August 28, 2025 • 46 mins
We’re joined by not one, but TWO special guests this week. Our friend and loyal listener Michelle stops by, and Annie the crazy beagle crashes the studio for a day of chaos. Between barking interruptions, trivia antics, and our usual nonsense, we attempt to record an episode that somehow holds together.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Blaze in Confused. Podcast is rated M for marijuana
no miners, but your audience is only looks. You shut up?
Yeah for two seconds. This is what she does. You
jinxed it.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yeah, yes, it's gonna be a really terrible episode.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
So in case you haven't picked up on it yet,
perfect time again. I'm dog sitting currently for my parents
as we record this episode on Sunday, August twenty fourth,
they are at the Phillies game.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
I hope the Phillies fucking lose. I think this episode
is going to be a cool twelve minutes long.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Yeah, we might have.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
To do wrapid round and then speed trivia. It'll be
the quick episode.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Should have had. It's really eager to get on the mic.
He is on the show. Yeah, she was on the show.
We got all the girls, a couple of bitches. You know,
a couple of bitches.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
We've got Lucy the dog, we got Andy the dog.
And now Lucy the dog is mind and she notoriously
does bark, but she shuts up after she barks for
a little bit. See, so she's quiet. Now it's the
other one. It's the beagle, my parents dog, Hellish Bagel.
I love her, but she's freaking nuts. Man, they just
got some energy. I don't know how we're gonna do
(01:17):
this easy pushed through what.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
I mean.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
I'll go up there and yell at her a couple
of times, and we'll keep the recording going so our
listening audience can hear me go shut I put her
in the upstairs part of my apartment with the other dog,
and she was doing this. So then I put peanut
butter in that little Kong thing, that red like and
toy thing.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
I packed it full of peanut butter.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Put her in the bathroom, thinking that she'd like sit
there and lick the peanut butter out of this thing.
Either she did and it took her two seconds and
she's done, or she don't give a fuck about the
peanut butter in the corn.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Because she knows you're tricking her. It's like, I know
what he's something. I'm not really tricking her though, trying
to get me to shut up.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yeah, trying to distract you know, yeah, yeah. See.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Look, this is what we do. If we bring the
game show to our listening audience. Suddenly the dog you
can't even hear the dog. The dog is the audience, though.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
We'll try it to your audience. Dogs, Annie Scheiber, come
on down. You're the next contestant on Blaze and Confused.
The dogs work great. See isn't there technology?
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Aren't there anywhere that automatically takes dogs out of the
background of us talking?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
You don't have it? I mean, what should I ask?
What kind of podcast is this? But usually a pretty
good one. Yeah, we've been getting better. Yeah you have.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Yeah, Michelle. So our guest today is Michelle. It's funny
as we're looking for guests, Becker says to me, Joe,
don't you like have any like fucking friends, Like, don't
you have anybody in your life that you want to
bring on this podcast?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I don't really have friends. It's bad.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
So he has to keep bringing his friend zone. This
is only the second time I brought a friend on.
You know, everyone else's people we mutually know and have
some kind of background in media or interesting jobs in general,
you know. But just last minute, Michelle coming and clutch
for episode fifteen. Michelle and I have known each other
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for a very long time. We met, I think the
first time in seventh grade. Yeah, she's super funny. She
had a stint in radio as well for a little
What was that six months of your life.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
That you were I don't even think six months. Yeah,
she didn't last that long. Yeah, did you quit or
did you get fired?
Speaker 4 (03:47):
I quit because it was a temporary job until I
got hired as a dental system, which I was going no,
not anymore, no, no, But it was a temporary job
till I got hired.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
What do you do now?
Speaker 4 (04:04):
I work for a specialist, a RETMA, and I verify
insurances for patients.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Here she identifies insurances at his insurance in this company.
Oh yeah, it's a joke. So you like your job, then,
don't you? You speak very highly of it?
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Sure. Do you ever think about training dogs to shut
the hell up? Like season alone? That be the pack leader? Exactly,
You've got to be the pack leader.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
She has no respect for you right now, just joke.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
We're not questioning that dog doesn't care about any of
us right now. Lucy's cool, though, she's chilling.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
She always does. Yeah, and he's the problem. And are
you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay? She's not.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
On episode fifteen of the Blaze That Confused podcast, our
special guest Michelle was with us. We're gonna do the
rapid round after we kick off the show, which we're
gonna do right now.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
Welcome to the Blazed and Confused Podcast with Becker and Joel,
the trivia podcast where the questions are high, and so
are they hate. Time to spark your curiosity and line
up some knowledge. The Blazed and Confused Podcast starts.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Now, your little fidgety over there. You got a fidget spinner.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Yeah, remember when these more popular and like twenty what fifteen.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Something like that, and she does, yes, she needs that
right now. Yeah, really, we got to go give Annie
the fidget spinner.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Yeah, it sounds dirty, give the old fidget spinner. To clarify,
any is the dog that you're gonna hear throughout.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
This entire show, Americas, I spun the fidget to fidget
right out.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
You're fidgeting too much.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
It might be the shortest podcast in Blazon Confused history
thus far.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
I'm counting on it. Yeah, we might get a little
annoyed as time goes on. And yeah, she's our special
gu Look, I'm telling you, we have we have Michelle,
we have Annie, and we have Lucy. It's the Girl's
Girl Crew episode of the Blazon Confused podcast.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Girl Squad Girl Feel Confident Michelle, Uh yeah, actually distraction
Yeah no, yeah, Actually during the rapid fire, I'm like
yelling answers.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
I listen to you guys.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
So I think see, what I think is cool about
the wrapping around is that a lot of these questions
are probably easy.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
It's just about thinking.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
On you, That's exactly it. Yeah, Like at home, I'm
like sitting on my couch. I'm like, it's been way,
it's been way, like yelling, and now it's like the
pressure's on.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
So look, this is great because Michelle not only is
she a friend, but she's a loyal, loyal.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Listener, first time, long time today kids. Yeah, yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Yeah, yeah, we appreciate. We appreciate this for The game
begins in three Uranus.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
What's the smallest planet in our solar system?
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Wrong? The fictional wizarding school Harry Potter attended is called
what Hogwarts?
Speaker 3 (07:16):
What's the name of the famous space telescope launched in
nineteen ninety Hubble, who was.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
The first woman to fly across the Atlantic Amelia Earhart
got it? How many pairs of ribs does the human
body have? Twelve? Yeah, what's the name of the instrument
that measures atmospheric pressure barometer. Yeah. What's the national animal
of Canada? Moose? No, which country is home to the
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car brand Ferrari Italy? Got it?
Speaker 3 (07:48):
The Declaration of independence was signed in the year what
seventeen seventy six?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Got it? What TV show is set in the fictional
Bayside High School Saved by the Belt? Woea?
Speaker 3 (08:00):
You know what we have to point out Michelle is
our first, our first guest to complete all the questions
before the time is up.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
Absolutely, look at that, Michelle. Wow wow, Like I went.
I went in here thinking I was going to get
all ten, Like did you?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Yeah? Yeah, smallest planet in our solar system is Mercury. Yeah,
you were right. Harry Potter went to Hogwarts? You got that?
Not a big fan of Harry Potter, No, that doesn't
surprise me. But I did. Should you read the books?
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Did shockingly read the books when I was in elementary Screally?
I think I read the first four when I was
in the fourth grade. Okay, yeah, I know, and then
I watched the first movie and you know, man, I'm
not a movie guy, so it's it's it's it's tough
for me. But man, people go hard with the Harry
Potter ship. There's a lot of Harry Potter.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
For I'm more of a Harry Potter guy than I
am a Lord of the Rings guy. I honest, see
all that sci fi ship, man, I can't do it.
And sure it is on broomsticks. That's yeah, I guess fantasy.
There's no science behind it. It's magic. Yeah. See, any
knows there's a does a Harry Potter fly around on broomsticks?
(09:11):
Isn't that good? Yeah? You read the book first four?
Weren't they in the books? See? I don't remember any
of it, but I know that I read it. What
that's doctor?
Speaker 5 (09:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Yeah? What else do we have here hanging with my
own music?
Speaker 4 (09:28):
The uh?
Speaker 1 (09:29):
What else is on here? That caught my attention? That
other music? I like the other music you were playing before. Oh,
that's not it. That's not that. That's not the little
bit little jingle anymore for it? Oh they closed? Yeah, sad.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
What's the name of the famous space telescope launched in
nineteen ninety You got that? That was Hubble who was
the first woman to fly across the Atlantic Amelia Earhart.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
That fascinating dude. Yeah, I when I was a reader.
I used to read a lot of shit about a
million Aarhart because you know, she went to go fly
across what she want to go fly across the world
and then just mysteriously disappeared. Is that what happened?
Speaker 4 (10:04):
Yes? Yeah, I think they later determined like she crashed
somewhere and something determined anything.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
The government still has yet to like close that case.
It's still they too. Like ten years ago, I thought,
don't don't know, we gotta ask chat Chopt. You now
say shape. You know we got chat We needed neymar
Chat Choopt assistant because we use it so much. How
about Brandon Brandon, Yeah, sounds like a cool guy, like
a brand like Brody. No, how about like like Brody.
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It's a good one.
Speaker 6 (10:36):
That's cool.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Names from Josh.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Andrew Andrew the assistant AI Andrew Andy.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
All right, I'm on.
Speaker 6 (10:46):
Amelia Earhart's disappearance is one of those enduring mysteries that
still hasn't been fully closed in a definitive way, even
though people have been digging into it for decades, we
still don't have a universally agreed upon answer about what
exactly happened to her and her navigator Fred Noonan In
other words, no one's officially closed the case and put
a neat little bow on it. There are theories ranging
from them crashing into the ocean and sinking to possibly
(11:08):
landing on a remote island, but it's definitely one of
those historical puzzles that keeps people curious, and there's still
some ongoing research and exploration around it.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Thanks Andy, Yeah, we're gonna name you Andy now Andy?
It is?
Speaker 6 (11:20):
Then?
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Anyway, Millia Earhart? Interesting ship man? Yeah, interesting stuff. Some
more files i'd like released, you know what I mean?
It really saw the files, released them all? Why the
fuck not? What are you hiding? You know, it's a
big it's a big deal.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
That meet the Press episode of the Blazer Confused podcast.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Not really, that's gonna go over well, not at all. Yeah, anyway,
what else? How many pairs of ribs do we have? Twelve?
How the hell do you know that I am a
world slode knowledge? Yeah, you're like a doctor, bro, I
mean you've been you've been a dental What I heard
you say earlier, you've been a dental hygienis to assistant assistant. Yeah,
(11:59):
I didn't do the cleaning. I was handing instruments.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
To the doctor when he needed, like during procedures and stuff.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
That's kind of interest. I don't know. She didn't work
on ribs though, you know ribs.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Yeah, but you gotta know your you gotta know your ship.
What do you gotta do to be a dental assistant?
You gotta know your something, don't you?
Speaker 5 (12:19):
I mean.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Not really, not really, just you know, work on teeth,
you know. Just here's a question for you. Does every
tooth have like a name or is it a number?
And no?
Speaker 4 (12:37):
No, Yeah, there's like central incisors, premolars, molars, wisdom teeth
like a like a adult human mouth has thirty two
teeth altogether.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
What's your front teeth called central central teeth or anterior central?
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
It's been a while since I actually worked in a
dental office.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Isn't this amazing?
Speaker 3 (13:02):
I love asking people about what they do and what
their jobs are, because it's just amazing to me that
certain people.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Can house that level of information in their brain. Yeah, alright,
what's the name of the instrument that measures atmospheric pressure?
That was the barometer? What is the national animal of Canada?
You didn't get that one, right?
Speaker 4 (13:18):
I know?
Speaker 1 (13:19):
You want to try another guess hmmm, it's not the beaver.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
It is the beaver, and you know what I was
thinking of, But I'm like, no, like I'm going to
go with moose because you hear like a lot of
stories of people getting like trampled by MOOSEL No, it's
not me, that's not moose.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
I don't don't think I think it's moose. Yeah, do
you know anyway? Andy?
Speaker 6 (13:50):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
They also give credit for the Canadian horses being like
almost the equal to the beaver. Like the beaver and
there's the Canadian horse moose. That's what the Internet said.
It's they're both the national animals of Canada.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
I wonder what a Canadian horse looks like.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
It's probably a lot nicer, yeah, right than an American horse.
Which country is home to the car brand Ferrari.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
That was Italy.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
You got that the Declaration of independence was signed in
the year night seventeen. That was definitely seventeen seventy six.
Some people should probably read that again soon. What TV
show is set in the fictional Bayside High School that
was Saved by the Bell. One of the best shows
ever And it's so fun because it even though Joel
was like thirteen years old, he knows all about Saved
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by the Bell.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
I just turned fourteen, you bitch. I loved it.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
My first crush was Zach Morris Mark Paul Gostler, and
I actually like wrote him a letter back in the day.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Yeah, I were so in love with him.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
No, it wasn't like handwritten, and it was just like, oh,
welcome to the Mark Paul Costler fan club. I was
like all right, And then like an autograph picture he
sent me and that was hanging up on my wall
from years.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Yeah, what's your favorite Saved by the Bell episode?
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Michelle? All of them? I don't. It's such a beautyful
You're you're such a fake fan.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
I'll tell you what though, And this is like kind
of like rubbed me the wrong way. So there was
an episode where there was like a talent competition that
Screech entered a beauty beauty contest, right, Okay, So the
talent portion, Kelly Kapowski is singing a song and she's
singing terribly Blue Moon, and she was saying, yes, yeah,
she was terrible, terrible at it, and it's like she's,
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you know, sings like a bird.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Didn't say what kind of bird?
Speaker 4 (15:42):
You know, and then and then years later like Hot Sunday,
right was that was the name of the girl group
Beautiful Beautiful Vocals And I'm like, where the I don't
want to curse.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
I don't know if I'm.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
Like, where the fuck did that come from? Like there's
a lot of there's another inconsistency. Hold on, now, I'm
on my soapbox, Like, let me tell you about these
Saved by the Bell episodes. I love this, so, like,
you know Tory, We all know Tory, right, so she
h she was the new girl on baside, Like, oh.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Who's that? Like, who's that?
Speaker 4 (16:16):
Like, badass jock with a leather jacket? Oh toy. You
know I've been like again a few episodes after that,
it's like, oh yeah, she mentioned about teasing Screech back
in preschool, Like what, like.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Wow, see you noticed this. I mean I never really
noticed this. Of course there's little things that you.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
Noticed, but they really rubbed me obviously all these years later,
rubbed me the wrong way, Like you can't be inconsistent
with that.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
The fans are going to know.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Yeah, one of my favorite episodes, even though it's kind
of a downer episode intended, but it was when Jesse, Oh, yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
That was so sad. I was so scared. Beautiful.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Yes's playhouse has been brought to you by Joel Becker.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
But she gets hooked on freaking fields trying to study
for a test for what subject? What subject? Trigonometry and
you're close algebra. No, it's close to trigonometry, calculus. I
think it's geometry. You think it's geometry. I don't think
(17:29):
trigger trigonometry and geography. Geometry. What did you say it
was geometry? Shape?
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Yeah, trigonometry and geometry. They're both ometries. They gotta be similar. Yeah,
kid's got a point.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
My favorite Save by the Bell episode is obviously the
radio one, k K T What.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
What was building's DJ name? I forgot, I don't remember that.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
I remember Zach's DJ name on the high school radio
station was Wolfman.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Zach Great would probably get sued for that kind of
thing these days.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
The funny thing is in that episode, h Slater is
the one that's like, yeah, they all all the characters
in the show, they all have a role in the
radio station, and Slater is the one that's like really bad.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
He does sports sports.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Remember he reads the sports scores like Today's scores are
four five, seven to two six one, thank.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
You, And then he would have like a like a
horn kind of hord.
Speaker 6 (18:35):
Like.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
The funny thing is, that's how bad real radio is nowadays.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
I know, listen to some radio you're like, wow, it's
like the scores are seven to six, one eight four
thank you. Radio has just been going like, oh my god, boom.
That's bad anyway. But we're trying to make a quality
show here we are, and I think doing it. We're
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doing to do our questions now.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Yeah, yeah, as usual, I didn't prepare them, so I'm gonna,
you know, pull them.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Off the off the cusp, as they say, off the cusp,
of the off the cuff. Yeah. The other thing was
a band, you were anything off the cuff. Yeah, they
are on the cusp, on the cusp on and then
we all got off the cusp. It's pretty deep. Yeah,
on the long list.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Of shitty band names comes on the cusp, on the
cusp of what.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Not good? Don't tell me nothing good anyway? Question number one?
Speaker 2 (19:46):
All Right, Mount Everest is located in what mountain range?
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Mount Everest is located in what mountain range. Mount Everest
is located in what mountain range. Now, Michelle, you are
the lifeline if he needs help, you're allowed to choose.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
This is not my answer. But the first thing that
comes to mind is the andirond Acts. That's like way off,
and then that's like it's not even close. Is that
here in I don't think that's too.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
I don't think it is. But definitely not the answer.
I know for sure. Mount Everest is not in the
United States, So I want to clear that Mount Everest. Yeah.
Oh wait, wait, wait, wait wait did you think he said,
wait a second, Mount Everest? Ship? I was thinking of
the thing with the President's on it. That's Rushmore, rushmore,
I got, I got my mountains confused? Oh ship? All right?
Speaker 3 (20:41):
So Mount Everest is the big mountain that kills a
lot of people that try to climb it right.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
After with a knife. I like the mountain that nobody
can climb because it kills every A lot of people.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
Have climbed find it, they reached the summit, but a
lot of people do die trying.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
To reach it. Yes, So that particular murdery mountain is
located in what mountain range? Mount Everest.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
I try to keep her so dude, ah, geez, I
don't know what mountain range.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
I have no idea. I have forefood. I got it wrong,
the Himalayan man a hell, I feel like I could
have gotten that eventually. That maybe not. I don't know
a lot of mountain ranges, but I know that one. Yeah,
I know the Andes and.
Speaker 4 (21:36):
Oh yeah, there's chocolate named after it that you get
like an olive garden. Then they make their own mints.
Now they use I think they used to hand out
andyes min's until they like start producing their own.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
The olive where you're here, your family, family, and your family,
you're here like the old country. Calm down, she's stratching
my leg. Ow Jesus God, this dog question too. People
are probably like tuned out by now. Yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
If you've made it thus far, thank you very much.
We'll put your check in the mail.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Which US state is nicknamed the Constitution State? Oh?
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Nicknamed? How nicknamed? Like that's their slogan their official states. Yeah, yeah,
well we're the Keystone state. So that's weird because the
Constitution State. I would think Pennsylvania would be the Constitution
State because wasn't the Constitution signed here in Philly?
Speaker 1 (22:37):
I believe it was, Yes, but that is the is
it which US state is nicknamed? The Constitution stated, what
do you think of trying to help me? Can I
give you a hint? Don't give them a hint? Yeah?
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All right, thanks a lot. W Do you know the answer, Michelle,
because maybe I'll use my life one. I'm not confident. No,
I don't know. I'm not for this one. I'm gonna
say Delaware. No, what is it? Connecticut? It is Connecticut?
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Question three? It's not forking? Stop it stop all right?
Speaker 2 (23:38):
And I had a bonus question for that particular one. Uh,
spell Connecticut or can you spell Connecticut?
Speaker 1 (23:48):
See? Oh? And and oh Connecticut? No, no, it's not right.
C O n n E C I have to like
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write it. He's he thinks this will help him, all right,
take note Connectic that's c O n n E t
I c U t no. Way off. You're missing a letter.
I'm missing a letter c O that's not really c
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O n connit connect can have the country of origin?
Please the United States? Oh to two T s baby
c O n n E T t I c U
T no c O n N I wasn't paying attention.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
C I E c U c oh God spelling's never
my best subject.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Connect ticket all right, okay, I don't care. CEO, N N,
e ct I, c U T. It's it's kind of
hidden in there.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
I'm so. I'm glad that I Connecticut. Yeah, thank you,
thank you, thank you very much. The nut makes you
know what?
Speaker 4 (25:21):
So like I go take a trip to uh the
Boston area to visit friends, and on the way there
it says it's the like birthplace or like the though
it's the pizza capital of the US.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Yeah, I hear that. What I hear that Connecticut pizza
is awesome.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
I don't know, I don't care. I hate driving. Something
about driving through Connecticut, I just hate.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
I don't think I've ever been there.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
It's full of asshole. Sorry if you're from Connecticut, but
it's true, just a bunch of.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
Yes, you know, Michelle, we have tons of listeners globally everywhere.
Speaker 4 (25:52):
Yeah, I mean, it's beautiful drive but writ something about it.
And then on the way back to Pa on the
other side of the sign it says the capital like
the baseball capital.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
I don't think you can't claim two capitals. You can't.
It's you know, save some.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
Room for the rest of the states. I don't know,
it's just.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Anyway spelling Connecticut. Your third question or you have a
real third question. I have a real third question. I
already clicked button three, but I'll do it again.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Three. What's the term for an animal that eats both
plants and meat?
Speaker 4 (26:26):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (26:28):
I know this, I know this. Don't tell me. All right,
so carnivores meat? Uh? Herbivore is uhlans plants? Okay? Is
it an omnivore? Omnivore? Omnivore? Thank you, very well done.
(26:49):
We did something of war last week too, I forget
what it was before.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
Yeah, yeah, vegetarian.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Yeah, we are animals.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
So getting great reviews on that episode. By the way,
people loved her. Yeah, you're gonna love you too. Yeah,
it's just this.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Dog that might ruin things. Yeah, she's been quiet.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
Reconally every time I say she's been quiet, and she's
the fucking nuts again.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
All right, anyway, all right, there we go, all right quietly.
Speaker 5 (27:21):
Question?
Speaker 1 (27:24):
All right, here we go acronyms because I love doing these.
These are fun. What does SWAT stand for? As in
the SWAT Team?
Speaker 3 (27:35):
Oh yeah, I've asked this as a trivia question about it,
but jillion times, and I don't remember the correct answer
right off the top of my head.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
You have a look.
Speaker 4 (27:42):
Start taking notes when you do trivia in case these
pop up.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
I mean, take a note.
Speaker 4 (27:48):
Well you have them, actually, yeah, you have the answers.
Well you know, hey stop, yeah, I had to see
something before. Now she's sad. She's trying to tell you
they answer.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
I can see her like winding up, getting ready to
I'm gonna.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Put you back in the bathroom, this time with no
peanut butter film kong.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
It's gonna be like jail for the next twenty minute. No,
don't talk about like jail, doggy jail.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
I'm gonna give you away to the neighbors for the
next What does swatt stand for?
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Thank you? Anny s w A. I'm gonna use my lifeline.
So Michelle, it's on you. You think, Michelle, uh specialized?
Oh okay, close, oh special I'm allowed to help my lifeline, right.
(28:38):
I think it's special special weapons, and.
Speaker 4 (28:43):
Then tact tacticals.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
It's something tactical. Tactics are tacticals. Say it all the
way through. Now, special weapons and tactics, got it?
Speaker 5 (28:56):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (28:57):
All right, Wow, you're sounded and now but you got it,
So I called my lifeline and I didn't even need to.
Thanks a lot, show. I appreciate that. Yeah you did,
you started, You got me started with a special need to.
I'm proud of myself too. She was telling you the
whole time. Yeah, just didn't listen.
Speaker 7 (29:15):
God trivia, man, it's like the universe asking us questions,
you know, Yeah, a blazing confused podcast.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
You know, speaking of annoying things, my fucking horn in
my car doesn't work. We've been needing to use it.
I have been very displeased with people's driving lately, and
I can't let them know. So I've been yelling out
my window like a lunatic. Dude. My horn stopped working
in my car. How does that actually just bring this
dog line with me? You know why?
Speaker 3 (29:47):
Because your your your your car is just one big
driving computer. It's probably not even a real horn anymore.
It's like a digital No, it's a real horn, is
it really?
Speaker 4 (29:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Yeah, well it's whatever. You know, it's a horn maybe,
so thing like is disabled on it. I don't know what.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Are you gonna do? Take it back to the ship
and that's all their warranty. Well, then, just like finding
time to do it, you know, yeah, I believe me.
Speaker 4 (30:10):
No, I want you know, it'd be funny to see
you stick your head out the window and be like, hey, asshole.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
I'm not lying the driver. I've been doing that. Like
the other day.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
I was like, I was sitting there, the light was
green for about I don't know, ten seconds, and I go,
what are we doing here?
Speaker 1 (30:25):
And I yelled at the wind like go the head
kind of go like what are you doing right now?
Running a check? Jesus? But anyway, my horn being broken
is a major inconvenience in my day to day driving
to work. On twenty two, I'm like, you should just
take any with you if she can bark, Yeah, she's
(30:47):
loud enough alright. Anyway, question number one him, mister Becker,
I'm gonna start you off with people for the category. Now.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
I hope that you would get this correct because you
were like very alive. We were both alive in the
year two thousand and four. But that's like, you know,
the prime of your life, is it? What were you
doing in two thousand and four? I was in the
first fucking grade. It probably was greatly, sir. I was
in kindergarten in two thousand and three. I went to
kindergarten in two thousand and three.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
I know in two thousand and four I was starting
at the radio station. Wow yeah, wow crazy.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Okay, people, people is the first category? God nails out
the dog right now? God? All right, people? She hates people.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
Name the pop star they got married on New Year's
Eve two thousand and four, a marriage that lasted only
fifty five hours?
Speaker 1 (31:54):
I remember this everyone? Did you know it? Even?
Speaker 3 (31:59):
Name the pop star that got married on New Year's
Eve two thousand and four, a marriage that lasted only
fifty five hours?
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Does her name star with a B? I come on, dude,
Oh she got married to that guy. What's his name?
That tall, lanky guy?
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Right? I wouldn't call Is it Brittany Britney Spears? Did
you get it right? Final answer? Britney Spears, answer very good.
It was Jason Alexander.
Speaker 6 (32:30):
All right?
Speaker 1 (32:31):
So is that like the dude from Seinfeld or is
that a different y? Okay? Because I had a note
here's married to Jason Alexander. I'm thinking, wait, but that
Jerry Seinfeld's George Costanzo, holy ship that would be had a.
Speaker 4 (32:48):
Huge crush on him.
Speaker 5 (32:51):
Question two.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Let's see here, let's do some history.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
The Iran Contra scandal occurred during which president's second term.
Say it again, the Iran Contra scandal occurred during which
president's second term.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
I have never heard of that before. What the Iran Contra? What?
That's a video game? I know that, But was it
Iran contiras scandal? Is that what you said? I never
I never heard of either.
Speaker 4 (33:33):
He's like, come on, beggar, what's wrong with you?
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Everyone remembers heard of the Iran scandal? Yeah, I have
no idea. Well, guess the president that I don't even to.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
Know when that would have been. I have no idea.
I am like the worst at that kind of thing.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
I could. I don't have barking. Stop barking, stop stop barking.
That's on Lincoln Ord for like a minute. Not even
George Bush Senior, that older guy. I have no idea.
That gay He only had one. So the correct answer
is Ronald Reagan. Uh, yeah, I had no idea. Quick
(34:11):
little search on Google here.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
The Iran Contra affair was a political scandal during the
Reagan administration in the mid nineteen eighties, where the US
secretly sold arms to Iran to gain the release of
American hostages and then use the profits from these sales
to fund the Contra rebels in Nicaragua. Yeah, frying a
congressional ban wasn't a lot of big words there is it?
(34:36):
Really good on thank you, thank you very much. I'll
tell you every game it.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Was like the big drug card. Tell like he ended
up benefiting from that or something good.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Yeah, I know anything about that way whatever you just said. Yeah,
I know about the video game Contra. I'm really good
at Contra Alien Wars. Dude, I can beat that game now.
I checked one time. It was like twenty three minutes.
I could just beat that game so easily. Now you
have no idea what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
I absolutely talk about. Yeah. Was it like a Saga
game or was it it was a uh super Nintendo
I believe. Yeah. Okay, ready for question three. You're on
a roll this week? Question three.
Speaker 3 (35:18):
I don't know this involves like math, I guess I
wouldn't know how. I wouldn't know how to figure this
out if I had to. If you drive at a
rate of forty five miles per hour, how far would
you travel in twenty minutes?
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Can I do? Matt Am? I allowed to do it well, like,
can I use my phone? I mean, like the calculator?
Speaker 3 (35:39):
Sure, if you drive at a rate of forty five
miles an hour, how far would you travel in twenty minutes?
Is this maybe this is an easy question for people
that are good with numbers.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
I don't know how this shit works.
Speaker 4 (35:52):
I'm just glad in the rapid fire like round. I
didn't get any math questions because.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Yeah, Michelle, that was that was. Have you spent a
lot of time at trivia nights over the years? Amount
of time? Yeah? All right? Are you googling?
Speaker 5 (36:06):
No?
Speaker 1 (36:06):
No, no, I did a calculator. Calculator, so I say,
it's a long time. Read the question again.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
I will drive at a rate of forty five miles
an hour.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
How far would you travel in twenty minutes? My answer
is fifteen? Wow? All right? Did I work it out? Yes?
All right. I took forty five and I divided by
sixty like an hour, so I would find out how
many miles I would go.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Per minute, clever girl. And then I tied times that
by twenty and I got fifteen.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Would have never been able to do that, bing bang
boom question four twenty what all right? Very tough music
question that involves lyrics. Are you a lyric guy? No, Soane,
I've heard so many alright, just go well, it's just
it's fascinating to me that everybody listens to music very differently.
Speaker 3 (36:59):
Some people will pay attention to the melody. Some people
pay attention more to the words. I'm in the middle, yeah,
a little bit of ath So in the song taking
care of Business by do you even know who it's by?
Which stands for overdrive? Yeah, Backman Turner over drive?
Speaker 1 (37:16):
What time do you take the train into the city?
It's a deep dive. It's the first words of the song,
is it?
Speaker 3 (37:32):
In the song taking Care of Business by Bachman Turner Overdrive,
what time do you take the train into the city?
Speaker 2 (37:46):
I was saved by the bell theme in my head
right now for some reason. Why don't wake up in
the morning? That's what I have in my head.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Well, I think when you wake up in the morning
is the first line of the Is it is that
the first That's why I'm getting him confused in my
head when I wake up and we wake up in
the morning and the.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
Tack thy eight fifteen into the city. Yeah, So what's
your answer? Eight fifteen fifteen. Look, I had to help you.
You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
I was there though you weren't. I did. When I
wake up in the morning, it's the same fucking lyrics
as Saved by the Bell. I was wake up, good
morning and the luck of it on time book about
the time stop barking, stop barking.
Speaker 3 (38:36):
Wow, we should do a whole episode to Save by
the Bell trivia. I love Saved by the Bell. I
really do.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
Smoked by the Bell, Smoked by the Bell? Oh yeah,
is that our title? Smoked but you a bonus episode? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (38:48):
How about every episode at the end, we we just
fire off a random question about say, but just want
every person.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
We have on dude.
Speaker 3 (38:56):
You know what, Michelle, I gotta tell you, mister Becker
over here got me a great Christmas if it was
it last year.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
It's a Zach Morris. Oh yeah, it's a Zach Morris
and it has different sayings. Yeah. I was like, oh
my god, what was like one of the what was like,
what what does it say? You still have it? I mean,
I mean it's like packed away.
Speaker 4 (39:19):
It's like a collectible item for him. He hasn't open.
It's not on his tree.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
It's just more Saved by the Belt trivia just just
pops into my brain. Here.
Speaker 3 (39:27):
What's the name of the club that they go into?
They sneak into with fake Id's.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
Man, I don't remember. I don't remember. No, I don't remember.
I can see that. I can see the sign and everything.
You know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (39:50):
Man, it's where he wanted to hook up with the
college girl.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
The name of the that's when they.
Speaker 4 (39:57):
Saw Kelly's boyfriend cheating on mm HM on her with
what's random?
Speaker 1 (40:02):
Check? Uh?
Speaker 2 (40:05):
What's the name of the song that they What happened
to you there? What was Zach Attack's number one hit?
Speaker 1 (40:17):
Friends? Talking face? A good? The eating thing here?
Speaker 3 (40:33):
And then put our listeners out of our misery and
uh end this episode our misery and their misery and
everybody's misery altogether.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
And then the dog will be completely silent as soon as
we stopped recording this episode, she'll be content and quiet.
Then how much you want to bet? Yeah? Just our luck? Yeah?
What are we eating? Brought uh some goldfish for you there,
Bud some gold but they're like different goldfish right there, Parmesan,
(41:01):
I never tried I see, I like certain flavors. I
never really go on some snacks. I don't really venture
into a lot of flavors, like I like plain old
goldfish too. I don't know, I don't know. I don't
like cheese it so I don't like it. It tastes
like burnt cheese. I love that though. That's what I love,
the extra toasty. They're my favorite. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
The crazy thing is that I can't I find that
with snacks, especially like goldfish. I can't control myself, Like
I really, I have the whole thing. Yeah, I have
zero self control.
Speaker 4 (41:32):
I buy because they're so delicious, gotta go fishing never.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
I could eat them every day. And my mom says,
that's okay, I've never heard that. What's that?
Speaker 4 (41:44):
It's the goldfish, the goldfish theme for the commercial.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
Oh you're babies. So these are parmesan. I've never bought
them before, and I was like.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
It's kind of intrigued. They're kind of just okay. Honestly,
they're not even that jazzed up. They're just a little saltier.
Speaker 4 (42:00):
Tell you find the Old Bay and the Spicy Deal pickle.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
Once it's not a Dill pickle guy. I'm not a
pickle guy again.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
Old Bay and Dill pickles.
Speaker 4 (42:13):
No, no, no, it's separate, separate. They're not together, separate. Sorry,
my bad, Annie's yelling at me.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
I'm sorry. Can she have a goldfish? Yeah, and you
have a goldfish? Let's see how you feel about it.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
You should scatter those all over the apartment and just
have her look for those and then should.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
Probably be quiet for like five minutes. What's towards the
end of the episode anyway, So.
Speaker 3 (42:46):
Anyway, we're going to start up a new feature. We're
gonna officially start up I guess what, maybe next week
or the week after, but hoping next week. Yeah, well
we'll call it the what do we decide on the.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
A monchy minute, I thought we were talking about the
other feature we're gonna do too. Sound. Yeah, we got
a lot one.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
Yeah, the a couple of episodes back, there was like
a sound that happened, right, I think I said, like
the fuck was that?
Speaker 1 (43:10):
You know? Or something like that.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
I was like, oh, we should have a guest that
sound and call it. So that's coming to looking forward
to that.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
Big things happening. Yeah, excited to listen to it.
Speaker 2 (43:21):
It's it's ever evolving, and uh, we're grateful that for
everyone that comes on and maybe everyone that comes on
should bring a snack from now on.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
That's a good idea. Am I buying everything? You know?
Speaker 4 (43:31):
It's great and you know what, and you're inviting them
into your to your place. It's like a housewarming, like yeah, thanks,
you know, because they say, never show up to Walt's
a party empty handed.
Speaker 6 (43:40):
You know.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
So what did you bring my winning personality?
Speaker 3 (43:43):
Yeah, great answer, Michelle, and a winning personality was thank
you very much. By the way, the Parmesan goldfish, I
think we should rate this.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
What should we give it? A rating on a scale
of one to time.
Speaker 3 (43:55):
The only thing is that if we have guests and
you have you know, if they bring a bad snack,
what are you gonna shot up?
Speaker 1 (44:00):
Like your snack sucks? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (44:03):
Yeah, you're rating on parmesan goldfish? Is uh a one
out of ten? No, not one. I'm saying, choose between
a one and ten, I'd say five.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
Oh, right in the middle. All right, Okay, it's okay.
Speaker 3 (44:19):
Again with snacks. As long as it's not anything weird,
I'll eatiot. Yeah, some snacks are better than others though,
of course naturally.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
But somebody gave me dill flavored chips pretzels one time
with people in Dill's Good. You don't like pickles, I'm
a pickle I'm a pickle fan.
Speaker 3 (44:39):
I like pickles a lot. There's a lot of people
that are very picky with pickles every.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
Now and then, like the fleep ones, like the ones
that look like ridge chips, ridged chips, crinkle.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
What do they like? Crinkle rich ridges? Ridges? Yeah? Whatever?
Like bread and butter pickles? Is that well, I don't know.
I don't like bread and butter. That's no.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
Every now and then if there's one on my plate,
I'm like, oh, you know what, I'm in the mood
to try it, and then I regret it, usually right away.
I just got a pickle at all.
Speaker 3 (45:07):
A minute in closing here, I think that everybody listening
right now should give the wah was sugar cookie a chance. Yeah,
because it's pretty life changing. You know, you're walking out
of wah Wah. You see the cookie sitting there. It
just it just wants you to eat it, especially the
woman sprinkles on it. Yeah, So give that, give that
a thought. It's it's my closing.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
Eight out of ten. Then, oh that's a ten out
of ten, really, Oh, ten out of ten endorses the
Wa Wash sugar Cookie.
Speaker 3 (45:35):
God, this dog, all right, I need more marijuana and
a nap and for this dog to go back home
to my parents' house.
Speaker 2 (45:41):
Jesus Christ, Michelle, thank you so much. Thank you for
having me and the Blaze The Confused Podcast. Thanks Jeff
I did.
Speaker 1 (45:47):
This was a lot of fun. We'll have you back, Sands.
Speaker 4 (45:50):
I mean, if you need a you know, like a
clutch hitter, I'll be there, you know, all right, and
say bye.
Speaker 1 (45:59):
Blaze.
Speaker 5 (46:00):
Thank You's podcast with Becker and Joe. Don't forget to subscribe,
spark up and joined us next time.
The Blaze in Confused. Podcast is rated M for marijuana
no miners, but your audience is only looks. You shut up?
Yeah for two seconds. This is what she does. You
jinxed it.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yeah, yes, it's gonna be a really terrible episode.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
So in case you haven't picked up on it yet,
perfect time again. I'm dog sitting currently for my parents
as we record this episode on Sunday, August twenty fourth,
they are at the Phillies game.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
I hope the Phillies fucking lose. I think this episode
is going to be a cool twelve minutes long.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Yeah, we might have.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
To do wrapid round and then speed trivia. It'll be
the quick episode.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Should have had. It's really eager to get on the mic.
He is on the show. Yeah, she was on the show.
We got all the girls, a couple of bitches. You know,
a couple of bitches.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
We've got Lucy the dog, we got Andy the dog.
And now Lucy the dog is mind and she notoriously
does bark, but she shuts up after she barks for
a little bit. See, so she's quiet. Now it's the
other one. It's the beagle, my parents dog, Hellish Bagel.
I love her, but she's freaking nuts. Man, they just
got some energy. I don't know how we're gonna do
(01:17):
this easy pushed through what.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
I mean.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
I'll go up there and yell at her a couple
of times, and we'll keep the recording going so our
listening audience can hear me go shut I put her
in the upstairs part of my apartment with the other dog,
and she was doing this. So then I put peanut
butter in that little Kong thing, that red like and
toy thing.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
I packed it full of peanut butter.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Put her in the bathroom, thinking that she'd like sit
there and lick the peanut butter out of this thing.
Either she did and it took her two seconds and
she's done, or she don't give a fuck about the
peanut butter in the corn.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Because she knows you're tricking her. It's like, I know
what he's something. I'm not really tricking her though, trying
to get me to shut up.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yeah, trying to distract you know, yeah, yeah. See.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Look, this is what we do. If we bring the
game show to our listening audience. Suddenly the dog you
can't even hear the dog. The dog is the audience, though.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
We'll try it to your audience. Dogs, Annie Scheiber, come
on down. You're the next contestant on Blaze and Confused.
The dogs work great. See isn't there technology?
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Aren't there anywhere that automatically takes dogs out of the
background of us talking?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
You don't have it? I mean, what should I ask?
What kind of podcast is this? But usually a pretty
good one. Yeah, we've been getting better. Yeah you have.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Yeah, Michelle. So our guest today is Michelle. It's funny
as we're looking for guests, Becker says to me, Joe,
don't you like have any like fucking friends, Like, don't
you have anybody in your life that you want to
bring on this podcast?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I don't really have friends. It's bad.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
So he has to keep bringing his friend zone. This
is only the second time I brought a friend on.
You know, everyone else's people we mutually know and have
some kind of background in media or interesting jobs in general,
you know. But just last minute, Michelle coming and clutch
for episode fifteen. Michelle and I have known each other
(03:29):
for a very long time. We met, I think the
first time in seventh grade. Yeah, she's super funny. She
had a stint in radio as well for a little
What was that six months of your life.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
That you were I don't even think six months. Yeah,
she didn't last that long. Yeah, did you quit or
did you get fired?
Speaker 4 (03:47):
I quit because it was a temporary job until I
got hired as a dental system, which I was going no,
not anymore, no, no, But it was a temporary job
till I got hired.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
What do you do now?
Speaker 4 (04:04):
I work for a specialist, a RETMA, and I verify
insurances for patients.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Here she identifies insurances at his insurance in this company.
Oh yeah, it's a joke. So you like your job, then,
don't you? You speak very highly of it?
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Sure. Do you ever think about training dogs to shut
the hell up? Like season alone? That be the pack leader? Exactly,
You've got to be the pack leader.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
She has no respect for you right now, just joke.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
We're not questioning that dog doesn't care about any of
us right now. Lucy's cool, though, she's chilling.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
She always does. Yeah, and he's the problem. And are
you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay? She's not.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
On episode fifteen of the Blaze That Confused podcast, our
special guest Michelle was with us. We're gonna do the
rapid round after we kick off the show, which we're
gonna do right now.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
Welcome to the Blazed and Confused Podcast with Becker and Joel,
the trivia podcast where the questions are high, and so
are they hate. Time to spark your curiosity and line
up some knowledge. The Blazed and Confused Podcast starts.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Now, your little fidgety over there. You got a fidget spinner.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Yeah, remember when these more popular and like twenty what fifteen.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Something like that, and she does, yes, she needs that
right now. Yeah, really, we got to go give Annie
the fidget spinner.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Yeah, it sounds dirty, give the old fidget spinner. To clarify,
any is the dog that you're gonna hear throughout.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
This entire show, Americas, I spun the fidget to fidget
right out.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
You're fidgeting too much.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
It might be the shortest podcast in Blazon Confused history
thus far.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
I'm counting on it. Yeah, we might get a little
annoyed as time goes on. And yeah, she's our special
gu Look, I'm telling you, we have we have Michelle,
we have Annie, and we have Lucy. It's the Girl's
Girl Crew episode of the Blazon Confused podcast.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Girl Squad Girl Feel Confident Michelle, Uh yeah, actually distraction
Yeah no, yeah, Actually during the rapid fire, I'm like
yelling answers.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
I listen to you guys.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
So I think see, what I think is cool about
the wrapping around is that a lot of these questions
are probably easy.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
It's just about thinking.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
On you, That's exactly it. Yeah, Like at home, I'm
like sitting on my couch. I'm like, it's been way,
it's been way, like yelling, and now it's like the
pressure's on.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
So look, this is great because Michelle not only is
she a friend, but she's a loyal, loyal.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Listener, first time, long time today kids. Yeah, yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Yeah, yeah, we appreciate. We appreciate this for The game
begins in three Uranus.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
What's the smallest planet in our solar system?
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Wrong? The fictional wizarding school Harry Potter attended is called
what Hogwarts?
Speaker 3 (07:16):
What's the name of the famous space telescope launched in
nineteen ninety Hubble, who was.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
The first woman to fly across the Atlantic Amelia Earhart
got it? How many pairs of ribs does the human
body have? Twelve? Yeah, what's the name of the instrument
that measures atmospheric pressure barometer. Yeah. What's the national animal
of Canada? Moose? No, which country is home to the
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car brand Ferrari Italy? Got it?
Speaker 3 (07:48):
The Declaration of independence was signed in the year what
seventeen seventy six?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Got it? What TV show is set in the fictional
Bayside High School Saved by the Belt? Woea?
Speaker 3 (08:00):
You know what we have to point out Michelle is
our first, our first guest to complete all the questions
before the time is up.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
Absolutely, look at that, Michelle. Wow wow, Like I went.
I went in here thinking I was going to get
all ten, Like did you?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Yeah? Yeah, smallest planet in our solar system is Mercury. Yeah,
you were right. Harry Potter went to Hogwarts? You got that?
Not a big fan of Harry Potter, No, that doesn't
surprise me. But I did. Should you read the books?
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Did shockingly read the books when I was in elementary Screally?
I think I read the first four when I was
in the fourth grade. Okay, yeah, I know, and then
I watched the first movie and you know, man, I'm
not a movie guy, so it's it's it's it's tough
for me. But man, people go hard with the Harry
Potter ship. There's a lot of Harry Potter.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
For I'm more of a Harry Potter guy than I
am a Lord of the Rings guy. I honest, see
all that sci fi ship, man, I can't do it.
And sure it is on broomsticks. That's yeah, I guess fantasy.
There's no science behind it. It's magic. Yeah. See, any
knows there's a does a Harry Potter fly around on broomsticks?
(09:11):
Isn't that good? Yeah? You read the book first four?
Weren't they in the books? See? I don't remember any
of it, but I know that I read it. What
that's doctor?
Speaker 5 (09:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Yeah? What else do we have here hanging with my
own music?
Speaker 4 (09:28):
The uh?
Speaker 1 (09:29):
What else is on here? That caught my attention? That
other music? I like the other music you were playing before. Oh,
that's not it. That's not that. That's not the little
bit little jingle anymore for it? Oh they closed? Yeah, sad.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
What's the name of the famous space telescope launched in
nineteen ninety You got that? That was Hubble who was
the first woman to fly across the Atlantic Amelia Earhart.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
That fascinating dude. Yeah, I when I was a reader.
I used to read a lot of shit about a
million Aarhart because you know, she went to go fly
across what she want to go fly across the world
and then just mysteriously disappeared. Is that what happened?
Speaker 4 (10:04):
Yes? Yeah, I think they later determined like she crashed
somewhere and something determined anything.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
The government still has yet to like close that case.
It's still they too. Like ten years ago, I thought,
don't don't know, we gotta ask chat Chopt. You now
say shape. You know we got chat We needed neymar
Chat Choopt assistant because we use it so much. How
about Brandon Brandon, Yeah, sounds like a cool guy, like
a brand like Brody. No, how about like like Brody.
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It's a good one.
Speaker 6 (10:36):
That's cool.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Names from Josh.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Andrew Andrew the assistant AI Andrew Andy.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
All right, I'm on.
Speaker 6 (10:46):
Amelia Earhart's disappearance is one of those enduring mysteries that
still hasn't been fully closed in a definitive way, even
though people have been digging into it for decades, we
still don't have a universally agreed upon answer about what
exactly happened to her and her navigator Fred Noonan In
other words, no one's officially closed the case and put
a neat little bow on it. There are theories ranging
from them crashing into the ocean and sinking to possibly
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landing on a remote island, but it's definitely one of
those historical puzzles that keeps people curious, and there's still
some ongoing research and exploration around it.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Thanks Andy, Yeah, we're gonna name you Andy now Andy?
It is?
Speaker 6 (11:20):
Then?
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Anyway, Millia Earhart? Interesting ship man? Yeah, interesting stuff. Some
more files i'd like released, you know what I mean?
It really saw the files, released them all? Why the
fuck not? What are you hiding? You know, it's a
big it's a big deal.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
That meet the Press episode of the Blazer Confused podcast.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Not really, that's gonna go over well, not at all. Yeah, anyway,
what else? How many pairs of ribs do we have? Twelve?
How the hell do you know that I am a
world slode knowledge? Yeah, you're like a doctor, bro, I
mean you've been you've been a dental What I heard
you say earlier, you've been a dental hygienis to assistant assistant. Yeah,
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I didn't do the cleaning. I was handing instruments.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
To the doctor when he needed, like during procedures and stuff.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
That's kind of interest. I don't know. She didn't work
on ribs though, you know ribs.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Yeah, but you gotta know your you gotta know your ship.
What do you gotta do to be a dental assistant?
You gotta know your something, don't you?
Speaker 5 (12:19):
I mean.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Not really, not really, just you know, work on teeth,
you know. Just here's a question for you. Does every
tooth have like a name or is it a number?
And no?
Speaker 4 (12:37):
No, Yeah, there's like central incisors, premolars, molars, wisdom teeth
like a like a adult human mouth has thirty two
teeth altogether.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
What's your front teeth called central central teeth or anterior central?
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
It's been a while since I actually worked in a
dental office.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Isn't this amazing?
Speaker 3 (13:02):
I love asking people about what they do and what
their jobs are, because it's just amazing to me that
certain people.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Can house that level of information in their brain. Yeah, alright,
what's the name of the instrument that measures atmospheric pressure?
That was the barometer? What is the national animal of Canada?
You didn't get that one, right?
Speaker 4 (13:18):
I know?
Speaker 1 (13:19):
You want to try another guess hmmm, it's not the beaver.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
It is the beaver, and you know what I was
thinking of, But I'm like, no, like I'm going to
go with moose because you hear like a lot of
stories of people getting like trampled by MOOSEL No, it's
not me, that's not moose.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
I don't don't think I think it's moose. Yeah, do
you know anyway? Andy?
Speaker 6 (13:50):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
They also give credit for the Canadian horses being like
almost the equal to the beaver. Like the beaver and
there's the Canadian horse moose. That's what the Internet said.
It's they're both the national animals of Canada.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
I wonder what a Canadian horse looks like.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
It's probably a lot nicer, yeah, right than an American horse.
Which country is home to the car brand Ferrari.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
That was Italy.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
You got that the Declaration of independence was signed in
the year night seventeen. That was definitely seventeen seventy six.
Some people should probably read that again soon. What TV
show is set in the fictional Bayside High School that
was Saved by the Bell. One of the best shows
ever And it's so fun because it even though Joel
was like thirteen years old, he knows all about Saved
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by the Bell.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
I just turned fourteen, you bitch. I loved it.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
My first crush was Zach Morris Mark Paul Gostler, and
I actually like wrote him a letter back in the day.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Yeah, I were so in love with him.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
No, it wasn't like handwritten, and it was just like, oh,
welcome to the Mark Paul Costler fan club. I was
like all right, And then like an autograph picture he
sent me and that was hanging up on my wall
from years.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Yeah, what's your favorite Saved by the Bell episode?
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Michelle? All of them? I don't. It's such a beautyful
You're you're such a fake fan.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
I'll tell you what though, And this is like kind
of like rubbed me the wrong way. So there was
an episode where there was like a talent competition that
Screech entered a beauty beauty contest, right, Okay, So the
talent portion, Kelly Kapowski is singing a song and she's
singing terribly Blue Moon, and she was saying, yes, yeah,
she was terrible, terrible at it, and it's like she's,
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you know, sings like a bird.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Didn't say what kind of bird?
Speaker 4 (15:42):
You know, and then and then years later like Hot Sunday,
right was that was the name of the girl group
Beautiful Beautiful Vocals And I'm like, where the I don't
want to curse.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
I don't know if I'm.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
Like, where the fuck did that come from? Like there's
a lot of there's another inconsistency. Hold on, now, I'm
on my soapbox, Like, let me tell you about these
Saved by the Bell episodes. I love this, so, like,
you know Tory, We all know Tory, right, so she
h she was the new girl on baside, Like, oh.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Who's that? Like, who's that?
Speaker 4 (16:16):
Like, badass jock with a leather jacket? Oh toy. You
know I've been like again a few episodes after that,
it's like, oh yeah, she mentioned about teasing Screech back
in preschool, Like what, like.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Wow, see you noticed this. I mean I never really
noticed this. Of course there's little things that you.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
Noticed, but they really rubbed me obviously all these years later,
rubbed me the wrong way, Like you can't be inconsistent
with that.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
The fans are going to know.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Yeah, one of my favorite episodes, even though it's kind
of a downer episode intended, but it was when Jesse, Oh, yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
That was so sad. I was so scared. Beautiful.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Yes's playhouse has been brought to you by Joel Becker.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
But she gets hooked on freaking fields trying to study
for a test for what subject? What subject? Trigonometry and
you're close algebra. No, it's close to trigonometry, calculus. I
think it's geometry. You think it's geometry. I don't think
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trigger trigonometry and geography. Geometry. What did you say it
was geometry? Shape?
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Yeah, trigonometry and geometry. They're both ometries. They gotta be similar. Yeah,
kid's got a point.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
My favorite Save by the Bell episode is obviously the
radio one, k K T What.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
What was building's DJ name? I forgot, I don't remember that.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
I remember Zach's DJ name on the high school radio
station was Wolfman.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Zach Great would probably get sued for that kind of
thing these days.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
The funny thing is in that episode, h Slater is
the one that's like, yeah, they all all the characters
in the show, they all have a role in the
radio station, and Slater is the one that's like really bad.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
He does sports sports.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Remember he reads the sports scores like Today's scores are
four five, seven to two six one, thank.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
You, And then he would have like a like a
horn kind of hord.
Speaker 6 (18:35):
Like.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
The funny thing is, that's how bad real radio is nowadays.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
I know, listen to some radio you're like, wow, it's
like the scores are seven to six, one eight four
thank you. Radio has just been going like, oh my god, boom.
That's bad anyway. But we're trying to make a quality
show here we are, and I think doing it. We're
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doing to do our questions now.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Yeah, yeah, as usual, I didn't prepare them, so I'm gonna,
you know, pull them.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Off the off the cusp, as they say, off the cusp,
of the off the cuff. Yeah. The other thing was
a band, you were anything off the cuff. Yeah, they
are on the cusp, on the cusp on and then
we all got off the cusp. It's pretty deep. Yeah,
on the long list.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Of shitty band names comes on the cusp, on the
cusp of what.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Not good? Don't tell me nothing good anyway? Question number one?
Speaker 2 (19:46):
All Right, Mount Everest is located in what mountain range?
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Mount Everest is located in what mountain range. Mount Everest
is located in what mountain range. Now, Michelle, you are
the lifeline if he needs help, you're allowed to choose.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
This is not my answer. But the first thing that
comes to mind is the andirond Acts. That's like way off,
and then that's like it's not even close. Is that
here in I don't think that's too.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
I don't think it is. But definitely not the answer.
I know for sure. Mount Everest is not in the
United States, So I want to clear that Mount Everest. Yeah.
Oh wait, wait, wait, wait wait did you think he said,
wait a second, Mount Everest? Ship? I was thinking of
the thing with the President's on it. That's Rushmore, rushmore,
I got, I got my mountains confused? Oh ship? All right?
Speaker 3 (20:41):
So Mount Everest is the big mountain that kills a
lot of people that try to climb it right.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
After with a knife. I like the mountain that nobody
can climb because it kills every A lot of people.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
Have climbed find it, they reached the summit, but a
lot of people do die trying.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
To reach it. Yes, So that particular murdery mountain is
located in what mountain range? Mount Everest.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
I try to keep her so dude, ah, geez, I
don't know what mountain range.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
I have no idea. I have forefood. I got it wrong,
the Himalayan man a hell, I feel like I could
have gotten that eventually. That maybe not. I don't know
a lot of mountain ranges, but I know that one. Yeah,
I know the Andes and.
Speaker 4 (21:36):
Oh yeah, there's chocolate named after it that you get
like an olive garden. Then they make their own mints.
Now they use I think they used to hand out
andyes min's until they like start producing their own.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
The olive where you're here, your family, family, and your family,
you're here like the old country. Calm down, she's stratching
my leg. Ow Jesus God, this dog question too. People
are probably like tuned out by now. Yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
If you've made it thus far, thank you very much.
We'll put your check in the mail.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Which US state is nicknamed the Constitution State? Oh?
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Nicknamed? How nicknamed? Like that's their slogan their official states. Yeah, yeah,
well we're the Keystone state. So that's weird because the
Constitution State. I would think Pennsylvania would be the Constitution
State because wasn't the Constitution signed here in Philly?
Speaker 1 (22:37):
I believe it was, Yes, but that is the is
it which US state is nicknamed? The Constitution stated, what
do you think of trying to help me? Can I
give you a hint? Don't give them a hint? Yeah?
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All right, thanks a lot. W Do you know the answer, Michelle,
because maybe I'll use my life one. I'm not confident. No,
I don't know. I'm not for this one. I'm gonna
say Delaware. No, what is it? Connecticut? It is Connecticut?
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Question three? It's not forking? Stop it stop all right?
Speaker 2 (23:38):
And I had a bonus question for that particular one. Uh,
spell Connecticut or can you spell Connecticut?
Speaker 1 (23:48):
See? Oh? And and oh Connecticut? No, no, it's not right.
C O n n E C I have to like
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write it. He's he thinks this will help him, all right,
take note Connectic that's c O n n E t
I c U t no. Way off. You're missing a letter.
I'm missing a letter c O that's not really c
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O n connit connect can have the country of origin?
Please the United States? Oh to two T s baby
c O n n E T t I c U
T no c O n N I wasn't paying attention.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
C I E c U c oh God spelling's never
my best subject.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Connect ticket all right, okay, I don't care. CEO, N N,
e ct I, c U T. It's it's kind of
hidden in there.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
I'm so. I'm glad that I Connecticut. Yeah, thank you,
thank you, thank you very much. The nut makes you
know what?
Speaker 4 (25:21):
So like I go take a trip to uh the
Boston area to visit friends, and on the way there
it says it's the like birthplace or like the though
it's the pizza capital of the US.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Yeah, I hear that. What I hear that Connecticut pizza
is awesome.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
I don't know, I don't care. I hate driving. Something
about driving through Connecticut, I just hate.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
I don't think I've ever been there.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
It's full of asshole. Sorry if you're from Connecticut, but
it's true, just a bunch of.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
Yes, you know, Michelle, we have tons of listeners globally everywhere.
Speaker 4 (25:52):
Yeah, I mean, it's beautiful drive but writ something about it.
And then on the way back to Pa on the
other side of the sign it says the capital like
the baseball capital.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
I don't think you can't claim two capitals. You can't.
It's you know, save some.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
Room for the rest of the states. I don't know,
it's just.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Anyway spelling Connecticut. Your third question or you have a
real third question. I have a real third question. I
already clicked button three, but I'll do it again.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Three. What's the term for an animal that eats both
plants and meat?
Speaker 4 (26:26):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (26:28):
I know this, I know this. Don't tell me. All right,
so carnivores meat? Uh? Herbivore is uhlans plants? Okay? Is
it an omnivore? Omnivore? Omnivore? Thank you, very well done.
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We did something of war last week too, I forget
what it was before.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
Yeah, yeah, vegetarian.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Yeah, we are animals.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
So getting great reviews on that episode. By the way,
people loved her. Yeah, you're gonna love you too. Yeah,
it's just this.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Dog that might ruin things. Yeah, she's been quiet.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
Reconally every time I say she's been quiet, and she's
the fucking nuts again.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
All right, anyway, all right, there we go, all right quietly.
Speaker 5 (27:21):
Question?
Speaker 1 (27:24):
All right, here we go acronyms because I love doing these.
These are fun. What does SWAT stand for? As in
the SWAT Team?
Speaker 3 (27:35):
Oh yeah, I've asked this as a trivia question about it,
but jillion times, and I don't remember the correct answer
right off the top of my head.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
You have a look.
Speaker 4 (27:42):
Start taking notes when you do trivia in case these
pop up.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
I mean, take a note.
Speaker 4 (27:48):
Well you have them, actually, yeah, you have the answers.
Well you know, hey stop, yeah, I had to see
something before. Now she's sad. She's trying to tell you
they answer.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
I can see her like winding up, getting ready to
I'm gonna.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Put you back in the bathroom, this time with no
peanut butter film kong.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
It's gonna be like jail for the next twenty minute. No,
don't talk about like jail, doggy jail.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
I'm gonna give you away to the neighbors for the
next What does swatt stand for?
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Thank you? Anny s w A. I'm gonna use my lifeline.
So Michelle, it's on you. You think, Michelle, uh specialized?
Oh okay, close, oh special I'm allowed to help my lifeline, right.
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I think it's special special weapons, and.
Speaker 4 (28:43):
Then tact tacticals.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
It's something tactical. Tactics are tacticals. Say it all the
way through. Now, special weapons and tactics, got it?
Speaker 5 (28:56):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (28:57):
All right, Wow, you're sounded and now but you got it,
So I called my lifeline and I didn't even need to.
Thanks a lot, show. I appreciate that. Yeah you did,
you started, You got me started with a special need to.
I'm proud of myself too. She was telling you the
whole time. Yeah, just didn't listen.
Speaker 7 (29:15):
God trivia, man, it's like the universe asking us questions,
you know, Yeah, a blazing confused podcast.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
You know, speaking of annoying things, my fucking horn in
my car doesn't work. We've been needing to use it.
I have been very displeased with people's driving lately, and
I can't let them know. So I've been yelling out
my window like a lunatic. Dude. My horn stopped working
in my car. How does that actually just bring this
dog line with me? You know why?
Speaker 3 (29:47):
Because your your your your car is just one big
driving computer. It's probably not even a real horn anymore.
It's like a digital No, it's a real horn, is
it really?
Speaker 4 (29:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Yeah, well it's whatever. You know, it's a horn maybe,
so thing like is disabled on it. I don't know what.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Are you gonna do? Take it back to the ship
and that's all their warranty. Well, then, just like finding
time to do it, you know, yeah, I believe me.
Speaker 4 (30:10):
No, I want you know, it'd be funny to see
you stick your head out the window and be like, hey, asshole.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
I'm not lying the driver. I've been doing that. Like
the other day.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
I was like, I was sitting there, the light was
green for about I don't know, ten seconds, and I go,
what are we doing here?
Speaker 1 (30:25):
And I yelled at the wind like go the head
kind of go like what are you doing right now?
Running a check? Jesus? But anyway, my horn being broken
is a major inconvenience in my day to day driving
to work. On twenty two, I'm like, you should just
take any with you if she can bark, Yeah, she's
(30:47):
loud enough alright. Anyway, question number one him, mister Becker,
I'm gonna start you off with people for the category. Now.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
I hope that you would get this correct because you
were like very alive. We were both alive in the
year two thousand and four. But that's like, you know,
the prime of your life, is it? What were you
doing in two thousand and four? I was in the
first fucking grade. It probably was greatly, sir. I was
in kindergarten in two thousand and three. I went to
kindergarten in two thousand and three.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
I know in two thousand and four I was starting
at the radio station. Wow yeah, wow crazy.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Okay, people, people is the first category? God nails out
the dog right now? God? All right, people? She hates people.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
Name the pop star they got married on New Year's
Eve two thousand and four, a marriage that lasted only
fifty five hours?
Speaker 1 (31:54):
I remember this everyone? Did you know it? Even?
Speaker 3 (31:59):
Name the pop star that got married on New Year's
Eve two thousand and four, a marriage that lasted only
fifty five hours?
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Does her name star with a B? I come on, dude,
Oh she got married to that guy. What's his name?
That tall, lanky guy?
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Right? I wouldn't call Is it Brittany Britney Spears? Did
you get it right? Final answer? Britney Spears, answer very good.
It was Jason Alexander.
Speaker 6 (32:30):
All right?
Speaker 1 (32:31):
So is that like the dude from Seinfeld or is
that a different y? Okay? Because I had a note
here's married to Jason Alexander. I'm thinking, wait, but that
Jerry Seinfeld's George Costanzo, holy ship that would be had a.
Speaker 4 (32:48):
Huge crush on him.
Speaker 5 (32:51):
Question two.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Let's see here, let's do some history.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
The Iran Contra scandal occurred during which president's second term.
Say it again, the Iran Contra scandal occurred during which
president's second term.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
I have never heard of that before. What the Iran Contra? What?
That's a video game? I know that, But was it
Iran contiras scandal? Is that what you said? I never
I never heard of either.
Speaker 4 (33:33):
He's like, come on, beggar, what's wrong with you?
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Everyone remembers heard of the Iran scandal? Yeah, I have
no idea. Well, guess the president that I don't even to.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
Know when that would have been. I have no idea.
I am like the worst at that kind of thing.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
I could. I don't have barking. Stop barking, stop stop barking.
That's on Lincoln Ord for like a minute. Not even
George Bush Senior, that older guy. I have no idea.
That gay He only had one. So the correct answer
is Ronald Reagan. Uh, yeah, I had no idea. Quick
(34:11):
little search on Google here.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
The Iran Contra affair was a political scandal during the
Reagan administration in the mid nineteen eighties, where the US
secretly sold arms to Iran to gain the release of
American hostages and then use the profits from these sales
to fund the Contra rebels in Nicaragua. Yeah, frying a
congressional ban wasn't a lot of big words there is it?
(34:36):
Really good on thank you, thank you very much. I'll
tell you every game it.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Was like the big drug card. Tell like he ended
up benefiting from that or something good.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Yeah, I know anything about that way whatever you just said. Yeah,
I know about the video game Contra. I'm really good
at Contra Alien Wars. Dude, I can beat that game now.
I checked one time. It was like twenty three minutes.
I could just beat that game so easily. Now you
have no idea what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
I absolutely talk about. Yeah. Was it like a Saga
game or was it it was a uh super Nintendo
I believe. Yeah. Okay, ready for question three. You're on
a roll this week? Question three.
Speaker 3 (35:18):
I don't know this involves like math, I guess I
wouldn't know how. I wouldn't know how to figure this
out if I had to. If you drive at a
rate of forty five miles per hour, how far would
you travel in twenty minutes?
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Can I do? Matt Am? I allowed to do it well, like,
can I use my phone? I mean, like the calculator?
Speaker 3 (35:39):
Sure, if you drive at a rate of forty five
miles an hour, how far would you travel in twenty minutes?
Is this maybe this is an easy question for people
that are good with numbers.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
I don't know how this shit works.
Speaker 4 (35:52):
I'm just glad in the rapid fire like round. I
didn't get any math questions because.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Yeah, Michelle, that was that was. Have you spent a
lot of time at trivia nights over the years? Amount
of time? Yeah? All right? Are you googling?
Speaker 5 (36:06):
No?
Speaker 1 (36:06):
No, no, I did a calculator. Calculator, so I say,
it's a long time. Read the question again.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
I will drive at a rate of forty five miles
an hour.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
How far would you travel in twenty minutes? My answer
is fifteen? Wow? All right? Did I work it out? Yes?
All right. I took forty five and I divided by
sixty like an hour, so I would find out how
many miles I would go.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Per minute, clever girl. And then I tied times that
by twenty and I got fifteen.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Would have never been able to do that, bing bang
boom question four twenty what all right? Very tough music
question that involves lyrics. Are you a lyric guy? No, Soane,
I've heard so many alright, just go well, it's just
it's fascinating to me that everybody listens to music very differently.
Speaker 3 (36:59):
Some people will pay attention to the melody. Some people
pay attention more to the words. I'm in the middle, yeah,
a little bit of ath So in the song taking
care of Business by do you even know who it's by?
Which stands for overdrive? Yeah, Backman Turner over drive?
Speaker 1 (37:16):
What time do you take the train into the city?
It's a deep dive. It's the first words of the song,
is it?
Speaker 3 (37:32):
In the song taking Care of Business by Bachman Turner Overdrive,
what time do you take the train into the city?
Speaker 2 (37:46):
I was saved by the bell theme in my head
right now for some reason. Why don't wake up in
the morning? That's what I have in my head.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Well, I think when you wake up in the morning
is the first line of the Is it is that
the first That's why I'm getting him confused in my
head when I wake up and we wake up in
the morning and the.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
Tack thy eight fifteen into the city. Yeah, So what's
your answer? Eight fifteen fifteen. Look, I had to help you.
You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
I was there though you weren't. I did. When I
wake up in the morning, it's the same fucking lyrics
as Saved by the Bell. I was wake up, good
morning and the luck of it on time book about
the time stop barking, stop barking.
Speaker 3 (38:36):
Wow, we should do a whole episode to Save by
the Bell trivia. I love Saved by the Bell. I
really do.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
Smoked by the Bell, Smoked by the Bell? Oh yeah,
is that our title? Smoked but you a bonus episode? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (38:48):
How about every episode at the end, we we just
fire off a random question about say, but just want
every person.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
We have on dude.
Speaker 3 (38:56):
You know what, Michelle, I gotta tell you, mister Becker
over here got me a great Christmas if it was
it last year.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
It's a Zach Morris. Oh yeah, it's a Zach Morris
and it has different sayings. Yeah. I was like, oh
my god, what was like one of the what was like,
what what does it say? You still have it? I mean,
I mean it's like packed away.
Speaker 4 (39:19):
It's like a collectible item for him. He hasn't open.
It's not on his tree.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
It's just more Saved by the Belt trivia just just
pops into my brain. Here.
Speaker 3 (39:27):
What's the name of the club that they go into?
They sneak into with fake Id's.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
Man, I don't remember. I don't remember. No, I don't remember.
I can see that. I can see the sign and everything.
You know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (39:50):
Man, it's where he wanted to hook up with the
college girl.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
The name of the that's when they.
Speaker 4 (39:57):
Saw Kelly's boyfriend cheating on mm HM on her with
what's random?
Speaker 1 (40:02):
Check? Uh?
Speaker 2 (40:05):
What's the name of the song that they What happened
to you there? What was Zach Attack's number one hit?
Speaker 1 (40:17):
Friends? Talking face? A good? The eating thing here?
Speaker 3 (40:33):
And then put our listeners out of our misery and
uh end this episode our misery and their misery and
everybody's misery altogether.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
And then the dog will be completely silent as soon as
we stopped recording this episode, she'll be content and quiet.
Then how much you want to bet? Yeah? Just our luck? Yeah?
What are we eating? Brought uh some goldfish for you there,
Bud some gold but they're like different goldfish right there, Parmesan,
(41:01):
I never tried I see, I like certain flavors. I
never really go on some snacks. I don't really venture
into a lot of flavors, like I like plain old
goldfish too. I don't know, I don't know. I don't
like cheese it so I don't like it. It tastes
like burnt cheese. I love that though. That's what I love,
the extra toasty. They're my favorite. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
The crazy thing is that I can't I find that
with snacks, especially like goldfish. I can't control myself, Like
I really, I have the whole thing. Yeah, I have
zero self control.
Speaker 4 (41:32):
I buy because they're so delicious, gotta go fishing never.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
I could eat them every day. And my mom says,
that's okay, I've never heard that. What's that?
Speaker 4 (41:44):
It's the goldfish, the goldfish theme for the commercial.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
Oh you're babies. So these are parmesan. I've never bought
them before, and I was like.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
It's kind of intrigued. They're kind of just okay. Honestly,
they're not even that jazzed up. They're just a little saltier.
Speaker 4 (42:00):
Tell you find the Old Bay and the Spicy Deal pickle.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
Once it's not a Dill pickle guy. I'm not a
pickle guy again.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
Old Bay and Dill pickles.
Speaker 4 (42:13):
No, no, no, it's separate, separate. They're not together, separate. Sorry,
my bad, Annie's yelling at me.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
I'm sorry. Can she have a goldfish? Yeah, and you
have a goldfish? Let's see how you feel about it.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
You should scatter those all over the apartment and just
have her look for those and then should.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
Probably be quiet for like five minutes. What's towards the
end of the episode anyway, So.
Speaker 3 (42:46):
Anyway, we're going to start up a new feature. We're
gonna officially start up I guess what, maybe next week
or the week after, but hoping next week. Yeah, well
we'll call it the what do we decide on the.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
A monchy minute, I thought we were talking about the
other feature we're gonna do too. Sound. Yeah, we got
a lot one.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
Yeah, the a couple of episodes back, there was like
a sound that happened, right, I think I said, like
the fuck was that?
Speaker 1 (43:10):
You know? Or something like that.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
I was like, oh, we should have a guest that
sound and call it. So that's coming to looking forward
to that.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
Big things happening. Yeah, excited to listen to it.
Speaker 2 (43:21):
It's it's ever evolving, and uh, we're grateful that for
everyone that comes on and maybe everyone that comes on
should bring a snack from now on.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
That's a good idea. Am I buying everything? You know?
Speaker 4 (43:31):
It's great and you know what, and you're inviting them
into your to your place. It's like a housewarming, like yeah, thanks,
you know, because they say, never show up to Walt's
a party empty handed.
Speaker 6 (43:40):
You know.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
So what did you bring my winning personality?
Speaker 3 (43:43):
Yeah, great answer, Michelle, and a winning personality was thank
you very much. By the way, the Parmesan goldfish, I
think we should rate this.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
What should we give it? A rating on a scale
of one to time.
Speaker 3 (43:55):
The only thing is that if we have guests and
you have you know, if they bring a bad snack,
what are you gonna shot up?
Speaker 1 (44:00):
Like your snack sucks? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (44:03):
Yeah, you're rating on parmesan goldfish? Is uh a one
out of ten? No, not one. I'm saying, choose between
a one and ten, I'd say five.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
Oh, right in the middle. All right, Okay, it's okay.
Speaker 3 (44:19):
Again with snacks. As long as it's not anything weird,
I'll eatiot. Yeah, some snacks are better than others though,
of course naturally.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
But somebody gave me dill flavored chips pretzels one time
with people in Dill's Good. You don't like pickles, I'm
a pickle I'm a pickle fan.
Speaker 3 (44:39):
I like pickles a lot. There's a lot of people
that are very picky with pickles every.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
Now and then, like the fleep ones, like the ones
that look like ridge chips, ridged chips, crinkle.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
What do they like? Crinkle rich ridges? Ridges? Yeah? Whatever?
Like bread and butter pickles? Is that well, I don't know.
I don't like bread and butter. That's no.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
Every now and then if there's one on my plate,
I'm like, oh, you know what, I'm in the mood
to try it, and then I regret it, usually right away.
I just got a pickle at all.
Speaker 3 (45:07):
A minute in closing here, I think that everybody listening
right now should give the wah was sugar cookie a chance. Yeah,
because it's pretty life changing. You know, you're walking out
of wah Wah. You see the cookie sitting there. It
just it just wants you to eat it, especially the
woman sprinkles on it. Yeah, So give that, give that
a thought. It's it's my closing.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
Eight out of ten. Then, oh that's a ten out
of ten, really, Oh, ten out of ten endorses the
Wa Wash sugar Cookie.
Speaker 3 (45:35):
God, this dog, all right, I need more marijuana and
a nap and for this dog to go back home
to my parents' house.
Speaker 2 (45:41):
Jesus Christ, Michelle, thank you so much. Thank you for
having me and the Blaze The Confused Podcast. Thanks Jeff
I did.
Speaker 1 (45:47):
This was a lot of fun. We'll have you back, Sands.
Speaker 4 (45:50):
I mean, if you need a you know, like a
clutch hitter, I'll be there, you know, all right, and
say bye.
Speaker 1 (45:59):
Blaze.
Speaker 5 (46:00):
Thank You's podcast with Becker and Joe. Don't forget to subscribe,
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