September 2, 2025 • 30 mins
Falen and Jenny discuss the state fair, Jenny's trip to Michigan, Falen's pervy dm and the disgusting thing her dog, Frank does and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We're back and we are. Would you say you're well rested, No,
I am so tired. I had a really tired, I
felt a good recharge weekend, and it made me realize
how that one extra day genuinely makes a huge difference,
because since I don't get off until like Friday night,
like I only feel like I have like a day
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and a half, and so the adding the Monday in
there was a game changer.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
But it felt so weird.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Yesterday it was a beautiful day on the boat and
I was like, it really does feel like the last
day of summer. It just felt like it. Yeah, and
then we get up this morning to take all of
the start kindergarten. It was like cloudy and rainy and
felt like fall weather.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I'm like, cheez wild.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
It's crazy. I guess this is technically coming out today
because usually we recorded it day ahad of time. But yeah,
I was excited because I had bought this long sleeve
shirt as a little souvenir over the weekend and I
was like, oh, maybe I can wear it into work already,
but it's still a little bit warm, but tomorrow I
was about to change. So I'm I'm excited. Although I do.
I did have a really fun summer, and I know
(01:01):
it's not technically done because I think the last day
summer summer in September. But I had like a really
really fun summer that I was actually hyped for summer
and sad to see it go. Whereas like previous summers,
I feel like it was just like hot and just
filled with like work events or something, and I think
this one was a good variety of things for me.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Yeah, I really the lot of rain this summer. I
feel like we did a decent amount too. And I
don't know. I'm like, I love fall. So if we
get like a little if summer ends a little early weatherwise,
but we get like a little extension of fall, I
will not be upset because I'm a fall person and
it's such a short season here in Minnesota that it
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triggers me. I need to live somewhere where there's a
better fall season. Where do you I feel like you
might get that. I don't know, because I don't know
when the snow starts.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
But I don't either. It is still short in terms
of like the leaves obviously changing, that's still short. Like
everywhere it doesn't last that long. But the weather, though,
I'm i once again, like every year around fall time,
I want to just like be up around the North
Shore play much every weekend, and with the camper van. Obviously,
I have the luxury of doing that if I want to. However,
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once again, I just have the next month as booked
for me.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Yeah, me too.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
I think October tenth. This is the first weekend I
have opened, which is like going to be like as
everything's starting to be past peak pretty much, but I'm
still going to probably take advantage of that. So I
did head up to the Up though this past weekend,
and I've gone up to Mount Bohemia and the Up
for snowboarding, but I've never been anywhere else, and it
was wintertime, so I was excited to see it. And
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I just have seen so many pictures of Lake Superior
up there, and man, is it the most beautiful blues
and greens and so many sandy beaches. It really feels
like I'm on the West Coast. I don't know. I
haven't gone to the East Coast very much, so I
can't compare it to that, but it felt so much
like the West Coast.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
It was in the water at all, I is it
too cold.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
No, it actually wasn't bad at all. It was a
pretty decent temperature, which Lake Superior is known to be
so cold because of how deep it is and huge
and whatever, But it was pretty decent. There was one
area that people do cliff jumping, and I had kind
of explored the area, but I didn't bring my swimsuit
at that time because it was kind of later in
the day at that point, and so I watched a
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few people cliff jump and I thought maybe the next
morning I would like get up and do it before
I was going to my next spot. But it was
really cold that morning, and I'm like, am I doing
this because I want to? Or am I doing it
because I take a video of me with my GoPro
jumping off a cliff right right? And I like, I
have to make sure I'm balancing those moments, because I
do think that I do certain things on trips for content,
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and I have to be better at actually enjoying a trip,
because you know, I do the blog and we all
do social media and stuff. So yeah, but it's it's beautiful.
I will, however, have blogs up of things to do
up there, and I'll have that up in the next
week and then yeah, I went to Macana Island.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
And you recommend it.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
It is so much fun, Like there's just something for
everyone there, kids, families. I saw groups that were probably
in their twenties of couples that were hanging out. They
had gotten drunk the night before and know all about
it because they were behind me in line at a place. Yeah, yeah,
I just I do. I so many couples were there.
There was a wedding going on, so I saw the
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bride and groom taking pictures. It was just so beautiful.
And if you don't know this about mcnaw Island, there's
no vehicles on the island. You can only ferry over,
so you either bike, walk, you can ride on a horse.
I don't really get down with like horse carriages. I
just get very sad seeing the horses, so that's not
my thing. But it's just a very peaceful. It wasn't
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very peaceful when I was there because it was Sunday
of Labor Day weekend, so it was crazy busy. Yeah,
but once we got because we did runt bikes and
it's eight point two miles around the whole island, so
we rode around the whole island and a very like
leisurely ride, which made me realize that like everything I
do in life is too fast paced. Yep, every single
fucking thing, because if I go out on my bike,
(05:03):
I'm doing it because I want to like bike fast
and like get a workout in. Like I never just
go out and do things half the time to enjoy
them in a chill way. No, So it was nice
to just really bike slow and allow people to pass
me and not get contracted that they're passing me. Yeah.
But once, yeah, once you get away from like the
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main area of shops and hotels and stuff, it's just
so peaceful. And even though it was really busy, which
is like my least favorite thing about traveling, if I
go to a very touristy area, I didn't mind it
because there's still just like enough to do. I mean,
definitely go and tour the Grand Hotel if you ever go,
and I mean we did it within a day. It's
very expensive to stay on the island, so we ferried
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over on a ferry at ten and we took the
ferry back so ten am, took it back at six
forty five pm, and we were capable of pretty much
going into every shop. We toured the hotel. We walked
there from like the main road, which is very far
it's like I don't know, maybe a mile, and then
did the biking, went to a coffee shop. I don't know,
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I went to dinner. I feel like we did everything
that you can kind of like hopefully do. But there's
so many other things, Like there's parks you can hang
out at. There's put putt, like so beautiful, but the
whole island smells like shit though. Oh from the horses
oh clearly.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
It's like the amount of videos and photos I had
where I was like, oh, this is such a good photo.
Oh wait there's horseship. Oh god, Okay, I'm like so
and like fun biking ones because like some of the
carriage rides, I don't think they go all the way
around the island, but there's definitely some areas and I
think you can just like go horseback riding too, And
(06:45):
so I would be like taking a video so hyped
and look back at it and I'm like it's so cute.
No it's not. There's a fucking trail of horseshit.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Maybe you can have AI removed the horseship from your
video to use. Colt is from Michigan, so he was excited.
He's from the Traverse City yet, which is very beautiful.
So when he goes back to visit family or his
wife's family, I do think like I'm like, oh my gosh,
the water looks so beautiful there. And Jake's family used
to have a house there on Torch Lake. I believe
(07:13):
it was. I don't know it's Torch or torch Light,
but I think it's Torch Lake. And he dreams of
going back there for like our family to do a
vacation because when his family sold their house, it was
like sad because everyone would come there for a summer
trip and then they moved to Portland. So he has
fond memories of that area.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
So I'm like, yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Mean, I don't know why we haven't been to Michigan
before a couple of years ago. The first one, I
went to Dor County with my girlfriend's Abby and Heidi.
We were between Michigan or Door County, and we only
chose Door County because it was a shorter drive for
them to make because I'm pretty maature.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Where we go, they drive and I fly in and
meet them.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
So we usually try to pick things that are driving
distance from southern Indiana, but Mackinaw Island was on our
list because we thought that it was like cool, Yeah,
there were no cars and things like that about it.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Yeah you will, I think you would like it. I
mean I would not recommend going Labor Day weekend. I
would say, yeah, probably not. I think most weekends in
the summer are probably busy no matter what.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Well, because that's the only time they're open. So yeah,
I mean I get it, so.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
You're most likely not going to deal with crowds. But
someone did message me and said that basically, once it
starts to get dark out, the city just becomes like
so much more chill, and all you hear is like
the clack of horse feet like hitting the ground and stuff.
So I don't know, it was so much fun. But
one thing I realized is that I have become I've
(08:35):
always been very independent, and I know that, like my
ex said that even about me, and now I think
I'm like hyper independent and it's kind of, honestly, maybe
a red flag to people, because there is like a
part of me that just like I don't want to
be around people very often anymore. Not I shouldn't say anymore.
(08:55):
I like to be very social, but and within my
own limits. Because on this trip, the first day and
a half, I was by myself and then my younger
sister met me up there. She drove from my hometown
in Wisconsin, and when she got there, I was kind
of like, oh, I kind of wish I was like
still alone, and it has nothing to do with her.
It was just like I really enjoy being alone. And
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I think what I've realized is that I'm always concerned
about everyone around me having a good time, or like
if I'm annoying because I want to take these extra
pictures and when no one else is around, I have
nobody else to worry about it. And it's the same
with like now living in a house by myself. I
feel like I feel like it's more of my home
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now because I can do whatever I want with it.
It's as clean as I want it to be, which
is very clean. I'm never stressed because something's left out
that isn't mine, you know what I mean. And I'm like, fuck,
am I going to become so independent that I just
will never want to be in a relationship again?
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Yeah? I don't.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
I mean I don't think so so. But I think
that'll probably honestly make you healthier in future relationships where
you like, well, you were like this in your last
relationship too. It's not like you were so codependent. You
were you still both went did your own separate individual things. Yeah,
but I don't think it'll be a bad thing. I
think it'll be good. I think when you live on
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your own, even like when you go from being having
a roommate situation that you live on your own, live
on your own, you start worrying, oh God, am I
going to be a love with someone again because you
hated all the things your roommate did. And then but
I think you know, you find someone and like just
the same as before. You had a partner before and
they did certain things that drove you nuts in your house,
and then that you figured out how to live with
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it and compromise. I think you just would figure that
out again. But I would say, like, not just those things.
I think our job in general does that a little
bit too, with because I'm a pretty independent person myself.
But I think that through this job, I've become more introverted,
and people are always We've talked about that a million times.
(11:04):
People are very surprised about that. But I feel like,
I mean, I was like the class clown, and I
still like can turn it on. But even like this weekend,
Jake was like, Oh, one of all of his friends
dads texted, they're over on this bay. Let's go tie
up with them and let the kids hand. I go, Jake,
I just spent seven days at the State Fair doing
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basically like a four hour meet greet every single day,
and I was like, and I love, like, there is
no other experience where we get to meet that many people.
But can we not go tie up with people I
don't know where I have to make small talk for
two hours?
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Can we just not? He goes Yep, totally.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
And I do think that like part of the job
of being normal, people don't get exposed to as many
people as we do every day. So I do think
there's a little bit of that too, where like that
alone time is like your recharge time too.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Yeah. I think that that's very true because if I
I know that, I would not survive working a job
where I'm working from home and not having human interaction
very often. Like I know a lot of people who
work from home. They'll be on zoom meetings all day.
So maybe that would like keep me contained or something
if I had a job like that. But I know
that I need that human interaction. But I also am like, man,
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I just when I travel. Now that I've done it
solo with the van this past summer, I just have
been loving it so much, and I thought about what
I'm going to do with the rest of my vacation
for the year, and what you do. I don't know yet,
because I, like you said, you did think about it. No,
I have been thinking about it. And at first I
was like, well, of course I want to like do
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something with the van. I don't know what I'll do
in the winter with the van, if anything, truly, because
there's nothing super close driving distance that isn't like winter weather.
And so I thought, well, I don't think I'm going
to want to do that long of a van trip
by myself, Like if I were to drive out to
the West Coast, that's like so much striving to do
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bah myself. Like the longest I've done is to the
Black Hills and that was like nine hours I think,
and that was really hard, honestly, So I don't know.
I don't know what I'm gonna do yet, But I
do think that I actually would vibe doing a trip
by myself for like a week if I did it slowly. Yeah,
it's just the driving part that's like hard for me.
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But at first I was like, eh, I'm probably only
going to use the van for like weekend trip now
that it's just me. But we'll see. I did have
to one funny story. I had to yell at my
younger sister okay, yeah, because she met you out there, yes,
and we're having dinner at this place is called Pink
Pony on MCANA. I saw you post about yeah being
Pink Pony, and you know, everyone's hyped about it because
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they're like, oh my god, the bank. Yeah, And we're
getting ready to go and she I thought she was
ready and she's like, no, I still have part of
my drink left. And I was like, okay. She's like, yeah,
I want to drink it the rest of it so
I can take the glass. And I go, no, you
will not be doing that. She's like yeah, and I go,
we are not twenty one years old. Yeah, my younger sister,
(14:07):
she's younger, but she's like four years younger than can
you buy them in the gift shop. I'm sure you could.
Yeah we didn't. I don't know if we looked, but
I'm there were Pink Pony shops all over the strip,
not just like associated with that location. There was like
another shop down the way, so trust me, I'm sure
there was plenty. Yeah, And she looked at me, and
I think she thought that I was going to be
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so down for it, and I go, yeah, maybe twenty
one year old Jenny was, but we are too old,
yeah at this point to be stealing a glass just
because it says Pink Pony. And she's like moving in
to her own apartment soon, shout out, Katie if you're
listening right now. So I feel like she was great.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Now she has to go buy glasses, Jenny because didn't
let her stock out.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Oh gosh, you learn that when you live alone, you
really don't need that many dishware that much to swear
because I never use my glasses. I like, if I
drink anything, I always drink out of some kind of
like like they're odd Stanley, not a Stanley. What is
I don't know what this is, but what do I have? Yeah?
I have a hydroflask. But then I use this other thing,
this big water bottle.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
That's why I can't remember shit. I remember shit like
that for you? And why is that in my head?
I need that gun. I don't need to remember that
you use a hydroflask, Jenny. I need to remember who.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
My husband's birthday is. Okay, when is it August tenth?
Thank you for asking.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
I'm glad you remembered.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
I have to peece so bad.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
I just want you to know I'm gonna hold it,
but I we have like fifteen more minutes and I
may bleed out of my eyes at some point.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Oh my gosh. If you have to go, we can
pause the podcast.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
No, I want to share I did send it to you,
but I do also want to share that Jenny may
receive some dms hitting on her, but I also receive them.
And this is the one that I received recently from
a man named Danny.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Period, you got snap question mark you're so fine? Period
and all I this is another message, and all I
do I win dot when dot when dot no matter
what dot dot dot new message. So if you have
a sister, I'm down to smiley face. So I'd like
you to know that I am also getting dim young freaks.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Yeah, girl.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
I showed Jake and.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
He was like, book that guy look at it because
he's his picture is him hiking and he has a
tank top on. So he was pissed about that. I
think he wanted him to be Is he attractive?
Speaker 2 (16:23):
I can't tell it.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
He wouldn't be my type anyway, because there's only one
type for me, and that is Jake Gottler everybody.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
So I love what you did there.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
It's true.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Also, I did have one other thing that I took
as a note that I wanted to bring up that
Jake yelled at me last night and told me not
to search on chat GPT because I don't I should
not have that in my search history when the robots
take over, and I said, I'm still searching it. My dog,
Frank is fucking disgusting. He I've never seen a dog
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with this, forper I don't have a boy dog and
not talk about humping.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
I know boy dogs hump, even some girl dogs do.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Frank fully blows himself. Oh my god, I've never seen
anything like it before. He like uses his mouth to
full on masturbate himself. I'll see It'll be like crazy
fast motion and he is blowing himself and I'm like,
what the fuck? And Jake's like, trust me, that dog
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is fucking weird. He's like I've I'm like, but have
you had boy dogs and stuff? And he's like he's
like found. I am telling you, I have never seen
anything like it in my life. And He's like, he
is the weirdest dog of all time. And then last
night I caught him and I yelled at him and
his nasty little pink rocket was out and I don't
I've never really seen that in person, like even when
he humps Dolly, but like I've seen him ump Dolly completion,
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because he'll humper and then start licking himself and there
might be something left.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Behind on her.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
So I had to Initially back in the day, I
looked up like do dogs still release and stuff? When
there's there he's neutered.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
And Jake's like, last night.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
I wouldn't even be surprised if somehow they accidentally skipped
him and he didn't get into it. I'm like, really,
He's like no, And I was like, okay, because we
should look into that, but he full on blows it.
What the fuck does anyone else dog on earth do this.
It's not like a lick, guys, it's not like a
lick and cleaning myself. He is his mouth is round
around it. He well, Jake says, who Jake isn't called
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blow He says his mouth sucks himself.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
But I'm like, I do not call it that. But
still it is disturbing, that's all.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
That's it's really disturbing. And I bet and I bet
you there's guys out there that are jealous of Frank.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
I'm sure they are.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Have you ever had that conversation with Jake before?
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Like, if he could, he would probably I probably have
made a joke about it.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
He po was like, I don't know, I don't remember,
but probably.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Any guy I have ever brought that up to or
it's randomly come up in conversation, don't ask me why.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
They like, I'd never leave home if I could. Yeah, thing, yeah,
much like they absolutely would do it. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
But speaking of giving blowjobs, I gave one to a
Pronto pop at the fair on Thursday, and I posted
a photo of myself giving one. No, I'm just kidding.
I posted a photo.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Normal.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Yeah, of course it looks sexual because it's a phallic
looking item and it's in my mouth. Yeah, And so
I post this photo and I just really love that
people know our relationship because every single person practically was like,
I can't wait to hear what Fallon has to say
about this one.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
I didn't say anything for that one. I did for
the shower And did you see the people commenting back
what you showed how to use your shower? And I said,
I don't think I completely get it. It'd be best
if you actually took a shower so I could understand.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
And then another a guy commented is like, I agree, I.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Don't completely get it either, if you could demonstrate, And
so it was funny there were people doing that, but
we did a lot of people come up to you
said it to you as well at the State Fair,
saying that they listened to our podcast, which was so nice,
thank you for that. But it was so funny because
Colt just stands there and he's like.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
He's like, wait till you get stuck in the studio
with him when they're chatting. He's like, look, I'm not
even in the room. He's like, they're disgusting, and he
he just was like and he kept being like when
people would comment on the video that we made the
Peach video.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
He's like, yeah, they made me record them doing that.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
I'm like, col he does get so uncomfortable that, like
one time we had him on the podcast.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
He's just like, I don't know what to do or say.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Yeah, Colt has got a no, I don't. He doesn't
need to do anything. He can be uncomfortable if you want.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
I actually what it is.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
I actually respect that he's not a typical pervy dude, you.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Know, right, like, go for it. But fall and I
aren't going to stop ourselves.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
No, we're not.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
I did text Fallin something. I don't know what day
it was, it doesn't matter. But over the weekend I
texted her or something a picture of something. And you
don't want me to say what the picture was, No,
I won't, but it was a very attractive something in
the photo. And Fallon and I literally before either of
us even hit sent, we both basically said the exact
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same thing to each other about the attractive thing in
the photo. Yeah, And I'm like, God, we just know
each other, so we do.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Well like well, but also I have had with you
in the past couple of years.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Also really horrible.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Timing with my texting, where like Jenny will be riding
out the saddest message about something really depressing and we
hit sin at the same time in mind and be
like I just shipped my pants and Jennie's will be
like this heartbreaking message and I'll be like, and then
I'm really text that that was poorly tough.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Genny will laugh.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
But I've done that to where like probably four times
it does.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
It's like part of me that I think I've even
hold back responding to certain things because I'll see your
little bubbles going and.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Let her get her discusso off first. But yeah, I.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Don't because me Allan always does this thing too, where
like I know when she's having a day during the
afternoon show where she's just kind of on one because
out of nowhere, I get a text at like four
pm from her and it's like, you haven't sent a Well,
it makes sense why you have. So I was like, well,
you haven't sent me out. You're sucking her fucking lately.
That makes sense why we hold it back.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
I'll save that for when you're sucking and again, well,
I guess I can out that you're sucking corn dogs.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
I don't know, but yeah, she'll just send me things
out of nowhere, and it's just the most random shit.
I don't even know an example, but I'm always like,
she's on one today.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Yeah, and then half the time I'll be napping and
I don't respond for like three hours, and then at
that point she's over it, so she doesn't respond.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
I know, don't text me now, I don't care. You
fucking took a two hours.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Now, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Then, oh my god, I ask you one of the
most disgusting questions I've ever heard in my life. Yeah,
and I sotold this from some random personal this is
the one you're asking me today. Do you think you
could wipe the poop in your butt with more poop?
And how many days or hours would it take to
be fully clean? What do you mean wipe the poop
in your butt with more poop? What does that mean?
(23:03):
So you have like a piece of boom, I'm holding
a turd, and in order to clean yourself after you
just poop, you have to use that turn to clean
your Why is this?
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Where did this ever come from?
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Because so I'm a random guy started popping up on
my on my TikTok algorithm, which you need.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
To get you need to get help all my all
fancy cakes and a samurai turn pretty and this is
what you're He's like a.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
Gym guy who just like fucks with those gym partners constantly,
and they're like in the middle of a set and
then he asks like really random ship and this question
comes up and I'm and people are like, what kind
of fucking question is that? His answer is like what
I'm asking yea. So I was like, I'm gonna ask
me on this because it's so do.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
I think I could? And how long would it take?
Speaker 3 (23:53):
It would ever work for me? And I'll tell you why.
So you're thinking about solid, yes.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
I would just like never know when it needs hearing.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Never solid.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
It's just that the consistency, Jenny, don't you question some
haven't you questioned at this point that some guys I
don't listen? Okay, good, I'm not kually out of here,
because that is something they need to get used to you.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
In my quote unquote new era is like I'm going
to be fully mean no matter what, Like, yeah, am
I gonna hold back my toots for a little bit
when I date? When you're so kind. I'll try put
like no promises.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Honestly, I don't do a ton of poop talk, but
I do have two stories.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Really quick, I can tell you.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Okay, two days ago, I'm in the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
It's one of those where you go and it just
sounds immediately explosive, and I heard Dylan go, God, so
you must have just come up the stee ride that moment,
I felt so bad. Number two, I go in Jake's office,
I bend over, I'm moon him. Dylan comes up the
stairs at that exact moment I luckily pulled my I
was like, oh my god, Dylan almost just ruined your life.
(24:56):
Like I didn't realize he was, I don't know, up
a media late. So later that day I'm on from work.
Jake has pink eye. Jake claimed it was from me
mooning him because he said it was so toxic, and
I was like, you're such a dick. He ended up
not by the way, being actual pink eye, but it
was like two days before his sister's wedding, which just
(25:18):
made me laugh because he was doing the like he
was the efficient, efficient efficiant, and I was like, you
would have fucking pink eye for that, but he ended
up clearing itself all luckily, but he tried to blame
my moaning on that. I was like, Okay, poor Dylan,
just been through it the past week.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Did I Did we even talk about your sister in
last Budday?
Speaker 2 (25:38):
And so yeah?
Speaker 3 (25:39):
Either, I mean I think maybe.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Well it was last weekend, so no we didn't.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
Yeah, so you had that too, well two weekends ago, now, yes,
and it was hosted at your house.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
It was a.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Wild turn of events because we were hosting it at
our house and it had been like the most perfect weather,
but of course that day got super windy and we're
like setting up stuff down and Dylan's like, there's a
cat in our yard. A cat showed up at our
house and I was like, you can tell this is
not like a wild cat, Like this is someone's cat.
You could see where there was a collar, and I
was like, I'm not just going to leave it out here. Well,
(26:11):
of course it's like a Saturday, our vets closing, and
I was like, I'm not going to.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Leave it out.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
We live near a road.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
So we took the cat into our basement bathroom and
I'm like stressing the f out posting everywhere, next door
app everything. Anyway, the owners come and get it. They
luckily very quickly found the owners all set there. But
then we yeah, hosted the wedding down by the lake
and it was beautiful and wonderful. The wind finally simmered down.
It kind of was like cloudy and truly for like
(26:40):
their three minute ceremony, the sun came out and it
was really nice. So yeah, Hannah and Charlie, congrats to them.
And it was funny because you know, Hannah is one
of those people that she just does stuff for people
all the time. She's just one of those people that
if you need something, Hannah will take care of it.
And she's a very very giving person. And I don't
(27:02):
I think she like she tries to hide her emotions.
I think like she's you know, I don't know why
she does it.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
She doesn't want to burden people with her mind. I
think that's part of it.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
But also like she sometimes I fear like she doesn't
allow herself to be Oh, she's outworthy happy. Yeah, And
I think she was like she didn't want like a
big wedding. She didn't want this thing, but Charlie wanted.
I think a little bit more, But I think deep
down she did want it, she just like could not
admit it. I don't think she wanted a grand thing
by any means. But Charlie wrote vows and she was like,
(27:34):
oh God, like I didn't know we were doing that.
So and then I could tell it just meant a
lot to her, like the things he said, and it
was very sweet and you could barely hear him because
the wind is going and he's soft spoken anyway. But
then she's like, you know, she's a She's emotional in
that she.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Will tear up very easily. Every things.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
We laugh, like we'll go to a school play and
she'll start crying because Dylan walks on the stage and
we laugh. But I just I'm happy for and I
want her to be happy. And she was a beautiful bride,
and of course she's like, I don't need photos or anything.
We're like, we're gonna take photos, like Jake and Dylan
have nice cameras, and it was just really nice. I
think she was probably happy with it because it felt
(28:10):
pretty casual, and I was happy with it because people
got out by the time it turned dark. Jake's uncle
used to be a pastor and he's like you want
He's like found when you want these people out here.
He's from Indiana, so it has a Southern accent too,
and I go, it is now work, and you know
we're joking around. He's like, he goes, well, I'll tell
you what I used to say. Say, Well, we're gonna
start packing up. You can either help or you can
(28:32):
get on the road. And so he brought his big
ass truck down, drove it down and just started loone and.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
He's like, I got you covered.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Girl was like whoa. I was like hell yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
So we're like lone things and it worked out perfectly,
perfect timing. Everyone had a great time, great food, family fun.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
All you get asked for it. Yeah, so that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
It was very exciting and now all of started kindergarten today.
Dylan starts senior year tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Crazy.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
I didn't cry. Everyone kept been like, were you emotional?
It wasn't.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
I think it's because it was so much like preschool
I was. I think it was a little bit more
emotional last year when she started preschool. But the sweetest
thing happened. Two things. I took a photo. She's like,
doesn't like getting a photo with Jake. I don't know
why she prefers him to me, but that's the one
thing she draws the line on.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
I took a photo.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
I look back later, there's a rainbow in the background,
and I posted. I was like, I didn't even see that,
like it's so special. And then someone else is like,
it's a double rainbow and I didn't see there was
like a double rainbow, and I was like, that's so sweet.
So anyway, kindergartener senior year crazy, I know, and I
have been able to hold my bladder and now we're.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
Getting close to time. Yeah, okay, is there anything else.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
You want to report on?
Speaker 3 (29:37):
Well, I have an entire list of things that I
keep in my little notes section, and it looks as
though I don't have anything left. The other thing I
have left, it's a topic for a different time. I
think it takes too much time.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Where I thought you were maybe gonna fart the alphabet
or something, but no, okay, great, that will take too
much tall rough, especially now I know how loose your
bowels off there. It is all right, Well, thanks for
hanging out with us. So we took a week off,
and we love you and
Speaker 3 (30:12):
We'll see you next week, and that's right.
We're back and we are. Would you say you're well rested, No,
I am so tired. I had a really tired, I
felt a good recharge weekend, and it made me realize
how that one extra day genuinely makes a huge difference,
because since I don't get off until like Friday night,
like I only feel like I have like a day
(00:20):
and a half, and so the adding the Monday in
there was a game changer.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
But it felt so weird.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Yesterday it was a beautiful day on the boat and
I was like, it really does feel like the last
day of summer. It just felt like it. Yeah, and
then we get up this morning to take all of
the start kindergarten. It was like cloudy and rainy and
felt like fall weather.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I'm like, cheez wild.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
It's crazy. I guess this is technically coming out today
because usually we recorded it day ahad of time. But yeah,
I was excited because I had bought this long sleeve
shirt as a little souvenir over the weekend and I
was like, oh, maybe I can wear it into work already,
but it's still a little bit warm, but tomorrow I
was about to change. So I'm I'm excited. Although I do.
I did have a really fun summer, and I know
(01:01):
it's not technically done because I think the last day
summer summer in September. But I had like a really
really fun summer that I was actually hyped for summer
and sad to see it go. Whereas like previous summers,
I feel like it was just like hot and just
filled with like work events or something, and I think
this one was a good variety of things for me.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Yeah, I really the lot of rain this summer. I
feel like we did a decent amount too. And I
don't know. I'm like, I love fall. So if we
get like a little if summer ends a little early weatherwise,
but we get like a little extension of fall, I
will not be upset because I'm a fall person and
it's such a short season here in Minnesota that it
(01:42):
triggers me. I need to live somewhere where there's a
better fall season. Where do you I feel like you
might get that. I don't know, because I don't know
when the snow starts.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
But I don't either. It is still short in terms
of like the leaves obviously changing, that's still short. Like
everywhere it doesn't last that long. But the weather, though,
I'm i once again, like every year around fall time,
I want to just like be up around the North
Shore play much every weekend, and with the camper van. Obviously,
I have the luxury of doing that if I want to. However,
(02:11):
once again, I just have the next month as booked
for me.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Yeah, me too.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
I think October tenth. This is the first weekend I
have opened, which is like going to be like as
everything's starting to be past peak pretty much, but I'm
still going to probably take advantage of that. So I
did head up to the Up though this past weekend,
and I've gone up to Mount Bohemia and the Up
for snowboarding, but I've never been anywhere else, and it
was wintertime, so I was excited to see it. And
(02:37):
I just have seen so many pictures of Lake Superior
up there, and man, is it the most beautiful blues
and greens and so many sandy beaches. It really feels
like I'm on the West Coast. I don't know. I
haven't gone to the East Coast very much, so I
can't compare it to that, but it felt so much
like the West Coast.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
It was in the water at all, I is it
too cold.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
No, it actually wasn't bad at all. It was a
pretty decent temperature, which Lake Superior is known to be
so cold because of how deep it is and huge
and whatever, But it was pretty decent. There was one
area that people do cliff jumping, and I had kind
of explored the area, but I didn't bring my swimsuit
at that time because it was kind of later in
the day at that point, and so I watched a
(03:17):
few people cliff jump and I thought maybe the next
morning I would like get up and do it before
I was going to my next spot. But it was
really cold that morning, and I'm like, am I doing
this because I want to? Or am I doing it
because I take a video of me with my GoPro
jumping off a cliff right right? And I like, I
have to make sure I'm balancing those moments, because I
do think that I do certain things on trips for content,
(03:39):
and I have to be better at actually enjoying a trip,
because you know, I do the blog and we all
do social media and stuff. So yeah, but it's it's beautiful.
I will, however, have blogs up of things to do
up there, and I'll have that up in the next
week and then yeah, I went to Macana Island.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
And you recommend it.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
It is so much fun, Like there's just something for
everyone there, kids, families. I saw groups that were probably
in their twenties of couples that were hanging out. They
had gotten drunk the night before and know all about
it because they were behind me in line at a place. Yeah, yeah,
I just I do. I so many couples were there.
There was a wedding going on, so I saw the
(04:21):
bride and groom taking pictures. It was just so beautiful.
And if you don't know this about mcnaw Island, there's
no vehicles on the island. You can only ferry over,
so you either bike, walk, you can ride on a horse.
I don't really get down with like horse carriages. I
just get very sad seeing the horses, so that's not
my thing. But it's just a very peaceful. It wasn't
(04:41):
very peaceful when I was there because it was Sunday
of Labor Day weekend, so it was crazy busy. Yeah,
but once we got because we did runt bikes and
it's eight point two miles around the whole island, so
we rode around the whole island and a very like
leisurely ride, which made me realize that like everything I
do in life is too fast paced. Yep, every single
fucking thing, because if I go out on my bike,
(05:03):
I'm doing it because I want to like bike fast
and like get a workout in. Like I never just
go out and do things half the time to enjoy
them in a chill way. No, So it was nice
to just really bike slow and allow people to pass
me and not get contracted that they're passing me. Yeah.
But once, yeah, once you get away from like the
(05:23):
main area of shops and hotels and stuff, it's just
so peaceful. And even though it was really busy, which
is like my least favorite thing about traveling, if I
go to a very touristy area, I didn't mind it
because there's still just like enough to do. I mean,
definitely go and tour the Grand Hotel if you ever go,
and I mean we did it within a day. It's
very expensive to stay on the island, so we ferried
(05:46):
over on a ferry at ten and we took the
ferry back so ten am, took it back at six
forty five pm, and we were capable of pretty much
going into every shop. We toured the hotel. We walked
there from like the main road, which is very far
it's like I don't know, maybe a mile, and then
did the biking, went to a coffee shop. I don't know,
(06:09):
I went to dinner. I feel like we did everything
that you can kind of like hopefully do. But there's
so many other things, Like there's parks you can hang
out at. There's put putt, like so beautiful, but the
whole island smells like shit though. Oh from the horses
oh clearly.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
It's like the amount of videos and photos I had
where I was like, oh, this is such a good photo.
Oh wait there's horseship. Oh god, Okay, I'm like so
and like fun biking ones because like some of the
carriage rides, I don't think they go all the way
around the island, but there's definitely some areas and I
think you can just like go horseback riding too, And
(06:45):
so I would be like taking a video so hyped
and look back at it and I'm like it's so cute.
No it's not. There's a fucking trail of horseshit.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Maybe you can have AI removed the horseship from your
video to use. Colt is from Michigan, so he was excited.
He's from the Traverse City yet, which is very beautiful.
So when he goes back to visit family or his
wife's family, I do think like I'm like, oh my gosh,
the water looks so beautiful there. And Jake's family used
to have a house there on Torch Lake. I believe
(07:13):
it was. I don't know it's Torch or torch Light,
but I think it's Torch Lake. And he dreams of
going back there for like our family to do a
vacation because when his family sold their house, it was
like sad because everyone would come there for a summer
trip and then they moved to Portland. So he has
fond memories of that area.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
So I'm like, yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Mean, I don't know why we haven't been to Michigan
before a couple of years ago. The first one, I
went to Dor County with my girlfriend's Abby and Heidi.
We were between Michigan or Door County, and we only
chose Door County because it was a shorter drive for
them to make because I'm pretty maature.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Where we go, they drive and I fly in and
meet them.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
So we usually try to pick things that are driving
distance from southern Indiana, but Mackinaw Island was on our
list because we thought that it was like cool, Yeah,
there were no cars and things like that about it.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Yeah you will, I think you would like it. I
mean I would not recommend going Labor Day weekend. I
would say, yeah, probably not. I think most weekends in
the summer are probably busy no matter what.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Well, because that's the only time they're open. So yeah,
I mean I get it, so.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
You're most likely not going to deal with crowds. But
someone did message me and said that basically, once it
starts to get dark out, the city just becomes like
so much more chill, and all you hear is like
the clack of horse feet like hitting the ground and stuff.
So I don't know, it was so much fun. But
one thing I realized is that I have become I've
(08:35):
always been very independent, and I know that, like my
ex said that even about me, and now I think
I'm like hyper independent and it's kind of, honestly, maybe
a red flag to people, because there is like a
part of me that just like I don't want to
be around people very often anymore. Not I shouldn't say anymore.
(08:55):
I like to be very social, but and within my
own limits. Because on this trip, the first day and
a half, I was by myself and then my younger
sister met me up there. She drove from my hometown
in Wisconsin, and when she got there, I was kind
of like, oh, I kind of wish I was like
still alone, and it has nothing to do with her.
It was just like I really enjoy being alone. And
(09:18):
I think what I've realized is that I'm always concerned
about everyone around me having a good time, or like
if I'm annoying because I want to take these extra
pictures and when no one else is around, I have
nobody else to worry about it. And it's the same
with like now living in a house by myself. I
feel like I feel like it's more of my home
(09:39):
now because I can do whatever I want with it.
It's as clean as I want it to be, which
is very clean. I'm never stressed because something's left out
that isn't mine, you know what I mean. And I'm like, fuck,
am I going to become so independent that I just
will never want to be in a relationship again?
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Yeah? I don't.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
I mean I don't think so so. But I think
that'll probably honestly make you healthier in future relationships where
you like, well, you were like this in your last
relationship too. It's not like you were so codependent. You
were you still both went did your own separate individual things. Yeah,
but I don't think it'll be a bad thing. I
think it'll be good. I think when you live on
(10:21):
your own, even like when you go from being having
a roommate situation that you live on your own, live
on your own, you start worrying, oh God, am I
going to be a love with someone again because you
hated all the things your roommate did. And then but
I think you know, you find someone and like just
the same as before. You had a partner before and
they did certain things that drove you nuts in your house,
and then that you figured out how to live with
(10:43):
it and compromise. I think you just would figure that
out again. But I would say, like, not just those things.
I think our job in general does that a little
bit too, with because I'm a pretty independent person myself.
But I think that through this job, I've become more introverted,
and people are always We've talked about that a million times.
(11:04):
People are very surprised about that. But I feel like,
I mean, I was like the class clown, and I
still like can turn it on. But even like this weekend,
Jake was like, Oh, one of all of his friends
dads texted, they're over on this bay. Let's go tie
up with them and let the kids hand. I go, Jake,
I just spent seven days at the State Fair doing
(11:24):
basically like a four hour meet greet every single day,
and I was like, and I love, like, there is
no other experience where we get to meet that many people.
But can we not go tie up with people I
don't know where I have to make small talk for
two hours?
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Can we just not? He goes Yep, totally.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
And I do think that like part of the job
of being normal, people don't get exposed to as many
people as we do every day. So I do think
there's a little bit of that too, where like that
alone time is like your recharge time too.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Yeah. I think that that's very true because if I
I know that, I would not survive working a job
where I'm working from home and not having human interaction
very often. Like I know a lot of people who
work from home. They'll be on zoom meetings all day.
So maybe that would like keep me contained or something
if I had a job like that. But I know
that I need that human interaction. But I also am like, man,
(12:19):
I just when I travel. Now that I've done it
solo with the van this past summer, I just have
been loving it so much, and I thought about what
I'm going to do with the rest of my vacation
for the year, and what you do. I don't know yet,
because I, like you said, you did think about it. No,
I have been thinking about it. And at first I
was like, well, of course I want to like do
(12:40):
something with the van. I don't know what I'll do
in the winter with the van, if anything, truly, because
there's nothing super close driving distance that isn't like winter weather.
And so I thought, well, I don't think I'm going
to want to do that long of a van trip
by myself, Like if I were to drive out to
the West Coast, that's like so much striving to do
(13:00):
bah myself. Like the longest I've done is to the
Black Hills and that was like nine hours I think,
and that was really hard, honestly, So I don't know.
I don't know what I'm gonna do yet, But I
do think that I actually would vibe doing a trip
by myself for like a week if I did it slowly. Yeah,
it's just the driving part that's like hard for me.
(13:22):
But at first I was like, eh, I'm probably only
going to use the van for like weekend trip now
that it's just me. But we'll see. I did have
to one funny story. I had to yell at my
younger sister okay, yeah, because she met you out there, yes,
and we're having dinner at this place is called Pink
Pony on MCANA. I saw you post about yeah being
Pink Pony, and you know, everyone's hyped about it because
(13:45):
they're like, oh my god, the bank. Yeah, And we're
getting ready to go and she I thought she was
ready and she's like, no, I still have part of
my drink left. And I was like, okay. She's like, yeah,
I want to drink it the rest of it so
I can take the glass. And I go, no, you
will not be doing that. She's like yeah, and I go,
we are not twenty one years old. Yeah, my younger sister,
(14:07):
she's younger, but she's like four years younger than can
you buy them in the gift shop. I'm sure you could.
Yeah we didn't. I don't know if we looked, but
I'm there were Pink Pony shops all over the strip,
not just like associated with that location. There was like
another shop down the way, so trust me, I'm sure
there was plenty. Yeah, And she looked at me, and
I think she thought that I was going to be
(14:27):
so down for it, and I go, yeah, maybe twenty
one year old Jenny was, but we are too old,
yeah at this point to be stealing a glass just
because it says Pink Pony. And she's like moving in
to her own apartment soon, shout out, Katie if you're
listening right now. So I feel like she was great.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Now she has to go buy glasses, Jenny because didn't
let her stock out.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Oh gosh, you learn that when you live alone, you
really don't need that many dishware that much to swear
because I never use my glasses. I like, if I
drink anything, I always drink out of some kind of
like like they're odd Stanley, not a Stanley. What is
I don't know what this is, but what do I have? Yeah?
I have a hydroflask. But then I use this other thing,
this big water bottle.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
That's why I can't remember shit. I remember shit like
that for you? And why is that in my head?
I need that gun. I don't need to remember that
you use a hydroflask, Jenny. I need to remember who.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
My husband's birthday is. Okay, when is it August tenth?
Thank you for asking.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
I'm glad you remembered.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
I have to peece so bad.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
I just want you to know I'm gonna hold it,
but I we have like fifteen more minutes and I
may bleed out of my eyes at some point.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Oh my gosh. If you have to go, we can
pause the podcast.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
No, I want to share I did send it to you,
but I do also want to share that Jenny may
receive some dms hitting on her, but I also receive them.
And this is the one that I received recently from
a man named Danny.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Period, you got snap question mark you're so fine? Period
and all I this is another message, and all I
do I win dot when dot when dot no matter
what dot dot dot new message. So if you have
a sister, I'm down to smiley face. So I'd like
you to know that I am also getting dim young freaks.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Yeah, girl.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
I showed Jake and.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
He was like, book that guy look at it because
he's his picture is him hiking and he has a
tank top on. So he was pissed about that. I
think he wanted him to be Is he attractive?
Speaker 2 (16:23):
I can't tell it.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
He wouldn't be my type anyway, because there's only one
type for me, and that is Jake Gottler everybody.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
So I love what you did there.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
It's true.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Also, I did have one other thing that I took
as a note that I wanted to bring up that
Jake yelled at me last night and told me not
to search on chat GPT because I don't I should
not have that in my search history when the robots
take over, and I said, I'm still searching it. My dog,
Frank is fucking disgusting. He I've never seen a dog
(16:54):
with this, forper I don't have a boy dog and
not talk about humping.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
I know boy dogs hump, even some girl dogs do.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Frank fully blows himself. Oh my god, I've never seen
anything like it before. He like uses his mouth to
full on masturbate himself. I'll see It'll be like crazy
fast motion and he is blowing himself and I'm like,
what the fuck? And Jake's like, trust me, that dog
(17:21):
is fucking weird. He's like I've I'm like, but have
you had boy dogs and stuff? And he's like he's
like found. I am telling you, I have never seen
anything like it in my life. And He's like, he
is the weirdest dog of all time. And then last
night I caught him and I yelled at him and
his nasty little pink rocket was out and I don't
I've never really seen that in person, like even when
he humps Dolly, but like I've seen him ump Dolly completion,
(17:44):
because he'll humper and then start licking himself and there
might be something left.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Behind on her.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
So I had to Initially back in the day, I
looked up like do dogs still release and stuff? When
there's there he's neutered.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
And Jake's like, last night.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
I wouldn't even be surprised if somehow they accidentally skipped
him and he didn't get into it. I'm like, really,
He's like no, And I was like, okay, because we
should look into that, but he full on blows it.
What the fuck does anyone else dog on earth do this.
It's not like a lick, guys, it's not like a
lick and cleaning myself. He is his mouth is round
around it. He well, Jake says, who Jake isn't called
(18:21):
blow He says his mouth sucks himself.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
But I'm like, I do not call it that. But
still it is disturbing, that's all.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
That's it's really disturbing. And I bet and I bet
you there's guys out there that are jealous of Frank.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
I'm sure they are.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Have you ever had that conversation with Jake before?
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Like, if he could, he would probably I probably have
made a joke about it.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
He po was like, I don't know, I don't remember,
but probably.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Any guy I have ever brought that up to or
it's randomly come up in conversation, don't ask me why.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
They like, I'd never leave home if I could. Yeah, thing, yeah,
much like they absolutely would do it. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
But speaking of giving blowjobs, I gave one to a
Pronto pop at the fair on Thursday, and I posted
a photo of myself giving one. No, I'm just kidding.
I posted a photo.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Normal.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Yeah, of course it looks sexual because it's a phallic
looking item and it's in my mouth. Yeah, And so
I post this photo and I just really love that
people know our relationship because every single person practically was like,
I can't wait to hear what Fallon has to say
about this one.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
I didn't say anything for that one. I did for
the shower And did you see the people commenting back
what you showed how to use your shower? And I said,
I don't think I completely get it. It'd be best
if you actually took a shower so I could understand.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
And then another a guy commented is like, I agree, I.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Don't completely get it either, if you could demonstrate, And
so it was funny there were people doing that, but
we did a lot of people come up to you
said it to you as well at the State Fair,
saying that they listened to our podcast, which was so nice,
thank you for that. But it was so funny because
Colt just stands there and he's like.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
He's like, wait till you get stuck in the studio
with him when they're chatting. He's like, look, I'm not
even in the room. He's like, they're disgusting, and he
he just was like and he kept being like when
people would comment on the video that we made the
Peach video.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
He's like, yeah, they made me record them doing that.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
I'm like, col he does get so uncomfortable that, like
one time we had him on the podcast.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
He's just like, I don't know what to do or say.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Yeah, Colt has got a no, I don't. He doesn't
need to do anything. He can be uncomfortable if you want.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
I actually what it is.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
I actually respect that he's not a typical pervy dude, you.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Know, right, like, go for it. But fall and I
aren't going to stop ourselves.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
No, we're not.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
I did text Fallin something. I don't know what day
it was, it doesn't matter. But over the weekend I
texted her or something a picture of something. And you
don't want me to say what the picture was, No,
I won't, but it was a very attractive something in
the photo. And Fallon and I literally before either of
us even hit sent, we both basically said the exact
(21:00):
same thing to each other about the attractive thing in
the photo. Yeah, And I'm like, God, we just know
each other, so we do.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Well like well, but also I have had with you
in the past couple of years.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Also really horrible.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Timing with my texting, where like Jenny will be riding
out the saddest message about something really depressing and we
hit sin at the same time in mind and be
like I just shipped my pants and Jennie's will be
like this heartbreaking message and I'll be like, and then
I'm really text that that was poorly tough.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Genny will laugh.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
But I've done that to where like probably four times
it does.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
It's like part of me that I think I've even
hold back responding to certain things because I'll see your
little bubbles going and.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Let her get her discusso off first. But yeah, I.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Don't because me Allan always does this thing too, where
like I know when she's having a day during the
afternoon show where she's just kind of on one because
out of nowhere, I get a text at like four
pm from her and it's like, you haven't sent a Well,
it makes sense why you have. So I was like, well,
you haven't sent me out. You're sucking her fucking lately.
That makes sense why we hold it back.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
I'll save that for when you're sucking and again, well,
I guess I can out that you're sucking corn dogs.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
I don't know, but yeah, she'll just send me things
out of nowhere, and it's just the most random shit.
I don't even know an example, but I'm always like,
she's on one today.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Yeah, and then half the time I'll be napping and
I don't respond for like three hours, and then at
that point she's over it, so she doesn't respond.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
I know, don't text me now, I don't care. You
fucking took a two hours.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Now, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Then, oh my god, I ask you one of the
most disgusting questions I've ever heard in my life. Yeah,
and I sotold this from some random personal this is
the one you're asking me today. Do you think you
could wipe the poop in your butt with more poop?
And how many days or hours would it take to
be fully clean? What do you mean wipe the poop
in your butt with more poop? What does that mean?
(23:03):
So you have like a piece of boom, I'm holding
a turd, and in order to clean yourself after you
just poop, you have to use that turn to clean
your Why is this?
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Where did this ever come from?
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Because so I'm a random guy started popping up on
my on my TikTok algorithm, which you need.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
To get you need to get help all my all
fancy cakes and a samurai turn pretty and this is
what you're He's like a.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
Gym guy who just like fucks with those gym partners constantly,
and they're like in the middle of a set and
then he asks like really random ship and this question
comes up and I'm and people are like, what kind
of fucking question is that? His answer is like what
I'm asking yea. So I was like, I'm gonna ask
me on this because it's so do.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
I think I could? And how long would it take?
Speaker 3 (23:53):
It would ever work for me? And I'll tell you why.
So you're thinking about solid, yes.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
I would just like never know when it needs hearing.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Never solid.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
It's just that the consistency, Jenny, don't you question some
haven't you questioned at this point that some guys I
don't listen? Okay, good, I'm not kually out of here,
because that is something they need to get used to you.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
In my quote unquote new era is like I'm going
to be fully mean no matter what, Like, yeah, am
I gonna hold back my toots for a little bit
when I date? When you're so kind. I'll try put
like no promises.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Honestly, I don't do a ton of poop talk, but
I do have two stories.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Really quick, I can tell you.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Okay, two days ago, I'm in the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
It's one of those where you go and it just
sounds immediately explosive, and I heard Dylan go, God, so
you must have just come up the stee ride that moment,
I felt so bad. Number two, I go in Jake's office,
I bend over, I'm moon him. Dylan comes up the
stairs at that exact moment I luckily pulled my I
was like, oh my god, Dylan almost just ruined your life.
(24:56):
Like I didn't realize he was, I don't know, up
a media late. So later that day I'm on from work.
Jake has pink eye. Jake claimed it was from me
mooning him because he said it was so toxic, and
I was like, you're such a dick. He ended up
not by the way, being actual pink eye, but it
was like two days before his sister's wedding, which just
(25:18):
made me laugh because he was doing the like he
was the efficient, efficient efficiant, and I was like, you
would have fucking pink eye for that, but he ended
up clearing itself all luckily, but he tried to blame
my moaning on that. I was like, Okay, poor Dylan,
just been through it the past week.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Did I Did we even talk about your sister in
last Budday?
Speaker 2 (25:38):
And so yeah?
Speaker 3 (25:39):
Either, I mean I think maybe.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Well it was last weekend, so no we didn't.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
Yeah, so you had that too, well two weekends ago, now, yes,
and it was hosted at your house.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
It was a.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Wild turn of events because we were hosting it at
our house and it had been like the most perfect weather,
but of course that day got super windy and we're
like setting up stuff down and Dylan's like, there's a
cat in our yard. A cat showed up at our
house and I was like, you can tell this is
not like a wild cat, Like this is someone's cat.
You could see where there was a collar, and I
was like, I'm not just going to leave it out here. Well,
(26:11):
of course it's like a Saturday, our vets closing, and
I was like, I'm not going to.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Leave it out.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
We live near a road.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
So we took the cat into our basement bathroom and
I'm like stressing the f out posting everywhere, next door
app everything. Anyway, the owners come and get it. They
luckily very quickly found the owners all set there. But
then we yeah, hosted the wedding down by the lake
and it was beautiful and wonderful. The wind finally simmered down.
It kind of was like cloudy and truly for like
(26:40):
their three minute ceremony, the sun came out and it
was really nice. So yeah, Hannah and Charlie, congrats to them.
And it was funny because you know, Hannah is one
of those people that she just does stuff for people
all the time. She's just one of those people that
if you need something, Hannah will take care of it.
And she's a very very giving person. And I don't
(27:02):
I think she like she tries to hide her emotions.
I think like she's you know, I don't know why
she does it.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
She doesn't want to burden people with her mind. I
think that's part of it.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
But also like she sometimes I fear like she doesn't
allow herself to be Oh, she's outworthy happy. Yeah, And
I think she was like she didn't want like a
big wedding. She didn't want this thing, but Charlie wanted.
I think a little bit more, But I think deep
down she did want it, she just like could not
admit it. I don't think she wanted a grand thing
by any means. But Charlie wrote vows and she was like,
(27:34):
oh God, like I didn't know we were doing that.
So and then I could tell it just meant a
lot to her, like the things he said, and it
was very sweet and you could barely hear him because
the wind is going and he's soft spoken anyway. But
then she's like, you know, she's a She's emotional in
that she.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Will tear up very easily. Every things.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
We laugh, like we'll go to a school play and
she'll start crying because Dylan walks on the stage and
we laugh. But I just I'm happy for and I
want her to be happy. And she was a beautiful bride,
and of course she's like, I don't need photos or anything.
We're like, we're gonna take photos, like Jake and Dylan
have nice cameras, and it was just really nice. I
think she was probably happy with it because it felt
(28:10):
pretty casual, and I was happy with it because people
got out by the time it turned dark. Jake's uncle
used to be a pastor and he's like you want
He's like found when you want these people out here.
He's from Indiana, so it has a Southern accent too,
and I go, it is now work, and you know
we're joking around. He's like, he goes, well, I'll tell
you what I used to say. Say, Well, we're gonna
start packing up. You can either help or you can
(28:32):
get on the road. And so he brought his big
ass truck down, drove it down and just started loone and.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
He's like, I got you covered.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Girl was like whoa. I was like hell yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
So we're like lone things and it worked out perfectly,
perfect timing. Everyone had a great time, great food, family fun.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
All you get asked for it. Yeah, so that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
It was very exciting and now all of started kindergarten today.
Dylan starts senior year tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Crazy.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
I didn't cry. Everyone kept been like, were you emotional?
It wasn't.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
I think it's because it was so much like preschool
I was. I think it was a little bit more
emotional last year when she started preschool. But the sweetest
thing happened. Two things. I took a photo. She's like,
doesn't like getting a photo with Jake. I don't know
why she prefers him to me, but that's the one
thing she draws the line on.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
I took a photo.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
I look back later, there's a rainbow in the background,
and I posted. I was like, I didn't even see that,
like it's so special. And then someone else is like,
it's a double rainbow and I didn't see there was
like a double rainbow, and I was like, that's so sweet.
So anyway, kindergartener senior year crazy, I know, and I
have been able to hold my bladder and now we're.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
Getting close to time. Yeah, okay, is there anything else.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
You want to report on?
Speaker 3 (29:37):
Well, I have an entire list of things that I
keep in my little notes section, and it looks as
though I don't have anything left. The other thing I
have left, it's a topic for a different time. I
think it takes too much time.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Where I thought you were maybe gonna fart the alphabet
or something, but no, okay, great, that will take too
much tall rough, especially now I know how loose your
bowels off there. It is all right, Well, thanks for
hanging out with us. So we took a week off,
and we love you and
Speaker 3 (30:12):
We'll see you next week, and that's right.
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