July 24, 2025 • 37 mins
Episode 11 features guest Becca diving deep into why vampires have such a hold on pop culture — especially women. Joel gets spiritually rocked by the discovery of what Magic Erasers can do, and the gang celebrates Christmas in July with some off-the-wall trivia. Throw in the return of McDonald’s Snack Wraps and a spontaneous Schoolhouse Rock sing-along, and you’ve got another delightfully derailed episode of Blazed and Confused.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The play is in confused.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Podcast is rated M from marijuana, no miners.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
But your audience is only.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
You could do audio books. You could record smut that
I read.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Yeah, that'd be fun. I wants to record audiobooks. Audiobooks. Huh,
you read smut mostly. You call it smut. I call
it smut. Sound like such a white guy.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
You are.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Very very well you're reading. Sure, I read smut. They
call it spicy fantasy, and that's what I read, and
it's filthy.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
So what's that a bunch of vampires at?
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Really? Why vampires?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Vampires? There's werewolves, there's fairies, there's shape shifters, there's witches,
there's Can I ask you something? Why do you find
that hot?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Like? What's so like sexy.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
About a vampire? A fucking fairy? Or like the danger
aspect of it? The unknown? There's something sexy about that?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Yeah, but why is a vampire danger? A vampire? It's
a killer, but it won't kill one a right, Mike
saw Twilight. I'm starting to get there now, I'm diving
into it.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Twilight.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Yeah, that's my boy. I'm a guy that's watched all
of them. That's one time I've watched them several times.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
That's there's no.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Way Jo'll ever watch it.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
No, I think I did watch the first one and
the second one because I was in like the fifth grade.
It was, you know, it's fifth grade, sixth grade, that
hot thing to watch. I think I watched it with
my mother on like a Friday night or whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
It was my daughter's diapers, like I just had a
baby when the first one came out, and I dove
into it after, like during my maternity leave. I dove
into do you read the book? You read the book,
and then I read the books. I saw the movie
for the first movie, and then I read the books
before I saw the rest of the movies.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
But there's something about you're a big reader. Right, Oh,
I'm such a Joel's grade. He used to be a
big reader. He told me. Was that green eggs and
ham you were talking about last week?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Well, he.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Goes, it's so hard to think that I would be
a reader or something like that. I used to be
a reader, and you were like green eggs and ham
or something like that.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I'm like, I like that. That's your example.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Defense.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
I am wearing a doctor.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
You are wearing a doctor shirt and doctor sus Green
Eggs and Ham was my absolute favorite.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
No, everybody has their memory of reading books like that back.
I mean, I feel like I don't know, naturally, the
older that I got, the less I enjoyed reading. But
there was a period, especially when I was in middle school,
where I would have considered myself a reader, like seventh
eighth grade. There was always the time in like English
class when you were younger, where you would have.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Like the S S R.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
SO saying silent reading, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, and you
just got to like sit there and read. So if
I found a good enough book I would read, I
was good, but I'd be like reading.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
About like you know, Elvis and Michael Jackson and the Stars.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Stephen King, like I was reading it and Misery. I
was reading those books.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Look what I have here?
Speaker 2 (03:05):
The number ones?
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Look and this. I forget where I was. Maybe I
was at a bookstore, shocking, I don't know. I came
across this book and thought I.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Should read this.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
The Number Ones twenty chart topping hits that reveal the
history of pop music by Tom Ready.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
I see it. No, it's it looks like it doesn't
I'm looking at it. I believe it real.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
I would read. That's a real book. I know a book.
Why can't I read that? We believe you. I want
to be able to read it?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
What I can't want to read it? I do?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
How long have you had that book?
Speaker 2 (03:33):
I feel like this is a therapy session. Do you
take credit cards or wait? Wait, wait wait, Read's going
to say he's paying us. I was I accept Venmo
and Zell. Yeah, yeah, you want money for the therapy session.
I don't know what to tell you. Well, why can't
you read a book at length like that? I think
(03:54):
it's just you can't focus on much. I think you're
easily distracted. That's all it was. Have you seen him
in the studio?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Word him for a while?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Oh my gosh, he's all over the place, constantly moving,
and then we'll walk in and he's perched on his
stool like a little monkey.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
I do shit like that. It's kind Yeah, it's a weird. Yes,
I know how you said. I've seen it.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Give the give the visual of this. What am I doing?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
You're perching like perchaing like a monkey on a tree
getting ready to peel open a nana.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
At first, it was like an owl type thing you
were doing like cock cock that's not what they say.
Cuckoo cuckoo? What oh olo? Oh see?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Now you make me question my own reality. Like if
I've ever heard that before, They're going to pop out
of my head. Right, Ckie, you were in the forest today,
weren't you walking around? Coo coo coo coo coo.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Did you hear some of the shop. So this is
what I was excited to be part of, Like.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
To talk about cuckoo cocko.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Well, I don't know where that was going.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
I'm not sure, but do you even really want to know?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
No? In other news, here's I forgot what we were
talking about. Anyway, I give you something else to talk
about here. You know what this thing is?
Speaker 5 (04:58):
It looks like it was bitten by a dog. I
as a twenty six year old man. I'm just discovering
how magic the Magic Erasers really are.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
They clean anything and everything everything.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
You've never watched this. I kind of feel like I
have to do it in front of you, just so
you can.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Getting austration like you almost.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Have to like this feels like an infomercial.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Now.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
The Blazer Confused podcast is not sponsored by the Magic Eraser,
but it could be.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Mister mister clean. You let me know, We'll let you know.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
iHeartMedia dot com.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
What do you You gotta find some advertisers.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Baby, I'm sure you don't bite the hand of feeds.
You gotta find something that's dirty though, you just had
your apartment cleaned by merrymaids.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
What's dirty?
Speaker 5 (05:38):
Blog?
Speaker 1 (05:38):
I love it? You're here, here, here, I know my
shoe ready to be amazed.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Do you feel like you need look at this?
Speaker 5 (05:45):
So you're looking, That's why it starts to look like
it got showed by a dog, because it it.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Like disintegrates as you scroll. But look at this, it's white,
it's looking pretty new.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 5 (05:58):
The magic eraser is indeed magic mind, it's pretty magical.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Now, well, what's.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
On it that's making it do that?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Obviously some sort of chemicals?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Yeah, is that what it is? And then you're going
to use those hands to eat and stuff?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
And then why I'm saying, I mean you need to
go ahead and we can pause and you can go
wash your hands.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Yeah I will now I'm scrubbing my shoes.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Well, Okayucky, I can't believe you've never ever had a
magic eraser before.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
All right, see, so like look at that. Wow, that
is pretty good. Look at the top of my shoe.
It's why that's not bad. That's as white as a toilet.
I mean, is that a what your toilet is? It
could be whiter. Then a lot of things have been
driving me nuts.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
What's been driving you out?
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Oh? Bob Holder calls me too much? Just kidding. Hey,
this is Becka. Everybody, I'm Becker. That's go over there.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
It's not a Blaze of Confused podcast unless we mentioned
Bob Holder.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
This is episode eleven.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Let's go Holder.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Welcome to the Blazed and Confused podcast with Becker and Joel,
the trivia podcast where the questions are high, and so
are they hate. Time to spluck your curiosity and light
up some knowledge. The Blazed and Confused Podcast starts now.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
Hello, Hello, Episode eleven. Our podcast is officially a preteen.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
It's weird.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
It's appropriate. It's very with you too, it's very appropriate.
So there you go.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
Becca as a as a mom our podcast is officially
a preteen.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
So we officially suck. We're at the age there.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
It's just awful, right yeah, no, no, no, yes and no,
a thorough yes and no. I will not say one
or the other because I love my son. But there
are times, there are moments where it's like sudden, you
have first mama's last button.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
Me personally, that's when I was the biggest pain in
the asses when I was around there.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
But then I leveled out when I was in high school,
like the last time that I you know, because it
was all about.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
Getting written up, per se in high school, when you
got like the good old fashioned misconduct report and you
got called down to the principal's office and it was
like the form that your parents had, you know, Like.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
I stopped getting on of those.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
I did, but in middle school, in elementary school, and
I stopped getting them like freshman year of high school?
Were they four stupid shit like cursing, big shocker, big shocker.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Big shocker, talking during assembly or something.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Talking talking back? Where did you pick this up though?
Where was the cursing happening?
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Oh? Was it happening at home? Or mom and dad
into it? No?
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Not necessarily. I mean my parents cursed, but not as
bad as as you. I really don't know. I don't
know where it came from. I don't I tell people
that since my mom was a teacher, I didn't get
away with shit at home. So when I got to school,
like I had to be rambunctious and like get it
out of my system, because when I went home it was, you.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Know, how to get it out of your system? It
was almost pent up energy that wasn't channeled.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Tent up that needed to be said, you know, and you.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Didn't realize yet you were too young, you know, to
take care of business.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
I remember getting sent to the principal's office for like
telling a girl to shut the fuck up on the bus,
like that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
I kind of did something similar, like I smacked a
girl in the face on the bush jus lunch room,
no one else watching. These were big groups. Oh you
like to entertain big groups of people too, yeah, telling
oh look at that jokes? Were you look at class
clown type or No.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
I would consider myself the class clown.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
However, the high school senior superlatives, I didn't make it
on any.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Of those lists, and I'm pissed about it to this day.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
You know what, I was working practically full time when
I was seventeen, when I was a senior in high school,
and I didn't get most likely to succeed like I like, I.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Think about this from time to time. Thing, bitch, I
was succeeding.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
You were so did Why did you need the label
for it?
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Watch?
Speaker 1 (09:46):
You need the validation?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
And I guess I did the same thing with class clown.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
I don't remember who the class phns were, but I
feel like I was funnier.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
I don't know, maybe not. Who knows, little salty, I'm
a little salty. How many years ago is that? Now
you've got ten years ago you graduated.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
It's just like I think often about how I applied
for the job at the Apple Store and I didn't
get it.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
I could sell iPhones. What they call those people geniuses.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
That's I wouldn't want to didn't get it, though I would,
I wouldn't want to be one.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Of those played Mike played Mikey.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
But I wouldn't want to work at the genius bar.
That's people that fix it computers. I don't want to
fix it computers. I want to sell and not even that.
I really rather be the person that you know when
you go to the Apple Store and you walk in
and you say to that first initial person, Hi, I
am here for.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Blah blah blah blah blah, and they say, yeah, go
stand over here. I want to be that person. That's it.
I want that job. Yeah, it seems pretty easy. Then
how is that selling apples? I don't think you need
to be a genius for that job, so I think
you're good.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
I don't think.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
You've listened to our shows.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
You're not family friendly, and I had to listen. I
listened when we were driving around in the car, and
then you were extremely funny. But it was all about
Bob Holder.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
He listens every week just for his name, exactly nice.
And then if we don't mention his name, and he
tells us it sucked. Little does he know he's never
being invited back. Now he knows. Let's go to the
rapid round, shall we? All right, Becka, you know you're
answering these questions for the rapid round.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Run.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
I'm going to try to answer these questions for the
rapid round.
Speaker 5 (11:14):
So we put sixty seconds on the clock, okay, and
you know you answer what you count?
Speaker 2 (11:18):
All right? Can I take a heit of this before?
Speaker 4 (11:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Oh, it's encouraged. Here, let's all do this.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Let's let's all do that, right break.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
It's like that seventies show when they all sit in
that circle together and they all.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Smile, love that, and then the point of view is
like from the bottom up.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Hanging down the street, there's a trivia question. What band?
What band? Does that song? The same old thing we did?
Let's watch it yesterday. I saw the band name and
I was like, that's right, dog to you.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
We're all all right, We're all all right. Hello, hello Wisconsin.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
We need to get out that. I can't remember. You
really don't know. I can't remember. I know it, but
I I just literally just saw it on my screen yesterday.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
I feel like it's on the tip of my tongue,
but I just can't.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Cheap trick, cheap trick. Thank you.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
Okay, rapid round time? Are you ready?
Speaker 3 (12:10):
The game begins in three?
Speaker 5 (12:16):
What planet has the most moons? And No, it's not
Ranus Pluto?
Speaker 1 (12:21):
No, No. What long running TV series is set in
the fictional town of Springfield The Simpsons? Got it? What's
the Latin phrase that means seize the day carpet? Very good?
Got it? What is the term for a fear of
spiders a rackmophobia? Got it?
Speaker 5 (12:35):
What's the first commercially successful video game that's a pretty
broad ques nineteen seventy two, which company makes Oreosbisco.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Got it? What US state has the most active volcanoes?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Hawaii?
Speaker 3 (12:50):
No?
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Close? But no, in which sport would you use a
racket and a shuttlecock? Had I even put in a note?
What does a note say, Joel? Joel will laugh at
the word shuttle cat? Next one, what term describes the
supposed ability to move objects with the mind?
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Telekinetic?
Speaker 1 (13:12):
That's right, that's right, Yeah, you got it? What is
eight times twelve? So close? Anyway?
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Answered six ninety six?
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Got it? Whoam?
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Wow, you're a smart cookie.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Oh my goodness, wow wow?
Speaker 1 (13:29):
All right?
Speaker 5 (13:30):
So what planet has the most moves? You've got that
one wrong. It's Saturn.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Ah, dang it. Yeah, I needed a clue on that one.
Speaker 5 (13:37):
Simpson's live in Springfield. She's the day carpet DM.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Which US state had the most active volcanoes? That was Alaska. See,
I never would have gotten the fear of fighters.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
I've heard of a rachnophobia, but I know that's the
movie a racknophobia.
Speaker 5 (13:51):
No, I don't do movies. You should know this, but
now I don't know you do YouTube. I don't do much.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Well, that's very valid. Can argue with you.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Now we have questions for each other. Are you ready
to be our lifeline if we need you?
Speaker 3 (14:08):
All right? Question number one?
Speaker 1 (14:11):
All right, dude, who was the first president to live
in the White House? Uh? Who was the first president
to live in the White House? Becca? What do you think?
Do you think?
Speaker 3 (14:25):
You know?
Speaker 1 (14:25):
No, just in case he might need you not I mean,
I mean.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
Yeah, I've definitely asked this at my various true of
the events over the years, and you'd think that.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
I've information and it's just not the case.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
It's not.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Thomas Jefferson. No, no, No, you want to try another guest.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Anybody was Jefferson a president?
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
He's on the nickel, he's number three right for Andrew
Jackson's on the twenty And he wasn't a president? Or
was he? Or am I just really kind of.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
No, you're right, one of those guys wasn't a president.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Yeah, one of them wasn't. I saw Hamilton. All right, Franklin,
this is not for the president. He wasn't a president.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
I know that.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Maybe that's what I'm thinking.
Speaker 5 (15:17):
I'm thinking Thomas Jefferson was definitely president. The father of
the Constitution, wasn't that Thomas Jefferson?
Speaker 4 (15:24):
Right?
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Right, It's not him though, it's Oh.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
No, I forgot where we were? All right, here we go,
what the answer are we still guessing? I'm really fucked up.
Speaker 5 (15:36):
Thomas Jefferson was a president, and so was Andrew Jackson.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
We know that. Is that where we're looking up?
Speaker 2 (15:41):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Give me the answer. The answer is John Adams.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
John Adams.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
I got it wrong. Wow, like a lost and I'm
so sorry.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
I got really lolascinating that I was focusing on this
escape that he's got in his TV in the background,
Like we're in a fucking store right now, and I'm
watching you, going, Okay, they're doing their thing. Remember you're
the guest, all right, Like I'm reminding myself.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Meanwhile, I left my body about twenty seconds ago.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
Oh yeah, boy, for somebody that left their body, you're
certainly hogging the joint here.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Oh sorry. But all the question was who was the
first president to live in the White House? It was
John Adams. It most people think that it's you know,
George Washington. No, yeah, but he only kind of what
was he was like overseeing the construction? As a bonus question,
which president was John Adams?
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Wasn't he like the fourth No.
Speaker 5 (16:37):
He's up there isn't he Isn't he like the tenth? No,
he was the second. Can you name all the presidents? No,
there's a lot of people that can do that because
there's like.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
A song, you know, Yeah, they can rattle them off
like that.
Speaker 5 (16:49):
Not just like it with the states. There's a states too,
sing it.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Can you know that?
Speaker 2 (16:52):
I don't know that. I'm Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, Ioway, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevidea,
New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, North Carolina,
(17:17):
North Dakota, ohhih Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina,
South Dakota, Tennessee, Texans, Utah, Vermont, Virginia, Washington and West Virginia, Wisconsin, Whyo.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Ban Wow is that it?
Speaker 2 (17:32):
You're welcome?
Speaker 1 (17:33):
That was never learn That was great? Back up, fantastic?
Speaker 2 (17:37):
I am in says I don't have secret skills.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
How long did that take you to learn? Wow?
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Fifth grade? I had a music teacher in fifth grade,
and that was like the entire year we practiced that song.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Yep. Is there a song you had to learn for anything,
like for historical purposes or anything like that. I remember
I got the preamble and yeah, oh yeah, I like
the Schoolhouse rock Star. I know some of those. And
my teacher years ago, he said, you're gonna be like
forty years old one day and you're gonna remember this
and you're gonna be like I remember him saying.
Speaker 5 (18:08):
I remember one of the teachers that I had in
fourth grade that listens to this podcast regularly, mister Spencer,
my fourth grade teacher.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
He had.
Speaker 5 (18:15):
There was this computer thing online where it was like
music videos for the math lessons, and there would be
these songs. So I swear to God, I remember the
song for like the lines. It was like the line song.
It was like, the lines aren't everywhere, that's foreshore, in
buildings and in roads, even in nature. Lines can be
(18:35):
found in most everything they see because they shape the
world in front of me. And it was like horizontal
lines straight up and right, pal lines up and down
to the sky, Intersecting lines cross all the time. Parallel
lines never touched the other lines and it was like
a perpendicular lines was my favorite, secked at right angles.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Do do do do do do do do do do
do well done, Dede, you really surprised.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
That we're all full of like little secret talents, Mikey.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
I got the preamble.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
That's a good one, though, the schoolhouse Rocke one goes
we the people, in order to fall more perfect union?
Speaker 6 (19:22):
Is that was justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide ya the
common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings
of liberty for ourselves and our prosterity.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
That's wrong. And the bblish this Constitution for the United
States of americ Uh. That's it. That's all I've got.
That was good too.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
That was good question too.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
What's the name for a triangle with all so it's
the same length, So it's not like an is ascles?
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Right?
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Because that's like the weird looking one that is wrong? Okay?
Is it like a say it one more time? What's
the name for a triangle with all sides the same length?
An equal ladder? O? God, where did I pull that
one out of them? You know where equalateral?
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Well died well?
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Because you know how you want me to explain my thinking?
Speaker 5 (20:33):
Yeah, because you said all the sides were equal or
the same, same, the same equal.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
You really worked it out, right, I really, I really
thought it through.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Little dog.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
I'm so proud of him. It's my buddy.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
It's entertaining, condescending and fantastic all at the same time,
and with such love, love, absolutely so much love.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Question can you spell equilateral? Jeez? E q U I
L A t R A L.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
I heard it.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Something like that? Question three? All right? Which weighs more
a kilogram of feathers or a kilogram of steel? Your mom?
Speaker 5 (21:26):
Sorry, missus Becker, I know you're listening now. I like
you a lot. You're a wonderful woman.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
You know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
He's a wonderful mama.
Speaker 5 (21:35):
You can't go wrong with your mom joke. Sometimes you
need them. You know which ways more?
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Your mom or your mom?
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Your mom? Correct?
Speaker 4 (21:54):
All right?
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Which weighs more a killo ram of feathers or a
kilogram of steel? What do you want to do? You
think that you might want to use your lifeline? Possibly?
What weighs more a kilogram? A kilogram of feathers or
a kilogram of steel. See, you know, I'll tell.
Speaker 5 (22:17):
You why he picked this question because he knows I
don't do measurements.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
I don't know how measurements.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Says like, I don't do this, I don't do no,
but I really don't.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
I don't know how measurements work. Yeah, but just even
even even.
Speaker 5 (22:30):
When it comes to, you know, a quarter or an
eighth of X, Y and z, I will normally say,
just give me one hundred bucks worth.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Of a day. Maybe use your life. I'll use my lifeline.
I don't know kill a wat of what?
Speaker 2 (22:42):
It's a kilogram of feathers and a kilogram of steel is.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
A kilogram very small.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
You're the same, baby doll.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
It's the same.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
One kilogram and one kilogram equal one kilogram. They're the same.
It doesn't matter if it's feathers or steel.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Yeah, but what weighs more?
Speaker 2 (23:03):
They don't. Each one is a kilogram. So see, for example,
you go to the store and you get a pound
a turkey and a pound of roast beef. They're going
to weigh the same. They're just different. Oh difference.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Well, that's like a strict question, fucking asshole. That was
more of a riddle than it was a question. I'm
so sorry question.
Speaker 5 (23:31):
You know, when you hear people say that they're worried
about what their potential future employers will find of them.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
This, yeah, what they're talking.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
I definitely don't mention this thing. No, I mean, like,
if I ever want a real job, I'm fucked.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
Question for twenty what.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
All right, before the invention of the telephone, what was
the primary way people would communicate with each other from
long distances? Letters?
Speaker 3 (24:02):
All right?
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Big technology though? What I guess people could write letters?
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Yeah, technology? What was used before a telephone? A teletype? Loos?
What the fuck kind of question is this? Read this
shit again? Before the invention of the telephone, what was
the primary way people would communicate with each other from
long distances? So they didn't have phones? You know what
they yell? I don't know, Yeah, they could have done
(24:33):
that too, But the technology? What were they using to
communicate with each other before phones?
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:42):
And it's not letters? I mean again it could be,
but then technology technology, Like before we had cell phones,
we just had house phones before a house you know
what I mean? Like the people use phones? Are where
are we right now? That's a dumb question right there?
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Do you know the answer. Telegraph, the telegraph. You can
learn about the telegraph, you know.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (25:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
And old movies they come running in and say, oh,
you have a message and it was on a piece
of paper.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
I just think of Titanic. Do do do Do Do
do do do? Yeah, exactly. Yelling didn't work for anyone
in that movie either, Jack, Jack, this is my door.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
Question number one.
Speaker 5 (25:35):
I thought we'd do some Christmas in July questions. All right,
and a Christmas Carol? How many ghosts visit Ebenezer Scrooge
during the night?
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Eight seven? Hold on? Oh do you know the answer?
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Yeah, I don't want to use the lifeline so quickly.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
But oh, you only get to consult me one time.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
I'm gonna guess. Hold on, hold on, hold on four?
Is it four? It's four? Very good? Wow, very good.
The Ghosts of Christmas Future, present, past, and now whatever
the fuck it is, Mary Jacob Barley, Marley.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
I feel like it's a nerd that I had.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
To reach back for that because I saw that when
I was a kid. I went we saw it in
New York City. That took us on a field trip.
Do you want more Christmas in July questions stew it,
I could give you more of them.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
Question two.
Speaker 5 (26:35):
In how the Grinch Stole Christmas? From what town? Does
the Grinch steal Christmas items? Who will go?
Speaker 3 (26:45):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Okay, all right, thank you.
Speaker 5 (26:47):
Now here's what I'll say about how the Grinch stole Christmas?
Love it, doctor sous right, correct, doctor sous book. The
Jim Carrey version a fucking disgrace.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
I hate it. Oh wow, I hate it that.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
No.
Speaker 5 (26:58):
I like the anime, like original one, like the OG classic,
like the classic, like the TV.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
One, the classic, But I think.
Speaker 5 (27:06):
The Jim Carrey one gets under my nerves, gets under
my nerves.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
I don't know. That's not even a saying no it
is now it gets under your skin. Yeah, that too sure.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
Question three.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
I was gonna read my question again to you, but
I just realized it's my turn. I looked down. I'm like, wait,
I already did that. He's figuring it out as we go.
Speaker 5 (27:33):
Yeah, I'm looking at a list of questions thinking which
one would he get wrong?
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Okay, how about sports Guests of the Year. Okay, you
were alive. I wasn't.
Speaker 5 (27:41):
There's a hint already, all right, and what Yeah, why
the hell did I do that now. I don't even
want to ask this question.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Ask it.
Speaker 5 (27:48):
Come on a right, okay, sports? In what year did
Major League Baseball not have a World Series because of
the players strike?
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Would it had been nineteen ninety five? Four? Which one four? Four?
Very good?
Speaker 5 (28:03):
Good, because my follow up it would have been I
was negative four years old?
Speaker 1 (28:09):
All right?
Speaker 3 (28:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Do you remember this or not?
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Really?
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Vaguely? Vaguely, yeah, but they didn't get paid enough. I
don't remember this specific. I was ten years old. I
was doing other things. Should we ask, hey or whatever?
What do you do at ten years old? You know,
I know what I was doing a lot of that.
I know what you do ten years old.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Early bloomer, So good for you. Secret talent's a bounding
you're never gonna get.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
That was really talented?
Speaker 3 (28:37):
Was the goat U twenty?
Speaker 1 (28:41):
What good, buddy.
Speaker 5 (28:44):
I don't think you're gonna get this question right. There's
like a snowballs chance. And now you're gonna get this
question right.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Great. How many black keys are there on a standard piano?
Is it like twelve sixteen? I'll go, he keeps me. Really,
how about those black keys? Yeah, that's not what we're
talking about. That, that's it's the black keys. That's what
I'm asking. The question is how many black keys are
(29:13):
on a piano? Twenty twenty two. No, you're getting this.
I have no idea. Yeah, the Charcter answer is thirty
six probably shit, how many keys are on a piano
in general?
Speaker 5 (29:23):
Holl there's eighty eight keys total? So what's eighty eight
minus thirty six? There we go, somebody that does math.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Eighty eight minus thirty six, it's fifty two? Shit, fifty two. Hey, Siri,
it's fifty two.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
It's bad. Wait what was it?
Speaker 1 (29:40):
What would the numbers may come? Right? Who are you?
What's happening?
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Eighty eight minus thirty six?
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Sixty nine?
Speaker 2 (29:47):
What is eighty eight minus thirty six? Fifty two?
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Fifty two? Yeah? Did you say that? Did you say that?
I said that? Wow? At least look at those mental batskill? Wow?
Still got it?
Speaker 3 (29:58):
You're lost? Pro are they? Blazed? And confused? Podcast?
Speaker 1 (30:04):
I think we should order some food. And you know,
here's the thing.
Speaker 5 (30:07):
We're recording this episode on Monday, July twenty first, which
I don't know if you read today's National Junk Food
Day food Day, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
I mean every day is National Junk Food House Yeah.
Speaker 5 (30:19):
However, I will say I have eaten the McDonald's snack
wraps a few times now that they're back.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Oh are you a fan of the snack raps? Oh?
Speaker 1 (30:27):
They are incredible. Do they taste just like you remember? Yes?
Speaker 5 (30:31):
However, the only thing that I'll say about the snack
raps is that they don't have the honey mustard flavor.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
And I really enjoy the honey musterd flavor. Where's the
honey muster flavor? They didn't bring that one?
Speaker 2 (30:38):
But what are the options?
Speaker 1 (30:39):
It's just of honey mustard and put it on it.
I mean, yeah, I guess, but I don't know.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
I get it.
Speaker 5 (30:46):
It's just regular ranch or spicy run. It's kind of like,
you know when you get that kind of thing.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
The heat from the chicken has warmed up the honey
mustard in such a way like there's something with the
temperature there. But adding it later it's not the same.
I get that.
Speaker 5 (30:59):
Here's what our will say about the snack wraps. I
compare the snack wraps to Yako's hot dogs. Where now
my experience now with the snack wraps, are you get
the meal with two?
Speaker 1 (31:11):
You eat two?
Speaker 5 (31:12):
You could eat a third, but when you eat a third,
it's a little bit too much, and then you feel
like a pile of fucking garbage. So like two is
not quite enough, but three is just a little too much.
You get two in fries. I do that, but you're
not getting to begin a.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Front or eating fries as it is. That's just I mean,
that was a given.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
What about Mabe getting cheeseburger aside?
Speaker 1 (31:33):
All right, so I'll tell you a great story. The
other night. You know, I'm addicted to order and door
Dash forgot where we were talking about what I forgot?
Go ahead, huh, I'm caught up. Now what I'm here.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Give me the joint, all right, fucking ston. You guys
have the agenda. I don't. I'm sitting over here tripping
my ass off because like, what is going on? But
I have the idea about what's going on. But I
don't know what's going on. But I okay, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
So you're having a good time.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
I'm having a great time. So I ordered door Dash
he in the night, as one does.
Speaker 5 (32:06):
It's Friday night. You order thirty dollars worth of door Dash.
You know it is what it.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Is, thirty bucks for one person.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
I know, it's a little nuts.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Wait, no, it's not. We ordered Chinese food for two
people with my daughter and it was ninety It was ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Yep, happens.
Speaker 5 (32:19):
So I ordered the two McDonald's snack wrap meal with
a large fry with a coke slushy, the frozen coke.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Yeah, fantastic heart coke slushy. Oh love it incredible, incredible.
Speaker 5 (32:32):
I also got additionally, in addition to the two snack
wrap and large fry meal with the coke slushy, I
got an extra snack wrap on the side and an
extra cheeseburger on the side.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
I came home, sat down, I ate it. Oh, it
was incredible.
Speaker 5 (32:45):
And I left the snack wrap, the extra snack wrap,
in the extra cheeseburger on my coffee table and I
put the rest of the bag next to it, like
I like it was trash, you know.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
And then I got away.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
No, no, no, worse.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
I down.
Speaker 5 (33:00):
I took a nap, and when I woke up, apparently
the damn dog had a feast while.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
I was.
Speaker 5 (33:07):
And I woke up at three o'clock in the morning,
and the dog was smart enough to like quite literally,
I should have taken a picture, but I didn't.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
But she like quite literally unwrapped the snack wrap and
the cheeseburger.
Speaker 5 (33:16):
The rappers were still there and the food was gone.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Oh you got a smart, mean break. You know what
she was doing.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
I had a dog that ate chocolate, ate the entire wrappers,
and she shot chocolate wrappers days. It's terrible.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Yeah, dogs and chocolate are supposed to be bad dudes.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
Right, Oh she was fine.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Yeah, so is that a myth?
Speaker 3 (33:39):
Then?
Speaker 2 (33:39):
No. They just have to consume copious I mean cobious
amounts of it. Yeah, it's math, and like you, I
don't do math either, but they have to eat copious
amounts of it in order for it to affect their bloodstream.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
I guess I like that Lucy made the wrapper in
such a way that it would make you think that
maybe you did it, you know, like you ate the
burger and forgot you know, well so because because it
was sitting on the ground.
Speaker 5 (34:02):
But then when I walked back, because the snack rapper
was sitting next to my couch, and then when I
walked back to my kitchen, like she must have picked
up the burger and taken it back to the kitchen.
And make that one back there. So yeah, it was
crazy that then I knew.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
It was the dog. Thank you, Lucy, appreciate it.
Speaker 5 (34:17):
Hey, we have anything else to say to the people, Yeah,
we do spark a debate.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Oh, we'll get a debate quick.
Speaker 3 (34:24):
Welcome to spark a debate. We're Becker and Joel. Turn
one topic.
Speaker 4 (34:29):
You're doing all out puff puff pass off and see
who burns out first.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
I was gonna talk about the cold Play thing. Now,
who gives a fuck about the Coldplay thing anymore? That'll
be really old by the time. Really, I guess it
might be. Yeah, you're right. Fuck, why what do you
think about that? You're always trying to get me to
go fucking cold Play shows, and now I never want
to go to a cold Play show.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
Why?
Speaker 1 (34:51):
I don't know. Chris Martin ruins everything. Oh god. They
shouldn't have been cheating. But had they acted like regular
human beings and didn't react to the fucking jumbo tron,
they probably would have been fine. But what do you
mean if they just sat there and like were on
camera and didn't move and be all awkward, they.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
Would be.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
Had they not drew it done that, had they just
not gone to a cold play concept when you're having
an affair.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
But then I thought, like, what if these people have
an open relationship, Maybe here's an understanding we all really.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Jumped was if there was, then they wouldn't have reacted
that way. But I think it's totally been blown out
of proportions. It's so ridiculous, but it's I mean, it is.
It is kind of funny. It is extremely kind of funny.
Speaker 5 (35:32):
However, I will say, it must suck to be one
of those people's kids right.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
Now, Dad, Mom and dad are all over the internet.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
But when you go to like a sporting event, do
you want to end up on the jumbo tron? Honestly,
I mean seriously.
Speaker 5 (35:45):
I was hell now, I was at the Iron Pigs
once and I was put on the JumboTron and I
looked away.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
And I hated it. Well, I was there with my parents.
I was sitting there having one too many beers. Do
you think they're going to have to make up some
kind of thing now when you buy a ticket to
an that you're gonna have to click a button, that's
like you probably do it being on camera. You probably
already do that somehow. It's probably the finest of princes.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
When you buy the ticket, there's all that fine print
at the bottom of the ticket that probably says that
you agreed to be part of their promotional.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
I mean, obviously it's fuck. They shouldn't have been cheating
on it, you know, their spouses.
Speaker 5 (36:17):
But yeah, but you want to blame it on Chris
Martin because that's the fun thing to do.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
Well, I'm not. And his apology was fucking ridiculous too.
It was really fun.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
You apologized.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
The dude came out and apologized.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
Well, the CEO, I thought you said, Chris Martin say wait, wait,
wait wait. Chris Martin apologized for that.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
There was a line in this dude's Chris Martin if
he didn't apologize, it would go something like, my music
is subpar, and I apologize for the music. You have
no idea. A Coldplay concert is incredible.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
I apologize for allowing my wife to name my child Apple.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (36:49):
Yeah, that's a little mole Martin. It's not as bad
as Northwest. That's as bad as.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
It's really stupid. You guys have McDonald's. I don't donald.
I was hoping for her food. McDonald's just gonna sponsor us.
Their food's great. They are the double quarter powder with cheese.
I'm telling Joel about getting that honey with his chicken nuggets,
just plain honey.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
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Speaker 1 (37:10):
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Speaker 2 (37:13):
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Speaker 1 (37:23):
McDonald's please sponsor a pod. Mcdonald' please sponsor a podcast.
Your snack wraps are at the betch you imagine that.
Holy crap. I'm Becker.
Speaker 5 (37:34):
That's Joel Blaze and Confused. I'm blazed and confusing, Ready
for a napp.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Becka said goodbye, goodbye. We did our best.
Speaker 4 (37:43):
Blazed and Confused podcast with Becker and Joel. Don't forget
to subscribe, spark up and joined us next time
The play is in confused.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Podcast is rated M from marijuana, no miners.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
But your audience is only.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
You could do audio books. You could record smut that
I read.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Yeah, that'd be fun. I wants to record audiobooks. Audiobooks. Huh,
you read smut mostly. You call it smut. I call
it smut. Sound like such a white guy.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
You are.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Very very well you're reading. Sure, I read smut. They
call it spicy fantasy, and that's what I read, and
it's filthy.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
So what's that a bunch of vampires at?
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Really? Why vampires?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Vampires? There's werewolves, there's fairies, there's shape shifters, there's witches,
there's Can I ask you something? Why do you find
that hot?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Like? What's so like sexy.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
About a vampire? A fucking fairy? Or like the danger
aspect of it? The unknown? There's something sexy about that?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Yeah, but why is a vampire danger? A vampire? It's
a killer, but it won't kill one a right, Mike
saw Twilight. I'm starting to get there now, I'm diving
into it.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Twilight.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Yeah, that's my boy. I'm a guy that's watched all
of them. That's one time I've watched them several times.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
That's there's no.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Way Jo'll ever watch it.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
No, I think I did watch the first one and
the second one because I was in like the fifth grade.
It was, you know, it's fifth grade, sixth grade, that
hot thing to watch. I think I watched it with
my mother on like a Friday night or whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
It was my daughter's diapers, like I just had a
baby when the first one came out, and I dove
into it after, like during my maternity leave. I dove
into do you read the book? You read the book,
and then I read the books. I saw the movie
for the first movie, and then I read the books
before I saw the rest of the movies.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
But there's something about you're a big reader. Right, Oh,
I'm such a Joel's grade. He used to be a
big reader. He told me. Was that green eggs and
ham you were talking about last week?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Well, he.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Goes, it's so hard to think that I would be
a reader or something like that. I used to be
a reader, and you were like green eggs and ham
or something like that.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I'm like, I like that. That's your example.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Defense.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
I am wearing a doctor.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
You are wearing a doctor shirt and doctor sus Green
Eggs and Ham was my absolute favorite.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
No, everybody has their memory of reading books like that back.
I mean, I feel like I don't know, naturally, the
older that I got, the less I enjoyed reading. But
there was a period, especially when I was in middle school,
where I would have considered myself a reader, like seventh
eighth grade. There was always the time in like English
class when you were younger, where you would have.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Like the S S R.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
SO saying silent reading, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, and you
just got to like sit there and read. So if
I found a good enough book I would read, I
was good, but I'd be like reading.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
About like you know, Elvis and Michael Jackson and the Stars.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Stephen King, like I was reading it and Misery. I
was reading those books.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Look what I have here?
Speaker 2 (03:05):
The number ones?
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Look and this. I forget where I was. Maybe I
was at a bookstore, shocking, I don't know. I came
across this book and thought I.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Should read this.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
The Number Ones twenty chart topping hits that reveal the
history of pop music by Tom Ready.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
I see it. No, it's it looks like it doesn't
I'm looking at it. I believe it real.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
I would read. That's a real book. I know a book.
Why can't I read that? We believe you. I want
to be able to read it?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
What I can't want to read it? I do?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
How long have you had that book?
Speaker 2 (03:33):
I feel like this is a therapy session. Do you
take credit cards or wait? Wait, wait wait, Read's going
to say he's paying us. I was I accept Venmo
and Zell. Yeah, yeah, you want money for the therapy session.
I don't know what to tell you. Well, why can't
you read a book at length like that? I think
(03:54):
it's just you can't focus on much. I think you're
easily distracted. That's all it was. Have you seen him
in the studio?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Word him for a while?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Oh my gosh, he's all over the place, constantly moving,
and then we'll walk in and he's perched on his
stool like a little monkey.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
I do shit like that. It's kind Yeah, it's a weird. Yes,
I know how you said. I've seen it.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Give the give the visual of this. What am I doing?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
You're perching like perchaing like a monkey on a tree
getting ready to peel open a nana.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
At first, it was like an owl type thing you
were doing like cock cock that's not what they say.
Cuckoo cuckoo? What oh olo? Oh see?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Now you make me question my own reality. Like if
I've ever heard that before, They're going to pop out
of my head. Right, Ckie, you were in the forest today,
weren't you walking around? Coo coo coo coo coo.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Did you hear some of the shop. So this is
what I was excited to be part of, Like.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
To talk about cuckoo cocko.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Well, I don't know where that was going.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
I'm not sure, but do you even really want to know?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
No? In other news, here's I forgot what we were
talking about. Anyway, I give you something else to talk
about here. You know what this thing is?
Speaker 5 (04:58):
It looks like it was bitten by a dog. I
as a twenty six year old man. I'm just discovering
how magic the Magic Erasers really are.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
They clean anything and everything everything.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
You've never watched this. I kind of feel like I
have to do it in front of you, just so
you can.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Getting austration like you almost.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Have to like this feels like an infomercial.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Now.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
The Blazer Confused podcast is not sponsored by the Magic Eraser,
but it could be.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Mister mister clean. You let me know, We'll let you know.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
iHeartMedia dot com.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
What do you You gotta find some advertisers.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Baby, I'm sure you don't bite the hand of feeds.
You gotta find something that's dirty though, you just had
your apartment cleaned by merrymaids.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
What's dirty?
Speaker 5 (05:38):
Blog?
Speaker 1 (05:38):
I love it? You're here, here, here, I know my
shoe ready to be amazed.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Do you feel like you need look at this?
Speaker 5 (05:45):
So you're looking, That's why it starts to look like
it got showed by a dog, because it it.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Like disintegrates as you scroll. But look at this, it's white,
it's looking pretty new.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 5 (05:58):
The magic eraser is indeed magic mind, it's pretty magical.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Now, well, what's.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
On it that's making it do that?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Obviously some sort of chemicals?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Yeah, is that what it is? And then you're going
to use those hands to eat and stuff?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
And then why I'm saying, I mean you need to
go ahead and we can pause and you can go
wash your hands.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Yeah I will now I'm scrubbing my shoes.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Well, Okayucky, I can't believe you've never ever had a
magic eraser before.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
All right, see, so like look at that. Wow, that
is pretty good. Look at the top of my shoe.
It's why that's not bad. That's as white as a toilet.
I mean, is that a what your toilet is? It
could be whiter. Then a lot of things have been
driving me nuts.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
What's been driving you out?
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Oh? Bob Holder calls me too much? Just kidding. Hey,
this is Becka. Everybody, I'm Becker. That's go over there.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
It's not a Blaze of Confused podcast unless we mentioned
Bob Holder.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
This is episode eleven.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Let's go Holder.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Welcome to the Blazed and Confused podcast with Becker and Joel,
the trivia podcast where the questions are high, and so
are they hate. Time to spluck your curiosity and light
up some knowledge. The Blazed and Confused Podcast starts now.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
Hello, Hello, Episode eleven. Our podcast is officially a preteen.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
It's weird.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
It's appropriate. It's very with you too, it's very appropriate.
So there you go.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
Becca as a as a mom our podcast is officially
a preteen.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
So we officially suck. We're at the age there.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
It's just awful, right yeah, no, no, no, yes and no,
a thorough yes and no. I will not say one
or the other because I love my son. But there
are times, there are moments where it's like sudden, you
have first mama's last button.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
Me personally, that's when I was the biggest pain in
the asses when I was around there.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
But then I leveled out when I was in high school,
like the last time that I you know, because it
was all about.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
Getting written up, per se in high school, when you
got like the good old fashioned misconduct report and you
got called down to the principal's office and it was
like the form that your parents had, you know, Like.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
I stopped getting on of those.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
I did, but in middle school, in elementary school, and
I stopped getting them like freshman year of high school?
Were they four stupid shit like cursing, big shocker, big shocker.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Big shocker, talking during assembly or something.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Talking talking back? Where did you pick this up though?
Where was the cursing happening?
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Oh? Was it happening at home? Or mom and dad
into it? No?
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Not necessarily. I mean my parents cursed, but not as
bad as as you. I really don't know. I don't
know where it came from. I don't I tell people
that since my mom was a teacher, I didn't get
away with shit at home. So when I got to school,
like I had to be rambunctious and like get it
out of my system, because when I went home it was, you.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Know, how to get it out of your system? It
was almost pent up energy that wasn't channeled.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Tent up that needed to be said, you know, and you.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Didn't realize yet you were too young, you know, to
take care of business.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
I remember getting sent to the principal's office for like
telling a girl to shut the fuck up on the bus,
like that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
I kind of did something similar, like I smacked a
girl in the face on the bush jus lunch room,
no one else watching. These were big groups. Oh you
like to entertain big groups of people too, yeah, telling
oh look at that jokes? Were you look at class
clown type or No.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
I would consider myself the class clown.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
However, the high school senior superlatives, I didn't make it
on any.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Of those lists, and I'm pissed about it to this day.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
You know what, I was working practically full time when
I was seventeen, when I was a senior in high school,
and I didn't get most likely to succeed like I like, I.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Think about this from time to time. Thing, bitch, I
was succeeding.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
You were so did Why did you need the label
for it?
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Watch?
Speaker 1 (09:46):
You need the validation?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
And I guess I did the same thing with class clown.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
I don't remember who the class phns were, but I
feel like I was funnier.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
I don't know, maybe not. Who knows, little salty, I'm
a little salty. How many years ago is that? Now
you've got ten years ago you graduated.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
It's just like I think often about how I applied
for the job at the Apple Store and I didn't
get it.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
I could sell iPhones. What they call those people geniuses.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
That's I wouldn't want to didn't get it, though I would,
I wouldn't want to be one.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Of those played Mike played Mikey.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
But I wouldn't want to work at the genius bar.
That's people that fix it computers. I don't want to
fix it computers. I want to sell and not even that.
I really rather be the person that you know when
you go to the Apple Store and you walk in
and you say to that first initial person, Hi, I
am here for.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Blah blah blah blah blah, and they say, yeah, go
stand over here. I want to be that person. That's it.
I want that job. Yeah, it seems pretty easy. Then
how is that selling apples? I don't think you need
to be a genius for that job, so I think
you're good.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
I don't think.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
You've listened to our shows.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
You're not family friendly, and I had to listen. I
listened when we were driving around in the car, and
then you were extremely funny. But it was all about
Bob Holder.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
He listens every week just for his name, exactly nice.
And then if we don't mention his name, and he
tells us it sucked. Little does he know he's never
being invited back. Now he knows. Let's go to the
rapid round, shall we? All right, Becka, you know you're
answering these questions for the rapid round.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Run.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
I'm going to try to answer these questions for the
rapid round.
Speaker 5 (11:14):
So we put sixty seconds on the clock, okay, and
you know you answer what you count?
Speaker 2 (11:18):
All right? Can I take a heit of this before?
Speaker 4 (11:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Oh, it's encouraged. Here, let's all do this.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Let's let's all do that, right break.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
It's like that seventies show when they all sit in
that circle together and they all.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Smile, love that, and then the point of view is
like from the bottom up.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Hanging down the street, there's a trivia question. What band?
What band? Does that song? The same old thing we did?
Let's watch it yesterday. I saw the band name and
I was like, that's right, dog to you.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
We're all all right, We're all all right. Hello, hello Wisconsin.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
We need to get out that. I can't remember. You
really don't know. I can't remember. I know it, but
I I just literally just saw it on my screen yesterday.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
I feel like it's on the tip of my tongue,
but I just can't.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Cheap trick, cheap trick. Thank you.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
Okay, rapid round time? Are you ready?
Speaker 3 (12:10):
The game begins in three?
Speaker 5 (12:16):
What planet has the most moons? And No, it's not
Ranus Pluto?
Speaker 1 (12:21):
No, No. What long running TV series is set in
the fictional town of Springfield The Simpsons? Got it? What's
the Latin phrase that means seize the day carpet? Very good?
Got it? What is the term for a fear of
spiders a rackmophobia? Got it?
Speaker 5 (12:35):
What's the first commercially successful video game that's a pretty
broad ques nineteen seventy two, which company makes Oreosbisco.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Got it? What US state has the most active volcanoes?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Hawaii?
Speaker 3 (12:50):
No?
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Close? But no, in which sport would you use a
racket and a shuttlecock? Had I even put in a note?
What does a note say, Joel? Joel will laugh at
the word shuttle cat? Next one, what term describes the
supposed ability to move objects with the mind?
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Telekinetic?
Speaker 1 (13:12):
That's right, that's right, Yeah, you got it? What is
eight times twelve? So close? Anyway?
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Answered six ninety six?
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Got it? Whoam?
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Wow, you're a smart cookie.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Oh my goodness, wow wow?
Speaker 1 (13:29):
All right?
Speaker 5 (13:30):
So what planet has the most moves? You've got that
one wrong. It's Saturn.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Ah, dang it. Yeah, I needed a clue on that one.
Speaker 5 (13:37):
Simpson's live in Springfield. She's the day carpet DM.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Which US state had the most active volcanoes? That was Alaska. See,
I never would have gotten the fear of fighters.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
I've heard of a rachnophobia, but I know that's the
movie a racknophobia.
Speaker 5 (13:51):
No, I don't do movies. You should know this, but
now I don't know you do YouTube. I don't do much.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Well, that's very valid. Can argue with you.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Now we have questions for each other. Are you ready
to be our lifeline if we need you?
Speaker 3 (14:08):
All right? Question number one?
Speaker 1 (14:11):
All right, dude, who was the first president to live
in the White House? Uh? Who was the first president
to live in the White House? Becca? What do you think?
Do you think?
Speaker 3 (14:25):
You know?
Speaker 1 (14:25):
No, just in case he might need you not I mean,
I mean.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
Yeah, I've definitely asked this at my various true of
the events over the years, and you'd think that.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
I've information and it's just not the case.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
It's not.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Thomas Jefferson. No, no, No, you want to try another guest.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Anybody was Jefferson a president?
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
He's on the nickel, he's number three right for Andrew
Jackson's on the twenty And he wasn't a president? Or
was he? Or am I just really kind of.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
No, you're right, one of those guys wasn't a president.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Yeah, one of them wasn't. I saw Hamilton. All right, Franklin,
this is not for the president. He wasn't a president.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
I know that.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Maybe that's what I'm thinking.
Speaker 5 (15:17):
I'm thinking Thomas Jefferson was definitely president. The father of
the Constitution, wasn't that Thomas Jefferson?
Speaker 4 (15:24):
Right?
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Right, It's not him though, it's Oh.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
No, I forgot where we were? All right, here we go,
what the answer are we still guessing? I'm really fucked up.
Speaker 5 (15:36):
Thomas Jefferson was a president, and so was Andrew Jackson.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
We know that. Is that where we're looking up?
Speaker 2 (15:41):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Give me the answer. The answer is John Adams.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
John Adams.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
I got it wrong. Wow, like a lost and I'm
so sorry.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
I got really lolascinating that I was focusing on this
escape that he's got in his TV in the background,
Like we're in a fucking store right now, and I'm
watching you, going, Okay, they're doing their thing. Remember you're
the guest, all right, Like I'm reminding myself.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Meanwhile, I left my body about twenty seconds ago.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
Oh yeah, boy, for somebody that left their body, you're
certainly hogging the joint here.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Oh sorry. But all the question was who was the
first president to live in the White House? It was
John Adams. It most people think that it's you know,
George Washington. No, yeah, but he only kind of what
was he was like overseeing the construction? As a bonus question,
which president was John Adams?
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Wasn't he like the fourth No.
Speaker 5 (16:37):
He's up there isn't he Isn't he like the tenth? No,
he was the second. Can you name all the presidents? No,
there's a lot of people that can do that because
there's like.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
A song, you know, Yeah, they can rattle them off
like that.
Speaker 5 (16:49):
Not just like it with the states. There's a states too,
sing it.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Can you know that?
Speaker 2 (16:52):
I don't know that. I'm Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, Ioway, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevidea,
New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, North Carolina,
(17:17):
North Dakota, ohhih Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina,
South Dakota, Tennessee, Texans, Utah, Vermont, Virginia, Washington and West Virginia, Wisconsin, Whyo.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Ban Wow is that it?
Speaker 2 (17:32):
You're welcome?
Speaker 1 (17:33):
That was never learn That was great? Back up, fantastic?
Speaker 2 (17:37):
I am in says I don't have secret skills.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
How long did that take you to learn? Wow?
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Fifth grade? I had a music teacher in fifth grade,
and that was like the entire year we practiced that song.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Yep. Is there a song you had to learn for anything,
like for historical purposes or anything like that. I remember
I got the preamble and yeah, oh yeah, I like
the Schoolhouse rock Star. I know some of those. And
my teacher years ago, he said, you're gonna be like
forty years old one day and you're gonna remember this
and you're gonna be like I remember him saying.
Speaker 5 (18:08):
I remember one of the teachers that I had in
fourth grade that listens to this podcast regularly, mister Spencer,
my fourth grade teacher.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
He had.
Speaker 5 (18:15):
There was this computer thing online where it was like
music videos for the math lessons, and there would be
these songs. So I swear to God, I remember the
song for like the lines. It was like the line song.
It was like, the lines aren't everywhere, that's foreshore, in
buildings and in roads, even in nature. Lines can be
(18:35):
found in most everything they see because they shape the
world in front of me. And it was like horizontal
lines straight up and right, pal lines up and down
to the sky, Intersecting lines cross all the time. Parallel
lines never touched the other lines and it was like
a perpendicular lines was my favorite, secked at right angles.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Do do do do do do do do do do
do well done, Dede, you really surprised.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
That we're all full of like little secret talents, Mikey.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
I got the preamble.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
That's a good one, though, the schoolhouse Rocke one goes
we the people, in order to fall more perfect union?
Speaker 6 (19:22):
Is that was justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide ya the
common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings
of liberty for ourselves and our prosterity.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
That's wrong. And the bblish this Constitution for the United
States of americ Uh. That's it. That's all I've got.
That was good too.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
That was good question too.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
What's the name for a triangle with all so it's
the same length, So it's not like an is ascles?
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Right?
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Because that's like the weird looking one that is wrong? Okay?
Is it like a say it one more time? What's
the name for a triangle with all sides the same length?
An equal ladder? O? God, where did I pull that
one out of them? You know where equalateral?
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Well died well?
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Because you know how you want me to explain my thinking?
Speaker 5 (20:33):
Yeah, because you said all the sides were equal or
the same, same, the same equal.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
You really worked it out, right, I really, I really
thought it through.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Little dog.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
I'm so proud of him. It's my buddy.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
It's entertaining, condescending and fantastic all at the same time,
and with such love, love, absolutely so much love.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Question can you spell equilateral? Jeez? E q U I
L A t R A L.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
I heard it.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Something like that? Question three? All right? Which weighs more
a kilogram of feathers or a kilogram of steel? Your mom?
Speaker 5 (21:26):
Sorry, missus Becker, I know you're listening now. I like
you a lot. You're a wonderful woman.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
You know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
He's a wonderful mama.
Speaker 5 (21:35):
You can't go wrong with your mom joke. Sometimes you
need them. You know which ways more?
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Your mom or your mom?
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Your mom? Correct?
Speaker 4 (21:54):
All right?
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Which weighs more a killo ram of feathers or a
kilogram of steel? What do you want to do? You
think that you might want to use your lifeline? Possibly?
What weighs more a kilogram? A kilogram of feathers or
a kilogram of steel. See, you know, I'll tell.
Speaker 5 (22:17):
You why he picked this question because he knows I
don't do measurements.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
I don't know how measurements.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Says like, I don't do this, I don't do no,
but I really don't.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
I don't know how measurements work. Yeah, but just even
even even.
Speaker 5 (22:30):
When it comes to, you know, a quarter or an
eighth of X, Y and z, I will normally say,
just give me one hundred bucks worth.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Of a day. Maybe use your life. I'll use my lifeline.
I don't know kill a wat of what?
Speaker 2 (22:42):
It's a kilogram of feathers and a kilogram of steel is.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
A kilogram very small.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
You're the same, baby doll.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
It's the same.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
One kilogram and one kilogram equal one kilogram. They're the same.
It doesn't matter if it's feathers or steel.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Yeah, but what weighs more?
Speaker 2 (23:03):
They don't. Each one is a kilogram. So see, for example,
you go to the store and you get a pound
a turkey and a pound of roast beef. They're going
to weigh the same. They're just different. Oh difference.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Well, that's like a strict question, fucking asshole. That was
more of a riddle than it was a question. I'm
so sorry question.
Speaker 5 (23:31):
You know, when you hear people say that they're worried
about what their potential future employers will find of them.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
This, yeah, what they're talking.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
I definitely don't mention this thing. No, I mean, like,
if I ever want a real job, I'm fucked.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
Question for twenty what.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
All right, before the invention of the telephone, what was
the primary way people would communicate with each other from
long distances? Letters?
Speaker 3 (24:02):
All right?
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Big technology though? What I guess people could write letters?
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Yeah, technology? What was used before a telephone? A teletype? Loos?
What the fuck kind of question is this? Read this
shit again? Before the invention of the telephone, what was
the primary way people would communicate with each other from
long distances? So they didn't have phones? You know what
they yell? I don't know, Yeah, they could have done
(24:33):
that too, But the technology? What were they using to
communicate with each other before phones?
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:42):
And it's not letters? I mean again it could be,
but then technology technology, Like before we had cell phones,
we just had house phones before a house you know
what I mean? Like the people use phones? Are where
are we right now? That's a dumb question right there?
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Do you know the answer. Telegraph, the telegraph. You can
learn about the telegraph, you know.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (25:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
And old movies they come running in and say, oh,
you have a message and it was on a piece
of paper.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
I just think of Titanic. Do do do Do Do
do do do? Yeah, exactly. Yelling didn't work for anyone
in that movie either, Jack, Jack, this is my door.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
Question number one.
Speaker 5 (25:35):
I thought we'd do some Christmas in July questions. All right,
and a Christmas Carol? How many ghosts visit Ebenezer Scrooge
during the night?
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Eight seven? Hold on? Oh do you know the answer?
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Yeah, I don't want to use the lifeline so quickly.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
But oh, you only get to consult me one time.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
I'm gonna guess. Hold on, hold on, hold on four?
Is it four? It's four? Very good? Wow, very good.
The Ghosts of Christmas Future, present, past, and now whatever
the fuck it is, Mary Jacob Barley, Marley.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
I feel like it's a nerd that I had.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
To reach back for that because I saw that when
I was a kid. I went we saw it in
New York City. That took us on a field trip.
Do you want more Christmas in July questions stew it,
I could give you more of them.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
Question two.
Speaker 5 (26:35):
In how the Grinch Stole Christmas? From what town? Does
the Grinch steal Christmas items? Who will go?
Speaker 3 (26:45):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Okay, all right, thank you.
Speaker 5 (26:47):
Now here's what I'll say about how the Grinch stole Christmas?
Love it, doctor sous right, correct, doctor sous book. The
Jim Carrey version a fucking disgrace.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
I hate it. Oh wow, I hate it that.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
No.
Speaker 5 (26:58):
I like the anime, like original one, like the OG classic,
like the classic, like the TV.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
One, the classic, But I think.
Speaker 5 (27:06):
The Jim Carrey one gets under my nerves, gets under
my nerves.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
I don't know. That's not even a saying no it
is now it gets under your skin. Yeah, that too sure.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
Question three.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
I was gonna read my question again to you, but
I just realized it's my turn. I looked down. I'm like, wait,
I already did that. He's figuring it out as we go.
Speaker 5 (27:33):
Yeah, I'm looking at a list of questions thinking which
one would he get wrong?
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Okay, how about sports Guests of the Year. Okay, you
were alive. I wasn't.
Speaker 5 (27:41):
There's a hint already, all right, and what Yeah, why
the hell did I do that now. I don't even
want to ask this question.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Ask it.
Speaker 5 (27:48):
Come on a right, okay, sports? In what year did
Major League Baseball not have a World Series because of
the players strike?
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Would it had been nineteen ninety five? Four? Which one four? Four?
Very good?
Speaker 5 (28:03):
Good, because my follow up it would have been I
was negative four years old?
Speaker 1 (28:09):
All right?
Speaker 3 (28:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Do you remember this or not?
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Really?
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Vaguely? Vaguely, yeah, but they didn't get paid enough. I
don't remember this specific. I was ten years old. I
was doing other things. Should we ask, hey or whatever?
What do you do at ten years old? You know,
I know what I was doing a lot of that.
I know what you do ten years old.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Early bloomer, So good for you. Secret talent's a bounding
you're never gonna get.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
That was really talented?
Speaker 3 (28:37):
Was the goat U twenty?
Speaker 1 (28:41):
What good, buddy.
Speaker 5 (28:44):
I don't think you're gonna get this question right. There's
like a snowballs chance. And now you're gonna get this
question right.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Great. How many black keys are there on a standard piano?
Is it like twelve sixteen? I'll go, he keeps me. Really,
how about those black keys? Yeah, that's not what we're
talking about. That, that's it's the black keys. That's what
I'm asking. The question is how many black keys are
(29:13):
on a piano? Twenty twenty two. No, you're getting this.
I have no idea. Yeah, the Charcter answer is thirty
six probably shit, how many keys are on a piano
in general?
Speaker 5 (29:23):
Holl there's eighty eight keys total? So what's eighty eight
minus thirty six? There we go, somebody that does math.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Eighty eight minus thirty six, it's fifty two? Shit, fifty two. Hey, Siri,
it's fifty two.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
It's bad. Wait what was it?
Speaker 1 (29:40):
What would the numbers may come? Right? Who are you?
What's happening?
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Eighty eight minus thirty six?
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Sixty nine?
Speaker 2 (29:47):
What is eighty eight minus thirty six? Fifty two?
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Fifty two? Yeah? Did you say that? Did you say that?
I said that? Wow? At least look at those mental batskill? Wow?
Still got it?
Speaker 3 (29:58):
You're lost? Pro are they? Blazed? And confused? Podcast?
Speaker 1 (30:04):
I think we should order some food. And you know,
here's the thing.
Speaker 5 (30:07):
We're recording this episode on Monday, July twenty first, which
I don't know if you read today's National Junk Food
Day food Day, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
I mean every day is National Junk Food House Yeah.
Speaker 5 (30:19):
However, I will say I have eaten the McDonald's snack
wraps a few times now that they're back.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Oh are you a fan of the snack raps? Oh?
Speaker 1 (30:27):
They are incredible. Do they taste just like you remember? Yes?
Speaker 5 (30:31):
However, the only thing that I'll say about the snack
raps is that they don't have the honey mustard flavor.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
And I really enjoy the honey musterd flavor. Where's the
honey muster flavor? They didn't bring that one?
Speaker 2 (30:38):
But what are the options?
Speaker 1 (30:39):
It's just of honey mustard and put it on it.
I mean, yeah, I guess, but I don't know.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
I get it.
Speaker 5 (30:46):
It's just regular ranch or spicy run. It's kind of like,
you know when you get that kind of thing.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
The heat from the chicken has warmed up the honey
mustard in such a way like there's something with the
temperature there. But adding it later it's not the same.
I get that.
Speaker 5 (30:59):
Here's what our will say about the snack wraps. I
compare the snack wraps to Yako's hot dogs. Where now
my experience now with the snack wraps, are you get
the meal with two?
Speaker 1 (31:11):
You eat two?
Speaker 5 (31:12):
You could eat a third, but when you eat a third,
it's a little bit too much, and then you feel
like a pile of fucking garbage. So like two is
not quite enough, but three is just a little too much.
You get two in fries. I do that, but you're
not getting to begin a.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Front or eating fries as it is. That's just I mean,
that was a given.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
What about Mabe getting cheeseburger aside?
Speaker 1 (31:33):
All right, so I'll tell you a great story. The
other night. You know, I'm addicted to order and door
Dash forgot where we were talking about what I forgot?
Go ahead, huh, I'm caught up. Now what I'm here.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Give me the joint, all right, fucking ston. You guys
have the agenda. I don't. I'm sitting over here tripping
my ass off because like, what is going on? But
I have the idea about what's going on. But I
don't know what's going on. But I okay, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
So you're having a good time.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
I'm having a great time. So I ordered door Dash
he in the night, as one does.
Speaker 5 (32:06):
It's Friday night. You order thirty dollars worth of door Dash.
You know it is what it.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Is, thirty bucks for one person.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
I know, it's a little nuts.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Wait, no, it's not. We ordered Chinese food for two
people with my daughter and it was ninety It was ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Yep, happens.
Speaker 5 (32:19):
So I ordered the two McDonald's snack wrap meal with
a large fry with a coke slushy, the frozen coke.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Yeah, fantastic heart coke slushy. Oh love it incredible, incredible.
Speaker 5 (32:32):
I also got additionally, in addition to the two snack
wrap and large fry meal with the coke slushy, I
got an extra snack wrap on the side and an
extra cheeseburger on the side.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
I came home, sat down, I ate it. Oh, it
was incredible.
Speaker 5 (32:45):
And I left the snack wrap, the extra snack wrap,
in the extra cheeseburger on my coffee table and I
put the rest of the bag next to it, like
I like it was trash, you know.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
And then I got away.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
No, no, no, worse.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
I down.
Speaker 5 (33:00):
I took a nap, and when I woke up, apparently
the damn dog had a feast while.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
I was.
Speaker 5 (33:07):
And I woke up at three o'clock in the morning,
and the dog was smart enough to like quite literally,
I should have taken a picture, but I didn't.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
But she like quite literally unwrapped the snack wrap and
the cheeseburger.
Speaker 5 (33:16):
The rappers were still there and the food was gone.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Oh you got a smart, mean break. You know what
she was doing.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
I had a dog that ate chocolate, ate the entire wrappers,
and she shot chocolate wrappers days. It's terrible.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Yeah, dogs and chocolate are supposed to be bad dudes.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
Right, Oh she was fine.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Yeah, so is that a myth?
Speaker 3 (33:39):
Then?
Speaker 2 (33:39):
No. They just have to consume copious I mean cobious
amounts of it. Yeah, it's math, and like you, I
don't do math either, but they have to eat copious
amounts of it in order for it to affect their bloodstream.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
I guess I like that Lucy made the wrapper in
such a way that it would make you think that
maybe you did it, you know, like you ate the
burger and forgot you know, well so because because it
was sitting on the ground.
Speaker 5 (34:02):
But then when I walked back, because the snack rapper
was sitting next to my couch, and then when I
walked back to my kitchen, like she must have picked
up the burger and taken it back to the kitchen.
And make that one back there. So yeah, it was
crazy that then I knew.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
It was the dog. Thank you, Lucy, appreciate it.
Speaker 5 (34:17):
Hey, we have anything else to say to the people, Yeah,
we do spark a debate.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Oh, we'll get a debate quick.
Speaker 3 (34:24):
Welcome to spark a debate. We're Becker and Joel. Turn
one topic.
Speaker 4 (34:29):
You're doing all out puff puff pass off and see
who burns out first.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
I was gonna talk about the cold Play thing. Now,
who gives a fuck about the Coldplay thing anymore? That'll
be really old by the time. Really, I guess it
might be. Yeah, you're right. Fuck, why what do you
think about that? You're always trying to get me to
go fucking cold Play shows, and now I never want
to go to a cold Play show.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
Why?
Speaker 1 (34:51):
I don't know. Chris Martin ruins everything. Oh god. They
shouldn't have been cheating. But had they acted like regular
human beings and didn't react to the fucking jumbo tron,
they probably would have been fine. But what do you
mean if they just sat there and like were on
camera and didn't move and be all awkward, they.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
Would be.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
Had they not drew it done that, had they just
not gone to a cold play concept when you're having
an affair.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
But then I thought, like, what if these people have
an open relationship, Maybe here's an understanding we all really.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Jumped was if there was, then they wouldn't have reacted
that way. But I think it's totally been blown out
of proportions. It's so ridiculous, but it's I mean, it is.
It is kind of funny. It is extremely kind of funny.
Speaker 5 (35:32):
However, I will say, it must suck to be one
of those people's kids right.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
Now, Dad, Mom and dad are all over the internet.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
But when you go to like a sporting event, do
you want to end up on the jumbo tron? Honestly,
I mean seriously.
Speaker 5 (35:45):
I was hell now, I was at the Iron Pigs
once and I was put on the JumboTron and I
looked away.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
And I hated it. Well, I was there with my parents.
I was sitting there having one too many beers. Do
you think they're going to have to make up some
kind of thing now when you buy a ticket to
an that you're gonna have to click a button, that's
like you probably do it being on camera. You probably
already do that somehow. It's probably the finest of princes.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
When you buy the ticket, there's all that fine print
at the bottom of the ticket that probably says that
you agreed to be part of their promotional.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
I mean, obviously it's fuck. They shouldn't have been cheating
on it, you know, their spouses.
Speaker 5 (36:17):
But yeah, but you want to blame it on Chris
Martin because that's the fun thing to do.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
Well, I'm not. And his apology was fucking ridiculous too.
It was really fun.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
You apologized.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
The dude came out and apologized.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
Well, the CEO, I thought you said, Chris Martin say wait, wait,
wait wait. Chris Martin apologized for that.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
There was a line in this dude's Chris Martin if
he didn't apologize, it would go something like, my music
is subpar, and I apologize for the music. You have
no idea. A Coldplay concert is incredible.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
I apologize for allowing my wife to name my child Apple.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (36:49):
Yeah, that's a little mole Martin. It's not as bad
as Northwest. That's as bad as.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
It's really stupid. You guys have McDonald's. I don't donald.
I was hoping for her food. McDonald's just gonna sponsor us.
Their food's great. They are the double quarter powder with cheese.
I'm telling Joel about getting that honey with his chicken nuggets,
just plain honey.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Dynamite sponsor US Man sponsor podcast.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
Stoner's Love McDonald's. Stoner's Love McDonald's and they're back McDonald's podcast.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
McDonald's please sponsor a pod. Mcdonald' please sponsor a podcast.
Your snack wraps are at the betch you imagine that.
Holy crap. I'm Becker.
Speaker 5 (37:34):
That's Joel Blaze and Confused. I'm blazed and confusing, Ready
for a napp.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Becka said goodbye, goodbye. We did our best.
Speaker 4 (37:43):
Blazed and Confused podcast with Becker and Joel. Don't forget
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