August 1, 2023 • 7 mins
She found some condoms and they do not use condoms!!! War of the Roses w CK and Carmen!
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(00:00):
Cheaters, Beware of the Roses.He's on the air with Ck and Carmen
in the morning on B ninety five. All right, so when you think
somebody's cheating, as someone's being unfaithful, you hit us up and we get
to the bottom of things inside ofWar of the Roses. Ck and Carmen
B ninety five, Good morning,talk to us. Hi, all right,
so you want to do a Warof the roses on your man's Eli.
(00:23):
What's happening? Yes, um,well, we've been space for about
two years and right now we're talkingabout the idea of moving in with each
other. Okay, Um, Sowe recently took a road trip together and
when I went to look through Eli'stoiletry bag for tweezers, I saw he
(00:43):
had old condoms in he's toiletry bag. And we don't use condoms. Wait,
you said old condoms and use condoms. She said, they don't use
condoms. Oh so you found condoms, but they don't use condoms. Okay,
right exactly, And I mean Ithought they might be from like previous
hook up. So I'm not onehundred percent worried, but because we may
(01:06):
be moving in together soon, Ijust I really want to know, you
know, right, mind, You'relike, let's just let's just adjusting the
elephant in the room. Well,damn it, Like how long is he
not cleaned out his toiletry bag?Has he been going on other trips recently?
Um? Not that I can thinkof. That's why it's so bizarre
to me and y'all have been togetherfor two years. Yeah, and there's
(01:30):
condoms in the toilet dry bag.Yeah, nd in the toiletry bags be
fair Like when I first started datingmy man, right, we were about
a year in, maybe maybe ayear in, I don't know. Um,
but in the center console, Ifound some condoms too that looked like
they weren't new, Like they lookedlike the box was a little like worn,
(01:52):
like yeah yeah, yeah yeah,and like they had been sitting in
there along with like papers and otherstuff just a minute, just in case.
But I had to question it too, because what is yeah, what
if they just the box may bea little mess up, but he had
just bottom or something. So Ithink it is something that you should get
to the bottom of it exectually.I think it is fair for you to
ask or at least get to thebottom of it and if you don't want
(02:14):
to ask because you don't feel likehe's gonna be honest, and yeah,
this would be the way to go. Now, this is the way to
go. You definitely have the redflag right there. You found some condoms
in the toiletree bag. See,I'm the type of person not do the
math. Y'all been together for twoyears. If he hasn't taken trips in
over two years, then you knowwhat, You're right, Yeah, maybe
they's some old condoms. But ifyou're like, you know what he did
(02:34):
the trips about six months ago,did something a year ago? I know
he used this toilet tree bag?What's these condoms? Folks? That's that
part is she like seems to notremember really right right? I can understand
that too. So you're like,man, I'm not sure. Here's what
we're gonna do. You're not likekeeping score right, right, Okay,
(02:55):
So here's what we're gonna do.We're gonna call Eli, We're gonna offer
up a dozen roses, we're gonnasee who he's gonna send the flowers too,
and we're gonna find out what's upwith the condoms in the toiletry bag.
That's what we do hold on now, okay, okay, c K
and Carmen B ninety five, inthe middle of the War of the roses.
(03:15):
What's Eli gonna say? You're gonnafind out next c K and Carmen
in the morning catching those cheaters.It's war of the roses now on B
ninety five. So the question is, are we gonna catch a cheater right
now? C K and Carmen's Bninety five. Yes, we're in the
middle of a war of the roses. I'm gonna call Eli now and find
(03:39):
out what's up with those condoms inthe toiletry bag. She found those condoms.
She's trying to figure out what's up. Hello, good morning, good
morning, good morning. I'm lookingfor right Eli. Yeah, that's Eli,
Eli. How you doing one?It's Rogers from CNC Floral. See,
(04:01):
we're a brand new floral shop thatjust opened up in Fresno at Sean
Blackstone, and we have a tremendouspromotion to day in which Eli, you
just want a dozen free roses?Oh? Is that right? Yes,
it is a matter of fact.We're not gonna ask for your credit card
information, none of that stuff.You were selected at random and all we're
doing is a word of mouth promotiongoing up against the big guys. I'm
(04:23):
gonna stop you right there, holdon, you know, me and my
girl listen you guys all the time. I'm gonna tell you right now,
this is war of the roses.This is war of the roses right now.
Okay, you're not getting me.You're not getting me. Okay,
yeah you right, yeah right ckand carm and being ninety five. So
if you know it's war of theroses. You know we're on the radio.
You know your girl is right herearound the corner where she hello you
(04:43):
there? Yeah, what about thecondoms in your guy your toiletry bay,
that's what she's called playing around,And you don't think we know about the
condoms in the toiletry bag? Lookingfor them tweezers and the condoms is up
in there, yead, Oh mygod. You know honest, I don't
really use that bag, Like Igo on out of town maybe once every
(05:05):
few years. And if you check, like the date on my toothpaste,
it's probably exploit I remember using mytoothpaste on the trip of one recently.
It was all stale and nasty,So yeah, I had condoms in there
from I don't even know if they'reprobably like three years old. It's just
my it's just the bag I've alwayshad, ready to go when I need
it. But yeah, most ofthat stuff never gets touched. Okay,
(05:29):
okay, okay, So you're sayingthat these are old products that you had,
Yeah, yeah, because we don'tuse condoms. So yeah, I
could see why she would be suspiciousof that. All right, Well you
know, um, you might wantto check the date on him condoms just
saying damn um. But you know, if those really are old condoms and
(05:54):
it's an old toyletree bag, Iguess there's nothing here. Yeah. Yeah,
they're they're old, which means,um, you know, you can
get on with your new journey,which you we're talking about moving in together.
Yeah, yeah, we're gonna movein. You know, I'm gonna
throw out those old common condoms fromthe toiletry bag. And you never know,
maybe when she's off the pill,maybe there might be a little Eli
(06:15):
coming around to worry about those condoms. He's planning a future with you girls.
Yes, you know what, that'sbeautiful right there. Okay, I
mean the reality of it is,no condoms, Well, they're old condoms
and he wants a little Eli withyou, my guy, all right,
a little Eli with you. That'sso cute, just laughing, don't even
(06:39):
know what to say. Listen,I'm just happy these things are old,
and yeah, let's move past it. So now now everything's out. There's
no more hiding anything, right right, I love you, love you,
all right. Thank you so muchfor also listening to the show. And
we appreciate you, guys. Youguys have a great day. Okay,
oh all right, appreciate it.So there you go. Man, good
news inside the wharf, the roses. He can Carmen, it's been eety five
Cheaters, Beware of the Roses.He's on the air with Ck and Carmen
in the morning on B ninety five. All right, so when you think
somebody's cheating, as someone's being unfaithful, you hit us up and we get
to the bottom of things inside ofWar of the Roses. Ck and Carmen
B ninety five, Good morning,talk to us. Hi, all right,
so you want to do a Warof the roses on your man's Eli.
(00:23):
What's happening? Yes, um,well, we've been space for about
two years and right now we're talkingabout the idea of moving in with each
other. Okay, Um, Sowe recently took a road trip together and
when I went to look through Eli'stoiletry bag for tweezers, I saw he
(00:43):
had old condoms in he's toiletry bag. And we don't use condoms. Wait,
you said old condoms and use condoms. She said, they don't use
condoms. Oh so you found condoms, but they don't use condoms. Okay,
right exactly, And I mean Ithought they might be from like previous
hook up. So I'm not onehundred percent worried, but because we may
(01:06):
be moving in together soon, Ijust I really want to know, you
know, right, mind, You'relike, let's just let's just adjusting the
elephant in the room. Well,damn it, Like how long is he
not cleaned out his toiletry bag?Has he been going on other trips recently?
Um? Not that I can thinkof. That's why it's so bizarre
to me and y'all have been togetherfor two years. Yeah, and there's
(01:30):
condoms in the toilet dry bag.Yeah, nd in the toiletry bags be
fair Like when I first started datingmy man, right, we were about
a year in, maybe maybe ayear in, I don't know. Um,
but in the center console, Ifound some condoms too that looked like
they weren't new, Like they lookedlike the box was a little like worn,
(01:52):
like yeah yeah, yeah yeah,and like they had been sitting in
there along with like papers and otherstuff just a minute, just in case.
But I had to question it too, because what is yeah, what
if they just the box may bea little mess up, but he had
just bottom or something. So Ithink it is something that you should get
to the bottom of it exectually.I think it is fair for you to
ask or at least get to thebottom of it and if you don't want
(02:14):
to ask because you don't feel likehe's gonna be honest, and yeah,
this would be the way to go. Now, this is the way to
go. You definitely have the redflag right there. You found some condoms
in the toiletree bag. See,I'm the type of person not do the
math. Y'all been together for twoyears. If he hasn't taken trips in
over two years, then you knowwhat, You're right, Yeah, maybe
they's some old condoms. But ifyou're like, you know what he did
(02:34):
the trips about six months ago,did something a year ago? I know
he used this toilet tree bag?What's these condoms? Folks? That's that
part is she like seems to notremember really right right? I can understand
that too. So you're like,man, I'm not sure. Here's what
we're gonna do. You're not likekeeping score right, right, Okay,
(02:55):
So here's what we're gonna do.We're gonna call Eli, We're gonna offer
up a dozen roses, we're gonnasee who he's gonna send the flowers too,
and we're gonna find out what's upwith the condoms in the toiletry bag.
That's what we do hold on now, okay, okay, c K
and Carmen B ninety five, inthe middle of the War of the roses.
(03:15):
What's Eli gonna say? You're gonnafind out next c K and Carmen
in the morning catching those cheaters.It's war of the roses now on B
ninety five. So the question is, are we gonna catch a cheater right
now? C K and Carmen's Bninety five. Yes, we're in the
middle of a war of the roses. I'm gonna call Eli now and find
(03:39):
out what's up with those condoms inthe toiletry bag. She found those condoms.
She's trying to figure out what's up. Hello, good morning, good
morning, good morning. I'm lookingfor right Eli. Yeah, that's Eli,
Eli. How you doing one?It's Rogers from CNC Floral. See,
(04:01):
we're a brand new floral shop thatjust opened up in Fresno at Sean
Blackstone, and we have a tremendouspromotion to day in which Eli, you
just want a dozen free roses?Oh? Is that right? Yes,
it is a matter of fact.We're not gonna ask for your credit card
information, none of that stuff.You were selected at random and all we're
doing is a word of mouth promotiongoing up against the big guys. I'm
(04:23):
gonna stop you right there, holdon, you know, me and my
girl listen you guys all the time. I'm gonna tell you right now,
this is war of the roses.This is war of the roses right now.
Okay, you're not getting me.You're not getting me. Okay,
yeah you right, yeah right ckand carm and being ninety five. So
if you know it's war of theroses. You know we're on the radio.
You know your girl is right herearound the corner where she hello you
(04:43):
there? Yeah, what about thecondoms in your guy your toiletry bay,
that's what she's called playing around,And you don't think we know about the
condoms in the toiletry bag? Lookingfor them tweezers and the condoms is up
in there, yead, Oh mygod. You know honest, I don't
really use that bag, Like Igo on out of town maybe once every
(05:05):
few years. And if you check, like the date on my toothpaste,
it's probably exploit I remember using mytoothpaste on the trip of one recently.
It was all stale and nasty,So yeah, I had condoms in there
from I don't even know if they'reprobably like three years old. It's just
my it's just the bag I've alwayshad, ready to go when I need
it. But yeah, most ofthat stuff never gets touched. Okay,
(05:29):
okay, okay, So you're sayingthat these are old products that you had,
Yeah, yeah, because we don'tuse condoms. So yeah, I
could see why she would be suspiciousof that. All right, Well you
know, um, you might wantto check the date on him condoms just
saying damn um. But you know, if those really are old condoms and
(05:54):
it's an old toyletree bag, Iguess there's nothing here. Yeah. Yeah,
they're they're old, which means,um, you know, you can
get on with your new journey,which you we're talking about moving in together.
Yeah, yeah, we're gonna movein. You know, I'm gonna
throw out those old common condoms fromthe toiletry bag. And you never know,
maybe when she's off the pill,maybe there might be a little Eli
(06:15):
coming around to worry about those condoms. He's planning a future with you girls.
Yes, you know what, that'sbeautiful right there. Okay, I
mean the reality of it is,no condoms, Well, they're old condoms
and he wants a little Eli withyou, my guy, all right,
a little Eli with you. That'sso cute, just laughing, don't even
(06:39):
know what to say. Listen,I'm just happy these things are old,
and yeah, let's move past it. So now now everything's out. There's
no more hiding anything, right right, I love you, love you,
all right. Thank you so muchfor also listening to the show. And
we appreciate you, guys. Youguys have a great day. Okay,
oh all right, appreciate it.So there you go. Man, good
news inside the wharf, the roses. He can Carmen, it's been eety five
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