Falen thinks Colt is "sweet" on Ted because of what happened on Clip Quiz

Teacher calls in about her perks on teacher appreciation week
Have you ever been as locked in as Anthony Edwards
There are multiple people in the twin cities who have five or more cats
How have your kid's ruined a surprise?
Clip quiz was close af!!!
Jake ruined the mood by uppercutting falen's kidney
Smile of the day includes a local woman winning $50,000 and here's what she does about it. 

Thanks lots for listening. love you, later! 

Episode Transcript

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Stalin and cult on one O onepoint three kd WB. So we're gonna
honor some moms today. We hookedup our parties today. Guests hooked us
up with these balloon bowcase, whichis really cool. We're gonna do that
later, but we want to kickoff the show since it is teacher Appreciation
Week. We want to buy ateacher a coffee and buy we you mean
you, I will buy you acoffee. You gotta have venmo uh so

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call it six five one nine ktwB. We'll do it when we come
back. All the miles come on. You must have had yourself to change
more a half way through the drive, christ your Stalin and cult one O

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one point three katiew B. Andit is teacher Appreciation weeks. I'm like,
we'd buy a teacher coffee because wedid nurses all day yesterday. And
by did nurses all day, Imean we gave them gifts this Nurses Week.
Yeah, we gave them gift cardsfor Starbucks thanks to Asthmusen and then
Party City hooked us up to hookmothers up this week. We're like,
we got to acknowledge teachers as well, So we just want to buy a

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teacher of copies as simple as that. Where are you a teacher? I
teach have Valley Crossing Elementary in Woodberry. That's amazing. Do you feel like
the people are stepping it up thisweek and showing you a little more appreciation
than normal or is it like everysingle day every other day? Definitely they
are stepping it up administration, andour our PTA is, oh that's nice.

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Do you get any like perks fromschool? Yeah, like like some
Reese's cups or something. Let's see, I just threw my bag, it
says, oh no, sorry,not Edmund. It was from Sunshine.
Do you know what that is?No? So Sunshine is like the group
of teachers and you put a littlemoney in the pot and then you celebrate

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each other. So like if there'sa wedding, so this is from Sunshine.
So we got a bike espension.Well that say, we don't know
what we do without you. Andthen it's like a little it kind of
sounds like you teachers have an undergroundgambling thing happening at your school. A
little bit. Yeah, but thenlike our our PTA is doing like lunch

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on Friday, like a special dessertbar this week? What yeah, Oh,
that's nice. I like that foryou. You deserve that. And
we always have to ask who isthe least favorite kid. It's the littlest
one. It's always those runs.Yeah, oh god, Like my daughter's

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the shortest and she's always wilthy.She's gonna be your problem. My daughter
is the shortest to a falin likemy far the shortest, and she's great.
And she is the shortest too,So I shouldn't say that, or
you know for sure that that isthe truth. Because of that, well,
we're gonna get you. We're gonnaend your little cash for coffee,

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just a thank you and that welove you and show you a little extra
teacher appreciation this week from katiewb Okay, thank you. This is so awesome.
I actually have been listening to KDto me so I'm forty one since
I was like ten on the schoolbook meant to be all your loyalty is
finally paid off with a wap inlike ten dollars in coffee, you know,

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Oh my gosh, ten dollars.That's a lot. I was like
five. Oh, I was gonnado five. But then when you said
I listen every day, I'm like, oh, I have to give her
ten. I can't do that.Cheet have a three day we there's like
four of us at work every morning. We have to talk about whatever was
on. Now you're getting one hundreddollars and this is one of one point

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three katiewb with Fallon and Colts.Get it. You don't really care about
sports, no, But I meanI will absolutely jump on board and be
like when our sports teams locally aredoing well, well, you know,
we know about the Timberwolves right that. I do know. Yes, they're
killing it. They're cooking the bestteam in the NBA. So here's the

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thing. Because I was trying tolike I watched basketball, but I'm like,
I've never been as locked in asAnthony Edwards for anything. Ever.
People are saying you watch basketball,like if you're a Buffalo wild Wings and
it's on the TV screen, bydefault you watch basketball. Because I've never
heard you mentioned you watched basketball foryou to casually drop that in there,
I'm not just that b dubs.I have a life. I can't just

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that way you have his life gettingthem all drenched and stuff. You know,
just on my phone, I seeclips on TikTok and stuff. But
Anthony Edwards. They're saying like he'sMichael Jordan's son that he didn't even know
about. He's like the offspring.He's so good and talented and people let
me. Actually this clip just explainshim. My Sons last night, Man,
I watched My Sons last night thated was a grown man. When

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Shaq said he loved Antha Edwards,I'm like, I'm with you, Shack
when I saw him all night onthe ESPN last night when he said I'm
just gonna kill everyth in front ofme, Man, I just want to
kill everything in front of me.Man, that's the main thing. Pretty
much. That's all it is toit. It reminded me so much of
Michael Jordan and Kobe Bryant. Theywould kill you to win the game.
So I'm like, I don't havethat dog in me when it comes to

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athletic things. But do you haveany relatability with that when it comes to
anything in your life? Like whereyou lock in and you're like, I'm
gonna this is my time to shine. I'm so motivator right now because for
me, it's when I'm on myfourth pizza pizza and there's one left,

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there's one one pizza left, andmy wife's like, hey, you gotta
eat this because I'm on a dietand I don't want to just put it
in the fridge. You got toget the fist slicing. And I'm like
hyping myself up. All right,dude, it's you and me. I'm
leaving that every topic on, it'sstaying on, and you're just shoving it
in your mouth. And that's whenI lock in. That's when I take

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over the game. Anything about you, yeah, real quick. Finding that
you would act like your wife encouragesyou to do that when I know it's
completely you, yourself you do tomotivate me. The first thing that comes
to mind is when I'm like inany kinde of type of driving situation and

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yeah, I'm like, I'm goingto get this parking spot up close to
the door. Ain't no way I'mparking on the back, and I will,
like I will spend forty minutes zigzagging through these spots. Motivate the
thing where you like, I seesomeone walking, I'll slowly creep behind them.
Yeah, and I throw that turnsignal and if someone comes around the
corner, like I always here parkparking, I will go around the block

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like twenty seven times just to getin front of the building parking spot.
I will lock in. I killevery car in front of me. Well
yeah, but I don't want towalk. And then a car thinks about
just a little bit taking the spotthat you have in mind. You're like,
oh, don't you have a realproblem here? Get out of here.

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Nobody loves you, not even yourmom. Oh too far, too
far, So we're gonna come backwith the pop culture Man. There's someone
warning Taylor Swift about a weird patternshe sees with Travis Kelsey, and she's
worried about their relationship. Don't knowwhere you at, don't know where you
mean, don't know nothing, bastabboy you're into. Don't feel bad for

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you, but I feel bad forhim and all the hell you gonna be
putting him through private feeling word burntdown flag, Probably tell him that I
ain't been on your mind. Tintthen but along gone thing. You can
cut my name. But baby,don't like when you're fixing for he's drinking

(07:51):
now you're thinking about me. Whenyou're riding where he's driving out, You
missing my street and stuff. PopCulture Minute with felon and cult on one
on one point three kd w Bbrought to you by ovo Les Calens find
an ovoi dot com. This isvery scary. So obviously we've loosely talked
about the beef going on between likeDrake and Kendrick Lamar, but you know,

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some people take those things too far, and so someone went to Drake's
house and shot a security guard standingat his front gate, and now he's
in serious condition. The cops they'vebeen holding press conferences, not a lot
of updates. The cops were askedabout the Kinder Lamar beef, but they
wouldn't speak on it either way.The police say their incident was caught on

(08:37):
video and they're canvassing more now.But a lot of people, like the
headline says that basically that is probablythe reason for it, but that's like
from TMZ, so it can't beconfirmed yet. But that is awful and
very scary. Well, there weresome crazy allegations, so I could see
why people were mad trying to findDrake, even if they're not even true,
right, but right sucks that itcame to that. H Do you

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know who Janna Kramer is? Shewas on one tree Hill. I think
she's kind of tried to do likea country yeah music. Well, she's
a podcast and her podcast is calledwind Down like w hi any And she
said that she's concerned about Travis Kelsey. She's said she basically said that he
seems to be enjoying drinking, likeevery time she sees him, he's drunk

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in every video. She said tome, he's always drunk. Every time
I've seen a video ever, he'sjust drunk. And then she quickly pivoted
to that she hopes Taylor doesn't followhis lead and that she just doesn't think
that's like a good vibe that he'salways like that. I don't. I
can't. I feel you can't alwaysbe like that if you're a crazy successful

(09:48):
NFL player. I also think Ithink he's celebrating as Super Bowl that they
just won, and he's probably havingthe best time ever. Just traveled around
with Taylor. I think that's it. I think that most of the videos
we see are from events with him, him charity event, he probably was
drinking. He was just at theKentucky Derby, probably drinking. In Vegas
at a nightclub, probably drinking.And he's already naturally has all that charisma

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behind him, so he's like,if you were to see me act like
his normal state, you would thinkI was drunk. Also, Taylor has
kind of been noted in the pastfew years of drinking a lot too at
event. It's like, not thatsurprising, Like she likes to party too.
I don't know, I mean athis level, but it seems like
at Coachella she was on his samelevel. So one more thing. They
say, Haley Bieber and ask Justinfor breathing room. They're living apart.

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She's exhausted from supporting him the pasttwo years while his mental health has spiraled.
Now, this is from the NationalInquirer, so I'm guessing it's completely
not true, but I thought,you know, i'd throw that out there
in case you see that headline.Probably not accurate, not a reliable source.
That is your pop culture minute.We'll be back with anyone listening who
on Katie W B Balon and Coltone on one point three kd WB.

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Anybody listening who has more than threecats, which makes me laugh because Colt
put that because he has three catsand he knew if he did anything less
than I'd call him out. Forhaving three cats, and I feel crazy
for having three. So I'm like, I can't be the only one who's
got three feet lines or more justrunning around people on the show who actively

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have like seven cats. Seven Yeah, I'm pretty sure maybe more. Okay,
well you need to call us.I have some questions about that.
Yes, if you have more thanthree cats, please call us. We're
not judging you. We're just we'regonna ask some questions. We will figure
it out. Recently got a raise, you always put the nosiest questions in
here. I was like, youjust want to know how much people are

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making. I'm proud of you.I want to see what you bought,
how much? Why has it beenprolonged? Why did you get a raise?
Yes? Or has a twin?My mother in law it's a twin,
And this is how the story goes. I'm like, oh, let's
go and you know, we'll checkand see the baby when I'm pregnant.
And they say, oh, doyou have a history of twins in your

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family. I'm like nope. AndJake was like, yes, we do,
and I go what and he waslike, my mom's a twin and
my life flash Moore was one kid, not do so. When they were
like it's one, I was like, thank you, thank you, thank
you. So anybody listening who hasmore than three cats recently got a raise

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or has a twin? Who wantto talk to you? Six five,
one, nine eight nine kd WBcult. Have you recently gotten a raise?
I got a demotion kind of Igot to pay cut recently balenting cults
on one oh one point three kdw B did a little. Anyone or

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anybody listening who has more than threecats recently got a raise? So nosy
cult, but I have like here, I'll put it on you, or
has a twin, you can callor text, and we prefer to call
because we like, we like,want to hear your voice, want to
connect in an emotional level. Atsix one night, you said emotional about

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physical? I accept it? Whichone? Which one do you have?
Bye? This is Miriam. Ihave a four cats. Technically yeah,
technically I have a dog, butshe's a cat. She likes seeing the
cat tree, eating cat trees andjust playing in Oh no. See when
you said four cats, I didn'tthink you are crazy, but now I
think you're crazy, and I hateto put that label on a fellow cat

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person. There are some cats thatact like dogs. Now I have what
kind of dog is it that canfit in the cat tree? She's a
miniature. Oh I haven't heard ofit either. It's going on at your
house. Do you have coyfish too? I have? That's even weirder.

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I love you. I love itso much. Cat fish every full oftome.
Oh my gosh, that's I meanyou're keeping them like and there?
And is your husband okay with allof this? No to deal with it?
Yeah, that's good. That's good. At least you said I was
trying to bait to city. Haveyou said you didn't have a husband.

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I was gonna be like, ohyeah, I wonder why, but you
have a husband? You prevailed.Yeah, she's like shut up. Cat
was adopted because I went to thepet store to pick up dog food that
walked by the cat aisle and hewas on Clarence. Oh he can cat
on Claren Yeah. Those clearance cats, they bring a lot of joy to
your life for a little bit.Well, thank you, thank you for

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sharing, and we appreciate you forhaving fun with us. I love you,
guys, love you you. Hi, Katie w B. Which category
did you fit into? I havea twin sister. Now, my brother
and sister are twins, and theysaid they can tell little things like they
know when one is going to thebathroom when one isn't. Do you have
any weird telepathy telepathy? Yeah,do the same things a lot of the

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time, Like we'll react to somethingthe same way, but not like I
can tell what she's thinking at anygiven moment. So you can't feel like
if she was sad in her houseor apartment, you wouldn't be able to
Like, you wouldn't be like,something's wrong with what's your sister's name,
Lily. You wouldn't be like,I don't know why, but I feel
like something's wrong with Lily. No, Lily is all right. I can't.

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I mean, she makes it veryobvious when she's got But I don't
think that's exclusive to being twins.Ye see, because she's a girl and
you're a boy. I can't dothe old bit of like, did you
guys ever just switch places and trickpeople, because that's not going to happen
in that scenario. No, No, that's awesome. What's your name?

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I'm Jake, Well, Jake,thanks for calling. Yeah, thanks for
chatting. Yeah, have a goodday. Hi, Katie w B.
What's your name? Hello? Hey, Wich, that's your name. I'm
going because I have four cats,Yeah you do? What are their names?
Prove it? Caster and Sonoda afterthe Lincoln Park band members. And
then I got married and his cat'snames are char and Toast like charge.

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Oh yeah, I love him.That's a keeper right there. You couldn't
split the family. And of courseyou have to up the Brady bunch over
there with cats exactly. We hadto keep them all. It's not our
fault. We had too and Metsnow up for him. I'm jealous.
I want your life, honestly.So, anyone listening who has more than

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three cats recently got a raise orhas a twin hit us up six five
to one nine eight nine k dw B with Jaydon Dimsdale aka's Teddy Swims
ballon and colts on one on onepoint three Katie w B. Anybody listening
to this one, let's just goright to anyone listening who has more than

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three cats? How many do youhave? A six cats, four dogs,
bunch of chicken duck? Are youcalling from the Minnesota zoo right now?
Or where are you at? What'swhat kind of square footage we're working
with with all these animals? Acrazy person, but my husband puts up
with it. You know what,you found your perfect match? Then I
know, I know it doesn't itor maybe it's bad because he puts off

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with it. He's like, yeah, just keep him calming. Let's get
a lama to alpacas, bring insome mini goats. Oh, I would
love it. I would love it. We're going on forty four years of
marriage this month. Hell yeah,I have a secret of success all those
animals. Yep, Well we'll talksoon. Congrats on all that. Hi,

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KTWB, which category do you fallinto? Chat? Play the sixth
cat? Okay, let's name allthe cats we have? Moke ash tokey,
Gizmo, Milo and otis. OhMilo otis a classic? Now what
happened? At what point did yousay, you know what, two wasn't
enough. I want six. Igot my own house and realized that I
can have as many cats as IYeah, you're like me with the Freshman

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ten where you gained ten pounds ofhigh school because you're like, I could
just have pizza every night exactly,and then on top of it, I
had to have three dogs. Andsix kids with it, so you know,
oh my god, how do youeven have time to talk to us?
Right now? I am driving homefrom work. It's my only free
time. Okay, here's my seriousquestion. Which group causes you the most

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stressed? The cats? The dogs? Are the kids? The kids?
An easy answer. We actually havea twin on the phone. Hello,
Hello is okay? Wait is thisShannon? This is Randy. Actually,
this is Randy and your twin isShannon? Yeah, Shannon? Yeah,

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okay. Now have you guys everlike switched places and tricks anyone before?
Yeah? So, Actually just recently, she works for the news in oh
Claire, Wisconsin, and on fools, they invited me to spop places with
her on the news to trick ourviewers. And it works. And at

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the end they brought me on andyou revealed the secret, but we never
revealed which one was. Shannon.Oh my god, it's so brilliant.
That's such a good idea. Wereyou so stressed because that you don't do
that every day? I don't dothat. I was like, I was
so nervous, my stomach hurt sobad. But I'm like, this is
the one time I'm going to beon the news for something positive. What

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if it backfired and they're like,you're actually a lot better than your sisters
if you want a full time John. That's brutal. It's good to know.
If she's ever sick, they couldcall you in though, and you
can just cover four. That's true. I know I could have done that
all this time. I did prettywell. I think I put myself in
the back for that. Ah well, good job, that's awesome. Thank

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you so much for listening, forcalling in. It's one o one point
three KDWB Stalin and Colts on oneon one point three Katie w B.
So, a couple of days ago, I was out of town, like
just for like very quick trip toNashville for my niece's graduation. I come
back, my daughter's like, Iwant to ride with you home from swimming
lessons. So I get her inthe car seat I'm driving, and she

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goes, I put on that beautifulblue dress that you like so much,
and dad took photos of me thisweekend. But it's a surprise. Then
I go in my mind, Iwas like, ah, yeah, it
was for Mother's Day guaranteed. SoI go, Jake, oll have told
me she put on her pretty bluedress and took photos. He goes,
well, happy Mother's Day. It'sall mad he did. I was like,

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and then in my head I waslike, oh, maybe I shouldn't
have brought it up to him,and then we're in costs. Go She's
like, Dad, remember when Iput on my dress this weekend and you
took photos and we've all She wascrying out. She absolutely is so kid,
she's four. It happens, butthese are funny little surprises that your
kid ruined. This is when Igot on Facebook from Lourie. My husband

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took our four year old son,Chris, miss shopping and bought the chime
mantle clock I had wanted. Whenthey came home, how do you put
the grabbed gift under the tree?My son ran into the room, kicked
the package and set off the chimes. He looked at me and said,
guess what we got you? Soit immediately gave it away. This one

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is funny, Darcy says my anniversarypresence. My youngest son was instructed to
only give me my sweater. Isaid, ah, I love the sweater,
and he said, you'll like yourpurse even more than Oh my god.
And there are so many themes.You can add yours, you can
put them on my Facebook foul inkatiewb or you can text in five three

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nine two one. We did getthis call though, and we have you
on hold. What did your kidruin? Like? What surprise? Well,
my husband was planning to propose andhe showed my son, who was
three at the time, the ringthe day before, and my son ended
up asking me, he was what'sin that show that dad has? What's

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in that shell? And my husbandcouldn't get around it, and basically he
had to propose to me in thebathroom. Okay, I love that.
He was like, I'm not goingto ruin what I'm doing. I'm doing
it here right now. Yeah,my kid was not letting it go,
and ultimately he had to show meand so I was like, I don't
know what he's talking about. Andso he proposed to me in the bathroom

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while he was giving my son abath. I was going to ask if
you were on the toilet, Butthat answered my question. That's a little
bit better, you know, that'sa beautiful, family, wholesome moment.
How old is your son now?Fourteen? Oh see, And that's like
such an epic memory forever. Ishe still bad with keeping secrets? Yeah,
we don't tell him things if wecan help it. I think your

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husband should probably ruin your son's proposalwhen it comes to that day, Patty
to be like, oh, bythe way, whatever your name is when
you get married. Yeah, absolutelyso he's he didn't get to do what
he had planned. He ended uphaving to do it for the moment in
the bathroom. I love that.That's so awesome. Thank you so much
for calling and sharing. Yeah,it's an epic story. Bellan and Cold

(23:11):
with Bellan and Colt on one KatieW. B Okay, First of all,
I honestly assumed they were done addingpeople to the State Fair at this
point, but like, now we'regoing to do another one, another one.
Well this was really cool for ustoo, because I love Becky g
O in the show that was literallyplayed during my pilates class today. Worked

(23:32):
it in make sure everyone know Idid pilates today. They go earlier.
He was like, Jenny, didI see you on the trail running?
I go, is this your wayof working in that you went running?
He's like, nose, I'm mybike and I'm like, you're really getting
beforehand that he did say that.I said, you're getting really creative of
finding ways to work it into conversation, and I respect it. If nobody
knows it never happened. Well,Becky g is going to be performing on

(23:56):
Thursday, August twenty seconds. It'slike opening night of the Fair. She'll
be there and tickets go on salethis Friday. If you want to check
it out. I think I'm gonnachoose her song. That song actually as
my throwback Thursday song this week.I know you're on the edge of your
seat. I was waiting and soI wanted to give you that information.
How if you do cut your sandwichesin half, how do you cut them?
Do you cut them horizontally or doyou cut them diagonally? What's the

(24:18):
difference? People have preferences number likewhat is horizontal? What is die?
Oh? You mean like so it'sa tryangle? Yes, I do you
not know? I don't know.I cut it like horizontal. I guess,
okay, like a normal person.Well, I put a poll up
under Fallon and Colt on Instagram ifyou want to check that out. But
there's a new way and it's goingviral. It's this guy he calls it

(24:40):
the dof cut. Well, that'shis name, SAME's Ryan Duff. That's
why it's called the dof cut.He's causing a stir, they say on
social media. He cuts his sandwichinto thirds and does it in a unique
way, which he refers to asthe dough cut. His unique cut has
been compared to the Mercedes Ben's logo, leaving three equally sized pieces. His

(25:02):
method has divided the Internet, withsome slamming it. Others been like,
my god, so was it justlike a why? I guess so?
I guess so, yeah, threeequal parts like a Mercedes logo. I
don't nobody has time for that,right, That seems like a lot.
I actually don't think that would takea lot of time. I actually think
that if that slice down the middle, that's a little old fashioned. But

(25:26):
just that's all I need. Okay, saying you're wrong, but to say
that, you know what, Iwas ridiculous. I do think shapes make
food better, like Dino nuggets.I don't know if you had regular or
Dino, the Dino is way better. For some reason, Olive will barely
the sandwich unless it shape like abearer heart. I'm like, all right,
We're wasting a lot of bread outin your lady, am I A
peasant trending is brought to you byNicola Law dot Com, Stalin and Cult

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on one O one point three kdw B. Time for the after school
pop Quiz. But there's a specialversion today. You have to be a
mom. Okay, it's Mother's Dayweek, so only moms can play.
Today. We ask you trivia andthe cool thing is the one day today
gets a personalized balloon bouquet from partyCity. What yeah, and it's gonna
be delivered to your mom for Mother'sDay. If you are a mom,

(26:15):
you can deliver for yours or youknow, you know, do it for
yourself. Call to play six five, one nine eight nine kd WB.
Like I said, pretty easy trivia. You compete against one other person.
The first to two wins on katiewb N, Stalin and Cults on one
O one point three KDWB. Timefor our after school pop quiz. We've
partnered up with party City to getout personalized balloon boucase. We're playing with

(26:40):
just moms today. I've actually inNorthfield and Chelsea and Oak Grove doing a
little trivia today to win this prize. Now, if you win, are
you guys going to keep it foryourself since your mother's or you're gonna gift
it to your mom's my mom,oh, oh my gosh. And Unison,
you guys are so sweet. Wealso like to have a cool mom.

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That's called trauma talking. So herewe go. We're gonna play.
If you know the answer, youchime in with your first name and the
first of two wins. Are youready? Ye? All right? Which
famous person was the Teddy Bear namedafter? Oh, I'll give you one

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hint. They are They were apresident Kelsey, Yes, Chelsea President.
Question number two, what does Corduroythe bear go on a search for act?

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Yes, Ashley's buttons. Yeah,you've read that book a couple of
times. To all right, whatis the princess's name in The Princess and
the Frog? Chelsea? Chelsea Dianaand that Chelsea is our winter today,

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Ashley, Happy Mother's day. Thankyou for playing. Chelsea. We are
gonna get you well, you'll begiving and no one has to know.
It's from us, a balloon bouquet. It's personalized from Party City, So
congratulations, thank you. Now,this is an interesting situation that happened with
Jake and I last night, butit's and I'm not gonna go it's not
gonna be TM, I don't worry, but how he completely ruined the mood.

(28:30):
We're gonna get him on the phoneand when we come back fallon and
Colts on one on one point three, Katie w B. I promise I
normally would not share as like astory about Jake and I in the bedroom.
Yeah, I love it. I'mhere for this moment right now,
but like last I have Jake onthe phone right now because I'm gonna make

(28:52):
him tell the story. Do youshare how you completely just ruined the mood
last night? Hold on, Jake? Before you that on me set the
mood a little bit. Oh wow, Okay, okay, I don't know
there was a mood, but yeah, I got into bed and I had,
you know, the idea that,uh, you know, I'll try
and try and make something happen tonight, and I slide over to uh her

(29:15):
side of the bed real smooth like, except you know, a little too
fast, kind of like came inguns blazing, and I don't know what
happened. My fist just kind oflike punched her in the like square in
the back, like right the kidneythe kidney shot. Kidney shot was so
like like like a real one,like it actually like it was kind of
like socked her because she was justlike, oh what the what the I

(29:38):
was like, oh, well,did it take your breath away? Yeah?
Like gotten the bet. I've neverfelt him move faster from one side
of the king bed to the other. Was like he took all of that
force and just punched me in theback. You know what. I'm like,
I think you're not. He wasmoving so he needed that loving last

(30:02):
night he was so you were soeager, Jake, and then just immediately
Nope, too hot. I can'tthink of any way where this turns around
for you. I am not turnedon. I'm actually gasping for air right
now. Didn't just someone on theback when they're trying to get with them?
Did it impress you? Like howquick he was? Like how he
can move that quick with his hands, He's quick with it. I couldn't

(30:23):
think of anything like that. Iwas like, how do I get my
breath back? Boiler did not gomy way? Well, you took her
breath away in the bedroom, butnot in the best way. Possible.
Yeah, I'll try her again.Here you got to look forward to.
I feel like it's such a luckylady. You're so romantic. Yeah,

(30:45):
I got aproach a little bit.It's clip quiz on kd w Z.
Yeah, so we got promo director. It's ten in the studio. What
up, dude, I uh,how's the relationship? That's good? You
an Abby going strong? Still?Yeah, I haven't named her on air,

(31:06):
but there we go. Oh,you're welcome. God, well,
I saw you. You put upa post which kind of made it like,
yeah, break the Internet, Instagram. Yeah, official hard lunch.
That's what the kids are launch andI just helped you with it. So
you're welcome. Cole. He justknows how to turn things. He just
knows how to be like, Ididn't do anything wrong. I'll turn this

(31:26):
on you. Just you know,he's always the victim, I know.
So here's the thing. We haveclips from a TV show, a movie,
and a song and they'll correlate inthe same year. So you just
got to guess that and if youdo it, you might win. If
you lose, you might have toKisspalin's ring and we'll see how good you

(31:47):
do. Okay, is that cool? Annoying? Yeah, annoyed with myself
and it hasn't even come close tothat moment. Yeah, So I think
what we're gonna do here, Tedis I'm gonna have you go first.
Okay, Okay, he said Iwas going first today. You went first
last week. Okay, my apologies. Well, okay, I mean if
you want to go first, youcan go first. You literally said causes

(32:13):
first today. I don't know.It's all right, okay, Number one
number my first is your TV showI hope so you're my tutor, right,
I don't think so you're Haley Chames. Right, I'm sorry. I'm
best friends with Lucas. Well,then I'm sorry to Hailey Lucas. Man,

(32:39):
I don't know any of these names. So I'm gonna go with One
Tree Hill. Oh my god,you know what's scary. I was gonna
guess that too. You are thosepeople. I don't have never watched One
Tree Hill. You pulled that outof the bag. Okay, your movie.
You know, it's one of thoseideas where you're just like, yes,

(33:05):
great, come here, I'll startwith the cover picture of this you
got. Yeah, okay, soone one Wow TV show movie? You
knew that clip clip clip quiz.Here's your song standing on the bridge.
I'm waiting in the dark. Ithought that you'd be here. Fine,

(33:28):
now there's nothing but the rain,no footsteps on the ground. I'm listening
with this. No, it's oneof the best albums ever. Isn't anyone
trying to Fine, let's just doa moment. Will somebody come take me?
Okay, it's Avril Levine. I'mhere, you're here. I'm with

(34:00):
you, you kang. I knowit's one of those Okay, that's fine,
that's fine. You can redeem yourselfof the year. What year did
these all fall under? What doyou think two thousand and three? Wow,
you are nice. You're not wastingany time. I knew that Elf
was like twenty years old last year. That's what helped me. Ah,
there you got it. Go Wellfor a minute, I was like,
it's either twenty or twenty five yearsbut an Avri Levine confirmed you're educated.

(34:22):
Thank you so much. All right, so this is clip quiz ted.
We're gonna start with your TV show. Okay, here we are invitation to
the dance. I wish the friendsare hurry to up about it. You
know what they're saying on the news. When things are working, it's going
to be Junior's body. So farthinking plan you had the duel. Tal
I called you last Christmas? Hey, what about you? What are you

(34:44):
doing? We we're up in abarn or what sopranos? Yeah, okay,
there was zero. There was zeroother shows in the world with that
many that accident. Maybe Jersey Shore. All right, here we go,
all right, here is your movie? Can understand where you're completely disregarding your

(35:07):
subnetri color. He's proposing, Ican't look like I would on any other
date. This is the date thenI don't always remember. I want to
look special, but not like Iexpect anything. There's nothing I love more
than a dumb blonde with daddy's plastic. Lookay, that sounded like Reese Weatherspoon

(35:28):
and they said blonde. I'm gonnaguess legally blonde. Tad Yeah, nice,
all right, Ted, very good, very good. Here is your
song, how Much you Love You? I'm taking this. It's a good

(35:53):
summer song. And when you gothis list someday by Sugar Ray hold on,
I'll tell you in a second,I thought there was more. Dang
it. Hold on for a secondlonger when it's over, when it's when

(36:14):
it's over? No, all right, Fallon, you currently have three,
Ted, you have two, SoTed, you get tied up right now?
First round? If you know theyear where these all happen, I'm
gonna go with two thousand and one. Yeah, it's been so I'm feeling

(36:35):
that right up? Three, three? Who's gonna win? Clip quiz?
Find out next on Katie w B. Hold up, it's clip quiz on
kd w B. Yeah, sowe're all tied up. Some good games
today, Ted, you got threefoul and three. We have a TV
show, movie, and a song. You have to guess each and then

(36:58):
guess which year they're in. Okay, is that cool? How are we
feeling? You? Confident? Ifeel like I'm very equally matched every week
when I play against Ted. Yes. Same, it's great friendly competition.
You too, are one of thehighlights of my week. Oh, thank
you Ted for seeing me. Yes, so nice of me to say that.
Okay, here's your TV show Fallin, Dude, are you kidding?

(37:21):
It's you and Lily. I've beenthere for all the big moments of you
and Lily at night you met yourfirst date, other first things. Sorry,
we thought you as sleeve. It'sphysics. Marshal at the bottom bunk
moves. The top bunk moves too. How I Met Your Mother one of
the greatest shows of all time,I know, but I blacked out for
Lily. I didn't get until Marshallwas said. But I will say this

(37:43):
too. I liked How I MetYour Father, but it was so bad
compared to how It was so bad. But I love Hillary Duff so much.
I wanted it to be so nice. They just jumped into it too
quickly. There was no like,I don't know. It was missus.
Okay, here's your movie. Allright, that's funny. You gotta get
out of the car graze. It'sgonna come back. He's gonna. I

(38:10):
don't have time to my chops.I got a shop door, and you
get out of many or you're gonnadie. Manny and Ray. I mean,
I feel like, is it thatfast and the Furious ted? Do
you know? I don't know?It's not War of the worlds. Oh,

(38:34):
that cru sucks so bad. Therewas no way I was watching that
suckular movie the movies. That movieis actually good. I don't know.
I don't know if you have youseen it? Seen it now? I
watched it for the first time liketwo years ago. Actually pretty olds up.
Yes, if you know this songfallon, just don't say anything,
let it play a little bit.Was just he has today your pardon me?

(39:05):
I used to stand so I usedto be so strong, your arms
around me, tired, everything feltso right, like cuckoo. I can't
seem barely out here right, I'mtad Kelly. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

(39:37):
you did, Yeah you did.Fun fact, I have hazel eyes.
I just want to throw that inthere. Oh whoa, they are
so glimmery, so beautiful opened I'mso wide and he said that, so
I can see I'm so beautiful,so lovely. I feel so lucky to
see you right now. So whichyear? What do you think? Kelly
Clarkson one American Idol in two thousandand two, So it can't be before

(39:59):
that. Why do you know that? Because I was like a senior in
high school and I was like very, very very obsessed with that show.
It was like the biggest season.I know you guys weren't born yet,
okay, but behind these Hazel liesthat was like second album vibes. So
I'm gonna say two thousand and four, two thousand and five, so close,

(40:22):
so close? Yes, way yousay things to me, you're so
snarky. Could and you actually soundsupportive when you say things to Ted?
Did you try to sound supportive tome? Undermining you at all? I'm
just saying you didn't? You did? Okay, you did? Good?
Doesn't cold support you for like,you know, three and a half of

(40:43):
the other hours that you guys areon are Sometimes I'll look over and he
has dead eyes. But I'm like, what's happening. He's literally in looking
at the distance. I don't knowhe's thinking about dinner. If he's thinking
about anywhere else he'd rather be thanhere, I'm not sure what he's doing.
Listen, it's all good. I'mnot This is making me feel really
uncomfortable, Like I gotta choose momor dad right now? You don't clearly

(41:04):
chose dad. Wow, Dad throwsthe baseball to me. Okay, here,
Tad, here's your TV show,so they're did you want to do
it? August twenty nine, twentytwenty three. If you find this,
please do not come into the bedroom. We left the window open so the
house wouldn't smell it will probably bea sight. I'm guessing you found this
jewel because anyone else would have beenelectrocuted or blown up by one of my

(41:25):
traps. Oh my god, Idon't know what you know right anything?
No, if I told you anAcurnate would to help you. Pedro Pascal,
oh the last of us. Youdon't get the point? Okay,
I was why did you hit thebuser? Yet? Get the point?

(41:50):
All right? So no point,no point, no point to the point
just because he's or not. Okay. That is such a show that we
would not be, like a showI would watch and I fought it,
but then everyone's so good. SoI watched it and and I were obsessed
with it, like I love that. I'm so ready for season two.
Yeah, but it's gonna come outin like ten years. I hate when
they do that. So long hbo. Okay, here's your movie. Obviously
your invention. Let us bring outboys home. It was hardly my inventory.

(42:16):
It was you want to cover aton. Jim tells me you're concerned
about an arm's ration. I'm sohappy that's not my Is this Oppenheimer?
Oh god, I actually haven't seenit, but you know, educated guess

(42:37):
yeah, and your song is I'mreally sorry about this one. Okay,
I don't think you're gonna know it, but it was it was popping,
so mate, I don't know,Okay the sign He looks so disappointed?

(42:58):
Does anyone sing on it? Didyou'd give the long intro version movie from
the Chilling You Baby? Where wasthis big? Oh my god? Okay,
this is like one of those.Is the Zach Bryan Yes, something
in the Orange? Nice? Youknow that? Because so now he's definitely

(43:23):
gonna win because that song. Ifeel like it went viral for like two
weeks and then I've never heard ofthat song in my life. And then
like Zach Bryan was well, itwas difficult because obviously this is you know,
this isn't a year from like twothousand, so it's hard to find
songs that we don't play like,you know, sure, So okay,
anyways, that was a good one. Speaking of which year, do you

(43:44):
think this all lines with? Twentytwenty three? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
Daddy did help you got in thevery first clip, she said twenty
twenty three. I mean Oppenheimer wasalso a dead giveaway. You know,
what's so silly? You deserve thatpoint for that Zach Bryan songs. I
don't know it. Thank you.The Colts still sucks so hard and he's
so sweet on you and he literallyjust put in blonde in the legally blonde

(44:06):
one, put in twenty twenty threein the year for this one, and
I wanted you to go second.Jealousy is not a good look on you
said before. Yes it is Falinand Colts on one oh one point three
kd w b uh. We're gonnado the pop culture minute here in a
few minutes when come back. Butyesterday it was not around the time.

(44:30):
It's like an hour earlier on theshow Colt and I announced. We are
so excited because we were like,hey, could we get T shirts like
Fallon and Colt T shirts? Andthey were like no, and we were
like, oh please, But likethey actually allowed us to order shirts.
Surprisingly. I mean, there's notyou know how it is anywhere you work,
there is no budget for anything.Yeah, we didn't get like a

(44:52):
billboard or like one of those airplanesthat has like a thing trailing behind it,
any of that. Like over likeminute taka, you will not see
a plane flying a Fallon and Coldflag. It's not gonna happen this summer,
but all right, you can havesome T shirts and we're like,
awesome. Yesterday we talked about this, got a text in from a regular

(45:13):
contributor to our show, Kelly fromCottage Grow Shout Out, and she said,
I need me one of those,and I said, yeah, you
do and she said, I havehuge boobs, So it's like a big
real estate of advertisement. I waslike, that's what I'm looking for.
I cannot specifically ask for big chestedwomen for to get these shirts to I
definitely can't. Definitely sure said no, you can ask for big chested men.

(45:36):
Yeah, man, I was,I know there's a group, but
yeah, we're so excited. Sowe have to go through Ted and promotions
because he knows the T shirt people. And when I'm telling you this is
not the top of Ted's priority list, I have every day be like Ted,
I know I'm annoying, but youknow in these shirts. So yesterday

(45:57):
the update was they'll be coming toTuesday or Wednesday at the latest. Do
we have an update on the Tshirt delivery? Yes, we do.
Why do you because I don't knowit's not the news that you want.
You guys, you guys, Iguess there was a missing part in the
production, ak ted forgot to sendan email. True, be honest,

(46:22):
I am being honest. All theysaid there was a missing part like in
some machine machine, so they haveto order apart and so they'll be here
Thursday by noon. What do wemean missing like it just walked away in
the middle of the night. Idon't ask question. I didn't say,
hey, guess what prove it?That would be if you did, Yeah,

(46:43):
that'd be mean. We can getthese shirts by Thursday, by end
of day Thursday, or like Thursdaymorning, I requested, Thursday morning before
noon. We gotta get these shirtsto the people of the Twin Cities,
Baby's. There's just so much demanddemand we found from Keli. Yeah,

(47:05):
one text yesterday. If someone asksyou for one of these shirts, let
you know how hot and in demandthey are. Well, you know what,
maybe they're listening right now and they'rejust gonna put them on speed order.
I don't know how can they unlessyour story is a lie. You
said they're missing a part in theirmachine. Ted, what if someone's listening
that has a spare part and thenthey expedite ship it two hours off?

(47:28):
Yeah, it's the pop Culture Minutewith Sellon and Cult on one on one
point three kd w B shout outto everyone who texted in. Cult is
literally just staying silent. I can'teven talk about what we're getting. Texted.
Well, we're getting Fallon and Cultt shirts. And we had shout
out Kelly and Cottage. Groves said, oh, where I want to have
big, big chest, It'll belike big advertisement for you. We're like

(47:51):
yes. So then Fallen was like, where my big chested women at.
You didn't exactly say that, butI did imply that. And so here
says I can advertise one across mybig boobies. That's what someone says.
Another one Rachel from Minneapolis here,I'm a big chested woman. I need
one of those shirts. If you'retaking the applications for bussy women to advertise
your show, I'm in. That'sfrom Nicole. Somebody said I have more
junk in the trunk than the hood, but I still advertise the heck audio.

(48:15):
Thank you so much. And thenyou had an idea, you said,
after our shirts, after our shirts, we should do what I was
just telling you off there. Iwasn't gonna bring mention into it. But
I was just saying we could dolike pants like for men who have a
good balls, you know, likesome gray sweatpants with found I love that
square across the front or the backthough, just the front. Why not

(48:36):
I do like that? I don'tI would. I mean, I guess
I shouldn't speak on that either.Okay, so this is your trending brought
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(49:00):
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(49:21):
that Taylor is drinking a lot thesedays, So whatever she's trying to do,
she's just trying to warn Taylor tolike stop drinking so much, because
Travis seems to be a bad influencebecause every time she sees him. He's
always drunk, but we just seethem celebrating and doing fun thing. It's
not like both work incredibly hard.So yeah, the times, it's not

(49:45):
like they're drunk on the football fieldor drunk at the cost or you know
what I'm saying. But it istrue that Kelsey brothers go hard, like
when you see Jason just slamming twobeers at the same time shirtless, but
luckily they're like unproblematic when they're wrong. Yeah, Travis Kelsey's most annoying thing
is he screams, Viva lost.What are you talking about? Eric stops

(50:08):
screaming Viva lost, and then hisbrother just takes his top off. And
I always call it a top ora blouse for a man because I think
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(50:57):
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(51:40):
do a little game for dads tocompete. And this is extra fun because
we have Jeremy and Forest Lake.His actually and asked if she was your
wife. I rudely just said,what's your baby mama's name? Ellie is
her name? So you're competing forEllie and they have four kids together,
Alice in Burnsville. This is extraspecial. Alex is playing for his ex

(52:04):
wife, but the mother of histwo children, I think is like,
that's a that shows a very maturerelationship. Yeah, good co parentsing Alex,
gotta gotta do that's right. SoColt's gonna ask you questions and if
you know the answer, you chimein with your name, and the first
to two wins. Okay, allright, So you need to list off

(52:24):
something in a diaper bag Jeremy Yeah, all right, okay, So up
until what age can your kid bea lap child? Jeremy Jeremy five.

(52:46):
I don't want to answer. Ithink that's I think that's I don't know.
All my flights are taking our twoOh you just yeah on a planet?
Okay, okay, So next question, how many weeks is full term
pregnancy? Alex Alex nine and ahalf weeks, nine and a half months.

(53:08):
I was like, whoa, Alex? Where are you? Alex?
That's correct? Thirty nine to fortyweeks and six days. They say,
so, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, all right,
wow, I'll tie up. Okay, So what is the birth date cut
off for a child to start kindergarten? What age? Alex? Fine?

(53:35):
What when did they have to turnfive by? Which month? September?
In the day? Oh god,yeah did you say first? Let me
clear about all. So what dowe do? What do we think?
Is it wrong? It is September. You didn't say the date necessarily,

(54:00):
but if you get specific, thenyeah, it is the first and he's
of the fifth. You decide,Oh so close, so close? Okay.
What's your child's middle name? Hell, Jeremy, Alex. So there's
way too much hesitation on that.I love it. Well, they also

(54:22):
have multiple kids, so they confusingabout it. I always sweat when about
the doctors and they're like, what'syour child's birthday? And I was like,
I know this. Wait a minute, hold on six one twenty one?
I think difficult. It is absolutelyJeremy. Thanks for playing today.
Alex did get it for his exwife. Love to see that mature relationship.

(54:42):
You're gonna get a balloon bouquet fromParty City for her. Congratulations,
Alex. Mammy Stalin and Colts onone oh one point three kd WB.
Is it worth breaking up over?If you ever have one of those you
can emails? It's like kind oflike you think going okay in a relationship,
but then something happens a roadblock,and you're like, I don't know

(55:04):
if I can ever get past this. It can be something really serious.
In my opinion, this one's amixture of ridiculous but also serious, Like,
I see what side are you leaningon before you even tell it.
No, I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm
gonna I'm gonna let you help himout. There's something that his girlfriend does,
and he's like, I just literallydon't know if I can get past
this. Is it worth breaking upover? We'll do it when we come

(55:25):
back On KTWB, Is it worthbreaking up over? You decide with Felon
and Cold on kd WB. Bythe way, this guy wrote his email
and just all caps, and thatalways just like it is so concerning to
me, Like why did you writethis in all caps? I had to
get off this chest. I guessthat's okay. So he's writing it about

(55:51):
his girlfriend, he says, Ijust read the first line. And what
when I read the first line inthe email, did you visualize one person?
You know? Because I did?Really no, I just picture just
a faceless person on the couch forsome reason. In pj'sy, he says
she has the worst gas ever.I have immediately envisioned my friend Heidi because

(56:13):
she does her. I mean,it is so foul. It's like I
honestly, it bothers me sometimes,like how is it possible? He says.
I can't even begin to describe thescent other than it's so bad.
I've actually gagged before. I'm notagainst couples passing gas in front of each
other, but I seriously wonder ifsomething is wrong with her. It smells
so bad. I find myself gettingsuper angry at her every time it happens,

(56:39):
even times when she can't help it, like when she's sleeping. I
love her, but it's just sodisgusting. I legit sit and wonder can
I smell this for the rest ofmy life? Is it worth breaking up
over? I will say this thereis because I always say this about like,
I mean, my friend Heidie's oneof these people. But just like,

(57:00):
let's it pass and you know,she won't say anything and it hits
you like it slaps you across theface. Does she wait for it?
And then she gets your reaction andshe's like, yeah, exactly. And
I'm always like, your husband isa saint, and she's like, Okay,
it's as bad as mine. I'mlike, I don't think it's possible.
It's so bad it can ruin anentire environment. So is she at
the type of person that would doit in the car and then lock the

(57:22):
windows and so and then she'd laugh, just crying laugh over it. Now,
I don't care about people doing itin front of their loved ones like
tooting' you know what I mean,because everyone has their different comfort levels.
But I get what he's saying.He's like, even when she's asleep,
if he's like genuinely getting like he'sacknowledges he's getting actually angry over it.

(57:43):
As soon as he smells that,he apparently just starts getting mad. Yeah.
I don't know how you fix that. You can't make or eat whatever,
like is it? I don't know. I'm almost on his side.
I'm gonna be real with you.It depends on how how long they've been
together. How much they love eachother. Obviously he loves her, so
they've obviously been together and they sleeptogether. That doesn't mean thing. But

(58:04):
if you watch Nickelodeon in the twothousands, you know that a lot cable
wasn't rich. So on. Flatulenceis a thing, and it's supposed to
happen at least like twenty eight timesa day, So that's a lot of
time to be smelling for that fromthe two thousands. Yeah, for some
reason, I wanted to make passinggas like normal. I don't really want
to know about the episode. Yeah, it was just a commercial. It

(58:27):
was like a PSA. I don'tknow. Anyways, that's a lot of
smelling for a lot of life.So yeah, so what do you think,
maybe you live with someone like thisor you are this person, is
it worth breaking up over? Imean series, I know we laugh about
it because tooths are funny, butI have actually I've experienced that before where
like I've actually gotten mad at myfriend Heidi, like when we were roommates.

(58:49):
I'm like, this isn't appropriate inthis moment, Like can't you control
yourself? Can't you go to thebathroom? And is it too controlling to
tell your partner like, yeah,you got it public. Well you need
to leave the room. Yeah,Like if we're on the couch, you
need to go to the bathroom.Yeah, and just you can't be around
me. That happens if you wantus to be together. What do you

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think you can text? Five threenine two one KDWB one. One thing
we don't talk about often enough islike you can always listen to us on
the iHeartRadio app. It's like areal easy download and really easy to listen
to us there. And when you'reon there, there's like a little record
button. You can hit that andyou get thirty seconds to leave us.
They call it talk back, butit's like basically record a message. Yeah.
Usually it's unhinged people drunk at likethree am. It really is.

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But if you want to try itout, it's fun. We get it
right to the studio. You cancall us, which is probably the easiest
six five one nine eight nine kdWB. Is it worth breaking up over?
Like bro? But you let theloone? Is it worth breaking up

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over? You decide with felon KDWB. This is the email we got from
a guy says his girlfriend has theworst gas ever. He said, it's
so bad it makes him gag attimes, and he's like, I'm not
against like passing gas in front oflike like, I'm not like that,
But there's seriously something wrong with heror smells so bad. He said,

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I find myself getting super angry ather every time it happens, even when
she can't help it, like whenshe's sleeping. I love her, but
it's so disgusting. I legit sitand wonder can I smell this for the
rest of my life? Is itworth breaking up over? We did get
a bunch of text messages on thisone. Someone says, by the way
cold, it was, be smartknow your fart? Oh yeah. This

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says I've been married four years.I've never farted in front of my husband.
I just can't. It feels sounladylike. And someone else got even
farther. No flatulance, Stay alady. I've been married seventeen years and
I've never done that in front ofmy husband. That's a cap You've done
it at least once him blamed ona dog or a cat. This one
says I would let my boyfriend comeover if he'd eaten white castle. In

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the last twenty four hours. Someoneelse said, he still has a lot
of growing up to do if he'sthinking of breaking up over something so natural.
Yeah, you know how physical ailingit is, Like if you get
that scent just hitting your face andyou want to throw up and you're like,
I mean, that's how bad.I don't think it's his maturity level.
I think it's that's how bad he'sactually gagging. Someone said, slip

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or some beano, just like dropin or drink. Okay, yeah,
that's okay. And here are sometalkbacks we got. So the young girl
get that thank you boody out ofhere. Amen. That is a little
unhinged and I like it. Okay, Yeah, the talkback Mike. By
the way, on the iHeart radioapp, just listen to one on one

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point three katiewb. There's a littlemicrophone button you tap that and you can
say stuff like this. I thinkit's completely dependent on her attitude about it.
I mean there's lots of things youcould do. You could go to
a doctor, you could you know, make a plan to you know,
like an escape road. But ifshe's not willing to do any of those
things, then it probably is worthbreaking up over. Okay. And we

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have one more talk back. Ipersonally don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Like Shrek always said, put heropen in, and I've always kind
of held true to that, Likeif you got gas, let it out,
like you know, you don't wantto Summa gig, it ain't worth
it. So yeah, it's notworth it. Don't don't break up over
it. She's gonna part people partthan bro bro. This texts I'm all

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about equality here, but let's savethat card for the stuff that doesn't compromise
our manners. So what who arethese people texting so proper? So proper?
We have who knew the two o'clockhour, most unhinged people apparently five
o'clock hour, most polite people,the business people. Yeah, it's work.

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I'm just saying. The lady saysshe's married seventeen years, hasn't done
it once? Cap I'm calling it. My mom used to even at really
just the kids. She would goto the bathroom and spoiler alert, my
bed was against the wall connected tothe bathroom, and I'd be like,
oh God, debate something rough tonight. I'm like, I can still hear
you. It's not that respectful whenyou know my bedroom walls next to that,

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doylet else Today's trending with felon andcold on one on nikolay law dot
com. Okay, this is cool. According to US News, Minnesota is

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the fourth best state to live in. I mean that's not bad. I
could have been number one. Who'sbeating us? Do you have that?
Let me look? Let me clickon the link? Does that call?
Uh? Uh? No, way, we're top spot. Yeah, it
looks like we're just right behind Utah, Washington, Idaho, and Nebraska.
Okay, Idaho? Really? Whendo you ever hear anything about Idaho?

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Utah, Salt Lake City? It'sall you got, mae, two cities.
You know. Washington is actually prettyawesome. So yeah it is.
I think it's decent. Yeah,okay, good point, good point.
I feel like you're gonna little heatedover the weirdest things. We're number four.
It's pretty good. I'm gonna imagineTexas and Indiana didn't fall super high

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on that. Love probably not.Bakiji is gonna play the grand Stand opening
night of the Minnesota State Fair.Tickets for that are gonna go and sell
Friday, and I thought, oh, I gotta share that. I actually
what your zodiac sign was because Ilove astrology little stories, even though I
know people are like, I don'tknow why. Every single time, I'll
look at them and they're like,here's your dessert based on your zodiac sign,

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and I'll get so excited, andthen I get so mad because they'll
give me like Tara Masoux and I'mlike, I do not like Tara Massoux
is an aries and I get sofired up. So this one is for
like coffee people. So they saidthese four zodiac signs, coffee is essential.
I am one of those aries.They said. People like it air.
It's like it's strong and small andusually drink it in one gulp think
espresso. Nope, not me,So maybe mad doesn't fit me at all.

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Yeah. Also, I feel likeit could like anybody who likes coffee
could just be like, oh yeah, this is right. Yeah, and
they didn't nail me. Sagittarians,they say, sip their coffee alone while
quietly contemplating the day ahead. It'slike a good quality, flavored coffee.
That's probably more me. You saidthere was nothing for tauris. I'm not
supposed to have coffee Scorpios like it'sstrong, a good espresso helps them stay

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focused so they can rule the day. No, because it said only these
four zodiac signs is coffee essential?So sorry, that's a Taurus. It's
not essential for you. Wellmaturus,what identify as a Gemini? So what
does that mean? I know?I can do what I want? Okay?
Fine? What's your rising moon andsun? I don't know, depends
on the day. Okay, okay, that you're turning brought to you by

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little brother's jail debts and then buya house. I don't do you think
your wife would be happy that thefirst thing you said was to pay off
jail debts? Do you know howmuch a house is a few thousand dollars
probably going to cover? Well,it's our first house, so we can
do three and a half down.Oh, yeah, okay, but do

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you think your wife would be pleasedto hear your paying off your brother's jail?
Rob? No? Probably not,Well I didn't. I think we're
just going to go all about yourself. So that was actually very nice because
I'm a very nice person. Yeahyou are, thank you for telling me
how nice. Well, this beginner, it's a good beginner's luck. I
guess. There's a woman named Caitlin. She bought her first ever lottery ticket

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last month and what fifty thousand dollars? And what is she doing with it?
She's using it to pay off hersister's college tui shit. Oh see
there she is. See Like,so that's why you surprised me so much
that your first thing was something foryour brother? Are you second guessing?
Now? Like? Wait? Whyis everyone doing stuff for their families?
Not the only one? I literallydidn't even cross my mind. No,

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it's all good because I know Jemwouldn't do anything and it. She'd be
like, let's get some electric scootersone on one point three KGWD with founded
colts. I'm on my way toups Is today. Jen gave me a
package to return from Amazon. Howto do it at FedEx don't know why
I can to just drop it offat Coles this time, but go to
FedEx. Jen's like, yeah,there's a FedEx right by your work.

(01:07:44):
Just do it. It only takestwo seconds. Like, Okay, I
got a lot going on today,but I'll return your shoes that you ordered
in the wrong size, even thoughit's your feet. So then I go
in and I'm like, all right, my wife has like a return she
just to make. And the guylooks at her. He's like, yeah,
this is UPS man man. AndI was like, are you sure?
She said the FedEx right by herplace. She's like yeah, I

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mean we're close cousins, but thisis UPS. It usually says it on
the actual return label. It didit did. He's like, right there,
buddy, UPS. So that's whatI'm doing. They spend so much
of their day just telling people thatI'm pretty sure, because especially UPS and
USPS, that gets tricky they're soclose. But I was so quick to

(01:08:27):
blame my wife too. I wantedhim to know that I wasn't obviously under
the bike and then you rode offinto the sunset on your bike. No,
actually, she gets you. Letme use the car today because of
the return. So yeah, itwas that or get some of those uh
what do they call, like thosestraps and just strapping on my back as
I ride down Cedar Lake. Butthat's nice. Hey, we're gonna have

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more Party City Balloon boucas to giveaway tomorrow and the rest of the week,
and don't forget Thursday, a bigday on KATIEWB. We're still giving
away a trip to see Taylor onthe last stop of the US Eras tour,
which is in Indianapolis, and wewant to get you there. You
got to become a verified fan bygoing to JDWB dot com and then we
read names all day on Thursday foryour chance to get qualified for that.

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But I just don't want you tomiss out on it because we gave someone
a trip to Paris, so whynot go to one of the shows here
at Indy. Have a great night. Thanks for hanging out with us.