FNF Raccoon w a meth pipe (05/07/25)

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is where she gets weird man, it's weird man.
This could be your neighbor, bro or your cousin in Nebraska.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
This is Florida or not Florida with crash.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Rock.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
All right, looks like we've got is Josh on the
line right now? Yes, good morning, you're our next contestant
on Florida and out Florida. Where you call it from Richie?
What Richie is? All right? Produce rects aj is still
a vacation. Produce Rects is a two spot with the
story right now. All right, man, we got a doozy
for you today.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
We're gonna start out with fifty five year old Victoria.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
She got pulled over by the police.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Seal okay, and that's when the police said, you actually
have you know, a warrant, you have a suspended license.
We're gonna go ahead and take you to the back
of the car. Well, I'm gonna go ahead and figure
this out. And that's when they want, you know, they
put her in the police car and then they go
back to her vehicle. When they find her, pet raccoon
named Chewy is climbed into the front seat of the

(01:02):
car and you're fiddling around with.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Her shop. Yet you are suspended with a warrant for
your arrest. And the raccoon her mesipe. He's playing with
a me right now.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
There's no trying to smoke it.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Yeah, they rolled up on the raccoon messing around with
her glass mask pipe, even trying to smoke it. That's
when they started searching through the car and they found well,
a whole bunch of methay, some crack cocaine, and a
bunch of different other paraphernalia that has now landed her
in jail.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Okay, that my wrongs that looked like rocket from Guardians
of the Galaxy right there is that? Did you happen
to beat cousin the one that didn't make it?

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:57):
The raccoon's name was Chewy. Actually, oh wow, it's all
coming together now. Yeah, on this one the Star Wars
round actors, man, back up, raccoon actors. You never know
what's gonna happen to them.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Yeah, they find Yeah, like I said, crack cocaine, meth
and three used the glass meth pipe. She and jail
right now facing a litany of drug charges. H And
I know you're wondering it is legal to own a
pet raccoon in Ohio. The proper paperwork which she did.
Of all the things she did, like to support raccoons,
of all the things that she did, the one thing
she did right was make sure she had the paperwork

(02:29):
filled out. But the question for you, man a, this
is Florida.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
And af Florida today. It is not Florida. You are correcting,
man Akron Ohio. I was kind of rooting for Florida
on that one. You know what, our gators smoking math,
that's right, that's right, Our gators smoking raccoons, don't do that.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Man.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Congratulations, Congratulations, Josh.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
You're heading to go see asking Alexandria next Wednesday at
the Ritzebel Man, all right, thank you.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
You gotta mail what used as rocks to Bay brother

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Always ninety eight rocks