Guy called in to talk about his sensual experience with a bear

This woman's man wants to take a vacation with his bros two weeks before her baby is due
Animal encounters stories gets hella graphic with a bear story
Anybody listening who involves people who saved lives
How long should you wait before getting into a new relationship
There's a service fee Colt got hit with that is SHOCKING

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Episode Transcript

(00:04):
Stalin and Cults on one to onepoint three, Katie w B. We
have Sarah from Mantros on the phone. Hi Sarah, Hi guys. All
right, can you share a littlefun fact about yourself? Sarah? Yeah,
just that I'm a huge Katie wB fan. I've been listening to
you guys since I was a kid, and I just want to thank you
guys for making my day. Ohyou so okay? I sought this will

(00:24):
be an easy answer. Then doyou approve the show this week? Absolutely?
Yeah? Stalin and Colts on oneon one point three, Katie w
B. I thought there was alot of beats happening there. Mixing is
on that the word I would use? Okay? Do you think now that?

(00:48):
Okay? Colt and I have beentogether for like two months now.
A few weeks ago I approached Coltasked if he would be my best friend.
He said, yes, we signedthe contract. We think became best
friends. But the question is arewe spending too much time together? We
saw each other every single day ofthe week. Oh you said, aha,
so you immediately think we are spendingtoo much time together. Even my

(01:08):
mother in law was like, doesshe want to break from you? Like,
ah, that hurts, but Idon't know. We spend a significant
amount of time together. It's weso we do our show together every day
obviously, so we are together forfour hours during that time, but usually
like there's the hour before the show, and we communicate outside of that obviously

(01:33):
to plan the show, but we'renot seeing each other. And then we
have our kids have swimming lessons atthe same time, so Sundays we see
each other, but we've actively beenplanning things with our kids on Saturdays.
I think it's just smart because ourkids are old enough to entertain themselves,
so it like actually gives us abreak. Yeah, except now they're getting
in trouble mm hm because they matchour energy too much. And the thing

(01:56):
the swimming lesson coach said was theyboth need to work on the listening.
And then I asked Remy. Iwas like, what were you and Olive
doing during and she was sent Shesaid we were just going anytime she would
talk to us, and I waslike, yeah, he can't do that.
Sounds if I was a swimming instructra, I would just thrown you in
the deep end. Yeah, thisis the thing with no I think that

(02:17):
it's my daughter that's doing it,because oh yeah, she's she's Listen,
of your two children, your olderone is the innocent one, and that's
the one that goes swimming lessons withmy daughter. So I feel like they're
my daughter's encouraging the bad behavior.There's always that one friend and then it's
like, how do you have thatconversation like, listen, we can't hang

(02:37):
out with that person anymore. Wait, have you guys been having this out?
No? No, but I'm justthinking now, like because I'm sure
every parent has gone through that,like I don't want my kid hanging out
with X person. Absolutely suck.Absolutely yeah. I Luckily I don't think
I was ever that person. Anyway. I had my neighbor one time.
I asked him to come over andplay video games with me, and he

(02:58):
said, oh, my parents saidI'm not allowed in your house. And
I was like why. They're like, well, your parents are crazy,
and I was like, yeah,that kid had good parents. They were
smart up. We've been the housewhere the kid didn't want to come back.
We invited we I don't get toomany deals, but we invited a
kid over who was super rich tohang out with Dylan, Like Dylan invited

(03:19):
him over. Oh, this iswhen you were a kid. This is
like recently, this is recently,okay, well in the past, like
four years. And the kid cameover and literally asked Dylan, who was
like, I don't know, thirteen, what's the square footage of her house?
And Dylan was like, I liketwo hundred because he doesn't know what
square footage of the house is.And I was like, what kid at

(03:40):
twelve or thirteen knows about square footageof a house? And the kid never
came back, and I was like, it's because we were the poor house
to that kid, Yeah, thoughtour house is gross. They don't have
a chef. I threw my clotheson the ground, nobody picked it up.
There's no nanny here. Literally,and I don't know anything about that
kid's house, but I know thatDylan's. But he came in changed all
of his settings on all of hisvideo okay. He was like, dude,

(04:03):
you use like this, Dude,you don't have multiple monitors, like
ooh, like everything was gross.And I was like, wow, he
really just made you feel bad aboutyourself. I thought we were doing okay.
I had up with a TV onetime. My friend was like,
how do you even see on thisthing? I'm like relaxed, all right,
cool though we're hanging out, didn'tknow this is a big roast satch

(04:23):
of my lack of things, allright, So to get a resolution here,
we do or don't spend too muchtime together? No, I think
we're good. Okay, me too. I don't know what else I would
do. I don't see anybody else. So it's interesting because you always say
you have a lot of friends andalso bring it up you never can give
any examples of friends you have.There are weird tifts that happen because we

(04:43):
do hang out so much, likethe thing that happened last night, Whereas
like, now I have to addressit, but it's gonna be weird all
day. What that you stole mythunder? Huh Okay, I'll explain everything
that happened. Wait, what next? I want to do? You katiewb

(05:04):
with Filon and Colts. You knowhow they say comparison is the thief of
joy. Yeah, it's hard tonot compare when I'm next to you.
Where is this spell? Like we'reat swim class, I'm there with you.
You have your daughter in the sameswim class. Whatever. Okay.
So then the swimming coach comes upto me. They're like, yeah,

(05:27):
I just found out you're on KATWBtwo and I was like, yeah,
we do a show together. Andshe's like, Folin has so many more
followers than you. I was like, oh out, but yeah, she's
popular. I was like, Jake, did tell me that happened because I
was getting all of it out ofher swim stuff into her clothes. But
that's such a funny bird. Iwas like, yeah, she is the

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most here longer, one of themost popular people in the building. Actually
it's not just me. Other peoplehave small followings and our building okay.
And then on our morning Slash nightguy he's he's coordinating a birthday party.
His girl's coming in from New Jerseyand he's like, hey, we should

(06:10):
meet up and do something. Sowe're in the group chat and I'm like,
I was like, yeah, whereis this going? How is this
turning on me? I said,we're getting a new patio set. We
could have a get together at myplace, but only if the weather is
nice. We can sit out bythe fire. If not, everyone has
to bring their own chair and someonemight have to sit in the bathroom.

(06:30):
Because their house is small. Okay, this is annoyed. I know where
this is going in my head.I've already got a planned out. I'm
like, okay, cool, wecan get some brods going. I'll break
out the Blackstone, flip some burgers, do all these things. I'm talking
to Jen, I'm like, wecould do this that then Fallenges responds,
or we can go down by thelake here at my house too. Was

(06:56):
the way you worded the text.I really felt like, I'm offering my
house because no one else has,but here are all the reasons why no
one should come here. So thatI felt like, well, Vaught lives
in an apartment. He probably doesn'twant to host, so I'll just offer
and be nice. But I didn'tthink he would want to drive out to

(07:17):
my house to live out. MINIATRISTAyeah, yeah. But then nobody responded
because now it's awkward. It's likea divorce parent, like you want to
live a mom or because it wasover. It's over a holiday weekend's over
a Memorial Day weekend, and noone wants to commit to plans over Memorial
Day weekends. So no one's responding, and I'm like, you know what
I'm gonna make everyone's life easy.I said, you won't hurt my feelings.

(07:41):
If you want to do the lateguys, I would do the way
too. I get it. Oay, I was just going to be nice.
It's all good. I don't haveto cook, I don't have to
do anything now, so it's stressfree. I've never been invited to your
house. I would love to comeover to your house. You did not
sell it very well by saying somepeople would have to sit in the bathroom.
Yeah, so yeah, anyway,all right, well I apologize you.

(08:09):
We're gonna come back. Jason Kelseyhas his first gig outside of football
since retiring, and also something reallyscary just happened at the Weekend's house.
Will cover it in the pop CultureMinute. Boom. It's the pop Culture
Minute with Selling and Cult on oneon one point three d w B.
This is really exciting if you're aBillie Eilish fan. She announced the hit

(08:33):
me Hard and Soft. The tourtickets on sale May third, pre sale
April thirty, the May first,but she's doing two nights in Saint Paul
Epic. That's she's gonna be andshe's also here like at a really good
time. November where it's like cool, I don't want to do anything.
It's gross and cold, Billy Elishtype of vibe too. November November tenth

(08:54):
and eleventh. She'll be here onthe Twin Cities, which is really cool.
Have you seen Billie Eilish and Ihaven't, but I'm sure we'll have
tickets. Say oh, if youhaven't, or you have and you'd like
to see her, we will begiving tickets away. I'm sure, thanks.
Oh yeah, people will post picturesand videos. I'm sure. This

(09:16):
is a really scary situation. TheWeekend's manager is currently dealing with the aftermath.
One of his security guards was shotmultiple times. So yeah, so
basically, law enforcement tells TMZ.The shooting occurred early Monday outside of his
home, the Weekend's home in theLos Angeles suburb. According to cops,

(09:37):
the security guard encountered three males wearinghoodies and masks who had made their way
onto the twelve million dollar property.And that's through the state of the art
security system, by the way,and after engaging the suspects, the security
guards soon heard gunshots and realized theyshot him. So like at first,

(09:58):
he didn't realize like, yeah,he was shot, paramedics rushed, he's
in critical condition. They say thatthe shooting was a result of an attempted
home invasion. And yeah, it'sjust like really scary and really crazy.
I mean, what if Obviously it'snot like his life is less important,
but that's his job to protect theweekend. Yeah, but how they made
it through this high tech security,three different guys and they were trying to

(10:22):
get into the house, Like,I mean, maybe they knew he was
a weekend, he was out oftown. I don't know, Actually I
don't. I don't see any information. I would assume that's when people try
to rob a place when people areout of town so they can get like
all the jewelry and all that.Remember that used to be a thing that
they had a whole movie on itwhere that people were breaking into like Paris
Hilton and Rachel Bilson's houses because theywould post on social media They're like at

(10:46):
a club in Miami, Oh right, they could like easily break into their
house THO perfect time, the BlingRing or whatever it was called. Remember
that movie, No but sounds alsothing. You just pretty much summed it
up for me, So thank you. I don't have to watch it now,
you're welcome. I didn't take longfor Jason Kelsey to find work in
retirement. He is going to bejoining ESPN's Monday Night Countdown pregame show this

(11:07):
season after getting interest from pretty muchevery single major network. No surprise there
in the least. And also,I think you just sound like one hundred
million dollars podcast deal, So that'spretty good he'll be all right? I
think yeah, probably. And didyou see the videos? They were Travis
and Taylor were at Patrick Mahomes charityevent and he goes up on stage to
auction off four tickets to the era. Story starts off. It was in

(11:28):
Vegas. He starts off doing hisViva Las Vegas champ and it literally shows
Taylor to the look to like peoplelike, oh, not this again.
He's giving me the egg. Yourpop culture Minutes brought to you by Ovo
Lasik and Lynz. Find them atOVOI dot com. Back with anybody listening
who fallon and cult on one ohone point three, katiewb, It's Monday,

(11:54):
it's been a dreary weekend jury day. We just want to make sure
you're in it with us right now. So it's like it's a testing and
then period period. There is anybodylistening who saved someone's life. My husband's
gonna call immediately any chance he getsthe opportunity to share the time. As
a child, he saved his brother'slife from choking on a pretty pretty princess

(12:18):
toy. And I had been watchingso much Rescue nine one one, and
then his grandma was babysitting and heslapped Davy on the back and it's knocked
the peace out, and he's like, I wouldn't call myself hero. My
hero my grandma did, but Iwouldn't call myself one. He's got to
implement that in the wedding speech orsomething, guaranteed. Yeah, anybody listening

(12:41):
who saved someone's life has a superunique laugh. That's just because I want
to hear it for the radio tohear that. If you have the best
laugh ever, super unique. Theproblem is you're just going to have to
do it because Colt and I can'tdo anything to make you laugh. Come
naturally. Probably hates a super popularfood item everyone else loves, Like,

(13:01):
are you like I hate chip dip? Oh? That's like my coworker Colt,
who claims he hates chip dip,and no one on earth has ever
hated chip dip until him or deviledeggs. That one, that's an acquired
taste. I think because sandwiches.I like tuna. When I worked at
Subway, you coming out of allthe meat you you say tuna. I
used to go hard on the tunasat Subway. That's up. You look

(13:24):
like a person that would come inthat mean, that's okay, size me
up. What kind of bread didI get? Okay? You got Italian
herbs and cheese. You got tuna? Was probably some provolone or something pepper
Jack feeling spicy? Yeah? Okay. Anybody listening who call us six five
one nine eight nine kdw B contextin two five three nine two one she

(13:48):
promised salon and cold on one oone point three kg w B taking your
calls. Anybody listening who save someone'slife has a super unique laugh or hate
a super popular food item everyone elseloved. Okay, So you did you

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like? Which category do you fallinto? I think this has saved a
life. Okay. So this wasa little over ten years ago, but
we were at the health club andI am a casual one day a week
complete and I heard him give thisfunny call over the thing and I was
like, Oh, what is that. I was like, Oh, that's
bad. That's a medical emergency.And I was just out of the Marine

(14:33):
Corps, so I was like,Oh, I'm up to date on my
first agency R. Let's go seewhat's going on. Yeah. Sure,
sure enough, Lady full On hada heart attack in a studio and just
collapsed right there. Wow, luckyenough. There was an off duty police
officer and myself. We just clearedthe room, started doing CT machine and

(14:56):
it jump started her, like straightup out of the movies, hit her
with a shock, and I waslike I was looking at her. I
was like, this, lady's gone. What was that feeling. When she
finally like came to it was like, holy crapped. Yeah, there is
nothing to explain it. And yeah, when she got on the paramedics came
and when they put her on thestature she started to wake up. That's

(15:20):
crazy. Like she didn't come backuntil like fully come back until like the
hospital later. But they were like, yeah, had you not hooked her
up to the AD, she wouldn'thave made it. And that was ten
years ago, and I saw herlike two weeks ago in the club.
Oh wow, did she did sheremember you at all from that? Or
no? Was that? Sorry?What was that? Did she remember you
at all from that? Or no? Because she was too out of it

(15:41):
remember me? But we did getintroduced afterwards, So okay, were you
a little petty about it? We'relike, how could you not remember me?
How am I not your screensaver?Right? Her husband remembers me,
and it was like, oh mygosh, she's that. He's like,
I can't thank you enough, Andme and the thirty con are like,

(16:03):
yeah, okay, you know,yeah that's crazy and get first aid in
CPR STI fried and it's cheap andyou will save a life literally, that's
yeah, you got I need todo it for sure. Well, thank
you for sharing. Thanks on havea good day. Hi Katie w B.
So which category do you fall into? Food? I hate the most

(16:25):
or popular food that I what isit? Boba? Oh? Like the
drinks with like the little balls atthe bottom, yeah? Or like the
texture? Yeah? You're so right, Well I don't want those little round
things. I what are you talkingabout out here? I've never heard cold
get more triggered by anything. It'sjust a tea with little tappy Oka balls.

(16:48):
I'm trying to get trigged into something. It's just like you're sucking up
a straw and it's just a littleball shooting at you and it's just gross.
Yeah, which is we should starta little group to get how we
hate boba. What's your name?Thanks for calling Tiffany, Yeah, of
course. Okay, Vicky, Ibelieve is this Vicky? Yep? Okay,

(17:11):
Vicky. You have a unique laugh. So do you need cult to
tell you what joke? Or canyou just give us an example? I
can give you an example. Idon't need the movie theater. People laugh
at my laugh. It's so funny. All right, let's see it.

(17:33):
WHOA. I would cross the streetif I heard you laughing coming down a
sidewalk. Got me like, sawthis up? I squeak and I go
loud and people just roar from me. I love it. I'm the same.
If I was in the theater withyou, I think I'd be like,
oh, I think I would laughhear your laugh one more time,
Vicky, one more time, butlaugh at my lap one more time?

(17:55):
Vicky? You got this? Gookay? Thanks one A one point three
katiewb along with two men and ajunk truck. Want to help you win
one thousand dollars one on one pointthree KATIEWB with Fallon and colt Uh.
We're gonna do our after school popquiz coming up a little bit later,

(18:18):
and we do it every day aroundthe like after school time. Your chance
to answer some like kind of easytrivia perior chance to win cool things at
Mall of America today it's creo likeexperience passes, so we'll do that.
Also, we're gonna kick off adaily poll and this is like one that
has to do with a Nicki Minajconcert if you were there this weekend or
is going to concerts in general.I think it's an interesting discussion. But

(18:40):
first we're gonna come back and apparentlycult always just has some kind of drama
happen when he's out and about attachesitself to me. Does it do you
look? I feel like, listenyou look for it. You're gonna agree
with me on this, Okay.It's the most absurd fee I've ever been
charged at a restaurant ever. AndI'll explain in two song battling Colts on

(19:03):
one on one point three kd WBdo you always attract drama, and I
think you actually take small things andmake them dramatic is what it might actually
be. And I am it's likelooking at a mirror because the exact same
thing. I'm not even like annoyed. I love that you bring it.
I make problems problematic. Yeah,okay, but I've never even heard of

(19:27):
this before, and so this weekend, and I don't even want to say
the name or the place. Don'tplease, I don't want to get in
trouble if a client, if thishas happened to you, it's just no,
it's probably the place you're thinking,because I've never had had this happen
anywhere else. Okay, I'm eatingbreakfast at a restaurant yesterday, having a

(19:48):
good old time, and then mykid starts climbing on my back like a
monkey, knocks my coffee over,starts flying everywhere. It was chilly yesterday,
so people's coats are on the backof the chairs. I think it's
going to like, hey, everybody'sit was a whole thing. Okay,
get napkins, wipe it up.Server comes over with a towel, like,
you don't have to do that.It was my kid to spill it,
grab it, I cleaned it allup, but then hand it back
to her. Yeah, just likea nice person. So then we're going

(20:12):
to like pack up and leave,and we get the bill and we got
charged. This is so crazy andyou're not even gonna go believe me because
it's sold a liar. We gotcharged a ten percent inconvenience fee. That's
not a thing. That's not Ithought. And then I said, okay,

(20:37):
so what is this for? Andshe was like, well, your
coffee is spilled everywhere and got allover the floor, in people's chairs,
and we had to stop some stuffwe were doing to come and clean up
some of the coffee that was spilled. So it's an inconvenience fee. It
is inconvenient and I okay. That'swhere I was like as a as a
parent, I was extremely annoyed,But as someone who's been as I also

(21:00):
kind of understood that the last thingI would want to do is clean up
after some kid that just spilled abunch of coffee. You don't even have
to have kids to spill stuff.You know how many times I've reached over
and just like my big stupid handjust hits a cup and I'm not drunk,
and if you've had even one drink, everyone's like, oh, jokes
on you. I'm just on coordinatd. But so the kid is the good

(21:25):
blame. I'm gonna argue you probablyspilled it and blamed it on your kids.
That's the kind of stuff you do. But I also I'm like,
if you don't want kids spilling stuff, you probably shouldn't allow kids. Now
there is there are exceptions. Ifyour kid's been an absolute jerk and just
throwing stuff everywhere and you're just lettingthem, you're a terrible parent. No,
she leaning to smell it. Ilet her sniff my coffee because she's

(21:47):
always like, I want to drink. I'm like, you can't, So
I let her sniff it, andthen she hit it. It wasn't like
an intentional thing, but that wasmy point. I'm like, but I
brought my kids, so I spenteven more money bringing my kids, and
they were here impressed that you noticedit. When I by the time that
if I take my kid out toeat, I am so stressed out by

(22:07):
the time dinner is over. Iwill sign anythings. I don't even ask.
I don't even ask for the billanymore. I just handle my credit
card. I'm like, I trustyou, Please God, scan that as
fast as you can, run itas fast as you can all on a
couple more things. If it makesit quicker. Let's get out of here.
Half the time when restaurants bring memy entree, I handle my credit
card because I want to be done. That's so brilliant. I'm gonna start

(22:30):
doing that. I do it sooften. I'm not going to ask for
anything else. Just swipe it.Let's get out of you. No chance
I'm asking. I'm not gonna askfor anything period. And yes, but
ten percent for inconvenience. That's haveyou ever heard of that? If you're
listening five one Katie WV one,that's insane. I'm gonna start doing it
to everybody I interact with. Actuallyide the elevator with you inconvenience. This

(22:53):
is the fact today's trending with felonand cold on one one. It's brought
to you by Nicolay Law dot Com. So Metro Transit is installing monitors that
show what is being captured by onboardcameras on hundreds of its buses this year,
as the agency takes more steps toimprove safety on the state's largest public

(23:17):
transportation system. So oh, soit's not like a live feed you can
watch that would be that would beso amazing. Oh, someone make that
happen. They get sponsorships for it'sare making money. I'd be on a
Saturday night board and what's happening onmetro transit? Why not? Wow,
let's see what what's the transit bycowboy jacks. Let's see a drunk people

(23:38):
throwing on Brenda. Well, theysay, light cameras at self checkout stations
and retail outlets. The purpose isto remind people when on transit there are
expectations that you behave in a certainway. It's a reminder there is a
watchful eye and their behavior is beingrecorded there. I mean they talk to
people and they're like, I've beenriding on buses since like nineteen eighty two,

(23:59):
and I I do not like it. I don't like people watching what
I'm doing without any explanation. Fullyexplanation is just that for a safety push.
Yeah, and plus it's not likeyou're in your living room. This
is a public bud walking one day, there's like the target camera in your
living rooms. Like, first ofall, I've never looked worse. I
don't need that judgment in my livingroom. They starry and you have target

(24:21):
exacts like dude spent forever. Thosedishes aren't going to clean themselves. Is
going on? This is insane tome. Do you like ranch dressing?
Oh? So gross? Are youserious? Yeah? Because ranch is just
mayonnaise, and mayonnaise is the worstmicrophone off everyone in America. I'll take
a little break. Oh sorry,got you off? Yours not mine.

(24:47):
Everyone in a you can turn itback on, but don't comment about ranch.
Everyone in America loves ranch dressing,and Panera just added it to their
menu. Bismuth and their quote unquoteshocked at how popular it is. Are
you kidding me? It's like themost popular dressing ever. The chain sold
out of all of it. There'sa lot expected ranch shortage. Banara is

(25:11):
looking to hire someone to fill thebrand new position of ranch hand. I'm
not kidding, this is no way, this is true. Yes, there
is job listing. There's the joblisting. It's listed at part time,
which is rude. But they're lookingfor someone with a full time love of
ranch. Can I tell you howto I would be perfect for this.
I know how to the reason Idon't like ranch is because I know how

(25:34):
it is made with love. No, you take mayonnaise, yeah, bunch
of buttermilk makes it all together.Throw on some of the like taco seasoning,
but it's just the hidden valley stuff. You pour it on top,
mix it all in. Okay,And what's the problem with that? You
just said this, like, mywow, it's all gooping together and you're
mixing it up. Doesn't seem thatappealing afterwards? Interesting because my full body

(25:57):
composition are those three ingredients that youjust listed mayonnaise, buttermel, branch seasoning.
I'm not about to try you,so, so yeah, I'm not
your dip for you. That's fine. One final thing, Oreos always has
new flavors. Would you try theirlimited editions Sour Patch Kids cookies. It's

(26:18):
a golden cookie with colorful specks ofsour Patch Kids baked in with a cream
filling containing even more sour patch pieces. So just red dye times three hundred,
probably I would. I would popso many of those in my mouth.
Dude, Salon and Colts. Oneon one point three, Katie w

(26:41):
B. We're going to talk aboutNICKI minaj at the end of the hour,
question yeah, but first we goto the after school pop quiz.
We have Krayle Experience passes from allof America. If yeah been, it's
like a full experience, Like there'sa bunch of crail and stuff, but
there's also stuff to just wear yourkids out, like what I love.
If you want to call them play, we ask you trivia. You call
six, five, one, nine, eight nine Katie w B. Compete

(27:03):
against one other person. The firstof two wins on KATIEWB and games sers
one on one point three katiew Bfallon and cold with her after school pop
quiz, we have Bailey on fromPrescott. Bailey has gotten through many times
and she's lost and so she's likeShe's like, I'm gonna keep trying.
I'm like say, I'm happy forher. With Tiffany from Glenn Win So

(27:26):
two people from Wisconsin playing today.When you know the answer, you chime
in with your name the first totwo wins. Are you ready? Okay?
Yes? Question number one, howmany ounces are in a cup?
Bailey Bailey sixteen? No, notsixteen? Baby? Oh oh, Tiffany,

(27:48):
do you know the answer? Iwant to say twelve? It is
not eight? The answer, oh, I did have a right the free
Oh, I'm sorry, all right. Question number two, how many sides
does a hexagon have? Tiffany,Yes, Tiffany six, that's right.

(28:15):
Question number three, what is thesmallest prime number? Tiffany, yes,
Tiffany one, not one. Baileytwo, that's right, Bailey. Who?
All right? What is an anglecalled if it's greater than ninety degrees?
Hilly? Yes, Bailey, that'sright. Yeah, she did it.

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That was awesome my nickname in middleschool. All right, Tiffany,
thank you for trying. Bailey yourmoment you won Crayola experience passes. WHOA.
I'm so excited. Thank you somuch. You're a good day to
be alive. Really, thank you, Bailey, thank you so much.

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And now everybody else can win.One A one point three katiewb along with
two men in a junk truck Tuouefellon and colds on one A one point
three kd w B weave wait.So many tickets to see Nicki Minaje this
weekend. Her show was Saturday.I know that your wife went. Yeah,
she was excited about I mean,she had a whole thing. People

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came over like pre party said theshow starts at like eight. Yeah,
so they were nervous because they leftlate to get there, and they're like,
we don't want to miss Yeah,they don't want to miss super Bass.
I get it. So what timedid Nicki Minaj go on stage?
Around? According to your wife?So I was texted. She was like,

(29:45):
there's nothing happening. I was like, what do you mean. She's
like, well, there was anopener at nine, but now there's just
nothing. And they had like aDJ I believe, and then there was
like just this nothingness in between fora long extended time. Yeah, And
she was texting me up in untilshe she was like, I'm leaving at
ten thirty. If no, ifshe hasked to come out yet she came

(30:06):
on a little bit after ten.I think, yeah, there was about
I'm looking right now. It wasten fifteen she came out. Yeah,
And so this is not new.I think a lot of people like what
I do usually now before a showis I like, for Olivia Rodrigo,
I went online, I googled whendoes Olivia go on stage? Because and
she goes on stage pretty timely,but like Madonna is known for going on

(30:30):
super late and I think it's prettycommon for hip hop artists to go on
late. So for someone like Nigimonage, I would one thousand percent have googled.
I Google first of all, whatten they go on stage? Right?
I also google their set list becauseI like to know like when I
can leave, because I do notstay until the end of a show,
but people get really fired up.The first time I saw Madon, I
didn't know that was a thing,and I waited for like two hours for

(30:51):
to come on. I was somad, So I put up a poll.
We're going to a daily poll Fallonand Colt on Instagram. Is it
okay for an artist to be oneto two hours going on stage like Nicki
Minaj was this weekend, as longas it's a weekend night. I think
most people would be especially angry ona weeknight because they have to work in
the morning, But on a weekendyou're usually more open to staying out late.

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So is it acceptable on a weekendnight? Like? I get it.
I mean it's exciting. Concerts areawesome, but also I don't want
to just sit there in a roompack with people just waiting for hours for
you to come out and spend moneyon drinks and then more food, and
then the parking and all these things. It's a process to go to a
concert, of course. Yeah,and then you make me sit there for
two hours. Well, like youknow, your show is happening tonight.

(31:37):
The majority of us, you know, it's that's the one thing you're doing
in tound is like your show.Sometimes you got to like get in the
zone. Though, Nope, don'tcare. Look at your bank account.
Only one person and people will saidit is okay on the weekend ninety eight
percent, so that it's never okay, never never. Yeah, I agree

(31:59):
with that. For his painting.Our poll over Fallon and cult on Instagram,
and you can also just text usright now what you think five three
nine two one KATIEWB one. We'regonna come back. We're gonna do a
little am I overreacting on? Notme me this time? That is kidding
always yes, it's KATIEWB one onone point three KATIEWB with Fallon and Colts.

(32:29):
Thank you for being here with us. We get dms all the time,
and people are always like, peopleare always like, I can't believe
people call the radio say these things. Yeah, same, I think sometimes
they're literally like the woman. Lastweek we were talking about something as she
called in to share about opening herrelationship like at a third I was like,

(32:50):
it didn't even completely go with thestory. I think she just wanted
to share it, and I lovedevery bit of it. I'm like,
lady, come on, keep sharing. I love you. They just love
talking about their life and what's goingon, and we're the type of people
who listen to it. So wehaven't. Am I overreacting, I'm twenty
weeks pregnant with my first child,and no, you're not overreacting. Whatever
it is. My fiance and thefather of my child has planned a trip

(33:15):
to Vegas two weeks before our duedate. I expressed to him, I'm
stressed about the timing of his tripbecause of how close it is to the
due date. He said he's hadthis on the calendar for two years.
It's his buddy's thirtieth birthday party,and then been planning on seeing Shania Twain
forever. Now, honestly, Ichanged my mind. I might be on

(33:36):
his side now. I told himit's unsettling that he chooses Shania Twain over
the birth of his child. Okay, he said, Uh, there's no
way the baby is coming early.If the baby did come early, he'd
be on a flight back home withinsix hours, giving him enough time to
be there for the birth. He'san idiot. Happen much faster than six

(34:00):
hours, and I want him thereto drive me, plus be involved with
the entire process. Then again,if I tell him he can't do the
trip and the baby doesn't come thatweekend, I know he'll give me a
bunch of flag for it for makinghim cancel. As if she wait,
she asked the baby? Should Ilet him go? Am I overreacting?

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I was on a roller coaster emotionsstart the story, because at first I
was like, who books a tripthat close to the pregnancy or the labor
d date? And then I hadolive on the due date. Lo,
most people don't, I think yourfirst pregnancy, A lot of people have
the baby late. Not everyone.It's like, you can't you can't predict

(34:44):
it. Yeah. Then all ofa sudden, I switched lanes and I
was like, he has been playingon this for two years. It is
a thirtieth and it is Shania Twain. Yeah, a lot. But then
I was like I put myself,I calmed myself down and stop thinking about
Shanai. You're doing deep breas overthere in the corner and I and I
was sitting there thinking if I wastwo weeks out and Jake planned a trip,

(35:07):
how would I feel? No way, no way, no way,
not at all. Realistically, sheprobably won't and he will be spicy.
I'm like, is there any wayhe could like do the trip a month
before when like there's It's like,I'm guessing there's a ton of people involved
because it's the thirtieth birthday, solike everyone would have to like redo schedules.

(35:29):
Well not only that, I feelbad, like if it's my thirties,
I'm like, I don't want todo the party of my birthday.
Yeah, So I don't know whatI how I do think I don't think
he's overreacting, though I don't thinkshe's overreacting. I think it's normal.
I think it's one of those thingswhen you're a parent you just gotta be
like, oh, this sucks.But I also think he has to prepare

(35:50):
himself that, yeah, now thathe's having a kid, a lot of
things will have to change. Andimagine him just getting on that flight so
drunk after she and Twayne just showingup to the hospital singing, let's go
girls. Yeah, So what doyou think you can be? Uh?
I don't know. Some advice overhere five three nine two one on the
text line five three nine two one. Overreacting, you can just say yes,

(36:15):
no, maybe would you go dothe trip? It is Shanaya No
wait, sap, you got it? Okay, let's just start this finish.
I saw your mouth moving three KATWBwith Fallon and Colt got a lot

(36:35):
of responses to if this woman who'stwenty weeks pregnant is overreacting or not.
But basically, her husband planned atrip two weeks before her due date for
his friend's thirtieth to Vegas to seeShania Day and he's like, I gotta
go, and she's like, youhave to cancel the trip and he's like,
honey, I can just hop ona flight and me home within six

(36:57):
hours if something happens. So she'slike, am I reacting? Me?
I would be like, Jake,are you crazy? Especially just like it's
her, It didn't matter, butyour first time, you're like extra scared
and nervous to be terrifying as awoman thinking about just a human coming out
of your body so scary. Yeah, that's very scary. Here are some

(37:21):
texts we received. Totally. Myex left after my first born's birth to
go wash his car. Marriage didn'tlast. Who massive red flag if he
doesn't care enough to be there forher and the baby. If his friend
is a real friend, he'll understandleft to get a car washed. Jake
when he had his son, hedidn't have him. You understand he was

(37:45):
hospital, but apparently someone brought oneof those briefcases of white castles and Jake
went to town and he said hespent like an hour on the toilet.
I couldn't help, but it wasrex this texts. I think he's overreacting.
You don't eat your man in thedelivery room. You can have your
mom there or your best friend wouldbe better. I couldn't disagree more.

(38:06):
I would be so annoyed, Likeif you have a weird relationship with your
partner, maybe I don't. Iwould not want to be the delivery room
with my best friend or my momif my partner is actively in the picture,
Like I would want Jake in thatroom with me, and I would
feel bad about myself. I'd belike, what you want your friend to
be there instead of me. Ohthat hurts a lot of people say that

(38:28):
she's not overreacting. One person throughpromotions director or dad under the best I
said, Ted would still do thetrip. She just feels hurtful, like
he can some es, but he'sa good guy. I don't think you
would do the trip. I guesswe'll never know. Oh just me and
Twaine. Hell yeah doing the trip. That was a good text. Sorry,

(38:50):
perfect anyway. I think that peopleagreed for the most part, she
is not overreacting. So if youhear this, you can be like,
listen to this. They did iton the radio. It's not overreacting.
You to cancel your trip. Ourmarriage is cursed. You're always gonna bring
it up like, yeah, thekid's tenth birthday could have seen Twain,
but I had to be there foryou instead. And of course you came

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two weeks late, so rude,like something to put it on the kid.
Love that borum kW B back,it's the unbelievable story of the day
on one oh one point three,Katie w B. I love seeing old
ads that were like acceptable and likethe fifties, sixties, seventies, eighties.

(39:36):
This one comes from the eighties,and it's a really interesting hotline that
was available, and here is thecommercial for it. What makes people all
over there like a breakdown like thiscalled one nine hundred nine nine nine Cry
and you hear it for yourself.Two dollars for the first minute, forty

(39:58):
five cents each additional minute if yourun eighteen, ask your parents before you
call one nine hundred nine nine nineCry. Now, we did try it,
cult did because he needed a goodcry. Did not does not work
anymore, doesn't work. But itsucks that you have to call someone to
cry and then pay money to doit. It was like two dollars or

(40:20):
the first cents in the eighties,I was like three thousand dollars. I
know who had money for that.First of all, do you know how
poor I'd be if that was thecase. To think about how far we've
come with like phones, because thiswill age me a little bit. But
I used to have to wait tilllike what was like somewhere between six and
eight pm to make phone calls oncell phones because it was like free until

(40:44):
you did night right. Yeah,yeah, So you're out here, like
I can't talk to you the entireday, but I will call you at
eight pm when it is free totalk on my cell phone. Or the
worst is when you would have afrank call you were like, dude,
you just waste my minutes on thatstory lane up. Yeah. Absolutely,
Or we had to get a phonecard. Remember that calling CARDE card I

(41:06):
had when I first went to college. I had calling cards so that I
couldn't have a cell phone, soI could call my family back home for
free because it was long distance.So you had a card that would give
you you paid for to get minutesto call long distance people. And now
my buddy Jerald just just face timesme when he's in the bathroom. Yeah,

(41:28):
that's it. See, and nowwe've crossed the line into too comfortable.
There should be for that. Jeraldshould have to use a calling card
on called tags like this is whatI'm doing right now? Can I FaceTime
no little respect? Yeah? Iwere to come back with a pop culture
minute. Travis Kelcey simultaneously has likesuch a low salary for his new TV

(41:51):
show and such a new high contractfor football. It's the pop culture minute
with selling and cult on one one. Well, Travis Kelcey is officially the
highest paid tight end in the NFL. I mean, he's dating Taylor Swift,
he won the Super Bowl. Itonly makes sense you got to give

(42:13):
him half of the NFL, Likethe amount of attention everybody got last year
because of his girlfriend. Yeah,but you know it's crazy. We talked
about how he's doing the new TVshow the Are You Smarter Than a Celebrity?
On Amazon Prime. Well that wasalready in the works before Taylor,
which means he got that prey Taylorsalary. So guess how much he's making

(42:36):
a year. He signed on fortwo years each year hosting this show.
I mean it's gotta be seven sevenhundred thousand, no, three million,
Okay, but that's still pretty lowfor like him. At this point,
his podcast got an offer of likeone hundred million, right yeah yeah,
I mean yeah, I know youand I don't relate, but yeah,

(42:58):
yeah, yeah that's true. WellI just know how those are filmed,
and it's going to take him likefour weeks to do a whole year's worth.
Yeah, so that's incredible money,I guess. Yeah, when you
look at it like that, forsure, this is insane. If you've
watched the show Baby Reindeer on Netflix, it is based on a true story,
and the overlying theme is there's thisguy and he has this woman who's

(43:20):
a stalker. Well, since it'sbased on a true story, the real
life woman is coming forward and basicallyadmitting it's her. And she's like,
I thought about this because it's she'sin the TV show. She's portrayed as
like a super crazy person. SoI'm like, he puts us out,
isn't he worried about her? Shedid an interview and her name's Fiona Harvey

(43:42):
and she said, we sad Britishpeople. Let's all harass a woman who
Gad which is the guy's name,made a whole sitcom about and let on
Well. She says she's going toconsider legal action now because she's extremely unhappy
with how she's portrayed. She said, first of all, he's using baby
reindeer to stalk me now. Shesaid that she's gotten death threats and abuse

(44:05):
from his supporters. She said thatI'm the victim. He wrote a show
about me. She's also unhappy withhow the woman he cast looks like like
nothing like her. She said shesort of looked like me after I put
on four stone during lockdown. ButI'm not actually unattractive, like this woman
is, and he went on,she was going on and on. But

(44:29):
I also think that it seems likeshe is someone who's maybe a little unstable.
So it's a little tacky of thesenews outlets, but it's the Daily
Mail, and they're like the tackiestor the tacky to be reaching out to
her, getting comments and then postingit knowing that it's just going to encourage
more. Basically, Yeah, SoI don't know, that's kind of crazy

(44:50):
to me. Also, if youhaven't seen it, just prepare yourself.
It's a very very adult show onNetflix, but a lot of people are
talking about it. Taylor Swift officiallyearns her twelfth number one with Fortnite.
Now, this might seem crazy toyou. Who do you think has the
most number ones of any artist onthe Hot one hundred? Beyonce, Nope,
she's not even in like the topoh Terrible Guests, the Beatles,

(45:15):
followed by Mariah Carey, Rihanna Drake, Michael Jackson, Madonna, and Taylor
Swift. Madonna, Taylor Swift andSupremes are tied with twelve right now.
But I thought that was just crazy, And that's your pop culture minute brought
to you by Ovo lesacan Lynzo.I look forward to this every week.

(45:35):
It's Balin and Colts on one ohone point three. Katie w b with
your animal encounter stories. I mean, because we never know what we're gonna
get. We get such a varietyof animals each week. I'm like,
I it's runder eye. Nobody's gonnacall us no more crazy animal incidences and
we're wrong. Every week cops keepstopping it. Anything, anything goes.
Last week was a crazy iguana story. Uh. This is an email we

(45:59):
got from Lauren, who has twodifferent animal stories. Number one. Shortly
after we moved into our house,I went outside to grab something and there
was an apossum in our driveway.We have thought some type of animal was
living under our porch, so Iran at it to try and scare it
away. It hissed and lunched atme. Luckily I was wearing rain boots.

(46:23):
It bounced off my boot and hissedagain. I screamed and ran.
It chased me all around the outsideof my house. I can't even imagine
what the neighbors thought. Oh mygod, don't mess with an apossum now,
you know, if something hisses atyou run the other way. She
tried to chased her. Second storywhen my husband and I were on a

(46:45):
cruise for our honeymoon, we wenton a snorkeling excursion in Barbados. One
of the places we stopped had abunch of sea turtles swimming around. Our
guide brought out some lettuce to tryto lure them closer, and it worked
too well. My husband got biton the finger, and it turns out
sea turtles have very sharp beaks.It was a bad cut and was bleeding
heavily. He swam back to theboat repeatedly yelling sharks can smell blood a

(47:08):
mile away. We had to takehim to the hospital on the cruise ship.
He almost needed stitches. Luckily itwas the last day of our cruise.
He maintains that sea turtles are themost dangerous creatures in the oak ship.
Those are as big as villains inlife, I guess. So we're
going to hear from you. Youcan always email your story to Fallon at
KDIWV dot com, but we'd loveto hear from you. Maybe you got

(47:32):
into like a street fight with abobcat. Maybe you were bicycling and a
turkey took you out. That feelsmore likely like a goose or a turkey.
But I like the exotic ones too. We have like an elephant attack
chase before. But we'd love toget you on the phone at six five
nine eight nine KATIEWB at six nineeight nine KATIEWB. And we'll do animal

(47:57):
encounter stories. Your calls when wecome back. On one way one point
three Katie w B. Salin andcults on one oh one point three kd
WB. That was an elephant youjust heard. You're like, what's that

(48:21):
behind me? Or is that onthe radio. It's because it's time for
animal encounter stories. We have peopleon the phone at six five one nine
eight nine KTIWB. So what isyour animal encounter story? Well, about
well forty years now, I thinkit's been. There was Homer and Honey.
You were up in toffee. Theywere bears that you could go up

(48:43):
and pay the pet the bears.Oh yeah, okay, yeah, My
buddy Scott was real good friends withthe guys that owned the bears. Oh.
So what happened was they were inthe off season, so I was
able to go in with the bears. Well, Homer attacked me and started
humping me. Oh wait a minute, so you had a fall on bear
hump? Yeah? What was thatlike? Do you have to wait till

(49:06):
he's done? Uh? Huh?Did you just have to wait till he
was finished with you? Well?I was five five and Homer I was
fitting honey, and Homer came upand grabbed me and threw me up against
the cage. Oh that's hot.Closure and he grabbed me by the back
of the neck and started humping.Oh, that's hot. And the guy

(49:27):
I don't remember his name, buthe you know, he knew it was
from the city, his whole city. Boy. Homer sure likes you.
Homer's got some humping he Oh wow, that is a great story to share.
Wow, so many other questions,but thank you so much for sharing.
Hi, Katie w B. What'syour animal encounter story? Ya?

(49:51):
Cold and balar? What's up?Put another shrimp on the bobby? You
know? So good? Hey,it's BC. Let's go. Hey,
so back in there. As whenwhen I was younger, my buddy had
a walla be one of those littleflying things. I don't know, it's
super weird. So we're all bakedover there. A couple of us.

(50:12):
We're eating peanut butter and Jelly's neckingdown a gallon of milk. Delicious classic.
Yeah, but you got to getthe whole milk, so when it
gets low, you add water andnow you have skin milk. But yo,
So we're doing all this and Itell my buddy, I'm like,
yo, you've got jelly on yoursweater and he literally goes to scoop it
up and put in his mouth,and the other guy was like, no,
that's the walla bee crap. Andwe were just, yeah, that

(50:36):
was our thing with the wild animals. And I love the story. Thank
you, BC. We love youas always. Wow never fails. I
love it. Every single week.I Stalin and colts on one on one

(50:58):
point three Katie w B. WhenI drive home after work every day,
that's like, that's my phone calltime. So that's like if a friend
called me earlier in the week andI ignored the call, I actively held
my phone, saw their name onmy phone, I was like, uh,
not today. I will call themon the way home from work each
day and I'll like catch up witheach friend that way. And I was
catching up with my friend last weekwho's been in a relationship not very long,

(51:21):
a few months and she ended itand she called me to be like,
they have already moved on. Youwill not believe how quickly they were
already posting with a new person therewith, which leads me to a question we'll
talk about when we come back on. Katie W B Stalin and Colt on
one oh one point three kg WBOkay, talking to my friend on the

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way home last week. I almostsaid her name, but she specifically said,
do not share this story on theradio. Oh oh that friend.
I recognize that voice. And Isaid, I whoa without it with a
different name. That's what I said. So she was dating a guy.
She's been in the app scene forso long, and I feel so bad
for her. She meets this guy, she's pretty into him, and then

(52:08):
she's like, uh, you know, and then he says he's not ready
to like be serious. She's like, that's literally what I had on the
app, like I'm only looking forserious relationships. He agreed, and then
like three and a half months inall of a sudden, was not And
I was like, well, thatalmost said her name again. Sounds like

(52:28):
he probably just wasn't under you andI'm not meaning that in a mean way.
I think I just think I've talkedit up to him. Dude,
O, Well, well then Iturned on him because they still follow each
other on Instagram. In forty eighthours, he had a photo with quote
unquote the love of what and tomake better his wor worse, he changed

(52:54):
his profile picture to a picture withthis girl. Now, I say an
hour I said to my friend,I was like, that guy has either
been seeing her the whole time,yeah, or he is not someone you
want to be with anyway, because, like I know, it sounds very
immature, but making your profile pictureyou and your partner, you don't do

(53:14):
that after like two days. That'snot a big commitment. That's a statement
to the world. She was aside chick something. Either way, She's
like he moved on in forty eighthours and that and it will less than
forty eight hours is when he feltcomfortable posting about it. He could have
been the same night. I don'tknow. I saw like they took that
picture and he immediately jumped to thatexactly. So my question for you is,

(53:37):
you're in a relationship, how quicklydid someone move on? And I
only want to hear stories obviously oflike the shockingly quick. I feel like,
well they took through time and itwas four years. That's not what
we're looking for. Like this persontexted, we had been together for three
years, we had a two anda half year old together, and he
moved on after a week week andshe was not she said, and I

(54:01):
assume it's a che but I don'tknow. Oh we were also married,
smiley face. So like, married, two and a half year old,
together for three years, broke upone week later in a new relationship.
So how quickly did they move on? Want to hear from you six five,

(54:21):
one nine eight nine kd WB.If there's something quicker than forty eight
hours, I will be very surprised. But I've been surprised before this tixas
Fallon and colt on one on onepoint three, Katie W was talking to
a friend. She was dating aguy for like three and a half four

(54:42):
months and they broke up and withinforty eight hours he was posting a new
girl on his Instagram. Was like, what the hell? I hate to
see it moved on so quickly.So I'm asking you about your relationship and
how quickly people moved on. Hereare some texts we got at five three,
nine two one. The guy wasdating told me he was going to
marry me and was active. Welooking for rings. We broke up in
one month later he was dating someonefrom my high school with mutual friends.

(55:05):
WTF? Oh text married five years. One month after the divorce, he
remarried. She's one month Fallin thistext says my friend was dating her ex
for a few years and when theybroke up, she started messing with his
best friend. Three to four dayslater. I was shook, engrossed out,
but I said, Bessie, youdo you Oh, he needs some

(55:27):
therapys. That's roth also taking yourcall. Six five one nine eight nine
k D w B. How quicklydid this X move on? They?
I think they were separated, andI think she met this other guy at
church, and she did have children, She had three children, and then
this other guy became a stepdab veryquickly. How old were the kids,

(55:50):
Well, her kids were well,this was a while ago and it was
in Michigan, and her kids wereprobably six, seven and eight. Gonna
ask you something, do you doyou think she was more just trying to
find a place to stay. No, I don't know. I think that
she had feelings. I don't know. And are they still together? They

(56:12):
are? Wow? Heart knows.I guess YEP, I guess so wow.
Well, thank you for sharing.That is the quickest marriage move on
I think ever. Hi Katie WBHello, Hi? How long were we
together and how quickly did they moveon? Two years? This is an
ex so not current. But wewere together two years and then the next

(56:35):
day he was already flirting with newchicks on a dating site. Oh did
you have friends? Tell you ordid you see him on the dating site?
A friend to cause You're like,I wasn't ready to be on a
dating app yet he was barely outthe door and his profile was up load?
Can I can I say this reallyquick? I'm not defending him.
Feels like you are, but Iam. Let me just say I feel

(56:57):
very sweaty right now. You're lookingat me. I feel like you're judging
me on the other side of thephone. What do you say? I'm
gonna say this. Men do thething where they get out of a relationship
immediately jump into it while women areall sad crying, uh huh, wishing
like we were supposed to be together? And then when you heal, that's
typically when the dude's like, ah, this sucks. I wish I was

(57:21):
in my previous relationship. Huh.It takes like a couple of months to
hit because we're emotionally unintelligent. Allthat today's trending with Fallon and Cold on
one on k WB. We posteda video up on well all of our

(57:44):
social but Balin and Cold on Instagramput it up on the KDWB TikTok and
it's a video where I saw avideo that if you call a guy big
dog, he will treat you totallydifferent. So I tested it out on
Could you have to see the results? It makes me laugh. Well,

(58:06):
you hit me with a big dogon a nowhere and I was like,
oh a song. Don't tell anythingelse because I don't want to reveal what
happened, but I will say thatone man has commented on TikTok cuss words.
Why did anyone dellar? Who toldher? Why tip the deller?
So I learned the secret to men. It's a little hack. If you
want men to treat you differently,it's definitely a hack. You go check

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it out on our Instagram or ifyou do TikTok. It's on the KPWB
TikTok. So this is a newaddition to Metro Transit. They've added basically
cameras, so it's kind of likethe self checkout cameras and retail outlets.
The point is to show what's happeninginside. It's a safety push and a
lot of people are not a bigfan of that. They're like why,
and I'm like, because the safety, Like it's supposed to make you people

(58:50):
on the bus, remember I ambeing watched. It's like when you go
into office and they're like, we'rewatching you on the cameras and they're also
gready to steal and boss, it'snot like your addic or like I don't
want to stay. Also, theyneed to make it a live stream.
Agree, That's what I would doa monthly subscription to be able to occasionally
I would pay us un I wouldfor share, like for five dollars a

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month. On a Saturday night whenI'm home being lame in the suburbia,
I want to see what's going onon the metro. You could make a
shot like a bingo card or somethinglike a whole like drinking game experience.
Absolutely, I would totally be intothat. Billie Eilish just coming to the
Twin City. She announced her newtour and this is awesome. She's doing
two nights in Saint Paul and it'sa good time of year too. It's

(59:35):
like when you know, kind oflike, uh, it's cold and gross
out. So it's November tenth andeleventh. Her hit me Hard and Soft
the tour coming and that means,you know, obviously her new album is
coming out soon that we're looking forwardto. And this is the story that
made me laugh today. Believe itor not. Panera just recently added ranch
to its menu. I mean,they have salads crazy, but they haven't
had ranch. And they were quoteunquote shocked at how popular it is.

(01:00:00):
In fact, the chain sold outof it, like all of it.
So they talked about popular. Wow, we had no idea Ranch. It's
like the most popular dressing, youknow, like the CEO is like Texans
white. This is wild people likeranch. I had this idea and it's
been so innovative. I added ranchto salads. I used to work at

(01:00:20):
Panera. I don't know why Ididn't know that. Where did you work
in the food industry? There's someplaces. Okay, our subway, Panera,
McDonald's, RBS, tell me whatmy order is at each of those
places, profile me, okay,one hundred percent. Well we talked about
this earlier. Subway. You're comingin for a foot long tuna on an
Italian ur and cheese. I neverdid foot long. I'm always a sick,
you can admit it. I nevergot I never and I don't now,

(01:00:44):
So you're wrong. And I onlydid tune in when I was dabbling
in the higher calories. I didn'tmostly care. I'm not going to play
anymore if you're not going to geta McDonald's. Okay, McDonald's, you
come up to me, okay,so you pull up immediately and make double
no onion. I am a twocheeseburger meal. You suck at this.
I was gonna say you wanted tomake chicken with that on the side,

(01:01:06):
and also large fry. I dolike a large fry and I love a
DC. You weren't. You weren'tright. You don't give yourself a point.
You were barely right. Everyone witha large fry. That's not a
unique get. I got fired ornot, I I willingly left. I
never got fired. From now thatis your trending. It's brought to you
by nikolay law dot com. CanI talk to you about something? No,

(01:01:30):
because every do you corner me aboutsomething? So what is it?
Well, it's one on one pointthree Katiewbu with Founding Colts. Then the
house next to me is an Airbnb. My neighbor owns an Airbnb and he
owns the house behind me too,right, so there's you never know who's
gonna pull up. Like last monthit was awesome, they were very friendly

(01:01:51):
couple. In this month, JensiNicki Minaj saw him at home and I'm
like, where's Percy my dog?I seen him in a minute. I'm
like, oh, is he's stilloutside? Normally he'll like come and hit
the bell, want me to gethim back in? So I got outside.
This is like eleven thirty dudes inhis yard with a flash life.

(01:02:12):
You don't need to have a flashlightin Saint Louis Park every it's pretty well
lit. Everybody can see everybody.So he's renting he's yeah, the guy
who's renting the airbnb next to me. Guess he's in a flashlight doing what
just walking around the backyard, whichis in the backyard. It's like ten
square feet that's the backyard. Andhe's feeding my dog like little treats through

(01:02:35):
the chain link fence. Was heon drugs? I don't know. I
said, what's up, dude,and he was like, you know,
just hanging out with the homies,his homies or three dogs in his yard.
He had three dogs, neighbors dog. So I'm wondering. I think
my dog almost got trafficked. Iwas so nervous. Hey, yeah,

(01:02:59):
so anyone's like out person inside andnow I'm avoiding him. He was out
there this morning and I was like, flashlight again. No he didn't have
this morning. But you stand therein the rain, which is equally as
weird, just chilling. Why.I don't know. I need to one
on one point three kg w Bwith fallon and oh COLDI qtie you forget
my name? No co CUTI iswhat I'm calling you. Okay. It

(01:03:21):
sounded like a hesitation. Then youhad to flip flop. I don't know.
I've been working with a bunch ofdifferent people the past couple of years.
I get it. I mean,any no, you are unders you
are. You have a musk aboutyou that I'll never forget Wow. I
don't remember his name, but Iremember he smelled. I didn't say you

(01:03:45):
smelled bad. Dude, have allnatural deodorant, so that barely works.
I can tell you. Queens withvinegar so bad. Anyways, it smells
like someone who isn't allowed to eatred meat. Please you take back a
burger three? Okay? So anyway, Hey, thanks for hanging out with
us today. Tomorrow we have twothousands Tuesday, which is exciting. We

(01:04:09):
have Jesse McCartney tickets every hour andnot just a pair four packs of these
tickets on the twenties. Thanks forlistening to Katie w B my wife.
Mother's so bad. Anyways, areyou doing anything tonight? Are we?
Oh we're done? Yeah, tigit up. Just leave it. You
can listen to us on our podcast. By the way, it sounding a

(01:04:29):
Colts wherever you listen to