Acronyms & Never Talk About

Still using acronyms when you text? Do you know what they mean? Dangerous Dave talks about the list of most searched acronyms. Plus, things we do that we never talk about, or do we?

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Please, he's stuber in the den with dangerous Day. Well,
it's twenty twenty five, and apparently last year they said
we weren't going to be using acronyms very much anymore,
especially texting, But believe it or not, it hasn't gone away.
As a matter of fact, it's increased. And if you
know all of these, you're probably sixteen years old. The
site word Unscrambler used Google Trends to find the most

(00:21):
searched abbreviations so far this year. The acronyms we're using
online in text include FAFO, which is short for well,
it's kind a nasty f around and find out by
far the number one with fifty percent more searches, SMH,
which is shaking my head, PMO which is pisses me off,
OTP one true pairing TBH. To be honest, I see

(00:43):
that one a lot ATP at this point, TS talk soon,
WYF where you're from, NFS new friends asl aid sex location.
Other acronyms we use POV, which is point of view,
WYL what you look like, FS for FML, which is
f my life, d W don't worry, hit me up

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as HMU ISO in search of which is pretty common, WSG,
which is what's good, like how are you? What's up?
And IMO in my opinion? And MK is short fork.
So those are the most used acronyms used in texting
right now, Well I y K y K, that's if
you know, you know in the well. Have you ever

(01:26):
gone to open up the kitchen drawer only to realize
that potato masher is fighting hard from inside? Of course
you have, We all have, but we don't talk about it.
So there's a new list, a relatable list of random
things that everybody's experienced but nobody ever talks about, sometimes
for obvious reasons, I guess. Some of the highlights include

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when you're in the backseat of the car and it
makes a sharp turn and you push your fingers against
the seat in front of you to keep yourself from
falling over. When you're lying in bed you have to pee.
You're too tired to get out of bed to go
to the bathroom, but your bladder's too full to sleep.
When you decide you don't need to make a list
at the grocery run, you get there and you wander
around trying to figure out what it was that you needed.
Other things that we do that we don't talk about. Supposedly,

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when you briefly talk to somebody at a party in
two thousand and nine and you've been Facebook friends ever since.
When you think you have the perfect spot around a campfire,
but the smoke keeps zoning in on you, and if
you've ever been to a campfire, it happens a lot.
But most people I know will like, why does the
smoke keep following me? So basically we are talking about it.
When you walk into a room but you forget why

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you went there. You stand there frozen, like the video's buffering.
When you swallow some water weird and it creates that
bad chest pain for a couple of minutes. You know.
That's another one that I hear people talk about it.
They go they pound their chest. Well, you know what's
going on when you spend the entire day in waiting
mode because you've had an appointment at two o'clock. Other
things we do we don't talk about. When you're calling

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somebody and you hope that they don't pick up just
so you can show that you missed the call and
it looks like you reached out. You dismantle a pen
only to put it back together again, and you stare
at a bad driver as you pass them to see
if they look as stupid as they drive all. Believe me,
that's one thing that I do, and I also talk
about with the passenger because I want to make sure
when they're driving, they're not doing the same thing. Tuning

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again for another episode of Deeper in the Den with
Dangerous Dave right here.