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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The plays Inconfused.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Podcast is rated M from marijuana no miners, but your
audience is only.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
So.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
I had the Z ninety five dream last night that
you're on the air and everything fucks up. Oh no,
I've lived the dream though, where where everything just also
hundreds of times we're live on the air. I mean
I did so many live shows over the years where
things just go wrong.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
You can't help it.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
From when there were cartridges just break on you to
a CD that would skip and skip and skip.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
How do you handle situation like that? Laugh it off?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
What else?
Speaker 4 (00:39):
You know?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
You go fuck?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Some people can panic and just make it obviously awkward,
or they can, you know, make a bit out of it.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I think maybe the first time when that happened to me,
I just got really scared. It's I'm going to die here.
And then then it became commonplace. I mean I could
show you guys a picture. I mean, the last year
I worked there, one of our CD players never worked right,
and we had a home CD player on top of
a computer paper box, yeah, and a ninety nine ninety
(01:06):
five CD player that was like shit. We used to
make fun of it all the time, but it was
the only one that worked. You know, the twelve hundred
dollars technique. CD players used to fail all the time.
But here's this thing on this fucking box and it works.
So how can you argue it?
Speaker 3 (01:20):
How often do you have a dream like that? I
haven't had that dream in years, So it's a sign
for today. Oh absolutely happens to the best of us.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
I'll tell you the last time I had one of
those oh my god, what the hell is happening moments?
Alive in the air, it was the last time we
did a world premiere with new Papa Roach Music. I
talked into it and then I guess I double clicked
the button going into it, and then the next thing
you knew the new song, the imaging going into the song,
and like four commercials were all playing at the same time.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
It was great.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
It was one of those moments where you just had
you just kind of had to step back and say, oh, okay, well,
I have no idea, what's happening.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
I don't know, And I have a question for you.
The new music that you're doing. Does it appeal to you?
Does it suck? Is it in between?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Yeah? Some of it's great, some of it's not.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
One of the two streaming stations. I do katie X
Rock Radio. He just changed the format last Monday, took
all the classic rock out of it. So now he's
playing all new ship. Oh Mike, he's leaving us. Have
a nice day. Have a nice day, Becker, go fuck yourself,
you know. Oh well yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Does he make you roll all the time? Yeah, I don't.
They're cones, you just yeah, they're neat. I like them.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Yeah, I can tell you, man, I love the smell
of it. Yeah, yeah, that's I miss that.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
Well, let me ask you this right now. Does it
smell like marijuana in this barbarous not?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
No, it didn't, thank you. My house used to smell
like pot when I was smoking all the time.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Yeah, I smoke all the time. In there. His MIC's
falling down.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
I didn't even notice. I noticed, because if you're getting quiet,
I gotta get.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
I gotta get new mic stands. I have one if
you want.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
It's gonna be one laying around the radio station somewhere.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Yeah, I mean we should really get a look at this.
My penis is falling again.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
Yeah, you need your microphone needs viagris though, I know
that's the thing.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
The thing's broken on it. They're expensive, though, dude, everything's expensive.
So let me ask you this, what's the most amount
of money you would spend on a pair of sunglasses?
The most expensive pair I own to this day, they
were about two hundred and fifty bucks.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
What did you do? What did you do? He spent
eight hundred? Did you buy like meta? No? No, no, god, no, no,
all right.
Speaker 6 (03:43):
No.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
However, those are very scary because I keep seeing social
media videos like tiktoks, you know, these fucking kids they
go in the stores and they're recording everybody with these
fucking glasses, and nobody has any idea that they're being
recorded because they just look like regular glasses, but they
have cameras on them.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
It's kind of scary. Yeah, it's a little weird. It's
a little weird. I wouldn't get I wouldn't get those glasses.
I think they also look kind of nerdy and stupid.
What do they even call them? VR glasses?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
No?
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Virtual reality, you know, like the smart fucking glasses or whatever.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Smart specs, this is what they should be called.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Smart spicks. Yeah. No, I did not buy those.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
So when I was in California back in February, I
forgot to bring sunglasses or something, or I broke my sunglasses.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
So you know me, I like the sunglasses with the
white rims on the outside. I like the white, the
white sunglasses. So when I was on Venice Beach, they
don't have like a boardwalk there. It's like McAdam, it's weird.
But I were walking, walk and walk and walking, and
here's like this very very very expensive sunglasses store.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
So I'm walking in here and I'm.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Looking looking and come across these really nice white sunglasses
that I really liked, that I really wanted.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
All right, So when you asked me, yeah, the most
I've spent on sunglasses, I said about two hundred fifty
bucks And you went, so what did you do? What
wouldn't your financial advisor. I'm happy about I bought them.
How much were they about?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Four?
Speaker 3 (05:07):
That's not bad, it's not so terrible. I thought they're
gonna be like a grand No, no, I said eight hundred.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
So the best part about oh, gee, I don't know.
Three weeks ago, four weeks ago, now, I went to
go leave the house and lo and behold, can't find
the sunglasses.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Have no idea where they are shocker, feel like you
lose everything.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
So for weeks, within like a day or two of
getting it, by the way, for weeks and weeks and weeks,
I'm kicking myself. I'm thinking I'm never spending this much
money on anything ever again, mind you too. I mean
I didn't really buy it. My Discover card did so no.
I kicked myself for weeks and weeks, and then I
did indeed.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Find the sunglasses yesterday. Thank god. It's a happy ending.
It is a happy ending, a four hundred dollars happy ending.
I hope you enjoyed it. Pretty steep.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
I have three pairs of sunglasses ray Ban in two
Oak least. Guess what I paid for them? Bucks, apiece, nothing, nothing,
oh nothing. The gifts I know, all the millionaires of
my job left them behind.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
I never reclaimed them.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
So this is really interesting. And you told me we
can kind of talk about anything or do anything.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
I don't care.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
So Stash is on with us today, which is a
legendary name, especially in the Lehigh Valley.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
He's gonna roll his eyes. Maybe you're eighty or over.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, legendary rock jock Stash here with us today.
But you're also an auctioneer, which I think is so
fucking cool.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Retired retired auction I gave up my license in February, gotcha.
It was too expensive for me and I wasn't doing
that much work anymore. But I could teach you guys
to be an auctioneer in less than an hour.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Wait, can you talk real fast like an auctioneer? Yes?
And no?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Yeah I can. I'm good at it, but not great
at it. The whole drill is, I have one will
you give too.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Tall a little bit?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Now too two two, but you give the two doubt
bit two two two now three and four and five, six, seven, eight, ten, ten, ten,
twelve and a half, fifteen, seventeen and a half. And
then what you do is you throw words in there
to fill in seventeen and a half. Do you want
to bid twenty and twenty five, thirty, thirty five, forty
and just keep going and you practice an awful lot.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
I don't practice repetition, right, that's.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Pretty freaking cool. If he asked me, you sound pretty good.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
But I can tell you there's for every chance that's
like this, there's a thousand guys out there that are
one hundred times better than me. I was working at
Y one o two and reading and I went to
an auction after work one day and I looked at
the auctioneer and I said I could do better than that.
So I went to school, got my license, never worked
with him, but then went to see him twenty years later.
(07:33):
I'm like, fuck, he still sounds better than Thisha. I
never got better than him, but I've been better than others.
But there were a lot of people that I wish
I sounded like, Yeah, I had a lot of fun
with it. I really enjoyed it. You can you run
a crowd? You know, you are the entertainment. I mean
those people used to come an hour an hour and
(07:53):
a half early with their pads for their seats so
they could sit there and watch Ralph do his job.
And they may not have even bought anything. They were
there for the show. They were there for the show man.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
You know.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Speaking of shows, there's a Storage Wars show.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
I feel like when I talked to people around reality TV,
I don't watch a lot of it, by the way,
Like I got really into F one recently, but only
because of that TV show on Netflix. And when I
talk to people that are f one fans, they're like, yeah,
that show's bullshit.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
You don't know anything about F one. So now I
feel like like Formula one.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Yeah, but now I feel like that with him bringing
up storage Wars to a professional auctioneer, you know, but
I always thought it was pretty fascinating how they did that.
And you said we could become auctioneers in about an hour.
You said, right, pretty much by the end of the show,
we're gonna be auctioneers.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Drill.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
You got to work the drills and work them hard.
I wish you luck. We're gonna work it hard. Hey,
and and can you pass around a little toy back
and forth?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
And chan at the same time, that was one of
the drills we did in school.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
We're going to pass this joint back and forth.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Can't you do that? That'll work one joint?
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Well, you give two two, two joints and three three
three and anybody went four four four?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Would you get the four? There you go?
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Stosh Episode nine The Blaze The Confused Podcast.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Let's start it right now.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Welcome to The Blazed and Confused Podcast with Becker and Joel,
The trivia podcast where the questions are.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
High, and so are they hate.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Time to spuck your curiosity and line up some knowledge.
The Blazed and Confused podcast starts.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Now, how many of these have we done? Though? Nine nine?
Speaker 3 (09:31):
This is number nine, number nine, and we didn't give up,
which is number nine? Pretty promising. I think you keep
saying number nine, What is that from?
Speaker 1 (09:38):
You know what that's from? I'm asking, yoush, you know
what that's from? Some beatleshit.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
I've heard you guys talk about music trivia. I'm kind
of like the same genre of music trivia like you
guys are.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
If the books in front of me, I know it. Yeah,
if it's not, I'm screwed. I cut you off before
stash please. Oh no, I forgot already it, so we
can move on, all right. Some beatlesh.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
I'm not a huge Beatles fan. I like the Beatles,
I don't love them. I don't go out of my
way to listen to them. They are the iconic band
by far, they are, but yeah, you know, resentment for him.
It sounds like I'd rather spend five hours listening to Zappa.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Really yeah, really yeah? Oh come on, uh huh, Well.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
You got to go in my bathroom down here, because
it's a Beatles steam bathroom.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
I did already the last time I was here. Yeah,
I do remember that my Beatles steam bathroom. I don't know,
do you think that's a good idea.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
I just have so much Beetles stuff that I thought, well,
why not just put it all in one space and
put it all in the bathroom and have a Beatles bathroom.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Well, it's just like Elvis, you know, go back to
the auctioneer thing. You know, Elvis is so collectible. The
Beatles are so collectible. So what's somebody gonna do. They're
gonna make so many things that are Beetle oriented that
the collectibles aren't collectible anymore because there's so many of them.
You could tell me something's rare, and I won't belie
leave you in a minute, I really won't, you know.
(11:03):
I bought fireplace tools at an estate sale on Saturday
and they were brass. I took them home and cleaned
them and I actually used away on the Internet to
clean them as opposed to brass cleaner, and it worked. Vinegar,
salt and flour. It's like, holy shit, you cleaned brass
with that and they came out great. And then my
wife looked them up. And somebody's trying to get five
(11:23):
hundred dollars for these things? Wow, and I paid less
than five bucks for with ten other items. So you're
gonna shot them down and pocket the moment. Now I
have a fireplace, and that's where they're gonna go. See,
you don't have the only cool place to live. There
are other people.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Oh bad? So are we giving stash the rapid round quise?
Speaker 3 (11:44):
But before we get into that, let's test your short
term memory right now? What three ingredients did Stosh just mentioned?
Would clean brass?
Speaker 1 (11:56):
All right? I know flower was one of them? Fuck yeah, really.
Speaker 5 (12:07):
Flower salt it's too flower salt and.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Dish soap, No.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Stash, vinegar vinegar? Alright, well two for three, that's not
that bad.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
He yeah, got you right off the bat of my friend.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
He only sounds smart. So I have short term memory loss.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
It's because the constant weed smoking, which I'm trying to quit.
But again, let me say it again, this weed theme
podcast ain't helping me much.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Give me a you know, be a quitter. Listen.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
I want to be ain't cool man? I want to
be a cup backer and that's what I want to be.
You can do that a cut back. I only do
this in the evenings or on the weekends all day long.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
You're full of ship. I only do this all the
evenings or the weekends all day long. Stash.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
You've heard the show, you know how it goes kind.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Of ah yeah, I know.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
You do some trivia and I can be a lifeline
if you guys want me to be. It all depends
on what mood you're in.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
We also have a newer thing called the wrapid round,
and we fire off ten or so questions, you know,
whatever you can get done in sixty seconds. We're going
to do that to the guests. So you're going to
be the second person doing this. I think he looks through.
He looks odd really excited about this. So a really
quick recap of your career, your radio career.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Go for it.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
I started the day Lennon died at wilk and wolfsbur
which is December nineteen eighty eighty.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Wow, how was going to say?
Speaker 3 (13:41):
The pressure first day on the job in that news break.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
I started at eleven o'clock.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
By twelve week got the news and I got to
meet just about everybody. It's the only night I ever
I worked there. Four months. It was the four worst
months of my life. Working overnights. I worked six overnights
midnight to six Monday through Saturday. Sunday was my day off,
and I ran Larry King Live. I wanted to shoot myself,
I really did. It was awful, and back then they
(14:09):
didn't have computers.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
You had to like sit there and monitor everything and
plug plug commercials and whatnot.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
I had thirty seconds to kill, fifteen seconds at the
top of the hour and thirty at the bottom, if
I remember correctly, That's about it. I did a live
show the first two weeks I was there, and then
we were running some radio theater shit and that was
god awful. So it was it was an album you
just throw the needle down and walk the fuck away
from it.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Wow, where'd you go after that?
Speaker 2 (14:37):
And then I worked at WPCN and Mount Pocono. I
was the first guy on the air there. That was
April of eighty two. That was a year and a
half of a nightmare, making one hundred and fifty dollars
a week. The owner insisted we wear slacks to work,
you know, it was the old radio thing where guys
used to wear ties and that kind of stuff. Then
the one day the owner's kid came in in jeans
(14:58):
and he was a job worked full time there, and
I said, hey, if Georgie gets to dress like this,
I'm dressing like this too, because I can't afford to
dress the way you guys want. I didn't last very
long there. I heard I was getting fired, so I quit,
and then I had a grievance and went to unemployment
and wound up getting unemployment and then I got a
(15:19):
call to come.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
To WAEB for three years. I got fired there and then.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
It's the best firing story out of the three I got.
And then I started as ZZO in December of eighty five.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
How long were you on ZZO? Then? Ten years? Almost?
You know.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
At the time, I thought, shit, I'm not gonna have
a problem getting a job. This will be great. Took
me three years to find a job, a full time job.
I mean, I worked at w LV. The best comment
about that, a friend of mine said, when he heard
me on the air, he thought it was an out
of body experience. So and it was, you know, playing
in adult contemporary music back then, it was pretty much
(15:57):
the same one one hundred point seven is now. And
then I worked at MGK in Philadelphia for six months.
I was doing what Joel did mobile DJ work making
all this kind of money and then going to Philadelphia
to make sixty five fucking dollars to work overnights Gee
and you know, but it was the chance to work
in top five Philadelphia in Philadelphia, and I had to
(16:18):
do it.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
I had to.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
I've heard so many stories like that. It was like, listen,
you get that opportunity to just do.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
It, and I knew I was never going to move up.
And then I did the old well do I want
to make six hundred and fifty dollars or do I
want to make sixty five? And it was very simple.
And then I worked at Why went I two in
Reading for a year and a half, and then I
was working at Oldies ninety nine point nine and then
The Hawk for six years and then we met Ye
and that's pretty much I mean.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
And then I've done Piddley crap.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
After that, you still do stuff though.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
I do two internet stations for volunteer, kd X Rock
Radio dot com and the Blaze Rocks dot Com.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
I like the Blaze Rocks. I really do. It's sixties
through nine East classic rock.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
My wife has always wanted me to take a book
and write down for a therapeutic reasons things when I'm thinking,
and I use the show for that. You know, I
do it to keep my mind active and as sharp
as I can because I need it. And I can
tell you since I haven't gotten high since December thirtieth
of twenty twenty four, I do remember more. Not much,
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but I do.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Let's see if you know these questions? Wrap it around?
Here we go? All right, go back and forth. I
wrote them.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
I put them on a one side this time. You
can't screw it up. And look at I even labeled it.
Look at this big print. What does it say at
the top?
Speaker 7 (17:39):
There?
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Wrap it around, questions, frustash. The game begins in three.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
In what movie did Nicholas Cage's characters say, I'm going
to steal the Declaration of Independence?
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Fourth of July? All right?
Speaker 5 (17:55):
Mount Everest is location on the border between Nepal and water.
Nice wording on this question, but sorry that Mount Everest
is location on the border between Nepal and What my god?
Speaker 1 (18:08):
And I'm the fucking idiot.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
They opened up an encyclopedia from nineteen seventy four and
took questions. Thanks, thanks, I'm screwed. Nepal and the George
from the Beatles.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
No, the artist known as the Queen of Pop is.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Michael Jackson, Queen the Artist. I'm sorry, I've never heard
that Britney spears.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
The Beatles originated from the city of what Liverpool? Liverpool?
Very good? The capital of Canada is I'm telling you,
maybe I'll go Toronto. The largest island in the world
is what Hawaii.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
The first woman to be inducted into the Rock and
Roll Hall of Fame.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Was I think a guess, Janis Joplin.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
A group of owls is called a lucky group.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
How about this? The slogan the happiest place on Earth
refers to what.
Speaker 5 (19:03):
Oh fucking Disney Disneyland very good.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
The hardest natural substance on this earth is what?
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Uh diamond got it? Just in time? Just in time?
Did he do well? I don't think so. I mean
it's okay, Stosh. I don't know a lot. I didn't
expect to pat on the back from either one of them.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
All right, So question one and what movie did Nicholas
Cage's characters say I'm going to steal the Declaration of Independence?
That was national treasure? Question two. Mount Everest is location
on the border.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
That's such a day pup. Sorry, I'd be reading it
the same way if I was him. Funny, I don't know,
it's so funny. Wait, so explain this.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Mount Everest's location is on the border of Nepal and China.
The artist known as the Queen of Pop is Madonna.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Oh why the hell didn't I get that? Capital of
Canada is Ottawa.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
The Beatles originated from the city of Liverpool.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
You got that. One first woman to be.
Speaker 5 (20:04):
Inducted to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is
indeed Eurethra Franklin.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Not Urethra Arethra. I should have known that.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
The largest island in the world is Greenland. A group
of owls is called a fucking parliament. Are you sure
about that? Is that is correct?
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Parliament? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (20:22):
The slogan the happiest place on Earth refers to Disneyland,
and the hardest natural substance on earth is a diamond.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
You got it right? Yay? What did I win? A
brand new car? Brand new car? I wish?
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Now we have questions for each other, don't y Yeah,
that's the plan, Dollar says, I do better here.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Yeah, so you're our lifeline.
Speaker 5 (20:45):
Now we can use you once with our four questions respectively.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
I'm only gonna laugh here.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
I'm not gonna comment, but but if I know the answer,
I'll tell it.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Okay, all right, who's going first? Michael me, you can
go first? All right? Question number one, let's.
Speaker 5 (21:01):
Start with drunk on trivia for the category. Okay, alcohol
related questions? All right, what beer has the slogan stay
thirsty friends?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Is it? Stella r twist?
Speaker 3 (21:19):
Oh, it's that guy with the glasses. He's got sunglasses
that he probably paid FO hundred dollars for.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
What was his name?
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Mister, mister unbelievable? Didn't you have a character name?
Speaker 1 (21:28):
I have no idea what you're talking about?
Speaker 4 (21:30):
Friends?
Speaker 1 (21:31):
I don't remember. Friend.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Yeah, he's got a real thick accent.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
And I can't think of what beer it is? Either wrong,
I have no idea. Man, The correct answer is dull
sky doll secis stay thirsty my friends? It was just friends.
He wrote that wrong? I think he did too. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
The location is yeah really yeah, let me let me
change it, stay thirsty friends. Question two, it's still your turn.
Speaker 5 (22:07):
Did I give you the choice? A kind I kind
of like doing that. Sure Geography the human body or movies?
Speaker 1 (22:14):
The human body.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
In what part of the human body are the carporal
and metacarporal bones located. You're saying the words wrong. By
the way, it's carpal like carpal tunnel. I don't carporal whatever.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
It's not corporal. Clink.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
It's your fingers, right or not your toes?
Speaker 1 (22:34):
You're gonna see your hands. Question three movies or geography movies? Please?
What popular America movie has the most F words out
of any other movie? Which America movie? American? You didn't
say that, you said America. What popular American movie has
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the most F words out of any other movie? I
got it, Mikey. Is it jang Go on Chains? It
is not Django on Chain? Really, you know what it is?
Is it pulp fiction? Is Mike?
Speaker 3 (23:05):
I don't know, Stosh, even though I already got it wrong.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Let's see what'd be wrong? Slap shot? Slapshot is wrong?
Oh wow? What all Newman just says fuck left and.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
The correct answer is Wolf of Walls Man, Wolf of
Wall Street.
Speaker 5 (23:20):
I don't know how many F bomb should I find
out here? We should ask chat rept.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Shure we absolutely all right? How many F bombs are
in the Wolf of Wall Street movie?
Speaker 7 (23:29):
The movie has about five hundred and sixty nine of them,
which is a record baking number for a mainstream phone.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Man.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
All right, since you still have the mister gpt out, Yeah,
ask him slap Shot?
Speaker 1 (23:42):
How many f words does the movie slap shot? Haven't it?
Speaker 7 (23:45):
Slapshot is a classic hockey movie from the seventies, and
it's known for its colorful language.
Speaker 6 (23:50):
It has around one hundred and fifty f bums.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Wow Wow, notable for its time, for its time.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Yeah, where's your sister?
Speaker 6 (23:58):
I don't actually have a sister. You're referring to something
else or someone else.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
Let me know, Joel and I talked to this thing
one night for like an hour and a half.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
How did it work out for you? Did you get
a date? Either one of you? Are my questions done? Oh?
You have one more? Right? That's what nice?
Speaker 4 (24:15):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Wait did I give you the answer? Yeah? Yeah yeah,
Wolf of Wall, Yeah yeah, I've actually never seen that movie.
Believe it or not? Yeah, I believe that.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
You definitely believe like two hours and forty five minutes,
it's way I'm gonna check it out.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Wait, who has two hours and what you say? Forty
five minutes? Something like that?
Speaker 3 (24:31):
Who has that much time to sit and watch a
fucking movie, Joe, do you have nine jobs? Of course
you don't have time to watch a movie that long. Yeah,
But like like today I had the day off, I
had plenty of time to sit and watch a movie.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Actually, you know what, I did sit and watch a
movie today? A movie on Netflix? Would you watch? It? Was?
Speaker 5 (24:47):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (24:47):
What the fuck was it called? Mel Gibson was in it.
Speaker 5 (24:50):
It was a movie about him like working at a
radio station where there's caller like threatens to like kill it.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Oh yeah, came out last year. It was so bad.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
Don't give it away? Was so bad because the ending
really surprised me.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
I don't really.
Speaker 5 (25:03):
Remember what the ending was because I fell asleep it
was that bad. What was it called on the Line?
Speaker 1 (25:08):
On the Line? I think it was called on the Line?
Mel Gibson movie? Right? What else is mel Gibson in that?
I would know anything.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
That you've watched? Definitely not. This weapon is like I
think he's probably most famous mel Gibson The Passion of
the Christ. Yeah is he Christ? If you ask him?
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Question for twenty what? Alright?
Speaker 5 (25:34):
So geography is your last questionnaire? Mister Becker, which two
continents are entirely in the southern hemisphere.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Antarctica. Antarctica's one in Australia, and Australia is the other one.
Very good, Wow, very good?
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (25:53):
What are you a geography?
Speaker 2 (25:55):
I get my geography is the ascent? Is that like
a thing that we should know about?
Speaker 7 (26:04):
No?
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Oh, I made that up trivia.
Speaker 4 (26:07):
Man, it's like the universe asking us questions. You know, Yeah,
a blazing confused podcast.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
What's in your nose right now? It's very strange.
Speaker 5 (26:19):
Oh, it's a boom boom stick. It's a nasal stick.
Anytime I feel the urge to vape, I stick this
stick up my nose.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
How's that working out for you?
Speaker 5 (26:28):
It's all right. I haven't vape since April and it's
now July. So the boom boom stick.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Do you feel any better? I feel great. I feel
like I can actually breathe now.
Speaker 5 (26:36):
I'd feel even better if I quit smoking marijuana too.
But again, this podcast is screwing me up. I hate
the name of it, boom boom stick. Well, I guess
maybe that's not what you're really supposed to call it.
Maybe it's just a nasal stick. This one is a
flavored as a lavender, so you stick it up your
nose and it like it's like essential oils. It like
wakes you up, you know, I feel woke.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
I feel awoken.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Yeah, yeah, anyway, you can ask me my questions. Question
number one, all right, geography. The US state that shares
a border with only one other state is what?
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Oh? Oh oh, I've never been there. It's like way
up there. Oh fuck, I think it's Maine. You got it?
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Oh? Main?
Speaker 1 (27:23):
That was easy.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
Yeah, hey, way up there, yeah, way up there. Yeah,
don't ask me what on its own essentially?
Speaker 1 (27:29):
What border does it share with the other? What's the
other state?
Speaker 2 (27:32):
I have a go ahead. I'm sorry. And then I
got the romaniac story. If you want.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Vermont, no, what is it? I don't know. I'm asking you.
Why'd you say no? If you don't know? The handsome
I don't know. Vermont sounds wrong. I can't be Vermont.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Stosh probably have something more intelligent to talk about. Got
not much more. But the one time when I went
to the engineer Mick Ryder up to Maine from Allentown.
We went to rob a radio station up there that
were getting rid of all this stuff. He didn't want
them to throw it away. So we went grabbed all
this equipment and I said, I'm want to get high
in your truck.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
And he said, there's no fucking way, you're getting hard,
and he was.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Growling at me. So I drank like sixteen beers on
the way up instead, and so I was asking him
every five minutes to go to the bathroom. And by
the time we got to Maine, I was so drunk.
And then we're in a bar at like midnight one
in the morning, and I'm hungover. I already took like
an hour nap and then got hung over, and then
we had to go go I'll get all this crap
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the next day. And that these big atari reel to
real machines, about four of them.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Leave them there. They're fucking heavy. He's growling at me.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
I took all four of them and like made three
hundred bucks each on him, and he was miserable with me.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
And I sold them right in front of him.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
We were at some ham fest and some guy bought
all of them for like a thousand bucks or whatever,
and yeah, he said, I told you I could make
money on those. Haha, there you go. But he wouldn't
let me get high. So I got I'm back fuck
him back in the good old days. You never answered
my question about Maine. By the way, what was it
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you never remember?
Speaker 3 (29:10):
What were we talking about? What state does a border?
I'm gonna say Vermont?
Speaker 1 (29:14):
What state does Maine border? Or New Hampshire?
Speaker 6 (29:17):
Maine actually borders New Hampshire.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Who's your sister? She hot? What she hot? Put your
sister on?
Speaker 7 (29:26):
I think there might be a little confusion. It's just
me here, but I'm happy to chat about anything you like.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Let me know what you're curious about your sister, your sister.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
Question two? Wait, no, you went back to the first one.
There he's in charge, you know. Isn't that funny to
think about one?
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Maine borders New Hampshire? Yes? Gotcha? All right?
Speaker 4 (29:51):
Question two?
Speaker 3 (29:53):
What was the first toy ever advertised on TV?
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Oh? I know this. It was in nineteen fifty. Oh,
I know this. Do you know this? Stash? Maybe?
Speaker 3 (30:02):
All right, So keep that in mind if you if
you don't think you think that it's a mister potato head?
Speaker 1 (30:07):
You got yes, did you have one of those grown
up I did? Yeah? I did.
Speaker 3 (30:14):
Actually, to be honest with you, and this sounds ridiculous.
But I don't know if I had a mister potato Head.
I think I only had a Missus potato head.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Is it the same thing? Almost? Man? What's the difference? No?
Penis question three?
Speaker 3 (30:30):
Which instrument is known as the king of instruments? Which
instrument I do as the king of instruments?
Speaker 1 (30:42):
I know, I want to say the piano, but I
feel like that's wrong, wrong. I don't know, but you're close.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
Harpsichord, no fuck any other guesses?
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Uh, piano, but up close? Organ? Yeah? Oh wow, Organ?
It is the king of instruments, now, you know, right.
Organ's hardest shit to play, dude, isn't.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
It like all these levers or is it levers?
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Well, the levers is to get the different sounds out
of it.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
But the reason why organ's hard is because it's basically
piano with your hands but also piano with your feet.
But at the same fucking time. Man, it's crazy. It's bersark.
Your feet is the bass notes. All the low notes
is your feet normally, and then your hands normally. There's
like three or four levels of keyboards, but it's all
different sounds and different octaves and different shit which you
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control with the levers and you tried it before. I mean, like, yeah,
I've screwed around with an Oregon before. It's just hard.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
He's screwed around with an organ before. He's there. I
hear one or two?
Speaker 4 (31:44):
Question four twenty what.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
What letter does not appear in any of the US
state names? There's one letter that does not appear in
any of the state names. I go three of them.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Uh oh is visiting third grade right now?
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Not a big state guy? Huh nah? I was never
a big state guy.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
What letter does not appear in any of the US
state names?
Speaker 1 (32:19):
I might use my lifeline here.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
Z no no I thought about any other guesses.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
I was gonna say, Q Q is right. Wow. I
surprised myself this week. Good job. We both did pretty good, right,
I think so?
Speaker 3 (32:37):
I think you might have done better, which is to
be expected.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Slap yourselves on the asses, guys. Go ahead. But you
know what we ought to do.
Speaker 5 (32:45):
We ought to start like a listener line or something
where people can send us. I gotta I gotta ask
about that. If there's a way that people can send us,
like messages on the iHeart app.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Yeah, that would be cool. You know, some listener input,
some listener it because they're the smart ones.
Speaker 5 (33:02):
Well, you know, this is what I do when I'm
live on the radio and I have no idea what
to talk about. I go on the radio and I say, wow,
I have nothing to talk about today. What do you
people want to talk about? Call me up and let's
talk about something.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
I I did that at Zezio one hundred times at least,
and it works.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Sometimes I don't know what this is. There's this button
in when I press it, and this is this.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
Guess that sound? We should do it? Start doing I
guess that sound? That'd be fun.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Yeah, you know, we could call it. What the heck
is that? Fuck? Is that the How come he didn't
give me easier trivia questions?
Speaker 3 (33:39):
They were just all random from chat EPT. Is that
where they came from?
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (33:43):
I double checked the answers though, just in case.
Speaker 5 (33:45):
Yeah, sometimes she gives me wrong answers, I say she.
I think mine's actually a dude, right.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
I think his sister does not exist? Does not exist?
Where's his sister?
Speaker 2 (33:55):
We're going to keep asking him, though, asking me as
a brother, ask him, now, what was the dumbest question
that you asked chat GPT the one night when you
guys are fucking around with that, and you kept asking questions.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
We were just going on and on and on and
on and on. It was just like a conversation that
just kept going and going, and we kept talking about
it's sister, asking like big boobs or what you know,
just like like a bunch of kids.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
You know, if there's.
Speaker 6 (34:23):
Anything you're curious about, feel free to ask away.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Where's your fucking sister.
Speaker 7 (34:29):
So if there's anything else you'd like to chat him
out or any questions you have, just let me know you.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
Have a brother. Then if you don't have a sister.
Speaker 6 (34:36):
I'm here to help and make things fun and interesting.
Speaker 7 (34:39):
So if there's anything you'd like to know or talk about,
he's just de escalating, trying.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
To make it fun and interesting. Believe me, I'm trying
to make it fun and interesting.
Speaker 6 (34:47):
I appreciate you keeping things lively.
Speaker 7 (34:49):
If there's anything specific you want to chat about or
any fun topics you're curious about, I'm all yours.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
This is like the documentary I watched today about the
Cleveland Brown Security team where how they de escalate problems
with people. People are drunk and stupid and get even
stupider when they drink and automatically, you get caught vaping
on camera there, you get kicked out no matter.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
What you know. But they're nice about it.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Yeah, I mean they compacted everything into forty two minutes.
But still some of them, you know, were probably very volatile.
And I'm talking about the security guys too, because at
some point you're going to lose control.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
You have to.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
You see and hear these people being Did they get
stupider as they get drunker?
Speaker 3 (35:33):
Yeah, Joels like that.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
What stupider as I'm drunker?
Speaker 2 (35:37):
The one thing I did people are The one thing
I did learn about that was they found a package
somewhere and they thought it was a bomb, and the
dog alerted them that it was a bomb. But it
was actually somebody that brought in someone who had passed
away their ashes. They were going to sneak onto the
field and spread his ashes on the field as a
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wish to that person, the final wish that they would
be spread on the field at Cleveland Brown Stadium. But
the carbon that's in the ashes tests like a bomb,
and I never knew that. So now you could throw
that trivia question at somebody and everybody will go.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
That's not true.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
Yeah, there you go. Joe, What did he just say?
Speaker 1 (36:19):
What? Shut up? Oh?
Speaker 2 (36:22):
That was funny before it was funny again. Thanks for
the invite, guys, I really appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (36:32):
Sash Man Episode nine Blazed A Confused Podcast.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
We're gonna say good night now. I think it's time
for a nap. Good night, good night, good night. Get
a milkshake. A milkshake that sounds good. How about a
caramel Sunday from McDonald's.
Speaker 3 (36:46):
But they got rid of the peanuts the fuck because
of allergy issues.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
Fuck your allergies, you're ruined.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
They're ruined a person, right Like friends.
Speaker 4 (36:59):
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