WAR OF THE ROSES: A Stand Up Guy

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
And now the Hollywood Hamilton Show and the KTU Morning
Crew presents War of the Roses. I am proud to
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Speaker 2 (00:24):
So I have like the biggest pressure on the stand
up comedian and I like love comedy. So I've seen
him perform like multiple times in the past year, like
probably nine times. And I saw him at like this
place called Bananas and like New.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Jersey Bananas in Jersey.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Yeah yeah, love please you went to that place nine
times to see him.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
I've also kind of traveled around to see him because
he's just my favorite and he's so cute and really funny.
And he didn't notice me at all, like I was
always very night we started talking and then he gave
me his number.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
All right, So in the.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Letter you sent to get on the show, it says
something about the fact that he finally knows Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yeah, So I was just waiting outside of the show
like I always do, and then he finally just stopped
to talk to me, okay, and then yeah, we were
just talking and I was so nervous, but finally I
kind of asked him for his number, and then he
gave me his number.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
And that does he realize? Does this guy realize how
obsessed you are with him?

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Does he now that you've seen him nine times?

Speaker 2 (01:25):
I mean, he couldn't help but notice that I've been
following him, but I still have kept my cool when
we were talking.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
And he still gave you his number. That's promising.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
So you're on exactly. So you're on War of the
Roses Karmen, which can only mean a couple of things.
Number One, you've started dating a guy and now he's
jeeing Anya. Why are you on the show here? What's
happening already? Has it all tragically gone to hell already?

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Not yet. I just want to make sure he's not
seeing someone else, because I just don't want to get
my heart broken.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
How long have you guys been dating?

Speaker 2 (01:58):
We've never dated yet. He just gave me his number
a couple of days ago. I just want to make
sure that he's not seeing someone else, because like, he
has some pictures with girls on his Instagram.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Yeah, we all do. It's it's not It's not a
big deal him, I know, But why don't you let
a couple of dates go by before you call such
an aggressive show?

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Because I just want to make sure that he's not
seeing someone else.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Oh my god, you've invested a year into this relationship already.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Yeah, I'll follow you. I got what you're saying. And
if he sends the room it, what's his name? And
what are you looking for out of this guy? Are
you looking for him to send the rosie? He doesn't
even know your does he know your address?

Speaker 3 (02:40):
You aren't dating him yet, so it kind of makes
sense that he would send flowers to another woman.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Yeah, at this point, I just don't want to hear that.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
This should be good. Let's go. That's okay.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
Hello, Hi, I'm calling for.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
You got them your comedian?

Speaker 4 (03:08):
Right?

Speaker 3 (03:08):
You do comedy?

Speaker 4 (03:10):
Yes? My speaking with Well, my name is.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
Marie and I am calling from Redroses dot com and
I'm calling to, uh, let you know that Banana's is
giving you a dozen free roses today for the great
job that you're doing for them at the club.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
What do you mean Banana's is giving me roses?

Speaker 3 (03:28):
Well, They just want to thank you for doing such
a great job for them. You bring in so many
people to the club. They are coming back to see
you time and time again.

Speaker 4 (03:36):
I've only played there twice. What are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (03:39):
Oh well, I'm just going by what they told me.
So you know when you I guess when you came
back at second time, you brought in more people.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
There was there were like thirteen people in the audience.
Doing this thing for twelve years now and I've never
had this apum before. Okay, and this is.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Just to thank you. If you want me to call
bananas and say that you're not interested in in see
no no no no.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
No no no no, don't do that. Don't do that.
Don't do that. We don't have to cullpinat it. Okay, Okay.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
I just you seem very uncomfortable with this whole thing,
and I totally get it. And I have no problem
calling them and letting them know that you just it's
not for you, you.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
Know, you know, like I said, I'm lucky if I
get paid by that.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
You think, you know, and I'll tell them you think
it's kind of stupid.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
No no, no, no, no no no no do not don't
don't do that. Don't do that. You catch me a
little by surprise. I've been I've been doing this a
long time. No club has ever given me flowers. They
give me more to get off the stage than you know.
For what I know, they don't whatever. Whatever floats Binanda's boat.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
That's funny.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
I'm trying.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
Yeah, I gotta come see.

Speaker 4 (04:43):
You, okay, absolutely, Well, you know what you do if
you want to call him in its call them and
tell them that you love me and you want me back.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna I'm gonna take all
this information from you and then I'm gonna call him right.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
Now and tell him that you keep the roses. How
does that sounds? Are you single?

Speaker 3 (05:01):
I get out of here? My single?

Speaker 4 (05:03):
Yes? I got I want you in my audience, all right,
I'll be there. You just no, Really are you single?
I'm not?

Speaker 3 (05:16):
Kind of yes?

Speaker 4 (05:17):
I am all right?

Speaker 3 (05:18):
All right?

Speaker 4 (05:18):
Where you live York, Jersey? Where you at?

Speaker 3 (05:22):
I live in the Bronx like Cardi.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
B Well, I love you. I'd love to hear it
in person. Sometimes. How do we make that happen?

Speaker 3 (05:30):
Well, I don't know if you want to date me honestly, Uh, Pat,
because you know I've got kids. In fact, I've got
curlers in my hair right now as I'm talking to you, I'm.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
Playing Gotham next week. You can come out and see me.
We can get together with oh gothamne.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
So you're not you're not dating. You don't have anybody
in particular that you're dating.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
Uh, what's it's? Carmen, Carmen, Carmen, Carmen, Carmen. Harmit Carmen.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Now I've i gotta let him know what's happening. Okay, Yeah,
you're on something called War of the Roses. War the
Roses is w k TU here in New York City.
That was Marie. She's not really with a rose company.
Carmen has been on the phone the entire time.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
Okay, you just gave me your phone number like a
couple of days ago.

Speaker 4 (06:27):
Oh you're gonna ask the excuse me. I give my
phone number to a lot of people every week.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Anyway, you could describe yourself at all, Carmen, so he
might recollect or remember you.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Yeah, I'm blonde and we met us side of bananas.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
Oh okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
Obviously I'm not that important to you.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
When are we going out?

Speaker 3 (06:48):
Wasn't he just sitting on me?

Speaker 1 (06:49):
And yeah, you had Marie on your mind.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
Now you I got them. You're gonna give me flowers?
What's up with that?

Speaker 1 (06:55):
That apparently is off now Marie, that's not happening. Now
he has a bigger problem.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
No garment click flow down a quick second.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
Okay, they have not had one date.

Speaker 4 (07:08):
For the record, this is this is every comic stream.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
By the way, I don't want him