That Time Intern John Did Something On The Balcony

We’ve all had to use the bathroom in the oddest places, but what we heard from you guys today was wild! Join Intern John, Sos, Rose, Hoody, and Erick as we do an all NEW batch of John’s Little Secrets, we hear about the wild weekend John had, Plus we do a round of bad roommate poker. All that and more with Intern John & Your Morning Show! 
 
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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Turns and you're a morning show.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Happy Monday friend, Welcome to the show. Big day today,
it's clean your kitchen vents.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Day, okay, so yeah, go do that.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
It's fresh Veggie's Day, cool and International Waterfall.

Speaker 4 (00:15):
Day, so don't go chasing them.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yeah, very true. Nine nine three eight attacks internshown is
my name Sace, Hello, Hello, Rose, Hi?

Speaker 3 (00:25):
Oh hi?

Speaker 5 (00:25):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Got Eric here? Got Hoodie severe as well? Eight seven seven,
nine five four six eight one is the number to call.
Got a chance a million dollars today? Wore the roses
as well, sauce. How's your last twenty four hours?

Speaker 3 (00:38):
My last twenty for hours?

Speaker 2 (00:39):
How's your weekend? Is that legendary bar we got distracted?
Is that one of the pop parts with flavor?

Speaker 3 (00:43):
I don't know. I saw it. It's more as I
saw it for my brother.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Oh nice, that was really good. Okay.

Speaker 6 (00:47):
Well I actually ordered them because of my brother, and
then I got them and I expected them to taste
like pop tarts and they don't.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
You've taken mine before they can playing.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Oh yeah, see, I don't like them because.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
You'll like ask for food. I'll give you what I have.
You take a bite and go. I don't like it
all right?

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:03):
Is it supposed to taste like pop tarts?

Speaker 3 (01:05):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
It's like protein.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
It looks like a pop tart.

Speaker 7 (01:10):
But then that makes sense, like this is what they
look like. Yeah, it's okay, Yeah, strawberry. I don't like strawberry.
Anything that first smooth is different. Anyway, my weekend was
really fun. I had a chill Friday, and then on Saturday,
I went out for my friend Chelsea's birthday, which was great.
We went to Hide got to hang out with you.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
What John?

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Nothing?

Speaker 6 (01:32):
No, I'm just listening. John stayed his face and I
called him out. I asked what happened to.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
He didn't call him first, but I did ask what happened.
I texted you first, saying accidentally shaved my face.

Speaker 6 (01:43):
Yeah, and I was waiting for a picture, but you
wouldn't send it, and then saw it was like.

Speaker 8 (01:47):
Wait, wait, wait, wait, back up, how.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
Do you accidentally shave your sack?

Speaker 2 (01:52):
So usually with the razor has low clips on it,
like with a length, so usually use like a three.
Couldn't find the three, and then the only option was
a five. Want that long? So I was like, well,
I'll just do the one because that way then like
I'll grow back for the shows this weekend.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
And that's but like Sauce was like a couple of drinks.

Speaker 8 (02:08):
Sins, so you went with one knowing it.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
But Sauce is like drunk. Sauce is like, hey, it's
like why did you shave your face? And she was
sitting very close to me like hey, so like I.

Speaker 6 (02:21):
Can't I couldn't hear like what happened though, Yeah, I
was like I thought that I had a conspiracy theory
in my brain.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
Uh so.

Speaker 6 (02:28):
It's like something happened like he like singed it when
he was letting a cigar or like her dad, Yes,
I brought to my dad yesterday cause I was like,
asked my dad yesterday what happened? So yesterday I went
to go surprise my dad. Uh, I still call it
Cheshire Crab. It's called a room real to me, it's
gonna be Cheshire Crab forever or Pleasure Cove Marina, which

(02:48):
I still think is a hilarious name.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
But whatever. Anyway, So I was gonna surprise my dad.

Speaker 6 (02:53):
So all weekend I'm like, yeah, because my dad's a
really good friend passed away a few months ago.

Speaker 5 (02:57):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (02:58):
His name is Dean and he was in a band
that and he moved up to Nashville to do music
and everything.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
And I admittedly had not seen Dean in.

Speaker 6 (03:05):
Years, but he was my dad and him like they
worked together and like did a company together and everything.
But anyway, so they It was really cool because he
was in a lot of bands over the years, so
people flew in from all over the country to play together,
like guys that were in his band. So it's basically
a mixture of all of Dean's ex bandmates that just
played music for hours yesterday at the room a reel

(03:26):
and it was so cool. And the other really cool
part was his son. So Dean was a guitarist in
the band. His son played his position in the band,
and it was like so just lovely and it was
really they were so good though they did mostly eighties music,
but they were just phenomenal and it was just all
these different people together that haven't I don't think they've
all played together before, so it's just really cool.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (03:46):
It was really fun, and it was Father's Day and
I was in my hometown, which I have not gone
out my hometown at Middley probably since I I probably
haven't been out in my hometown since like twenty twenty,
twenty nineteen. So it was really fun because like I
walked out and I was like, on the way there,
I was like, I hope I don't see anybody, and
then they walk in. I see ten people right away.
Of course that was like, of course it's yeah. So
I saw everybody right away, saw my old neighbors.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
It was really fun. I just had a really good time.

Speaker 6 (04:11):
And like Pasadena just you know, people sleep on it,
but I think it's like it was such a cool
place to grow up, so like summers of Pasena are
the best.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
So I feel like yesterday was just a really good day. Yeah.
I thought that was my weekend.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Rose, How was your weekend?

Speaker 8 (04:24):
It was really good. I feel like it was very busy.
We went to my brother's house on Saturday so the
girls could play, got a little cousin time in, and
then yesterday I wanted to make sure Clint had like
the day he wanted.

Speaker 4 (04:38):
I was like, I want you to do whatever you.

Speaker 8 (04:40):
Want today, And originally he was going to be like
organizing and cleaning, and I'm like, don't do that. He
spent all day watching the US Open, golf night and
like it was a really great day. The shirts did
make it in time, and I got the cutest picture
of a club with the girl and they're all matching.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
It's like, it's my favorite tradition.

Speaker 6 (05:03):
I like the when you posted one from every year.
It's it's okay, yeah, and you get to see like
how they've grown.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
It's just so cute.

Speaker 8 (05:09):
And then I realized as I was going to the
store to pick some stuff up for dinner that I
lost my debit card.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
I don't know where it went.

Speaker 8 (05:20):
I feel like the last place I know, the last
place I used it was when I went to Mom's
night out when had dinners with some friends a couple
of glasses of wine. I feel like I may have
left it at the restaurant, but I don't know. Like
I searched the purse that I used, I couldn't find it,
so I just blocked it immediately, and then I just
ordered a new one. I was like, there's no way
I'm going to find this, but I feel like I'm

(05:40):
going to find it now. That's well, they give a
new one and you canceled the old one, so now
I just have to wait for that, which is like
I won't have a debit card for a couple of days,
which is annoying. But it was a good weekend overall.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
My weekend Friday was very relaxing because the comedy shows
this weekend, so I should relax. Saturday, I only well,
I went to the bar because I had to help
you some video stuff. But then for sausage, yes, Sassa's
friend's birthday. I had not gotten that lit in a while.
But you didn't seem like you were trying to get
lit like. I left at ten thirty and you did
not seem like which I can't blame you because you

(06:13):
left that tell me you were leaving like I was like, hey,
where'd you go? I couldn't find you, so I left.
I was like, well, I told you I was go
in the bathroom.

Speaker 6 (06:19):
I walked out to the car very slowly, to be fair,
and I even like me and my brain, I was like,
I'm walking so slow, and like you are going to
see me.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
Well, I lost three pounds yesterday, Yeah, because I was
puking everywhere. He's that great.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
Boy looks so ashamed because I'm.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Trying to find way of saying it's like, I like
I threw up like all days and everywhere, like it's
sorry Saturday night. I was able to get back to
my house, thank god.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
But then you start throwing up. Sorry, I didn't know
that you have a hotel?

Speaker 9 (06:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (06:48):
Is it because of shots?

Speaker 2 (06:50):
And I mean I think legit, like there's a long day.
I don't know, yeah, just drinking probably, I mean, or
I might have a bug because I don't really get hungover.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
Yeah, like that's like shocking yeaheah, And like.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
So looking back and probably something. I mean there's probably
like six or seven time sessions of this like straight Yeah,
so not great. Wasn't that It wasn't the vibe.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
I hate that for you.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
And I was like, I should call my mom shout
out to do but it was.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
Out having fun and you just weren't.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
No, I was not. But I'm gonna be shredded for
the shows on mom and not back she faced on me.
I was like, I didn't answer.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
I can't.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
She's probably around people. I want to know that her
adult son is has a tummy ache.

Speaker 4 (07:32):
And right now so it is.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Yeah, the only thing I've eat in the last twenty
four hours is ice cream because it made my throat
feel better because my throat was like, oh.

Speaker 4 (07:41):
Yeah, probably not great.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
Over your tummy though, yeah, well I'm gonna be honest,
nothing has been but listen I look great. Yeah yeah,
So that's the there it is. I'm sorry, thank you
so much. I'm a fighter though you are, and I'm
gonna do it for you guys. So you're welcome. Yeah.
Nine nine three three attacks. Rose has the three things.
Tell Comma what you got for us?

Speaker 8 (08:01):
We're going to talk about Bruce, the Nats, that retrieving
dog hell to sink Ever.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
The comedy starts this weekend. I'd chewy Forever Show's Arlington
Draft House. If you want to go to the Saturday
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ninety five four six D one a perfect date night.
Draft House serves food, foods really good. They have alcohol obviously.
If you want to go to the Saturday show nine pm,

(08:27):
calmly will get you in. I' let's do this from
the City that changes the world.

Speaker 10 (08:32):
Peers Rose with three things you need to know.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
For your Monday, Rose, if you got for us?

Speaker 8 (08:37):
The Fairfax County Police Department is offering enhanced security to
elected officials following a deadly weekend shooting in Minnesota. If
you missed the news this weekend, there was a man
that impersonated a police officer and shot two Minnesota state
lawmakers on Saturday, killing one and her husband and then
injuring the other and his wife. So the suspect has

(08:58):
been taken into custody to law enforcement officials said, bringing
an end to a nearly two day search. This aspect
reportedly had a list of targets that included other Hope
high profile leaders, which is absolutely scary, but Fairfax County
officers increased their presence around the homes of elected officials
while making sure any contact with lawmakers was made by

(09:19):
at least two uniformed officers. So the DC Health Department
is warning the public about a confirmed case of the measles.
Officials say the international travel traveler arrived at Concourse A
at Dulles International on June eighth and may have exposed
others traveling to the International rivals.

Speaker 4 (09:36):
Building and baggage claim.

Speaker 8 (09:37):
They also may have exposed passengers on the Silver Line,
the Red Line, and two metro bus routes on the
same day. So there's a complete list of locations in
times when exposure may have happened, and that's available on
the DC Health Department website, but I'll make sure to
get it up on ours ymsradio dot com.

Speaker 4 (09:53):
And the Nationals made in addition to their roster.

Speaker 8 (09:56):
On Saturday, Bruce the batdog Normal pulled up from the
tripa A Rochester to make his Major League debut at
a pregame bat retrieval.

Speaker 4 (10:06):
Ceremony at Nuts Park.

Speaker 8 (10:08):
He is the cutest Golden retriever I so cube versus
a twenty one month old Golden Retriever Adorable had a
bandana that had MLB debut on it.

Speaker 4 (10:20):
He got a lot of attention.

Speaker 8 (10:23):
Cutest, cutest little bat retriever I've ever seen. He even
was presented with a commemorative that I mean, he's like
viral on social media, so like, if you need to
follow him, I'm Rose.

Speaker 4 (10:35):
Those are the three things you just to know today.
Thank you, Rose, You're welcome.

Speaker 11 (10:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
War of the Roses about an hour from now, I guess.
She crashes at her friend's house after work. She works
as a bartender. Says it's for girl time, but girl
time is odd when it starts at three am? So
is she cheating? I will find out around seven fifteen.
If you can't be here live, get the podcast The
Search Intern Johnny Morning Show wherever he gets your podcasts

(10:59):
from about it. It was a big weekend for you
because you and your wife had a trick proposal to
all the siblings of the family. Yes you're you're in laws, Yes,
some more siblings.

Speaker 9 (11:12):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
So, uh, you were gonna present to go where I
was gonna present to go to Cancun as an all
inclusive resort, and your wife's Sessa New Orleans. Okay. What
were the other options? Lake Anna was an option? Okay, Uh,
it was. It was the cheapest one. Dollywood very nice,

(11:32):
Chicka Tige, which is that like Horse Island in Virginia.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
Okay, it is fine. Would you do like camp though.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
It was a house, It was a nice cool Iceland
was an option actually affordable.

Speaker 12 (11:46):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
And then Salem, Massachusetts was the other. Okay, so we
did that proposal got where we're going to.

Speaker 4 (11:52):
Salem, Massachusetts.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
Nice. You know where your choice fell? Like, what was it?

Speaker 13 (11:57):
Right?

Speaker 4 (11:57):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
I think it was last. It's okay because we had
a price. I think it's because we had a range,
and I think everyone aired on the side of caution
with like spending, and so mine was the most expensive one.
It was just like fifteen hundred dollars is too like yeah,
including the flight, So the flight, so I think I
lost more. We did have a tie between Salem, New

(12:20):
Orleans and Iceland. I was like, this is all over
the places, and then Salem actually won. But we're trying
to go September twenty twenty six because it's like when
they're set up for Halloween but not too busy.

Speaker 14 (12:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
Cool, that'd be so funny.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
Yeah, I mean that's definitely the sauce bug. Have you
gone Sauce? No, that's up your ally.

Speaker 6 (12:39):
I know I keep wanting to go, but then I
always want to go during October when it's really crowded.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
September we're going like the potentially like the twenty first,
so it's going to be set up by yourself on the.

Speaker 6 (12:50):
You're trying to get my friend Maddie, who lives in Atlanta,
to go because she for some reason, like she thinks
that since I like, because Georgia is on the East coast,
I think people don't realize that for some reason, but
she thinks that Maryland is in New England, which we
are not, and which I am from Maryland. And she's
like always romanticizing summer and she's like, thinks I live
in Nantuck, Like I'm from Nantucket. When she thinks of

(13:12):
like megrug in the water, she's picturing Massachusetts and I'm like,
Salem is nowhere near where I'm from. She's like, we'll
just take a little road trip. I'm like that's ten hours, babe.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
Yeah, you're from the redneck version.

Speaker 12 (13:21):
Girl.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
Did you see my story last night?

Speaker 2 (13:23):
Like yeah, like the roadtail cap of the world passing
to Maryland.

Speaker 6 (13:26):
Like when I saw my old neighbor that grew up
with I like literally went to daycare with her son.
She's like, you're finally home, and I was like, I
love being back.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
I mean Pliantur's Paradise has the birthday sign where I
guess their birthday pond.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
There no birthday this year. No, my parents not doing that.
When I started working here.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
Damn.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
I didn't want all the attention on me.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
You didn't want all the attention on you?

Speaker 15 (13:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (13:50):
No, never, Okay, Well, congratulations on Salem. Yeah trip. We
already proposed that all that there's three guys that we're
going to dress up as a Sandistan Sisters because why
not a Focus store too. Yeah, that's cool. If you
have any tips for Salem nine nine three eight text
is Interjohn Show and everything it is Celebrity Sauce has

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(14:35):
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Speaker 6 (14:52):
So we were talking about this a bit on Friday.
But the judge in the Shawan Combs aka Diddy trial
is seriously considering the removal of journ number SI, so
Day's defense team has threatened two petition for a mistrial
if the juror is disqualified. It's unclear how they would
win that argument, but the judge determines if the jurors
fait basically this morning and then will roll today if

(15:15):
they are gonna do like on the mistrial motion too.
This has been ongoing. This is like the second time
they try to get a misstrial. But prosecutors complain that
the jury member exhibited a lack of candor with the
court and details have emerged that the jur gave inconsistent
answers in the pre trial interviews about his residence. Basically,
he said that he lives with his girlfriend in New Jersey.
He also said he lives with his aunt in New
York City, and then he also mentioned they lives in

(15:36):
the Bronx with his fiance and baby daughter. So three
different answers to a very easy question. If you ask
me where I live, I say, are Linton, Virginia by myself?

Speaker 2 (15:44):
Easy.

Speaker 6 (15:45):
Kanye West also arrived to the courthouse on Friday in
support of Diddy, and he was turned away because he
was not on the guest list, and then he watched
remotely for ten minutes and then he left. Basically, I
talked about this on Friday, but the previous day, so
Thursday's trial date, they were talking about how with the
ex girlfriend Jane, she went to Vegas for a famous
rapper that was friends with you know, Diddy in January

(16:07):
twenty twenty four. So now people are starting to speculate
that's the rapper that she was talking about is Kanye West,
which oh, okay, maybe because this is January twenty twenty
four and Bianca Sensory's birthdays in January. That's what online
stories have, you know, added up out gross. The whole
thing is disgusting. So Mike Sorantino aka the Situation from
Jersey Shore, has announced that he and his wife are
now officially intervention certified. I think this is so cool

(16:30):
because he just celebrated his tenth year sober and he's
trying to help anyone that he can. He shared the
news on Instagram, revealed that they are launching their own
treatment center. It's called the Archangel Centers, and the facilities
will focus on mental health and the substance use treatments
for adolescent adults and it's going to be opening New
Jersey later this year. So he called the he called
this achievement personal and described it as an apology to himself.

(16:54):
And basically he's been very open about his struggles in
the past, and I mean, he just yeah, he's just
been so real, and I think that's so cool that
now he's doing that to.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
Help people exactely more likable. Now when he was in
the show.

Speaker 6 (17:04):
Oh yeah, when I watched her be Sure, I did
not like him. And now I'm like, wow, like you're
really just like trying to make it different. I think
that's so cool. Anyway, So Prime Video, if you're streaming
Prime Video, it looks like they're gonna start doubling up ads. So,
according to a new report from Adweek, ad buyers and
documents have been reviewed, and Abek has reported that Amazon

(17:25):
has moved to four to six minutes of ads per
hour of streaming, which I just started watching The Better
Sister and I can say, like, yes, they definitely have
way more ads, and it's I'm losing my mind.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
Well, and you know, we talked about the fall Microsoft Amazon.
What should be looked at too, because Prime needs to
have no commercials. Yeah, like that was like the band
post no commercial and now it's almost as much rather
as regular TV.

Speaker 6 (17:45):
Yeah, so it's double the two to three and a
half minutes when Prime Video first launch ads in January
of last year. So they said, this is according to
Adweek quote Prime Video. Prime Video ad load has gradually
increased to four to six minutes per hour unquote. Because
I don't watch a lot on Prime Video, to be honest.
So when I started watching The Better Sister, I was like,
what are all these ads?

Speaker 2 (18:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (18:04):
What are all the dads? I was so hungry estate
and it was so annoying.

Speaker 6 (18:07):
Anyway, Uh, it looks like, uh, every streaming platform has
been gradually moving to include more ads. HBO Max now known,
I mean it was known as Max. It's the whole thing.
Confused me. They started rolling out ads last year recently
crackdown and password shairing.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (18:21):
We just can't have fun anymore. Really, Yeah, you can't
share passwords. You have to have a million ads. I
hate it's literally if you uh are like for forson
watching night we got the NBA Finals a NBC below
decks on Bravo Lego Masters on Box and then Love
Me as Outsale on Paramount Plus. It's like a romance
starring Christmas Dower and Steven Jone.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (18:38):
It's about two people, uh, two ai who meet and
fall in love. Yeah, thanks as welcome.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
If you need someone to listen to, I got your
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can listen? Why miss radio dot com? I I love
giving updates some things we talked about. I think I
mentioned this a couple months ago. There is these two
burglars who stole a six point four million dollar fully
functional golden toilet. Oh yeah, from the mansion in England

(19:06):
where Winston Churchhill was born y eighteen carre at piece
by the way, So they've finally been caught.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
So they're in the mansion where Churchhill was born September
twenty nineteen. It was stolen, the body was never covered.
According to the British press, this will lead to a
chopped up in sold.

Speaker 9 (19:24):
So.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
The guy's name is James. He's a roofer who played
guilty to burglary, conspiracy and transferring criminal property. Was sence
the four years in prison. His his accomplice Michael, who
has also worked with him, was given two years and
three months. The toilet itself. This is where it got weird.
It weighed over two hundred pounds. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
We were always like how did they get it out?

Speaker 2 (19:44):
Yeah? And it was worth more than its weight in gold.
The value of the at the time was about two
point eight million pounds, which is three point five million dollars,
but was ensured for about six million dollars. Oh wow,
So they not only have much in how they got
rid of it or how they got caught, but to me, like,
why would you want it's still a toilet, my guy?

Speaker 6 (20:05):
Well, I just assumed that they were going they were
going to break it down and sell it.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
Yeah, but I stillouln't want that gold. Yeah, I mean
that's that's issue, that is toilet gold.

Speaker 6 (20:14):
Yeah yeah, but people don't even know where the gold
came from.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
It's just I wonder if because they looked because they
were roofers that maybe just looked like maintenance people like
nobody bothered to question it.

Speaker 3 (20:25):
Why are you moving a golden toilet?

Speaker 2 (20:27):
There is that why the roofers like.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
That makes sense?

Speaker 2 (20:32):
Point So also, if you enough cash to buy a
six point four million dollar golden toilet. I don't think
you get my sympathy.

Speaker 3 (20:39):
Toilet.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
But it wasn't his, though I thought it was. No,
it was housiness. It was installed like it was like recent. Okay,
yeah it wasn't It wasn't his.

Speaker 4 (20:51):
You probably just didn't want people to know that he had.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
Well, back in the day, it was probably less.

Speaker 3 (20:57):
He's like, you know what, there's a war. I have
a gold toilet.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
Yeah that's fair.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
I'm gonna help this country, but first I'm getting this
gold toilet.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
That golden toilet help.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
He didn't want he.

Speaker 6 (21:04):
Didn't want his quotes to be about the golden toilet.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
So that's why nobody knew.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
Well, I mean, it makes sense then that's the case.
But it's so in the world.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
You quote Churchill all the time. I do, like, but
he actually does.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
Going to hell keep going, and that's one of the
best quotes.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
So imagine if you're like, if you're.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
Maybe he said that on the toilet.

Speaker 4 (21:21):
He has some really hard times.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
He's like, you know what, in that case, I think
it's a beautiful thing.

Speaker 6 (21:26):
That's why now knows that he had that toilet, because
then now you're picturing him on the toilets, saying that okay,
because shut up.

Speaker 15 (21:38):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
Yeah, we try to keep things positive here on an
intern Johnny Morning Show. But I need to call Stephanie,
who texted lovely. Stephanie said, Sauce, we will totally understand
if you kick John's ass right now, Stephanie, we will.

Speaker 6 (21:51):
Not understand because you just can't let things go like
you have to, like like sometimes you can be funny
and then you keep like redoing it and that's not
funny anymore. Funny sometimes not always, though. Sometimes I get
surprised that you're still doing comedy though, like how you
acted the last break.

Speaker 3 (22:07):
Literally, I was surprised.

Speaker 4 (22:09):
I wanted to reach the microphone to fight you. It
was like what what why?

Speaker 3 (22:13):
Why are we doing this? Stephanie. I hope you have
a fantastic week. You deserve everything.

Speaker 9 (22:17):
John.

Speaker 4 (22:18):
You can go from funny to annoying really quickly.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
I am.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
I am still doing comedy this weekend. In fact, tickets
are six dollars. They dropped down because want to sell
out and turn John commy dot com.

Speaker 3 (22:26):
And it's for charity.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
It is is indeed, go on go Friday and Saturday.
There's like there really isn't many seats left. It's just
like I told them, don't hold any tickets for anything.
Let's just get her album. So six dollars intern John
Commy at com.

Speaker 3 (22:37):
Six dollars for fun. Yeah with us and maybe laughing like.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
Quick, Please get back on track, guys, this is a
serious program.

Speaker 8 (22:47):
As if we were the ones that derailed us.

Speaker 6 (22:49):
You literally turn your Microsoft then turned yours back on
to make that sound one more time while I was
saying you're an idiot in the background.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
So what anyway, as I was.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
Professional broadcasttant toilet.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
Should we find parents for giving their kids dumbass names
eight seven seven, nine ninety five four six state one
to call nine nine three three two text. I'm gonna
get to this story real quick. I've always been of
the belief giving your kid a unique name does not
make the unique or special. It's gonna be a pain
in the ass down the line. If every time you
write your name on an email or Microsoft word you

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get the red line nderneath it, that would drive me
crazy for the rest of your life.

Speaker 4 (23:26):
You're never going to find a key chain with your
name on it.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
For sure, or a license plate or the yearbook. Probably
get wrong, you know what I mean? The reason I
bring it up before I get to everybody's votes. This
woman went viral over the weekend. She put out a
a baby a shower, uh, to celebrate the arrival of
her little baby coming. Okay, so very nice. It's got
you know, elephants on it. It's got a star, it's

(23:50):
a very cute little thing. It's a baby shower. Join
us to celebrate the upcoming rival of our little bundle
of joy in honor of Chernobyl Hope. Oh yeah, Chernobyl,
as the first name is in this.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
Like, did somebody tell them? I?

Speaker 2 (24:08):
You know, I don't know how you wouldn't know. I
don't disagree because it's about the same because that's one
of those things where like Chernobyl's not talked about in
other ways other than the nuclear disaster that people died
from and you can't go to the land anymore and
it's like a radioactive yeah, and having the hope afterwards.

(24:29):
That doesn't quite I don't.

Speaker 3 (24:31):
I don't like that at all.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
Yeah. So somebody in their friend group posted on Reddit like, hey,
what do you guys think? And of course it has
been trashed. I mean, it's to your points us that is,
it's the same kind of like that's a disaster in
our culture. Obviously everybody knows and you might think the
name sounds cute, but my thoughts always anybody who sees

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that is going to be like, oh, this poor kid
doesn't stand a chance because their parents radiots.

Speaker 3 (24:59):
They're gonna have to go by their middle name.

Speaker 6 (25:01):
And like I would hope that not to but you
have to like do a pun, but I would hope
that they would go by their middle name.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
I mean hope, Yeah, that's better. I mean that's the
middle name, so that'd be better. I almost think, like
I've always thought there should be a test at the hospital,
and if the parent feels like a dumbass name, it's
like we need to well.

Speaker 6 (25:20):
I went to high school or middle school with the girl.
Her name was Ladasha, but you had the it was
just the dash, like the la dash and then another a.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
My buddy again in Minnesota with that la hyphen, Yeah Ladasha.

Speaker 6 (25:31):
Or I saw it on TikTok somebody like it's like
abc d E is you.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
Pronounce it apsody?

Speaker 2 (25:37):
Oh yeah, I remember seeing that too.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
On TikTok and I was like, there' that's not somebody's name.

Speaker 4 (25:41):
I think that was a news article like years ago.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
Yeah yeah, yeah, well I know, like my last name
is Hella Italian and so it's said wrong all the time.
I made a name too, yeah, and so like that's
one thing because that really happens, only happens, you know, hotels, whatever.
But it was your first name all the time, and
like anytime you say I'm noble, and people's eyes just
get like, what do you call her for? Noble? Share nobody,

(26:06):
Like that would be better. I feel like I just
how do you not? And also how has nobody in
your circle been like, hey, we should not go.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
With you should not at all.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
Now the comments the internet did this thing. Yes, somebody
said I'm sure the baby is going to radiate, uh,
which is not great. Uh Yeah, they say, if it
didn't have the connotation of being a nuclear disaster, it'd
be a pretty name. Fair literally, However, everybody knows about
the disaster.

Speaker 8 (26:36):
Yeah, That's that's the thing that's like so disappointing about
this is like disaster is tied to that name forever.

Speaker 4 (26:45):
So even even if like if your kid.

Speaker 8 (26:48):
Does something wrong ever, people are gonna be like, oh,
share noble to the last sounds like yeah, not it's cute.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
All right, so sauce your vote. Yeah, r nay Chernobyl
Hope as a baby.

Speaker 6 (26:59):
Name, we no, and like you're just setting the kid
up to be dragged her whole life.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
But also I think that's a weird name.

Speaker 6 (27:06):
And even if it wasn't tied to the disaster, that's
a weird name for for a girl.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
I'm sorry, unless you're Ukrainian and like and like you
have like a tie, you're not gonna I was saying,
like if they're but like if there was the disaster,
wasn't there and like if you have some tie in
the city, maybe because wasn't your parents gonn name your
your brother was gonna be named after the town of Montana,
like Bridger.

Speaker 3 (27:27):
After that's my brother's name.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
Okay, yeah, so at least that like makes sense.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
I meant, but.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
Yeah, called the Jack But that kind of makes sense.
But like if they had no time in Montana, why
would you.

Speaker 3 (27:40):
Because Bridges are very small talent.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
Yeah, I'm gonna say.

Speaker 6 (27:44):
No, absolutely not. And I do think that like hospitals
should have tests for parents.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
Legitimly should be like when you when you create a password,
and it's just like stronger weak. It should be like
if you put symbols in there, don't make the kids
life difficult.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
Yeah, please, I'll do that. Well, there are like certain
rules when it comes to names.

Speaker 8 (28:00):
I do wonder if this was so this this is
for a baby shower, so the person hasn't had the
baby yet. Yeah, so this you can't say, oh, I
was still on pain meds or whatever because I just
had the baby.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (28:13):
Yeah, and I didn't realize that I did that, Like
there's no excuse for this.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
I guess in the United States there's several different states
that have rules so you can't use numbers, and you
can't use some titles like king or queen.

Speaker 6 (28:28):
But also I think last week they just banned certain
names because like king is one of them.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
Now yeah, I know, I know, Saint or something.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
Yeah, and in Japan there's some two so like.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
In New Zealand. New Zealand they have a lot they're
banned too.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
You can't so in the US King, Queen, Jesus Christ,
uh three like three owls. I don't quite know that
one Santa Claus that makes that.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
Just yeah, why would your name your kid actor Santa
I mean, that's what's up.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
But also it's like clearly somebody tried to that person
shouldn't have a kid.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
Yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
Majesty made the list named after a certain German dictator
who was in nineteen forties. Not great Messiah, he is
wrong with yeah Messiah again not good the at symbol okay,
and then ten sixty nine. So I'm in Mexico. You
can't name your kid rebocop okay, New Zealand. You can't

(29:18):
name a kid's sex fruit in Malaysia, snake in Italy,
can't name a kid Friday okay. In Morocco, Sarah, sure,
I don't know. In Mexico, can't name a kid's circumcision.
That's this is true?

Speaker 4 (29:33):
Would you want to?

Speaker 8 (29:34):
I mean, I I guess words don't mean the same everywhere,
but why.

Speaker 6 (29:39):
Yeah, yeah, I feel like those memes sometimes and it's
like maybe even tiktoks. It's like the name of comment
Clamydia is so pretty if it wasn't for an c C.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
I fair in Denmark. Can't name a kid monkey in Portugal,
can't name of kid thor We have a friend named Thorpe.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
Door is a sick name.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
Awesome partial can name of kid, so it's kind of hard. Yeah,
he's got to go to Portugal any time soon, to Morocco.
That's also true. Listen, I'm gonna go ahead and say
Chernobyl Roselo to no go Now. We are very excited
this weekend the comedy shows May Chewy Forever show is
starting Arlington, VA at the Draft House. They're doing a

(30:20):
really cool promotion like six dollars tickets because there's not
many left and we just want to sell this thing out.
So if you want to go the show Friday, get
tickets internshooncomedy dot com. However, if you want to go
Saturday nine pm, you can call right now. We'll get
you in eight seven seven nine nine five four six
eight one good luck. That's for Saturday, nine pm Arlington

(30:40):
Draft House. We do the meet and greet after the show,
which is always like the most fun for us to
see you and talk to you. The only rule is
if you've been on the show, Yeah, tell us why
because it's fun match in the face to the story
and that it never quite matches. Yeah, be the sweetest
person is like I'm the one that beat up the
entire offensive line for the Ravens. He's like, but you're
you're tiny. Yeah, but I can I can throw a punch.

Speaker 3 (31:03):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
So if you want to win tickets for Saturday nine pm,
calling right now. Otherwise there's six dollars tickets for the
other Saturday and Friday show. Internshooncomedy dot com all benefit
the Warrior Canine Connection. They are fantastic people and darnstound
that raise puppies to be service animals for our veterans.
And by the way they bring puppies to the show
they are, which is going to be thanks. I mean,

(31:25):
go on the tree for puppies are just God's gift.
There's the cutest things ever. When Sauce I went out
there and we're playing with them, they're like chewing our
stuff and it's like, no, no, what chew away?

Speaker 9 (31:33):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
I was like, I love to talk about don't care, Yeah,
your teeth and it's okay. I'm here to help brother.
So internshohoncomedy dot com get roses in a second. Let's
do this from the City that.

Speaker 14 (31:44):
Changes the world.

Speaker 10 (31:45):
Pierce Rose with three things you need to know for
your Monday Rose what you got for us?

Speaker 8 (31:50):
So over four hundred and sixty employees at the CDC
are getting their jobs back after being laid off. The
Department of Health and Human Services said reinstatement notices were
sent held this week. Officials have confirmed that around two
hundred of the reinstated workers were from the CDC's National
Center for HIV, Byroepetitis STD and Tuberculosis Prevention. Another one

(32:10):
hundred and fifty were from the CDC's National Center for
Environmental Health. More than three point two million dollars in
grants will be used to improve trails and park facilities
around Baltimore. That's pretty awesome, so the Maryland Board of
Public Works approved the grant on Friday. One point three
million dollars will be allocated to improve the trail system
at Baltimore County's Miami Beach Park, and then Worchester County

(32:33):
received about two hundred thousand dollars to upgrade field, a
playground and other related buildings for the North Wet Northern
Worchester Athletic Complex, which very cool. And if you find
a dryer sheet just chilling in your mailbox, do not
throw it away. It is not garbage. It's actually to

(32:53):
help with wasts. So postal workers want customers to know
that they might be putting dry your sheets inside your
mailbox to fend off angry yellow jackets and wasps that
love those dark, cozy places.

Speaker 4 (33:07):
Turned out wasp can't stand the smell.

Speaker 8 (33:10):
Okay, So to avoid getting stung when they're putting mail
in your mailbox, they're putting dryer sheets in there to get.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
The wasps out. Wow.

Speaker 4 (33:18):
Interesting, pretty interesting fact.

Speaker 8 (33:20):
Also, if you have a mailbox, maybe just store one
in there for your post workers.

Speaker 4 (33:23):
They don't have to do it for you. I'm Rose.
Those are the three things you need to know today,
any Rose, You're welcome.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
Let's go Alex, good morning, Hey, good morning, Hey man,
I got everything here. We'll do this next.

Speaker 14 (33:34):
Okay, okay, sounds good.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
That wore the rosies on internshown your morning show. Up,
wore the rosies on he turns down your morning show.
You are in what you think it is a happy,
healthy relationship. Then some things are coming and don't add up.
We try try to rip that band aid off. Let
me go, Alex, good morning, Hey, good morning, So walk

(34:00):
me through this. You and benas have been together three years? Yes, yep,
how'd you guys meet?

Speaker 14 (34:07):
We met bartending Actually we were both bartenders, we worked together.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
We turned off so corning of the email, it first
started off as kind of a fling, as the most bartenders,
most restaurants.

Speaker 5 (34:22):
Do.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
So how long was the flame going for until we
assigned to lock it up?

Speaker 14 (34:28):
You know it was, I mean, it was going probably
a couple of months, okay, and then just decided like, hey,
we might still make this official.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
Sure, and yeah, and we've made it really official. See
you guys live together and have a dog.

Speaker 14 (34:45):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we moved in, moved in together,
and yeah we got a dog, and you know, it
felt like we're kind of building all life together.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
Yeah. And your email mentioned you guys had talked about
the future and that the proposal was going to come
by the end of this year.

Speaker 14 (35:00):
Ye yes, yeah, yeah, I was, you know, doing all
the things, saving up money for a ring and you know,
and and trying to plan it out, make it something special.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
Sure, but here we are doing War of the Roses.
So what's going on?

Speaker 14 (35:13):
So recently there's been uh, there's just been It's there's
been differences, Like she still bartends on the weekend for
extra cash, and that's totally fine, and I get that,
but all of a sudden. Recently, she's like stopped coming
home after her shift. Like she'll tell me that she's,
you know, she's tired, and she leaves her car in

(35:36):
the in the parking lot of the bar, and then
like she's crashing at her girlfriend's house for the night
because she's too tired to come.

Speaker 5 (35:42):
Home, Which I mean, is she like uber into the girlfriends.

Speaker 14 (35:49):
It's like it doesn't make sense. It's like it's like,
you know, ubers are are are available, you know if
if she is too tired, I mean, you know, I
feel like she could call me, I could pick her up,
you know, you know, you know, and then she'll tell me, oh,
I just want some girl time. It's like, well, how
much girl time are you getting at three in the morning.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
Yeah, that's a good point. Weird does her does her
girlfriend also work with the bars? A random friend who
happens to be in the neighborhood.

Speaker 14 (36:16):
No, she's just a friend that happens to be in
the neighborhood.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
Okay, Yeah, that is weird though. Its sound like you
how at three a m. We're gonna spend all day talking.
It's like you're pie passing out.

Speaker 6 (36:24):
Only that if you're overing to your friend's house. Is
she waiting up for you? But also, why wouldn't you
just over to your house at that point?

Speaker 3 (36:30):
Yeah, I mean, I don't know how it is.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
No, that's fair, but yeah, is this the same place
you guys met at or is she martinting somewhere else
completely now?

Speaker 14 (36:40):
No, it's the same place. Okay, the same place. So
she's been there, she's got some you know rapport with
you know, customers and stuff there.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
And so let's do this instead having Sauce call and
off her flowers, we'll do the morning bull Ride our
country morning show alter ego, and we'll put her in
the isolation chamber and we'll see the last person she's
seen without clothes on, which I know probably doesn't feel
great now, but we'll get some answers. Okay, okay, all right.
Wore the rosies about two minutes on intern John in

(37:06):
your Morning Shops. Wore the rosies on interns John in
your Morning Show, Alex. Let me recap this. So you
and Vanessa met while bartending a couple of years back.
You guys started kind of doing the typical bar industry
thing of hooking up and then started dating been again
about three years. She has moved in. You guys got

(37:26):
a dog. Had talked about how at the end of
the year the goal was to be engaged. But the
reason we're doing War of the Roses is she still bartends.
In the last couple of weeks, she's been spending time
at her friend's house. She'll say, she gets off late,
she'll leave her car at the bar. She'll then crash
at a friend that lives nearby. That's correct, right, that

(37:50):
is all correct?

Speaker 9 (37:51):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
Yeah. The one thing that sauceprot I thought was a
good point was why is she leaving her car at
the bar to uber to her friend's house and then
just the uber back, which seems odd. I mean, the
whole thing seems a bit odd. Yeah, And it's almost
like it's too many steps. So let me ask you this.
The last let's say two months, how many times or

(38:13):
what percent of the weekends has she not stayed home?

Speaker 14 (38:18):
I mean, it's honestly, it's gone. It's almost every weekend.

Speaker 5 (38:22):
Okay, yeah, okay, have you you mentioned us of bartender
as well?

Speaker 2 (38:30):
Do you, like, is anybody there you could talk to
if you asked for like, hey, is anything going on or.

Speaker 14 (38:36):
You know, I didn't like Again, I I'm trying to.
I didn't want to stir the pot. You know, I
was worried because she still works there. I don't like.
Am I go there?

Speaker 9 (38:48):
Like?

Speaker 2 (38:48):
I don't want to? So let's do this instead of
saying her flowers, we'll do the Morning Bowl. Right, it's
our country morning show alter ego. We'll call. We'll ask
the last person that he saw naked is and vice versa,
and then hopefully we get a named that way, especially
because uh, we just got for a weekend. So so
this this past weekend, she didn't stay at home, I'm assuming.

Speaker 13 (39:12):
She did.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
Okay, alright, all right, so hold on one second. We'll
get this going here. That is peculiar.

Speaker 3 (39:23):
So I'll go home to my bed.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
Yeah, no doubt. Hello, Hi, confidence for Vanessa. Please. Hey,
that's this is tumble in the Morning Bowl.

Speaker 9 (39:36):
Rye.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
I put you in on hold one second. The guys
won't talk to you in the air. It's real quick.
The dark tumbleweed off his knees, giving you every piece
of me to my left is I'm getting you in?
Where are you getting me into? Shelby Land?

Speaker 3 (39:57):
Anywhere you want to go?

Speaker 2 (40:00):
I want to go by the back of this thing,
ain't all right? To her left is Clara Belle raising
her on the phone. Right now, the big old viv Vanessa,
is that you.

Speaker 14 (40:14):
Uh yeah, all right, Vanessa.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
I got great news for it. Welcome to the morning
bull ride, Vanessa. I got somebody in our secret elation chamber,
and this person in our chamber says that you are
the last person to see them naked, and vice versa. Now, Vanessa,
if you can guess the name of the person our
secret slation chamber, you and that person both when all
expands pay cruise a Jemmy gock beautiful this time of

(40:40):
year smells great as well, Vanessa. Do you understand the
rules I have explained them to you. No, Um, girl,
it's yes or no. Girl has no arms?

Speaker 3 (40:52):
Uh yeah, I get it, okay, Like I.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
Three, Vanessa, you tell me it's our secret slates chamber.
The last person has saw you naked, last person you
saw naked. If your answer matches that person, you win
the trips. That sound good to you?

Speaker 3 (41:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (41:10):
Do you have an idea in mind?

Speaker 13 (41:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (41:15):
I know who it is?

Speaker 2 (41:16):
All right?

Speaker 4 (41:16):
Girl?

Speaker 2 (41:17):
One two three is a Vanessa.

Speaker 3 (41:24):
I guess it has to be Joey.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
Joey, Is that you.

Speaker 4 (41:34):
Joey?

Speaker 2 (41:35):
You can't say that. We're also what grim Man calls
himself Joey. Real quick, Vanessa, my name is intern John.
I got Sauce and Rose here as well. Do you
want to guess who the other voice is?

Speaker 15 (41:49):
Alex?

Speaker 2 (41:50):
Good answer? Who is Joey? Even I said, why do
you see you naked?

Speaker 9 (41:57):
I mean Joey.

Speaker 16 (41:58):
Joey is like a friend who Yeah, no, it's not no, no, no, okay, okay,
because this is.

Speaker 8 (42:07):
What happened when you set people up on the radio.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
This is not like that, Jemmy, it's like a friend.

Speaker 3 (42:12):
It's Rachel.

Speaker 14 (42:15):
It sounds like that.

Speaker 6 (42:17):
Why when your boyfriend you live with do the last
one to see you naked?

Speaker 16 (42:21):
Yeah, because I spent a lot of time at Rachel's house,
and the last time I was there, like we accidentally
were like going to the shower at the same time
naked and.

Speaker 14 (42:32):
Just happened to like strip down in the shower, like
give me a break.

Speaker 17 (42:38):
No, no, it's not like that.

Speaker 16 (42:41):
Like I was in the bathroom getting in the shower
and he was like coming in.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
Okay, So yeah, he was walking around just hanging trow
and you were in there naked waiting for trow and
you two trousers saw each other.

Speaker 14 (42:58):
Like this is always that you maybe want to go
to Jamaico with.

Speaker 2 (43:02):
That's awesome, that is Alice.

Speaker 3 (43:06):
You're a smart man. We know it's funny.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
This is extract like this is get back.

Speaker 14 (43:14):
To wait and trap you liar.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
There's that fanastic We get back to So who is
Joey again?

Speaker 1 (43:23):
Joey is a friend of a friend.

Speaker 15 (43:25):
He made a lot of friend at Rachel's house.

Speaker 14 (43:27):
Sorry, sorry, a friend and a friend that you always
that you have been seeing naked four weeks now, you.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
Would go on vacation with a stranger an acquaintance.

Speaker 16 (43:38):
He saw me naked this weekend, which is why this
is what I'm saying, and.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
How many times that happened? And also why wouldn't you tell?
Why don't you tell your boyfriend right away?

Speaker 9 (43:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (43:50):
Because I mean, how is over reacting if you like
gratefully said that he's seeing naked and vice versa.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
Yeah, because it was funny and it was a big deal.
You always make things a big deal.

Speaker 3 (44:02):
I don't think it's funny. I think I would be
so embarrassing. We're it all.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
Yeah, if somebody saw me naked and laughed. I'd also
be very that's not great.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
Maybe, oh my good.

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(47:00):
The amount announced that six venues are going to be
changed before the whole tour takes off, and yes, Washington
v C is one.

Speaker 3 (47:05):
Of those venues.

Speaker 6 (47:05):
They said, quote to the fans, We're so excited to
get out and be with you for our twentieth anniversary tour.
Every decision we make is with you in mind, ensuring
the best experience for our incredible fans unquote. So they
posted this on socials and then they said, like, no
needs to stress, but the way that they're doing it
is kind of odd because they're supposed to play a
NAT part, not playing at Tiffulue. Cool love that the

(47:26):
capacity for the stadiums is fifteen thousand people different, so
like Gifulut, you know, is a lot smaller than the
next part.

Speaker 3 (47:35):
But yeah, here's the thing.

Speaker 6 (47:36):
Ticket holders for the old venues are getting full automatic
refunds as well as quote first priority priority pre sale
access to tickets. That's the new venues. So I think
that's kind of like that's where it like throws me off.
I'm like, why would you just automatically get tickets to Gifulut?

Speaker 2 (47:49):
I mean, I guess because the scene arrangements.

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Different, go through the whole presale thing.

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Again, disagree.

Speaker 6 (47:55):
The special presale is set for Wednesday at ten am
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I just still think of thoughts, but whatever.

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the paparazzi where he's just kind of a jerk.

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Speaker 6 (48:12):
One, I didn't really think he was being like the
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And at this point he shut things down when the
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(48:32):
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We're not buddies.

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It's his life.

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(49:18):
a round of bad roommate poker? How bad was your roommate?
I was talking to a college buddy over the weekend.
We our senior and junior year had lived at three
other guys poor guys total. We had a roommate who
chronically would get too drunk and p under his bed.
It was the oddest thing. I remember one day where
me and the mother buddies was hanging in like the

(49:40):
our lobby. I guess, I guess, not lobby B living room,
and he walked out like you saw a ghost. He goes,
so and so just pe under their bed. It was
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(50:00):
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What's your story about your bad roommate? Eight seven seven
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(50:22):
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Speaker 13 (50:34):
Oh no, got out of that situation.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
And they were a badroommate.

Speaker 13 (50:38):
Why she is absolutely everything of mine. I mean she's
stuff in the fridge, my toothcase, my hair product, my
hair brush, my hair dryer, my makeup, I mean everything.
She just borrowed it and used it up and like
she would have done on me all the time, and
she'd be like, hey, thanks for letting me use that.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
Oh that's so weird. Yeah, I mean I guess at
least the vemo's fine, but like to use your hygiene
stuff as bizarre.

Speaker 13 (51:08):
Oh my gosh, I would see my diyoga rant like
she would leave the cap off, so I knew you
used it like she couldn't.

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whole one second.

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Of course they're having me.

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(51:41):
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We can change name, we can change your voice. That's
going Clarksburg, Emma, good morning, Hello god girl, this is horrendous.

(52:06):
So your roommate would you what.

Speaker 17 (52:11):
She just she left her dishes under her bed first
and second, when I asked her if she knew how
to use the.

Speaker 20 (52:19):
Dishwasher, she did it.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
She was putting dish soap in there.

Speaker 17 (52:22):
And ask me why the cups go on the tough
rack and I'm like, I don't know, It's just.

Speaker 13 (52:26):
The way it is.

Speaker 2 (52:29):
But the dishes under the bed, Like, did you all
end up getting bugs or mice or anything.

Speaker 17 (52:35):
Yeah, but she was in the basement, so it was like,
it's a section gross dude.

Speaker 2 (52:40):
That okay.

Speaker 6 (52:42):
And also didn't like the dishwasher flood when you put
dish soap in there.

Speaker 20 (52:45):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 17 (52:47):
That was another funny part. She used this like random
part of the dishwasher, which I think is supposed to
have like a different kind of soap. Yeah, and that's
where she would put it so it never flooded.

Speaker 2 (52:58):
Oh my god, Emma, your roommate. Would we say that
girl hides plates under her bed or does she look normal? Okay,
I'm at one second, You're in the running now. I
will say. One of the greatest lessons in life is
we realized the liquid detergent like dishove design, going dishwasher is.

Speaker 6 (53:18):
A bit of that happened to me when I was
babysaying in high school and my dad was like, the
first time I ever babysat by myself, I flowed the dishwasher.

Speaker 3 (53:24):
I was like, oh idiot. That night, I literally the
dish washer was like. I was like, I'm gonna check
you out.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
It happens. Let me go in Warrantines, Sydney, good morning,
good morning, And this is in college. What happened? Girl?

Speaker 21 (53:40):
I had gotten the new cheese straightener for Christmas, and
then my sweet or my roommate called everyone that they
could use it on my hahull and somebody ended up
breaking in and never replacing it.

Speaker 6 (53:53):
Oh my god, because they have quarantines. I mean they
used to. I haven't thought a cheese straightener in a minute,
but that's crazy that you're I.

Speaker 13 (54:03):
Have no idea.

Speaker 21 (54:03):
She just told everyone that they could use it, and
then one of my sweet mates ended up telling me
that she told everyone they could use it.

Speaker 13 (54:11):
I've been.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
Absolutely okay, Sydney, one second, you're in the running, I
would imagine. So let me go in Westminster, Christina, good.

Speaker 4 (54:20):
Morning, Hi, good morning.

Speaker 2 (54:23):
Go this in college? What happened?

Speaker 1 (54:26):
Yeah, so me and my roommate. We have like roommates
for re mediation. Before we were roommates together, it was
freshman year and so we both agreed that nobody sleeps
in each other's bed, and we had been working out
pretty well. She was a great girl. But over winter break,
I before it started, I decided to go spend some
time with family, and she stayed the weekend there. Well,

(54:49):
her and her friends had gone out, and her friend
slept in my bed and threw us all over I
until when I got back from winter break.

Speaker 17 (55:03):
So it was sitting there for a couple of weeks.

Speaker 2 (55:09):
Yeah, okay, that is.

Speaker 3 (55:11):
That is disgusting.

Speaker 6 (55:13):
That is I feel like you're buying a new pillow,
you're buying me new sheets.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
Yeah, you're not friends with that person name, are you?

Speaker 16 (55:19):
Well?

Speaker 1 (55:20):
I don't see her anymore. I did forgive her because
he was such a great person.

Speaker 13 (55:25):
I just was.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
Hoping it was the one time thing because she was drunk.

Speaker 6 (55:28):
Sure person still like clean eyes. Yeah's accident.

Speaker 2 (55:34):
Yeah one second, you're in the in the running. I mean,
blows my mind, Jake, good morning, I'm doing great. Dude,
you're a roommate. Is this in college?

Speaker 6 (55:47):
No?

Speaker 13 (55:47):
Currently roommates?

Speaker 16 (55:48):
Right?

Speaker 9 (55:48):
Now best you've been my best friends sent.

Speaker 14 (55:50):
Here about five or how old is this man Jake.

Speaker 11 (55:54):
Twenty six?

Speaker 2 (55:55):
Okay, and he is a bad roommate.

Speaker 11 (55:58):
Why so when he gets super drunk, which isn't very
often anymore, but there's time where he almost feed in
the oven. Yeah exactly. Yeah, and he actually came in
my room. I plopped down right on my back and yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
He missed you, so pen in the oven. So he
like opened the oven up and was ready to go.

Speaker 11 (56:20):
Yeah, they know my one of our other friends happened
to be there because they're having a little party.

Speaker 9 (56:24):
Shot.

Speaker 14 (56:24):
Some think got it yes up.

Speaker 6 (56:27):
With guys because like obviously I don't have the same
parts as you, But like why is always men trying
to pee everywhere when they drink?

Speaker 3 (56:32):
Just like I don't have any friends to do that.

Speaker 2 (56:34):
Well that you know of Jake. One second here the running.

Speaker 3 (56:37):
Girls tell each other everything. I would know you just
paid everywhere.

Speaker 2 (56:42):
No, but there was a time where somebody would know
locked me out of their bathroom. We'll call him a
cruise and he so I had no choice. There was
a one bedroom, so like there was the bathroom that
would go to the bedroom and the outside like one
of those things like two doors, and he locked the
door from the living room to get in the bathroom

(57:03):
and from in his actual apartment, like his his bedroom.
So there's no way for me get to the backee. Bro,
I had to go to the balcony and be off
the balcony.

Speaker 3 (57:11):
Off of the balcony, off the balcony. I thought you
that was a plant on the balcony. I don't know.

Speaker 8 (57:17):
Imagine if someone was walking out with you and they're like,
what is this rain?

Speaker 3 (57:20):
Like, we're like barefoot for some reason.

Speaker 2 (57:23):
That's bare footing downtown. But Bro, that's on them. What
was I supposed to do?

Speaker 6 (57:28):
He in a copy myself with better friends.

Speaker 3 (57:32):
I don't know that's true.

Speaker 4 (57:33):
Knock on the door. I don't wake them up.

Speaker 2 (57:36):
He occupied, okay, but that I don't remember that part.
But my god, saws, calm down.

Speaker 6 (57:45):
My goodness, you're balconies, Bro, not currently that is, we
don't know that. So why do you guys pee everywhere
when they drink?

Speaker 3 (57:55):
They can't just go to a bathroom.

Speaker 2 (57:59):
It's easier to outside. And like bed, I'm not defending
the oven thing like or in the closet or the bed.

Speaker 8 (58:07):
I'm just saying like, how yeh do you have to
be to think this is an oven but it's actually
a toilet?

Speaker 2 (58:13):
Yeah? That that I can't quite defend it.

Speaker 3 (58:15):
I don't see a bold pe in it just because
I can.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
Why trial, I'm not because you're the one.

Speaker 4 (58:21):
With the parts.

Speaker 6 (58:22):
Yeah, we're just asking. I can't help it. Or there
should be a study.

Speaker 2 (58:26):
And why dudes do that?

Speaker 3 (58:27):
They do you guys get drunk and want to pee
everywhere when they're drunk.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
Why did girls get drunk and cry for no reason?
Because we finally can like let the demons out because
we have.

Speaker 4 (58:35):
A lot of emotions.

Speaker 6 (58:37):
We're wrong with that, so we've been keeping on locked
for so long.

Speaker 4 (58:40):
That you pee out. That doesn't make sense.

Speaker 2 (58:42):
John, somebody texting my husband was so drunk on Saturday,
went to a backyard pee on the side of the house.
We have three bathrooms to choose from.

Speaker 8 (58:48):
Why I feel outside, like outside in the grass.

Speaker 4 (58:54):
Yeah cool, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna fatch on that.

Speaker 8 (58:56):
If I could do it, probably would too, because that
just seems like something.

Speaker 3 (58:59):
Cool to do.

Speaker 2 (58:59):
We have a pe tree in my on Bridge house,
an pee in the pool. It was the coolest thing
I ever have to go pee on the tree.

Speaker 6 (59:04):
I feel like my friends like growing up, like they
had pools, they had a pe tree too, And I'm like, why.

Speaker 2 (59:10):
Yeah, tree on the tree? It was cool.

Speaker 6 (59:13):
Even my ex boyfriend like he'd be like coming like
like walking around like the side of the house, like
come downstairs, and he was just peel on the side
of the house though, waiting five seconds.

Speaker 3 (59:20):
It's in the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (59:21):
That's trash. Why that is trash?

Speaker 3 (59:23):
And I'm like, what if I like walk in it?

Speaker 2 (59:25):
Yeah that I can't get behind that. That why pain
on the side of the house. Yeah, what do you
What do you mean why? I can't support that? That's bad?
But you pee off of I supposed to myself.

Speaker 3 (59:39):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (59:41):
You didn't have a bottle of No?

Speaker 9 (59:43):
Was that?

Speaker 2 (59:43):
Is that his place?

Speaker 6 (59:44):
It's like when you get stuck in an elevator, you
always pick a pea corner automatically, like before you freak out,
you decided what your pre corner is.

Speaker 3 (59:50):
Okay, So you could have done that on the balcony
and pain.

Speaker 2 (59:53):
Picked a corner instead. Listen, it already happened. I thought
there's a safe space to share.

Speaker 6 (59:58):
We're just trying to figure this out. Sorry, we kind
of the conversation, but be honest, the.

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
Conversation is not round point on this show. We lease try.

Speaker 6 (01:00:06):
Well, you tell us that you pee off a balcony
in downtown, does very disturbed to confidence hit.

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
The best about that? Like that time in our lives,
there's one time there was me Eric and then Eric's
when X buddies. I want to say which one because
he has a serious job now and so we like
we're going to Cruise's place and like like a moth
to light this friend. I'll tell you three t one
went to the only apartment that had the light on
and pet It's just so funny because there was like

(01:00:39):
every other house like apartment had their lights off, light on.
He goes there. It is.

Speaker 3 (01:00:45):
He also gets drunk and eat scrolls hair.

Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
So again this is this is not yeah, because he's
really tall, so he used to do is like like
a bronchosaurus and go down and put hair in his mouth.
It's a long story.

Speaker 6 (01:00:58):
Like I'm really standing next to him and like I
gotta keep like my eyes up because I know you're
gonna try to eat my hair.

Speaker 2 (01:01:03):
And he is like the nicest guy ever. He is
but that its just that's what he does.

Speaker 4 (01:01:09):
Yeah, so yeah, uh.

Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
Look everybody's got a pea bush that all right? We
are so far off. I'm just gonna i'ven get this
thing back on tracks. Emma and Clarksburg with the girl
hiding dishes under her bed. You win the tickets of
the weekend plus you're qualified to go to Universal.

Speaker 17 (01:01:24):
Okay, oh my god, shut up.

Speaker 13 (01:01:29):
Oh I will not literally my birthday today.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
What are we doing to I celebrate?

Speaker 3 (01:01:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:01:38):
Thank you, I'm so excited.

Speaker 4 (01:01:40):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
Listen, I mean weekend tickets day. I go, Amma Hall
one second, get your infok Okay, well my husband our
dog was side every morning and pee outside together.

Speaker 4 (01:01:49):
Okay, that's a bonding thing for guys and dogs.

Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
Yeah, be honest, because then your dog cover the sent up.
I've done that before.

Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
Okay from who are you?

Speaker 4 (01:01:59):
Yes, you're going to sniff.

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
I've walked like dogs before, Like, I'll just pee first,
and I know the dog will aughter me and that's happened.

Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
But why do you care if you're because.

Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
It makes me go quicker because I'm like, Yo, that's
not you, I don't know, it's I promise he has worked.
Promise you because it's not the worst for your dog
sniffing like when Chewi would sniff a giant pile of
DUKEI that's bigger than like, dude, it's clearly not you.
You're right, Chucky Fencer.

Speaker 4 (01:02:28):
So you're saying you pee to make him pee.

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
Faster, absolutely smart, like whip it out.

Speaker 9 (01:02:34):
You're like.

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
They're covering the scent up. It's you guys just don't
get it. No, that's that's thinking smart.

Speaker 6 (01:02:45):
I get a picture like Rosarye walking the dogs and
then we're just like, let me just.

Speaker 3 (01:02:48):
Pull my pants down.

Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
Yeah, but now you can THEO. That's called thinking smart.
This is so odd. No, you guys, you guys brought
up women.

Speaker 6 (01:02:55):
Always call us dogs, so we mark our territory ass
such ill.

Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
Why do you hate innovation?

Speaker 3 (01:03:04):
We're not hating.

Speaker 6 (01:03:04):
We're just surprised because we don't think that way well,
and if we did the world would be a much
worse place.

Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
I guarantee you, Like, can you imagine somebody listening today
is going to pee outside their dogs and cover it up,
and you can think of me when you do that.

Speaker 6 (01:03:19):
I hope you text and let us know n eight
that you pee your dog covered up right away.

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
Just text me that it's happening, and that way we
know you just texted up.

Speaker 8 (01:03:32):
Nothing about a bumper after eating what you did off
a bumper after eating too.

Speaker 4 (01:03:36):
Much at Each thirteen.

Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
I talked about that.

Speaker 3 (01:03:38):
Like last week you cooped off a bumper.

Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
No, my god, I ate the like the one pound
cheeseburger and cheeseburger, cheeseburger and che burger. And yeah, we
had to go to the bathroom this restaurant. Let me
use a bathroom. We went in the parking lot.

Speaker 3 (01:03:53):
I'm just picturing your aunt holding your hands.

Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
She wasn't even there, she wasn't there.

Speaker 3 (01:03:58):
Sitting or you're holding butt off a bumper.

Speaker 4 (01:04:03):
Yeah, I thought you were.

Speaker 3 (01:04:07):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
All right, Well, you got more tickets on the weekend tomorrow.
John's Little Secrets come next. We are a very excited
for this weekend. The Chewy Forever Show is start Arlington
Draft House Friday and Saturday. If you want to go
to the Saturday nine pm show, call me right now
eight seven, seven, nine, nine, five four six A one
myself sauce Ya Meg Cayl Crummer doing a stand up

(01:04:29):
for the Warrior Canine Connection. If you want to go
to Saturday's nine pm show. Call me, We'll get you in.
They are doing six hour tickets for Fridays if you
want to go to Friday show Internshooncomedy dot Com. I'm
excited for a bunch of reasons, obviously to memorialize Chewy. Certainly,
wayor Canine Connection is just like a genuinely fantastic group

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of people. What they do is it's kind of one
of those things, much like the Fisherhouse where don't really
think of meetings a group like that until you heard
they do. You go, Okay. That makes They raised puppies
to be service animals for veterans, which is really cool,
like from birth the dogs are raised to like open doors,
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(01:05:11):
the tickets for Saturday, or get the five dollars tickets
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we know a show yet?

Speaker 3 (01:05:18):
I don't know. I haven't really talked to her.

Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
Okay, I can text her if you want. Sure your
grandma that text all time. Oh so, sadly, the professor
and my mom will not go make it. They have
pride commitments, so they're lost busy. They are, they have
very busy schedules in retirement. Yeah, I mean, although I'm
sure look get the full report from I'll probably have.

Speaker 3 (01:05:39):
To be on alert because your brother's about to have
a baby.

Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
There is that, but you know the baby should if
that baby comes during the show. I think that's a
selfish move.

Speaker 6 (01:05:47):
For the baby, it's gonna like give you like a
taste of ROWM medicine. That would be unless it's a girl,
then I'm going to be upset. Why would you be
upset because I'm the only girl in your family. I mean,
you have a sister in law.

Speaker 2 (01:05:59):
But oh, that is true.

Speaker 3 (01:06:01):
I'm the favor the favorite anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:06:03):
Yeah. The way that Sauce use herself my family, it is,
it is unique.

Speaker 6 (01:06:07):
I was adopted will basically, Yeah, your family takes care
of me too.

Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
I'm not saying they don't. Yeah, I'm saying this so
you can report back to them. How do the shows go?
I well, I think that's fair. If you want to
get the six hour tickets for Friday and the first
show on Saturday. Internsoncomedy dot com get all benefits the
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Speaker 10 (01:06:26):
Let's do this from the city that changes the world.
Peers Rose with three things you need to.

Speaker 2 (01:06:33):
Know for your Monday, Rose japros So.

Speaker 8 (01:06:36):
The Fairfax County Police Department is offering enhand security to
elected officials following a deadly weekend shooting in Minnesota. So,
a man impersonating a police officer shot to Minnesota state
lawmakers on Saturday. One was killed along with her husband,
and another injured along with his wife.

Speaker 4 (01:06:53):
So the suspect has been taken into custody.

Speaker 8 (01:06:55):
Two law enforcement officials said that brought an end to
a nearly two day manhunt. The suspect reportedly had a
list of targets that included other high profile leaders, so
Fairfax County officers increased their presence around the homes of
elected officials and make basically making sure any contact with
wallmakers was made with at least two uniform officers. So

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the DC Health Department is warning the public about a
confirmed case of the measles. Unfortunately, officials say the international
traveler arrived at Concourse A at Dallas International on June
eighth and may have exposed other traveling to the International
Air Arrivals building and baggage claim. They also say this
traveler may have exposed passengers on the Silver Line, the

(01:07:37):
Red Line, and two metro.

Speaker 4 (01:07:38):
Bus routes on that same day.

Speaker 8 (01:07:41):
Not great, but hopefully you are vaccinated so you have
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The cutest is so cute.

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Those are the three things you needs to do for today.
Thank you, Rose, You're welcome.

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I know a lot of folks, it's like the last
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That way you're always connected to the show. Speaking of secrets,
they happen next. What's your confession? What's your secret? Eight
seven seven nine nine five for six eight. Want to
call nine ninety three three eight to text. We can
change your name, we can change your voice. The best
one wins fifty dollars cash. John's Little Secrets. What's your confession?

(01:09:12):
What's your secret? Something you just want to get off
your chest? The best one fifty dollars cash. Eight seven
seven nine ninety five for six eight. Want to call
nine ninety three three eight to text. We can change
your name. We can change your voice, fake name Becca,
Good morning, Bake, Good morning. Your confession involves a good friend.

(01:09:33):
What's going on?

Speaker 18 (01:09:36):
Well, my yeah, my good friend just started doing this
guy and he seems really great. He's like come around
and sort of met our our friend group as best
and it seems like a good dude. And the dirty
little secret is that my friend is still hooking up
with her ass.

Speaker 2 (01:09:55):
Oh okay, So is she like officially in a relationship
with a new guy or they just kind of going
on dates?

Speaker 13 (01:10:03):
I am a little afraid to ask.

Speaker 15 (01:10:06):
Okay, it seems like they're like.

Speaker 13 (01:10:08):
Really dating and he seems nice and serious.

Speaker 9 (01:10:11):
About it, but I know she's still folling around with
this other guy.

Speaker 2 (01:10:14):
So, yeah, is X a good guy or his ex
just kind of toxic and nasty attraction?

Speaker 18 (01:10:22):
I think yeah, he's got that like bad boy energy.
It was kind of toxic. There's a reason they broke
up and they just like can't stay away from each other.

Speaker 2 (01:10:29):
Okay, all right, can I put you and hold one second? Yeah,
she is your current leader. Let's hear yours. What's your confession?
What's your secret? Eight seven, seven, nine nine five for
six state want to call nine nine three three eight
to text, will change your name, will change your voice.
It is intern John in your morning show John's Little Secrets.

(01:10:50):
What's your secret? What's your confession? Eight seven, seven nine
nine five for six state want to call nine ninety
three to three eight to text? We'll change your name,
will change your voice, fake name Alyssa. Good morning, Hi,
oh girl, messy your confashion involve's roommates. What's going on?

Speaker 15 (01:11:08):
Yeah, my lease is not to be up with my
current roommate who is a friend of mine, and she
doesn't know it yet I ever told her, but I'm
actually not going to renew with her. I'm going to
uh find a least with a different friend who I
think maybe will fight better with me. And uh yeah,
I just hope this doesn't like Okay, my current circles ends.

Speaker 2 (01:11:33):
So our roommate, current roommate, and future roommate are they
in that they're in the same friend circle?

Speaker 9 (01:11:38):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:11:38):
Is that you said?

Speaker 15 (01:11:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:11:40):
Okay, yea, And so it's a case where I guess,
like in theory you all can move in together, but
you just know the vibe wouldn't be great.

Speaker 15 (01:11:50):
Yeah, it's not going to be.

Speaker 9 (01:11:51):
That's good.

Speaker 2 (01:11:52):
Do you have you figured out how you gonna tell
your friend? Like, how are you gonna break the news?

Speaker 3 (01:11:58):
No?

Speaker 9 (01:11:58):
She has any suggestion?

Speaker 14 (01:12:00):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
Okay, all right, can't put you in hold one second? Sure,
let's go to Tyson's fake name Currissa, good morning, Good
morning girl, Your confession involves work. What's going on?

Speaker 9 (01:12:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (01:12:14):
I have to say I think all the months of
boarding with this coworker of mine was paid off because
he came over over the weekend. We've been texting and
everything went well. And not only that, it's also not
awkward at work. So I say, yeah, I hope it
happens again too.

Speaker 2 (01:12:31):
Okay, So are we are we both single?

Speaker 12 (01:12:34):
We are both single?

Speaker 9 (01:12:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:12:36):
Is the do you think this is more of like
a purely hookup situation or do you think this could
maybe be a relationship down the line.

Speaker 15 (01:12:45):
I don't know.

Speaker 12 (01:12:46):
I'm kind of just going with it, but I think
there's potential for that.

Speaker 2 (01:12:49):
Okay. And then do you guys at work do you
like see each other every day or is like, oh,
we're the same company, but you know, rarely ever actually
see each other.

Speaker 12 (01:12:57):
We're not like by by Fine network, but we do
run into one another.

Speaker 2 (01:13:01):
Gotcha trying to do that more question? Girlfriend? Was it
everything you expected and more?

Speaker 9 (01:13:07):
It was totally okay?

Speaker 2 (01:13:09):
All right, can't put you in hold one second? Yeah,
and let's go in booie, fake name Carrie, good morning.

Speaker 13 (01:13:16):
Hey, good morning.

Speaker 2 (01:13:18):
Your confession involves your mom? What's going on?

Speaker 20 (01:13:22):
So this is a little weird because yeah, it's my
mom basically over a really fun bottle of wine this
past weekend, a really nice bottle. She told me that
about I don't know, seven or eight years ago she
won the lottery and did not tell my dad. Oh,
she just didn't want, you know, to mess things up

(01:13:42):
and disrupt things. And you know, because she read so
much about how many changes people.

Speaker 2 (01:13:48):
Sure, and are we talking to like life changing, no
maut or how much we're talking.

Speaker 20 (01:13:53):
It was a little over fifty fifty thousand dollars, was
not like changing in today's economy. But sure, you know,
it's just weird that this pot of money is saving
in the bank, except when she takes me.

Speaker 13 (01:14:07):
For a really nice bottle.

Speaker 2 (01:14:08):
Some Yeah, I guess, okay, all right, I put you
in hold one second.

Speaker 13 (01:14:11):
Yeah, yeah, I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:14:13):
Confused by this one fake named Kelly. Good morning, Good morning.
Your confession involves father and law. What happened?

Speaker 3 (01:14:21):
Girl?

Speaker 9 (01:14:22):
Can you trying to convince you when I was nearly
post part of them that my husband wasn't anything and
to move in with him and to.

Speaker 3 (01:14:29):
Leave my husband your husband's dad.

Speaker 9 (01:14:33):
Yeah, I was a little crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:14:35):
Oh so had he always kind of been flirting with
you prior to you having the kid.

Speaker 9 (01:14:44):
Yeah, a little bit, but I was just like, you know, stupid.

Speaker 2 (01:14:48):
Sure have you told your husband?

Speaker 9 (01:14:51):
Oh yeah, he knew all about it. It took a lot
of time to repair everything.

Speaker 2 (01:14:56):
Yeah, I mean yea, yeah, I imagine like going forward? Like,
and also, is your father in law married?

Speaker 9 (01:15:04):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:15:05):
Okay? Like, how do you do family get togethers now?
And like is your husband and his day? Are they cool?
Because I couldn't be cool after that?

Speaker 9 (01:15:12):
No, they're a little better, I would say, but it's
still was kind of like a big whoa moment and
we're working through it. Think that we have a granddaughter
that kind of just like fixes everything to her, so
I should never like take that out on him.

Speaker 2 (01:15:29):
Is your father yeah? Is your father in law attractive?

Speaker 9 (01:15:34):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:15:35):
Okay?

Speaker 9 (01:15:36):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:15:37):
One a second thing, Dan Kelly, you're in the running
vote for your favorite text? Nine nine three three eight?

Speaker 6 (01:15:41):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:15:42):
Do you want to share your secret about you tattoo
geting today?

Speaker 9 (01:15:44):
Sauce?

Speaker 3 (01:15:44):
Shut up?

Speaker 9 (01:15:45):
What?

Speaker 6 (01:15:46):
Also? It would be my secret to share y'all your blabbermouth.
Do you think I act like I have breaking news?
Whenever you're doing something you do you're doing the same thing.

Speaker 2 (01:15:56):
I was just because you and getting tattooed sailor front Patty.

Speaker 3 (01:15:58):
Yeah, and buy the daddy at the tattoo shop.

Speaker 4 (01:16:01):
You're sorry, why did you daddy?

Speaker 18 (01:16:04):
Eric?

Speaker 2 (01:16:04):
You're buying daddy.

Speaker 3 (01:16:05):
Eric, I'm bonding with daddy.

Speaker 4 (01:16:07):
Oh your daddy daughter.

Speaker 2 (01:16:09):
Gosh, you heard that you're buying a daddy at the
tattoo shop.

Speaker 3 (01:16:12):
I would buy daddy.

Speaker 6 (01:16:13):
My dad's friend, not she's a subdu but my dad's
friend whom I had not seen for a long time
until yesterday. Hot hot. I was like, how old is he?
And he's ten years old than me? Sauce sing.

Speaker 14 (01:16:26):
Tell that.

Speaker 3 (01:16:27):
I'm like, just ad him on Facebook is what happens.

Speaker 2 (01:16:30):
He's probably listening totally, is your dad.

Speaker 3 (01:16:34):
My dad was like, you're not hanging out with my friend.
I was like, he's literally not that much Olderly, he's
closer to my age.

Speaker 8 (01:16:39):
In your age, That's that would be weird myself.

Speaker 2 (01:16:44):
Wait, so let's get back to the tattoo though. In
shots to our friend Tandy, Patty stick her on my laptop,
so do you know, like, where are you getting it?

Speaker 3 (01:16:53):
Yeah? What you're getting? Yes? And getting on my arm?

Speaker 2 (01:16:56):
Okay, we're in your arm on the back of my arm.
What was gonna be worry about?

Speaker 17 (01:17:00):
John?

Speaker 3 (01:17:00):
You'll see tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (01:17:01):
I want what are you going to be your tattoo? Daddy?

Speaker 22 (01:17:05):
So it might be daddy Eric actually because it's hilarious,
Please don't. I mean they're gonna do a bull slash
tours symbol but kind of maybe the ball.

Speaker 2 (01:17:15):
But should I do it underneath this.

Speaker 4 (01:17:17):
One or do like fresh side the side under different?

Speaker 9 (01:17:21):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (01:17:22):
Absolutely? Also, if you got the Rocks tattoo, that'd be
the but it's not going to be like the same
bull like a bull, so why not? Yeah, if you
got anything close to the Rocks tattoo, that's that's been
I'm going to google it's it's his bull logo. But
it's like it's very like but it's gone now because
he covered it with with his other All of his

(01:17:44):
merch has it though, yes, all of his merch does
have That's a that's a little If you got as
an adult man or the kid, why not?

Speaker 3 (01:17:53):
No, I can understand why you cover up. It doesn't
look very good.

Speaker 2 (01:17:55):
No, that was like that was his logo?

Speaker 9 (01:17:59):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:17:59):
Fine, I mean, if you want a tourist symbol.

Speaker 3 (01:18:03):
I wouldn't get that one is saying, yeah, there you go.

Speaker 2 (01:18:09):
That one's like cartoony. Why don't you get DC sports one?
You fake?

Speaker 5 (01:18:11):
Then?

Speaker 22 (01:18:13):
No, there it is, can't because I'd rather have the
Redskins logan than the commander W.

Speaker 3 (01:18:18):
So you know, the W is still the W.

Speaker 22 (01:18:20):
But the W looks weird. It would look weird on me,
like that just would look weird. But the rocks tattoo
there really good?

Speaker 3 (01:18:26):
Would the W look weird because it's a big w
ankle a W.

Speaker 2 (01:18:31):
This is time from the guy that has the QR
code on his back shoulder. So oreos okay, ic for oreos,
things that listen lively? Isn't that it's for both You
need to go. Okay. The coming in, by the way,
fake named Kelly with the father in law. You win
the money? Okay? One second? Now where she's from?

Speaker 3 (01:18:56):
Okay, I thought that's a bad thing.

Speaker 2 (01:18:58):
The same everything. Celebrity Sauce has her entertainment part coming
next with you Got for Us.

Speaker 6 (01:19:02):
We're gonna be talking about how this streaming service is
adding more ads.

Speaker 3 (01:19:08):
I could not reach for a second.

Speaker 2 (01:19:10):
Can't even tell.

Speaker 13 (01:19:15):
Everything.

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Celebrity Sauce has entertainment apart what you got for us.

Speaker 6 (01:19:18):
So the Sewan Didny Coombs trial is heading into its
seventh week, and now you know that there is a
slight jury change. So the judge overseeing the case has
to dismiss wonder actor he gave inconsistent answers about where
he lived. Defense lawyers had objected to this dismissal, saying
that would lead would make the jury less diverse. But
prosecutors were complaining because basically the juror was giving really

(01:19:40):
inconsistent answers in the pre trial interviews about his residence.
So depending on like who he talked to, that he
said that he lived with his girlfriend New Jersey, then
he also said he lived with his aunt in New
York City, and then he also said that he lived
in the Bronx with his fiance and baby daughter, which
is like, that's odd, Like if I ask you guys
where you live, you just tell me.

Speaker 3 (01:19:58):
It's not like three different places.

Speaker 6 (01:20:01):
Also, Kanye West arrived at the courthouse on Friday in
support of Ditty, and he was turned away because he
was not on the guest list. He also watched remotely
in what they called the spillover room for a total
of ten minutes and then he left. But basically, like
I told you, we talked to us on Friday. But
the previous day, Jane, you know, Ditty's ex girlfriend, had
testifly that they flew to Vegas in January twenty twenty
four with a famous rapper that had worked with Ditty before.

(01:20:23):
And so people are now, like, especially online sluts, are
saying that maybe it was Kanye with his wife Bianca
sin story because her birthdays in January.

Speaker 3 (01:20:33):
That's just what people are saying. The whole things.

Speaker 2 (01:20:35):
If there's a mistrial because some moron lied about where
he lived, yeah to Boo that man.

Speaker 8 (01:20:39):
Also, how if these were questions that were asking, yeah, trial,
why is it.

Speaker 4 (01:20:44):
Now they're dismissing that's why did they do that before him?
That's very bizarre.

Speaker 6 (01:20:48):
How did he get on the jury in general? Like
if he didn't answer where he lived, way, the whole
thing's weird, and so Mike the situation. Sarrantino from you know,
Jersey Shore has announced that he and his wife are
now official officially interventions. I think this is so cool
because this comes when he's also celebrating his tenth year sober.

Speaker 9 (01:21:04):
So.

Speaker 6 (01:21:05):
He shared the news on Instagram yesterday and he revealed
that they are launching their own treatment center brand. It's
called the archangel Centers, and the facilities will focus on
mental health and substance use treatment for adolescents and adults,
and that's gonna be opening in New Jersey later this year.
So he called the achievement personal and described it as
an apology to him himself. And he also said that
he's like he basically has been very open about his

(01:21:25):
mental health struggles and just like his struggles with addiction
in general. But yeah, he detailed the his I don't
know if you've read it, but he detailed all the
moments of his struggles with his memoir which is called
reality Check, making the best of the situation, which you
can find out. And Prime Video, Amazon streaming service, is
doubling up on ads. This is according to a report

(01:21:45):
from Adweek, so citing ad buyers and documents it reviewed,
ad Week reported that Amazon has moved to four to
six minute ads per hour of streaming, Which is wild
because I don't usually watch stuff on Prime anymore cause
I don't feel like it doesn't really have a lot
of that warm way watch. But I started watching the
better sister finally, and I was like, I don't remember
there being this so many commercials. Yeah, and yeah, it's

(01:22:06):
doubled up. So it went from two to three and
a half minut minute minute ads with my first launch
ads last January, and now it's up to six minutes
per hour, which is just insane. And it's like every
platform there we're talking about it seems like it's getting
more ads. HBO Max is now rolling out ads and
they crack down. Also a password sharing, Netflix adds password

(01:22:28):
sharing that's been a thing, and then Hulu also ads
but also great.

Speaker 3 (01:22:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:22:33):
The only one I don't pay for is I paid
to not have ads is Netflix. But yeah, the rest
I just swamp. But yeah, if you're looking for something,
you know what what that's because you use my password,
you won't pay for it.

Speaker 3 (01:22:44):
I don't. You don't have Hulu.

Speaker 5 (01:22:48):
I do.

Speaker 6 (01:22:48):
Oh see, that's okay because daddy Eric gave me his
password for so yep. Anyway, if you're looking all all
my dads are taking care of me. Oh my daddy's okay.
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Whole Oh wait you out? You have to rearrange what
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It needed a good refresher.

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It's kind of a two for Rose. Send me this
first one. Uh, cicadas are back, yea, although every year
I like this is the big one, and then it's okay,
and then next year comes it's like this is the
big one.

Speaker 4 (01:24:27):
And it's like multiple broods that are uh.

Speaker 2 (01:24:31):
This one in uh Ohio, so cicada has been blamed
for a car crash. They left a car on its side.
The uh yeah Police Department Ohio is here on Facebook
a photo of a car that rolled to its side.
They said cicadas were the culprit.

Speaker 3 (01:24:46):
That's scary person.

Speaker 2 (01:24:47):
OK, yeah, they're fine. So uh they posted saying we're
all aware these pesky cicadas don't respect personal space, including
while driving. Maybe a good idea to keep the windows
up for the next several weeks and as you can see,
a cicada to that can be dangerous.

Speaker 14 (01:25:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:25:01):
So basically these folks were driving, cicada got in the
car and they tried to swerve out.

Speaker 3 (01:25:05):
I'll just never forget.

Speaker 6 (01:25:06):
It was two thousand and four and the cicadas at
least in like the Baltimore area were horrible, to the
point that people were going out with umbrellas for like
six weeks. Oh yeah, because they were like and then
they hit your windshield and they sounded so loud. And yes,
like my my dermatologist in Kayton'sville, I just remember, like
my mom was like run because like they were everywhere,
they like covered everything.

Speaker 2 (01:25:26):
It was so crazy and they're so loud too. So
this is brood fourteen. They emerged in the ground every
seventeen years, so I means the last time they saw
the sun. George W. Bush is just getting out office
and Apple was about to launch the app store.

Speaker 4 (01:25:38):
What which is crazy, so crazy to think about.

Speaker 9 (01:25:41):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:25:42):
Uh further cicada story, No awesome, Ohio.

Speaker 3 (01:25:45):
I don't want anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:25:47):
So King's Island, which is like an amusement park we've
actually been to back in the day, which is fantastic.
It's in Mace, Ohio. They had to warn people because
of brood fourteen. Cicadas too, keep your mouth closed on
roller coaster. No no, no.

Speaker 3 (01:26:02):
And I feel like cicadas like smell or something. I
don't know, maybe I'm thank you cicadas.

Speaker 2 (01:26:06):
So and then like you choke on it too, and
like it goes right to the back. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:26:12):
I don't forget.

Speaker 6 (01:26:13):
I was going to eighth grade social and my date
ate a cicada to try to impress me, and it worked.

Speaker 4 (01:26:19):
Isn't there like chocolate covered ciccados?

Speaker 2 (01:26:21):
Yeah, we had those a couple of years ago during
the pandemic. You know, we're just trying out your things. Yeah, so, uh,
they say this is the roote fourteen is first seen
by the Pilgrims in sixteen thirty four. Wo I guess
they're a little bit late, so that's why it's kind
of messing things up. But yeah, the Musem Park kind
of say, hey, like we have them everywhere here. If
you're going down the roller coaster, keep your mouth closed.
You don't get full of oh my god.

Speaker 6 (01:26:42):
If I'm sorry, I keep thinking about it. If that
happened to me, I would simply pass out, like oh
I'd be done. I'm like in the sound or wings big,
oh my.

Speaker 2 (01:26:49):
God, and then just moving your mouth. You ever seen
videos of dogs have them and like spit out and
the dogs pits out there. It is Cicadah, Yeah, it's
a it's a no for me.

Speaker 4 (01:26:58):
You know I'm gonna pass on. I'm thank you, thank
you same.

Speaker 2 (01:27:03):
If you want to see some of the videos, will
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for your Monday how to know a guy isn't actually interested?
Hang on and a happy Monday friend. Thank you for
hanging out. Interns John in your morning show, Sauce fea
part Today Show? So far what you got?

Speaker 3 (01:27:35):
I love the Roses Today Morning bull Ride.

Speaker 4 (01:27:38):
Yeah you can come back, Yes, sir, I guess it
has to be Joey Jelly.

Speaker 5 (01:27:45):
Is that you?

Speaker 9 (01:27:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:27:50):
I believe she claimed that it was her friend's guy,
that this happened to your naked but she's walking in
the shower.

Speaker 4 (01:27:55):
Yes, makes sense.

Speaker 2 (01:27:56):
So I walk a naked at people's houses boyfriends. Oh,
the whole thing was yeah, Rose, how about you a
bad roommate poker yeah, including the woman whose roommate was
putting dishes somewhere.

Speaker 17 (01:28:08):
She just she loved her dishes under her God first
and second when I asked her if she knew he
used a dishwasher, she did it.

Speaker 1 (01:28:16):
She was putting dish.

Speaker 2 (01:28:17):
Soap in there.

Speaker 17 (01:28:18):
And why the cups go on the top rock And
I'm like, I don't know, It's just the way it is.

Speaker 2 (01:28:24):
If you missed that or with secrets, we talked to
the woman who when she was doing postpartum I going
through postpartum. Her father in law was like, hey, don't
date my son anymore. Ditch him.

Speaker 6 (01:28:34):
He ain't ish No, but they were married, right, Like, hey,
break up with your husband who is my son, and
move in with me and I'll take care of you.

Speaker 9 (01:28:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:28:42):
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Get them at tally Hoe Restaurant, Potomac on everything they're
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Speaker 4 (01:29:42):
Peers Rose with three things you need to.

Speaker 2 (01:29:45):
Know for your Monday, Rose, What you got for us Solver.

Speaker 8 (01:29:48):
Four hundred and sixty employees at the CDC are getting
their jobs back after being laid off, the Department of
Health and Human Services said. Reinstatement notices were sent out
this week. Officials have confirmed that around two hundred of
the reinstated work were for the CDC's National Center for HIV,
viral hepatitis STD and tuberculosis prevention, and then another one
hundred and fifty were from the CDC's National Center for

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Environmental Health. So more than three point two million dollars
is grants will be used to improve trails and park
facilities around Baltimore, which is pretty awesome. So the Maryland
Board of Public Work approved the grant on Friday.

Speaker 4 (01:30:23):
Now one point three million of those dollars.

Speaker 8 (01:30:26):
Is allocated to improving the trail system at Baltimore County's
Miami Beach Park. They're also going to be improving you know,
like playgrounds and things like.

Speaker 4 (01:30:34):
That, which is really nice.

Speaker 8 (01:30:35):
And if you find a dryer sheet just hanging out
in your mailbox, do not throw it away.

Speaker 4 (01:30:40):
It is not garbage, even though you're like, what is
how did this get in here? It's actually to help
with wasps.

Speaker 8 (01:30:46):
So postal workers want customers to know that they are
putting dryer sheets inside of mailboxes to fend off angry
yellow jackets and wasps because they love dark, cozy spaces.

Speaker 3 (01:30:56):
And one a.

Speaker 4 (01:30:57):
Mailan sticks his hand in there, he's getting stuck.

Speaker 2 (01:31:00):
Yeah, that makes sense.

Speaker 8 (01:31:01):
They don't want that, and wass cannot stand the smell.
So it's just like a simple way to avoid getting stuck.
I'm Rose, those are the three things you need stow
for today.

Speaker 4 (01:31:10):
You're welcome.

Speaker 2 (01:31:11):
Make sure you following Sauce on Instagram today at Shelby Sauce,
s H E L B Y s O S because
Sauce and Daddy Eric getting tattoos out the show, Tatty Pats,
Tatty Patty. Do you have a couple of ideas of
mind or how many? How many ideas you have, Sauce?

Speaker 3 (01:31:27):
I have too.

Speaker 6 (01:31:27):
I sent Rose on getting Yeah, okay, so were you
getting to were you getting to that one?

Speaker 3 (01:31:32):
I don't know. I don't know yet. I'm figuring out.

Speaker 6 (01:31:34):
I'll probaly it too, but you're getting the one you
sent me for sure? Yes, Okay, what John? I'm just
listening to sound like that that confident confident. I just
I can't decide if I want to get a risk
tattoo or not? Like, am I a risk tattoo?

Speaker 9 (01:31:47):
Girl?

Speaker 3 (01:31:48):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:31:48):
I think you probably are, Like what kind of risks
like across the I just want to get a number
on my wrist and I don't know if I'm gonna
do it yet.

Speaker 2 (01:31:54):
Yeah, or not number one one.

Speaker 6 (01:31:56):
I'll take it zero for my dog. Okay, I'm not kidding.
Oh my dog has a joke.

Speaker 4 (01:32:00):
Sorry, I.

Speaker 2 (01:32:04):
I think that's norrible. Then Derek already has the QR code.
He said, you want to see another one though, wish like,
I'm honest, I hate him when he first got the
QR come like, that's so stupid, but it is kind
of funny now and it is like a conversation piece.

Speaker 3 (01:32:17):
Do we know that you can change it?

Speaker 12 (01:32:18):
Well?

Speaker 2 (01:32:18):
Yeah, so he has like because he owns like the code,
so like the one in his back shoulder. For a while,
went to the iHeart Players to listen to the show live.

Speaker 3 (01:32:26):
Here's the phone part though.

Speaker 6 (01:32:27):
I'm in a group chat chat right now or text
with Eric and Taddy Patty and she's like, hey, good morning, Eric,
can you let me know what you're even getting? Yeah,
he's like a tours or a bulls. She's like, do
you want me to like do you want a big
or small? Do you want me to design something? He's
like medium twelve works, yeah, because she design it.

Speaker 2 (01:32:44):
She sketches it out first. Most tattoo people do. But
anyway you can follow on. So talented at Shelby Sauce
s H E L B Y s O S. Let
me hit this next for your Monday. If a guy's
doing these things, he's not actually and we do appreciate
you hanging out in Turns Down in your morning show.
Nine ninety three three eight is the number of texts

(01:33:05):
Sauce you were out in the dating world. Yes, what
is a sign that you can tell a dude isn't
actually interested?

Speaker 6 (01:33:12):
I guess if they're just kind of talking to talk
and not really trying to get to know me, if
they're just how so like, uh, if you're just kind
of not really trying to engage in conversation, it seems
like you're just checking boxes. I don't know that that's
or like you're just not even trying to carry a conversation.
And that could be in person or you know, texting.

Speaker 2 (01:33:29):
Do you think that's because they just want to keep
you around long enough in case they find something else.

Speaker 3 (01:33:33):
Yes, that's what I usually feel like.

Speaker 2 (01:33:34):
Or maybe they just afraid of saying no and don't
want that to be mean.

Speaker 6 (01:33:38):
If we're still talking after a first date and you're
just kind of texting the text and it's not going anywhere,
then it seems like you're just kind of trying to
keep me around.

Speaker 2 (01:33:46):
Yeah, yeah, I guess you can kind of tell the
switch up right, because it does seem like legitimately something switched,
like a flip a switched.

Speaker 6 (01:33:53):
Because usually, like if I go on a date and
I'm not feeling it, I'm going to tell the person,
or unless it seems like we both just like really
weren't feeling it, I just assume that we're probably not
going to talk again. That's fine if you don't want
to have a doctor conversation. But usually I'll say something.
But there have been times where I went on a
date and then the guy asked me on a second date,
and it's a guy like I'm thinking of the guy
that asked me if I was a redneck okay on
the first date, And he literally text me the next

(01:34:16):
day and he's like, hey, I'd love to see you again,
And I was like, what planet.

Speaker 3 (01:34:19):
Are you on? Like you we're not viving at all?

Speaker 4 (01:34:21):
Yeah, no, thank you.

Speaker 6 (01:34:23):
Well, but then I ran to him in person rose
like a week later. I think this was like when
you were out on attorney leave. I ran to him
a week later when we were out after comedy shows
last year, and he said that I was talking about
my ex boyfriend the whole time. I was like, you
talked about your ex girlfriend for ten minutes, And I said,
I'm sure my ex is crazier than yours.

Speaker 3 (01:34:40):
Let's change the subject. And he's like, oh, you're right,
that did happen.

Speaker 2 (01:34:43):
Damn Yeah, probably now that has worked out in the past. Yes, yeah, okay,
they say college talking about that. If a guy does
these four things and makes it clearly doesn't actually want you.

Speaker 3 (01:34:58):
I was about to say, why did you ask out there?

Speaker 2 (01:35:00):
We go saying that he'll call at a specific time.
It never does.

Speaker 6 (01:35:03):
Yes, if you if you're gonna schedule a time that
you're gonna call me, If you're gonna say it, that
means it's scheduled, and then you don't do it.

Speaker 3 (01:35:09):
That I don't feel respected.

Speaker 2 (01:35:10):
Yeah, they say it's one of the more telling signs
you've met someone who either doesn't want to commit a
relationship with anyone or doesn't want one with you. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:35:17):
I don't disagree with that.

Speaker 2 (01:35:19):
They say. If someone has met you and feels like
it might be a good relationship, material he got to
seize the opportunity by reaching out to you and keeping
promises about contacting you as he said he would.

Speaker 6 (01:35:29):
I don't disagree because I've I've had guys like I
was briefly dating. I guess you could say that are
like y'all, i'll call you at four thirty, and then
they don't, and I'm like, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:35:37):
Yeah, well, like if you're gonna say it, why not
do it?

Speaker 2 (01:35:40):
In a guy's mind too, like if he's really into you,
he'll call because he thinks other people want you to rightfully,
so so if he's not that he's not quite worried
about losing you, which sounds horrendous, but like that's.

Speaker 14 (01:35:51):
Just like the just like whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:35:53):
Yeah, if he's worried about losing you, like he's gonna.

Speaker 3 (01:35:55):
He's gonna call you absolutely in an effort.

Speaker 2 (01:35:57):
Yeah, this is a big one too. If he resists
missing you.

Speaker 3 (01:36:00):
Oh okay, yeah, I can't relate to that one.

Speaker 9 (01:36:05):
Well.

Speaker 2 (01:36:05):
I think it's more so like he'll hook up with you, sure,
but like a kiss that doesn't lead to a hookup.
Not really about that type of you know what I'm saying. Yeah,
like in terms of like if we're having the adult time, yeah,
sure you'll do that.

Speaker 8 (01:36:18):
But yeah, some people think kissing is more emotionally connected.

Speaker 2 (01:36:23):
Then I think that this is okay. They say, the
man you're seeing acts if he likes you, says all
the right things, but he resists touching you have any
kind of physical contact. He probably isn't interested in having
an actual relationship.

Speaker 3 (01:36:37):
That makes sense.

Speaker 2 (01:36:38):
Yeah, yeah, they say it's uh, lack of kissing or
avoiding kissing can indicate a lack of interest of romantic relationship.

Speaker 3 (01:36:46):
Yeah that makes me.

Speaker 14 (01:36:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:36:48):
Yeah, although sauce hug Ducker, I mean.

Speaker 4 (01:36:51):
That's fair, though not everyone deserves a hug.

Speaker 6 (01:36:54):
And also like I'm so short and people are so
much taller than me that like my my face goes
into your armpit.

Speaker 2 (01:37:00):
Has always been if you come to the comedy shows
this weekend and you get a meet and great sauce
and not like to stay next to Eric because it's
the perfect height where his sauce is always in the
air arm I'm always.

Speaker 6 (01:37:08):
In his armpit, and like it's fine, I understand the
height different stuff, but like usually people I'll get like
my makeup on their shirt and it's like people will guessterday.
People kept hugging me and I'm like, yo, do not
see that, Like, my face is gonna be all.

Speaker 3 (01:37:20):
Over your white shirt? Yeah, yeah, I just don't want
to be hugged pleas.

Speaker 2 (01:37:24):
If he'd rather hang out with his friends than you, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:37:27):
Because he doesn't want to hang out with you, he
doesn't like you.

Speaker 2 (01:37:29):
But also, I mean, you gotta be pretty far in
though too. I suppose you know, like I shouldn't have
if he's not missing. Well, I don't know this is
I guess it depends on how we're serious. You guys
aread to begin with, right, Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:37:41):
I feel like if a guy is really interested, he's
gonna want you to meet his friends.

Speaker 2 (01:37:44):
Like yeahs, no doubt. Yeah, absolutely, I've always said that.
They said man's ready to have a relationship, he'll be
willing to give up part of his previous social life
with his friends. You're saying, they're not suggesting a person
should stop seeing their friends and they find a relationship,
but that relationship usually going. Is that going to work
with the person wants to meet their friends part of
the same group.

Speaker 3 (01:38:03):
Yeah, sounds great, and don't take you with with them or.

Speaker 2 (01:38:05):
Something especial dude, because they just want their buddies. He
got off their back. Yeah, and that's that way if
your if your guy friends approve your girl, the light
slide hanging out, like, oh, that's cool because she's cool.

Speaker 3 (01:38:14):
She's fine.

Speaker 2 (01:38:15):
Like uh, our good friend DJ Rise his wife or
Chase love a lady. Yeah, he's like, hey, I got
time with the misses. I'm like, she's doune.

Speaker 3 (01:38:21):
Yeah, she's cool.

Speaker 2 (01:38:22):
It's amazing. Allowed if she wasn't, I'd be like, oh,
but now that's cool.

Speaker 9 (01:38:26):
I get it.

Speaker 2 (01:38:27):
She's cool. Last one is that if he acts weird
when you talk about the future.

Speaker 6 (01:38:32):
Yeah, he doesn't want anything serious. He doesn't want to
be thinking about that.

Speaker 2 (01:38:35):
Mm hmmmmmm. They say too much talk early and dating
about the future, like we have to do this together,
we have to do that. They say isn't healthy because
he shouldn't force a relationship. But some future talk is
natural in the first few weeks of dating. It's normal
suggests one or two things, like to do together for
the future.

Speaker 3 (01:38:52):
Yeah, but like, don't talk about it too much because
that's going to freak anybody out. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:38:55):
I was talking to a female friend who came to
the bar this weekend, and she's just talking to this
guy and he was talking about how he's taken vacation
in the year and where she'd want to go, and
I'm like, my brother in Christ, that is six months away. Yeah,
we got yet time. Yeah, you've had like two dates.

Speaker 3 (01:39:12):
That's nice.

Speaker 2 (01:39:12):
You don't know her middle name, you don't know she
has tsa.

Speaker 3 (01:39:15):
Pressure, I know her birthday.

Speaker 8 (01:39:16):
Yeah, I like yeah, I feel like that is a
tactic to be like I'm serious. Well, yeah, I'm serious
with this relationship, but it's too much.

Speaker 2 (01:39:26):
It's kind of locky down for the future. And then
if he wants you to add some over text nine
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Speaker 6 (01:40:26):
So Taylor Swift surprise young patients at Joe DiMaggio's Children's
Hospital in Florida. So it's after she actually went to
the Stanley Cup final with of course her boyfriend Travis Kelsey.

Speaker 3 (01:40:36):
So she visited the kids. You posts her picture.

Speaker 6 (01:40:38):
She of course lifted spirits and everything, and she even
told one patient that she's a big fan of her hair.
One patient shared quote, I'm literally crying. Look who Judah
got to me at the hospital today before his transfusion unquote.
So it's a post to social media and basically it's.

Speaker 3 (01:40:53):
Adorable to the pictures.

Speaker 6 (01:40:54):
Really yeah, but doctor Jill Whitehouse, chief of Surgery, she
you can know, like praise Taylor Swift as she said
one of the kindest human beings that she's ever had
the privilege of meeting. Then she also said, quote, thank
you for making dreams come true for all our patients'
families and staff today unquote. So that's super cute.

Speaker 2 (01:41:09):
Yeah, absolutely, And.

Speaker 6 (01:41:09):
I don't know if you see all this over the weekend,
but the Joe's Brothers are changing off the Jonas twenty
anniversary tour a bit. So the band has announced that
six venues are being changed before the whole thing kicks off,
and yes, DC is one of them. And they said,
quote to the fans, were so excited to get out
and be with you on our twentieth anniversary tour. Every
decision we make is with you in mind, ensuring the
best experience for our incredible fans unquote. So they wrote

(01:41:32):
this and it's on social media and there's no need
to really stress but because like they're saying that their
fans are going to have the same exact performance and everything.
So basically, the original place was supposed to be the
nat Stadium and now it's going to be at Jiffy Lube.
The capacity difference for those venues are fifteen thousand, So
I think that maybe it was the ticket sale thing.

Speaker 2 (01:41:51):
I mean, it will be a better show, much closer. Yeah,
it'll be easier to get too, for a lot of
people than you know, to see because financial stage.

Speaker 3 (01:41:58):
Oh okay, yes, sure, yeah, I was thinking. I was
not thinking that.

Speaker 6 (01:42:02):
But yeah, So basically all ticket holders for the old
venues are getting automatic refunds, and then there's gonna be
a first priority pre sale access tickets for the new
venue that's going to start on Wednesday, the pre sale
at ten am, you know, Eastern, so the total kickoff
on August tenth. But yeah, you do have to re
buy your ticket, which is odd. Yeah, like one of

(01:42:22):
the Yeah, it's like if you didn't realize it.

Speaker 3 (01:42:25):
I don't know. I just whatever. I don't know. I
think that's weird.

Speaker 6 (01:42:29):
Justin Bieber, I don't know if you saw this. This
is also all over socials. Over the weekend, he had
a heated run in with the paparazzi. It was outside
of a Malibu restaurant and he just like was not
in the mood to play nice. Clearly he said, quote,
we're gonna set some boundaries here today unquote, which I
cannot imagine being followed by the paparazzi. So good for
him for saying boundaries and not just being mean. He's like, no,
we're setting boundaries. So he said this to the paths
and he made it clear that enough was enough, basically,

(01:42:51):
and then one of the photographers kind of got was
kind of being rude and then try to appeal, you know,
you know, like like like you tried to like breezing
with him and be like this is my job, which like, yes,
that is your job. That sucks, but whatever, and so
justin Bieber basically response saying, quote, I'm a real dad,
I'm a real human, I'm a real husband, I'm a
real man.

Speaker 3 (01:43:10):
And at one point when the.

Speaker 6 (01:43:12):
He was kept getting pushed back, he's like, no, you
don't get to talk to me today. We're not buddies.

Speaker 3 (01:43:15):
So yeah, so tension basically had a peek and then
he said you think this is a game, and then
he walked away. So yeah, I mean, he's had.

Speaker 6 (01:43:23):
A lot of run ins with the paparazzi that have
gone viral for like him being a jerk. But I
don't know, I don't really think he was a maan jerk.

Speaker 3 (01:43:28):
He's just sick of you.

Speaker 6 (01:43:28):
A follow up sure, I feel like your person to
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Of all the places to break into for a selfie,
you would think jail will be the bottom of the list.
Give me about three minutes on internshown in your morning shot.

(01:44:06):
I think we all can agree that getting the perfect
selfie is you know, it's important and maybe perhaps you're
willing to go to jail to get it. We go
to New York State Police say they rested nineteen year
old named Cody following investigation and report to a trustpass
the former Downstate Correctional Facility in Dutchess County. So around

(01:44:26):
two four am, they respined to a report of a
trustpass the facility. So allegedly what happened is the kids,
the one that called the police. He snucked into the
old prison because he wanted to take photos. He ended
up get himself locked inside one of the cells at
the jail.

Speaker 3 (01:44:43):
Oh my gosh, like that would be terrified. That so scary, terrifying.

Speaker 2 (01:44:49):
Yeah, So he entered the unused facility by crawling through
a hole in the perimeter fence. He'd then entered the
premises take photos. That's when he got trapped in a cell.
Oh my god, I mean it is kind of like,
what's say, emergency, I'm trapped in jail? Yeah, what do
you mean? I snuck in and there's no like you
can't lie. Yeah, I was kidnapped and brought here.

Speaker 3 (01:45:09):
No, I'm literally really like sneaking and take a picture.

Speaker 2 (01:45:12):
Yeah bro, we got your eye cloud, but you Yeah, I'd.

Speaker 6 (01:45:14):
Feel like if you sneak into like the Crownsville hospital,
like the one my god.

Speaker 2 (01:45:18):
Yeah, yeah, didn't you do that back in the day?

Speaker 3 (01:45:21):
Hey maybe?

Speaker 2 (01:45:22):
Okay, So troopers on with the fire department guy him
out the cell and then rested him. So he's been
charged with third degree criminal trespass. Yeah, wild yeah, but
that would be.

Speaker 3 (01:45:35):
Like kind of karma, I guess, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:45:36):
Yeah, but it's terrifying if that was my parents, then
like you're we're not getting you out like you can
figure out yourself for sure. I mean there you go out. Uh,
that's terrifying. Anyway, it's an interns you on your morning show.
Huge things. So Tally Hope pizza coming in today. We
said before, I think it might be one of the
best pizza like spots like ever.

Speaker 3 (01:45:54):
I love it.

Speaker 6 (01:45:55):
I also like this is kind of silly, but like
their pizzas of course really good. By like their logo
because it's a horse, I mean is it's a cute logo.

Speaker 2 (01:46:02):
So uh, they're also they've been seeing Real Housewives of Potomac, Yeah,
which is a fantastic family owned for fifty five years
by the way on Falls Road and Potomac. They brought
in the the white pizza was really good. Yeah good,
She's always classic. For the pepperoni, Yeah, Pepperoni's good because
the pepperonis are curled up a little bit. Yeah, I
mean like that's like the I like burnt pepperoni's. I
don't know why, it's like, yeah, it's just It's just

(01:46:25):
like it's fantastic breakfast pizza, can't go wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:46:27):
I love it. I was like really excited, you're getting
their pizza.

Speaker 2 (01:46:29):
Oh oh my god. Yeah, so again huge thanks to
tally Ho Pizza. Get them tally Ho Restaurant Potomac on
the Instagram. Anything you miss in today's show, We did
a Wore the Roses. He was worried that his girlfriend
was cheating because of how many times she stay at
her girl's house. This is who she says. The last
person see her naked is a Vanessa.

Speaker 3 (01:46:50):
I guess it has to be Joey Jelly.

Speaker 5 (01:46:54):
Is that you?

Speaker 2 (01:46:57):
Yeah? She would had said, oh, this guy saw me
naked my shower at my friend's house because I was
walking around naked and he was walking around naked, which
happens all the time. Yeah, if you miss that. We
also did bad Roommate Poker. Like the roommate who was
doing this, she just she loved her.

Speaker 17 (01:47:13):
Dishes under her budge first and second when I asked
her if she knew how to use the dishwasher, she
did it.

Speaker 10 (01:47:19):
She was putting dish.

Speaker 13 (01:47:20):
Soap in there.

Speaker 1 (01:47:21):
And why the cups go on the tough rock And.

Speaker 2 (01:47:24):
I'm like, I don't leaving dishes under the bed is nasty.
That is nasty way.

Speaker 3 (01:47:29):
It was so disgusted.

Speaker 2 (01:47:30):
I was like, because that is like gross, and she's
in the basement, my god. Or if you missed secrets,
this woman who her father in law reached out after
she had a baby saying, hey, don't be married to
my son anymore. Wild crazy, anything you miss at the
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