November 4, 2025 • 33 mins
Falen and Jenny discuss their Halloween festivities, Falen's weird group convo starter, Jenny's non-Osha approved house projects and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome. You just made the dumbest dad joke ever. I
was telling Fallon how I need to get home in
a little bit because we do our little gossip sashes
before we get into recording the podcast, and I'm like, okay,
Like I really do have to get home soon though,
because I have a dog and she's going to piss
her pants, and Fallon goes, she's in pants. Oh my god. No,
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but I will say that. You know, I love dogs.
I love them. They're the greatest. However, this one sheds
so much. That's rough. I feel like my house is
disgusting right now, and I let animals on furniture, so, like,
my coach is messed, and I've vacuumed. She's been here
(00:42):
for about a week. I have vacuumed, but she has
taken over the guest bedroom as her own and that's
cute and it's dandy, but it's like my whole comforter
is dirty because then it's been raining out too. She's
a German Shepherd mix and she's so German Shepherd's sheds,
so she's so sweet. But I am not going to lie.
I get concerned that they'll hear this because I know
(01:03):
that they might listen to the show, but I don't
think I'm gonna watch her again because I am too
crazy about cleanliness and it's been driving me crazy this
last week. And she's so nice. It's not that she
is not there's anything wrong with her, It's just I
can't handle the paw prints everywhere and just the hair everywhere.
And my comforter looks like it's a different fucking color
(01:25):
right now because of how much fur is on it.
So anyways, Yeah, I love dogs. I love them. I
know that. I just if I ever have one on
my own again, which I will in the future, it's
got to be one that's not like that crazy of
a shedder. That's fair.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I mean, there are certain breeds that definitely shed more,
and Germany jepherds are up there. Jake took the dogs
to the vet on like Friday, and he asked why,
like what we can do to keep frank for meat
and poop? And that was like, you have to give
them both, like pineapple juice, like both of them, so
he won't eat his or Dolly's poop because it'll make
it taste bitter. It's like, comes home, He's like, great,
(02:02):
I have to be a fucking chef, so the dog
won't eat its own shit. And then he was telling
he was explaining all the various behaviors, and we do
genuinely worry about when Dolly passes, how Frank will be.
He is so emotionally attached to her. I've never seen
anything like it in my life. I've had pets forever,
and they kind of do their own thing. They might
like each other or whatever, but he would live in
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her skin if he couldn't. And then that was like,
he'll mellow out and become like his own at like three,
and he'll as long as she makes it till then.
And I was like, well, first of all, what a
dark conversation. Yeah, but also three, he's one, you're telling
me he has two more years to come into his
own and mellow out.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Like gosh, I feel like, isn't that kind of typical
that they like, I thought it was eighteen months, but uh,
he's like coming up on that in a little anyway.
It doesn't matter, it's fine. And then Jake was like,
I have to cut his hair, and the guy's like,
don't cut his hair. He's so cute. It's like, that's
actually funny. For a vet. It is so cute. It
is a little stinker. He's such a cutie, Patuo, he
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is very cute.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
And I will say that Dolly. They said she's just
a spry young gal, even though she's badass.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
She doesn't like to walk more than like one hundred yards.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
She's overweight, but the doctor said that that's kind of
like she's hit that phase of life where that metabolism
is just slowing down.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
He's fine with her. She looks good. Okay, that's like,
thank you so much. Thanks. She doesn't have to go
on some kind of diet.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
She doesn't know where you find me eating the stash,
actually trying to go on the diet.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Okay, so how is your weak? Anything new pop and fresh?
You know? No, no shingles have popped up, So that's
nice sighting. Umm, anything new popping in fresh? Not really?
I think that boo bash took so much out of
my entire being that I how late did that go?
So it went till ten, which I didn't realize in
previous years. It's even that late. Yeah, but I don't
(03:51):
have missed it. I trust me.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
That is late for me, but I that makes me awful.
And you had to get away earlier. I don't want
to disrespect you. I'm just saying in general, ten PMA
is not like a late party at all.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Trust me, I get that as well. However, yes, it
was on a weekday, so four hours. Yes, and we
normally and I didn't realize this until Vont showed me
proof of like things we posted in the past, apparently
Boubash usually only went till nine.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Well. Also, most of our events are like a three
hour kind of cap.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
I mean we didn't all get there like right at six,
and by all, I mean like I rolled in at
six twenty. Dave I think was there at like six fifteen.
Bailey was there early because their mom got a hotel
room at missed it. Oh nice. But we all kind
of like came into the venue at the same time.
Nobody really started showing up till about seven ish, which
is how it usually goes anyway. So that's why we're like,
we don't need to be there right at six. But
(04:42):
that party was so much fun. It just took so
much out of me that, like Friday after we get
done them with the show. Those shows are always kind
of fun even though you're exhausted because I think everyone's
a little loopy and feisty at the same time because
we're tired. So it went pretty quick, but I didn't
want to be social at all the rest of the day.
Yeah no, So like I you know, went home, took
(05:03):
a nap, and I at night watched Casper The Friend
of the Ghost. Because it was Halloween. I did not
opt in for trick or treating having candy this year
because previous years always had a huge bag of Costco
candy and three people would show up, right, So I
was like, you know, I'm just not gonna do it.
And it was a rainy I don't know if it
was rainy by you guys, I was. Yeah. So anyways,
(05:26):
pretty chill weekend. Hung out with the man I've been
seeing a little bit, even talked about that very much
on this show. The thing is that there's not like
a whole lot to talk about. There's that, and there's
the fact that like I feel like I need to
have it's so weird being in like the public eye.
I feel like I have to have some conversations with
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him about that before you exposed right respect to him.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Yeah, but also you have said, like you're going to
handle things differently this time, very much, and that's couldn't
relate more, you know.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
And yeah, so anyways, I haven't talked about him much.
I don't think if you listen to this this would
like necessarily hurt his feelings. But I am curious. I
wanted to ask you this. When you and Jake started dating,
or maybe even like now in your marriage, do you
ever feel like there's awkward silence? Yeah, okay, but not well,
(06:26):
I wouldn't say awkward. I feel comfortable in my silence
with Jake. Jake is a much quieter person than previous
people I've dated. Just by nature.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
He's a listener, which is actually something I really like
and respect about him. And it's for like the first
time of my life. It's trained me. I can sit
in silence in the car, I can sit in silence
in our living room, and I am very aware that
that is not who I was before him. Because of
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my mother. When we're driving somewhere, she'll get in the
car and just da da da da, Like the whole
car ride. I'm like, oh my god, can't we just
sit in silence a little bit? Because we would be
able to sit in silence and just listen to music.
But I think that I was more like my mom before,
but now I've like leaned into a little bit of
his and I actually like it. Yeah, it like help.
(07:23):
I think it's good for me because I talk so
much for a living. It's just nice for my brain
to just relax, Okay, So I fully agree. I feel
like I am the one though that like causes the
awkward silence sometimes, Like we'll be talking and then we'll
finish whatever conversation we're having, and he's usually the one
(07:44):
to jump in, and I think that I I mean
it was, Yes, last person I dated talked a lot,
so like there was very little silence silence in that relationship,
but there we did get comfortable enough to yes, be
driving in the car and be quiet, like we didn't
have to sit and talk. So I feel like him
in this awkward phase of like, there can be moments
(08:06):
where we don't need to talk, but we feel like
we both like have to ye and I'm not the
one to chime in in those moments. He usually is,
And I just think that that's like not how I
used to be. I used to always try to find
something to converse about, and now I'm kind of like, Okay,
I don't need to talk right now.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Yeah, but yeah, I think that's a bad thing. No,
I don't think it's bad, and it's not it's not
awkward islands to the extent that we can't find something
to talk about. It's like we have no problem having conversation. Yeah,
I just think that I'm over evaluating lots of things
right now because that's what you do at the beginning
of a relationship. Well yeah, and.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
You by default compare it to your previous one, the
good and the bad, right, So it's just hard to
not do that.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Yeah. Yeah. So anyways, that was probably the only thing
I did this weekend that was of note, because everything
else was like, I don't I'm just always tired, I
feel like on weekends because I have housework to you
all the time by myself, and it's exhausting.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Someone, by the way, I really gives you a lot
of credit because and I did want to laugh at this,
so like, calm down, but I had posted, like I've
talked about this before on my social media. I just
don't want to be the dead horse. But basically, I
have a stare row when you first walk into my
house it's outdated. I've had like four different people come
(09:23):
give me quotes, none of which were less than ten
thousand dollars, and no one understands this. And I guess
like there's no way to really explain it except that
it is a very It would be a very a
city violation. You have to have certain permits because you
would fall into a stairway. It's like a very protective banister.
(09:45):
So I can't just have someone come in and put
it on the current track because the reason I want
to updated is I want smaller spindles than what I
currently have or balister's where the fuck they're called. That
would be a It is a huge undertaking. It is
not just a quick replacement. People think that that's what
I thought in the beginning. I have learned a lot
through this process. So I just finally was like, I
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cannot take it anymore than five years. I hate how
it looks. I'm just going to paint it. And I
finally just decided on a dark brown. And someone was like, you,
Genny's been doing all these home projects.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
You should have her come help.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
I go, okay, like I love Jenny, but I'm not
gonna have her Jenny's on a carpenter, she's not a
general contractor.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
I will not. That's very generous. I didn't say this
is the person. I just liked it.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
But I'm like, they have a lot of faith that
you could redo this very apparently difficult stare project in
my house. Oh you've shown people that you have what
it takes, Jenny, So come do my fucking stairs.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
I could help you paint them, Yes, sure, probably could
help you with that, but no, the rest of it, No,
I don't know that I would have. No, I would
not have the faith in myself. I mean, yes, I
have surprised myself with what I've been able to accomplish.
I completely basically rebuilt a wall that was completely damaged
and different. I don't even know like holes in it,
(11:03):
all the stuff that I had no idea that I
would be able to figure out. And that's great, but
it's like I'm stuck once again because whatever I keep
taking on more and more. I'm annoyed as fuck Because
the cabinets that I took down, they were built in
just a tiny bit into part of the trim that's
around the windows in my kitchen. So now part of
the trim is like cut and in more and I'm like, hey,
(11:26):
if I paint, if I repaint all this, it'll kind
of like take away that look painted it. It does
not look better. Ye, I feel like I think it
looks shitty. And so now I feel like I have
to redo the trim before I can even paint the walls,
before I can then get the shelving in. And so
now I feel like I'm stuck again because I don't
want to hire anyone to do the trim, but I
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don't have the tools to cut trim the way that
I need it to be.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
I fel for the trim, that's pretty easy. You could
probably do a task Rabbit thing for that and it'd
be like a quick project.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
That's what I was kind of thinking too. But anyways,
back to it, No, that's very nice that that person
thought that. But I actually also will say that even
though I say I'm tired all the time, I have
had friends be like, oh, like I kind of want
to do what you did your countertops, and I was like,
I'll come help you. Like I've done it now, so
I have no problem. I just yeah, I have no
(12:18):
problem helping people with projects, just as long as I
don't have like the longest to do list of my
own that I need to be doing. That's fair.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
We this weekend, we obviously, uh Friday, What did I
do Friday?
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Trick or treating? Yes?
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Oh, but I made Jake watch after trigger treating. You
said you watched Casper. I made Jake watch Jennifer's Body
because he had never seen it. I haven't seen it either,
and it's like one of those that when you initially
see as a Diablo Cody, so it has like kind
of her style of writing. But I knew Jake would
be in because I had Meg and Fox in it,
you know. But man, it's longer than I remember, and
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we were both getting really tired, and I could tell
he was moderately into it but not And I was like,
I think I he was only into it because Megan
Fox is hot in the movie and there are funny
lines in.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
It but still good.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
But I was like, I want to watch something Halloween
related for Halloween. And then I had nothing but kind
of like social engagements over the weekend. But I actually
went a little outside of my comfort zone of my
usual where I stand around and wait for people to
talk to me, and I went to the host. One
of my neighbors was hosting a thing and I was like,
her husband just randomly as we were walking in the house, like, oh,
my wife's family is from Michigan and they're here. And
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I was like, okay, so I go, oh, I didn't
know you were from Michigan, my coworker, because Cult is
from Michigan. So now like some people are from Michigan,
so I'll bring it up. Now I'm like colts from
Traverse City, and almost everyone's like, oh, I'm like, did
it it like ten miles from there or whatever?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
So they were.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
And then Jake's family grew up going to a Torch
lake like every year. And and anyway, this woman has
a house on Lake Michigan. Her sister her air like
a rental and I was like, oh, I've been wanting
to go there, and so she sent me the link
right on the water.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
She said, like ten minutes from Torda. And I'm like,
look at that.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
I made a short conversation and now I have a
verbo link that I like, We're gonna actually support someone
I know, and I'm excited about it. So I may
do a Michigan trip sometimes not this year. Obviously not
gonna go when it's cold, going to go when it's warmer.
But something to think of.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
So how does one get to that area? Do you fly?
Because it's easier for us to get to the up,
I think than it is to like go down around
to like Detroit. I'm guessing you fly, But I don't
know the answer to that. Why does Colt go home? Doesn't?
He drives? He drives?
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Colt is psychotic. Do you know what Colt does? His
wife and kids fly? Yeah? He after our show always,
so he'll be he won't get out of here until
even though our show's over at six. Colt always has
a shit ton of stuff to do because he's on
multiple stations. He will basically leave, I think at like
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seven or eight, goes and loads three cats and a
dog to his car and drives there. And sometimes he'll
get super tired and pull over on the side of
the road and sleep for like a couple of hours.
It is so dangerous and psychotic. Yeah, and I'm always like, cold,
you gotta quit doing that.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Like He's like, what else am I supposed to do?
Like okay, because they need a car while they're there.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
And I will always say get someone to watch your animals,
and he's like, you know how much you would be
And it's true. I mean he saves hundreds and hundreds
of dollars by doing it that way.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
It's crazy.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
The last time he did, though, his family car broke
down and they didn't have the car for like and
a half. Right after he got his second car finally,
after not only having one car for like a year
and a half. It's like, you are not meant to
have two cars, man, But he got that back now,
So wonder if they get three cats? So here's how
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the story goes. They one was like dying allegedly so
opted too, and then the other one had a miraculous
recovery so that.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
They have three.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Now.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
I was gonna say, I really did. I thought that
they had to.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
His bed on our show is he has three cats
and a dog unless you're his landlord, and then he
has no animals.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Okay, just bit always, So it's just ongoing.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
He no human has more drama in their life than him.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
We're actually doing like a bed on our show tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
We're calling his wife because so I was like, oh
my god, there's this thing this weekend.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Twilight is doing.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
It's kind of like, so I've done this before with
the Minnesota Orchestra where I went to see Home Alone
and the orchestra plays the whole music to the movie.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
So cool.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Well, they have a different version of it this weekend
at one of the theaters. You go watch the first
Twilight movie and they have a rock band that plays
the music. And I was like, that'll be so cool. Well,
Colt and his wife like Twilight, so I was like, Colt,
you should take your wife to this for a date.
And he's like, oh, great, idea. Jenna doesn't like surprises,
so even though I was like, you should surprise her
(16:57):
with us, he told her the same day bought the tickets.
I'm like okay, and we bought these and he buy
these tickets like two three months ago, and I was like, well, god,
I want to go. So I booked tickets not sitting
next to them, and he brought up this week. He's like, yeah,
she invited friends, so it's not a date anymore. And
I was like, well, it's a concert. It's not like
you're going to be sitting next to each other. He's like, no, no,
(17:19):
the seats next to.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Us were available. Still, they bought the seats next to us,
so we're going to call.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Her and be like how Like he's going to be like,
I can't believe we turned our date into like a
group activity kind of thing, which I love one gens
on because she just rips them and roasts them and
it's glorious.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
But I'm going to go do that on Sunday. We're
hanging out.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Friday, we're doing like a little chili night meet you
and Tina. But Sunday, I'm going to the Twilight concert
that I've had tickets for for months.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
I love that. That's exciting. I like Twilight, so I
don't care how cringey it is. I also, it's just
funny how life works because I don't see Tina for
months and now I'm seeing her twice in one week.
That's too much, Tina, It's too much. She's she's listening
right now and she's be like, what the fun I hope? Well,
the good news is I'm seeing her Wednesday because we
(18:05):
watched Survivor together sometimes and usually we are dialed in
to the episode. Yeah, but she did invite me over
for a little pasta before her I'm going to be
the third wheeling with her and tea dog Trevor. I know,
so that'll be fun. But yeah, I'm excited. And also
we usually go to Falon's house for things, and now
because Fallon will be working Friday night, it works out
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better to be at one of our places. Yeah, that's
some great host to sing from you. I mean, I'll
like vacuum and stuff. I would like you to wear.
Just an apron, that can be done. My mom did
get me this apron that was like really weird and
I don't know why I asked for it, but I
did specifically ask for it for Christmas. And it's like
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of a I think I asked for like a dog
on an apron, and I think it's like a Corgie
the front of it. Is it long or short? It's
a she got it from like t move. It's really
fucking awful. It probably like barely even like the part
that should go sort of around your waist probably barely
goes around my waist because it's super small, so it's
(19:07):
gonna my full frontal too. Well, no, you'd see, No,
it will mostly cover No, we should cover that. It
should definitely cover that, Okay, And yeah I can, I
can definitely wear that. There was a woman at Boo
Bash and shout out to her because the trust she
had in these fucking nipple pasties and belts. She basically
(19:28):
had these two hearts over her nips. Yeah, and then
one skinny belt over the nipple pasties. Oh, and I
have no idea. So I was so consumed by the
amount of boobies, you know, and she was. She looked
fine as hell. And of course, you know, we do
our little costume contests and so we have all the
sexy people on stage, and I said, we got to
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change it for next year because she should have won.
She came up, she did some fucking leg in the
air down to the splits torque things. Okay, she really
brought it. But then everyone cheered for the one dude.
Oh lame, Oh he fucking did. He was like Hulk Holgan. No,
is that right? Yeah? No, not Hulk Colgan is Hulk.
(20:13):
Now I'm thinking of why am I thinking of the
superhero that's like the Hulk, the Hulk? Okay, so it
is Hulk Hogan. I was kind of a wrestler that dies. Okay,
Oh he passed its, right, I forgot about that. Well,
he was like all he did was hold up the
fucking wrestling belt in the air when he came on
shirt over. No, he was already in like almost like
whitey tidy type things though, and like a crop tops
(20:37):
his shirt. Okay, lame. Anyways, I don't know where I
was going. I was thinking of boobs. You were distracted.
Last night.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
I went to a dance mom thing and talking about
all the small talk I've had to do. So of
course it was supposed to be a parent's only outing,
and so the moms and dads came, no kids, and
I knew what was going to happen. All moms can
do is talk about their kids, and I'm fine with
that to a degree, but I'm like, we are more
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than just mothers, right, So, like this is supposed to
be us getting to know each other.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
So I did the most smooth transition ever. Yeah, I go.
Everyone just kept talking with their kids, and I was like,
does anyone read?
Speaker 2 (21:21):
They started laughing because it was the dumbest, weird question,
and they all do.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
They all were like, yeah, we reader listen to audio books.
And I was like, what have you liked lately?
Speaker 2 (21:31):
And so I was just like trying to change the
conversation for the kids, and then at one point, like then,
it started separating and the guys were down at one
At first we were all by our partners. Then it
started separating, and so I was like, let's listen to
what the guys are talking about really quickly. So I
made everyone get quiet and I listened. I heard Jake
go yeah, I'm pretty sure he was portraying him and that,
and then I heard the other guy go yeah, I
(21:52):
think it was the Rock, and I was like, of
course they're fucking and so I tell Jacobs I believe
it is.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
He still horned up for the Rock, is not as
I think he still would.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Yeah, So we start we're leaving, and I'm the first
one to leave our stand up and I go, we're
leaving Jake, and everyone laughs because I was like, I
don't you know, and so and then they got selfies
and stuff after I left, So whatever, it's fine.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
I'm not I wasn't left out. It's totally normal.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
So we go to leave and I'm telling Jake this
conversation and he goes. He starts dying laughing about the
book and like how the guy's clearly don't even and
he goes, he goes, it's so.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
True fall and he goes, I think.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
One dad goes, so, how long has your daughter been
at the dance place we go to And he's like, oh,
I think a couple of years. And he goes, and
immediately it went back to anything but our kids they
were till he's like, we couldn't have had a more
opposite experience, And I'm like, and I like talking about
all of them, like hearing about other people's experiences, and
like we have the conversation like when would we let
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our kids get a phone? Because some of the moms
have like older daughters that are like ten and they're
already asking for it, and like Jake and I really
want Olive to wait until she's like fifteen or sixteen.
There's a whole book on it called like the Anxious Generation,
and it's a really good, like I listened to it
because I listened to audiobooks. It's really good if you're
kind of having this discussion. But they they said, you
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know a lot of the moms are like it just
sucks because you know, they'll see two friends hanging out
and then they feel left out and they're so sad
because of social media, and like we didn't have that,
Like if your friends hung out without you, you didn't know,
And I go, I don't care about that as much
as I care about I think about myself and how
I wasn't overly popular with boys, and I am afraid
(23:30):
if I would have had access to something like Snapchat,
I would have done something that I regretted to gain
the attention of a boy. I don't know that I
would have, because I was pretty a pretty good rule follower.
But what if I like would have shown my boobs
or something, and like then they would have shown everyone
in the school and like things like that. I don't know,
(23:51):
And so I'm like, I care more about that aspect
of it than all of feeling left out, because I
think it's inevitable at some point you're going to feel
left out, and I think that's a that's actually a
valuable lesson you have to learn, and like society in general,
because even as an adult, I will see my adult
friends hang out without me and my feelings could get hurt,
you know. So I care more about the things that
(24:12):
could affect her long term with social media than maybe
like the feeling left out aspect.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
I agree with that, I don't see I think the
whole being left out thing. I do remember specifically finding
out my friend Katie Joe went to the Fanalac County
Fair with this girl Courtney, and she told me she
wasn't doing anything. And I don't know how I found out,
but I probably would were dumb and talked about it
or other people. No, like I found out when it
(24:40):
was happening, and I just remember being at my dad's
and being really upset and down about it. And I
didn't really understand that concept. And I will be honest,
I still to this day do not really understand the
concept of excluding people like I do not get it.
I have always been the person that invites everyone everywhere.
And it's weird because I feel like, even in my twenties,
(25:02):
I have friends who would like be like, Oh, we
should do this today, and then they wouldn't text me,
and then I'd see that they were out Sunday Funday,
yeah somewhere, and I'm like, what the fuck? Like it
just I don't really get that. I don't get the
exclusion thing. I just don't get it. It's weird to me.
I think like I always feel like I welcome everyone
to everything, but I would I do agree that, like
(25:25):
I would probably be twenty times as anxious of a
child had I had access to social media, because I
don't know, it's just like everything that's on there and
the comparisons you do, like it's still sad, like at
thirty five years old, the comparisons I do because like
social media.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
My stuff is has become less about I don't really
compare about physical stuff as much now, but now it's
like what someone has that I don't have, which is
I think that that'll never go away? Yeah, because I
have plenty, you know what I mean? So why am
I still comparing? You know what I realized I consider
(26:05):
to be like rich person status that I now want.
But a beverage fridge, not like one in your basement
or garage. I have one of them. I have a garage.
I'm never a basement. I'm never gonna go to the
basement to get a drink. Okay, fuck that, I'm not
walking on the stairs and back up. The beverages take
up so much real estate in my current fridge. So
I go to my friend Jen's house Friday. She has
(26:26):
a new built house beverage fridge I'm like, fuck, that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
I want one.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
I know the perfect place you could go on my kitchen.
I go to my neighbor's house for their little football
party Sunday. They have a fucking beverfridge. All of has
a birthday party Saturday beverage fridge. The little ones that
go like under the counter, I go about, I gotta
get a beverage fridge, and takes like, I fucking want
a beverage fridge. And I'm like, this is rich person status,
because what I mean by that is growing up, we
(26:51):
never had canned anything. We would a birthday party, you
get a two leader, Okay, kool Aid and water and milk.
All that were in my fridge. I think maybe a
couple of times that were festive. My mom might have
gotten the frozen orange juice concentrate you just add water
to and stir. But never did we have sodas or
(27:12):
the sparkling water wasn't popular then, and we and there's
no way, there's no way. So to me to have
unlimited sparkling beverages in a little refriger to me tells
me I have made it in life. So I want
a beverage fridge. Do you have space in your kitchen
to do that perfect spot for it. Oh, you do
right under when you walk into my kitchen to the right,
(27:34):
if you're went through the garage, there's the counter that
I have the coffee machine on right underneath that pop
out the two cabinets. I got plenty of storage in there,
so I'm not like losing a ton of storage.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Are you going to do first? You're already emailed.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
I already emailed Warner Stallion, of course, to see if
I can partnership.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Yeah. I was going to ask you, are you going
to fix it that? You're a stere railings they're.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Painted, they're painted. I got that painted. So I am
at a comfortable spot with that now.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Okay, so I will average bridge and that you want
in the fridge first before you fix some This fridge
is next. But I have like a list of twenty
other things on my list. I don't think I've noticed
that in too many people's houses, but I probably didn't
notice it in my rich friend's houses growing up. I'm
sure they had it. Oh, no one had it like they.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
The rich beverage fridge when you're growing up was one
where they had an extra fridge like in their garage
or basement.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Yeah, I don't know. I really don't remember, because I
did have some very very wealthy friends who like, honestly,
I was like so poor compared to all of my friends.
They all had like crazy nice houses. But my sister
did put a beverage fridge in her last house that
they redid, the lake house they had, and now I
know that they're going to have one, and they have
(28:46):
one actually right now. That's just like out in the open. Yeah,
And so they do have a beverage fridge. It's just
like not cutesy integrated into the kitchen at the moment.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
But they're redoing their kitchen right now. That's fancy living.
In my opinion, I'm excited.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Tell you they are not fancy living. Well, you've seen
their house, Love you, Rachel. You'll probably never listen to this.
But my sister basically moved into their house like five
years ago and immediately started tearing it up. And it's
still like that, yeah, about five years later, because they've
accomplished a lot, but she has they put an addition on,
so like all of that is done, but they ripped
(29:20):
up like the carpet in the main living room and
kitchen areas and knocked down these walls like years and
years ago. And that woman just takes on too many things. Yeah,
and she's got two little kids and it's a lot. Yeah,
it is a lot. So I will not be doing
the Jenny Jenny Rachel, do you want to come in?
I could borrow my friend Sasol. I'm pretty bad at
(29:42):
it still, Like basically knee jerks me back and I fell,
and it kicks in sometimes and sometimes you're just trying
to get hurt at my house. So I have to
like give you money. I'm on to you. Nothing that
I do is OSHA approved, Like not a single thing.
I usually do things barefoot. You don't say you know,
usually do things bare's also never once reached out for
(30:03):
a city permit for anything she's done in your house.
I have talked to friends who have done things to
their investment properties and I said, do I need a
permit for any of this stuff? And they're like, no,
you're not. The removing of cabinets. No, right, that's the
only intense thing that I've done. And I did specifically
ask after I had already done it. I was like, shit,
was I supposed to get a permit for that, and
(30:24):
he was like no, and he explained why, and so
I'm like, okay, good. So I think I'm good. Yeah,
I think you're fine, But yolo with my fucking bare
feet out of what craig all of that good stuff.
I did give myself a sliver the other day while
I was fucking picking leaves off of my deck, I
like went in for it, hit the wood and it
was so deep in there I wish well. I guess see,
(30:47):
I can't make those sexual jokes anymore because for a while,
you know, I was on here horned up, like why
are you implying that I can't say that. It's not
like I haven't gotten any action. It'd be like silly
for you to assume I've seen someone and I'm not,
like is exclusive. I mean, I think knowing me and
knowing who I am as a person, you probably have
(31:08):
guessed I've I don't know when I think he listens
to this podcast. I don't know. I really give them
some tips on what you like. Go ahead, do you remember, Yeah,
she likes riding your face? Yeah, like very much. So honestly,
you just put on some goggles and fucking okay, well,
(31:28):
I'm not a fucking poor an actress that's squirting all
over the place. My god, but open and want me?
Do they or sometimes she just did death? She just did?
Was it called death week? Hell week week? Her legs
be hurting, bro.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
So I don't know what you're doing, but I'm just saying,
let's let's keep this in mind. She finishes first, then
you finish. And with that, blessings, Thanks for listening.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Thank you for the tips, And I think that that
can go to many other people out there besides my Exactly.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
I've had this full conversation with my friends when we
were in Indiana for the bachelorette party for my friend Abby,
and I'm like, this is TMI, but I have never
in my life come like like had my full.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Completion from sex.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Very few girls do so just because, like I've said
this before, I'm like, just because I saw him, I'm
having a good time during it. I am let us
not forget that that has probably not completed. Me and
my friend Heidie's like, oh man, I get off doing anything.
I'm like, fuck you, Heidi, congratulations. There's always one in
the is one. There's always one, but it was one
in four none of the other three. That none of
(32:41):
the other three get off that way. So just keep
that in mind, gentlemen, Okay.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Please please do because and also, yes, like vallin Jo said,
just because it sounds like someone's enjoying it, yes they
probably are. But you will know the difference, at least
with me. You will know the difference of any sh south,
So you have to keep that in mind. My god, well,
no nobody wants that sex with me that I encourage.
(33:09):
The goggles have a good week.
Welcome. You just made the dumbest dad joke ever. I
was telling Fallon how I need to get home in
a little bit because we do our little gossip sashes
before we get into recording the podcast, and I'm like, okay,
Like I really do have to get home soon though,
because I have a dog and she's going to piss
her pants, and Fallon goes, she's in pants. Oh my god. No,
(00:21):
but I will say that. You know, I love dogs.
I love them. They're the greatest. However, this one sheds
so much. That's rough. I feel like my house is
disgusting right now, and I let animals on furniture, so, like,
my coach is messed, and I've vacuumed. She's been here
(00:42):
for about a week. I have vacuumed, but she has
taken over the guest bedroom as her own and that's
cute and it's dandy, but it's like my whole comforter
is dirty because then it's been raining out too. She's
a German Shepherd mix and she's so German Shepherd's sheds,
so she's so sweet. But I am not going to lie.
I get concerned that they'll hear this because I know
(01:03):
that they might listen to the show, but I don't
think I'm gonna watch her again because I am too
crazy about cleanliness and it's been driving me crazy this
last week. And she's so nice. It's not that she
is not there's anything wrong with her, It's just I
can't handle the paw prints everywhere and just the hair everywhere.
And my comforter looks like it's a different fucking color
(01:25):
right now because of how much fur is on it.
So anyways, Yeah, I love dogs. I love them. I
know that. I just if I ever have one on
my own again, which I will in the future, it's
got to be one that's not like that crazy of
a shedder. That's fair.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I mean, there are certain breeds that definitely shed more,
and Germany jepherds are up there. Jake took the dogs
to the vet on like Friday, and he asked why,
like what we can do to keep frank for meat
and poop? And that was like, you have to give
them both, like pineapple juice, like both of them, so
he won't eat his or Dolly's poop because it'll make
it taste bitter. It's like, comes home, He's like, great,
(02:02):
I have to be a fucking chef, so the dog
won't eat its own shit. And then he was telling
he was explaining all the various behaviors, and we do
genuinely worry about when Dolly passes, how Frank will be.
He is so emotionally attached to her. I've never seen
anything like it in my life. I've had pets forever,
and they kind of do their own thing. They might
like each other or whatever, but he would live in
(02:23):
her skin if he couldn't. And then that was like,
he'll mellow out and become like his own at like three,
and he'll as long as she makes it till then.
And I was like, well, first of all, what a
dark conversation. Yeah, but also three, he's one, you're telling
me he has two more years to come into his
own and mellow out.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Like gosh, I feel like, isn't that kind of typical
that they like, I thought it was eighteen months, but uh,
he's like coming up on that in a little anyway.
It doesn't matter, it's fine. And then Jake was like,
I have to cut his hair, and the guy's like,
don't cut his hair. He's so cute. It's like, that's
actually funny. For a vet. It is so cute. It
is a little stinker. He's such a cutie, Patuo, he
(03:01):
is very cute.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
And I will say that Dolly. They said she's just
a spry young gal, even though she's badass.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
She doesn't like to walk more than like one hundred yards.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
She's overweight, but the doctor said that that's kind of
like she's hit that phase of life where that metabolism
is just slowing down.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
He's fine with her. She looks good. Okay, that's like,
thank you so much. Thanks. She doesn't have to go
on some kind of diet.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
She doesn't know where you find me eating the stash,
actually trying to go on the diet.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Okay, so how is your weak? Anything new pop and fresh?
You know? No, no shingles have popped up, So that's
nice sighting. Umm, anything new popping in fresh? Not really?
I think that boo bash took so much out of
my entire being that I how late did that go?
So it went till ten, which I didn't realize in
previous years. It's even that late. Yeah, but I don't
(03:51):
have missed it. I trust me.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
That is late for me, but I that makes me awful.
And you had to get away earlier. I don't want
to disrespect you. I'm just saying in general, ten PMA
is not like a late party at all.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Trust me, I get that as well. However, yes, it
was on a weekday, so four hours. Yes, and we
normally and I didn't realize this until Vont showed me
proof of like things we posted in the past, apparently
Boubash usually only went till nine.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Well. Also, most of our events are like a three
hour kind of cap.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
I mean we didn't all get there like right at six,
and by all, I mean like I rolled in at
six twenty. Dave I think was there at like six fifteen.
Bailey was there early because their mom got a hotel
room at missed it. Oh nice. But we all kind
of like came into the venue at the same time.
Nobody really started showing up till about seven ish, which
is how it usually goes anyway. So that's why we're like,
we don't need to be there right at six. But
(04:42):
that party was so much fun. It just took so
much out of me that, like Friday after we get
done them with the show. Those shows are always kind
of fun even though you're exhausted because I think everyone's
a little loopy and feisty at the same time because
we're tired. So it went pretty quick, but I didn't
want to be social at all the rest of the day.
Yeah no, So like I you know, went home, took
(05:03):
a nap, and I at night watched Casper The Friend
of the Ghost. Because it was Halloween. I did not
opt in for trick or treating having candy this year
because previous years always had a huge bag of Costco
candy and three people would show up, right, So I
was like, you know, I'm just not gonna do it.
And it was a rainy I don't know if it
was rainy by you guys, I was. Yeah. So anyways,
(05:26):
pretty chill weekend. Hung out with the man I've been
seeing a little bit, even talked about that very much
on this show. The thing is that there's not like
a whole lot to talk about. There's that, and there's
the fact that like I feel like I need to
have it's so weird being in like the public eye.
I feel like I have to have some conversations with
(05:48):
him about that before you exposed right respect to him.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Yeah, but also you have said, like you're going to
handle things differently this time, very much, and that's couldn't
relate more, you know.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
And yeah, so anyways, I haven't talked about him much.
I don't think if you listen to this this would
like necessarily hurt his feelings. But I am curious. I
wanted to ask you this. When you and Jake started dating,
or maybe even like now in your marriage, do you
ever feel like there's awkward silence? Yeah, okay, but not well,
(06:26):
I wouldn't say awkward. I feel comfortable in my silence
with Jake. Jake is a much quieter person than previous
people I've dated. Just by nature.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
He's a listener, which is actually something I really like
and respect about him. And it's for like the first
time of my life. It's trained me. I can sit
in silence in the car, I can sit in silence
in our living room, and I am very aware that
that is not who I was before him. Because of
(07:00):
my mother. When we're driving somewhere, she'll get in the
car and just da da da da, Like the whole
car ride. I'm like, oh my god, can't we just
sit in silence a little bit? Because we would be
able to sit in silence and just listen to music.
But I think that I was more like my mom before,
but now I've like leaned into a little bit of
his and I actually like it. Yeah, it like help.
(07:23):
I think it's good for me because I talk so
much for a living. It's just nice for my brain
to just relax, Okay, So I fully agree. I feel
like I am the one though that like causes the
awkward silence sometimes, Like we'll be talking and then we'll
finish whatever conversation we're having, and he's usually the one
(07:44):
to jump in, and I think that I I mean
it was, Yes, last person I dated talked a lot,
so like there was very little silence silence in that relationship,
but there we did get comfortable enough to yes, be
driving in the car and be quiet, like we didn't
have to sit and talk. So I feel like him
in this awkward phase of like, there can be moments
(08:06):
where we don't need to talk, but we feel like
we both like have to ye and I'm not the
one to chime in in those moments. He usually is,
And I just think that that's like not how I
used to be. I used to always try to find
something to converse about, and now I'm kind of like, Okay,
I don't need to talk right now.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Yeah, but yeah, I think that's a bad thing. No,
I don't think it's bad, and it's not it's not
awkward islands to the extent that we can't find something
to talk about. It's like we have no problem having conversation. Yeah,
I just think that I'm over evaluating lots of things
right now because that's what you do at the beginning
of a relationship. Well yeah, and.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
You by default compare it to your previous one, the
good and the bad, right, So it's just hard to
not do that.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Yeah. Yeah. So anyways, that was probably the only thing
I did this weekend that was of note, because everything
else was like, I don't I'm just always tired, I
feel like on weekends because I have housework to you
all the time by myself, and it's exhausting.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Someone, by the way, I really gives you a lot
of credit because and I did want to laugh at this,
so like, calm down, but I had posted, like I've
talked about this before on my social media. I just
don't want to be the dead horse. But basically, I
have a stare row when you first walk into my
house it's outdated. I've had like four different people come
(09:23):
give me quotes, none of which were less than ten
thousand dollars, and no one understands this. And I guess
like there's no way to really explain it except that
it is a very It would be a very a
city violation. You have to have certain permits because you
would fall into a stairway. It's like a very protective banister.
(09:45):
So I can't just have someone come in and put
it on the current track because the reason I want
to updated is I want smaller spindles than what I
currently have or balister's where the fuck they're called. That
would be a It is a huge undertaking. It is
not just a quick replacement. People think that that's what
I thought in the beginning. I have learned a lot
through this process. So I just finally was like, I
(10:05):
cannot take it anymore than five years. I hate how
it looks. I'm just going to paint it. And I
finally just decided on a dark brown. And someone was like, you,
Genny's been doing all these home projects.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
You should have her come help.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
I go, okay, like I love Jenny, but I'm not
gonna have her Jenny's on a carpenter, she's not a
general contractor.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
I will not. That's very generous. I didn't say this
is the person. I just liked it.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
But I'm like, they have a lot of faith that
you could redo this very apparently difficult stare project in
my house. Oh you've shown people that you have what
it takes, Jenny, So come do my fucking stairs.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
I could help you paint them, Yes, sure, probably could
help you with that, but no, the rest of it, No,
I don't know that I would have. No, I would
not have the faith in myself. I mean, yes, I
have surprised myself with what I've been able to accomplish.
I completely basically rebuilt a wall that was completely damaged
and different. I don't even know like holes in it,
(11:03):
all the stuff that I had no idea that I
would be able to figure out. And that's great, but
it's like I'm stuck once again because whatever I keep
taking on more and more. I'm annoyed as fuck Because
the cabinets that I took down, they were built in
just a tiny bit into part of the trim that's
around the windows in my kitchen. So now part of
the trim is like cut and in more and I'm like, hey,
(11:26):
if I paint, if I repaint all this, it'll kind
of like take away that look painted it. It does
not look better. Ye, I feel like I think it
looks shitty. And so now I feel like I have
to redo the trim before I can even paint the walls,
before I can then get the shelving in. And so
now I feel like I'm stuck again because I don't
want to hire anyone to do the trim, but I
(11:48):
don't have the tools to cut trim the way that
I need it to be.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
I fel for the trim, that's pretty easy. You could
probably do a task Rabbit thing for that and it'd
be like a quick project.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
That's what I was kind of thinking too. But anyways,
back to it, No, that's very nice that that person
thought that. But I actually also will say that even
though I say I'm tired all the time, I have
had friends be like, oh, like I kind of want
to do what you did your countertops, and I was like,
I'll come help you. Like I've done it now, so
I have no problem. I just yeah, I have no
(12:18):
problem helping people with projects, just as long as I
don't have like the longest to do list of my
own that I need to be doing. That's fair.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
We this weekend, we obviously, uh Friday, What did I
do Friday?
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Trick or treating? Yes?
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Oh, but I made Jake watch after trigger treating. You
said you watched Casper. I made Jake watch Jennifer's Body
because he had never seen it. I haven't seen it either,
and it's like one of those that when you initially
see as a Diablo Cody, so it has like kind
of her style of writing. But I knew Jake would
be in because I had Meg and Fox in it,
you know. But man, it's longer than I remember, and
(12:54):
we were both getting really tired, and I could tell
he was moderately into it but not And I was like,
I think I he was only into it because Megan
Fox is hot in the movie and there are funny
lines in.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
It but still good.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
But I was like, I want to watch something Halloween
related for Halloween. And then I had nothing but kind
of like social engagements over the weekend. But I actually
went a little outside of my comfort zone of my
usual where I stand around and wait for people to
talk to me, and I went to the host. One
of my neighbors was hosting a thing and I was like,
her husband just randomly as we were walking in the house, like, oh,
my wife's family is from Michigan and they're here. And
(13:29):
I was like, okay, so I go, oh, I didn't
know you were from Michigan, my coworker, because Cult is
from Michigan. So now like some people are from Michigan,
so I'll bring it up. Now I'm like colts from
Traverse City, and almost everyone's like, oh, I'm like, did
it it like ten miles from there or whatever?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
So they were.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
And then Jake's family grew up going to a Torch
lake like every year. And and anyway, this woman has
a house on Lake Michigan. Her sister her air like
a rental and I was like, oh, I've been wanting
to go there, and so she sent me the link
right on the water.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
She said, like ten minutes from Torda. And I'm like,
look at that.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
I made a short conversation and now I have a
verbo link that I like, We're gonna actually support someone
I know, and I'm excited about it. So I may
do a Michigan trip sometimes not this year. Obviously not
gonna go when it's cold, going to go when it's warmer.
But something to think of.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
So how does one get to that area? Do you fly?
Because it's easier for us to get to the up,
I think than it is to like go down around
to like Detroit. I'm guessing you fly, But I don't
know the answer to that. Why does Colt go home? Doesn't?
He drives? He drives?
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Colt is psychotic. Do you know what Colt does? His
wife and kids fly? Yeah? He after our show always,
so he'll be he won't get out of here until
even though our show's over at six. Colt always has
a shit ton of stuff to do because he's on
multiple stations. He will basically leave, I think at like
(14:54):
seven or eight, goes and loads three cats and a
dog to his car and drives there. And sometimes he'll
get super tired and pull over on the side of
the road and sleep for like a couple of hours.
It is so dangerous and psychotic. Yeah, and I'm always like, cold,
you gotta quit doing that.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Like He's like, what else am I supposed to do?
Like okay, because they need a car while they're there.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
And I will always say get someone to watch your animals,
and he's like, you know how much you would be
And it's true. I mean he saves hundreds and hundreds
of dollars by doing it that way.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
It's crazy.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
The last time he did, though, his family car broke
down and they didn't have the car for like and
a half. Right after he got his second car finally,
after not only having one car for like a year
and a half. It's like, you are not meant to
have two cars, man, But he got that back now,
So wonder if they get three cats? So here's how
(15:49):
the story goes. They one was like dying allegedly so
opted too, and then the other one had a miraculous
recovery so that.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
They have three.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Now.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
I was gonna say, I really did. I thought that
they had to.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
His bed on our show is he has three cats
and a dog unless you're his landlord, and then he
has no animals.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Okay, just bit always, So it's just ongoing.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
He no human has more drama in their life than him.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
We're actually doing like a bed on our show tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
We're calling his wife because so I was like, oh
my god, there's this thing this weekend.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Twilight is doing.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
It's kind of like, so I've done this before with
the Minnesota Orchestra where I went to see Home Alone
and the orchestra plays the whole music to the movie.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
So cool.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Well, they have a different version of it this weekend
at one of the theaters. You go watch the first
Twilight movie and they have a rock band that plays
the music. And I was like, that'll be so cool. Well,
Colt and his wife like Twilight, so I was like, Colt,
you should take your wife to this for a date.
And he's like, oh, great, idea. Jenna doesn't like surprises,
so even though I was like, you should surprise her
(16:57):
with us, he told her the same day bought the tickets.
I'm like okay, and we bought these and he buy
these tickets like two three months ago, and I was like, well, god,
I want to go. So I booked tickets not sitting
next to them, and he brought up this week. He's like, yeah,
she invited friends, so it's not a date anymore. And
I was like, well, it's a concert. It's not like
you're going to be sitting next to each other. He's like, no, no,
(17:19):
the seats next to.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Us were available. Still, they bought the seats next to us,
so we're going to call.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Her and be like how Like he's going to be like,
I can't believe we turned our date into like a
group activity kind of thing, which I love one gens
on because she just rips them and roasts them and
it's glorious.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
But I'm going to go do that on Sunday. We're
hanging out.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Friday, we're doing like a little chili night meet you
and Tina. But Sunday, I'm going to the Twilight concert
that I've had tickets for for months.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
I love that. That's exciting. I like Twilight, so I
don't care how cringey it is. I also, it's just
funny how life works because I don't see Tina for
months and now I'm seeing her twice in one week.
That's too much, Tina, It's too much. She's she's listening
right now and she's be like, what the fun I hope? Well,
the good news is I'm seeing her Wednesday because we
(18:05):
watched Survivor together sometimes and usually we are dialed in
to the episode. Yeah, but she did invite me over
for a little pasta before her I'm going to be
the third wheeling with her and tea dog Trevor. I know,
so that'll be fun. But yeah, I'm excited. And also
we usually go to Falon's house for things, and now
because Fallon will be working Friday night, it works out
(18:26):
better to be at one of our places. Yeah, that's
some great host to sing from you. I mean, I'll
like vacuum and stuff. I would like you to wear.
Just an apron, that can be done. My mom did
get me this apron that was like really weird and
I don't know why I asked for it, but I
did specifically ask for it for Christmas. And it's like
(18:46):
of a I think I asked for like a dog
on an apron, and I think it's like a Corgie
the front of it. Is it long or short? It's
a she got it from like t move. It's really
fucking awful. It probably like barely even like the part
that should go sort of around your waist probably barely
goes around my waist because it's super small, so it's
(19:07):
gonna my full frontal too. Well, no, you'd see, No,
it will mostly cover No, we should cover that. It
should definitely cover that, Okay, And yeah I can, I
can definitely wear that. There was a woman at Boo
Bash and shout out to her because the trust she
had in these fucking nipple pasties and belts. She basically
(19:28):
had these two hearts over her nips. Yeah, and then
one skinny belt over the nipple pasties. Oh, and I
have no idea. So I was so consumed by the
amount of boobies, you know, and she was. She looked
fine as hell. And of course, you know, we do
our little costume contests and so we have all the
sexy people on stage, and I said, we got to
(19:50):
change it for next year because she should have won.
She came up, she did some fucking leg in the
air down to the splits torque things. Okay, she really
brought it. But then everyone cheered for the one dude.
Oh lame, Oh he fucking did. He was like Hulk Holgan. No,
is that right? Yeah? No, not Hulk Colgan is Hulk.
(20:13):
Now I'm thinking of why am I thinking of the
superhero that's like the Hulk, the Hulk? Okay, so it
is Hulk Hogan. I was kind of a wrestler that dies. Okay,
Oh he passed its, right, I forgot about that. Well,
he was like all he did was hold up the
fucking wrestling belt in the air when he came on
shirt over. No, he was already in like almost like
whitey tidy type things though, and like a crop tops
(20:37):
his shirt. Okay, lame. Anyways, I don't know where I
was going. I was thinking of boobs. You were distracted.
Last night.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
I went to a dance mom thing and talking about
all the small talk I've had to do. So of
course it was supposed to be a parent's only outing,
and so the moms and dads came, no kids, and
I knew what was going to happen. All moms can
do is talk about their kids, and I'm fine with
that to a degree, but I'm like, we are more
(21:06):
than just mothers, right, So, like this is supposed to
be us getting to know each other.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
So I did the most smooth transition ever. Yeah, I go.
Everyone just kept talking with their kids, and I was like,
does anyone read?
Speaker 2 (21:21):
They started laughing because it was the dumbest, weird question,
and they all do.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
They all were like, yeah, we reader listen to audio books.
And I was like, what have you liked lately?
Speaker 2 (21:31):
And so I was just like trying to change the
conversation for the kids, and then at one point, like then,
it started separating and the guys were down at one
At first we were all by our partners. Then it
started separating, and so I was like, let's listen to
what the guys are talking about really quickly. So I
made everyone get quiet and I listened. I heard Jake
go yeah, I'm pretty sure he was portraying him and that,
and then I heard the other guy go yeah, I
(21:52):
think it was the Rock, and I was like, of
course they're fucking and so I tell Jacobs I believe
it is.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
He still horned up for the Rock, is not as
I think he still would.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Yeah, So we start we're leaving, and I'm the first
one to leave our stand up and I go, we're
leaving Jake, and everyone laughs because I was like, I
don't you know, and so and then they got selfies
and stuff after I left, So whatever, it's fine.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
I'm not I wasn't left out. It's totally normal.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
So we go to leave and I'm telling Jake this
conversation and he goes. He starts dying laughing about the
book and like how the guy's clearly don't even and
he goes, he goes, it's so.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
True fall and he goes, I think.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
One dad goes, so, how long has your daughter been
at the dance place we go to And he's like, oh,
I think a couple of years. And he goes, and
immediately it went back to anything but our kids they
were till he's like, we couldn't have had a more
opposite experience, And I'm like, and I like talking about
all of them, like hearing about other people's experiences, and
like we have the conversation like when would we let
(22:46):
our kids get a phone? Because some of the moms
have like older daughters that are like ten and they're
already asking for it, and like Jake and I really
want Olive to wait until she's like fifteen or sixteen.
There's a whole book on it called like the Anxious Generation,
and it's a really good, like I listened to it
because I listened to audiobooks. It's really good if you're
kind of having this discussion. But they they said, you
(23:07):
know a lot of the moms are like it just
sucks because you know, they'll see two friends hanging out
and then they feel left out and they're so sad
because of social media, and like we didn't have that,
Like if your friends hung out without you, you didn't know,
And I go, I don't care about that as much
as I care about I think about myself and how
I wasn't overly popular with boys, and I am afraid
(23:30):
if I would have had access to something like Snapchat,
I would have done something that I regretted to gain
the attention of a boy. I don't know that I
would have, because I was pretty a pretty good rule follower.
But what if I like would have shown my boobs
or something, and like then they would have shown everyone
in the school and like things like that. I don't know,
(23:51):
And so I'm like, I care more about that aspect
of it than all of feeling left out, because I
think it's inevitable at some point you're going to feel
left out, and I think that's a that's actually a
valuable lesson you have to learn, and like society in general,
because even as an adult, I will see my adult
friends hang out without me and my feelings could get hurt,
you know. So I care more about the things that
(24:12):
could affect her long term with social media than maybe
like the feeling left out aspect.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
I agree with that, I don't see I think the
whole being left out thing. I do remember specifically finding
out my friend Katie Joe went to the Fanalac County
Fair with this girl Courtney, and she told me she
wasn't doing anything. And I don't know how I found out,
but I probably would were dumb and talked about it
or other people. No, like I found out when it
(24:40):
was happening, and I just remember being at my dad's
and being really upset and down about it. And I
didn't really understand that concept. And I will be honest,
I still to this day do not really understand the
concept of excluding people like I do not get it.
I have always been the person that invites everyone everywhere.
And it's weird because I feel like, even in my twenties,
(25:02):
I have friends who would like be like, Oh, we
should do this today, and then they wouldn't text me,
and then I'd see that they were out Sunday Funday,
yeah somewhere, and I'm like, what the fuck? Like it
just I don't really get that. I don't get the
exclusion thing. I just don't get it. It's weird to me.
I think like I always feel like I welcome everyone
to everything, but I would I do agree that, like
(25:25):
I would probably be twenty times as anxious of a
child had I had access to social media, because I
don't know, it's just like everything that's on there and
the comparisons you do, like it's still sad, like at
thirty five years old, the comparisons I do because like
social media.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
My stuff is has become less about I don't really
compare about physical stuff as much now, but now it's
like what someone has that I don't have, which is
I think that that'll never go away? Yeah, because I
have plenty, you know what I mean? So why am
I still comparing? You know what I realized I consider
(26:05):
to be like rich person status that I now want.
But a beverage fridge, not like one in your basement
or garage. I have one of them. I have a garage.
I'm never a basement. I'm never gonna go to the
basement to get a drink. Okay, fuck that, I'm not
walking on the stairs and back up. The beverages take
up so much real estate in my current fridge. So
I go to my friend Jen's house Friday. She has
(26:26):
a new built house beverage fridge I'm like, fuck, that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
I want one.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
I know the perfect place you could go on my kitchen.
I go to my neighbor's house for their little football
party Sunday. They have a fucking beverfridge. All of has
a birthday party Saturday beverage fridge. The little ones that
go like under the counter, I go about, I gotta
get a beverage fridge, and takes like, I fucking want
a beverage fridge. And I'm like, this is rich person status,
because what I mean by that is growing up, we
(26:51):
never had canned anything. We would a birthday party, you
get a two leader, Okay, kool Aid and water and milk.
All that were in my fridge. I think maybe a
couple of times that were festive. My mom might have
gotten the frozen orange juice concentrate you just add water
to and stir. But never did we have sodas or
(27:12):
the sparkling water wasn't popular then, and we and there's
no way, there's no way. So to me to have
unlimited sparkling beverages in a little refriger to me tells
me I have made it in life. So I want
a beverage fridge. Do you have space in your kitchen
to do that perfect spot for it. Oh, you do
right under when you walk into my kitchen to the right,
(27:34):
if you're went through the garage, there's the counter that
I have the coffee machine on right underneath that pop
out the two cabinets. I got plenty of storage in there,
so I'm not like losing a ton of storage.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Are you going to do first? You're already emailed.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
I already emailed Warner Stallion, of course, to see if
I can partnership.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Yeah. I was going to ask you, are you going
to fix it that? You're a stere railings they're.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Painted, they're painted. I got that painted. So I am
at a comfortable spot with that now.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Okay, so I will average bridge and that you want
in the fridge first before you fix some This fridge
is next. But I have like a list of twenty
other things on my list. I don't think I've noticed
that in too many people's houses, but I probably didn't
notice it in my rich friend's houses growing up. I'm
sure they had it. Oh, no one had it like they.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
The rich beverage fridge when you're growing up was one
where they had an extra fridge like in their garage
or basement.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Yeah, I don't know. I really don't remember, because I
did have some very very wealthy friends who like, honestly,
I was like so poor compared to all of my friends.
They all had like crazy nice houses. But my sister
did put a beverage fridge in her last house that
they redid, the lake house they had, and now I
know that they're going to have one, and they have
(28:46):
one actually right now. That's just like out in the open. Yeah,
And so they do have a beverage fridge. It's just
like not cutesy integrated into the kitchen at the moment.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
But they're redoing their kitchen right now. That's fancy living.
In my opinion, I'm excited.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Tell you they are not fancy living. Well, you've seen
their house, Love you, Rachel. You'll probably never listen to this.
But my sister basically moved into their house like five
years ago and immediately started tearing it up. And it's
still like that, yeah, about five years later, because they've
accomplished a lot, but she has they put an addition on,
so like all of that is done, but they ripped
(29:20):
up like the carpet in the main living room and
kitchen areas and knocked down these walls like years and
years ago. And that woman just takes on too many things. Yeah,
and she's got two little kids and it's a lot. Yeah,
it is a lot. So I will not be doing
the Jenny Jenny Rachel, do you want to come in?
I could borrow my friend Sasol. I'm pretty bad at
(29:42):
it still, Like basically knee jerks me back and I fell,
and it kicks in sometimes and sometimes you're just trying
to get hurt at my house. So I have to
like give you money. I'm on to you. Nothing that
I do is OSHA approved, Like not a single thing.
I usually do things barefoot. You don't say you know,
usually do things bare's also never once reached out for
(30:03):
a city permit for anything she's done in your house.
I have talked to friends who have done things to
their investment properties and I said, do I need a
permit for any of this stuff? And they're like, no,
you're not. The removing of cabinets. No, right, that's the
only intense thing that I've done. And I did specifically
ask after I had already done it. I was like, shit,
was I supposed to get a permit for that, and
(30:24):
he was like no, and he explained why, and so
I'm like, okay, good. So I think I'm good. Yeah,
I think you're fine, But yolo with my fucking bare
feet out of what craig all of that good stuff.
I did give myself a sliver the other day while
I was fucking picking leaves off of my deck, I
like went in for it, hit the wood and it
was so deep in there I wish well. I guess see,
(30:47):
I can't make those sexual jokes anymore because for a while,
you know, I was on here horned up, like why
are you implying that I can't say that. It's not
like I haven't gotten any action. It'd be like silly
for you to assume I've seen someone and I'm not,
like is exclusive. I mean, I think knowing me and
knowing who I am as a person, you probably have
(31:08):
guessed I've I don't know when I think he listens
to this podcast. I don't know. I really give them
some tips on what you like. Go ahead, do you remember, Yeah,
she likes riding your face? Yeah, like very much. So honestly,
you just put on some goggles and fucking okay, well,
(31:28):
I'm not a fucking poor an actress that's squirting all
over the place. My god, but open and want me?
Do they or sometimes she just did death? She just did?
Was it called death week? Hell week week? Her legs
be hurting, bro.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
So I don't know what you're doing, but I'm just saying,
let's let's keep this in mind. She finishes first, then
you finish. And with that, blessings, Thanks for listening.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Thank you for the tips, And I think that that
can go to many other people out there besides my Exactly.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
I've had this full conversation with my friends when we
were in Indiana for the bachelorette party for my friend Abby,
and I'm like, this is TMI, but I have never
in my life come like like had my full.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Completion from sex.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Very few girls do so just because, like I've said
this before, I'm like, just because I saw him, I'm
having a good time during it. I am let us
not forget that that has probably not completed. Me and
my friend Heidie's like, oh man, I get off doing anything.
I'm like, fuck you, Heidi, congratulations. There's always one in
the is one. There's always one, but it was one
in four none of the other three. That none of
(32:41):
the other three get off that way. So just keep
that in mind, gentlemen, Okay.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Please please do because and also, yes, like vallin Jo said,
just because it sounds like someone's enjoying it, yes they
probably are. But you will know the difference, at least
with me. You will know the difference of any sh south,
So you have to keep that in mind. My god, well,
no nobody wants that sex with me that I encourage.
(33:09):
The goggles have a good week.
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