FNF Nacho Pants (05/08/25)

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is where she gets weird man. It's weird man.
This could be your neighbor, bro or your cousin in Nebraska.
This is Florida or not Florida with crash rock. All right,
I believe we've got Madeline on the line. Good morning, morning.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Good morning.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Do you have this number one in your presets?

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Madeline?

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Absolutely? You know it all right on the iHeartRadio.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Where you call from?

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Thank Peters sorta?

Speaker 1 (00:33):
All right, Producer X has a story for you. All right, So, Maddie,
we're gonna start out with a lady named Alison, Alison
and her wife. We're at home after a long day
of doing whatever. Alison decides to sit down play a
little video game in the living room, and that's when
she notices her wife in the other room making some

(00:55):
knock joes at three am in the morning. So you
can go ahead and just take a while. Guess some
drunk nachos are happening. Nothing wrong with drunk nachos, let
me tell you that right now.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
That's when Alison decided.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
That's when Alison took a turn into superstardom, when she
decided to say, honey, it's too late to eat and
made a comment about her weight. Oh no, it's just
a terrible idea.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
And that's when things got really ugly.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
When Allison got into it with her wife, she grabbed
the nachos that she was making creamy, steamy nachos, opened
up her pants, smashed the nachos right down into her crotch,
and then patted her right on the front. Oh god, yeah, exactly.
So then, I mean, we're not even done yet. We're

(01:45):
not even done yet. So that's when that's when her
wife was like, I gotta change out of these not
chrunk nacho pants. And that's when the fight just got
kept getting worse, and it turned into she slammed her
wife up against the wall, gave her the old fish hook,
oh g blamed a couple of fingers in her mouth,
and started yanking her. Good lord, at some point, we're

(02:08):
hands messy. Probably they're prob cheesy toasted cheese lady. Yeah,
the Tom's got called, friends got called. It turned into
a hot, hot, cheesy mess. Okay, the question is this
happened in Florida, and now Florida, Florida. You are correct.
I'm gonna I hate.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Too where it has right there exactly. Yeah, so they've
they've since split.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
All Right, I smell reality show with these two right here?
I see.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Order.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Yeah, probably yeah. The thing I smell right now is nachos.
It's asking Alexandria tickets for you, Madeline, because you got
a correct gratulation.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
What a expect that you are?

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Should be an investigator on this one. Alexandria is gonna
be in town. You're gonna be over at the Ritzy
Board next Wednesday on the fourteenth. Girl, are you going cool?

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Thank you guys so much.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
That will be great for Mother's Day. Awesome. I hope
you have a good mothers. Are you a mom?

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Yeah, I'm an eight year old son. Awesome?

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Shut up to Emmerstein.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
He's in his maps testing today.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Good luck, little boy.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
There you go?

Speaker 1 (03:21):
All right? What Radiostisher rocks to bay Bala. It's only
ninety eight rock maybe Hi.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
I'm David