DJ'd
for like seven hours straight. It was all day, from
five o'clock to midnight, twelve thirty, and he had to
be picked up until the cops came.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
The cops came because of the noise.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Last night. Yeah, oh really, that's what shut down the party.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
You were bumping it too hard.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
I was waiting for them to tell me to like
shut it off and go home, and nobody said anything,
so I kept going and.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Till what time, like twelve thirty. The cops showed up
at twelve thirty, and then I think the noise starts
at eleven or something like that.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Yeah. I asked him if he told his neighbors. This
is what I always do when I DJ backy parties.
I ask if they tell their neighbors that they're throwing
a party, and most of the time they say yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
He told me yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
He might have told them.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
It's a lot easier too, if you invite your neighbors,
befriend your neighbors, invite your neighbors. Yeah. Avoid However, Steph,
I don't know if you listen to the last episode
with Bob Older, but he struck up a conversation with
my neighbor who I don't really talk to, who I
don't really talk to to begin with, I talk to
this neighbor and not that neighbor, and he talked to
(17:31):
that neighbor. And now every time I see them, I'm like, hey,
how are you? And I walk past and I'm.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Thinking, whatever that guy said to you. Don't let them
reflect poor, you know.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Man. Now these people that I don't talk to, I
feel the need to talk to them so I can
apologize for.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Him.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
We have to be nice anyway. Question two, Question two?
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Question two, All right, let's do some geography. What US
territory is located in the Caribbean Sea along with Puerto Rico?
Speaker 1 (18:12):
One more time?
Speaker 2 (18:12):
What US territory is located in the Caribbean Sea along
with Puerto Rico.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
I think my friend lives there, and I cannot think
of what it's called right now?
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Do you know what it is?
Speaker 3 (18:43):
I think I do.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
I don't think it's gonna come to me. I'm gonna
go to a staff for my life.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
So you're going to your life hard it come to me?
What do you think it is?
Speaker 3 (18:51):
I was gonna say, I don't it's not Bermuda.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
But what US territory is located in the Caribbean Sea
along with Puerto Rico. What are you doing on your phone?
Going on your phone?
Speaker 1 (19:04):
No, it's not kualmeter, not googling, going on your phone?
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Not googling? Well, then what do you need your Well?
Then what are you looking up? This should be against.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
The roles, so probably sleeping at this time.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
What are you looking up? The location? Find my friends?
Speaker 1 (19:21):
I can't remember it. Tell me what it is without
being dick.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
What US territory is located in the Caribbean Sea along
with Puerto Rico.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Ah, man, I cannot get it. The correct answer is
the Virgin.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Island, the Virgin Islands.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
That's not where I thought it was. Okay, but I
thought I actually thought about the Virgin Islands. I just
didn't spit it out before. I thought it was this
other place that I cannot remember.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Here.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
It's nice though.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
I hope he's having a good time down the.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Question three. I'm good for him.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
All right, come on, nuts, it's a here's a question
for you.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Why is uh?
Speaker 2 (20:06):
You know? Ever since we went to the Pocono race
with Bob, Like today, I was watching the NASCAR Cup
series race in Sonoma County, California. Today. I watched it
start and I watched like the first three or four laps,
and I thought, all right, this is like kind of cool. However,
not to sound like a raging asshole, but why is
that considered sports? Like this next question I'm going to
(20:29):
ask you is technically a sports question. I want to
know what, Like, it's sports athlete driving athletes.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
So here's the thing. It takes a lot of You
have to be athletic to drive that car. Right, you
have to be really good shape because all the G
force and everything like that, Like, it's a lot on
your body. I think race cart like especially in Formula one,
I know I talked about. I've been watching that a
lot more. They'll lose like thirteen pounds in a race, dude,
Oh yeah, from all that like G force. Well, did
(20:56):
you see the new Brad Pitt movie? And that's why
I did see that course?
Speaker 2 (20:59):
No, no, no, no, I've been I've been in it.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
I've been watching that Netflix series about F one and
it really has gotten me into it. But I did
see the New F one movie and it was all right,
it was okay, cheesy, it was kind of my parents.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
They loved it. They went to the pre screening of it,
did they? The radio station did an event a pre
screening a couple of days before it came out. But
the my dad said that the sound was ridiculous. It
like shook the seats. It was crazy.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
It was cool, don't get me wrong. The racing scenes
were cool or whatever, but the storyline was really kind
of stupid. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I wouldn't. Yeah, Brad Pitt
cool and everything, but that movie alright.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Anyway, so sports apparently is the question, Uh, who's the
only driver to win the Indy five hundred, the Daytona
five hundred and the F one World Championship.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Mario and Drettie.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Wow, look at that local guy, local tie Yeah, local time,
very good. I used to h he used to own
a car wash down on Bethlehem. Yeah, and now it's
you know, and now it's a different name.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
But anyway, he used to be there, dude washing his
car all the time, and I was such a huge
fan out.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
So yeah, he was just be making it at so
many times.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Wow, oh yeah, cool stuff. Yeah. And then even after
he sold the car wash, you'd come through the drive
through thing and he would still be there in his
corner cleaning out his car and stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
For our international listeners, we know there's so many of them.
He's from Nazareth, Pennsylvania. Yeah, which is what I don't know,
fifteen twenty minutes away from where we're recording this podcast
right now, exactly. I used to drive past his big
mansion that shack dude man, whoa whoa.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Yeah, Okay, they're definitely among the richest people around here.
Look at you, Mary Andrei. Thank you. You're doing pretty
good today. Thank you, you're doing pretty good.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Question for all right, So again, we're recording this episode
on Sunday, July thirteenth, But I'm gonna ask you a
question about the fourth of July, which was you know
what a week ago? Yep, week and a half ago.
On the fourth of July, Joey Chestnut made a triumphant
return to the Nathan's famous Hot dog eating contest. How
(23:13):
many dogs did he consume in ten minutes to take
home the infamous mustard belt?
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Did you watch that stuff?
Speaker 3 (23:21):
I read about it.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
I remember reading about it. I read about it. Was
it like ninety seven?
Speaker 2 (23:25):
No, it's not that many.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
It's not that sixty seven. That is there a seven
at the end of it. There is a seven in there.
It's more than sixty seven seventy seven eighty seven?
Speaker 2 (23:38):
What wait, what is it more of?
Speaker 1 (23:41):
More than seventy four seventy four less Jesus Christ seventy
seven seventy zero point five. So he ate like the
perfect like half serving of a hot dog. Inherently, I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
If you look at him, it looks like he like
takes the dog out of the bun, and then it
looks like he soaks the bun in the water and
just like shoves it in his face like this goopy,
bready water.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Easier to eat, Yeah, it slides down easier. I hate
to say it like that. Oh yeah, seventy and a half.
So they what they like, measure the hot dogs and
then he they measured the half that he ate, and
they were like, that's exactly half. How do you get
a half of a point? I think that's kind of stupid.
I think you should just if you don't eat the
whole thing, then you don't get a half a point,
you just get rounded down. You didn't finish the fucking
(24:30):
hot dog.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
It's like putting half of it in your mouth. Yeah,
not the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Yeah, she knows what I'm talking about anyway, I think.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
Anyway, what you're about to learn absolutely nothing. Go Blazed
and Confused podcast.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Varying topics today. Here we go the first one, question
number one. What popular candy bar was named after a
beloved racehorse in the nineteen twenties. Um, I want to
say a baby Ruth. No, no, no, no, stuff?
Speaker 2 (25:16):
You know?
Speaker 3 (25:18):
Oh shit?
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Was just wait?
Speaker 3 (25:19):
I do know?
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Do you want more of this?
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Fuck?
Speaker 1 (25:22):
No?
Speaker 3 (25:23):
I can't face the one helpable. It was right on him.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Named after a fucker?
Speaker 1 (25:30):
What popular baby bar?
Speaker 5 (25:32):
I know what it was, but mister goodbar.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
The answer is Snickers, Snicker you name, that's right, Niggers.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
So I got that wrong, man, Okay, So Babe, I
mean babe.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
Baby Ruth a baseball player, Babe Ruth.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
No, no, no, no, I know who Babe Ruth is.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
I'm talking about the candy. What's the candy?
Speaker 3 (25:58):
What is it chocolate or something?
Speaker 1 (26:00):
I think? Well is it not? No coconuts? Not baby root,
Baby Ruth a baby Ruth bar, Iaby Ruth. I don't
think I've ever had one?
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Actually, what yeah, I know I like them.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
I just don't remember what's in them.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
I don't think you like them. No, I will always
give them up on Halloween.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
You know what I recently found out that is great.
I'm not even really much of a candy guy. But
Kinder Did you ever have a Kinder?
Speaker 4 (26:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Man, those are good.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
It doesn't about I don't know.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
I kinder bino, they're moy bueno. They have like this
cream inside. Oh my god, what a surprise. Got a
cream and creamy inside, you know, Joe, I'm sorry, I'm
looking up. What's in a baby Ruth? Oh, baby Ruth?
Baby baby named Ruth?
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (26:46):
No, you two are stronge that poor baby.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
The baby Ruth. A baby Ruth and a Snicker are
very very similar. Baby Ruth bars contain chunkier peanuts. Plus
there's more of them in the Snickers bar, more peanuts
in a baby Ruth peanuts. This creates a chewier texture,
which is great for those who love a scrumptious crunch.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Okay, thank you Google. Anyway, when you say peanuts, it
sounds like penis. You shouldn't be peanuts.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Peanuts, peanuts, peanuts, peanuts, penis. Did you ever play the
game in school or you're sitting on the bus, or
you know, you're sitting in a quiet room and you
dare your friends to just stand up and yell as
loud as they can back in the day, for sure, Steph,
you ever played the penis game?
Speaker 3 (27:34):
No, I have no idea what want to do?
Speaker 2 (27:36):
It is fun to do it in public. Such, I
don't know about that. That that's that's a little much
penis question too.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
What pop star holds the record for the most Billboard
Hot one hundred number one singles? Which pop star holds
the number?
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Sorry?
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Which pop star holds the record for the most of
the Billboard Hot one hundred number I can't even fucking talk.
Which pop star holds the record for the most Billboard
Hot one hundred number one singles.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Male or female?
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Chatchy, bet really fucked up that wording.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Give you a hen or a male?
Speaker 1 (28:22):
It's a female? Row If it was a male, who
say barry male? Which pop star holds the record for
the most Billboard Hot one hundred number one singles? She
has nineteen of them. I know who it is, Okay,
I have a few guesses. Guess no, Taylor Swift, No, no.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
No, can I guess?
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Yeah? Maybe I'll go to my lifeline.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
I'll go to you already got it wrong, but go ahead, Donna,
no Ja, yes, no, this is a major one that
I'm completely shocked that you're overlooking Linda Ronstaff. She's really
popular around Christmas.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
Whitney Houston.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Oh, fucking Mariah Carrey nineteen number one hits. Yeah, Mariah
carry Wow, Maria, did you ask me that question already? No,
it was a different Mariah Carey question. Tell chat Chip
to stop giving me a questions about Mariah Carrott.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Every time I asked chat GBT brings up shit he
already told me about. Like I don't understand. It's more
clever than that. You gotta keep asking him about his sister.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
You gotta keep doing it.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Question three, where's your sister? Who was the primary author
of the Declaration of Independence?
Speaker 5 (29:41):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (29:43):
I did not remember this? Do you know this stuff?
Speaker 3 (29:45):
I think so?
Speaker 2 (29:47):
The primary anything STEP's are.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
All tame right now. By the way, it's the weed.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
It's because your weed's too strong, That's what it is.
Sometimes it junks you out too much.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
I'm hallucinating right now.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
But is that you.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
Hallucinating?
Speaker 1 (30:03):
But like you know, yeah, you're vibing all right, you
got the music in your ears, Auntie go off Anti.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
What a battie, Steph.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
They love you. I'm telling you we.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Should reply to some of them.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Who was the primary author of the Declaration of Independence?
Is it fucking Thomas Jefferson?
Speaker 3 (30:28):
Got it?
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Now there's a bonus points option here, right Which president
was he? What number president was he? You want to hint,
I can give you a hint. Okay, So here's here's
where my my brain is right now.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
When I went through the last episode, or one of
our recent episodes, Thomas Jefferson came up in conversation and
I said, he's number three, But I think that's wrong,
and I think it's actually five.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
I think he's the fifth president. You had it right
to begin with, due number three. No, wait, so he's
the third, Yes, the third one from eighteen oh one
to eighteen oh nine. He had a full term there.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
Oh so close.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
I'm surprised you reached back like that the way you
did for that information.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Good for you. I do suffer from short term memory loss,
but that was a couple of days ago, so it
was enough days, I guess for you to remember question four.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
The first name of doctor Seuss is what ohm is
real first name? Yeah, I definitely know this.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
It's Theodore Geisel. You got it? How did you know that?
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Because I was a dude, I did not need a reader.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
I used to be a reader green Eggs and Ham.
I like that.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
That is your example over head. The that was a
reader too when I was three years ago. Go, can't go?
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Can you name a book from like, you know, I
don't know, high school lever level?
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Uh? Yeah, to kill a Mockingbird?
Speaker 1 (32:14):
All right? Yeah, well to keep going.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
Did you mean it doctor Seuss book?
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Yeah? SEUs was actually his mother's maiden name, and that
was his middle name. Interesting, see, I didn't know that
I did SEUs Geisel? Yeah, I pronounce it.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Yeah, I don't know. I do remember reading those books
over and over and over and over and over as
a kid, and I feel like his name, his real name,
was like in there somewhere, dude.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
He also wrote under a different name called Theo Le
Sigue or Le Siege or something like that. It's guys
all backwards, so he wrote other ship under a different name.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Aren't you a wealth of knowledge?
Speaker 2 (32:48):
They may not.
Speaker 4 (32:49):
Have all the answers but they have all the snacks.
He's still blazed and confused. Podcast.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
It's very hot. It's very very hot out.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
They that July is on pace to become the hottest
month on Earth ever recorded in history.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
Wow, this July.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
So there's this TikTok that I saw, of course TikTok
from a math professor, and he shares this what he
calls a hack to cool down your car, because you know,
the worst part about like summer is when you get
back into your car and it's a good billion degrees
and you gotta deal with the heat. Right, So it
says you got to roll down your passenger side window,
(33:27):
and then it says you're supposed to open and close
your driver's side door four or five times a test
show to drop the inside tent by around twenty degrees
in just seconds.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
So you stand there and you.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Open and close the door four or five times, and
you literally air out your car if you open all
the windows or you open the passenger side window.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
And I'm sure you meant while you're driving.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
I mean, that's certainly one way to cool it down
to and go to jail.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
Right right, right right. The other thing that caught my
intention I know that we're being all like inclusive and everything.
I'm very yes, inclusive, we love everybody. Everybody's great. But Mattel,
the toy people, the barbie people, they have a new
Barbie that has diabetes.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
You no, I did not see this.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
It says the latest one has type one diabetes, complete
with a continuous glucose monitor and insulin pump. I mean, though,
unless your kid has diabetes, what are the chances that
you're gonna like pick that up? You're a parent walking
around toys r us. You see the regular barbies and
then you see the oh, here's the diabetic barbie.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Yeah, what's the math about like production on those? Like
every so many children are is is this a.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
Limited edition diabetic Barbie? Or is this a full time
diabetic Barbie? That's what I want to know.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Whatever it is, it's definitely an American toy seasonal.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Is it summer only?
Speaker 5 (35:04):
Maybe you can request what type of barbies they make,
like Krayola does with crayons, so you could say, you know,
you want to Hooker Barbie or.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
DJ Barbie.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
I know what we're doing after this episode? Ye ordering
a Hooker Barbie?
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Yeah, And honestly, it's funny you mentioned the Creole factory.
They could sponsor this podcast too.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
I don't think they would want to do that. Crayola sponsors.
It's a very family oriented. We love families.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Yeah, I do. I love families. I love families.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
I was with my family today at a lesbian baby shower.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
There you go, and it sounds great. Yeah, families, we
love them. Crayola sponsors. No, you know, have you seen
the ends that you can name and wrap your own crayon?
Tell me that doesn't sound cool? You've been able to
Are you joking? That's not no.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
I I just saw it.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
I mean, I know that I've heard that for years
and years and years, but I did hear it the
other day and I thought, honestly, that's pretty damn cool.
Like what I have that when I was good, I
want to wrap my own fucking crant and name it.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Just go on a field trip for the show here
and we'll go to the Criolla factory.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
There we go, let's do it so I can name it. Wrap.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
Yeah, that would be fun.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
What we can smoke weed and the crew.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
We'd have to do that before when in the door.
But I'm sure that they would let us in. I'm
sure they would. All the colors so cool.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
The store is really great. Yeah, yeah, you could buy
anything in there.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
I remember going on a field trip there when I
was a kid.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
Do you think that if we went to the Corilla
factory we'd be the oldest ones there aside from.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Aside from the parents.
Speaker 3 (36:35):
Borrow somebody's kid or something that.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
Sounds like weird, we're gonna go to jail?
Speaker 2 (36:39):
Yeah? Really?
Speaker 1 (36:40):
Hey, question for you?
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Can I have your kids so I could go to
the creole effect.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
And borrow he means borrow.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
Yeah, I want to borrow him, just so I can
name and wrap my own cran, the Joel cran.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
What color would it be? Oh, okay, us whatever color
that is?
Speaker 2 (37:01):
Yeah, well coast cast a little bit of everything. Yeah yeah,
so it would probably be like brown, like the.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Yeah shit brown ship brown.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
All right, that's the show. I'm Becker, that's Joel Steph.
Thank you, you're welcome, Thank you, Episode episode ten, Episode
ten of I'm Really Big.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Right now, that's the whole point, isn't it. Yeah, it's
time to go.
Speaker 4 (37:27):
Blazed and Confused podcast with Becker and Joel. Don't forget
to subscribe, spark Up and joined us next time.
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