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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Am I spotty today? More spotty than usual? What do
you mean? Well, it's just you know, it's like my
brain's in so many different places, Like how do I
how do I figure this stuff out? I mean I
had Tom same An emails like, why don't you call
streetcar Man? He can do anything? Oh what is street carman?
Gonna doubt street Cartman knows about street car He doesn't
know anything about lug nuts. I think he has a point, though.
(00:21):
Should we call him? No? No, because I know who
streetcar Man is. Well, we all know who streetcar Man is.
It's streetcar Man story on an industry. Street car Man
can't help me right now? Trust me? This is you
(00:42):
need Superman for the problems that I'm dealing with today.
What if he just kind of shows up and I
don't know, I it's cold for that spandex too? How
street car hold street car Man holding? I don't know
if we've I don't think we've formally designed the costume yet.
I think we're working on that, and I think street
Carman probably is just dressed like a well to do
nineteen forties business man. If I had to guess, well,
(01:04):
I like that, I know, right, you know It's like
it's the kind of thing that you know, you just
make it makes sense. That's how I feel about it.
But you know, I'm not gonna jump into it because
street car man can't help fix lugnut problems. Okay, let's
street cars have lugnuts, but they don't the ones that
they're talking about, they don't. They're not gonna have lug nuts.
They're not even gonna have wheels. Well, I mean, they're
gonna have whels, but they're not gonna be like normal wheels.
(01:25):
They're gonna be you know, street car wheels. You're not
gonna need to change those tires. So anyway, I got,
I got, I got Keith text. You know, he's emailing
me about greyhound poop. It's like maybe they were trying
to steal greyhound poop out of your car. And I'm like, yeah,
it'd be great out of your car. Yeah, but I
don't have That's the problem is like that that's in
my backyard. I don't need somebody to break into my
house or in my car to find greyhound poop. I
(01:46):
think this cold weather is just kind of giving us
all brain fog today. Well, you're sitting here, can I
tell the people what you're wearing. Oh please, do you're
not wearing your glasses? No, I forgot those at home.
How do you forget your glasses? You just don't put
them on your face? And then I was pulling out
the driveway, did not literally have enough time to get
back in there and get the glasses. So I thought
(02:08):
that it's gonna be a day without. Is it bad
that I like you without the glasses? That is bad
because I need them to see. But if anybody wants
to give me lasik for free, and I'll talk about
it on the radio.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
No, you know, that's not how we do that's how
that works. That's not how we do things. I love
free stuff. Good try, good try there. I do not
need lasik. I don't wear glasses or contacts. I'm very
lucky to have good eyesight. Uh.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
But yeah, we'll we'll attack that at some point. Hey,
you know what else? You know what else you're wearing?
You're wearing? Is that an undershirt? Is that a polo?
It is? Yeah, that's a that's a rough look. The
upper you didn't have the right size of sweater over
the top of it, so you can't really tell that
the colored shirt that you have underneath, you could pop
it over. I really just kind of did this for
(03:01):
warm Well, why do you wear a polo and then
throw a sweater over the top of it. It's like
more of a turtleneck thing. The better question is why
am I wearing the same shirt and sweater that I
was yesterday today? You didn't notice that, but I figured
i'd give you that bread crumb. I grab stuff from
off the floor. That's what I do. That's right. That
(03:22):
explains a lot. This sweater I'm wearing today was accidentally
in my drawer, my anti season drawer. I have a
drawer in my dresser that is for like the opposite season.
I haven't wore this thing all year. Like, it's a
nice blue sweater. Yeah it's blue. Ah, that's like that's
like dark gray, you know, it's like blue gray. But
(03:44):
it's you know, it's it's a nice sweater. And I
accidentally didn't forgot to take it out of my drawer,
so it was just sitting amongst all my Hawaiian shirts.
And it wasn't until I noticed when I was putting
my Hawaiian shirts back for my Tampa vacation. I was like, oh,
there's that sweet quarter zip sweater that I haven't worn
this year. Quarter zip gotta bust it out. Yeah yeah,
get yourself one of those. But I'm more concerned about
(04:04):
what you're wearing under your waistline. Ah, okay, you're wearing
the georts today. I'm wearing the georts today. You actually
did it, and you have photographic evidence. At this point,
I do you know? I decided? Are you posting this
on social media so people can see you? I could
do that right now if you'd like, do it so
people can go find you. Okay, I will tell people
how to find your social media. Okay, go to Facebook
(04:25):
and look up. Dang it, I don't have enough time
to make a joke right now, so I have to
be serious. Just my name's Matt, Case, spelled exactly how
you think it is. Yeah, m a a no, no, no,
that's not how you spell louts umlauts. There's actually a
umlouts between the Matt and case. It's just over the space.
I don't know how you say it. That doesn't make sense. Yeah,
(04:47):
I don't know. I had some weird Nordic and ancestors
I think often you know, they were putting accents over
spaces in between the names. That makes accent space. That's
not a real song. I feel like that's a counting crows.
It's not. It's not making stuff up. Again, Where where
can people find the picture of you and your jorts? Well,
I'm posting it right now. It's such a good picture. Wow,
(05:09):
look at me.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Go.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Yeah, So I posted a picture of myself standing outside
in the snow wearing some gene shorts or jorts for short,
and I hope you enjoy it. You can go to
Facebook dot com and then in the search bar type
in Matt Case m A T T space C A
S E and my username is Matt Case. Omaha. It's
really easy to find. Let's become friends and you can
give me some money. No, don't do that that. You
can't do that. Why not? No, no soliciting for cash
(05:32):
on the end on the net. Legal it is for
this show. As far as this show is concerned, it
is illegal. All right. When this gets posted, I'm just
gonna share it on on my page. I'm gonna share
it on the kfa B page. By the way, anytime
I get shared like a picture or a video of me,
there's always like some haters that just like post nasty comments.
So you know I'd be happy to pass some of
(05:55):
those guys along. Yeah, for sure, I welcome them. Say
the nastiest thing you can think of, and watch me
not care one bit. I have a hard time. No,
I promise I won't go home tonight and cry in
the shower with all my clothes on. That will not happen.
It's never happened once. Stop thinking it does, because it doesn't.
I don't listen to Enya while I do it. Why
would I listen to Enya? You know what, I don't
even know why all these things are. You just told
me that this this shirt was on the floor. So like,
(06:18):
I'm guessing you didn't shower between the time you wore
yesterday and today. If you're constantly showering with your clothes on,
and how are you really getting in there on your
like your your pits and your torso if your shirt's
on when it gets wet, it's tough to you know,
get it off. Maybe sometimes it's Michael Bolton, Just in
case you needed to know, that was not the question
I asked. But thanks for enlightening me on that. Oh geez,
(06:40):
there's three forty five who the heck knows what's going on.
We're just you know, it's a Tuesday. We're already like Tuesday,
you know, and trying not to have terrible moods because
we have different things going on in our life. We're
just like you. You know, some days are better than others.
And uh, you know what, you know would make me
feel good if we give away a couple of f's
you know who just like my photo? Oh it's up? Yeah?
(07:01):
Who wow? Look at this. I'm getting instant reactions right now.
Why can't they see this? Where is it? Only I
could see it? Oh? There it is?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
My people loving it? Let me tell you, people love
the photo. I don't. I don't. I don't know. You
put some editing into this, all right? I am? I am?
Why did you? Why did you make yourself? Look? What
did you? Why did you warp this? What are you
suggesting you warped this? You edited the photo? There is
no warp going on.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
That is me.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
I am just a just got some muscles going on.
You know. That's not what I'm looking at. I'm looking
at you. This is a photo I took, So that's why, Like,
I know what the original photo looked like you've edited
this you were, actually can we can we at least
admit to the people you were you had to stand
from a distance and kind of down just to capture
my full frame into the picture. Considering I'm seven foot
(07:50):
nine and completely jacked. All of these things are so
untrue and I'm not gonna let you get away with it. Well,
this is this is weird. A lot of people are
reacting to this photo. I'm so sorry. Oh just wait
until I post this on the kfab facebook page, and
then all of the people on the kfab facebook page
that love to like make fun of me in the
way that I look, wait until they get a hold
of you. By the way, minus fifty seven not accurate,
(08:12):
and you misspelled January. You put the capital letters in
the wrong place, and you said January forty ninth, which
isn't actually a thing. It's February and it's the eighteenth.
The Gregorian calendar still is in effect, even if you
hate it. I decided to skip greg and go right
over to Craig. This is Craig's calendar, the Craigorian calendar,
Gregorian calendar. He just he doesn't include February Craig or
(08:34):
Tuesdays doesn't have to day. He doesn't have time for
Tuesdays or February, so today actually is Wednesday, January forty ninth.
That is not okay, but you're still counting the wrong
days if we're skipping and I'm done with this guy.
But I am going to post this photo onto my
own personal page and also get this to the kfab Facebook.
If you wonder what Matt Case looks like with his
(08:55):
doorts on when it's you know, minus ten degrees outside,
you can find it on Matt Case's Facebook or the
kfab Facebook, as I will do that. During the commercial break,
we'll give away an EF or two coming back on
news Radio eleven ten KFAB. Emery Sunger on news Radio
eleven ten kfab
Am I spotty today? More spotty than usual? What do
you mean? Well, it's just you know, it's like my
brain's in so many different places, Like how do I
how do I figure this stuff out? I mean I
had Tom same An emails like, why don't you call
streetcar Man? He can do anything? Oh what is street carman?
Gonna doubt street Cartman knows about street car He doesn't
know anything about lug nuts. I think he has a point, though.
(00:21):
Should we call him? No? No, because I know who
streetcar Man is. Well, we all know who streetcar Man is.
It's streetcar Man story on an industry. Street car Man
can't help me right now? Trust me? This is you
(00:42):
need Superman for the problems that I'm dealing with today.
What if he just kind of shows up and I
don't know, I it's cold for that spandex too? How
street car hold street car Man holding? I don't know
if we've I don't think we've formally designed the costume yet.
I think we're working on that, and I think street
Carman probably is just dressed like a well to do
nineteen forties business man. If I had to guess, well,
(01:04):
I like that, I know, right, you know It's like
it's the kind of thing that you know, you just
make it makes sense. That's how I feel about it.
But you know, I'm not gonna jump into it because
street car man can't help fix lugnut problems. Okay, let's
street cars have lugnuts, but they don't the ones that
they're talking about, they don't. They're not gonna have lug nuts.
They're not even gonna have wheels. Well, I mean, they're
gonna have whels, but they're not gonna be like normal wheels.
(01:25):
They're gonna be you know, street car wheels. You're not
gonna need to change those tires. So anyway, I got,
I got, I got Keith text. You know, he's emailing
me about greyhound poop. It's like maybe they were trying
to steal greyhound poop out of your car. And I'm like, yeah,
it'd be great out of your car. Yeah, but I
don't have That's the problem is like that that's in
my backyard. I don't need somebody to break into my
house or in my car to find greyhound poop. I
(01:46):
think this cold weather is just kind of giving us
all brain fog today. Well, you're sitting here, can I
tell the people what you're wearing. Oh please, do you're
not wearing your glasses? No, I forgot those at home.
How do you forget your glasses? You just don't put
them on your face? And then I was pulling out
the driveway, did not literally have enough time to get
back in there and get the glasses. So I thought
(02:08):
that it's gonna be a day without. Is it bad
that I like you without the glasses? That is bad
because I need them to see. But if anybody wants
to give me lasik for free, and I'll talk about
it on the radio.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
No, you know, that's not how we do that's how
that works. That's not how we do things. I love
free stuff. Good try, good try there. I do not
need lasik. I don't wear glasses or contacts. I'm very
lucky to have good eyesight. Uh.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
But yeah, we'll we'll attack that at some point. Hey,
you know what else? You know what else you're wearing?
You're wearing? Is that an undershirt? Is that a polo?
It is? Yeah, that's a that's a rough look. The
upper you didn't have the right size of sweater over
the top of it, so you can't really tell that
the colored shirt that you have underneath, you could pop
it over. I really just kind of did this for
(03:01):
warm Well, why do you wear a polo and then
throw a sweater over the top of it. It's like
more of a turtleneck thing. The better question is why
am I wearing the same shirt and sweater that I
was yesterday today? You didn't notice that, but I figured
i'd give you that bread crumb. I grab stuff from
off the floor. That's what I do. That's right. That
(03:22):
explains a lot. This sweater I'm wearing today was accidentally
in my drawer, my anti season drawer. I have a
drawer in my dresser that is for like the opposite season.
I haven't wore this thing all year. Like, it's a
nice blue sweater. Yeah it's blue. Ah, that's like that's
like dark gray, you know, it's like blue gray. But
(03:44):
it's you know, it's it's a nice sweater. And I
accidentally didn't forgot to take it out of my drawer,
so it was just sitting amongst all my Hawaiian shirts.
And it wasn't until I noticed when I was putting
my Hawaiian shirts back for my Tampa vacation. I was like, oh,
there's that sweet quarter zip sweater that I haven't worn
this year. Quarter zip gotta bust it out. Yeah yeah,
get yourself one of those. But I'm more concerned about
(04:04):
what you're wearing under your waistline. Ah, okay, you're wearing
the georts today. I'm wearing the georts today. You actually
did it, and you have photographic evidence. At this point,
I do you know? I decided? Are you posting this
on social media so people can see you? I could
do that right now if you'd like, do it so
people can go find you. Okay, I will tell people
how to find your social media. Okay, go to Facebook
(04:25):
and look up. Dang it, I don't have enough time
to make a joke right now, so I have to
be serious. Just my name's Matt, Case, spelled exactly how
you think it is. Yeah, m a a no, no, no,
that's not how you spell louts umlauts. There's actually a
umlouts between the Matt and case. It's just over the space.
I don't know how you say it. That doesn't make sense. Yeah,
(04:47):
I don't know. I had some weird Nordic and ancestors
I think often you know, they were putting accents over
spaces in between the names. That makes accent space. That's
not a real song. I feel like that's a counting crows.
It's not. It's not making stuff up. Again, Where where
can people find the picture of you and your jorts? Well,
I'm posting it right now. It's such a good picture. Wow,
(05:09):
look at me.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Go.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Yeah, So I posted a picture of myself standing outside
in the snow wearing some gene shorts or jorts for short,
and I hope you enjoy it. You can go to
Facebook dot com and then in the search bar type
in Matt Case m A T T space C A
S E and my username is Matt Case. Omaha. It's
really easy to find. Let's become friends and you can
give me some money. No, don't do that that. You
can't do that. Why not? No, no soliciting for cash
(05:32):
on the end on the net. Legal it is for
this show. As far as this show is concerned, it
is illegal. All right. When this gets posted, I'm just
gonna share it on on my page. I'm gonna share
it on the kfa B page. By the way, anytime
I get shared like a picture or a video of me,
there's always like some haters that just like post nasty comments.
So you know I'd be happy to pass some of
(05:55):
those guys along. Yeah, for sure, I welcome them. Say
the nastiest thing you can think of, and watch me
not care one bit. I have a hard time. No,
I promise I won't go home tonight and cry in
the shower with all my clothes on. That will not happen.
It's never happened once. Stop thinking it does, because it doesn't.
I don't listen to Enya while I do it. Why
would I listen to Enya? You know what, I don't
even know why all these things are. You just told
me that this this shirt was on the floor. So like,
(06:18):
I'm guessing you didn't shower between the time you wore
yesterday and today. If you're constantly showering with your clothes on,
and how are you really getting in there on your
like your your pits and your torso if your shirt's
on when it gets wet, it's tough to you know,
get it off. Maybe sometimes it's Michael Bolton, Just in
case you needed to know, that was not the question
I asked. But thanks for enlightening me on that. Oh geez,
(06:40):
there's three forty five who the heck knows what's going on.
We're just you know, it's a Tuesday. We're already like Tuesday,
you know, and trying not to have terrible moods because
we have different things going on in our life. We're
just like you. You know, some days are better than others.
And uh, you know what, you know would make me
feel good if we give away a couple of f's
you know who just like my photo? Oh it's up? Yeah?
(07:01):
Who wow? Look at this. I'm getting instant reactions right now.
Why can't they see this? Where is it? Only I
could see it? Oh? There it is?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
My people loving it? Let me tell you, people love
the photo. I don't. I don't. I don't know. You
put some editing into this, all right? I am? I am?
Why did you? Why did you make yourself? Look? What
did you? Why did you warp this? What are you
suggesting you warped this? You edited the photo? There is
no warp going on.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
That is me.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
I am just a just got some muscles going on.
You know. That's not what I'm looking at. I'm looking
at you. This is a photo I took, So that's why, Like,
I know what the original photo looked like you've edited
this you were, actually can we can we at least
admit to the people you were you had to stand
from a distance and kind of down just to capture
my full frame into the picture. Considering I'm seven foot
(07:50):
nine and completely jacked. All of these things are so
untrue and I'm not gonna let you get away with it. Well,
this is this is weird. A lot of people are
reacting to this photo. I'm so sorry. Oh just wait
until I post this on the kfab facebook page, and
then all of the people on the kfab facebook page
that love to like make fun of me in the
way that I look, wait until they get a hold
of you. By the way, minus fifty seven not accurate,
(08:12):
and you misspelled January. You put the capital letters in
the wrong place, and you said January forty ninth, which
isn't actually a thing. It's February and it's the eighteenth.
The Gregorian calendar still is in effect, even if you
hate it. I decided to skip greg and go right
over to Craig. This is Craig's calendar, the Craigorian calendar,
Gregorian calendar. He just he doesn't include February Craig or
(08:34):
Tuesdays doesn't have to day. He doesn't have time for
Tuesdays or February, so today actually is Wednesday, January forty ninth.
That is not okay, but you're still counting the wrong
days if we're skipping and I'm done with this guy.
But I am going to post this photo onto my
own personal page and also get this to the kfab Facebook.
If you wonder what Matt Case looks like with his
(08:55):
doorts on when it's you know, minus ten degrees outside,
you can find it on Matt Case's Facebook or the
kfab Facebook, as I will do that. During the commercial break,
we'll give away an EF or two coming back on
news Radio eleven ten KFAB. Emery Sunger on news Radio
eleven ten kfab
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