September 25, 2025 • 43 mins
Gabby joins Becker and Joel for oven-baked Cheese It Pizza, MBAs that don’t mean what you think, the urban legend of Gerbil Jerry, plenty of giggles, and the usual trivia antics.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The play is in Confused. Podcast is rated M for marijuana,
no miners, but your audience is only listen to this.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
So I go to the gym last week for the
first time in a very long time. It's been a
long time since I set foot in the awful gym
up the street from where I live, right, Okay, So
I get in the car, I go down, and I'm
all proud of myself because I'm about to like squeeze
a workout in which again, it's been a while, been
a long.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Time, it's been a while. So here I am driving, driving, driving,
get to the gym. I go to make a left
into the gym.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Here comes this jackwagon on the opposite side of the road,
making a right into the gym, and well, we both
went to go turn at the same time into the gym,
and a little bit of road.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Rage ensued, and you know, like one does.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I threw my hands up in the air, and with
the top down on the jeep and all the windows down,
I yelled, what the hell are you doing?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
So we pull into the gym. I get out of
my car.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
He's on the opposite end of the parking lot, and
all of a sudden, I hear I, white boy, Hey,
white boy, we got a problem, white boy? Yeah yeah,
yeah you yeah, yeah, you, we got a fucking problem.
Tell me, we got a fucking problem. And I'm there like, no,
so this is why I don't go to the gym.
There we go, That's why you don't go to the gym.
(01:19):
Then we awkwardly worked out in the same gym on like,
I avoided this motherfucker obviously. So I went to one
end of the gym and he went to the other.
And the whole time I'm like looking up and making
sure he's not gonna kill me. But yeah, so I
guess the lesson in this story is don't throw your
hands up if somebody cuts you off road, rages alive and.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Well yeah we got a problem, or just don't go
to the gym all together, just left.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Yeah yeah, I would have just worked out at home and.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Then turn around and left. I thought about it. But
then he wins.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
You know, so when you're when you're in there, right, yeah,
were you guys like you make an eye contact?
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Were you?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Were you very aware?
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
I was very aware. I was very aware. He's over there,
I'm gonna go over here.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Yeah yeah, yeah, So did you actually work out or
are you just on like is alert the whole time.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
I was definitely on high alert the whole time. You
know me too.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Anytime I work out by myself, not with the trainer,
it's always short as it is.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
It was extra short this day. Yeah, how long were
you in there? Maybe twenty minutes? Fifteen minutes? It was bad.
It was a speed workout.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I went on the treadmill and I noticed, like I
kept having to like turn around and look over my shoulder.
I know she was galking at me the whole time.
And then I thought, you know what, I think that's
enough for today.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
I think I'm.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Okada, Well, stop pissing people off.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
White white boy.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
White boys a problem, white boy. It's so funny when
when you were doing that, like my hands were in
the air, I thought like, ah, just like some typical
white guy, you know, flailing their arms in the air.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
But it's flailing your arms in the air, a white
person thing since one, sort of since one, Gabby, what
do you think? Kind of right?
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Yeah? I mean usually I just start cursing. Wait are
we allowed to curse on here?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:56):
I thought you guys weren't anymore. I was gonna say, I.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
If we're not allowed to.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Really you're really counting the one time and I'm.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Like, I'm oh, yeah, to a consciousness like episodes ago.
But we don't want to just come off as like
a trashy talk show, you know, and no, oh, well.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Know what you think of us.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
That's what I thought I was here for.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Yeah, shit, you know.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
I was at a wedding over the weekend and there
were people that came up to me that listened to
the podcast, which was super great to hear, and one
of the persons came up. One of the people came
up to me and said, Hey, you asked that Wizard
of Oz question two times?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
What Wizard of Oz qua? Where were they going? What
city were they going to see? Oz? Did you fuck
it up? Both times? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
I got it right, got it right the second time,
did you? And coincidentally, our guest today is the person
I watched that movie with the first time, and I
was like, what, I was probably twenty one, twenty years old.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
It's one of the few movies I genuinely really enjoyed it.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I know you do, and she loves that movie too,
but I remember her telling me about it and I
was like, I never saw that movie.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
She's like, we have to watch it.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
And I watched it, and I don't know if you
recall my review of the movie, but I thought it
was fine. It's fine, but like when I was a kid,
so maybe the magic wasn't there, you know what I mean, Gabby?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
You like the Wizard of Oz? Have you seen that
they're doing it at the sphere in Vegas?
Speaker 5 (04:15):
Now?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
It's it's like an AI version of it.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
The only reason I would ever want to go to Vasion.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
But now the purist though, hate it though, because they
think that it ruined the movie. Because again, like AI
added so much to it. You're seeing a little teeny
tiny bit of the picture. It's like this full immersive experience.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Yeah, but if it's The Wizard of Oz, it's just
it doesn't mean you have to like it more than
the original. It's still part of the experience.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
No, I'll tell you what I want to go see. Well, first, uh,
I got to watch the original. But have you seen
Spinal Tap?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Yeah? Of course, so apparently Spinal Tap two is out now?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Good? I mean put it this way. The people that
have spoken to me about it, I have had nothing
but great things. I have to watch the first one.
I feel like I've attempted to watch this movie before,
but I feel I also maybe spinal.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Tap would hold my attention. Is it longer than an
hour and a half? Probably, I think so.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
I don't remember I watched it so many years ago,
but somebody did just recently invite me to go see
the new one in theaters, and I kind of passed,
why because I'll watch it when it comes out and
is streaming somewhere, you know. Interested, Yeah, it's okay, I'll
watch that. I'll watch it when it's streaming. I didn't
need to see it in the theater. I was gonna
pull that for a trivia question for you this week,
but I decided not to Spinal tap.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Yeah, what about it? But just about the the coming out?
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Yeah, honestly, I asked the I asked that at my
trivia night this past week, and a lot of people
got that wrong. The question was an iconic eighties music
movie just got a reboot, but what's the original called?
And a lot of people were like, Footloose. A lot
of people guess Footloose. A lot of people are stupid
(05:51):
foose reboot? Didn't you tell me they got rich.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
They got that home alone question wrong too, John Candy
and like, yeah, come on, it was funny. Gabby's not
even a movie person, by the way, it was funny.
It was really crossing her fingers at The questions today
were not movie theme, but go ahead.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
When I asked that question, there was this dude that
had just walked into the restaurant where I do the trivia,
and he wasn't even playing, but he was walking to
his seat and he kept coming up to me saying,
I'm really kicking myself. What movie he's Catherine O'Hara, Joe
Peshi and John.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Ky and I don't think there's a movie. They're not
in a movie together.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
I'm like, dude, come on, it's it's also amazing doing
trivia every week. You really meet the Betty better than
yous of the world. Yeah, the no, it all so
Betty better than you. I never heard that before. What
do you mean you never heard that? I've never heard
that phrase before. Do you mean you've never heard that
better than you? Have you heard that before?
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Never?
Speaker 1 (06:46):
What the year is Debbie Downer better? I've heard that
one better than Betty better than you? I never heard.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Our pitch sister Gabby gonna lose it on us today.
I have a feeling he's joining us for the show.
Episode eighteen. Gabby, tell us a little bit about you
really quick. You are a manager or assistant manager?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Now I am in the convenience store world. I am
not at seven eleven, not at seven eleven, one of them?
Eight twelve, eight twelve twelve? What's eight twelve?
Speaker 5 (07:16):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Yeah, geez, we didn't even spark this thing. Yeah, I
flew right over you. Damn great.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Wow, that's telling how this show is going to go. Wow,
So you manage everybody, you're a manager. I manage a lot,
deal with a lot of bullshit.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Yeah, more bullshit with people, or more bullshit with the customers,
Like I mean, you know, not people are customers, you
know what I mean? He doesn't think customers are people?
Talk more bullshit with the employee employees, or more.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
With the customers customers? Yeah, people just they're all terrible.
What the hell did you call her betty better than you?
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Karen?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Ever heard that? No?
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Really, is there another one besides Debbie Downer Betty better
than Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
What's another one? Joe Blow? He's their uncle.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
It's Joe Peshy's cousin. They're all home alone. Yeah, one big,
happy family.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
We are family. I got Betty better than you with me.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
It's hard to say. You spit it right out. Good,
Betty better than you, Betty better than you. Can you
say it really fast, Betty better than you, Betty better
than you, Betty better than you.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
No, ended up spitting somewhere.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Well, this is episode nineteen, Gabby is all right, it's eighteen.
This is episode nineteen. I promise you, and you said
eighteen earlier. So this is episode eighteen or nineteen, one
of those. I think it's eighteen. Pretty sure it's eighteen.
I'm gonna look it up really quick.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
God, I think it's I don't have time for it either.
Let's see.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
I want to make a bet. I think it's eighteen.
What do you want to bet? I think it's eighteen.
I'm telling to smack in the face if you're wrong.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
If you do that. Anyway, we're on episode nineteen. Team,
let's start this shit.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
Welcome to the Blazed and Confused Podcast with Becker and Joel,
The trivia podcast where the questions are high.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
And so are they.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Hates.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
Time to spark your curiosity and light up some knowledge
though Blazed and Confused podcast.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Starts now, episode nineteen.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
My name is Becker. I have been up an alert
since about seven this morning. Joel just woke up about
twenty five minutes ago. Yeah, well so it should be
a great show. That's my friend Joel, by the way,
in my day off, what do you what do you
expect to? Gabby is our guest. Gabby, everybody, yes, everybody us,
that's studio, audience and the people that are listening. This
is the first episode in a while we haven't had
(09:45):
an extra member you know here listening in.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
I like that though.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
I watched their facial expressions and I can tell if
things are like bombing or not.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
It's always good great. So we have nobody to tell
us if it's bombing to that means it's gonna suck.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
You know.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Yeah, Gabby's face will tell all, I promise.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
So. Gabby's a friend and a loyal, loyal listener of
the pod. Right, Yeah, you've listened to every episode.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
I've never listened to a single one. I wanted to
be fresh. No, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
I said last week that we hate with people I
know that's why I said. You guys said that's no.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
I've listened to every single one.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
I just wanted to be fresh. What's your favorite one
so far? And don't say the one with my sister?
Speaker 4 (10:27):
Oh fuck, all right, I do love your sister, just
because the banter is.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Yeah, we need to bring Kelly back. She was a
great guest. Well have her back sometime in the future.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Yeah, Kelly, come back, like right now.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Actually, every time Kelly opens her mouth, I feel understood.
Yeah I do. I feel like, what does she say
that makes you feel?
Speaker 2 (10:46):
I don't know, I really I can't put my finger
on and I just feel less alone in the troubled
world out there. When when Kelly starts speaking great. Yeah,
I don't know if i'd admit that, but I feel
the opposite way. You just feel alone, steel alone, or
maybe you just wish you were alone, like an only child,
you know, Like, I'm sure how she feels, Gabby. What
(11:08):
kind of questions do you think we're gonna have today
for you? Or what what are you hoping I'm hoping for?
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Not fucking movies.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Yeah, I'm trying to look here at maybe one.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
No, thank you?
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Okay, She's a. She's a good, respectable girl.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
Not quite not just kidding.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Well, we have ten questions for you. Is the wrapid round?
We uh done in sixty seconds. All these questions I
think are pretty cool because some are easy, and I
think the theme of the question it's all over the place,
which I think is cool.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
All Right, So you just said there's a theme, but
it's not.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
It's I meant the themes are all over the place, yep.
And I don't know why I would press that one.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Why these questions are all over the place. And probably
the same could be said for the show.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Let's do this thing. Let's do this thing? Please? All right, Gabby,
here we go. What are the five senses?
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Touch, smell, taste, sight, and sound?
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Very good? Got it?
Speaker 3 (12:12):
How often are the Olympic Games held four years? Every
four years?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Ye?
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Now, you got it?
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Okay, great?
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Four? What animal flaps its ears to cool down elephants?
Got it? What is the main ingredient in guacamole?
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Avocado?
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Disgusting? What's the name of the wizarding school in Harry
Potter Hogwarts? Got it? A word that means the same
as another word?
Speaker 4 (12:34):
No?
Speaker 2 (12:35):
What A person who studies space and stars is called
a what astronom?
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Astronomer?
Speaker 5 (12:41):
Got it?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
The past tense of run is got it? What's a
baby frog called?
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Depends?
Speaker 3 (12:49):
The Statue of Liberty was a gift from what country?
Speaker 4 (12:51):
France?
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Got its? You missed one? A word that means the
same as another word.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
It's called synonym.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
You got it?
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Got them all? Yeah? I hope she would. These are
third grade level fucking plas.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
Listen. Would you have gotten along?
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Probably? Yeah, that's how you know they're way too easy?
Speaker 4 (13:10):
Okay, Well do you have another set? Because I'm ready?
Speaker 5 (13:13):
Now?
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Are the Olympic Games held? What do you say every
two years? Well, two different kinds, but the summer of
the Olympics. Yeah, but they each one happens every four years. Well,
then you should have specified how often are se I'm
with That actually trip me up, even though yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Yeah, you got it correct though, see that would have
been more difficult, but I gave. I would have said
too easy. And how about guacamole? I think avocado is disgusting? Really,
I agree that avocado is gross.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
However, I will say in recent years I've discovered that guacamole,
if it's seasoned the right way, is not bad.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
But here's the thing that I don't get about season it.
It's like the more salt the better.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
I think, Well, okay, I don't know some of the
some of the times people say, oh, try thisami, it's great.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
And I say, what does this taste like? Though? Because
to me, it's just as mushy bland, you know.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
I think the texture is really weird. It's mushy. It's creamy, right,
Sometimes some people make it really creamy.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
I don't know. I've never been a fan. I think
it's really discussing.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
I'll take an avocado in any way, shape or form.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Yeah, yeah, how do you season your avocados?
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Salt and pepper, but not a lot of salt? Like
you don't eat you said, I didn't know what that meant.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
I'm like, what else would you put on them? Like
does salt help them a lot?
Speaker 2 (14:34):
No?
Speaker 4 (14:35):
I mean any salt enhances the flavor of anything.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
But you don't.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
You can just eat an avocado, you like walkam only
like on like a lot of things, like everything you
put like it a dip, right, you use it with chips.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
I will eat it on anything like avocado and eggs,
avocado on a burger, Oh yeah, on a burger. It's
so good.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
What would you ruin food like that? I think you
lost me on that one. For food. It's a shame,
isn't it. Oh hey, lou see, Oh look at this?
Speaker 4 (15:02):
Hello, careful.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Fight?
Speaker 4 (15:06):
What do you mean careful?
Speaker 1 (15:08):
She that she just barks a lot.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
We gotta work in progress, and we're working.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
On This is her house. This is not our house.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
I hate when people say that though, that oh it's
my parents were over yesterday and she did her ship.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
She barked, and my dad's like.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Oh, well, this is her turf, and it's like, yeah,
so what doesn't mean that she should be allowed to
bark her ass off like a freaking nimrod.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
I don't know. It's like.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
What you do here because this is your house and
you know that you're like safe, here is her territory.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
She's doing her job pretty much.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
She's sitting behind you, protecting you, or maybe you're protecting her.
I'm not sure.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
She always looks worried, but she's so cute.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
She is really cute.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
We're working on it.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
She gets better every day, Yeah, a little bit better
every day. And we have a treat today from Gabby.
She brought she's it pizza?
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Wow, you enjoy?
Speaker 2 (16:00):
I know you just got done doing what before we
got here? Editing, editing, editing or editing editing an entire
box of the family sized cheese. It's extra toasty, of course.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Did you share them with your family, Lucy? Or was
it you were the family? The family?
Speaker 2 (16:18):
But hear me out, though one person killing an entire
box or cheese, it's between two days.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
That's not that unheard of, is it. No people have
done it?
Speaker 4 (16:28):
Should they?
Speaker 2 (16:29):
No? No?
Speaker 4 (16:30):
Have they got Yeah?
Speaker 3 (16:32):
I suppose and you had the munchies, I assume is
why you tore through them. Oh yeah maybe maybe all
that's up. Yeah, it was crazy. I went to the
grocery store last week. I have the meal prep service,
so they cooked my main meals. I get like my
dinners through them.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
So I really when I go to the grocery store
maybe once or twice a month, I stuck up on
you know, the essentials, coffee, stuff to drink. Yeah that's
about it. So man, I went to the grocery store
last week. I spent like one hundred and twenty five dollars.
I feel like I got nothing. I feel like I
got two cases of soda and a bag of chip
(17:05):
five dollars.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Seriously, I mean in a forty dollars box of family
sized cheese. That's yeah. That thing is like nine dollars now,
oh my god. Yeah you're really good though they are.
Do you get the extra toasty? Yeah? Of course, extrasty
And it's crazy. You can't eat just one like you
have to keep going. Yeah, what is in there that
makes it? I think cheese?
Speaker 5 (17:24):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (17:24):
What? The goldfish are the same way. It's hard to
eat just one like they It's like cracking there or something.
You have to keep eating.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
I'm gonna go pre eat that oven right there real quick?
All right?
Speaker 2 (17:32):
You want to do you have some hold music? Yeah,
I'll put the whole Yeah. While you're in there, can
you get me a bog cos tea?
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Your estimated way time is fifteen minutes. I was looking
at your what is that a ninja? What do they
call those things? A airfire? What? What is that thing
you have?
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Oh? Yeah, it's like a all in one So it's
an air fryer. It's a toaster oven. You can do
everything in there.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Do you use it a lot? I use that a lot? Yeah?
Have you ever cleaned it once. No, can you tell?
Speaker 3 (18:11):
Yeah, because I was like, oh, maybe this pizza will
fit in this little oven here. No, I wouldn't put
it in there anyway. Why it's just crumbs, I know,
but they get all like baked in there. It's very
hard to How would you even go about cleaning that?
There's certain things that aren't made to be cleaned an, I.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
Don't believe that. If you believe that, that's fine.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
I mean, I'm sure there's things out there that you
know you don't clean, though you have a maid service
that comes. Wait, enough of this.
Speaker 5 (18:40):
We may not have all the answers, but they have
all the snacks. He's still blazed and confused.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Podcast. Oh man, the mosquitoes got me bad yesterday. I'm
like scratching a hole in my skeeters at your gig
in the park.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
No.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Actually, I was taking the dog out yesterday here at
the apartment building. And is that bad out there? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:06):
No, the well, I had the dog in the dog
park at the apartment building. More running around, and yeah,
they're bad out there anyway.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
I'm sorry to hear. Then you have sympathy for my bug.
Speaker 4 (19:17):
I'm just thinking, like if you put pants on, well,
I see his hand doing something that looks bad. It's
not as bad as that looks.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Well.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Now you know question number one. Commercials and jingles. Let's
start with this.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
So you were like alive for this, So I hope
that you get this correct because I wasn't. It's one
way about it, one way of saying you're old without
saying you're old.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
That's fine. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Which company used the famous slogan reach out and touch
someone in their commercials?
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Reach out and touch someone? Do you remember it? No,
reach out and touch someone.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
I feel like it was like a phone company. Oh,
reach out and touch someone. Reach out and fun someone,
reach out.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
With their permission. After you get consent, reach out and
someone just can't reach out and do it. You got
to reach out and touch someone, right.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Yes, reach out and touch someone. Gabby has no idea
in my head.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
Actually it popped into my head and I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Do you know it, Joel like O your age?
Speaker 4 (20:36):
No?
Speaker 3 (20:37):
I think by the time I was really hoping that
you could like read it how it was read or
said he reach out and touch.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Someone like reach out. That's not how they said, That's
how they said it. Like I always have to reiterate
that I really like doing this show with him, but
we're gonna get canceled.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
Are they singing it? You should have like you should
have pulled up the clip so that you could play
yead and touch. That's why they don't use it anymore.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
That's something like that. I'm going to say, like AT
and T or something like that. Are you kidding me?
Did I get it?
Speaker 5 (21:14):
All?
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Right?
Speaker 5 (21:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (21:16):
I also that one out of reach out. I'm like, oh, well,
telephone reaching out to something. How did you reach out
to people back in the day.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
That's not what I was thinking at all.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
AT and T wow to reach out to like someone?
Do you remember them using that sort of reach out?
Does it say a year?
Speaker 1 (21:32):
No, I'm gonna find out right now.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
I feel like that was like nineteen eighty nine to
like nineteen ninety three, So it says AT and T
first introduced the slogan reach out and touch the one
in nineteen seventy nine, oh Wow, as part of a
long running advertising campaign created by nw Ayer and Son.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
It was one of the most recognizable taglines in telecom history.
Was heavily used throughout the eighties and into the early
nineties to encourage long distance calling.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
So yeah, I was right. I did pretty good on
that one too.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
All right, this is a new category. We haven't ever
had a question like this. But the category is logos.
So I'm gonna describe to you what the logo looks like. Okay,
and you're gonna tell me what the logo is. A
red and blue circle with a wave through the middle.
(22:23):
Ocean spray.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
No, all right, so no, it's not that. I don't
I don't think it's that.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
But when I asked this at my trivia night, a
lot of people wrote that, let me look up the
ocean spray.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
Like, I think ocean spray's just blue? You said red
and blue circle. Yeah, ocean spray is just blue. A
red and blue circle with a wave through the middle. Man,
that's tough.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
It also isn't really a wave.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Oh you're looking at it. Do you know what the
answer is because you're looking at it? Yeah, Well she can't.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
I know I could pole because you helped me.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
I mean it's Joel's fault that you can see what's
going on right now. So I'm gonna go with Gabby
form my lifeline.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
No, No, you can't do that. Just joking. It's joking.
I don't know. I'm sorry. I think I got it wrong.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
All right, Correc Dancer is Pepsi. Oh man, Now that's
a good one. That's a good one.
Speaker 4 (23:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
So is it not a wave? I think it's a way.
Speaker 4 (23:27):
I mean, it's not like a wave that you would
like an ocean wave. It's just like a white banner.
I would call it like a white banner.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Yeah, but this looks pretty waver to make that one.
Speaker 4 (23:39):
That's not what I think of when I think of
the original Pepsi though.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
See Pepsi has a bunch of logos. This is their logo.
Now this looks like this is fifty years ago.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
That's what I think of when I think of the
original logo.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
They went back to the og one. Yeah, I gotta
come over there and see.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
You go on Google, you search Pepsi logo suggestions, Pepsi
logo wallpaper. Who the fuck is setting their wallpaper to
the Pepsi logo? I mean not to judge, but geez,
look how many wallpapers there are for the logo. This
is crazy.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Somebody had to be the trend question three.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
All right, so it's a new category. I came up
with this sporty cities by color. Sporty cities by color.
So I'm gonna I'm gonna give you the colors for
each of the sports teams, and you're gonna tell me
what the city is. Jesus Okay, let's try it, all right?
(24:37):
So football navy and orange. Baseball red white and blue,
red white and black. For hockey, what's the city?
Speaker 1 (24:51):
One more time?
Speaker 2 (24:52):
So football is navy and orange. Baseball is red white
and blue. Hockey is red, white and black. What's the city?
Speaker 1 (25:04):
The navy and blue is navy an orange? Maybe blue
navy an orange and that's NFL.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Yes, navy and orange is football. Baseball is red white
and blue. Hockey is red, white and black. Do you
know what I will say?
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Here's one. Here's I'll give you a hint.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
There's two baseball teams in this city, and I'm only
giving you one of them.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
What's the other one?
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Well, I can't tell you what the other one is.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
No, I mean, like, what's the other colors?
Speaker 1 (25:39):
I guess it'd be black and white.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
What doesn't help?
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Man? I am struggling with this one. I feel like
the do you think you might say anything?
Speaker 5 (25:49):
Can I?
Speaker 4 (25:50):
I don't know baseball or hockey like at all. But
I feel like the only navy and orange that I'm
thinking of isn't the Broncos.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
All right, I'm gonna go with no.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
Don't say I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
I was copy for my life on Denver.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
That's Denver?
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Is it Denver? Denver is incorrect?
Speaker 2 (26:10):
That was not me?
Speaker 1 (26:11):
I know it was me. I'm so the correct answer
is Chicago, oh man.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
So navy and orange is the Bears, Red white and
blue is the Cubs, black Hawks?
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Is hockey, red white and black.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
I don't know a white Chicago white, so that would
have been like the only one I probably knew.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
That was a really difficult one. That was a really
good concept. Thank you. Did you come up with that
on your own? Or did I did?
Speaker 5 (26:38):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Cool?
Speaker 1 (26:39):
I did love that. We'll do that again for sure.
Thank you very much. Well done. Okay, So I have
one more for you right now. I got to study,
yeah question for twenty what.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Study my colors? My team colors? New category. The last
word has to do with the last lines and the
last words of books. Which classic children's novel ends with
the line It's not often that someone comes along who's
a true friend and a good writer. Charlotte was both sorry,
(27:21):
what classic children's novel ends with the line It's not
often that someone comes along who's the true friend?
Speaker 1 (27:28):
And a good writer? Charlotte was both you don't get that.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
I'm just gonna say Charlotte's Web because it seems to
make sense.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Final answer, Yeah, you sure about that kind of please.
Speaker 4 (27:43):
Let it be right like Babysitters Club.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
I'm just kidding, dude. You wouldn't believe the amount of
people that got that wrong. At my trivia night last week.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
The answer was in the question Yes, that's like when
I asked him about like which Wade more steal or
a kilogram of feathers.
Speaker 4 (28:02):
And he was like, no, that one was more. I
mean that could have been a trick question.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
It was a trick question. He goes, is a kilogram
of very many or something like that?
Speaker 5 (28:12):
What you're about to learn absolutely nothing? Go Blazed and
Confused podcast.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Hate What do you tell that story? Oh?
Speaker 2 (28:20):
I'm just joking with you. We should put that pizza
in the oven though. All right, let's go to my questions.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Question number one.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
All right, I like when you give me the category
for your questions, So I'm going to start doing that. Okay,
music and TV history. Okay, what were the first words
spoken when MTV launched at twelve oh one am on
August first, nineteen eighty one?
Speaker 1 (28:45):
The first words spoken?
Speaker 2 (28:46):
What were the first words spoken when MTV launched at
twelve oh one am on August first, nineteen eighty one?
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Dun due? D you remember?
Speaker 4 (29:00):
Is this common knowledge?
Speaker 1 (29:01):
I don't think I think it is. So are you
talking about like the moon landing? Like the intro of
the moon landing? There's words that are spoken after that,
I think, And he said word.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
I can't remember that the whole opener right now, but
there were words spoken eventually.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
It's like six words. I thought you would know this.
I don't think this is common knowledge.
Speaker 4 (29:32):
Did they say it every time?
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Then?
Speaker 4 (29:34):
Like, was it like the opener every time?
Speaker 1 (29:36):
No, it was like, this is the premiere of MTV,
and they had this whole opener in.
Speaker 4 (29:41):
The premiere of MTV that could have been it.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
You giving up?
Speaker 2 (29:47):
I mean like I've seen you know, the first hour
of MTV about a billion times. Very beginning though, Oh.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
This is gonna do? What if? No, he says that
though it's Mark Goodman, it's the dude. I don't know.
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
Give it up.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Yeah, I'm giving up, all right. Nineteen eighty one.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
That was twelve oh one away, twelve oh one am
MTV launched and it said Ladies and Gentlemen rock and roll.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
That's how they kicked it off. That was the first
voice you heard when it kicked off.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Okay, they did say ladies and gentlemen of rock and
roll every hour, at the top of every hour. So
did they really, Yeah, every hour at the top of
every hour. Yes, that's part of the rocket that's part
of the rocket launch, the moon landing. Oh fuck, I
guess you're right. And you didn't even know it though somehow, Yeah,
because you made it sound like it was the only
first time. What a box question?
Speaker 1 (30:46):
That one, right, fine question too? What a friend? All right?
Speaker 3 (30:51):
Education slash acronym. You know when someone says they're an
to go to college to get their m b A.
What does m b A stand for?
Speaker 2 (31:05):
M b A? Oh?
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Oh, oh, m b A Masters of Business? Uh, Gabby,
do you know?
Speaker 4 (31:19):
I think I do?
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Yeah, you think he's on the right track.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
I do think he is on the right Masters, Masters
of BATI, Masters of Patient.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Association, the Masters of Patient Association. I got my m
b A, me too, It's that easy.
Speaker 4 (31:44):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
What does MBA stand for the Masters of Turkey Turkey?
He's close, right, we'll do it, yeahs of I don't know. Now,
all you have is BASI in your that's a lot, said,
all right, you got it wrong, Gabby. Do you know
(32:07):
what it is?
Speaker 4 (32:08):
Is it Masters of Business Administration?
Speaker 3 (32:10):
It's Master of Business Administration? Yeah, Gabby, got it right.
We'll give her a point.
Speaker 4 (32:15):
Thanks, No, I need there you go. You didn't need it,
but I'll take it.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Great. I'm gonna go get my NBA. But the first one.
I don't want the second one. I want the first one. Leave. Yeah, well, definitely.
Question three, it's just three or four? Three? Okay?
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Banned animals band animals, that's the category, or you can
call them animals. Which US state has banned hamsters as
pets because of environmental concerns? Which US state has banned
(32:54):
hamsters as pets?
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Jean, no idea. I got one and fifty shot. I
think the odds are worse than that.
Speaker 4 (33:07):
Hm.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Any guesses? Wait, how would the odds worse than that? One?
In fifty shots? There's fifty states? How could the odds
possibly be worse. Yeah, I guess you're right. What the
fuck I mean, I'm an idiot? Shot.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
I mean, I know that there's a big push to
get Canada to become a state, but I don't think
that ship's ever gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
I think people need to give up on that Canada
of America. Yeah, which US state has banned hamsters as
pets due to environmental concerns. So think of a state
then maybe has like a lot of greenery, greenery, you
(33:52):
want to keep it safe, and you want to get
Washington state.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
No wrong, Oregon?
Speaker 4 (33:58):
No?
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Am I wrong? Like wrong area? Colorado?
Speaker 2 (34:01):
No?
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Your mom? Yep, wow wow wow. The answer is Hawaii.
Speaker 4 (34:08):
I was gonna say that too.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Yeah, you can't have a hamster in Hawaii. Did you
have a hamster growing up? I did? Did you remember this?
One time?
Speaker 3 (34:17):
It bit me and I didn't know and I was
like in the bathroom washing my hands and blood was
just squirting out all over the walls, the smallest little
puncture in my fingers.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Now they had I had a ham Did you have
a hamster?
Speaker 4 (34:29):
Nah?
Speaker 1 (34:30):
You had a hamster?
Speaker 4 (34:31):
I did my first hamster, MC hamstermc hamps not even
kidding third grade name for a hamster. He was amazing.
He was the best.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
What was your hamster's name? I couldn't tell you. You
don't remember you went through a lot of them? That
you went through a lot of them, Yeah, Jaz what
did you do to them?
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Do anything right?
Speaker 2 (34:52):
No?
Speaker 4 (34:52):
No, no, no, throw a lot of them, next paper
of it.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
I love animals.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Speaking of hamsters, did you ever hear the legend about
the story about Gerbil Jerry the weatherman?
Speaker 1 (35:09):
No, you've never heard about this. You know about this?
I haven't know. No.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Apparently back in the day there was like a weatherman
around here named Jerry, and uh he had a little
bit too much fun with a Gerbil and showed up
about the e R with a Gerbil in his ash?
Speaker 4 (35:24):
Is that a real thing? I hear about that, but
I cannot imagine.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
Give nicknamed Gerbil Jerry. That's horrible weather man that put
a Gerbil up his ass. Your internet providers.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Like, it's probably like urban aw man, it's fake. Huh ah.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
That story is an urban legend. There's no so this
is what chachipt says. Our good friend uh Ai Andrew.
No hospital reports, no credible witnesses, nothing, just a classic
example of a gerbiling rumor a.
Speaker 5 (36:01):
Man.
Speaker 4 (36:02):
I like that.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
Joel's kind of sad about it. It didn't happen after all.
Question for how many astrological signs are there.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
I don't give a fuck. That's how many there are,
Gavvy do you know? Yeah, Gaby, I'll go to my
life pretty easy, I'll go to my lifeline eight.
Speaker 4 (36:25):
Poor, you know you're getting worse.
Speaker 3 (36:28):
Do you know what they're based on? They're based on
like the time of year, maybe you know certain months.
Speaker 5 (36:34):
Do you know what you are?
Speaker 1 (36:36):
I think my virgo right? Yes, you are right? Yes?
So are you?
Speaker 4 (36:43):
No?
Speaker 1 (36:43):
No, you're a libra yes, and you're a cancer. I
am very emotional.
Speaker 4 (36:51):
And I'm very indecisive.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
What's you looking up?
Speaker 4 (36:54):
Oh? Are you cheating?
Speaker 3 (36:55):
I'm looking up Gerbil Jared, Oh my god, leave it alone.
You want to take a I guess at this question. Uh,
I'm going to my lifeline do.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
It twelve twelve?
Speaker 4 (37:05):
Based on their months?
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Yeah, it's based on oh wow, there's one for a
month pretty much. Yeah, they're like spaced out.
Speaker 4 (37:11):
Yeah, it's like the twentieth to the twentieth or something. Stupid.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
As like a follow up question, do you know any
of them? Like besides your own cancer? Scorpio? Oh uh
more nine more fuck Leo, uh virgo Burpo?
Speaker 3 (37:36):
Yeah gee, I don't know, Canibercornricorn, Sagetarius. Yeah, this is Scorpio, aquariumitaris.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Who cares?
Speaker 4 (37:45):
Gemini the worst?
Speaker 1 (37:47):
That's worst? Gives a fuck? Nobody, nobody cares. It's time
for much. I'm excited to try this cheese it pizza.
Who would have thunk it? Who would have thunk it?
What a concept pizza that tastes like cheese. It's m m.
(38:10):
Find it in your local frozen food aisle.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
Right, yeah, so it's cheese at crust with you know,
typical cheese sauce and pepperoni on top.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
Kellie good Gad became very prepared. She brought the pizza,
and she brought the ranch dressing, And she said, what
about the ranch dressing?
Speaker 4 (38:27):
I don't know, I don't remember what the hell did
I say about it?
Speaker 1 (38:30):
You said, I just I thought you wouldn't have rache dressing.
Speaker 4 (38:33):
Oh no, yeah, I almost brought a pan too.
Speaker 3 (38:38):
Don't have almost just brought my ovens, almost brought the
whole oven.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
Honored all this Techi's got around him, right, But we
don't have plates eating like cavemen.
Speaker 4 (38:50):
Sorry, I probably like something into prep and not just
open a box.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
You know, No, thank you.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
I mean, what a stipulation that we're gonna have our
guests bring can feed you. Yeah, that's that's a little much.
I mean, let it be a lesson though, you.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
Know, paid gig.
Speaker 4 (39:06):
So I wanted to earn my you know, my pay
paid gig, that's what he said.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
Yeah, what I know nothing about that. I'd be to
get paid.
Speaker 4 (39:17):
You and pizza.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
Yeah exactly, I'm fine with taking pizza's payment.
Speaker 3 (39:22):
Speaking of your gig, what's like, is there like a
hard story you can recall being in the convenience store world.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
So anybody ever really pissed you off?
Speaker 4 (39:31):
Actually I got screamed at yesterday. Yeah it was a
good time. Yeah, I'm honestly, I actually okay, what did
you do? This is gonna seem like kind of like rude,
but I actually enjoy when people get mad. At this point,
I've been doing this for a very long time, so
it doesn't bother me anymore. It kind of just makes
me happy that I am able to piss somebody off
(39:52):
that much over something. So trivial like asking for ID. Yeah, jeez,
it boggles my mind how many people just get roll
up in arms over it. This guy was screaming at
me yesterday because he I like, we have to look
at make sure that it's your ID, because, actually, believe
it or not, how many people have given me like
their wife's ID because theirs is expired. Yeah, is crazy
(40:14):
because they think we're not going to look at it,
so we'll look. I look at the front and the
guy's like, you don't need to see my fucking address
and my dad And I'm like, I don't care where
you live. I just need to know that it's you.
And I'm like it was I mean, it was crazy.
And one of my other associates came up just to
like back me up because you know, I'm a girl
and whatever. I don't really care, Like you can screw.
I don't have to serve you. Yeah, And he's like,
(40:34):
I come here every day and you guys do this.
And I'm thinking, you come here every fucking day and
you know that we're going to do this, and yeah,
what's the definition of insane? No, he throws a tangibent
all the time, Yeah, all the time. And I'm just like, dude,
like you're the one that's an idiot for coming here
every day and thinking it's going to be different, Like
who's the idiot?
Speaker 1 (40:51):
Yeah me, Yeah, that good time. Sorry that happened. That's
shitty though, And.
Speaker 4 (40:56):
That's what the lady behind the lady was like, good
job keeping your cool. And I'm like, honestly, like I
didn't tell her that, Like I get enjoyment out of
it because I you know, that's like she does.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
Know you're like a button pusher.
Speaker 4 (41:07):
I mean I don't purposely push buttons. But again, like
if that's what how you want to live your life,
I'm good with that. Like enjoy your mini heart attack.
I'm just chilling, like I'm good. You can scream them
all you want TV. You know, I've been called every
name under in the book, not under the book, under
the book too, but yeah, no, I over the stupid
of shit.
Speaker 3 (41:26):
Like, and you're working at a convenience story that's like
open twenty four hours, so I'm sure you get the
drunks in there, and they're a whole different breed.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
I used to be one of them.
Speaker 4 (41:35):
Yeah, I used to be one of them too. Yeah, no,
absolutely it's a good time. I used to work at
one that was by a strip club, and so that
was a good time. Yeah, that was like you could
just like pull up a chair and just watch like
happy hour when the strippers were let out of work.
Whatever time there's shift ends.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
I don't know, it's like in all ones, like three am.
Speaker 4 (41:53):
Yeah, No, it's a good it was a it was
a fun time.
Speaker 2 (41:57):
I can confidently say I've never said foot in the
strip club. We should go, we should do the show
from there.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
No, this one I went.
Speaker 4 (42:05):
The only time I was ever in a strip club
is when I was pregnant. Believe it or not, really,
I was very pregnant. I went because I wanted Okay,
this is going to sound really bad. I know I
shouldn't see this. No, I went because I wanted to
pay for my son's first lap dance. Is that fucked up?
Speaker 1 (42:20):
That's my that's I mean, you know me.
Speaker 4 (42:22):
This is probably not a surprise you at all.
Speaker 1 (42:24):
Actually pay first.
Speaker 4 (42:27):
I wanted to be the one to give him his
first not give him his first lap dance. That's fucked up.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
We should cut it.
Speaker 3 (42:36):
That's the show, everybody. We're so happy you joined us today.
Gabby convenience store manager. You have worked your way up.
I'm very happy for You're doing very well. I hope
people are nicer to you. This is episode nineteen. My
name is Becker. That's my friend Joel, and we do
this every week. We'll see you next time.
Speaker 1 (42:52):
All right, Bye Bye. I won't yell at you if
you ever asked for my idea.
Speaker 4 (42:55):
I just wanted to tell you I appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
Can I look at the front? Can I look at Oh,
you can look at whatever you want to look at you.
I mean, you know where I live now, so you
have my address, you can have it.
Speaker 4 (43:05):
I could never find my way back.
Speaker 1 (43:08):
Okay. Bye.
Speaker 5 (43:09):
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no miners, but your audience is only listen to this.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
So I go to the gym last week for the
first time in a very long time. It's been a
long time since I set foot in the awful gym
up the street from where I live, right, Okay, So
I get in the car, I go down, and I'm
all proud of myself because I'm about to like squeeze
a workout in which again, it's been a while, been
a long.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Time, it's been a while. So here I am driving, driving, driving,
get to the gym. I go to make a left
into the gym.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Here comes this jackwagon on the opposite side of the road,
making a right into the gym, and well, we both
went to go turn at the same time into the gym,
and a little bit of road.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Rage ensued, and you know, like one does.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I threw my hands up in the air, and with
the top down on the jeep and all the windows down,
I yelled, what the hell are you doing?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
So we pull into the gym. I get out of
my car.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
He's on the opposite end of the parking lot, and
all of a sudden, I hear I, white boy, Hey,
white boy, we got a problem, white boy? Yeah yeah,
yeah you yeah, yeah, you, we got a fucking problem.
Tell me, we got a fucking problem. And I'm there like, no,
so this is why I don't go to the gym.
There we go, That's why you don't go to the gym.
(01:19):
Then we awkwardly worked out in the same gym on like,
I avoided this motherfucker obviously. So I went to one
end of the gym and he went to the other.
And the whole time I'm like looking up and making
sure he's not gonna kill me. But yeah, so I
guess the lesson in this story is don't throw your
hands up if somebody cuts you off road, rages alive and.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Well yeah we got a problem, or just don't go
to the gym all together, just left.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Yeah yeah, I would have just worked out at home and.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Then turn around and left. I thought about it. But
then he wins.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
You know, so when you're when you're in there, right, yeah,
were you guys like you make an eye contact?
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Were you?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Were you very aware?
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
I was very aware. I was very aware. He's over there,
I'm gonna go over here.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Yeah yeah, yeah, So did you actually work out or
are you just on like is alert the whole time.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
I was definitely on high alert the whole time. You
know me too.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Anytime I work out by myself, not with the trainer,
it's always short as it is.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
It was extra short this day. Yeah, how long were
you in there? Maybe twenty minutes? Fifteen minutes? It was bad.
It was a speed workout.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I went on the treadmill and I noticed, like I
kept having to like turn around and look over my shoulder.
I know she was galking at me the whole time.
And then I thought, you know what, I think that's
enough for today.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
I think I'm.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Okada, Well, stop pissing people off.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
White white boy.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
White boys a problem, white boy. It's so funny when
when you were doing that, like my hands were in
the air, I thought like, ah, just like some typical
white guy, you know, flailing their arms in the air.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
But it's flailing your arms in the air, a white
person thing since one, sort of since one, Gabby, what
do you think? Kind of right?
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Yeah? I mean usually I just start cursing. Wait are
we allowed to curse on here?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:56):
I thought you guys weren't anymore. I was gonna say, I.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
If we're not allowed to.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Really you're really counting the one time and I'm.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Like, I'm oh, yeah, to a consciousness like episodes ago.
But we don't want to just come off as like
a trashy talk show, you know, and no, oh, well.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Know what you think of us.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
That's what I thought I was here for.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Yeah, shit, you know.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
I was at a wedding over the weekend and there
were people that came up to me that listened to
the podcast, which was super great to hear, and one
of the persons came up. One of the people came
up to me and said, Hey, you asked that Wizard
of Oz question two times?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
What Wizard of Oz qua? Where were they going? What
city were they going to see? Oz? Did you fuck
it up? Both times? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
I got it right, got it right the second time,
did you? And coincidentally, our guest today is the person
I watched that movie with the first time, and I
was like, what, I was probably twenty one, twenty years old.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
It's one of the few movies I genuinely really enjoyed it.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I know you do, and she loves that movie too,
but I remember her telling me about it and I
was like, I never saw that movie.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
She's like, we have to watch it.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
And I watched it, and I don't know if you
recall my review of the movie, but I thought it
was fine. It's fine, but like when I was a kid,
so maybe the magic wasn't there, you know what I mean, Gabby?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
You like the Wizard of Oz? Have you seen that
they're doing it at the sphere in Vegas?
Speaker 5 (04:15):
Now?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
It's it's like an AI version of it.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
The only reason I would ever want to go to Vasion.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
But now the purist though, hate it though, because they
think that it ruined the movie. Because again, like AI
added so much to it. You're seeing a little teeny
tiny bit of the picture. It's like this full immersive experience.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Yeah, but if it's The Wizard of Oz, it's just
it doesn't mean you have to like it more than
the original. It's still part of the experience.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
No, I'll tell you what I want to go see. Well, first, uh,
I got to watch the original. But have you seen
Spinal Tap?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Yeah? Of course, so apparently Spinal Tap two is out now?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Good? I mean put it this way. The people that
have spoken to me about it, I have had nothing
but great things. I have to watch the first one.
I feel like I've attempted to watch this movie before,
but I feel I also maybe spinal.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Tap would hold my attention. Is it longer than an
hour and a half? Probably, I think so.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
I don't remember I watched it so many years ago,
but somebody did just recently invite me to go see
the new one in theaters, and I kind of passed,
why because I'll watch it when it comes out and
is streaming somewhere, you know. Interested, Yeah, it's okay, I'll
watch that. I'll watch it when it's streaming. I didn't
need to see it in the theater. I was gonna
pull that for a trivia question for you this week,
but I decided not to Spinal tap.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Yeah, what about it? But just about the the coming out?
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Yeah, honestly, I asked the I asked that at my
trivia night this past week, and a lot of people
got that wrong. The question was an iconic eighties music
movie just got a reboot, but what's the original called?
And a lot of people were like, Footloose. A lot
of people guess Footloose. A lot of people are stupid
(05:51):
foose reboot? Didn't you tell me they got rich.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
They got that home alone question wrong too, John Candy
and like, yeah, come on, it was funny. Gabby's not
even a movie person, by the way, it was funny.
It was really crossing her fingers at The questions today
were not movie theme, but go ahead.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
When I asked that question, there was this dude that
had just walked into the restaurant where I do the trivia,
and he wasn't even playing, but he was walking to
his seat and he kept coming up to me saying,
I'm really kicking myself. What movie he's Catherine O'Hara, Joe
Peshi and John.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Ky and I don't think there's a movie. They're not
in a movie together.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
I'm like, dude, come on, it's it's also amazing doing
trivia every week. You really meet the Betty better than
yous of the world. Yeah, the no, it all so
Betty better than you. I never heard that before. What
do you mean you never heard that? I've never heard
that phrase before. Do you mean you've never heard that
better than you? Have you heard that before?
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Never?
Speaker 1 (06:46):
What the year is Debbie Downer better? I've heard that
one better than Betty better than you? I never heard.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Our pitch sister Gabby gonna lose it on us today.
I have a feeling he's joining us for the show.
Episode eighteen. Gabby, tell us a little bit about you
really quick. You are a manager or assistant manager?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Now I am in the convenience store world. I am
not at seven eleven, not at seven eleven, one of them?
Eight twelve, eight twelve twelve? What's eight twelve?
Speaker 5 (07:16):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Yeah, geez, we didn't even spark this thing. Yeah, I
flew right over you. Damn great.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Wow, that's telling how this show is going to go. Wow,
So you manage everybody, you're a manager. I manage a lot,
deal with a lot of bullshit.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Yeah, more bullshit with people, or more bullshit with the customers,
Like I mean, you know, not people are customers, you
know what I mean? He doesn't think customers are people?
Talk more bullshit with the employee employees, or more.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
With the customers customers? Yeah, people just they're all terrible.
What the hell did you call her betty better than you?
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Karen?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Ever heard that? No?
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Really, is there another one besides Debbie Downer Betty better
than Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
What's another one? Joe Blow? He's their uncle.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
It's Joe Peshy's cousin. They're all home alone. Yeah, one big,
happy family.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
We are family. I got Betty better than you with me.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
It's hard to say. You spit it right out. Good,
Betty better than you, Betty better than you. Can you
say it really fast, Betty better than you, Betty better
than you, Betty better than you.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
No, ended up spitting somewhere.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Well, this is episode nineteen, Gabby is all right, it's eighteen.
This is episode nineteen. I promise you, and you said
eighteen earlier. So this is episode eighteen or nineteen, one
of those. I think it's eighteen. Pretty sure it's eighteen.
I'm gonna look it up really quick.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
God, I think it's I don't have time for it either.
Let's see.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
I want to make a bet. I think it's eighteen.
What do you want to bet? I think it's eighteen.
I'm telling to smack in the face if you're wrong.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
If you do that. Anyway, we're on episode nineteen. Team,
let's start this shit.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
Welcome to the Blazed and Confused Podcast with Becker and Joel,
The trivia podcast where the questions are high.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
And so are they.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Hates.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
Time to spark your curiosity and light up some knowledge
though Blazed and Confused podcast.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Starts now, episode nineteen.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
My name is Becker. I have been up an alert
since about seven this morning. Joel just woke up about
twenty five minutes ago. Yeah, well so it should be
a great show. That's my friend Joel, by the way,
in my day off, what do you what do you
expect to? Gabby is our guest. Gabby, everybody, yes, everybody us,
that's studio, audience and the people that are listening. This
is the first episode in a while we haven't had
(09:45):
an extra member you know here listening in.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
I like that though.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
I watched their facial expressions and I can tell if
things are like bombing or not.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
It's always good great. So we have nobody to tell
us if it's bombing to that means it's gonna suck.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
You know.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Yeah, Gabby's face will tell all, I promise.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
So. Gabby's a friend and a loyal, loyal listener of
the pod. Right, Yeah, you've listened to every episode.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
I've never listened to a single one. I wanted to
be fresh. No, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
I said last week that we hate with people I
know that's why I said. You guys said that's no.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
I've listened to every single one.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
I just wanted to be fresh. What's your favorite one
so far? And don't say the one with my sister?
Speaker 4 (10:27):
Oh fuck, all right, I do love your sister, just
because the banter is.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Yeah, we need to bring Kelly back. She was a
great guest. Well have her back sometime in the future.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Yeah, Kelly, come back, like right now.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Actually, every time Kelly opens her mouth, I feel understood.
Yeah I do. I feel like, what does she say
that makes you feel?
Speaker 2 (10:46):
I don't know, I really I can't put my finger
on and I just feel less alone in the troubled
world out there. When when Kelly starts speaking great. Yeah,
I don't know if i'd admit that, but I feel
the opposite way. You just feel alone, steel alone, or
maybe you just wish you were alone, like an only child,
you know, Like, I'm sure how she feels, Gabby. What
(11:08):
kind of questions do you think we're gonna have today
for you? Or what what are you hoping I'm hoping for?
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Not fucking movies.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Yeah, I'm trying to look here at maybe one.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
No, thank you?
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Okay, She's a. She's a good, respectable girl.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
Not quite not just kidding.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Well, we have ten questions for you. Is the wrapid round?
We uh done in sixty seconds. All these questions I
think are pretty cool because some are easy, and I
think the theme of the question it's all over the place,
which I think is cool.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
All Right, So you just said there's a theme, but
it's not.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
It's I meant the themes are all over the place, yep.
And I don't know why I would press that one.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Why these questions are all over the place. And probably
the same could be said for the show.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Let's do this thing. Let's do this thing? Please? All right, Gabby,
here we go. What are the five senses?
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Touch, smell, taste, sight, and sound?
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Very good? Got it?
Speaker 3 (12:12):
How often are the Olympic Games held four years? Every
four years?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Ye?
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Now, you got it?
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Okay, great?
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Four? What animal flaps its ears to cool down elephants?
Got it? What is the main ingredient in guacamole?
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Avocado?
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Disgusting? What's the name of the wizarding school in Harry
Potter Hogwarts? Got it? A word that means the same
as another word?
Speaker 4 (12:34):
No?
Speaker 2 (12:35):
What A person who studies space and stars is called
a what astronom?
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Astronomer?
Speaker 5 (12:41):
Got it?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
The past tense of run is got it? What's a
baby frog called?
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Depends?
Speaker 3 (12:49):
The Statue of Liberty was a gift from what country?
Speaker 4 (12:51):
France?
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Got its? You missed one? A word that means the
same as another word.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
It's called synonym.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
You got it?
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Got them all? Yeah? I hope she would. These are
third grade level fucking plas.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
Listen. Would you have gotten along?
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Probably? Yeah, that's how you know they're way too easy?
Speaker 4 (13:10):
Okay, Well do you have another set? Because I'm ready?
Speaker 5 (13:13):
Now?
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Are the Olympic Games held? What do you say every
two years? Well, two different kinds, but the summer of
the Olympics. Yeah, but they each one happens every four years. Well,
then you should have specified how often are se I'm
with That actually trip me up, even though yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Yeah, you got it correct though, see that would have
been more difficult, but I gave. I would have said
too easy. And how about guacamole? I think avocado is disgusting? Really,
I agree that avocado is gross.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
However, I will say in recent years I've discovered that guacamole,
if it's seasoned the right way, is not bad.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
But here's the thing that I don't get about season it.
It's like the more salt the better.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
I think, Well, okay, I don't know some of the
some of the times people say, oh, try thisami, it's great.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
And I say, what does this taste like? Though? Because
to me, it's just as mushy bland, you know.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
I think the texture is really weird. It's mushy. It's creamy, right,
Sometimes some people make it really creamy.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
I don't know. I've never been a fan. I think
it's really discussing.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
I'll take an avocado in any way, shape or form.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Yeah, yeah, how do you season your avocados?
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Salt and pepper, but not a lot of salt? Like
you don't eat you said, I didn't know what that meant.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
I'm like, what else would you put on them? Like
does salt help them a lot?
Speaker 2 (14:34):
No?
Speaker 4 (14:35):
I mean any salt enhances the flavor of anything.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
But you don't.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
You can just eat an avocado, you like walkam only
like on like a lot of things, like everything you
put like it a dip, right, you use it with chips.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
I will eat it on anything like avocado and eggs,
avocado on a burger, Oh yeah, on a burger. It's
so good.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
What would you ruin food like that? I think you
lost me on that one. For food. It's a shame,
isn't it. Oh hey, lou see, Oh look at this?
Speaker 4 (15:02):
Hello, careful.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Fight?
Speaker 4 (15:06):
What do you mean careful?
Speaker 1 (15:08):
She that she just barks a lot.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
We gotta work in progress, and we're working.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
On This is her house. This is not our house.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
I hate when people say that though, that oh it's
my parents were over yesterday and she did her ship.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
She barked, and my dad's like.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Oh, well, this is her turf, and it's like, yeah,
so what doesn't mean that she should be allowed to
bark her ass off like a freaking nimrod.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
I don't know. It's like.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
What you do here because this is your house and
you know that you're like safe, here is her territory.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
She's doing her job pretty much.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
She's sitting behind you, protecting you, or maybe you're protecting her.
I'm not sure.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
She always looks worried, but she's so cute.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
She is really cute.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
We're working on it.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
She gets better every day, Yeah, a little bit better
every day. And we have a treat today from Gabby.
She brought she's it pizza?
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Wow, you enjoy?
Speaker 2 (16:00):
I know you just got done doing what before we
got here? Editing, editing, editing or editing editing an entire
box of the family sized cheese. It's extra toasty, of course.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Did you share them with your family, Lucy? Or was
it you were the family? The family?
Speaker 2 (16:18):
But hear me out, though one person killing an entire
box or cheese, it's between two days.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
That's not that unheard of, is it. No people have
done it?
Speaker 4 (16:28):
Should they?
Speaker 2 (16:29):
No? No?
Speaker 4 (16:30):
Have they got Yeah?
Speaker 3 (16:32):
I suppose and you had the munchies, I assume is
why you tore through them. Oh yeah maybe maybe all
that's up. Yeah, it was crazy. I went to the
grocery store last week. I have the meal prep service,
so they cooked my main meals. I get like my
dinners through them.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
So I really when I go to the grocery store
maybe once or twice a month, I stuck up on
you know, the essentials, coffee, stuff to drink. Yeah that's
about it. So man, I went to the grocery store
last week. I spent like one hundred and twenty five dollars.
I feel like I got nothing. I feel like I
got two cases of soda and a bag of chip
(17:05):
five dollars.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Seriously, I mean in a forty dollars box of family
sized cheese. That's yeah. That thing is like nine dollars now,
oh my god. Yeah you're really good though they are.
Do you get the extra toasty? Yeah? Of course, extrasty
And it's crazy. You can't eat just one like you
have to keep going. Yeah, what is in there that
makes it? I think cheese?
Speaker 5 (17:24):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (17:24):
What? The goldfish are the same way. It's hard to
eat just one like they It's like cracking there or something.
You have to keep eating.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
I'm gonna go pre eat that oven right there real quick?
All right?
Speaker 2 (17:32):
You want to do you have some hold music? Yeah,
I'll put the whole Yeah. While you're in there, can
you get me a bog cos tea?
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Your estimated way time is fifteen minutes. I was looking
at your what is that a ninja? What do they
call those things? A airfire? What? What is that thing
you have?
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Oh? Yeah, it's like a all in one So it's
an air fryer. It's a toaster oven. You can do
everything in there.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Do you use it a lot? I use that a lot? Yeah?
Have you ever cleaned it once. No, can you tell?
Speaker 3 (18:11):
Yeah, because I was like, oh, maybe this pizza will
fit in this little oven here. No, I wouldn't put
it in there anyway. Why it's just crumbs, I know,
but they get all like baked in there. It's very
hard to How would you even go about cleaning that?
There's certain things that aren't made to be cleaned an, I.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
Don't believe that. If you believe that, that's fine.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
I mean, I'm sure there's things out there that you
know you don't clean, though you have a maid service
that comes. Wait, enough of this.
Speaker 5 (18:40):
We may not have all the answers, but they have
all the snacks. He's still blazed and confused.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Podcast. Oh man, the mosquitoes got me bad yesterday. I'm
like scratching a hole in my skeeters at your gig
in the park.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
No.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Actually, I was taking the dog out yesterday here at
the apartment building. And is that bad out there? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:06):
No, the well, I had the dog in the dog
park at the apartment building. More running around, and yeah,
they're bad out there anyway.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
I'm sorry to hear. Then you have sympathy for my bug.
Speaker 4 (19:17):
I'm just thinking, like if you put pants on, well,
I see his hand doing something that looks bad. It's
not as bad as that looks.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Well.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Now you know question number one. Commercials and jingles. Let's
start with this.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
So you were like alive for this, So I hope
that you get this correct because I wasn't. It's one
way about it, one way of saying you're old without
saying you're old.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
That's fine. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Which company used the famous slogan reach out and touch
someone in their commercials?
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Reach out and touch someone? Do you remember it? No,
reach out and touch someone.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
I feel like it was like a phone company. Oh,
reach out and touch someone. Reach out and fun someone,
reach out.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
With their permission. After you get consent, reach out and
someone just can't reach out and do it. You got
to reach out and touch someone, right.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Yes, reach out and touch someone. Gabby has no idea
in my head.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
Actually it popped into my head and I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Do you know it, Joel like O your age?
Speaker 4 (20:36):
No?
Speaker 3 (20:37):
I think by the time I was really hoping that
you could like read it how it was read or
said he reach out and touch.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Someone like reach out. That's not how they said, That's
how they said it. Like I always have to reiterate
that I really like doing this show with him, but
we're gonna get canceled.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
Are they singing it? You should have like you should
have pulled up the clip so that you could play
yead and touch. That's why they don't use it anymore.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
That's something like that. I'm going to say, like AT
and T or something like that. Are you kidding me?
Did I get it?
Speaker 5 (21:14):
All?
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Right?
Speaker 5 (21:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (21:16):
I also that one out of reach out. I'm like, oh, well,
telephone reaching out to something. How did you reach out
to people back in the day.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
That's not what I was thinking at all.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
AT and T wow to reach out to like someone?
Do you remember them using that sort of reach out?
Does it say a year?
Speaker 1 (21:32):
No, I'm gonna find out right now.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
I feel like that was like nineteen eighty nine to
like nineteen ninety three, So it says AT and T
first introduced the slogan reach out and touch the one
in nineteen seventy nine, oh Wow, as part of a
long running advertising campaign created by nw Ayer and Son.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
It was one of the most recognizable taglines in telecom history.
Was heavily used throughout the eighties and into the early
nineties to encourage long distance calling.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
So yeah, I was right. I did pretty good on
that one too.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
All right, this is a new category. We haven't ever
had a question like this. But the category is logos.
So I'm gonna describe to you what the logo looks like. Okay,
and you're gonna tell me what the logo is. A
red and blue circle with a wave through the middle.
(22:23):
Ocean spray.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
No, all right, so no, it's not that. I don't
I don't think it's that.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
But when I asked this at my trivia night, a
lot of people wrote that, let me look up the
ocean spray.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
Like, I think ocean spray's just blue? You said red
and blue circle. Yeah, ocean spray is just blue. A
red and blue circle with a wave through the middle. Man,
that's tough.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
It also isn't really a wave.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Oh you're looking at it. Do you know what the
answer is because you're looking at it? Yeah, Well she can't.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
I know I could pole because you helped me.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
I mean it's Joel's fault that you can see what's
going on right now. So I'm gonna go with Gabby
form my lifeline.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
No, No, you can't do that. Just joking. It's joking.
I don't know. I'm sorry. I think I got it wrong.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
All right, Correc Dancer is Pepsi. Oh man, Now that's
a good one. That's a good one.
Speaker 4 (23:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
So is it not a wave? I think it's a way.
Speaker 4 (23:27):
I mean, it's not like a wave that you would
like an ocean wave. It's just like a white banner.
I would call it like a white banner.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Yeah, but this looks pretty waver to make that one.
Speaker 4 (23:39):
That's not what I think of when I think of
the original Pepsi though.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
See Pepsi has a bunch of logos. This is their logo.
Now this looks like this is fifty years ago.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
That's what I think of when I think of the
original logo.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
They went back to the og one. Yeah, I gotta
come over there and see.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
You go on Google, you search Pepsi logo suggestions, Pepsi
logo wallpaper. Who the fuck is setting their wallpaper to
the Pepsi logo? I mean not to judge, but geez,
look how many wallpapers there are for the logo. This
is crazy.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Somebody had to be the trend question three.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
All right, so it's a new category. I came up
with this sporty cities by color. Sporty cities by color.
So I'm gonna I'm gonna give you the colors for
each of the sports teams, and you're gonna tell me
what the city is. Jesus Okay, let's try it, all right?
(24:37):
So football navy and orange. Baseball red white and blue,
red white and black. For hockey, what's the city?
Speaker 1 (24:51):
One more time?
Speaker 2 (24:52):
So football is navy and orange. Baseball is red white
and blue. Hockey is red, white and black. What's the city?
Speaker 1 (25:04):
The navy and blue is navy an orange? Maybe blue
navy an orange and that's NFL.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Yes, navy and orange is football. Baseball is red white
and blue. Hockey is red, white and black. Do you
know what I will say?
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Here's one. Here's I'll give you a hint.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
There's two baseball teams in this city, and I'm only
giving you one of them.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
What's the other one?
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Well, I can't tell you what the other one is.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
No, I mean, like, what's the other colors?
Speaker 1 (25:39):
I guess it'd be black and white.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
What doesn't help?
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Man? I am struggling with this one. I feel like
the do you think you might say anything?
Speaker 5 (25:49):
Can I?
Speaker 4 (25:50):
I don't know baseball or hockey like at all. But
I feel like the only navy and orange that I'm
thinking of isn't the Broncos.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
All right, I'm gonna go with no.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
Don't say I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
I was copy for my life on Denver.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
That's Denver?
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Is it Denver? Denver is incorrect?
Speaker 2 (26:10):
That was not me?
Speaker 1 (26:11):
I know it was me. I'm so the correct answer
is Chicago, oh man.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
So navy and orange is the Bears, Red white and
blue is the Cubs, black Hawks?
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Is hockey, red white and black.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
I don't know a white Chicago white, so that would
have been like the only one I probably knew.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
That was a really difficult one. That was a really
good concept. Thank you. Did you come up with that
on your own? Or did I did?
Speaker 5 (26:38):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Cool?
Speaker 1 (26:39):
I did love that. We'll do that again for sure.
Thank you very much. Well done. Okay, So I have
one more for you right now. I got to study,
yeah question for twenty what.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Study my colors? My team colors? New category. The last
word has to do with the last lines and the
last words of books. Which classic children's novel ends with
the line It's not often that someone comes along who's
a true friend and a good writer. Charlotte was both sorry,
(27:21):
what classic children's novel ends with the line It's not
often that someone comes along who's the true friend?
Speaker 1 (27:28):
And a good writer? Charlotte was both you don't get that.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
I'm just gonna say Charlotte's Web because it seems to
make sense.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Final answer, Yeah, you sure about that kind of please.
Speaker 4 (27:43):
Let it be right like Babysitters Club.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
I'm just kidding, dude. You wouldn't believe the amount of
people that got that wrong. At my trivia night last week.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
The answer was in the question Yes, that's like when
I asked him about like which Wade more steal or
a kilogram of feathers.
Speaker 4 (28:02):
And he was like, no, that one was more. I
mean that could have been a trick question.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
It was a trick question. He goes, is a kilogram
of very many or something like that?
Speaker 5 (28:12):
What you're about to learn absolutely nothing? Go Blazed and
Confused podcast.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Hate What do you tell that story? Oh?
Speaker 2 (28:20):
I'm just joking with you. We should put that pizza
in the oven though. All right, let's go to my questions.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Question number one.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
All right, I like when you give me the category
for your questions, So I'm going to start doing that. Okay,
music and TV history. Okay, what were the first words
spoken when MTV launched at twelve oh one am on
August first, nineteen eighty one?
Speaker 1 (28:45):
The first words spoken?
Speaker 2 (28:46):
What were the first words spoken when MTV launched at
twelve oh one am on August first, nineteen eighty one?
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Dun due? D you remember?
Speaker 4 (29:00):
Is this common knowledge?
Speaker 1 (29:01):
I don't think I think it is. So are you
talking about like the moon landing? Like the intro of
the moon landing? There's words that are spoken after that,
I think, And he said word.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
I can't remember that the whole opener right now, but
there were words spoken eventually.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
It's like six words. I thought you would know this.
I don't think this is common knowledge.
Speaker 4 (29:32):
Did they say it every time?
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Then?
Speaker 4 (29:34):
Like, was it like the opener every time?
Speaker 1 (29:36):
No, it was like, this is the premiere of MTV,
and they had this whole opener in.
Speaker 4 (29:41):
The premiere of MTV that could have been it.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
You giving up?
Speaker 2 (29:47):
I mean like I've seen you know, the first hour
of MTV about a billion times. Very beginning though, Oh.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
This is gonna do? What if? No, he says that
though it's Mark Goodman, it's the dude. I don't know.
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
Give it up.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Yeah, I'm giving up, all right. Nineteen eighty one.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
That was twelve oh one away, twelve oh one am
MTV launched and it said Ladies and Gentlemen rock and roll.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
That's how they kicked it off. That was the first
voice you heard when it kicked off.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Okay, they did say ladies and gentlemen of rock and
roll every hour, at the top of every hour. So
did they really, Yeah, every hour at the top of
every hour. Yes, that's part of the rocket that's part
of the rocket launch, the moon landing. Oh fuck, I
guess you're right. And you didn't even know it though somehow, Yeah,
because you made it sound like it was the only
first time. What a box question?
Speaker 1 (30:46):
That one, right, fine question too? What a friend? All right?
Speaker 3 (30:51):
Education slash acronym. You know when someone says they're an
to go to college to get their m b A.
What does m b A stand for?
Speaker 2 (31:05):
M b A? Oh?
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Oh, oh, m b A Masters of Business? Uh, Gabby,
do you know?
Speaker 4 (31:19):
I think I do?
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Yeah, you think he's on the right track.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
I do think he is on the right Masters, Masters
of BATI, Masters of Patient.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Association, the Masters of Patient Association. I got my m
b A, me too, It's that easy.
Speaker 4 (31:44):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
What does MBA stand for the Masters of Turkey Turkey?
He's close, right, we'll do it, yeahs of I don't know. Now,
all you have is BASI in your that's a lot, said,
all right, you got it wrong, Gabby. Do you know
(32:07):
what it is?
Speaker 4 (32:08):
Is it Masters of Business Administration?
Speaker 3 (32:10):
It's Master of Business Administration? Yeah, Gabby, got it right.
We'll give her a point.
Speaker 4 (32:15):
Thanks, No, I need there you go. You didn't need it,
but I'll take it.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Great. I'm gonna go get my NBA. But the first one.
I don't want the second one. I want the first one. Leave. Yeah, well, definitely.
Question three, it's just three or four? Three? Okay?
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Banned animals band animals, that's the category, or you can
call them animals. Which US state has banned hamsters as
pets because of environmental concerns? Which US state has banned
(32:54):
hamsters as pets?
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Jean, no idea. I got one and fifty shot. I
think the odds are worse than that.
Speaker 4 (33:07):
Hm.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Any guesses? Wait, how would the odds worse than that? One?
In fifty shots? There's fifty states? How could the odds
possibly be worse. Yeah, I guess you're right. What the
fuck I mean, I'm an idiot? Shot.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
I mean, I know that there's a big push to
get Canada to become a state, but I don't think
that ship's ever gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
I think people need to give up on that Canada
of America. Yeah, which US state has banned hamsters as
pets due to environmental concerns. So think of a state
then maybe has like a lot of greenery, greenery, you
(33:52):
want to keep it safe, and you want to get
Washington state.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
No wrong, Oregon?
Speaker 4 (33:58):
No?
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Am I wrong? Like wrong area? Colorado?
Speaker 2 (34:01):
No?
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Your mom? Yep, wow wow wow. The answer is Hawaii.
Speaker 4 (34:08):
I was gonna say that too.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Yeah, you can't have a hamster in Hawaii. Did you
have a hamster growing up? I did? Did you remember this?
One time?
Speaker 3 (34:17):
It bit me and I didn't know and I was
like in the bathroom washing my hands and blood was
just squirting out all over the walls, the smallest little
puncture in my fingers.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Now they had I had a ham Did you have
a hamster?
Speaker 4 (34:29):
Nah?
Speaker 1 (34:30):
You had a hamster?
Speaker 4 (34:31):
I did my first hamster, MC hamstermc hamps not even
kidding third grade name for a hamster. He was amazing.
He was the best.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
What was your hamster's name? I couldn't tell you. You
don't remember you went through a lot of them? That
you went through a lot of them, Yeah, Jaz what
did you do to them?
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Do anything right?
Speaker 2 (34:52):
No?
Speaker 4 (34:52):
No, no, no, throw a lot of them, next paper
of it.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
I love animals.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Speaking of hamsters, did you ever hear the legend about
the story about Gerbil Jerry the weatherman?
Speaker 1 (35:09):
No, you've never heard about this. You know about this?
I haven't know. No.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Apparently back in the day there was like a weatherman
around here named Jerry, and uh he had a little
bit too much fun with a Gerbil and showed up
about the e R with a Gerbil in his ash?
Speaker 4 (35:24):
Is that a real thing? I hear about that, but
I cannot imagine.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
Give nicknamed Gerbil Jerry. That's horrible weather man that put
a Gerbil up his ass. Your internet providers.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Like, it's probably like urban aw man, it's fake. Huh ah.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
That story is an urban legend. There's no so this
is what chachipt says. Our good friend uh Ai Andrew.
No hospital reports, no credible witnesses, nothing, just a classic
example of a gerbiling rumor a.
Speaker 5 (36:01):
Man.
Speaker 4 (36:02):
I like that.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
Joel's kind of sad about it. It didn't happen after all.
Question for how many astrological signs are there.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
I don't give a fuck. That's how many there are,
Gavvy do you know? Yeah, Gaby, I'll go to my
life pretty easy, I'll go to my lifeline eight.
Speaker 4 (36:25):
Poor, you know you're getting worse.
Speaker 3 (36:28):
Do you know what they're based on? They're based on
like the time of year, maybe you know certain months.
Speaker 5 (36:34):
Do you know what you are?
Speaker 1 (36:36):
I think my virgo right? Yes, you are right? Yes?
So are you?
Speaker 4 (36:43):
No?
Speaker 1 (36:43):
No, you're a libra yes, and you're a cancer. I
am very emotional.
Speaker 4 (36:51):
And I'm very indecisive.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
What's you looking up?
Speaker 4 (36:54):
Oh? Are you cheating?
Speaker 3 (36:55):
I'm looking up Gerbil Jared, Oh my god, leave it alone.
You want to take a I guess at this question. Uh,
I'm going to my lifeline do.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
It twelve twelve?
Speaker 4 (37:05):
Based on their months?
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Yeah, it's based on oh wow, there's one for a
month pretty much. Yeah, they're like spaced out.
Speaker 4 (37:11):
Yeah, it's like the twentieth to the twentieth or something. Stupid.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
As like a follow up question, do you know any
of them? Like besides your own cancer? Scorpio? Oh uh
more nine more fuck Leo, uh virgo Burpo?
Speaker 3 (37:36):
Yeah gee, I don't know, Canibercornricorn, Sagetarius. Yeah, this is Scorpio, aquariumitaris.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Who cares?
Speaker 4 (37:45):
Gemini the worst?
Speaker 1 (37:47):
That's worst? Gives a fuck? Nobody, nobody cares. It's time
for much. I'm excited to try this cheese it pizza.
Who would have thunk it? Who would have thunk it?
What a concept pizza that tastes like cheese. It's m m.
(38:10):
Find it in your local frozen food aisle.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
Right, yeah, so it's cheese at crust with you know,
typical cheese sauce and pepperoni on top.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
Kellie good Gad became very prepared. She brought the pizza,
and she brought the ranch dressing, And she said, what
about the ranch dressing?
Speaker 4 (38:27):
I don't know, I don't remember what the hell did
I say about it?
Speaker 1 (38:30):
You said, I just I thought you wouldn't have rache dressing.
Speaker 4 (38:33):
Oh no, yeah, I almost brought a pan too.
Speaker 3 (38:38):
Don't have almost just brought my ovens, almost brought the
whole oven.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
Honored all this Techi's got around him, right, But we
don't have plates eating like cavemen.
Speaker 4 (38:50):
Sorry, I probably like something into prep and not just
open a box.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
You know, No, thank you.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
I mean, what a stipulation that we're gonna have our
guests bring can feed you. Yeah, that's that's a little much.
I mean, let it be a lesson though, you.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
Know, paid gig.
Speaker 4 (39:06):
So I wanted to earn my you know, my pay
paid gig, that's what he said.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
Yeah, what I know nothing about that. I'd be to
get paid.
Speaker 4 (39:17):
You and pizza.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
Yeah exactly, I'm fine with taking pizza's payment.
Speaker 3 (39:22):
Speaking of your gig, what's like, is there like a
hard story you can recall being in the convenience store world.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
So anybody ever really pissed you off?
Speaker 4 (39:31):
Actually I got screamed at yesterday. Yeah it was a
good time. Yeah, I'm honestly, I actually okay, what did
you do? This is gonna seem like kind of like rude,
but I actually enjoy when people get mad. At this point,
I've been doing this for a very long time, so
it doesn't bother me anymore. It kind of just makes
me happy that I am able to piss somebody off
(39:52):
that much over something. So trivial like asking for ID. Yeah, jeez,
it boggles my mind how many people just get roll
up in arms over it. This guy was screaming at
me yesterday because he I like, we have to look
at make sure that it's your ID, because, actually, believe
it or not, how many people have given me like
their wife's ID because theirs is expired. Yeah, is crazy
(40:14):
because they think we're not going to look at it,
so we'll look. I look at the front and the
guy's like, you don't need to see my fucking address
and my dad And I'm like, I don't care where
you live. I just need to know that it's you.
And I'm like it was I mean, it was crazy.
And one of my other associates came up just to
like back me up because you know, I'm a girl
and whatever. I don't really care, Like you can screw.
I don't have to serve you. Yeah, And he's like,
(40:34):
I come here every day and you guys do this.
And I'm thinking, you come here every fucking day and
you know that we're going to do this, and yeah,
what's the definition of insane? No, he throws a tangibent
all the time, Yeah, all the time. And I'm just like, dude,
like you're the one that's an idiot for coming here
every day and thinking it's going to be different, Like
who's the idiot?
Speaker 1 (40:51):
Yeah me, Yeah, that good time. Sorry that happened. That's
shitty though, And.
Speaker 4 (40:56):
That's what the lady behind the lady was like, good
job keeping your cool. And I'm like, honestly, like I
didn't tell her that, Like I get enjoyment out of
it because I you know, that's like she does.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
Know you're like a button pusher.
Speaker 4 (41:07):
I mean I don't purposely push buttons. But again, like
if that's what how you want to live your life,
I'm good with that. Like enjoy your mini heart attack.
I'm just chilling, like I'm good. You can scream them
all you want TV. You know, I've been called every
name under in the book, not under the book, under
the book too, but yeah, no, I over the stupid
of shit.
Speaker 3 (41:26):
Like, and you're working at a convenience story that's like
open twenty four hours, so I'm sure you get the
drunks in there, and they're a whole different breed.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
I used to be one of them.
Speaker 4 (41:35):
Yeah, I used to be one of them too. Yeah, no,
absolutely it's a good time. I used to work at
one that was by a strip club, and so that
was a good time. Yeah, that was like you could
just like pull up a chair and just watch like
happy hour when the strippers were let out of work.
Whatever time there's shift ends.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
I don't know, it's like in all ones, like three am.
Speaker 4 (41:53):
Yeah, No, it's a good it was a it was
a fun time.
Speaker 2 (41:57):
I can confidently say I've never said foot in the
strip club. We should go, we should do the show
from there.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
No, this one I went.
Speaker 4 (42:05):
The only time I was ever in a strip club
is when I was pregnant. Believe it or not, really,
I was very pregnant. I went because I wanted Okay,
this is going to sound really bad. I know I
shouldn't see this. No, I went because I wanted to
pay for my son's first lap dance. Is that fucked up?
Speaker 1 (42:20):
That's my that's I mean, you know me.
Speaker 4 (42:22):
This is probably not a surprise you at all.
Speaker 1 (42:24):
Actually pay first.
Speaker 4 (42:27):
I wanted to be the one to give him his
first not give him his first lap dance. That's fucked up.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
We should cut it.
Speaker 3 (42:36):
That's the show, everybody. We're so happy you joined us today.
Gabby convenience store manager. You have worked your way up.
I'm very happy for You're doing very well. I hope
people are nicer to you. This is episode nineteen. My
name is Becker. That's my friend Joel, and we do
this every week. We'll see you next time.
Speaker 1 (42:52):
All right, Bye Bye. I won't yell at you if
you ever asked for my idea.
Speaker 4 (42:55):
I just wanted to tell you I appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
Can I look at the front? Can I look at Oh,
you can look at whatever you want to look at you.
I mean, you know where I live now, so you
have my address, you can have it.
Speaker 4 (43:05):
I could never find my way back.
Speaker 1 (43:08):
Okay. Bye.
Speaker 5 (43:09):
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I’m Jay Shetty host of On Purpose the worlds #1 Mental Health podcast and I’m so grateful you found us. I started this podcast 5 years ago to invite you into conversations and workshops that are designed to help make you happier, healthier and more healed. I believe that when you (yes you) feel seen, heard and understood you’re able to deal with relationship struggles, work challenges and life’s ups and downs with more ease and grace. I interview experts, celebrities, thought leaders and athletes so that we can grow our mindset, build better habits and uncover a side of them we’ve never seen before. New episodes every Monday and Friday. Your support means the world to me and I don’t take it for granted — click the follow button and leave a review to help us spread the love with On Purpose. I can’t wait for you to listen to your first or 500th episode!
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