WAR OF THE ROSES: Dickish

Episode Transcript

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Speaker 2 (01:15):
Yeah. No, I definitely have an issue. I've been with
my husband, Travis got like eight years now. I know
he's cheating on me. I don't have any actual confirmation
of it, but I know it in my heart. I
know you guys are really good at that.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Yeah, that's what it says in a letter. You're looking
for proof to divorce him.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
No, in my heart, I know he is cheating on
me because I wanted to have everything. I need confirmations
that I can divorce him and I can finally be
free of this crap. I want to have the house,
I want to have the kids. I want to have
my freedom. I want to get away from Travis.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
What's he like?

Speaker 2 (01:47):
He is absolutely evil?

Speaker 3 (01:49):
WHOA wow? That those are harsh words right there, to
say someone's evil.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
No, it's not harsh. He never spends time with the kids,
even on our honeymoon. He picks Las Vegas. No, some
people get Hawaii, some people get something. He went to
the last vegascause. He wants to freaking gamble the money
that we saved for a better vacation.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
He put it all on.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Freaking craps table like I wasn't even there. I waited
five years to have a kid with him because I
just didn't trust. And then finally we have a kid,
and he's never around our son. He's three, and he
doesn't even freaking know his dad. He lies to me,
he lies to our son, he lies to my parents.
Even committed fraud. Do you understand me?

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Fraud?

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Whoa whoa whoa whoa? Committed fraud.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
We were short of money, and he set my truck
on fire and claimed the insurance money as if it
was some kind of vandalism. My name is on the
truck too. You understand me. He's putting my neck on
the line for his garbage guy.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Sounds like a whack job man.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
You have no idea.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
He's done things to me that I can't even talk.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
About this on the radio. I don't even want to.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Okay, all right.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
Thanks, he's no I need to divorce him.

Speaker 5 (03:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Hello, Hello, Hi, Yes, I'm calling for Travis.

Speaker 5 (03:08):
You got them?

Speaker 3 (03:08):
Hey, Travis, how are you today?

Speaker 5 (03:12):
What's up?

Speaker 3 (03:13):
My name is Marie and I'm calling from Redroses dot
Com to let you know that we have a dozen
long stem roses for you to for me. Yes, they're
for you. This is just a promotional vehicle that our
company came up with.

Speaker 5 (03:26):
And let me make it one hundred percent. If I
get any of your bullsh spam email send my email address,
I'm going to be absolutely livid. I don't know how
you got.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Okay, uh, Travis, I hear you, and you're on. I
promise you you're not going to get any any email spam.
I'm in fact, this is the only time you're going
to hear from me. Okay, So would you who would
you like to send these roses to? Are you dating anybody?
Are you married?

Speaker 5 (03:56):
I guess I'll just send them to.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Oh, okay, you're married.

Speaker 5 (03:59):
Yeah, it's awesome.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
What's your wife's name? What a lucky woman to be
married to such a great guy.

Speaker 5 (04:07):
Yeah, she sure is.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
You sound like you have such a great personality.

Speaker 5 (04:12):
What are you doing with her?

Speaker 3 (04:14):
That's funny? Bet you make you make your wife probably
so happy, don't you know it? Well, what do you
want to say on the card to Claudia?

Speaker 5 (04:24):
I hope these make your day.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
Hope these make your day. Should I put like an
XX like kisses?

Speaker 5 (04:31):
I don't do that.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
How about a little poopy emoji? Because it sounds like
you're being a little stinky right now? Oh god? You know,
I just try to bring happiness to people and make
them smile. Have I made you smile today? So happy?

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (04:52):
I got it? Can I feel a man on? What's
really going on?

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Go ahead?

Speaker 3 (04:56):
Hey, Travis, well man, I don't even think I want
to talk to this.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Guy, Travis.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
Hello, yeah, Travis.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
My name is Hollywood Hamilton and it's w KT radio
here in New York City. Oh wow, and uh and
it's a cheaters program and congratulations, Uh you're not cheating.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
No, you're not cheating.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Well, and you're listen your wife, Claudia, she's been on
the phone the entire time.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Oh my god, I love you so much, Holy you,
Actually I love you.

Speaker 5 (05:30):
Okay. I don't understand what's going on here.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
Okay. So I know that they sometimes do these things
on the on the radio with the flowers, and I
know I shouldn't have doubted you. That was stupid than me.
I'm well.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
So you know your wife was just wondering who you
would send the roses to. And so we said, sure,
we'll call them up, and sure enough, you send him.
You send them to her. So what a great guy? Yeah, awesome.

Speaker 5 (05:58):
She think I would send them to someone else?

Speaker 3 (06:00):
No, I don't think so. She said, definitely, you're going
to send him to her. Yeah, congratulations. She just wanted
to prove it.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Unless Claudia and less Claudia, do you have anything else
you'd like to add to that?

Speaker 2 (06:10):
No, I just think Travis is amazing.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
Travis.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
I love you dab well because when I first and
I've got to be honest with you, Travis, when I
first talked to you, I thought you you know, I
thought you were a little miserable. Yeah, a little dickish.
Yeah that's an adjective, isn't it. Dickish?

Speaker 5 (06:30):
You tell me, not the best time to be honest.
H I'm glad we got through this right.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
But you know, you can understand when Marie was talking
to you a few minutes ago, you were you know,
you're a little a.

Speaker 5 (06:42):
Little road before. You've never had a bad day in
your life. You're a rare breathe.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
But I'm just saying, I'm just saying, not for nothing.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
He is not a.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
Let's go to yeah, two four five, one oh three five.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
People might have some sort of suggestion for you.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Yeah, I'm here, I'm here.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
Okay, I'm confused. Can I just say that to you
right now? I'm very confused.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
Yeah,