September 18, 2025 • 42 mins
Doug McHizzle joins the show, bringing his golden vocal cords to life as he reads movie trailers just for fun. From trivia chaos to a full-on “Love Shack” sing-along, expired snacks, weddings, and even Darth Vader’s glowing stick, nothing is off-limits. Joel, of course, hates everything as usual — which only makes it better. It’s random, ridiculous, and way too much fun in one episode.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Blaze in Confused.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Podcast is rated M for marijuana no minors, but your
audience is only.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Man. I've had a week, I tell you all right.
So you ever run out of gas? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:13):
I ran out one time and I went to wah wah,
and I didn't have any money, and I was asking
for you know, people for money to help me out
because I left my wallet at home and my phone.
And you told me if you experienced somebody like that
in public, that you wouldn't help them out.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I kind of hold that against you.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Ah wait, I forget this story. We were good friends.
I got tell me the story again. So I ran
out of gas, literally I had. I got in my
car to go to work the one day, and as
I was getting to the gas station, my car ran
out of gas, like literally, like that was it?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Were you going there to get gas?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
I was going there to get gas on the way
to work. Well, then how are you going to pay
for it? I forgot my phone, So I went around
and you know, you look at me. I don't look troublesome.
I look like the least threatening guy you've ever met
in your life. I went up to several people, and
nobody would help me out with like a buck just
to get home. I said, I'll venmo you as soon
(01:04):
as I get home. You can follow me to my house.
I live right down the street. And no one helped
me out any more? Are weird these days? You can't
trust anybody?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yeah? I know, So what happened? No one helped me?
So what happened?
Speaker 4 (01:17):
What you do?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
I had to walk home and I left my car there.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
I walked home, got my freaking wallet and my phone
and went back and I got gas.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Wait a second, so you ran out of gas on
the way to the gas station. I literally knew I
had to get the gas station.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
You know how it says on your your gas tank,
like you know how many miles you have till empty? Yea,
yea yeah yeah, I had like one okay right, It
was enough to start the car and get down the
road and that was it. Am, I ran out of
gas and no one helped me. That's like shooting your
pants right before the toilet. Yeah. Has that happened to you, Joel?
I feel like it has. I feel like my pants
(01:51):
before the toilet before. No comment, like you gotta come
it well?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Gas?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
But anyway, shit gas. Speaking of gas ship, is where
we're going to talk about today.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Great.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
No, So I DJ'd a fantastic wedding last weekend. I
had Friday, Saturday, Sunday weddings. I DJed fantastic weddings. Boom
boom boom, three in a row. Well, Sunday here I am.
I'm exhausted. I had a wedding that was like an
hour hour and a half away, right, So after DJing
all weekend, I'm fried. I'm exhausted. It's like midnight. I'm
driving home. I'm driving home, me and my assistant.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Here we are. We're going down the road.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
And I did notice that, again, i'd drive fast all
the time, but I did notice that the Jeep.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I drive a Jeep Wrangler.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I did notice that it was a little shaky, a
little bit.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Like I was, you know, I was driving like a
hundred giving you a warning sign.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
I was driving like one hundred miles an hour in
the left lane initially, And I did feel it just
felt strange, right, It felt a little weird. And so
when we're like maybe I don't know, fifteen ten to
fifteen minutes from home, the light goes on and says,
you know, low fuel or whatever. But it was already
like too low to be able to tell me how
(03:00):
many miles I had until it.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Was fully three lines. Yeah, it just said low.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
It was like good luck in the next ten to
twelve minutes.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
It just said low.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
But I also looked on the GPS and I was
literally like, again, twelve minutes from home.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
So I thought, fuck it, I'm not gonna like get
and brock.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
My assistant was like, dude, just pull off now, because
like for our local listeners, we were right at four
twelve right there, and he goes, oh, there's a seven
to eleven, there's a why like, there's there's gas stations
right there.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Just pull off quick. And I was like, no, dude,
we'll be home. It'll be fine.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
And then then as I say, as I'm saying to him,
I said, do you ever run out of guests? I
always wondered what happens? Does your car just like stop? Well,
wouldn't you fucking know? The car just stopped. As I
was saying that, I like, jinks did Yeah, I said,
and I quote, I always wondered what happened when?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
And didn't I ask you?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
I'm like, didn't you get the Wrangler four by e,
which means that you're supposed to have a supply of
electric And what did you say.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I haven't charged that thing in like months.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Why spend the extra money for the E and the
four by e if you're not gonna use the E?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
I know it's it's been a lot harderr e. There's
been a lot of learning experiences as of recently.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Again, as I was saying, gee, I wonder what happens,
what do you run out of the guest Well, now
I know, at least with my car, it just says
shift to park and it starts blinking.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
That's what happens. So I made it.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
I mean, I made it to the side of the road.
I pulled over and then I like call my BROC
is like, well, what are we gonna do? And he goes, well,
I said, well, I'm gonna call my dad and he's
gonna yell at me and get ready for this.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
So sure enough, I call.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
He doesn't answer, So I call my mother and then
my mother goes, I'm gonna put your.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Father on and I hear him say in the background,
I don't want to talk to him.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
I don't know, I don't want to talk to him,
and uh, he's like you know, that's why they call
it the fucking idiot.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Like you idiot. So but they were able to let
me use their triple A.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
And after waiting like another hour, the dude showed up
at like one thirty in the morning to come give
me a bummer a little bit of gas.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Wait, there was no like within walking distance the guys.
I guess I could have walked.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
I mean, honestly, looking back at it now, why didn't
I just get an uber?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Why didn't I just order an uber to a gas station?
Speaker 2 (05:07):
But then the other thing though, when you get to
the gas station, did they have the cans there?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
A lot of times?
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Yeah, they have little ones. It's like a gallon, gallon
and a half.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Enough to get you to, you know, a gas station.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
That's probably what I would do next time. Yeah, but
next time, next time. Geezl plugged in right now? Or no,
I bet it's not. Anyway, it's up, but you're e
man is promise I got dysfunction? Don't they make pills
for them?
Speaker 3 (05:39):
But we are joined today by our special guest and
comedian Doug mckhissel.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Everybody mhissel. That's just fun to say. That's a great name. Yeah,
I like it.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
That's a real name, right, No, no, yes, there was
a clan of mhissels retreating from battle all over Island
and I'm the lineage of it. No, it's my real
last name is Mcarus, and I don't mind. There's nothing
of mine you can steal. So yeah, yeah, Doug Mcarris.
But I came up with the name because when Facebook started,
(06:10):
I didn't want my boss being able to find me,
and I just interesting as creative as it was, I
just said I'll put hissel.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
And then I started doing comedy like shortly after that,
and I did an open mic at brew Works and
then that's where I met Tyler Rothrock and he said,
there's another open mic and my buddy Randy's Randy Tungue
is going to be hosting it. Just hit him up
and you know, tell him to put your name on
(06:40):
a list, and I did, and when I got there,
he goes, so what am I putting? Am I putting
Doug mckhizl? And I was like, at the time, I
was like my second time ever doing an open mic.
I was just thinking about that. Yeah, I was like, yeah,
go ahead, and then that just stuck. Yeah, I love it.
How many years now you've been doing comedy.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Fifteen years now? Yeah? Cool?
Speaker 4 (06:58):
It is funny. When I got married the second time,
this one guy Ki, Yeah, well we got checks and
there our cards that said you know Doug. Yeah really yeah.
We were like how do we catch these? Uh? But
there was this one guy who I hung out with
a lot at the bar, right and uh after our wedding,
(07:20):
I guess he saw all the photos and all that,
and we had gone on our honeymoon immediately after. So
a week later, I'm back at the bar and he's like,
he's like, hey, man, how come you to invite me
to your wedding? And I said, what's my last name?
And he goes mc kissel. I said, that's why I said,
you don't even know mine. I don't even know your
last name. Everything I said, do you know how much
it is a plate? Like I don't know you dude,
(07:41):
Like when I've never even seen you at the at
the shopping you know, I've never seen you anywhere but
inside these walls of this bar.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Speaking of weddings, you said you came from a wedding
last night. You we had a wedding, right, Yeah, yeah, yeah, now,
beautiful wedding, you said. However, you gotta admit I mean,
I'm DJ weddings every weekend. It's a fantastic place to
people watch. I love nothing more than to just stand
there and look at people anywhere, and a wedding is
a great place to do it.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
And I did do that.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
My wife actually caught me doing that at one point
because I was laughing by myself and and she said,
what are you laughing at?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Now?
Speaker 4 (08:17):
My wife is white, right, And there was only white
people at this wedding, and very good friends of ours,
one of my wife's childhood friends, and now there are neighbors,
so we're pretty close with them.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
And there was.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
One guy who was I couldn't stop laughing because I'm like,
that guy's making me think of him as a stereotype
because of the way he was. It was so horrible,
but he was having so much fun, and I really
loved it for that. But it was such the most nerdiest,
like corny dancing in the world.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
You're there, You're like these fucking white people, and that
was the thing.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
I'm like, they're forcing me to think this right now,
and the kind of like move around I didn't want
to just stand in the corner because then.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Well, let me ask you, though, when when when you
hear the term white people wedding or what like, what
what's a white person wedding song?
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Like the Cubit shuffle? Let me throw the disclaimer out here.
I am fifty percent Irish, My mother is kil makes
sense honestly, Well, and I got the m chissel from
my dad who was behaving a Cuban.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Okay, well you're a mutt. You got a little bit
of everything. Yeah, the macarena like that is. But that's
interesting you say that because that's a Spanish song. How
could a Spanish song be a white person Spanish? Well, Markarna, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Yeah, I thought that was a white person singing of Spanish.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
No, it's by what's it by lost ele lost el
rios or something. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Weddings force you to dance to songs that you wouldn't
play in your car if you heard it turn on,
you would immediately change the station on certain songs that
you hear at a wedding.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
And but people are saying, come on, you gotta dance.
So I stopped being just sitting around you.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
And you're like, but my body once to dance right now,
I'm in party mode, but they're not supplying with the
ears normally make the body dance to right.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
So yeah, i'd the Cupe it shuffle. You could just
punch me in the face and Joe right. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
There's a very.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Long list of songs that I'd be happy if I
had never heard, ever, ever, ever, again, what's number one
on that list? Keep shuffles up, Cupe shuffles up there.
But you know, everybody gets into it. And the one
thing I will say is again, when you're a DJ,
nobody gives a fuck about your opinion on the music.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
You're not playing for yourself.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
You're playing for other people, and you got to realize
that that's the most important thing to understand. However, I
will say that as much as I hate songs like
the cup of Shuffle, when you watch people respond to
it in a positive way, it makes it a lot
easier to swallow.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
It makes it a lot easier to deal with.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
As much as I love DJ and a good wedding
drunk people every weekend getting old.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Yeah, what about you get free food and all that
stuff though.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Yeah, but you know, wedding food every weekend is nothing
right home about It's really not.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
It's really not. Yeah, cold mixed vegetable and.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Yeah, by the time chicken Yeah yeah yeah, chicken, baked chicken,
and like some ZD way too much fucking sauce.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
But you know, I actually this season some of the
food has surprised me. Wedding a couple of weeks ago
had Mission Barbecue. Man, you ever have that stuff? Yeah,
Mission Barbecue sponsor our podcast.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Please please somebody, it's a good shown, he said.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
I think and I'm not saying I know people, but
I'm pretty sure I know the guy who runs that.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Is that mister Mission or mister barbecue? Missus mission missus?
You tell her to call us. It's a him. He
goes by missus. What that's his first government name. His
name is missus Confused, Missus Paul. I don't know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
I don't know who is what.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
I think we should do the open Should I click
the open button?
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Episode eighteen, our guest Doug the comedian, and I'm Becker
that soul.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Let's just start the show, why not, huh?
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Miss Barbecue? Fire up for him or whatever.
Speaker 5 (12:08):
Welcome to the Blazed and Confused podcast with Becker and Joel,
The Trivia Podcast where the questions are high, and so
are they. Hats time to spuck your curiosity and light
up some knowledge though blazed and confused. Podcast starts.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Now, are you gonna like do anything with that? Or
are you just gonna look at it?
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Me? Yeah, I'm looking for a lighter right now.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
I got one. Think, I'm sorry I did bring one
just in case.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
What's that?
Speaker 4 (12:39):
But that's more for like darn trivia. It's a little
pre roll. Oh cool, there you go.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Wow, he comes very prepared, our most prepared guest thus far,
though I actually forgot.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
It was in my pockets all right now.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
And you know, it's funny every week every week I
say the same thing, are you familiar with the podcasts?
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Have you listened to the podcast? And every week the
guest says the same thing.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
No, no, I'm not gonna eaven names, but I hate
when the people go I just wanted to be fresh.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, come in clean exactly exactly.
Speaker 6 (13:08):
No.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
We we like when people come to prepare it, you know,
and we like when people bring goodies and absolutely and
Joel doesn't like very many things.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Why do you say this? I think he just took
his head. Yes, I think because you don't. You don't
like many things. What does this mean? People tell me this?
What don't I like?
Speaker 4 (13:25):
You don't like movies past an hour and a half. Wow,
he's really paid attention. And I do have a movie
that I think you'll like. Oh wow, it's a run
time of an hour and forty minutes, so you figure
ten minutes over. I think for the credits. It's a
Bill Paxson movie that he you know who Bill Packson is? Yes,
you actually brought him. I think you brought him up.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
I know, I just don't know what you look Bill
pass and walk down the street next to me, I
wouldn't know who we were talking.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Well he passed away, now I hope Yeah, Yeah, I hope,
I hope, I hope.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
I hope I got that right, because you don't want
to say somebody has passed away when they're not.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
You know what's funny, he's He was very good friends
with I believe James Cameron, who did True Lies and
The Terminator and all that, and he played a lot
of parts in those movies. He was the he is
the Terminators wearing his clothes.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Oh, wow. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
And when and when Arnold Schwarzenegger is naked and he
walks up to those guys. Yeah, yeah, he's the guy
that he doesn't kill and gives up his clothes.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
I never noticed that, not that he would ever have
any clue what we're talking about right now.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Look at him looking.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
I'm looking for an as might have to go get one.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
Where's that is that the cup that Bob was calling
a cup? Please hold.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
And we're back, and we have a toilet that is
in the shape of a trash can or a I'm sorry,
a trash can. A toilet that is in the shape
of a ashtray or vice versa? Is a visa versa
or vice versa? People say visa versa.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
I think it's vice versa. Yeah, what do people say?
But I think I do say vice versa. Question at all. Actually,
I don't think I say.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
That vice versa or vice versa.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
I'm really I'm really trying to think of something else
that I was like, what, I can't think of it.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
I've been told that I don't know how to I'm
very bad at ashing and joint because I agree, yeah,
because when I asked it, it falls apart I don't
tap it, I like touch it and put it between
your fingers and yeah, all right, go ahead, all right, yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
The comedian against jokes. I don't tap it, I touch it.
Stand by that. That's all I need. I just need
to touch it once.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Well, man, we don't have to explain any of the
show to you, which is pretty awesome. We're going to
start with ten rapid round questions. Uh do you get
sixty seconds to answer those? And then we have questions
for each other, and then you can be one of
our lifelines. You want to start this show, Yeah, let's
do it. And you go to a lot of trivia events.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Well, and that was easy for you.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
There was the one the one woman got she did
it within the sixty seconds, yes, and I think she
got one wrong. I think it was And I was like,
I really hope I do that. Well, and then I'm like,
you're gonna fucking bomb.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
All right, let's do it. Let's do it. Okay, here
we go.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
The game begins into three cook good, look good, he's
dropping ash and ash on my crotch.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Go ahead, it's not your crotch, it's my floor. Sorry
he hit my crotch. Ferst All right. What's the name
of Batman's butler, Alfred? Got it? What is the chemical
symbol for oxygen? Oh? Got it? What bird can mimic
sounds including human speech?
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Mocking bird? How many sides does a hexagon have?
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Six? What color do you get when you mix red
and white? Pink?
Speaker 2 (16:48):
What is the square root of sixty four eight? What
state is nicknamed the natural state?
Speaker 4 (16:54):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (16:54):
You guys asked this.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
You can pass it if you want to pass Who
was a larger? Who was the president during the Civil War? Lincoln?
Speaker 1 (17:02):
What cereal mascot says they're great? Tony the Tiger? Got it?
Speaker 3 (17:06):
What's the capital of Thailand Beijing? No, let's go back
to the other one.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Yeah. Which state is nicknamed the natural state? Washington?
Speaker 2 (17:17):
No?
Speaker 1 (17:17):
What's the capital of Thailand? Bangkok? Yeah? That one man? Yeah,
I got one wrong. Yeah, dude, he's very cook. He's
snuck in Bangkok right at the end there. Wow, you
remember that song one night in Bangkok?
Speaker 4 (17:34):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Yeah? Remember who's by pop? Quiz? No? I have no
idea very Head? What a name?
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Don't you wish your name was very Head? Dude, I
swear to God that's his name.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Look it up.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
How was it a bike ride yesterday and I was
we went to uh a graveyard and I stopped by
my uncle's grave, right, and there was somebody next to him, Nate,
with the last name Blow.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
And I just thought it was Wow. Was the first name? Joe?
Speaker 2 (18:01):
I think it was Thomas Tommy Blow?
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Oh t Blow, Rest in peace. Anyway. He got most
of those except for the uh what was it? Which?
Speaker 5 (18:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Which state is nicknamed the National Arkansas? Oh? I never
knew that.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
See these questions, it can be easy, they can be difficult.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Yeah, that was fun. Yeah, he did a really good jar.
Where did you come up with that ship? Batman's boat, Alfred?
Do people know that?
Speaker 5 (18:29):
Yeah? I do?
Speaker 2 (18:31):
See, I don't know. I don't Yeah you did, I
don't know. I think Batman, I think like the Dark
Knight back Man. Yeah, he was still offered in that though,
was he I don't know.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Was he either that? I don't remember that. We're going
to change this up.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
It's played by Michael Caine, right, yeah, yeah, you'll got them.
Which his name, if you say it a weird way,
is like Michael Caine, Michael Mike Cocaine.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Oh, yeah, I never heard that. I don't know why
I just said that.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
But anyway, believe you questioned six the square root of
six eight?
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Yeah? How do people know the square roots? You just ama?
You just go what number this is? How I do it?
What number can you put? I guess four? I guess?
How come not?
Speaker 4 (19:11):
No?
Speaker 1 (19:11):
It has to be divisible by one or something. I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Maybe I'm just like, it's whatever number time. It's times itself.
So a number of times itself is that? But I'm
very I'm more confused now than before. I ask the
question between YouTube.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Thank you. My brain just saw it.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
That's the square root of sixty four? Eight times eight
is sixty four? Did I get all those under the
sixty seconds?
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Yeah, so I did just as good as her. Yeah,
pretty much got under the sixty seconds. And I was
bullshitting in the beginning because yeah, drop it ash.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
On my floor.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
I crouched than the floor. All Right, I'm more worried
about one thing than the other, that my floor.
Speaker 7 (19:46):
Okay, now you're about to learn absolutely nothing.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
Go blazed and Confused podcast.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
You want me to ask her? You want me to
answer first, all right, I'll ask first. How about that? Okay?
Question number one? All right? I love these acronyms. Are
you good at acronyms? I yeah, and I always. I
can't believe.
Speaker 4 (20:12):
I just saw live the moan he gave every time
you say acronyms, oh, every time I say anything. Really,
he's like, no, when every time you say we're gonna
try acronyms, oh god, And I saw it live.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
That was amazing. He's picking you apart right now.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
Yeah, you're welcome, Like, will play my ears for like
however long the pot split that between two days?
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Yeah, I love that acronyms. What does SPF and sunscreen
stand for? Like SPF five, ten, four twenty geez?
Speaker 2 (20:49):
I really don't know, but immediately I think what comes
to mind right away is sun protection formula.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
Now, keep in mind, Doug is available for a lifeline,
but I don't want to blow it on the first one,
though sometimes you do.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
And you know, you tell me on the horse, you
tell me that I should not go with sun protection
formula sun protection?
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Work it out, sun protection? What not formula sun protection? Uh?
You know what it is? Dog film.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
I don't want to. I don't want to coherse him no,
yes or no? This is he doesn't know what that
means I know what co hurts me. I'm a lifeline
that's just off camera.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
All right. If you need me, I get a little
little box. What does s p F and sunscreen stand for?
Speaker 2 (21:43):
I really don't want to blow my first the lifeline
on the first question, but I feel like if he
knows it, then I might have to because that's what
I'm going.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
To get it wrong. All right, what is it? I
have no idea.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
I still didn't blow give an answer, so I guess
you still can try it.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Okay, Yeah, we really did specify the rules. You know.
That was a tough question out the gate man. No
sun protection.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Formula film film? Why does film like keep some sun protection?
It's not a film? Okay, all right, I'll be there
sun protection formula.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
I'm gonna go with formula.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
All right.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
You are right.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
It stands for sun Protection Factor Factory.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Fact of like twenty or fifty or something.
Speaker 5 (22:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
Yeah, that makes sense now that I know it. It
makes a lot of sense. When you go to the beach,
do you wear that stuff?
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:48):
I really should be wearing like SPI fucking one hundred
because I look like Casper the Ghost. But when I
go to the beach, This is the first. This is
the first summer in a long time that I had
no time to go to the beach. You were working,
you were grinding. I didn't go to the beach at
all this summer. I'm gonna have to go to the
beach in November when nobody's there, which honestly sounds kind
of nice, sounds good. I like that, Yeah, because I
don't swim anyway. I just want to like go to
(23:10):
the beach and be like, oh sweet, I'm at the beach.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Let's go home. Yeah, get to do your social media purposes,
and then you leave.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Yeah, take a picture I'm at the beach, and then
you post it in the car on the way home, you.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
See, Yeah, for three hours of driving one way.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
I'm telling you, I want a job where I just
drive around and listen to my ship all day long.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Listen to your ship, listen to my music. Oh your music. Yeah.
Like I would love to just drive.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
To the beach, take a picture, and come home because
I love being in the car. I mean, like, I
really don't enjoy driving. But at the end of the day,
I do enjoy being car.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
I do.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
I like passaging, I do. But if I have to drive.
I am passenger.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
I like, I like. I probably am not either, but
I like it.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
It's very comfortable, so much so that anytime there's like
a footprint on my door, people know it's.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Him because he takes his shoes off. No, I don't
take my shoes off. This you do. I do not. Yes,
you you take your shoes off in his car. I
do where you're but Birkin Sacks is different.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
Though your feet do not. You're not saying I have
not you, so you have done it at least once.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
I mean I don't remember, but you do you think
it's possible that you did? Maybe?
Speaker 2 (24:16):
As next question question too hates being wrong all right lyrics,
Oh god, I got the beck one wrong last week.
I'm gonna read these in a way so it doesn't
give it away. I have to figure all right.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Here we go, hugging and kissing, dancing and loving, wearing
next to nothing because it's hot as an oven.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Love shack ah fuck, yeah, damn it.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
That Jimmy is when everybody move it around and around around.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Got that one right?
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Not only did I get it right, I got it
very right. I got it very right, very fast, very fast.
I love that song. I love to be fifty. It's
just it's about to set sick. Question three, all.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
Right, traditions, What major sporting event is traditionally held every
Memorial Day weekend? What major sporting event is traditionally held
every Memorial Day weekend?
Speaker 1 (25:22):
All right?
Speaker 2 (25:25):
So a couple contenders share in my brain, Kentucky Derby
might be that, right?
Speaker 1 (25:32):
How you feeling over there? Can I say what I
think it is?
Speaker 4 (25:35):
Now? No, just wondering if I don't know specifically, but
I do have an idea.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
That's one of them.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
And then there's about the another one, the Indianapolis five hundred?
Is that what they call it in five hundred?
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Could be? Is it Indianapolis five hundred? Fucking smirked? Is that?
Speaker 5 (25:52):
Why?
Speaker 1 (25:52):
You? You get it right? That?
Speaker 2 (25:58):
I believe you the Indy five hundre right? You your
way into that one, Thank you very much. I didn't
think you'd ever get that. That seems like a sport.
I mean, we went to the NASCAR race, guy switched.
I'll admit leading up to that, I was like, I
was not a NASCAR hater, but more so a doubter.
It doesn't look like fun to sit there and watch
(26:20):
cars go around in circles all day.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
It was pretty cool. I'll take some of that. It
was fun.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Plus we had can you like ash this before you
hand it to I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
I don't have an ashtray over here? You have it
for I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You're right, I'm so sorry.
I was trying to be careful.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Sorry, buddy, how angry he gets?
Speaker 1 (26:43):
He snaps. He's snappy, isn't he? But then he pulls
himself back. Yeah, he's like, what the I didn't mean
to you know? Thanks for good content?
Speaker 3 (26:54):
Yeah yeah, yeah, great at my expense. Anyway, let's step
on him and then move on.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
Question for twenty What what bird can't move their eyeballs?
Speaker 2 (27:11):
What?
Speaker 1 (27:12):
What bird? I can't move their eyeballs?
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Oh, if my lifeline knows this, I'll take my lifeline's
opinion into account.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
What do you think?
Speaker 4 (27:21):
It's the last question too, So I had a very
strong guess on this one, very strong. I haven't been
I haven't been completely sure on any of these questions,
but this one, this one, just my brain is thinking
what bird would be able to? What bird would have
(27:42):
doesn't need to move their eyes? I guess that's move
its eyes or never closes its eyes can't move, yeah,
can't move its eyes. Yeah, so I'm thinking, like my head,
what bird doesn't need to actually move its eyes because
its head can probably move all those different ways.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Now you're giving them hints, all right? It was just
give me the fucking answer. Oh you're going to your lifeline?
Speaker 5 (28:05):
All right?
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Yeah? Is it an owl? Absolutely? Who does instead of
moving there?
Speaker 4 (28:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:13):
I remember you thought it was cucko.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
That's how you make me feel.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
Instead of moving their eyes, owls have to turn their
entire head. They can look in like a I think
it's two hundred and seventy degrees almost, it's almost all
the way around. So, and they have really good sight.
I'm sorry, they have really good vision in general. But
they also have really good hearing. But they can't move
their eyeballs. There's just fixed like that, you know. Silliness.
(28:41):
Owls are cool. Yeah, they are pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Yeah. I've ever seen one like in a person? Yeah,
of course?
Speaker 4 (28:45):
Really?
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Yeah, haven't you meet one? I never seen him in
the wild. Yeah, maybe I am.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
I feel like there used to be an owl that
used to sit at my parents' house growing up, or
does that sound wrong?
Speaker 1 (28:57):
There's owls around here right, Yeah for sure? Yeah, did
its eyes move? I don't know. I never got up
close to it to look. I don't think I believe you.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
They're quiet as fuck, Like they can fly and make
no noise because they, you know, nocturnal, So they got
to catch like mice and they will swoop in and
the mouse won't even hear it. They've done like tests
of different now like really, fuck you up, I don't know,
I mean, not a human. They can give you a
good scratch, right a fucking all right? We should like
(29:27):
team up with the zoo and have some animals on
the one time.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
You know, that'd be fun.
Speaker 4 (29:30):
Yeah, picture a hawk like doing those hawks that like
shoot their body like when they when they dart down.
One of those things are this like they're gigantic, like
running at full speed into you.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
I should have break bones. It's a little crazy. Maybe
we're not gonna have this.
Speaker 4 (29:46):
We're thinking just we're thinking just the claws like going
in the eyes and the beak and the eyes, but
just that full speed coming at you one hundred and
eight miles per hour of a forty five pound.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Bird just gonna be the last show? Do it?
Speaker 7 (30:01):
Sounds like trivia man, it's like the universe asking us questions,
you know, yeah, the Blazing Confused podcast.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Yeah, I'm gonna start with the current events question here,
and I'm gonna like bet that you're not gonna get
this correct.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
But that's fine, Okay, it's all right, thanks this. I
just want to talk about it, okay. Question number one.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Yeah, you're definitely gonna get this wrong because I need
an exact answer, all right, all right, So, Darth Vader's
iconic lightsaber from Star Wars one up on the auction
block recently. How much did it sell for? We're recording
this episode on Sunday, September fourteenth. This happened in the past,
like two weeks.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
I want to say say it again.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Darth Vader's iconic lightsaber from Star Wars one up on
the auction block recently.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
How much did it sell for?
Speaker 2 (30:55):
I don't I don't think it was in the millions.
Have you heard about this news?
Speaker 1 (31:02):
I have heard about it. I heard about it.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
I don't think I know the number, but I'm like
fifteen percent. I'm going to say, I don't think it's
in the millions.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
I'm gonna say like five hundred thousand dollars, five hundred
thousand dollars. It's like an iconic thing, though I don't
think it's in the millions though. Seven hundred and fifty
thousand dollars. That's my guess.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Okay, it's your final answer.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
I guess thirty million, three point sixty five jeez.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Well, and sixty five million.
Speaker 4 (31:35):
Actually, I didn't know if it was thirty million or
three hundred million, but any damn you knew there was
a three in there. Shore I thought it was like
one million, three dollars three point sixty five million dollars
for a.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Fucking stick that likes up. Jeez, I've never seen Star
Wars ever. What kind of nerd bought that? You're really
like a.
Speaker 4 (31:54):
Super hard like like only they're going to look at it, true,
you like, and if anybody comes over, they're gonna look
at him like, what the what?
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Yeah? What is that? Oh? That's just Darth Vader's light saber.
I know, right.
Speaker 4 (32:12):
Yeah, Now you want to have sex, I'll show you that,
and of course the bedroom question too.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
All right, sports babe Ruth wore what number for the
New York Yankees.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
Well, our guest today is wearing a New York Yankees
cap all right, so I even realized that I change
a question.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
But does that mean he knows it? Though?
Speaker 3 (32:39):
However, I'm concerned that he may not know the answer,
you know what.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
That's just like because he knows he's wearing the hat.
He's like.
Speaker 4 (32:44):
Now I'm gonna go like, no, wonder, yeah, of course,
thank you. Yeah. Uh, I'm mixing. I'm pretty sure I
know Mickey mantles, but now I'm confusing.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
If it's babe roots, is it two digits? Do you
think I think it's one digit? Yeah? Oh maybe not.
Speaker 5 (33:05):
I know.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
I'm I'm lost. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (33:07):
I'm just saying I don't know because everything else I
say makes me look more dumb.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Okay, I'm not going with my lifeline for this one.
I wouldn't either.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
I'm gonna guess thirty three, thirty three finally he said
thirty three, hold on five shit, thirty three twenty three
final answer. It's something three, just the way he said it.
Thirty three, mm twenty three?
Speaker 4 (33:35):
Fuck?
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Come on, you know what the answer is? What three?
Question three? What president is on a fifty dollars bill?
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Oh man?
Speaker 1 (33:53):
What president is on a fifty dollars bill?
Speaker 3 (33:56):
I'm gonna have to go to my lifeline for this one.
I think I think it's a grand grant, right your
listenes asked grant.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Very good, guys, yes, very good. I'm really bad with
who's on what coin or coin?
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Dollar a living like a lot of them either, I know,
like do you know, like like five is Lincoln?
Speaker 1 (34:16):
Right?
Speaker 2 (34:16):
So dollar bill is George Washington, five dollars Lincoln, ten
dollars is who?
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Uh? I don't know.
Speaker 5 (34:27):
If you're lost, they probably are too, they'll Blazed and
Confused podcast.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
All right, So I got one more question for you. Okay,
question four?
Speaker 2 (34:37):
All right, so cast and call, I'm gonna give you
three names. You tell me what movie it is John Candy,
Catherine O'Hara, Joe Peshy Home Alone.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Okay, yeah, boy, I knew, I knew it was gonna
be way too easy.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
Big John Candy fan. Yeah, you know, although he wasn't
around very long.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
Yeah. Oh, how hilarious. I asked that question.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
At my trivia night last week, and people sat there
and were super super super stumped on that question.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Really yeah, wow.
Speaker 5 (35:11):
When you're about to learn absolutely nothing. Blazed and Confused Podcast.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
Doug, I do got to ask you, like, have you
ever done anything with those vocal cords of gold?
Speaker 4 (35:21):
You got, the voice, you got the pipe was open
to do anything like that anytime. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Good, I'm gonna put you on the spot. We're going
to have you read some movie trip okay, all right, right,
good friend Ai Andrew prepared some movie scripts. Okay, there's
a there's two. One of them is Planet Earth, but
like stoner version of Planet Earth. You want to read
that one first. And I have the music too. Oh
(35:47):
you have music for this?
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Have music too.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
I didn't know that part. You actually came prepared today.
This is great. I feel like we're both contributing now
for once.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
That's it. I'm never doing anything ever again.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
All right, So anyway, I'll give you second to read
that over, give you a second to look over it
and get it, and then we're gonna put you on
the spot.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
We're gonna see how you read it.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Is this a little thirty second trial?
Speaker 1 (36:10):
I don't know. It's however long you want it to be, all.
Speaker 4 (36:12):
Right, and it's it's like I can say this is
an action or like a love drama. You could say,
however the hell you want. What's the funniest way to
say these. All right, let's go, let's you're ready for
You're ready for the music? Okay? And three two? What
(36:35):
this is Planet Earth? But you've never seen it like
this before. Nature's most majestic creatures all just kind of chilling.
The cheetah takes a nap, the lion takes a nap.
The sloth takes a really long nap. Not rated by
a man who is definitely not sober. This is the
(36:57):
true story of nature at half speed stone Planet Earth
coming to streaming whenever we get around to it. God,
so good, well done?
Speaker 2 (37:14):
Yea more did you feel with the music? Like, were
you playing off the music when you were reading that?
Speaker 1 (37:20):
Yeah? Yeah, awesome, I love that was perfect?
Speaker 2 (37:26):
And uh this one is about dude that doesn't know
what he wants to eat. Oh all right, okay, Oh no,
I've been there, I've been there, you know. Yeah, you
just got to scroll door dash until you find what
you want. DoorDash, you could sponsor?
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Please? What are you doing? And thank you?
Speaker 6 (37:45):
In a world full of choices, one man faces his
deadliest challenge yet, choosing where to eat. He's seen every menu,
scrolled every delivery app, and still can't decide between tacos
(38:09):
or breakfast at seven pm. This fall witnessed the ultimate showdown,
the never ending game of I Don't Care you pick
Coming soon, dinner, Indecision, the Final battle.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
Man. Fantastic, tremendous work.
Speaker 3 (38:30):
Dude, what we're just gonna say, Oh, we should have
him record something for the Monkey minute. We need like
some like an intro for the monkey minute. Would you
be down for that?
Speaker 1 (38:37):
Absolutely, let's record it right now.
Speaker 3 (38:39):
How about how about we both go it's time for
at the same time. We'll say that and then he says, okay,
and some kind of different give different takes, different one.
All right, here we go in three two one, It's
time for.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
The monkey minute. Keep doing it. Yeah, it's time for
the unchie minute. It's time for wait, oh, the monchy minute.
Speaker 4 (39:07):
Is it the munchy minute or the yeah one?
Speaker 2 (39:14):
Ready, it's time for monkey day one of those at work.
Thanks man, We appreciate that it's time for Can we
use that with your permission?
Speaker 1 (39:32):
Oh? Dude, yeah, absolutely so are we eating snacks or
your snacks?
Speaker 3 (39:36):
Well, I'll just present all the snacks all right, all right,
but Doug like listens to this show, so he actually
listened to our one request that you know, maybe our
guest should bring snacks, and he did. He provided me
with some goldfish and Joel, what did you get? Oh
the wahwah sugar cookies. I was at a party before
I came here. Rick Hewitt wanted me to give you
(39:57):
these oreos. A bunch of oreos. This is so funny.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
So our friend Rick Hewitt, who's also a faithful listener
of the podcast, always seems to get these expired snacks
and he brings them to these parties.
Speaker 3 (40:09):
He goes to the farmers Market grocery store, which everything's
like either already open on the shelf, you know and
like falling out of the packaging, or it's just about
to be expired.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Just secondhand snacks.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
A twelve pack of oreos that expired four days ago.
Speaker 4 (40:25):
So wait, when were they ready? I feel like those
last years, know, probably four years.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
These lays salt and vinegar chips expired over a month ago. Yeah,
so I won't be eating those.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
That's uh.
Speaker 4 (40:39):
You give us some pork grinds, oh man, I hope
those are in season.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
I'm not going to eat this expired snacks, I know,
but you might eat them. He eat that shit. He
showed up with a crate of them. I'm sure he did,
he always does. Where are they're coming from? What's going on?
Speaker 2 (40:54):
Literally the farmers market in a town that's called quicker Town.
I don't want to get the name of the business away.
I got you, I got you.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
But he gets them from the grocery store there and
again everything there.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
Is the farmer's market in a town called Quakertown that
you don't want to get away. I was working around.
Could it be the Quakertown market? Snacks that were awesome?
Doud was awesome. He's media so much fun.
Speaker 3 (41:18):
Man, are you doing any shows coming up soon?
Speaker 1 (41:21):
I got one crap I.
Speaker 4 (41:23):
Hadn't written down. Sorry, But September twenty seventh at Ink. Well,
it's actually like a bucket. It's something I've never done before.
But it's the audience writes subjects on a piece of
paper and puts in a bucket. This guy you pull
the bucket and make jokes about it. And I'm nervous
about it because I can't write for it.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
Oh gotcha. But yeah, whole concept though, Yeah, I'm looking
forward to doing it. But on the fly.
Speaker 4 (41:47):
Yeah, But that's September twenty seventh at Inkwell And which
is a great venue in Allentown on Hamilton, like eleventh
or something like that.
Speaker 1 (41:59):
And there's another one.
Speaker 4 (42:00):
I have to do an over fifty five place that
I've never I've never done that before.
Speaker 1 (42:05):
I'm gonna be fifty this year. I can be.
Speaker 4 (42:07):
There in five years like this. These aren't senile people,
you know what I mean. I was like, OK, I
mean I could, Yeah, you know you can relate to
them enough, I think you. Yeah, I'm gonna have to,
like five years, I'm gonna have to relate to them,
so I should start now. I get a little ahead
of myself. But yeah, that is uh in November. But
if you just go to Doug mckiseel on Instagram and
(42:29):
Facebook and all that, I usually I post everything that
I'm doing all the time.
Speaker 3 (42:32):
So super funny and we are so happy you joined
us here tonight episode eighteen of The Blaze That Confused podcast,
which is sponsored by Enter Business.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
Here. I'm Becker, that's Joel. Have a good night, Bye bye.
Speaker 5 (42:45):
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Speaker 2 (00:02):
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Speaker 1 (00:08):
Man. I've had a week, I tell you all right.
So you ever run out of gas? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:13):
I ran out one time and I went to wah wah,
and I didn't have any money, and I was asking
for you know, people for money to help me out
because I left my wallet at home and my phone.
And you told me if you experienced somebody like that
in public, that you wouldn't help them out.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I kind of hold that against you.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Ah wait, I forget this story. We were good friends.
I got tell me the story again. So I ran
out of gas, literally I had. I got in my
car to go to work the one day, and as
I was getting to the gas station, my car ran
out of gas, like literally, like that was it?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Were you going there to get gas?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
I was going there to get gas on the way
to work. Well, then how are you going to pay
for it? I forgot my phone, So I went around
and you know, you look at me. I don't look troublesome.
I look like the least threatening guy you've ever met
in your life. I went up to several people, and
nobody would help me out with like a buck just
to get home. I said, I'll venmo you as soon
(01:04):
as I get home. You can follow me to my house.
I live right down the street. And no one helped
me out any more? Are weird these days? You can't
trust anybody?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yeah? I know, So what happened? No one helped me?
So what happened?
Speaker 4 (01:17):
What you do?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
I had to walk home and I left my car there.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
I walked home, got my freaking wallet and my phone
and went back and I got gas.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Wait a second, so you ran out of gas on
the way to the gas station. I literally knew I
had to get the gas station.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
You know how it says on your your gas tank,
like you know how many miles you have till empty? Yea,
yea yeah yeah, I had like one okay right, It
was enough to start the car and get down the
road and that was it. Am, I ran out of
gas and no one helped me. That's like shooting your
pants right before the toilet. Yeah. Has that happened to you, Joel?
I feel like it has. I feel like my pants
(01:51):
before the toilet before. No comment, like you gotta come
it well?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Gas?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
But anyway, shit gas. Speaking of gas ship, is where
we're going to talk about today.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Great.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
No, So I DJ'd a fantastic wedding last weekend. I
had Friday, Saturday, Sunday weddings. I DJed fantastic weddings. Boom
boom boom, three in a row. Well, Sunday here I am.
I'm exhausted. I had a wedding that was like an
hour hour and a half away, right, So after DJing
all weekend, I'm fried. I'm exhausted. It's like midnight. I'm
driving home. I'm driving home, me and my assistant.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Here we are. We're going down the road.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
And I did notice that, again, i'd drive fast all
the time, but I did notice that the Jeep.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I drive a Jeep Wrangler.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I did notice that it was a little shaky, a
little bit.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Like I was, you know, I was driving like a
hundred giving you a warning sign.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
I was driving like one hundred miles an hour in
the left lane initially, And I did feel it just
felt strange, right, It felt a little weird. And so
when we're like maybe I don't know, fifteen ten to
fifteen minutes from home, the light goes on and says,
you know, low fuel or whatever. But it was already
like too low to be able to tell me how
(03:00):
many miles I had until it.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Was fully three lines. Yeah, it just said low.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
It was like good luck in the next ten to
twelve minutes.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
It just said low.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
But I also looked on the GPS and I was
literally like, again, twelve minutes from home.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
So I thought, fuck it, I'm not gonna like get
and brock.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
My assistant was like, dude, just pull off now, because
like for our local listeners, we were right at four
twelve right there, and he goes, oh, there's a seven
to eleven, there's a why like, there's there's gas stations
right there.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Just pull off quick. And I was like, no, dude,
we'll be home. It'll be fine.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
And then then as I say, as I'm saying to him,
I said, do you ever run out of guests? I
always wondered what happens? Does your car just like stop? Well,
wouldn't you fucking know? The car just stopped. As I
was saying that, I like, jinks did Yeah, I said,
and I quote, I always wondered what happened when?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
And didn't I ask you?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
I'm like, didn't you get the Wrangler four by e,
which means that you're supposed to have a supply of
electric And what did you say.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I haven't charged that thing in like months.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Why spend the extra money for the E and the
four by e if you're not gonna use the E?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
I know it's it's been a lot harderr e. There's
been a lot of learning experiences as of recently.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Again, as I was saying, gee, I wonder what happens,
what do you run out of the guest Well, now
I know, at least with my car, it just says
shift to park and it starts blinking.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
That's what happens. So I made it.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
I mean, I made it to the side of the road.
I pulled over and then I like call my BROC
is like, well, what are we gonna do? And he goes, well,
I said, well, I'm gonna call my dad and he's
gonna yell at me and get ready for this.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
So sure enough, I call.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
He doesn't answer, So I call my mother and then
my mother goes, I'm gonna put your.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Father on and I hear him say in the background,
I don't want to talk to him.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
I don't know, I don't want to talk to him,
and uh, he's like you know, that's why they call
it the fucking idiot.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Like you idiot. So but they were able to let
me use their triple A.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
And after waiting like another hour, the dude showed up
at like one thirty in the morning to come give
me a bummer a little bit of gas.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Wait, there was no like within walking distance the guys.
I guess I could have walked.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
I mean, honestly, looking back at it now, why didn't
I just get an uber?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Why didn't I just order an uber to a gas station?
Speaker 2 (05:07):
But then the other thing though, when you get to
the gas station, did they have the cans there?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
A lot of times?
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Yeah, they have little ones. It's like a gallon, gallon
and a half.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Enough to get you to, you know, a gas station.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
That's probably what I would do next time. Yeah, but
next time, next time. Geezl plugged in right now? Or no,
I bet it's not. Anyway, it's up, but you're e
man is promise I got dysfunction? Don't they make pills
for them?
Speaker 3 (05:39):
But we are joined today by our special guest and
comedian Doug mckhissel.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Everybody mhissel. That's just fun to say. That's a great name. Yeah,
I like it.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
That's a real name, right, No, no, yes, there was
a clan of mhissels retreating from battle all over Island
and I'm the lineage of it. No, it's my real
last name is Mcarus, and I don't mind. There's nothing
of mine you can steal. So yeah, yeah, Doug Mcarris.
But I came up with the name because when Facebook started,
(06:10):
I didn't want my boss being able to find me,
and I just interesting as creative as it was, I
just said I'll put hissel.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
And then I started doing comedy like shortly after that,
and I did an open mic at brew Works and
then that's where I met Tyler Rothrock and he said,
there's another open mic and my buddy Randy's Randy Tungue
is going to be hosting it. Just hit him up
and you know, tell him to put your name on
(06:40):
a list, and I did, and when I got there,
he goes, so what am I putting? Am I putting
Doug mckhizl? And I was like, at the time, I
was like my second time ever doing an open mic.
I was just thinking about that. Yeah, I was like, yeah,
go ahead, and then that just stuck. Yeah, I love it.
How many years now you've been doing comedy.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Fifteen years now? Yeah? Cool?
Speaker 4 (06:58):
It is funny. When I got married the second time,
this one guy Ki, Yeah, well we got checks and
there our cards that said you know Doug. Yeah really yeah.
We were like how do we catch these? Uh? But
there was this one guy who I hung out with
a lot at the bar, right and uh after our wedding,
(07:20):
I guess he saw all the photos and all that,
and we had gone on our honeymoon immediately after. So
a week later, I'm back at the bar and he's like,
he's like, hey, man, how come you to invite me
to your wedding? And I said, what's my last name?
And he goes mc kissel. I said, that's why I said,
you don't even know mine. I don't even know your
last name. Everything I said, do you know how much
it is a plate? Like I don't know you dude,
(07:41):
Like when I've never even seen you at the at
the shopping you know, I've never seen you anywhere but
inside these walls of this bar.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Speaking of weddings, you said you came from a wedding
last night. You we had a wedding, right, Yeah, yeah, yeah, now,
beautiful wedding, you said. However, you gotta admit I mean,
I'm DJ weddings every weekend. It's a fantastic place to
people watch. I love nothing more than to just stand
there and look at people anywhere, and a wedding is
a great place to do it.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
And I did do that.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
My wife actually caught me doing that at one point
because I was laughing by myself and and she said,
what are you laughing at?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Now?
Speaker 4 (08:17):
My wife is white, right, And there was only white
people at this wedding, and very good friends of ours,
one of my wife's childhood friends, and now there are neighbors,
so we're pretty close with them.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
And there was.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
One guy who was I couldn't stop laughing because I'm like,
that guy's making me think of him as a stereotype
because of the way he was. It was so horrible,
but he was having so much fun, and I really
loved it for that. But it was such the most nerdiest,
like corny dancing in the world.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
You're there, You're like these fucking white people, and that
was the thing.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
I'm like, they're forcing me to think this right now,
and the kind of like move around I didn't want
to just stand in the corner because then.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Well, let me ask you, though, when when when you
hear the term white people wedding or what like, what
what's a white person wedding song?
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Like the Cubit shuffle? Let me throw the disclaimer out here.
I am fifty percent Irish, My mother is kil makes
sense honestly, Well, and I got the m chissel from
my dad who was behaving a Cuban.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Okay, well you're a mutt. You got a little bit
of everything. Yeah, the macarena like that is. But that's
interesting you say that because that's a Spanish song. How
could a Spanish song be a white person Spanish? Well, Markarna, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Yeah, I thought that was a white person singing of Spanish.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
No, it's by what's it by lost ele lost el
rios or something. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Weddings force you to dance to songs that you wouldn't
play in your car if you heard it turn on,
you would immediately change the station on certain songs that
you hear at a wedding.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
And but people are saying, come on, you gotta dance.
So I stopped being just sitting around you.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
And you're like, but my body once to dance right now,
I'm in party mode, but they're not supplying with the
ears normally make the body dance to right.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
So yeah, i'd the Cupe it shuffle. You could just
punch me in the face and Joe right. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
There's a very.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Long list of songs that I'd be happy if I
had never heard, ever, ever, ever, again, what's number one
on that list? Keep shuffles up, Cupe shuffles up there.
But you know, everybody gets into it. And the one
thing I will say is again, when you're a DJ,
nobody gives a fuck about your opinion on the music.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
You're not playing for yourself.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
You're playing for other people, and you got to realize
that that's the most important thing to understand. However, I
will say that as much as I hate songs like
the cup of Shuffle, when you watch people respond to
it in a positive way, it makes it a lot
easier to swallow.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
It makes it a lot easier to deal with.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
As much as I love DJ and a good wedding
drunk people every weekend getting old.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Yeah, what about you get free food and all that
stuff though.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Yeah, but you know, wedding food every weekend is nothing
right home about It's really not.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
It's really not. Yeah, cold mixed vegetable and.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Yeah, by the time chicken Yeah yeah yeah, chicken, baked chicken,
and like some ZD way too much fucking sauce.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
But you know, I actually this season some of the
food has surprised me. Wedding a couple of weeks ago
had Mission Barbecue. Man, you ever have that stuff? Yeah,
Mission Barbecue sponsor our podcast.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Please please somebody, it's a good shown, he said.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
I think and I'm not saying I know people, but
I'm pretty sure I know the guy who runs that.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Is that mister Mission or mister barbecue? Missus mission missus?
You tell her to call us. It's a him. He
goes by missus. What that's his first government name. His
name is missus Confused, Missus Paul. I don't know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
I don't know who is what.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
I think we should do the open Should I click
the open button?
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Episode eighteen, our guest Doug the comedian, and I'm Becker
that soul.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Let's just start the show, why not, huh?
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Miss Barbecue? Fire up for him or whatever.
Speaker 5 (12:08):
Welcome to the Blazed and Confused podcast with Becker and Joel,
The Trivia Podcast where the questions are high, and so
are they. Hats time to spuck your curiosity and light
up some knowledge though blazed and confused. Podcast starts.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Now, are you gonna like do anything with that? Or
are you just gonna look at it?
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Me? Yeah, I'm looking for a lighter right now.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
I got one. Think, I'm sorry I did bring one
just in case.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
What's that?
Speaker 4 (12:39):
But that's more for like darn trivia. It's a little
pre roll. Oh cool, there you go.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Wow, he comes very prepared, our most prepared guest thus far,
though I actually forgot.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
It was in my pockets all right now.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
And you know, it's funny every week every week I
say the same thing, are you familiar with the podcasts?
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Have you listened to the podcast? And every week the
guest says the same thing.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
No, no, I'm not gonna eaven names, but I hate
when the people go I just wanted to be fresh.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, come in clean exactly exactly.
Speaker 6 (13:08):
No.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
We we like when people come to prepare it, you know,
and we like when people bring goodies and absolutely and
Joel doesn't like very many things.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Why do you say this? I think he just took
his head. Yes, I think because you don't. You don't
like many things. What does this mean? People tell me this?
What don't I like?
Speaker 4 (13:25):
You don't like movies past an hour and a half. Wow,
he's really paid attention. And I do have a movie
that I think you'll like. Oh wow, it's a run
time of an hour and forty minutes, so you figure
ten minutes over. I think for the credits. It's a
Bill Paxson movie that he you know who Bill Packson is? Yes,
you actually brought him. I think you brought him up.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
I know, I just don't know what you look Bill
pass and walk down the street next to me, I
wouldn't know who we were talking.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Well he passed away, now I hope Yeah, Yeah, I hope,
I hope, I hope.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
I hope I got that right, because you don't want
to say somebody has passed away when they're not.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
You know what's funny, he's He was very good friends
with I believe James Cameron, who did True Lies and
The Terminator and all that, and he played a lot
of parts in those movies. He was the he is
the Terminators wearing his clothes.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Oh, wow. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
And when and when Arnold Schwarzenegger is naked and he
walks up to those guys. Yeah, yeah, he's the guy
that he doesn't kill and gives up his clothes.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
I never noticed that, not that he would ever have
any clue what we're talking about right now.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Look at him looking.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
I'm looking for an as might have to go get one.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
Where's that is that the cup that Bob was calling
a cup? Please hold.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
And we're back, and we have a toilet that is
in the shape of a trash can or a I'm sorry,
a trash can. A toilet that is in the shape
of a ashtray or vice versa? Is a visa versa
or vice versa? People say visa versa.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
I think it's vice versa. Yeah, what do people say?
But I think I do say vice versa. Question at all. Actually,
I don't think I say.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
That vice versa or vice versa.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
I'm really I'm really trying to think of something else
that I was like, what, I can't think of it.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
I've been told that I don't know how to I'm
very bad at ashing and joint because I agree, yeah,
because when I asked it, it falls apart I don't
tap it, I like touch it and put it between
your fingers and yeah, all right, go ahead, all right, yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
The comedian against jokes. I don't tap it, I touch it.
Stand by that. That's all I need. I just need
to touch it once.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Well, man, we don't have to explain any of the
show to you, which is pretty awesome. We're going to
start with ten rapid round questions. Uh do you get
sixty seconds to answer those? And then we have questions
for each other, and then you can be one of
our lifelines. You want to start this show, Yeah, let's
do it. And you go to a lot of trivia events.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Well, and that was easy for you.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
There was the one the one woman got she did
it within the sixty seconds, yes, and I think she
got one wrong. I think it was And I was like,
I really hope I do that. Well, and then I'm like,
you're gonna fucking bomb.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
All right, let's do it. Let's do it. Okay, here
we go.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
The game begins into three cook good, look good, he's
dropping ash and ash on my crotch.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Go ahead, it's not your crotch, it's my floor. Sorry
he hit my crotch. Ferst All right. What's the name
of Batman's butler, Alfred? Got it? What is the chemical
symbol for oxygen? Oh? Got it? What bird can mimic
sounds including human speech?
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Mocking bird? How many sides does a hexagon have?
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Six? What color do you get when you mix red
and white? Pink?
Speaker 2 (16:48):
What is the square root of sixty four eight? What
state is nicknamed the natural state?
Speaker 4 (16:54):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (16:54):
You guys asked this.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
You can pass it if you want to pass Who
was a larger? Who was the president during the Civil War? Lincoln?
Speaker 1 (17:02):
What cereal mascot says they're great? Tony the Tiger? Got it?
Speaker 3 (17:06):
What's the capital of Thailand Beijing? No, let's go back
to the other one.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Yeah. Which state is nicknamed the natural state? Washington?
Speaker 2 (17:17):
No?
Speaker 1 (17:17):
What's the capital of Thailand? Bangkok? Yeah? That one man? Yeah,
I got one wrong. Yeah, dude, he's very cook. He's
snuck in Bangkok right at the end there. Wow, you
remember that song one night in Bangkok?
Speaker 4 (17:34):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Yeah? Remember who's by pop? Quiz? No? I have no
idea very Head? What a name?
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Don't you wish your name was very Head? Dude, I
swear to God that's his name.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Look it up.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
How was it a bike ride yesterday and I was
we went to uh a graveyard and I stopped by
my uncle's grave, right, and there was somebody next to him, Nate,
with the last name Blow.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
And I just thought it was Wow. Was the first name? Joe?
Speaker 2 (18:01):
I think it was Thomas Tommy Blow?
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Oh t Blow, Rest in peace. Anyway. He got most
of those except for the uh what was it? Which?
Speaker 5 (18:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Which state is nicknamed the National Arkansas? Oh? I never
knew that.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
See these questions, it can be easy, they can be difficult.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Yeah, that was fun. Yeah, he did a really good jar.
Where did you come up with that ship? Batman's boat, Alfred?
Do people know that?
Speaker 5 (18:29):
Yeah? I do?
Speaker 2 (18:31):
See, I don't know. I don't Yeah you did, I
don't know. I think Batman, I think like the Dark
Knight back Man. Yeah, he was still offered in that though,
was he I don't know.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Was he either that? I don't remember that. We're going
to change this up.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
It's played by Michael Caine, right, yeah, yeah, you'll got them.
Which his name, if you say it a weird way,
is like Michael Caine, Michael Mike Cocaine.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Oh, yeah, I never heard that. I don't know why
I just said that.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
But anyway, believe you questioned six the square root of
six eight?
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Yeah? How do people know the square roots? You just ama?
You just go what number this is? How I do it?
What number can you put? I guess four? I guess?
How come not?
Speaker 4 (19:11):
No?
Speaker 1 (19:11):
It has to be divisible by one or something. I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Maybe I'm just like, it's whatever number time. It's times itself.
So a number of times itself is that? But I'm
very I'm more confused now than before. I ask the
question between YouTube.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Thank you. My brain just saw it.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
That's the square root of sixty four? Eight times eight
is sixty four? Did I get all those under the
sixty seconds?
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Yeah, so I did just as good as her. Yeah,
pretty much got under the sixty seconds. And I was
bullshitting in the beginning because yeah, drop it ash.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
On my floor.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
I crouched than the floor. All Right, I'm more worried
about one thing than the other, that my floor.
Speaker 7 (19:46):
Okay, now you're about to learn absolutely nothing.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
Go blazed and Confused podcast.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
You want me to ask her? You want me to
answer first, all right, I'll ask first. How about that? Okay?
Question number one? All right? I love these acronyms. Are
you good at acronyms? I yeah, and I always. I
can't believe.
Speaker 4 (20:12):
I just saw live the moan he gave every time
you say acronyms, oh, every time I say anything. Really,
he's like, no, when every time you say we're gonna
try acronyms, oh god, And I saw it live.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
That was amazing. He's picking you apart right now.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
Yeah, you're welcome, Like, will play my ears for like
however long the pot split that between two days?
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Yeah, I love that acronyms. What does SPF and sunscreen
stand for? Like SPF five, ten, four twenty geez?
Speaker 2 (20:49):
I really don't know, but immediately I think what comes
to mind right away is sun protection formula.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
Now, keep in mind, Doug is available for a lifeline,
but I don't want to blow it on the first one,
though sometimes you do.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
And you know, you tell me on the horse, you
tell me that I should not go with sun protection
formula sun protection?
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Work it out, sun protection? What not formula sun protection? Uh?
You know what it is? Dog film.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
I don't want to. I don't want to coherse him no,
yes or no? This is he doesn't know what that
means I know what co hurts me. I'm a lifeline
that's just off camera.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
All right. If you need me, I get a little
little box. What does s p F and sunscreen stand for?
Speaker 2 (21:43):
I really don't want to blow my first the lifeline
on the first question, but I feel like if he
knows it, then I might have to because that's what
I'm going.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
To get it wrong. All right, what is it? I
have no idea.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
I still didn't blow give an answer, so I guess
you still can try it.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Okay, Yeah, we really did specify the rules. You know.
That was a tough question out the gate man. No
sun protection.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Formula film film? Why does film like keep some sun protection?
It's not a film? Okay, all right, I'll be there
sun protection formula.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
I'm gonna go with formula.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
All right.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
You are right.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
It stands for sun Protection Factor Factory.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Fact of like twenty or fifty or something.
Speaker 5 (22:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
Yeah, that makes sense now that I know it. It
makes a lot of sense. When you go to the beach,
do you wear that stuff?
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:48):
I really should be wearing like SPI fucking one hundred
because I look like Casper the Ghost. But when I
go to the beach, This is the first. This is
the first summer in a long time that I had
no time to go to the beach. You were working,
you were grinding. I didn't go to the beach at
all this summer. I'm gonna have to go to the
beach in November when nobody's there, which honestly sounds kind
of nice, sounds good. I like that, Yeah, because I
don't swim anyway. I just want to like go to
(23:10):
the beach and be like, oh sweet, I'm at the beach.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Let's go home. Yeah, get to do your social media purposes,
and then you leave.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Yeah, take a picture I'm at the beach, and then
you post it in the car on the way home, you.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
See, Yeah, for three hours of driving one way.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
I'm telling you, I want a job where I just
drive around and listen to my ship all day long.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Listen to your ship, listen to my music. Oh your music. Yeah.
Like I would love to just drive.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
To the beach, take a picture, and come home because
I love being in the car. I mean, like, I
really don't enjoy driving. But at the end of the day,
I do enjoy being car.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
I do.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
I like passaging, I do. But if I have to drive.
I am passenger.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
I like, I like. I probably am not either, but
I like it.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
It's very comfortable, so much so that anytime there's like
a footprint on my door, people know it's.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Him because he takes his shoes off. No, I don't
take my shoes off. This you do. I do not. Yes,
you you take your shoes off in his car. I
do where you're but Birkin Sacks is different.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
Though your feet do not. You're not saying I have
not you, so you have done it at least once.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
I mean I don't remember, but you do you think
it's possible that you did? Maybe?
Speaker 2 (24:16):
As next question question too hates being wrong all right lyrics,
Oh god, I got the beck one wrong last week.
I'm gonna read these in a way so it doesn't
give it away. I have to figure all right.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Here we go, hugging and kissing, dancing and loving, wearing
next to nothing because it's hot as an oven.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Love shack ah fuck, yeah, damn it.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
That Jimmy is when everybody move it around and around around.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Got that one right?
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Not only did I get it right, I got it
very right. I got it very right, very fast, very fast.
I love that song. I love to be fifty. It's
just it's about to set sick. Question three, all.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
Right, traditions, What major sporting event is traditionally held every
Memorial Day weekend? What major sporting event is traditionally held
every Memorial Day weekend?
Speaker 1 (25:22):
All right?
Speaker 2 (25:25):
So a couple contenders share in my brain, Kentucky Derby
might be that, right?
Speaker 1 (25:32):
How you feeling over there? Can I say what I
think it is?
Speaker 4 (25:35):
Now? No, just wondering if I don't know specifically, but
I do have an idea.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
That's one of them.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
And then there's about the another one, the Indianapolis five hundred?
Is that what they call it in five hundred?
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Could be? Is it Indianapolis five hundred? Fucking smirked? Is that?
Speaker 5 (25:52):
Why?
Speaker 1 (25:52):
You? You get it right? That?
Speaker 2 (25:58):
I believe you the Indy five hundre right? You your
way into that one, Thank you very much. I didn't
think you'd ever get that. That seems like a sport.
I mean, we went to the NASCAR race, guy switched.
I'll admit leading up to that, I was like, I
was not a NASCAR hater, but more so a doubter.
It doesn't look like fun to sit there and watch
(26:20):
cars go around in circles all day.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
It was pretty cool. I'll take some of that. It
was fun.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Plus we had can you like ash this before you
hand it to I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
I don't have an ashtray over here? You have it
for I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You're right, I'm so sorry.
I was trying to be careful.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Sorry, buddy, how angry he gets?
Speaker 1 (26:43):
He snaps. He's snappy, isn't he? But then he pulls
himself back. Yeah, he's like, what the I didn't mean
to you know? Thanks for good content?
Speaker 3 (26:54):
Yeah yeah, yeah, great at my expense. Anyway, let's step
on him and then move on.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
Question for twenty What what bird can't move their eyeballs?
Speaker 2 (27:11):
What?
Speaker 1 (27:12):
What bird? I can't move their eyeballs?
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Oh, if my lifeline knows this, I'll take my lifeline's
opinion into account.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
What do you think?
Speaker 4 (27:21):
It's the last question too, So I had a very
strong guess on this one, very strong. I haven't been
I haven't been completely sure on any of these questions,
but this one, this one, just my brain is thinking
what bird would be able to? What bird would have
(27:42):
doesn't need to move their eyes? I guess that's move
its eyes or never closes its eyes can't move, yeah,
can't move its eyes. Yeah, so I'm thinking, like my head,
what bird doesn't need to actually move its eyes because
its head can probably move all those different ways.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Now you're giving them hints, all right? It was just
give me the fucking answer. Oh you're going to your lifeline?
Speaker 5 (28:05):
All right?
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Yeah? Is it an owl? Absolutely? Who does instead of
moving there?
Speaker 4 (28:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:13):
I remember you thought it was cucko.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
That's how you make me feel.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
Instead of moving their eyes, owls have to turn their
entire head. They can look in like a I think
it's two hundred and seventy degrees almost, it's almost all
the way around. So, and they have really good sight.
I'm sorry, they have really good vision in general. But
they also have really good hearing. But they can't move
their eyeballs. There's just fixed like that, you know. Silliness.
(28:41):
Owls are cool. Yeah, they are pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Yeah. I've ever seen one like in a person? Yeah,
of course?
Speaker 4 (28:45):
Really?
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Yeah, haven't you meet one? I never seen him in
the wild. Yeah, maybe I am.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
I feel like there used to be an owl that
used to sit at my parents' house growing up, or
does that sound wrong?
Speaker 1 (28:57):
There's owls around here right, Yeah for sure? Yeah, did
its eyes move? I don't know. I never got up
close to it to look. I don't think I believe you.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
They're quiet as fuck, Like they can fly and make
no noise because they, you know, nocturnal, So they got
to catch like mice and they will swoop in and
the mouse won't even hear it. They've done like tests
of different now like really, fuck you up, I don't know,
I mean, not a human. They can give you a
good scratch, right a fucking all right? We should like
(29:27):
team up with the zoo and have some animals on
the one time.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
You know, that'd be fun.
Speaker 4 (29:30):
Yeah, picture a hawk like doing those hawks that like
shoot their body like when they when they dart down.
One of those things are this like they're gigantic, like
running at full speed into you.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
I should have break bones. It's a little crazy. Maybe
we're not gonna have this.
Speaker 4 (29:46):
We're thinking just we're thinking just the claws like going
in the eyes and the beak and the eyes, but
just that full speed coming at you one hundred and
eight miles per hour of a forty five pound.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Bird just gonna be the last show? Do it?
Speaker 7 (30:01):
Sounds like trivia man, it's like the universe asking us questions,
you know, yeah, the Blazing Confused podcast.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Yeah, I'm gonna start with the current events question here,
and I'm gonna like bet that you're not gonna get
this correct.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
But that's fine, Okay, it's all right, thanks this. I
just want to talk about it, okay. Question number one.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Yeah, you're definitely gonna get this wrong because I need
an exact answer, all right, all right, So, Darth Vader's
iconic lightsaber from Star Wars one up on the auction
block recently. How much did it sell for? We're recording
this episode on Sunday, September fourteenth. This happened in the past,
like two weeks.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
I want to say say it again.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Darth Vader's iconic lightsaber from Star Wars one up on
the auction block recently.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
How much did it sell for?
Speaker 2 (30:55):
I don't I don't think it was in the millions.
Have you heard about this news?
Speaker 1 (31:02):
I have heard about it. I heard about it.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
I don't think I know the number, but I'm like
fifteen percent. I'm going to say, I don't think it's
in the millions.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
I'm gonna say like five hundred thousand dollars, five hundred
thousand dollars. It's like an iconic thing, though I don't
think it's in the millions though. Seven hundred and fifty
thousand dollars. That's my guess.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Okay, it's your final answer.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
I guess thirty million, three point sixty five jeez.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Well, and sixty five million.
Speaker 4 (31:35):
Actually, I didn't know if it was thirty million or
three hundred million, but any damn you knew there was
a three in there. Shore I thought it was like
one million, three dollars three point sixty five million dollars
for a.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Fucking stick that likes up. Jeez, I've never seen Star
Wars ever. What kind of nerd bought that? You're really
like a.
Speaker 4 (31:54):
Super hard like like only they're going to look at it, true,
you like, and if anybody comes over, they're gonna look
at him like, what the what?
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Yeah? What is that? Oh? That's just Darth Vader's light saber.
I know, right.
Speaker 4 (32:12):
Yeah, Now you want to have sex, I'll show you that,
and of course the bedroom question too.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
All right, sports babe Ruth wore what number for the
New York Yankees.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
Well, our guest today is wearing a New York Yankees
cap all right, so I even realized that I change
a question.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
But does that mean he knows it? Though?
Speaker 3 (32:39):
However, I'm concerned that he may not know the answer,
you know what.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
That's just like because he knows he's wearing the hat.
He's like.
Speaker 4 (32:44):
Now I'm gonna go like, no, wonder, yeah, of course,
thank you. Yeah. Uh, I'm mixing. I'm pretty sure I
know Mickey mantles, but now I'm confusing.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
If it's babe roots, is it two digits? Do you
think I think it's one digit? Yeah? Oh maybe not.
Speaker 5 (33:05):
I know.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
I'm I'm lost. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (33:07):
I'm just saying I don't know because everything else I
say makes me look more dumb.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Okay, I'm not going with my lifeline for this one.
I wouldn't either.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
I'm gonna guess thirty three, thirty three finally he said
thirty three, hold on five shit, thirty three twenty three
final answer. It's something three, just the way he said it.
Thirty three, mm twenty three?
Speaker 4 (33:35):
Fuck?
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Come on, you know what the answer is? What three?
Question three? What president is on a fifty dollars bill?
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Oh man?
Speaker 1 (33:53):
What president is on a fifty dollars bill?
Speaker 3 (33:56):
I'm gonna have to go to my lifeline for this one.
I think I think it's a grand grant, right your
listenes asked grant.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Very good, guys, yes, very good. I'm really bad with
who's on what coin or coin?
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Dollar a living like a lot of them either, I know,
like do you know, like like five is Lincoln?
Speaker 1 (34:16):
Right?
Speaker 2 (34:16):
So dollar bill is George Washington, five dollars Lincoln, ten
dollars is who?
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Uh? I don't know.
Speaker 5 (34:27):
If you're lost, they probably are too, they'll Blazed and
Confused podcast.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
All right, So I got one more question for you. Okay,
question four?
Speaker 2 (34:37):
All right, so cast and call, I'm gonna give you
three names. You tell me what movie it is John Candy,
Catherine O'Hara, Joe Peshy Home Alone.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Okay, yeah, boy, I knew, I knew it was gonna
be way too easy.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
Big John Candy fan. Yeah, you know, although he wasn't
around very long.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
Yeah. Oh, how hilarious. I asked that question.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
At my trivia night last week, and people sat there
and were super super super stumped on that question.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Really yeah, wow.
Speaker 5 (35:11):
When you're about to learn absolutely nothing. Blazed and Confused Podcast.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
Doug, I do got to ask you, like, have you
ever done anything with those vocal cords of gold?
Speaker 4 (35:21):
You got, the voice, you got the pipe was open
to do anything like that anytime. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Good, I'm gonna put you on the spot. We're going
to have you read some movie trip okay, all right, right,
good friend Ai Andrew prepared some movie scripts. Okay, there's
a there's two. One of them is Planet Earth, but
like stoner version of Planet Earth. You want to read
that one first. And I have the music too. Oh
(35:47):
you have music for this?
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Have music too.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
I didn't know that part. You actually came prepared today.
This is great. I feel like we're both contributing now
for once.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
That's it. I'm never doing anything ever again.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
All right, So anyway, I'll give you second to read
that over, give you a second to look over it
and get it, and then we're gonna put you on
the spot.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
We're gonna see how you read it.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Is this a little thirty second trial?
Speaker 1 (36:10):
I don't know. It's however long you want it to be, all.
Speaker 4 (36:12):
Right, and it's it's like I can say this is
an action or like a love drama. You could say,
however the hell you want. What's the funniest way to
say these. All right, let's go, let's you're ready for
You're ready for the music? Okay? And three two? What
(36:35):
this is Planet Earth? But you've never seen it like
this before. Nature's most majestic creatures all just kind of chilling.
The cheetah takes a nap, the lion takes a nap.
The sloth takes a really long nap. Not rated by
a man who is definitely not sober. This is the
(36:57):
true story of nature at half speed stone Planet Earth
coming to streaming whenever we get around to it. God,
so good, well done?
Speaker 2 (37:14):
Yea more did you feel with the music? Like, were
you playing off the music when you were reading that?
Speaker 1 (37:20):
Yeah? Yeah, awesome, I love that was perfect?
Speaker 2 (37:26):
And uh this one is about dude that doesn't know
what he wants to eat. Oh all right, okay, Oh no,
I've been there, I've been there, you know. Yeah, you
just got to scroll door dash until you find what
you want. DoorDash, you could sponsor?
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Please? What are you doing? And thank you?
Speaker 6 (37:45):
In a world full of choices, one man faces his
deadliest challenge yet, choosing where to eat. He's seen every menu,
scrolled every delivery app, and still can't decide between tacos
(38:09):
or breakfast at seven pm. This fall witnessed the ultimate showdown,
the never ending game of I Don't Care you pick
Coming soon, dinner, Indecision, the Final battle.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
Man. Fantastic, tremendous work.
Speaker 3 (38:30):
Dude, what we're just gonna say, Oh, we should have
him record something for the Monkey minute. We need like
some like an intro for the monkey minute. Would you
be down for that?
Speaker 1 (38:37):
Absolutely, let's record it right now.
Speaker 3 (38:39):
How about how about we both go it's time for
at the same time. We'll say that and then he says, okay,
and some kind of different give different takes, different one.
All right, here we go in three two one, It's
time for.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
The monkey minute. Keep doing it. Yeah, it's time for
the unchie minute. It's time for wait, oh, the monchy minute.
Speaker 4 (39:07):
Is it the munchy minute or the yeah one?
Speaker 2 (39:14):
Ready, it's time for monkey day one of those at work.
Thanks man, We appreciate that it's time for Can we
use that with your permission?
Speaker 1 (39:32):
Oh? Dude, yeah, absolutely so are we eating snacks or
your snacks?
Speaker 3 (39:36):
Well, I'll just present all the snacks all right, all right,
but Doug like listens to this show, so he actually
listened to our one request that you know, maybe our
guest should bring snacks, and he did. He provided me
with some goldfish and Joel, what did you get? Oh
the wahwah sugar cookies. I was at a party before
I came here. Rick Hewitt wanted me to give you
(39:57):
these oreos. A bunch of oreos. This is so funny.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
So our friend Rick Hewitt, who's also a faithful listener
of the podcast, always seems to get these expired snacks
and he brings them to these parties.
Speaker 3 (40:09):
He goes to the farmers Market grocery store, which everything's
like either already open on the shelf, you know and
like falling out of the packaging, or it's just about
to be expired.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Just secondhand snacks.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
A twelve pack of oreos that expired four days ago.
Speaker 4 (40:25):
So wait, when were they ready? I feel like those
last years, know, probably four years.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
These lays salt and vinegar chips expired over a month ago. Yeah,
so I won't be eating those.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
That's uh.
Speaker 4 (40:39):
You give us some pork grinds, oh man, I hope
those are in season.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
I'm not going to eat this expired snacks, I know,
but you might eat them. He eat that shit. He
showed up with a crate of them. I'm sure he did,
he always does. Where are they're coming from? What's going on?
Speaker 2 (40:54):
Literally the farmers market in a town that's called quicker Town.
I don't want to get the name of the business away.
I got you, I got you.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
But he gets them from the grocery store there and
again everything there.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
Is the farmer's market in a town called Quakertown that
you don't want to get away. I was working around.
Could it be the Quakertown market? Snacks that were awesome?
Doud was awesome. He's media so much fun.
Speaker 3 (41:18):
Man, are you doing any shows coming up soon?
Speaker 1 (41:21):
I got one crap I.
Speaker 4 (41:23):
Hadn't written down. Sorry, But September twenty seventh at Ink. Well,
it's actually like a bucket. It's something I've never done before.
But it's the audience writes subjects on a piece of
paper and puts in a bucket. This guy you pull
the bucket and make jokes about it. And I'm nervous
about it because I can't write for it.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
Oh gotcha. But yeah, whole concept though, Yeah, I'm looking
forward to doing it. But on the fly.
Speaker 4 (41:47):
Yeah, But that's September twenty seventh at Inkwell And which
is a great venue in Allentown on Hamilton, like eleventh
or something like that.
Speaker 1 (41:59):
And there's another one.
Speaker 4 (42:00):
I have to do an over fifty five place that
I've never I've never done that before.
Speaker 1 (42:05):
I'm gonna be fifty this year. I can be.
Speaker 4 (42:07):
There in five years like this. These aren't senile people,
you know what I mean. I was like, OK, I
mean I could, Yeah, you know you can relate to
them enough, I think you. Yeah, I'm gonna have to,
like five years, I'm gonna have to relate to them,
so I should start now. I get a little ahead
of myself. But yeah, that is uh in November. But
if you just go to Doug mckiseel on Instagram and
(42:29):
Facebook and all that, I usually I post everything that
I'm doing all the time.
Speaker 3 (42:32):
So super funny and we are so happy you joined
us here tonight episode eighteen of The Blaze That Confused podcast,
which is sponsored by Enter Business.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
Here. I'm Becker, that's Joel. Have a good night, Bye bye.
Speaker 5 (42:45):
The Blaze and Confused podcast with Becker and Joel. Don't
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