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Speaker 2 (01:02):
I did not realize that my boyfriend has a sexual
addiction problem. All I'm embarrassed. Stephens says, there's over ten
hours of calls to a nine hundred.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Line, like real women.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
He's actually talking to somebody, live women that he's talking to.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Yes, all right, so you.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Got suspicions of your boyfriend cheating's let's see who he
sends the roses to.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Here we go, Hi, I'm calling for David. Hi speaking,
Hi David, How you doing today?
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Good?
Speaker 4 (01:47):
My name is Marie. I'm calling from a company called
red Roses dot com. We're a brand new company and
in order to promote our company, we give away a
dozen free roses and your name was chosen, so I'd
like to offer you the roses if i could.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Okay, how exactly was my name chosen?
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Okay, I'm sorry. You must have called a one eight
hundred number or a one nine hundred number, and that's
where we get our list of names. And this really
is one hundred percent free. I'm not going to ask
you for a credit card or any personal information.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
That you're doing this for free, and you've got a
great business and you're starting up with all that crap.
But you know, not for nothing. I'm a little tweak
about my phone number just being being able to be
auctioned off to whoever decides they want to buy it.
I mean, I really would like to know the company
that gave you my number, because I would like to
pursue this so longer. I mean nothing against you. I
don't mean to take this out on you, but I
(02:39):
am a little upsetting.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
About this, honestly, sir, I have no idea. I know
that we do get a list from stores. We get
a list from one eight hundred numbers and one nine
hundred numbers, so that's all I can tell you. But
these are beautiful flowers. They are one hundred percent free.
I'm not, like I said before, I'm not going to
ask you for any of your personal information. You're not
going to have to pay for shipping or handling free.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
I don't have to buy something else to have them
deposit or No.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Sir, it really is one hundred percent for you. The
only thing we ask is that maybe you just think
of us when you want to send flowers in the future,
that you think about us and you use us.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
If you've got really long stem roses. I'm all about that.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
You like the long stem roses or like them long?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I like?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
I like that, I like them going all the way
up here? Wow? Okay? Or they deformed or anything better
because I like it better smooth.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
We actually do, you know, take the thorns off if
you if you like, but we can leave a few
on if you'd prefer to have some of.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
The thorns on. I know, brazilion or landing strip. I
can't decide. Uh, let's go Brazilian. Can you eat rose petals?
Is that possible?
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Can you eat rose petals?
Speaker 3 (03:58):
I know it's a weird question. Something.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
I have some sitting right here. I can maybe try
to nibble on one and see what happens. If you
want to.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
You'd probably be safer if you did it with a partner.
You want to be nibbling on rose petals alone, that's
something will go wrong. No, no, no, push up roses? No,
I meaning one right now? And oh god, you know
they don't taste they don't.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Taste too bad. You know what?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
I think You're onto something? Really, I gotta try this sometimes.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
You want me to be on it?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
On a whole bed of them, one whole bed of
pedals of roses.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
The Brazilian kind, the one without any.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Pricks or well, I'm not that fond of pricks, but
I am. I like the sound of that. Ayway if
you deliver it in person?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Yeah, everybody, hold on now, I think I'm a little
excited over here.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Wow, Marie, you want to go take a shower? Uh? No,
you know what, I might? I might after this. Everybody
hold up?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
All right, Linda, Legally I must tell him the situation
that is. It cannot go any further without David knowing
that he is live on the radio right now.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
David, Yeah, you are.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
On k TU radio is a radio station is actually
with a segment of the show called War the Roses.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Hi, David, I'm absolutely disgusted right now.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Really, what do you mean? Really, David? Apparently are now
this is this is a sense all right?
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Yeah, David, we know about the sex calls that you've
been making.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Yeah, I kind of I kind of figured that out.
Stick right now, this is just somebody on another line,
are you spartatic? Well, one of the reason's that calls.
I also use this as a stimulant for us and
for you.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
What you're doing. I don't I don't understand this at all.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
You know, I wanted to see how know. I wanted
to see how far he would he would take it,
and I wanted to show Linda that.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Actually, thank you for that, because then you know who
knows if he is getting that from other women, then
we now we know.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
You know what, David, I I really think if you
really are are wanting to take it to the next
level with Linda, You've already moved in together. You obviously
are together for for a reason, you both love each other.
You really need to go see somebody because this could
really Uh.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
I think we may. I think we need to talk.
But I do not agree with that at all.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
I don't need Do you feel like you need other
stimulus to be with me?
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Is this what it is?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
No?
Speaker 3 (07:07):
I don't. I just enjoy the stimulus. Could drive a
train right through that pause.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Okay, justify look there we can we can go around
around on this.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
There's no end here.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
David.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
I suddenly just got to know you.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
I don't exactly this might not be the guy you
want to spend the rest of your life with.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Uh, that's what you got out of the.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Radio.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Now he's going to get to defensive. Bye, David, all Right,