FNF Looney Toon Car Chase (06/23/25)

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Crashing aj are tapping into the sports k all the
local and national sports headlines on ninety eight rock all.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Right, eight o nine, and we've got our contestant for
the start off the week here on a Monday online.
What's your name? Eric Martin? All right, well, welcome.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
So giving you a heads up. Today's story is just
zoom and past, ridiculous and crashing straight into cartoon territory. Okay,
all right. It begins with our forty two year old
superstar who is named and I swear we're not making
this up looney John Franklin tune?

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Whoa looney John Franklin too? Yeah, so.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Last name tune? So looney let police on a high
speed chase this weekend, and cops are probably still debating
whether to a ros, do them a rustum, or maybe
drop an anvil on his head when they find him.
Because see, it all started about two forty five in
the morning when officers try pulling him over for weaving
through traffic. Well, it turns out mister tuone had a

(01:02):
felony warrant, so naturally he did what any superstar of
Florida or not Florida would do. He threw his SUV
and driverse, rammed a cop car, drove over a spike
strip okay, and took off firing shots. Oh wait, there's more.
He then ditched the car, ran off, and disappeared onto

(01:24):
a golf course.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Oh come on, that's where it gets personal, a literal.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Escape into the Looney verse. Sadly no comment from Elmer Fudd,
but police are still on the hunt, and if they
ever catch him, one can hope that they've got Porky
Pitt doing. That's all, folks.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
I want to interject here for a second and say,
if your last name's tune, there's a lot of other
names you could have went with besides loony. You could
have went with great tune, country tune, rock tune. You
could have went with or sorts of things. We have
two normal middle names.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Yeah, I may he and renaming himself with this one
one things for show. The big question is still out there,
is it Florida or not Florida? Not Florida, that's right,
it's not Florida. It's Portland, Oregon.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
With polka tune. I mean he could lots of tunes there.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
Polka tuna be fun? Yeah, well, thanks for sure though,
Speaking of fun, congratulations Eric, you did a great job
playing with us today and you now get to experience
the Rays take it on the A's at Steinbrenner Field
on June thirtieth, YO.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Congratulations. What radio station rocks the Bay eight? David mos