October 21, 2025 • 30 mins
Falen and Jenny kick this week off with a b-fest...and leads into Jenny's upcoming group trip you can be a part of to Bali and more! Thank you for listening!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well we're back, and I will take full credit for
last week's non podcast issue. Well, well, we knew Genny
went be able to do Monday, which we talked about. Yeah,
but then I had forgotten that I scheduled something Tuesday,
and I was, like, I told Jenny, even today, we're
recording later than we normally would. It's gotten very difficult
(00:22):
for me to Oh. Mine last week was a hair appointment,
and that might sound ridiculous, but you know how girls
hair usually takes like two hours to color at least,
Well that's the only amount of time I have in
a window, so I have a window. So I have
to find an eleven fifteen am appointment with my girl,
which is basically impossible, and I have to tell her
I have to be out by like one it is,
(00:44):
and I haven't had my hair done and probably like
I had it cut, like not the longo, but I
haven't had it colored. And I was like, I'd like
to not have grace for my friend's wedding next weekend.
So anyway, today I had a doctor's appointment and the
only time I have Basically here's what I've decided. I
am only going to do this schedule for one more year,
and I don't know what that means. I don't know
if that means I quit one of my jobs, but
(01:06):
I will. I have one more year left in me
of this psychotic schedule, and then something has to give.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I mean, I don't even know how you've been doing
it as long as you've done it.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
It's been two years now, Well that's a lie. It's
been over a year with that schedule, like the both
jobs schedule, right, and it has felt like ten years
has been taken off of my life. And then now
Jake has a new job and he's been traveling a
lot more for work, and it's all hands on deck.
So I had all up by myself all weekend and
he comes back tomorrow. And so she's sick. So last
(01:40):
night I didn't get any sleep because she just coughed
in my face all night and I couldn't get mad
at her. I mean, she's sick, what do you you know?
And then she woke up and she felt better, and
I was like, okay, she didn't have a fever. So
I did send her to school, but like Jake's mom
has to get her today and then I'll have to
go home and immediately tag back it and as soon
as I'm done with the afternoon show, I have to
go to a client meeting. Dinah, I'm a snap one day,
(02:00):
I don't know, I can't remember things, and a lot
of businesses they closed for lunch hours. It's really weird.
So okay, that's why I have to change dentists, which
I talked about. That's a lot of information. But I
just like both jobs so much, so it's like really
hard to say no to doing all the things. Uh huh.
But yeah, I do think I have about one year
left in me and then one of the jobs will
(02:23):
have to change. Yeah, I mean realistically, Yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Don't blame you when you took on because I know,
like you did the maternity leave one Kendo, who was
Jason's kind of sidekick at the time, was gone. And
even then I was like, good for you that you're
doing that. And then when like everything changed around there
and they're like, well, fall and you want to come
back and do this all the time, I was like, damn, girl,
good for you, but I probably couldn't handle it, and
I don't even have a kid.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Yeah, there's just like I went to the doctor to
day and they asked about exercise, and I was like,
I don't not have time. I just don't know where
to find the time. I can't do anything that gets
it's me super sweaty early before the TV starts, and
then I can't really like I don't have I don't
want to get something super sweaty in between the shows,
(03:10):
and by the time I'm done with the shows, I'm
exhausted and I want to spend time with Olive. So
I was like, I was doing walks over my lunch break,
but I haven't even even been able to go home
over a lunch break more than once a week in
the past like two months, because I've had I have
meetings or I have like to catch up on doctors'
pliments or hair or whatever it may be. And so
(03:32):
I was like, I can go to plates sometimes at
seven am, but then I'm also really exhausted because then
I get up even earlier than I would. So I've
been really slacking on like an exercise. So when they're
like how many times a week are you doing, and
I'm like, I don't have time. When I did the
morning show, it was awesome. I mean I had what
do you have? You're done? By noon most days, and
(03:53):
so from noon until six pm, you have the option
of like going to work out, And I'm like, I
did take that for granted. I definitely did. So Yeah,
I mean not to say you don't have other things
planned throughout the day, but that is like a big
chunk of time to be able to like fit Stefan,
It's a huge chunk.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
And yet I don't always find any motivation to go
even though I have all that a BA a.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Long time, I would go home and take a nap
and then I'd wake up and be like drowsy and
not want to go work out. So I was like
half to work out before I take a nap. But yeah,
so anyway, that's a little bit about me. How about you, Jenny. Well,
since we're sort of on like bitch Fest two thousand,
that's exactly what I say.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
So I don't have a normal period, and I've talked
about having the birth ConTroll implant in my arm before. Yeah,
so I get it randomly whatever. Last week, I was
so cranky, I was down, I felt like depressed, I
was so bloated. I had zero motivation when I would
try to work out. It was like half assed. I
(04:55):
just felt awful. My boobs felt like boulders, like just
rap hard. And I don't ever know what phase of
a cycle I might be in, but I know that
that's like the luteal phase, which usually means you should
just like chill, maybe do like some light yoga or something,
but like, I don't know how to do that. If
I'm working out, it's like a little bit harder than that. Yep.
(05:17):
But man, was I in a funk for a handful
of days last week, I feel like, and it bled
into the weekend, and I woke up Saturday morning and
I was like, Okay, just get started.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
I'm painting the kitchen because I've got my.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Walls done finally and I just want to get it
painted and then I can get the shelving in and
be almost done.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
And I couldn't. I laid on my couch.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
I was watching two Dogs, and I fucking laid there
and fell back asleep for another like thirty minutes, even
though I wasn't tired. It was bright as hell in
my son room. And then I finally like sort of
got up and moving had some stuff to do, but
I was just in such a funk, and like, I know,
that your hormones get messed up, and I don't know
what it's called when you kind of get like anxiety
(06:01):
and depression around your period time. I know there's a
medical term for that, right, but I don't feel like
I normally get hit with a lot of that. But
my anxiety has been kind of bad lately, and I
was just, yeah, like I was not happy this last week.
So anyways, my bitch fest is I feel much better. Yeah,
I was like pretty successful since we didn't put record
(06:22):
till little bit later. I did go squeezing out work
out real quick. And Mondays are usually my days where
I can't, for the life of me, get my ass
to the gym or get any kind of at home
workout in because I'm just it's my longish days at work.
So I feel like I'm pretty mentally drained from that.
But yes, I feel much better. But I was not
(06:43):
doing well this past weekend.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
So did you do anything this weekend that of like
fun excitement that you forced yourself out to do that
you want to.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Talk about or I did I So I did go
meet with some girlfriends on Friday night, And originally our
plan was to go to Balluto because I've still never
fucking tried it, and I've heard from you for forever
how good it is. Good.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
So we were going to go downtown by the way, Yeah,
like what is it? It's well, they have like impinadus too,
but it's like an Argentinian, a Argentina Argentine. I think
you were at the First Canyon. I'm going to mess
that up style pizza and it's so good. So yeah,
still have never been.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
We all agreed like we wanted to go there, and
then we didn't realize because we're going to go downtown
that it was the Paul McCartney concert that night. So
we're like, yeah, we're not gonna go out because you
can't get a reservation. Uh, So we ended up going
to Park Tab middle of the afternoon. I am just
like not having it, and I'm like, I might just
tell the girls I'm not coming, but I hadn't seen
them in forever. One's gotten married and I couldn't go
to her wedding because I had to be at the
State Fair for work and all the stuff. So anyways,
(07:45):
I did get out and I got to that and
it was fun. I feel like I wasn't as like
upbeat as I probably normally would have been, but it
was nice to do that. And then uh, Saturday, I
did go to a fall orchard, so that was fun.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
And I had went out by me I know, I'd
never been there. Minutes talk to and I was like, Jenny,
are you coming to visit me? She did.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Right as I'm like getting out there, I get a
text from her and being like are you having to
see me?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
And I'm like, god, I always forget you have my location.
So when I read these texts, I'm like, what bitch,
It's just a sweet little that I'm watching.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
But anyways, and also I will add this on I'm
very excited, but like full disclosure. So I announced I'm
hosting a group trip. Yes yes, yes, yes, going to
Bali for it. But I have been very stressed since
launching it on Friday because and I know if Allan
knows how this goes, this is what she was texting
me about.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
You feel like a salesperson? Yes, very It reminds me
of why I never want to be a salesperson.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Actually yeah, because I you know, you have to get
a minimum amount of people to be able to have
the trip happen and it's eight and I was like,
oh my god, that'll be so easy. Well, after twenty
four hours only one person had signed up. Yeah, I'm
just in my head constantly checking back to see and
as of right now, three people have signed up. I've
had a ton of people reaching out to me about it.
(09:07):
A lot of people are nervous because I know, like
the plane ride is really long, like it is a
long travel days, not day travel days, and so I
understand that aspect, but just like behind the scenes, pull
the curtain back a little bit.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
All of the other.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Trips were either way too overpriced in my opinion, or
they involved too much like four hour bus rides here
and like travel transfer here and all this stuff. And
so the Bali itinerary was really, in my opinion, nearly
perfect for everything that like I would be interested in
doing in Bali, and the other ones just weren't as
(09:47):
great itineraries and just weren't They were expensive, and they
involved too much travel and stuff, and nobody wants to
go on a trip. Like we have someone we work
with who did a group trip recently and she was
just go, go go, and she didn't like it, and
so I wanted to make sure I was looking out
for that when planning this trip. From learning from her
experience and founds giving me tips too with your group trips.
(10:09):
But that's been an added stressor over my bitchiness, crabbiness, sadness.
The last week is launching something for the first time,
having no idea how people are going to respond to it,
and as of right now, still plenty of openings. I
have twenty four spots that I could potentially fill, but
I have three people for sure signed up and quite
a few who have messaged and they're like, you know,
(10:31):
I'm just waiting for maybe a friend, maybe I'll just
go solo whatever. But yeah, so I will say, and
this is going to sound saalesy, but it's like something
I always say to everyone that like so many Okay,
I feel like there are so many different levels of
wanting to travel. So you have people who just like
just want to go to Paris or whatever, like they've
always dreamt of that, And I do think Bali seems
(10:53):
like a more adventurous spot. But to me, that seems
I feel like for people like a place you would
want to do a group trip, because I don't, by
any means think Bali is dangerous, but in your heads
it's more unknown than like a Paris. So the idea
of going with a group, this is what I always say,
like when I'm selling my trips or whatever, and it's
so true.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
It's like sometimes you have a group of friends and
you're the only one in that group of friends that
can afford like a trip to Europe, and it stinks
because you want to go and you want to go
with your friends, but then you just don't ever go
because they can't afford to go, and it sucks. But
one of the things about like the trip is like
you get to go on the trip that you've always
wanted to go on. And the I've for my group
(11:35):
chairs on the yours. The solo rooms are kind of limited.
It's definitely made for like two people. Number one. I
like partnered some people up last year and they you
have to take the risk that you're partnered and it
worked out, Thank god, everyone loved their Like I think
two or three people did that. They partnered with someone
then maybe they saw on a previous trip, but they
didn't know them personally and it worked out really well.
(11:55):
But also it's I always talk about my first one
I did four girls all went solo and they became
like best friends. They to this day. That was in
like twenty eighteen to this day, I follow all of
them on Instagram. They still hang out like that's who
they actively choose to hang out with, and it is
so it warms my heart so much. Yeah, so I
(12:17):
always look at it like you could go on this
trip that you want to go on, but you don't
know anyone to go with, but you don't you do
know Jenny. But also like it's you can make friends.
And the thing I was so stressed about, I was like,
oh God, what kind of fucking group am I going
to get? What if there's one person who's like a racist,
What if there's one person who's a drunk, what if
there's one you know what I mean? I swear Minnesota
(12:39):
people they just travel well like every p I have
not had a single person I'm like, I'm fucking kill
that person. So it just immediately just makes the whole
vibe different. And the fun thing too is once you
get your core group and they go with you one
time and they have the best time, they will probably
want to go on future trips with you. So basically,
(13:00):
get in soon with Jenny because you just I don't
know like I would go if I had the vacation time.
But we are doing like Dylan's trip next year, and
by Dylan, I mean my steps and we're taking him
on a trip next year for his graduation present, because
I feel like I would want to do Bali on
a group trip.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
And that's also was kind of my mindset too, because
Ireland and Italy were pretty high up on like the
survey results that I'd put out there. But once again,
I just didn't love those itineraries and they were just
so expensive, like triple the cost of what BALI is,
and that also didn't include a flight.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
So yeah, it's just it's I'm so excited.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
I think it'll at least get the minimum of aid
according to the amount of people who have been reaching
out to me. But uh, yes, if you're interested and
you don't know anything about what I'm talking about, I
do have it linked in my bio and also one
of my highlights on my Instagram.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
When did they have to sign it by? And it's
a it's a small deposit to sign up right and
then because then you can cancel closer to the trip,
But yes, you hopefully won't do. I believe it's ninety
days ahead.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
You have to be like fully signed up, I think
paid out in everything.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
But right but right now when as you're like.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Right now, you just have to put twenty five percent down,
which is like four hundred and twelve.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Dollars, but they have until when to do that.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Well, the first eight spots are like a little bit
cheaper than the rest. Okay, so whenever those fill, it's
like that amount of money, but you do have to
put that down immediately. If you sign up, you have
to put that money down. So if you sign up today,
you got to put that for twenty whatever it is down.
I find that in the beginning, the first few days,
you start getting like super stressed out, and it's because
(14:35):
people need a deadline.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
They do. They like have to have one, and there
has to be like the scarcity and until then, like
it'll be My people are kind of slow. I can
tell they're texting their people feeling it out, deciding can
they get those days off work? Do they have it
in the budget? I don't know how. I just did
a kitchen renovation whatever it may be. And then when
then like all out of nowhere, multiple people will sign
(14:58):
up and I'm like, oh crap, okay, guys, I only
now actually have ten spots left, and then it puts
a little fire under everyone's ass. But Jenny and I
are using we used are using different groups too. Yeah,
like posts, I guess, so I will be curious how
your experience is with this one. Yeah, I've seen. So.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
The reason I decided to go with the company that
I'm working with is because a lot of van life
people people do their trips through this company. And there
was a Mount Kilimanjaro one that I almost signed up for,
but I just couldn't have the time off from work
because it was such as a really long travel to
there and then also the hike itself. It just would
(15:34):
have been like over two weeks I think I needed
off total, and so I couldn't swing it. And it
was very expensive it too. Yeah, so I was quite
sure if I was willing to put that amount of
money doing yet. But I have been interested in some
of those trips. There's another girl that's done Alaska one
that I thought was so amazing. But I see those
(15:55):
girls do it, and of course they've got way more
followers than me, and stuff like they'll sell out in
like two days or like a day, and I'm like, oh,
like it's just yeah, it's just a little stressful. But anyways,
on my Instagram linked in my bio is the link
to show you the itinerary what it all includes, how
the cost, the payment plan, whatever you need to know.
(16:18):
And then I do have a highlight of just some
more information too as well, and some questions I've gotten.
Guys are allowed to come. That was one of the
first questions I started getting from people. And I think, like,
there's a couple that have signed up solo, and I
said I would connect everyone soon so that like we
can maybe try to coordinate getting on flights together, because
(16:38):
I think that that's what's kind of being the biggest
halt on a lot of people signing up is they're
a little scared to fly that they're not necessarily scared
to go on a solo group trip, they're scared.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
To fly that long by themselves. You should create a
WhatsApp group. That's what we always have. Our host usually
creates it. But then it just is helpful with everything.
One you'll need that for when you overseas, but also
it lets people communicate and share you like that information,
or like we like on our trips. It'd be like, hey,
a few of us are going to meet down in
(17:08):
the hotel and go grab a beer at this place
across the street if anyone wants to come. Or one
girl like in Spain, was like, hey, I rented a
boat and I have like six extra spots. Who wants
to come? I'm like, fuck yeah, sign me up, girl,
And then it's just a really great or like hey,
for some reason things are delayed a little bit, it's
gonna be like twenty minutes later. So it's justly helpful
to create that WhatsApp group and you can just add
(17:29):
numbers as people come in, which is nice too.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Yeah, with your trips, did it like, did you guys
have just activities were obviously included this day all that
good stuff, And then I know you guys would have
some days that were kind of free time. So then
that was like you said, that girl went and rented
a boat that day, so that was an included And
one thing I would just say about this Bali trip
is there is free time for sure, and just Southeast
(17:53):
Asia as a whole is like very cheap to travel around,
so it's just a little bit different than European countries,
where like you can do a lot of things in
Bali or Thailand or whatever for really cheap.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
So if you're a little intimidated by the fact that
like not every single thing is packed with stuff and
like includes everything, I just don't think it's going to be.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Like that much added on dollars. Yeah for that part, gotcha. Well,
I will say that you'll be proud to know that
I waited until three days before my friend's wedding to
buy shoes for her wedding, and she was on that
big of a deal, is it? Well, she got on
too made I tell you this whole story. And then
I hadn't altered my dress, so I got my dress
(18:34):
months in advance.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
I didn't know if I could bring that part up
because you have talked to me about how you hadn't
like tried your dress on yet or.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Something tried on. If it's like a fucking glove, okay, good,
But if I gain a pound, it's gonna be bad
days anyway, don't tell her. And then it's like one
hundred miles too long and all the bridesmaids are the
same shortness, So anyway, she was like, do you she
I think maybe I did talk about on the podcast.
She's just like, you better not wait until the last
minute to try that on. Don't you remember what you
did at Heidi's And I'm like, no, well, I guess
(19:03):
at Heidie's wedding, my fat ass waited until like the
day before the one had tried on. The dress was
so skin tight and it was that silk satiny material
that doesn't breathe stretch. Yeah, So I was like, I
will do this ceremony with it zipped, but then it's
being unzipped thrust of the time with a cardigan on.
So I had a hideous cardigan on, like a black
cardigan with a yellow dress like a bumblebee for everything
(19:25):
at Heidie's wedding. And she's like, you need to try
to fucking don't you dare do to me what you
did to Heidi. And I'm like, oh, I'm sorry. I
was miserable all night, but I was like her dress
Abby's dress material is stretchy. So I told Hidi this story.
She's like, I hate I look back and hate those
dresses I got. And I was like, well, everyone looks
back at dresses from twelve years ago and hates their
bridesmaid dresses because they're out of date. Now they're out
(19:47):
of style. But anyway, got to try it on, went
to a lady. She's altering it. I get to get
it on Wednesday, so that's great. Found some shoes at
Old Navy for ten dollars. So now just gotta fly
to Indiana and get that horror married. You know, Oh, Darren,
you could talk about her like that. She has been
trying to find love for a long and she's been
horn in the process. What else is she supposed to do?
(20:08):
That's how you find love. She loves She actually might
send her a link to this. She'd be honored to
hear we talk about this. Abby. Let's go back. Let's
go really quick down memory road. When I first met Abby,
we were so how my college dorm was set up
as we were four of us in a dorm room.
We had like a shared living room kitchen at TV area.
One side was me and Amy. It was shaped like
an L with our beds, and then we had our
(20:29):
own bathroom. The other side was hiding Abby. They went
to high school together, shaped like an L their own bathroom.
I get there and no one's there. They had already
moved in, and so I go in their room obviously
to like look at their pictures they've hung on the wall.
Abby had the fucking curl bangs. Oh yeah, the words,
one huge round curl like, oh God, this bitch is
(20:50):
out of style. Who wears their hair like that? Well,
I find out later, and I have no idea why
I brought this. I had a Bible, Okay, I feel
like I did know that. Sorry, I don't know why
I had it. I never went to church. I never
I think I thought. I was like, it's something you're
supposed to have. So they did the same thing. They
went to my room like, oh god, we have a
Jesus freak. And obviously I'm not a big religion. I'm
(21:12):
not not religious, but I'm not a practicing religious person.
So anyway, we all had well. Abby still was hideously
out of style with those banks, but they all we
all had bad perceptions. So Abby then quickly became the
roommate who would flash her tittas for five dollars. So
we put a sign on our door. Two men took
her up on it, and.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
You put a sign that said will flash for five dollars, Yes,
did you specify who was going to do it?
Speaker 1 (21:35):
I think everyone just knew. I can't remember the exact
and then everyone took on their own characters. And yeah,
Abby was a little freak. She hooked up with a
guy on our spring break trip who looked identical. Do
you remember when Hollister had Club CALLI. It was like
a card, it was like a credit card, and it
was super hot guy. This guy looked so much like him.
No one knew his name. We all called him club CALLI,
(21:55):
and Abby let him finger bang her behind the lifeguard
stand in Panama City Beach, Florida. We're really proud of
her for that.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
If there was ever had time to do something like that,
it might as well be in pc BE on spring break.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
But in honor of Abby, she would never say the
words fingerbang. This is what she would say. She would go,
did hands go places? Did mouths go places? Like? You
were like the most that To this day, I will
still say that to her. Yeah, and Colt brought up
the fact he goes, is Abby your fucking weird friend
with pills? And I go, yes, So let me explain.
She's on a pill head. She cannot take pills, so
(22:28):
it was my job as a roommate. I had to
take my finger, dab it on her tongue to get
it wet, put it on my pointer finger, then touch
the pill so it stuck to my finger, and had
to stick my finger down her throat and if it
didn't go far enough back, she'd be like and spit
it out and have to do it again. And Colt's like,
why did you have to get your finger wet on
her tongue. Couldn't you do water? I'm like, you have
a cook point, you have a good point.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
That was a little weird.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
I wanted she had to get a little taste of
herself on the pill to then swallow it.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
I don't remember. It was just convenience or what. But
I was like, you have a point, But I have
so many abby stories. We were roommates for years. She
is she has to have everything perfect, and I'm surprised, surprise,
not like that. So she would put my shoes up
before I could even like put them back on to
leave for school, and I get so mad because my
room was upstairs and so there was a rule she
wasn't allowed to touch my shoes for twenty four hours,
(23:17):
and then I'd go through and move all of her stuff,
like her remote control. I'd three I'd like turn it
one to eighty. I'd turn the light on our alarm
clock to a different color. And she'd come home and
she'd notice everything was changed and she'd lose her mind. Anyway,
that was a really cool roommate, is what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Oh my gosh, So we got to revert back a
little bit. So does Abby still have the same problem
with the pills or does she?
Speaker 1 (23:37):
I think so? And she's also still I know you're
not supposed to joke about OCD, so I don't want
to joke about it. I do think Abby has it,
and she just has never gone to get a diagnosis
for it, but I think she does have a version
of it. Yeah. She's also said her soon to be
husband does as well, but he has different things. So
I go because she kept explaining like various things that
(23:57):
are weird or annoying about him on our thing, like
lovingly nothing, and I go and I started laughing. I'm
like you, this is this man's perfect for you. Every
fucking weird thing is just like your weird shit, but
just a little bit different, and she's like, I guess
you're right.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Well tell her, or Abby, Hi, if you're listening, try
just swallowing pills with apple sauce.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
She doesn't have problems swallowing anything else.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
All right, you can't say things what that was.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Your she's loving. I am sitting here in this episode,
and I'm gonna say, don't listen to this with you.
You can't sit and say all these things about her.
But she's not here to defend herself. The poor girl.
This is her send off from Single Tum podcast. I
should call this Abby's horror and Away. And like I said,
(24:43):
going away to her horror and away, she could still
be a hoe with her husband, though.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Yeah, I mean I don't really know what that means,
because I feel like a hoe is defined by having
multiple partners and not an Abby's case.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Okay, well whatever I mean. I hope I'm a hoe
for my husband, my Abby or Heidi God for her bachelorette.
Heidi got Abby a yellow nightie thing that looked and
then a beast mask. She said, you could role play
beauty and the beast and we're all just crying laughing
because it's the most Heidi we all have our shit, right,
(25:16):
We're all weird different ways. That is the most tidy
thing ever. We couldn't stop laughing. And because Heidi is
like the kind of person that'll buy anything as long
as the packaging's cute, and so it's she's but we Yeah,
so I was like, oh, so I have to ask her.
Maybe that's how she's a hoe. She's portraying a different person.
He's a different he's the beast. Okay, yeah, I like that.
I like the role play games. I think that that
(25:37):
would be in my future if I ever get married.
You know what I was thinking about this other day.
I don't think that Jake and we don't really do
like role play kind of stuff. But I also like,
I do not listen to music ever when I'm having sex.
I was like, if there was a soundtrack to my
sex life, it would be white noise that plays through
Olive's monitor in our room, which is disturbing on but
(26:00):
I'm like, everyone's always like, oh, that's a set, I'd
have sex to that, or you have like a playlist.
That's how I do have a playlist. I had never
I never put music on. Is that weird?
Speaker 2 (26:10):
No? I think I created it because of a bit
for the show.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Yeah, and so then I just had it.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
So I had used it for like a handful of
times just because it was like top of mind.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
But I never put it on when you're grinding on
the couch arm yeah with yourself.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Okay, why do you always have to say all of
these things that people aren't supposed to learn about me?
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Okay, I have to know what that couch. I tell
you things in confidence.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Just for the record, this is actually sarcasm that does
not happen. It is true, though, that I will hug
a pillow and pretend it's like a man. That's a
true statement.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Anyways, No, I swear that like it was just top
of mind when I was using a sex playlist for
a while and then I forgot about it. And I
don't think I have access to that playlist anymore, so
I couldn't even tell you what was on it.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Do you know what you're I don't know what's on
going on with my brain today. Do you do you
know what you're gonna be for Halloween? Yet? Yes? Because
I'm doing well.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
We have Boo Bash for the morning show, yes, girl,
So I am not saying what I'm going to be
because Bailey and I are actually doing a duo thing
that she sent me that's like kind of funny. And
I spent way too much fucking money on my costume
because there was one website I could find that had
what I needed. So anyways, that's a surprise. But I
do have my girlfriend tips Halloween party this weekend, okay,
(27:28):
And I gotta be honest, I'm kind of over going
so all out like I do every year. I've always
done like really creative couples costumes in the past, like
handful of years.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
And I'm not doing that anymore.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
So I think I'm going to be a taco because
I have a leftover taco costume from one year, and
I think I'm through. It's one of those things where
like you were a pickle one year, It's like one
of those costumes. If you need to borrow that, let
me know, Yeah, maybe I should, because I'm like, well,
I don't know, I have so many costumes I have, Well,
I have a full Leopard body suit.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
It might be too big for you.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
I don't want to do anything like that for Tips
because I was Grapes last year for her Halloween party
and I couldn't even reach the goodies on the table
to feed myself because the balloons were so in my way.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
I was just like constantly.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Eventually I had to take some off because I just
couldn't sit comfortably on anything. Yeah, So anyways, just a forewarning.
If you see an easy costume like just putting a
bunch of balloons attached to you, good luck having fun
at a party where you need to get yourself food
or drinks or I don't know, body shots.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Just wrap yourself in a luminum foil the old classic
your owners left over.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Oh, I've never I've never heard of that. I thought
you were going to say, wrap yourself in like toilet
paper and be a mummy.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
You could do that too, But as often as you're
gonna have to go to the bathroom because you'll be drinking,
I don't think you it'll rip, you know. Michael Kevin Handy.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
My girlfriend's party is not like a let's go get
fucked up kind of party. It's more of a like
expect that very very Halloween themed She's got like the
bloody fingers as like decor and just the cauldrons and
all of that good. But it's not uh, nobody ever
gets lit uh okay by any means, I was pretty
sure Tony every year gets lit up. It just depends
(29:09):
on the evening for him because I think sometimes he
dabbles in some THHC as well, So it just depends
on what's happening. But I'm not sure. But what are
you doing for Halloween? Do you guys have a family costume?
Speaker 1 (29:21):
No, we don't. Olives being one of the K Pop
Demon Hunters if that ever comes in from Amazon. It's
like whatever kid's being this year. But we are at time.
But I was going to ask you if you want
to go across the street to get a salad with
me because Jenny mentioned that she via text did something
so disgusting and despicable a couple of weeks ago that
(29:42):
she got it and she said, yeah, wouldn't text it
to me because I would use it for a blackmail
against her. So I still don't know what it is,
So if you want to go get a salad with
me so you can tell me what it is.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Yes, I did eat in between him going home real
quick and coming back here, so I'm not going to eat,
but I will sit across from you and watch you
eat Okay, but you're not.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
You're not gonna go want to eat? Okay, alright, sorry
we can't share, but you know, put tunes together is
probably involves Jenny pooping herself. So oh, got it? All right,
I have a great week.
Well we're back, and I will take full credit for
last week's non podcast issue. Well, well, we knew Genny
went be able to do Monday, which we talked about. Yeah,
but then I had forgotten that I scheduled something Tuesday,
and I was, like, I told Jenny, even today, we're
recording later than we normally would. It's gotten very difficult
(00:22):
for me to Oh. Mine last week was a hair appointment,
and that might sound ridiculous, but you know how girls
hair usually takes like two hours to color at least,
Well that's the only amount of time I have in
a window, so I have a window. So I have
to find an eleven fifteen am appointment with my girl,
which is basically impossible, and I have to tell her
I have to be out by like one it is,
(00:44):
and I haven't had my hair done and probably like
I had it cut, like not the longo, but I
haven't had it colored. And I was like, I'd like
to not have grace for my friend's wedding next weekend.
So anyway, today I had a doctor's appointment and the
only time I have Basically here's what I've decided. I
am only going to do this schedule for one more year,
and I don't know what that means. I don't know
if that means I quit one of my jobs, but
(01:06):
I will. I have one more year left in me
of this psychotic schedule, and then something has to give.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I mean, I don't even know how you've been doing
it as long as you've done it.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
It's been two years now, Well that's a lie. It's
been over a year with that schedule, like the both
jobs schedule, right, and it has felt like ten years
has been taken off of my life. And then now
Jake has a new job and he's been traveling a
lot more for work, and it's all hands on deck.
So I had all up by myself all weekend and
he comes back tomorrow. And so she's sick. So last
(01:40):
night I didn't get any sleep because she just coughed
in my face all night and I couldn't get mad
at her. I mean, she's sick, what do you you know?
And then she woke up and she felt better, and
I was like, okay, she didn't have a fever. So
I did send her to school, but like Jake's mom
has to get her today and then I'll have to
go home and immediately tag back it and as soon
as I'm done with the afternoon show, I have to
go to a client meeting. Dinah, I'm a snap one day,
(02:00):
I don't know, I can't remember things, and a lot
of businesses they closed for lunch hours. It's really weird.
So okay, that's why I have to change dentists, which
I talked about. That's a lot of information. But I
just like both jobs so much, so it's like really
hard to say no to doing all the things. Uh huh.
But yeah, I do think I have about one year
left in me and then one of the jobs will
(02:23):
have to change. Yeah, I mean realistically, Yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Don't blame you when you took on because I know,
like you did the maternity leave one Kendo, who was
Jason's kind of sidekick at the time, was gone. And
even then I was like, good for you that you're
doing that. And then when like everything changed around there
and they're like, well, fall and you want to come
back and do this all the time, I was like, damn, girl,
good for you, but I probably couldn't handle it, and
I don't even have a kid.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Yeah, there's just like I went to the doctor to
day and they asked about exercise, and I was like,
I don't not have time. I just don't know where
to find the time. I can't do anything that gets
it's me super sweaty early before the TV starts, and
then I can't really like I don't have I don't
want to get something super sweaty in between the shows,
(03:10):
and by the time I'm done with the shows, I'm
exhausted and I want to spend time with Olive. So
I was like, I was doing walks over my lunch break,
but I haven't even even been able to go home
over a lunch break more than once a week in
the past like two months, because I've had I have
meetings or I have like to catch up on doctors'
pliments or hair or whatever it may be. And so
(03:32):
I was like, I can go to plates sometimes at
seven am, but then I'm also really exhausted because then
I get up even earlier than I would. So I've
been really slacking on like an exercise. So when they're
like how many times a week are you doing, and
I'm like, I don't have time. When I did the
morning show, it was awesome. I mean I had what
do you have? You're done? By noon most days, and
(03:53):
so from noon until six pm, you have the option
of like going to work out, And I'm like, I
did take that for granted. I definitely did. So Yeah,
I mean not to say you don't have other things
planned throughout the day, but that is like a big
chunk of time to be able to like fit Stefan,
It's a huge chunk.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
And yet I don't always find any motivation to go
even though I have all that a BA a.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Long time, I would go home and take a nap
and then I'd wake up and be like drowsy and
not want to go work out. So I was like
half to work out before I take a nap. But yeah,
so anyway, that's a little bit about me. How about you, Jenny. Well,
since we're sort of on like bitch Fest two thousand,
that's exactly what I say.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
So I don't have a normal period, and I've talked
about having the birth ConTroll implant in my arm before. Yeah,
so I get it randomly whatever. Last week, I was
so cranky, I was down, I felt like depressed, I
was so bloated. I had zero motivation when I would
try to work out. It was like half assed. I
(04:55):
just felt awful. My boobs felt like boulders, like just
rap hard. And I don't ever know what phase of
a cycle I might be in, but I know that
that's like the luteal phase, which usually means you should
just like chill, maybe do like some light yoga or something,
but like, I don't know how to do that. If
I'm working out, it's like a little bit harder than that. Yep.
(05:17):
But man, was I in a funk for a handful
of days last week, I feel like, and it bled
into the weekend, and I woke up Saturday morning and
I was like, Okay, just get started.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
I'm painting the kitchen because I've got my.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Walls done finally and I just want to get it
painted and then I can get the shelving in and
be almost done.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
And I couldn't. I laid on my couch.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
I was watching two Dogs, and I fucking laid there
and fell back asleep for another like thirty minutes, even
though I wasn't tired. It was bright as hell in
my son room. And then I finally like sort of
got up and moving had some stuff to do, but
I was just in such a funk, and like, I know,
that your hormones get messed up, and I don't know
what it's called when you kind of get like anxiety
(06:01):
and depression around your period time. I know there's a
medical term for that, right, but I don't feel like
I normally get hit with a lot of that. But
my anxiety has been kind of bad lately, and I
was just, yeah, like I was not happy this last week.
So anyways, my bitch fest is I feel much better. Yeah,
I was like pretty successful since we didn't put record
(06:22):
till little bit later. I did go squeezing out work
out real quick. And Mondays are usually my days where
I can't, for the life of me, get my ass
to the gym or get any kind of at home
workout in because I'm just it's my longish days at work.
So I feel like I'm pretty mentally drained from that.
But yes, I feel much better. But I was not
(06:43):
doing well this past weekend.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
So did you do anything this weekend that of like
fun excitement that you forced yourself out to do that
you want to.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Talk about or I did I So I did go
meet with some girlfriends on Friday night, And originally our
plan was to go to Balluto because I've still never
fucking tried it, and I've heard from you for forever
how good it is. Good.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
So we were going to go downtown by the way, Yeah,
like what is it? It's well, they have like impinadus too,
but it's like an Argentinian, a Argentina Argentine. I think
you were at the First Canyon. I'm going to mess
that up style pizza and it's so good. So yeah,
still have never been.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
We all agreed like we wanted to go there, and
then we didn't realize because we're going to go downtown
that it was the Paul McCartney concert that night. So
we're like, yeah, we're not gonna go out because you
can't get a reservation. Uh, So we ended up going
to Park Tab middle of the afternoon. I am just
like not having it, and I'm like, I might just
tell the girls I'm not coming, but I hadn't seen
them in forever. One's gotten married and I couldn't go
to her wedding because I had to be at the
State Fair for work and all the stuff. So anyways,
(07:45):
I did get out and I got to that and
it was fun. I feel like I wasn't as like
upbeat as I probably normally would have been, but it
was nice to do that. And then uh, Saturday, I
did go to a fall orchard, so that was fun.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
And I had went out by me I know, I'd
never been there. Minutes talk to and I was like, Jenny,
are you coming to visit me? She did.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Right as I'm like getting out there, I get a
text from her and being like are you having to
see me?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
And I'm like, god, I always forget you have my location.
So when I read these texts, I'm like, what bitch,
It's just a sweet little that I'm watching.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
But anyways, and also I will add this on I'm
very excited, but like full disclosure. So I announced I'm
hosting a group trip. Yes yes, yes, yes, going to
Bali for it. But I have been very stressed since
launching it on Friday because and I know if Allan
knows how this goes, this is what she was texting
me about.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
You feel like a salesperson? Yes, very It reminds me
of why I never want to be a salesperson.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Actually yeah, because I you know, you have to get
a minimum amount of people to be able to have
the trip happen and it's eight and I was like,
oh my god, that'll be so easy. Well, after twenty
four hours only one person had signed up. Yeah, I'm
just in my head constantly checking back to see and
as of right now, three people have signed up. I've
had a ton of people reaching out to me about it.
(09:07):
A lot of people are nervous because I know, like
the plane ride is really long, like it is a
long travel days, not day travel days, and so I
understand that aspect, but just like behind the scenes, pull
the curtain back a little bit.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
All of the other.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Trips were either way too overpriced in my opinion, or
they involved too much like four hour bus rides here
and like travel transfer here and all this stuff. And
so the Bali itinerary was really, in my opinion, nearly
perfect for everything that like I would be interested in
doing in Bali, and the other ones just weren't as
(09:47):
great itineraries and just weren't They were expensive, and they
involved too much travel and stuff, and nobody wants to
go on a trip. Like we have someone we work
with who did a group trip recently and she was
just go, go go, and she didn't like it, and
so I wanted to make sure I was looking out
for that when planning this trip. From learning from her
experience and founds giving me tips too with your group trips.
(10:09):
But that's been an added stressor over my bitchiness, crabbiness, sadness.
The last week is launching something for the first time,
having no idea how people are going to respond to it,
and as of right now, still plenty of openings. I
have twenty four spots that I could potentially fill, but
I have three people for sure signed up and quite
a few who have messaged and they're like, you know,
(10:31):
I'm just waiting for maybe a friend, maybe I'll just
go solo whatever. But yeah, so I will say, and
this is going to sound saalesy, but it's like something
I always say to everyone that like so many Okay,
I feel like there are so many different levels of
wanting to travel. So you have people who just like
just want to go to Paris or whatever, like they've
always dreamt of that, And I do think Bali seems
(10:53):
like a more adventurous spot. But to me, that seems
I feel like for people like a place you would
want to do a group trip, because I don't, by
any means think Bali is dangerous, but in your heads
it's more unknown than like a Paris. So the idea
of going with a group, this is what I always say,
like when I'm selling my trips or whatever, and it's
so true.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
It's like sometimes you have a group of friends and
you're the only one in that group of friends that
can afford like a trip to Europe, and it stinks
because you want to go and you want to go
with your friends, but then you just don't ever go
because they can't afford to go, and it sucks. But
one of the things about like the trip is like
you get to go on the trip that you've always
wanted to go on. And the I've for my group
(11:35):
chairs on the yours. The solo rooms are kind of limited.
It's definitely made for like two people. Number one. I
like partnered some people up last year and they you
have to take the risk that you're partnered and it
worked out, Thank god, everyone loved their Like I think
two or three people did that. They partnered with someone
then maybe they saw on a previous trip, but they
didn't know them personally and it worked out really well.
(11:55):
But also it's I always talk about my first one
I did four girls all went solo and they became
like best friends. They to this day. That was in
like twenty eighteen to this day, I follow all of
them on Instagram. They still hang out like that's who
they actively choose to hang out with, and it is
so it warms my heart so much. Yeah, so I
(12:17):
always look at it like you could go on this
trip that you want to go on, but you don't
know anyone to go with, but you don't you do
know Jenny. But also like it's you can make friends.
And the thing I was so stressed about, I was like,
oh God, what kind of fucking group am I going
to get? What if there's one person who's like a racist,
What if there's one person who's a drunk, what if
there's one you know what I mean? I swear Minnesota
(12:39):
people they just travel well like every p I have
not had a single person I'm like, I'm fucking kill
that person. So it just immediately just makes the whole
vibe different. And the fun thing too is once you
get your core group and they go with you one
time and they have the best time, they will probably
want to go on future trips with you. So basically,
(13:00):
get in soon with Jenny because you just I don't
know like I would go if I had the vacation time.
But we are doing like Dylan's trip next year, and
by Dylan, I mean my steps and we're taking him
on a trip next year for his graduation present, because
I feel like I would want to do Bali on
a group trip.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
And that's also was kind of my mindset too, because
Ireland and Italy were pretty high up on like the
survey results that I'd put out there. But once again,
I just didn't love those itineraries and they were just
so expensive, like triple the cost of what BALI is,
and that also didn't include a flight.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
So yeah, it's just it's I'm so excited.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
I think it'll at least get the minimum of aid
according to the amount of people who have been reaching
out to me. But uh, yes, if you're interested and
you don't know anything about what I'm talking about, I
do have it linked in my bio and also one
of my highlights on my Instagram.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
When did they have to sign it by? And it's
a it's a small deposit to sign up right and
then because then you can cancel closer to the trip,
But yes, you hopefully won't do. I believe it's ninety
days ahead.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
You have to be like fully signed up, I think
paid out in everything.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
But right but right now when as you're like.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Right now, you just have to put twenty five percent down,
which is like four hundred and twelve.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Dollars, but they have until when to do that.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Well, the first eight spots are like a little bit
cheaper than the rest. Okay, so whenever those fill, it's
like that amount of money, but you do have to
put that down immediately. If you sign up, you have
to put that money down. So if you sign up today,
you got to put that for twenty whatever it is down.
I find that in the beginning, the first few days,
you start getting like super stressed out, and it's because
(14:35):
people need a deadline.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
They do. They like have to have one, and there
has to be like the scarcity and until then, like
it'll be My people are kind of slow. I can
tell they're texting their people feeling it out, deciding can
they get those days off work? Do they have it
in the budget? I don't know how. I just did
a kitchen renovation whatever it may be. And then when
then like all out of nowhere, multiple people will sign
(14:58):
up and I'm like, oh crap, okay, guys, I only
now actually have ten spots left, and then it puts
a little fire under everyone's ass. But Jenny and I
are using we used are using different groups too. Yeah,
like posts, I guess, so I will be curious how
your experience is with this one. Yeah, I've seen. So.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
The reason I decided to go with the company that
I'm working with is because a lot of van life
people people do their trips through this company. And there
was a Mount Kilimanjaro one that I almost signed up for,
but I just couldn't have the time off from work
because it was such as a really long travel to
there and then also the hike itself. It just would
(15:34):
have been like over two weeks I think I needed
off total, and so I couldn't swing it. And it
was very expensive it too. Yeah, so I was quite
sure if I was willing to put that amount of
money doing yet. But I have been interested in some
of those trips. There's another girl that's done Alaska one
that I thought was so amazing. But I see those
(15:55):
girls do it, and of course they've got way more
followers than me, and stuff like they'll sell out in
like two days or like a day, and I'm like, oh,
like it's just yeah, it's just a little stressful. But anyways,
on my Instagram linked in my bio is the link
to show you the itinerary what it all includes, how
the cost, the payment plan, whatever you need to know.
(16:18):
And then I do have a highlight of just some
more information too as well, and some questions I've gotten.
Guys are allowed to come. That was one of the
first questions I started getting from people. And I think, like,
there's a couple that have signed up solo, and I
said I would connect everyone soon so that like we
can maybe try to coordinate getting on flights together, because
(16:38):
I think that that's what's kind of being the biggest
halt on a lot of people signing up is they're
a little scared to fly that they're not necessarily scared
to go on a solo group trip, they're scared.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
To fly that long by themselves. You should create a
WhatsApp group. That's what we always have. Our host usually
creates it. But then it just is helpful with everything.
One you'll need that for when you overseas, but also
it lets people communicate and share you like that information,
or like we like on our trips. It'd be like, hey,
a few of us are going to meet down in
(17:08):
the hotel and go grab a beer at this place
across the street if anyone wants to come. Or one
girl like in Spain, was like, hey, I rented a
boat and I have like six extra spots. Who wants
to come? I'm like, fuck yeah, sign me up, girl,
And then it's just a really great or like hey,
for some reason things are delayed a little bit, it's
gonna be like twenty minutes later. So it's justly helpful
to create that WhatsApp group and you can just add
(17:29):
numbers as people come in, which is nice too.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Yeah, with your trips, did it like, did you guys
have just activities were obviously included this day all that
good stuff, And then I know you guys would have
some days that were kind of free time. So then
that was like you said, that girl went and rented
a boat that day, so that was an included And
one thing I would just say about this Bali trip
is there is free time for sure, and just Southeast
(17:53):
Asia as a whole is like very cheap to travel around,
so it's just a little bit different than European countries,
where like you can do a lot of things in
Bali or Thailand or whatever for really cheap.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
So if you're a little intimidated by the fact that
like not every single thing is packed with stuff and
like includes everything, I just don't think it's going to be.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Like that much added on dollars. Yeah for that part, gotcha. Well,
I will say that you'll be proud to know that
I waited until three days before my friend's wedding to
buy shoes for her wedding, and she was on that
big of a deal, is it? Well, she got on
too made I tell you this whole story. And then
I hadn't altered my dress, so I got my dress
(18:34):
months in advance.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
I didn't know if I could bring that part up
because you have talked to me about how you hadn't
like tried your dress on yet or.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Something tried on. If it's like a fucking glove, okay, good,
But if I gain a pound, it's gonna be bad
days anyway, don't tell her. And then it's like one
hundred miles too long and all the bridesmaids are the
same shortness, So anyway, she was like, do you she
I think maybe I did talk about on the podcast.
She's just like, you better not wait until the last
minute to try that on. Don't you remember what you
did at Heidi's And I'm like, no, well, I guess
(19:03):
at Heidie's wedding, my fat ass waited until like the
day before the one had tried on. The dress was
so skin tight and it was that silk satiny material
that doesn't breathe stretch. Yeah, So I was like, I
will do this ceremony with it zipped, but then it's
being unzipped thrust of the time with a cardigan on.
So I had a hideous cardigan on, like a black
cardigan with a yellow dress like a bumblebee for everything
(19:25):
at Heidie's wedding. And she's like, you need to try
to fucking don't you dare do to me what you
did to Heidi. And I'm like, oh, I'm sorry. I
was miserable all night, but I was like her dress
Abby's dress material is stretchy. So I told Hidi this story.
She's like, I hate I look back and hate those
dresses I got. And I was like, well, everyone looks
back at dresses from twelve years ago and hates their
bridesmaid dresses because they're out of date. Now they're out
(19:47):
of style. But anyway, got to try it on, went
to a lady. She's altering it. I get to get
it on Wednesday, so that's great. Found some shoes at
Old Navy for ten dollars. So now just gotta fly
to Indiana and get that horror married. You know, Oh, Darren,
you could talk about her like that. She has been
trying to find love for a long and she's been
horn in the process. What else is she supposed to do?
(20:08):
That's how you find love. She loves She actually might
send her a link to this. She'd be honored to
hear we talk about this. Abby. Let's go back. Let's
go really quick down memory road. When I first met Abby,
we were so how my college dorm was set up
as we were four of us in a dorm room.
We had like a shared living room kitchen at TV area.
One side was me and Amy. It was shaped like
an L with our beds, and then we had our
(20:29):
own bathroom. The other side was hiding Abby. They went
to high school together, shaped like an L their own bathroom.
I get there and no one's there. They had already
moved in, and so I go in their room obviously
to like look at their pictures they've hung on the wall.
Abby had the fucking curl bangs. Oh yeah, the words,
one huge round curl like, oh God, this bitch is
(20:50):
out of style. Who wears their hair like that? Well,
I find out later, and I have no idea why
I brought this. I had a Bible, Okay, I feel
like I did know that. Sorry, I don't know why
I had it. I never went to church. I never
I think I thought. I was like, it's something you're
supposed to have. So they did the same thing. They
went to my room like, oh god, we have a
Jesus freak. And obviously I'm not a big religion. I'm
(21:12):
not not religious, but I'm not a practicing religious person.
So anyway, we all had well. Abby still was hideously
out of style with those banks, but they all we
all had bad perceptions. So Abby then quickly became the
roommate who would flash her tittas for five dollars. So
we put a sign on our door. Two men took
her up on it, and.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
You put a sign that said will flash for five dollars, Yes,
did you specify who was going to do it?
Speaker 1 (21:35):
I think everyone just knew. I can't remember the exact
and then everyone took on their own characters. And yeah,
Abby was a little freak. She hooked up with a
guy on our spring break trip who looked identical. Do
you remember when Hollister had Club CALLI. It was like
a card, it was like a credit card, and it
was super hot guy. This guy looked so much like him.
No one knew his name. We all called him club CALLI,
(21:55):
and Abby let him finger bang her behind the lifeguard
stand in Panama City Beach, Florida. We're really proud of
her for that.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
If there was ever had time to do something like that,
it might as well be in pc BE on spring break.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
But in honor of Abby, she would never say the
words fingerbang. This is what she would say. She would go,
did hands go places? Did mouths go places? Like? You
were like the most that To this day, I will
still say that to her. Yeah, and Colt brought up
the fact he goes, is Abby your fucking weird friend
with pills? And I go, yes, So let me explain.
She's on a pill head. She cannot take pills, so
(22:28):
it was my job as a roommate. I had to
take my finger, dab it on her tongue to get
it wet, put it on my pointer finger, then touch
the pill so it stuck to my finger, and had
to stick my finger down her throat and if it
didn't go far enough back, she'd be like and spit
it out and have to do it again. And Colt's like,
why did you have to get your finger wet on
her tongue. Couldn't you do water? I'm like, you have
a cook point, you have a good point.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
That was a little weird.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
I wanted she had to get a little taste of
herself on the pill to then swallow it.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
I don't remember. It was just convenience or what. But
I was like, you have a point, But I have
so many abby stories. We were roommates for years. She
is she has to have everything perfect, and I'm surprised, surprise,
not like that. So she would put my shoes up
before I could even like put them back on to
leave for school, and I get so mad because my
room was upstairs and so there was a rule she
wasn't allowed to touch my shoes for twenty four hours,
(23:17):
and then I'd go through and move all of her stuff,
like her remote control. I'd three I'd like turn it
one to eighty. I'd turn the light on our alarm
clock to a different color. And she'd come home and
she'd notice everything was changed and she'd lose her mind. Anyway,
that was a really cool roommate, is what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Oh my gosh, So we got to revert back a
little bit. So does Abby still have the same problem
with the pills or does she?
Speaker 1 (23:37):
I think so? And she's also still I know you're
not supposed to joke about OCD, so I don't want
to joke about it. I do think Abby has it,
and she just has never gone to get a diagnosis
for it, but I think she does have a version
of it. Yeah. She's also said her soon to be
husband does as well, but he has different things. So
I go because she kept explaining like various things that
(23:57):
are weird or annoying about him on our thing, like
lovingly nothing, and I go and I started laughing. I'm
like you, this is this man's perfect for you. Every
fucking weird thing is just like your weird shit, but
just a little bit different, and she's like, I guess
you're right.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Well tell her, or Abby, Hi, if you're listening, try
just swallowing pills with apple sauce.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
She doesn't have problems swallowing anything else.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
All right, you can't say things what that was.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Your she's loving. I am sitting here in this episode,
and I'm gonna say, don't listen to this with you.
You can't sit and say all these things about her.
But she's not here to defend herself. The poor girl.
This is her send off from Single Tum podcast. I
should call this Abby's horror and Away. And like I said,
(24:43):
going away to her horror and away, she could still
be a hoe with her husband, though.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Yeah, I mean I don't really know what that means,
because I feel like a hoe is defined by having
multiple partners and not an Abby's case.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Okay, well whatever I mean. I hope I'm a hoe
for my husband, my Abby or Heidi God for her bachelorette.
Heidi got Abby a yellow nightie thing that looked and
then a beast mask. She said, you could role play
beauty and the beast and we're all just crying laughing
because it's the most Heidi we all have our shit, right,
(25:16):
We're all weird different ways. That is the most tidy
thing ever. We couldn't stop laughing. And because Heidi is
like the kind of person that'll buy anything as long
as the packaging's cute, and so it's she's but we Yeah,
so I was like, oh, so I have to ask her.
Maybe that's how she's a hoe. She's portraying a different person.
He's a different he's the beast. Okay, yeah, I like that.
I like the role play games. I think that that
(25:37):
would be in my future if I ever get married.
You know what I was thinking about this other day.
I don't think that Jake and we don't really do
like role play kind of stuff. But I also like,
I do not listen to music ever when I'm having sex.
I was like, if there was a soundtrack to my
sex life, it would be white noise that plays through
Olive's monitor in our room, which is disturbing on but
(26:00):
I'm like, everyone's always like, oh, that's a set, I'd
have sex to that, or you have like a playlist.
That's how I do have a playlist. I had never
I never put music on. Is that weird?
Speaker 2 (26:10):
No? I think I created it because of a bit
for the show.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Yeah, and so then I just had it.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
So I had used it for like a handful of
times just because it was like top of mind.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
But I never put it on when you're grinding on
the couch arm yeah with yourself.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Okay, why do you always have to say all of
these things that people aren't supposed to learn about me?
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Okay, I have to know what that couch. I tell
you things in confidence.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Just for the record, this is actually sarcasm that does
not happen. It is true, though, that I will hug
a pillow and pretend it's like a man. That's a
true statement.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Anyways, No, I swear that like it was just top
of mind when I was using a sex playlist for
a while and then I forgot about it. And I
don't think I have access to that playlist anymore, so
I couldn't even tell you what was on it.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Do you know what you're I don't know what's on
going on with my brain today. Do you do you
know what you're gonna be for Halloween? Yet? Yes? Because
I'm doing well.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
We have Boo Bash for the morning show, yes, girl,
So I am not saying what I'm going to be
because Bailey and I are actually doing a duo thing
that she sent me that's like kind of funny. And
I spent way too much fucking money on my costume
because there was one website I could find that had
what I needed. So anyways, that's a surprise. But I
do have my girlfriend tips Halloween party this weekend, okay,
(27:28):
And I gotta be honest, I'm kind of over going
so all out like I do every year. I've always
done like really creative couples costumes in the past, like
handful of years.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
And I'm not doing that anymore.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
So I think I'm going to be a taco because
I have a leftover taco costume from one year, and
I think I'm through. It's one of those things where
like you were a pickle one year, It's like one
of those costumes. If you need to borrow that, let
me know, Yeah, maybe I should, because I'm like, well,
I don't know, I have so many costumes I have, Well,
I have a full Leopard body suit.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
It might be too big for you.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
I don't want to do anything like that for Tips
because I was Grapes last year for her Halloween party
and I couldn't even reach the goodies on the table
to feed myself because the balloons were so in my way.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
I was just like constantly.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Eventually I had to take some off because I just
couldn't sit comfortably on anything. Yeah, So anyways, just a forewarning.
If you see an easy costume like just putting a
bunch of balloons attached to you, good luck having fun
at a party where you need to get yourself food
or drinks or I don't know, body shots.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Just wrap yourself in a luminum foil the old classic
your owners left over.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Oh, I've never I've never heard of that. I thought
you were going to say, wrap yourself in like toilet
paper and be a mummy.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
You could do that too, But as often as you're
gonna have to go to the bathroom because you'll be drinking,
I don't think you it'll rip, you know. Michael Kevin Handy.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
My girlfriend's party is not like a let's go get
fucked up kind of party. It's more of a like
expect that very very Halloween themed She's got like the
bloody fingers as like decor and just the cauldrons and
all of that good. But it's not uh, nobody ever
gets lit uh okay by any means, I was pretty
sure Tony every year gets lit up. It just depends
(29:09):
on the evening for him because I think sometimes he
dabbles in some THHC as well, So it just depends
on what's happening. But I'm not sure. But what are
you doing for Halloween? Do you guys have a family costume?
Speaker 1 (29:21):
No, we don't. Olives being one of the K Pop
Demon Hunters if that ever comes in from Amazon. It's
like whatever kid's being this year. But we are at time.
But I was going to ask you if you want
to go across the street to get a salad with
me because Jenny mentioned that she via text did something
so disgusting and despicable a couple of weeks ago that
(29:42):
she got it and she said, yeah, wouldn't text it
to me because I would use it for a blackmail
against her. So I still don't know what it is,
So if you want to go get a salad with
me so you can tell me what it is.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Yes, I did eat in between him going home real
quick and coming back here, so I'm not going to eat,
but I will sit across from you and watch you
eat Okay, but you're not.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
You're not gonna go want to eat? Okay, alright, sorry
we can't share, but you know, put tunes together is
probably involves Jenny pooping herself. So oh, got it? All right,
I have a great week.
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