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This is a podcast from woor JesseKelly Show. Let's have some fun on
a Wednesday, And it's going tobe a gigantic show on a Wednesday,
because we have gigantic things to talkabout, like whoope, Golden No,
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I'm just kidding. We're not talkingabout her. Tonight, Joe Biden's already
indicating the reason he might drop out. We're gonna have a discussion about getting
people fired. Is that right?Is that wrong? How do we adjust
to that? There are opinions allover the board on the GOP convention,
the RNC, the speakers, somelove it, some hate it. We
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have that emails, we have theAttorney General from the state of Missouri.
Great one, one of the greatones, really our best one right now
coming up in fifteen minutes from now. All that Peter Navarro just got out
of prison. He'll join us nexthour in so much more coming up tonight
on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. And if you happen to be watching
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on the simulcast, Hugh may noticethat I'm wearing sunglasses. I have decided,
Well, I've made a major,major life decision. I will explain
all the reasoning behind it about thirtyminutes from now. Just get used to
the sunglasses, is all I haveto stay. I want to begin here
though it's not about Biden or Trump, but the convention or assassinations or any
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of the other things. I wantto begin well with this email Jesse lives
of TikTok. That's a huge socialmedia account that exposes bad things the left
does. I know her, She'sa wonderful person. Lives of TikTok's doing
a great job exposing people who arecelebrating the assassination attempt on Trump. Some
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of these people are getting fired.Many people on the right are saying we
shouldn't be doing this. And hegoes on says a couple other things.
And his name is Chris, althoughI think he's probably a decent per unlike
the other one. So let's let'shave a talk right now. In the
wake of the Trump assassination, thereare dirty commies being fired. Many of
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them have been fired or resigned acrossthe country. Firefighters, cash years at
home depot, people in more prestigiouspositions than that. They're being fired because
in the wake of Trump almost beingassassinated, they all ran to social media
or in the case of one band, Tenacious Thieves, the name of the
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band that didn't run a social mediathey just did it in front of the
crowd. They lamented the fact thatDonald Trump didn't have his head blown off.
All of them said something along thelines of I's too bad they missed.
I'm sorry they missed. I wishhe'd died, something along those lines.
And so we have somebody lives ofTikTok exposing these people, getting them
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fired in many cases. In theopinions on this on the right are all
over the place, very very verydivided for a lot of people. A
lot of people are along the linesof, yeah, screw them, they
deserve it. It's revenge. Maybethat's you. A lot of people on
the right are, oh, no, oh, we can't be like them.
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Oh, we can't be we can'tdo what they've done. This is
wrong. Actually just a cashier.This is cancel culture. I don't like
cancel Okay, So let's have atalk. Let's let's have an honest talk
about something I like to call nurseryrhyme conservatism. If you've listened to the
show for any length of time,you've heard me use that term before nursery
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rhyme conservatism. What is it?Well, on the right, for most
of my existence, the norm hasbeen nursery rhyme conservatism. And that is,
if we just brush our teeth anduse our manners and say yes ma'am
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and no sir, and we dothings the right way, then in the
end, even if we lose,we'll have lost the right way. That
has been the norm on the rightfor almost the entirety, For virtually the
entirety of my life. It was. It's gotten better, but it was
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at one point in time. Again, this was most of my life.
If someone on the right suggested aboycott of a company or somebody who was
doing something bad, you know,Nike comes out and they signed Kaepernick,
and someone on the right would suggest, oh, you should boycott Nike.
For most of my life, peopleon the right would not only still shop
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at Nike, they would lecture thepeople who weren't saying boycotts aren't who we
are, guys, We're not gonnabe like them. That's been conservatism for
most of my life. Nursery rhymecan servatism, and it's time to have
a discussion about where we are,why we're here, where we're going how
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do we fix things? First,let's understand the goal is that we don't
live in a country that's run bythese demons. I would agree that that's
the goal. Would you not agreewith me? That's the goal? No
matter where you stand on this,I don't want these demons running the country.
You don't want these demons running thecountry. Right. When you get
to a place as a society whereyou're condoning chopping off the penis of little
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boys, you've really lost your freakingmind and you're in a bad place.
So you and I agree that that'sour end goal. Right, Okay,
So that perfect? Now how dowe get there? Well it's a long
that's a long list, and that'sa long talk, and we'll have a
lot of that talk tonight. ButI think we would both agree that getting
there involves defeating the communists. Right, you would agree with that we cannot
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win if they're still in power.That's not possible. You can't have these
people still in power in win,all right, So we agree on that
you have to defeat them, Andthe question becomes how do you defeat them?
And so here's something I just wantto discuss here, the social shame
system, the social shame system.This is again it's another term I made
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up. The social shame system iswhat what am I talking about? Well,
in any society, doesn't matter whereyou are at any period of time,
your tribe, your nation, yourwhatever, there will be certain behaviors,
and they're not universal, they're they'redifferent from from society to society.
But there will be certain behaviors thatare shunned. They just are they're shunned.
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And when you shun certain behaviors asa society, you will get less
of them, all right, Sowho determines who decides with the social shame
system is in your society? Whogets to make that decision what is acceptable,
what is unacceptable? Who gets tomake that decision? Well, that's
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where we get into you and meand counseling people, having people fired supporting
that, being against that. Yousee, there's no question that cultural leaders,
be it politicians, celebrities, mediafigures like really important radio hosts who
are wearing sunglasses right now, pastors. There's no question that people with sizable
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platforms will have a say, probablya large say, in the social shame
system, there's no question. Butthey certainly don't have the only say at
all. Really, I would arguethe main driver of any society's social shame
system is the people themselves, thepeople, all of the people. They're
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the ones who decide what is right, what is wrong, what is good,
what is bad. Now, letme ask you something. In recent
years, have you ever monitored orcensored yourself in any kind of a social
setting because of politics, because yourreal thoughts, your true thoughts, would
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maybe make a liberal ant pagy acrossthe table uncomfortable. And if you haven't
censored yourself, do you know someonewho has? Of course you do,
we all do. I know.I could start listening names for you right
now. Well, I should havesaid this. I thought about saying that,
but I knew I knew Mark wasthere and I didn't want him a
fen market. You have, you'veadjusted? Why have you made adjustments?
You have made adjustments or someone youknow? I should say someone you know
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has made adjustments because the social shamesystem has decided adjustments needed to be made.
Now I want you to pause onthat. We're going to talk to
Attorney General of Missouri, Andrew Bailey, and then we're gonna come and we're
going to talk about nursery, rhyme, conservatism, the social shame system,
how do we feel about canceling peoplenot canceling people? And so much more
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hang on fighting for your freedom everyday Wednesday. And joining me now is
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the great AG from the state ofMissouri, Andrew Bailey, Army veteran and
now a man who's actually taking itto the people, doing the things we've
needed ags to do for a verylong time in this country. Okay,
you're the one that has something newcoming down the pike every single day.
Every day I see you're blasting awayat the left in some way. Explain
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what the lightest is because I've losttrack and it's a target rich environment.
My friend keeps us busy. Look, we're gonna keep fighting against the enemies
of freedom, safety, and prosperity. And what I see happening right now
with this lawfair against President Trump.These are dark days in our republic.
The left is injecting poison into ourdemocratic process. There's the same people that
will tell you that President Trump issomehow a threat to democracy, and then
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we'll hijack a legal seating, aroade prosecutor inclusive judiciary will hijack the legal
system and put up a junk caseagainst President Trump. And it was never
intended to obtain a legally valid conviction. It was always intended to take him
off the campaign trail, tether himto a Manhattan court rumor eventually prison,
and to silence him with the gagguard. I've never seen the prosecutor ask for
gaggard. That's the defendants right toa fair trial, and it's hurting Missourians.
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So we filed suit at the UnitedStates Supreme Court asking to put a
stop to it once and for all. Missourians have a right to participate in
a freefair and open election absent interferenceby a roague prosecutor. New York,
Andrew, can you just lay thisout for me as best you can,
because this is where this gets soconfusing. You have him, Okay,
So you mentioned the Trump trial.He's convicted in New York. Yeah,
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it's a dirty comy in New York. But he's convicted in New York.
Half billion dollar judgment in New York. Call this stuff happens in New York.
It's their own blue jurisdiction where theycontrol everything top to bottom. Yeah,
we don't want that to happen.That's a terrible thing to happen.
How do we prevent that? Though? When they do control it from top
to bottom. When they control everylevel of power of the legal system in
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one of these blue hell holes,what do you do well, Like,
I think this lawsuit in Missouri NewYork at the United States Supreme Court is
the only answer. I think thisis our best way to readdress our grievances.
The founders contemplated there would be disputesamongst the states and created an original
action docket an Article three, sectiontwo of the United States Constitution at the
US Supreme Court. And so thisis you know, the normal criminal defendant
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appeal process takes eighteen to twenty fourmonths, and it is inadequate to address
the grievances that the Missourians have ininterference the New York's interference in the election
process. That's why this case ofthe Supreme Court is so important. All
right, Now, let's talk aboutcensorship, because this is one of those
things that now that the government hassadly aligned itself with big corporate America.
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Now big corporate America, especially socialmedia companies and others, they will do
the bidding of the White House withoutthe White House doing it. So when
the White House is asked, Icould say, hey, I didn't delete
your Facebook account, take it upwith them. It's doing the same thing
by other means, and it's freakingwrong. Yeah, it's totally wrong.
Look, the censorship that's going ontoday on big tech social media is worse
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than at any point in human history. Let's think about that for a second.
When King George shut down a printingpress, he did it in plain
view of everyone else. Everyone knewwhat happened, and he was only preventing
us from seeing the written word.But what's happening on big tech with the
shadow banding, deemphasizing deep platform againstall conservative voices that are suffering. By
the way, you may not everknow that you've been deemphasized platform shadow band
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and certainly your viewers or listeners maynever know that. And so it's happening
in a clandestine manner. But it'snot just the written word that's being suppressed.
It's the spoken word, it's visualimages, it's body language, and
so that the speech that is beingsuppressed, it's much more dynamic than any
point in human history. And that'swhy we've got to fight back. You
know, the case Missouri v.Biden going back down to the truck court.
Now, that's fighting against government censorship. But as Attorney General, I'm
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also looking for new ways to takethe fight to the enemies of free speech
in the corporate oligarchy of big tech, and I think antitrust laws and consumer
protection laws are the best tools Ihave to fight that fight. All right,
I have a really stupid question,But you and I have talked before,
so you're used to that by now. Okay, So here it is.
I look at the vast left wingnetwork of things like NGOs funding facilitating
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illegal immigration into the country, placeslike the entire country. It's all fifty
states. So you have the federalgovernment working hand in hand with NGOs,
with these various left wing nonprofits whichof course that's air fingers quote nonprofits,
to facilitate an illegal invasion into theUnited States of America. Ken, is
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there something that can legally, incorrectlybe done to take apart that network,
because that is wrong in every senseof the word. But that wrong doesn't
mean it's illegal. Well, they'reco conspirators in the Biden invasion at the
southern border, and this is aninvasion of the president's own making. It's,
like I said, making Missouri communitiesless safe. Eleven hundred instancents of
human trafficking. In one year,more than fifteen hundred deaths from federal exposure.
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Those are at you know, wecan put that blame at the feet
of President Biden. He hung anopen sign on our southern border by repealing
policies that work to control the southernborder. Uh, because he hated Trump
more than he loves America. Butthere are tools we can use prosecuting wrongdoers.
You know, Missouri is one ofthe last states where it's a fellony
offense to knowingly transport a criminal alieninto or through our state. And as
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I'm as long as I'm attorney general, we're going to use those statutes to
to deter human trafficking and in federaltrafficking through our state. As the Attorney
General of Missouri, is there anythingyou can do or are willing to do?
I hate to put you on thespot about Look, you have a
city named Kansas City, but you'renot in Kansas. You're in Missouri,
and normal Americans find this confusing andwrong. Is there some way we can
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address this? Yeah, that KansasCity is in Missouri. Yet Yeah,
that's no, it is confusing.I remember people celebrated that you know,
congratulating the state of Kansas from thechiefs Andy were like, oh, it's
second, those are our chiefs man'sKansas City. Really, that's on you,
guys. If you can't know,that's see how you can blame that
on anyone else. No, that'sfair, that's fair. Okay, Attorney
General Andrew Bailey, I hope youstick around a long time, sir.
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You are writing the book for howto do your job. I appreciate you
for my friend, God bless you, Thank you, brother. Look,
the Kansas City thing had to beasked. Okay, Yeah, the guys
leading the charge against the Biden administration, I had to ask tough questions.
All right, it's a Jesse Kellyshow. Now, before we get back
to we're going to get back tonursery rhyme, conservatism and the social shame
system and a lot of other things. Before we do that, remember that
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this talk may be a difficult onebecause we're talking about things that make us
uncomfortable, things that make us squirma little bit, things that are different
than how we've been doing them.It sucks. It's hard to wake up
one day, no matter how oldyou are, whether you're five, twenty
five or eighty five. It's very, very difficult to wake up one day
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and find out that you need todo things differently, that you need to
do things in a way that isuncomfortable, because we gain a certain level
of comfort with how we live ourlives, and we on the right have
lived our lives in a way thatis live and let live, and that's
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good for a long time. Liveand let live. Hey, whatever you
do, you I'll do it.That's how we've lived our lives. And
we've we've whined and screened, beenyelled and complained about cancel culture on the
left. They shouldn't be doing this. I don't like that they're doing.
They can't do this. And sonow when the shoes on the other foot,
someone tries to blow Trump's brains out, people start celebrating it like the
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vile little demons they are, andthey're getting canned from their jobs. Now
we feel oh icky, like weneed showers. But we're gonna have talk
about that. And if you're notready for that, it's just because you
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All right, social shame system andour role in that, and how
we're going to have to conduct ourselvesgoing forward because you have a role to
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play. Hang on, it isthe Jesse Kelly Show. And I forgot
to remind you early on that tomorrowis an Ask Doctor Jesse Thursday, because
we're not going to be Friday travelwith all this convention stuff. So you
need to get your ask Doctor Jessequestions in right now to Jesse at Jesse
kellyshow dot com all three hours we'llbe answering those questions. Ask me anything.
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Also a reminder about a half hourfrom now, we have a major
announcement coming, so you're gonna wantto be here for that. But back
to what we were talking about,and we're gonna get to Biden and Biden
talking about his health and I havea bunch of email stuff. We have
all kinds of things we're gonna getto, but we're talking about the canceling,
the firing of people on the leftbecause of abhorrent things they've put online.
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Ah Mad Trump didn't die. You'veseen all these things. It's too
bad they missed. And there's along list of people this has happened to.
There's a band, Jack Blacks inthis band Tenaciously. They went out
in full concert and said, yeah, it's too bad he missed. Hahaha.
They just canceled their tour. Theoutrage was so bad they canceled their
tour all the way down to homeDepot employee puts something just despicable. I
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won't even read it here online.She was quite sad that Trump was not
killed, and they tracked her down. A normal person revealed it, lady
lost her job, and there areunderstandably a lot of different opinions about this
on the right. Is this right? Is this wrong? Are we becoming
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like them? Are weight? Isthere a violate principles? Are so?
Let's talk. Social shame is acritical part, probably the most critical part
informing a culture. Do you realizethat it's not actually laws and it's not
that laws don't matter. Laws domatter. But we've talked about this before
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when it comes to things like what'ssomething just super despicable child tranny stuff?
You're chopping the breasts off of afifteen year old girl? Do I want
that? Band? Oh? Ofcourse, yeah, band it. Take
whoever did it and throw them ina dark hole for the rest of their
lives. Of course, of course, yes, yes, yes, I
support all those things. But thetruth is, ideally you would live in
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the kind of country we had fiveminutes ago where you would never want to
do something like that. You wouldnever want to do something like that.
Why, even if you're morally okaywith it, you'd never want to do
something like that because the social shamewould be so intense you couldn't show your
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face at the neighborhood party. Youcouldn't show your face at work, you
couldn't show your face anywhere because thesocial shame came down on you so hard.
And here's the thing about that.We love how that sounds, right?
I bet you, I bet you. I have your agreement no matter
where you stand on that with whatI just said. Ideally, that's what
we want. But here's where itgets uncomfortable for us. And here's where
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we have to drop nursery rhyme conservatism. You know who's in charge of the
social shame system. You me,The people we interact with in our daily
lives, how we interact with them, The behaviors we encourage, the behaviors
we discourage. The things we're loudabout, the things we're quiet about.
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These are the things that determine whata social shame system is in any society.
And the reason you or someone youknow has been kind of quiet about
politics at parties for the last twentythirty forty years is because the social shame
system in this country has gone onlyone way. And yes, a big
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part of that is media, Hollywood, music, education system, all these
institutions pulling it one way. It'sa big part of why it's gone that
way. But since the social shamesystem them has only gone that way,
your liberal and Peggy walks into IndependenceDay and brags about the ninth abortion she
had that morning. But you feellike the border should be totally secure.
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With the border wall you can seefrom outer space. But you didn't say
it too loudly because oh, Idon't know Sarah's here, and you know
how she feels about that, andI don't I don't want it. I
don't want to make it uncomfortable.And you see that won't work. That
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won't work. What is social shamein the end? What is the social
shame in the end? It's correctiveactions. If we want to put it
in parenting terms, it's discipline.Now, are you a parent or I
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know we have a bunch of kidslistening to the show, or a child
who's gone through this. If you'rea child who's gone through it, did
you and the last time you weredisciplined by your mother or your father,
parents, when you were disciplining Aiden, Jaden and Braden, do you make
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it pleasant for them? Or it'sthe very nature of corrective action of discipline
unpleasant? Of course, it's unpleasant. You're taking a behavior that's wrong and
you have to correct that, andthat's going to be unpleasant, whatever form
that takes. Maybe you're a littleold school like my parents, in that
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form involves an oak paddle that wasmade for your mother by one of the
elders in the church to quote,save you from the devil. That's a
true story about me, by theway. So maybe you got your rear
end paddled. Maybe it's a timeout. Maybe you took his iPhone away
for an hour. I don't know. It doesn't matter what it is.
But it was unpleasant for the onebeing disciplined, wasn't it. Well,
we have a society chock full ofdirty commie demons out there who believe they
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can, can, and should runtheir mouth about every vile thing they believe,
twenty four hours a day, sevendays a week, and they've been
allowed to exist in a country likethat where they can do it free of
consequence for decades because nursery rhyme conservatismhas told us over and over and over
again that if you do anything tangibleto that person somehow, you're a bad
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person, or you're unchristian or unprincipledor something like that that is hot,
stinky garbage. Corrective action is uncomfortableoftentimes, like in the Kelly household when
I was a child. Oftentimes it'sflat out painful. I'm not telling you
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to go browse the social media accountof every dirty comedy demon out there and
then track down their employer and tryto have them fired. I'm not telling
you to do that. I'm reallygenuinely not that's your thing. Go ahead,
I'm not going to do that.It's not my thing. But you've
seen me be very, very aggressivewith people individuals and do this exact kind
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of a thing. You remember,I got the marshal of a Fourth of
July parade. Run out the door. Don't feel at least a bit bad
about it. Corrective actions, discipline, these are the things that decide what
a social shame system is. Andbecause we've never acted like that in the
past, we don't necessarily want toact like that in the future. We
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don't want to act like that now. But if we don't. If you
refuse to participate in the social shamesystem, of no way, it's Dan
Bongino. If you refuse to participatein the social shame system, you're contributing
to our loss. No, thisis live, You're live. Listen,
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Dan, I was gonna break thenews to the audience in a while,
I've made Dan Bongino just joined us. Stanbo Gino needs no introduction. I've
made a conscious decision that I'm goingto be a sunglasses inside guy, like
all the rappers are one. Lookhow good I looked. It's amazing.
Well yeah, well of course youthought it was a celebrity. And I
don't blame you for thinking that.Well, plus their prescription, Dan,
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I gotta be honest. Part ofthe reason is people keep waving at me
and pointing at me on the wayby in their faces or just the big
blur have no idea who anybody is, so I just keep waving back.
The Secret Service guys, they wouldhave worked glasses they maybe they would have
saught on the roof. Man,I mean, gosh, you and I
I mean, you've got this tacticalexperience given your background. I mean,
you know you see this story,You're like, you got this has to
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be eating you up inside you.You must be thinking what I'm like.
We spend six freaking trillion dollars ona government, bro, we can't get
some freaking drones up there or someconfident people. I mean, this has
got me so bitter and pissed off. I can't even tell you, Dan,
one hundred and forty eight yard shot. I know my wife can make
that one hundred and forty eight yards. He qualified in the Secret Service.
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When I was there handgun, wetook five shots at one hundred. But
the handgun you don't see much.The front side blocks everything out. You
know, you're lucky to hit thetarget unless you're really good. That's what
a handgun. Dude, you're tellingme what a two, two, three
or five five? So you don'teven need a scull. You could iron
sight dad, I mean, that'sjust insane. It's in boot cam.
If we were iron sighting with flightfive hundred meters and no problem, no
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problem. I mean, really disgusting. I have to go to break Dan.
Yeah, I gotta go video,I know, I gotta go.
Just invaded. This guy showed it. We'll get a beard tomorrow. I
see my brother. I love you, all right? You see that stand
bo Gino. That's as good asit gets right there. Also, Berna
is as good as it gets.You don't want to die, do you.
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You know, you have to stopbad people from hurting you. This
goes back to what we were talkingabout. Ready. Bad people don't stop
because you want them to. Theyhave to be made to stop. If
a bad person wants to hurt you, your wife, your daughter, what
are you gonna do about it?Are you gonna ask them? You're gonna
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Jesse, We'll be back. You'relistening to the Jesse Kelly Show. Jesse
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Kelly Show on a Wednesday. Rememberto email your questions for tomorrow into Jesse
at Jesse kellyshow dot com freakin'danbongino.So I need to explain because I realized
that it may have sounded weird,and who knows when they even got the
other microphone on in the last segment. So the last segment, you know,
I was going off about social shamesystem and all that stuff. I
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was being extremely witty and wise.It was amazing. Anyway, at the
convention, I might as so justlay all this out in the convention.
We're not actually in the convention building. We're in a separate media building.
There's a separate building for media people. And it's not nearly look, it's
not nearly as fancy as you wantto imagine. Okay, there are a
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bunch of cubby holes. It's essentiallyon I think we're on a basketball court.
Yeah, I guarantee we're on abasketball court. We're on a basketball
court, and there's all this carpetdown and there's a bunch of cubbies along
the walls. In the middle,there are aisles of these little booths.
I guess I shouldn't say cubbies,these little boos booths, boos. Shut
up I went to community college.There are these little booths along the side.
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This is where people are doing theirshows from now. Iheart's obviously pretty
pretty freaking big about the biggest thereis, right, and Premiere did this
thing super right. A lot ofpeople deserve a lot of credit for this
whole thing, Julie, Chris,Dan, There's a long list of people
either way, they really did itright. So they did this huge stage
in the middle. So I'm sittinghere yelling like an idiot while everyone else
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is doing their show quietly. I'mscreaming and yelling and doing you know,
the things I do. But we'reright in the middle. You can't miss
it. We're center stage as ahuge celebrity like me should be. And
Dan Bongino goes walking by, andof course, because Dan is Dan,
of course he sees me and justno care in the world for the fact,
for the fact that it's live.He just storms right on the stage
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and comes up and sits down andstarts talking. So if there if it
sounded weird last segment, or oryou missed the first little bit, it's
because he just sat at the microphonebeside me and started going did it,
started talking and that's stand on gino, and I guess the cat's out of
the bag. I was, Iwas gonna make the huge announcement, you
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know, in a couple minutes andten minutes or so, but I'm gonna
make it now. I feel likeI'm a sunglasses inside guy now, and
I just made that decision today.And let me let me explain, let
me explain. Obviously, we've allseen the rappers and guys that were their
sunglasses inside. Look one, Ilook extremely cool. That's one. Two.
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I've had this argument with my wifeforever that I like to have the
sunglass Have you seen the sunglass chordsthat they connect and so you can take
the sunglasses off and they hang rightin front of you. I love these
chords. They're the greatest thing inthe world because because I'd take my class
is off and I put them on, and I take them off and I
put them on right well, thenwhen it's hanging in front of me when
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I'm eating. It just happened tome today. I was eating some wings
and some cheese curts and a bigold globa ranch right down on my sunglasses,
which are right in front of me. Now I'm in the restaurant.
I'm cleaning off my sunglasses. Orif you don't have the cord, then
where are they? They're on topof your head, then you forget you
bend over when you're going pee.They're in the urinal. Now you have
to you see what I'm talking about. Why am I dealing with any of
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this when I can just put themexactly where they're meant to be, right
on my face? Why would Imake any adjustments at all? And all
this comes with an added bonus.And if you were listening to the last
segment, you know what that bonusis. I am what do you call
it? My near sighted or front? I can see things close to me,
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so I'm near sighted? Is thatright? Near sighted? I'm near
sighted? So I'm not the guy, by the grace of God, my
mentor Michael Barry is this guy?You should make fun of him for it.
He has to put on reading glassesand when he's reading something, he
pulls out these glasses and he startsreading. I don't have to do that.
I'm not that guy. But ifyou're well, put it this way,
if the TV's fifteen feet away,ten fifteen feet away, it's not
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HD anymore. For me, ifI'm driving, I can't really I can't
really read street signs, so itgets a little blurry. Well, if
I'm at an event like this,I don't know how many people I have
either unfairly complimented or been totally rudeto because people will wave to me,
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or I'm sure friends, like there'sAlexis Wilkins right there. I'm sure friends
have looked and I didn't even knowwho they work. Sat in my glasses
on because I'm so old, andeverybody gets blurry and I can't see anything,
and so I'm seeing you, knowhow what a polite, kind person
I am. I'm a very kind, big hearted person. I don't want
to be rude anymore. And Ilook cool. I'm a sunglasses on inside
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guy. Now I've made it this, I've made the final call. This
is who I am, and thisis who I'm gonna be, so going
forward, when you see me,I know you're gonna think that guy's really
important because he's wearing sunglasses. AndI want you to know you're right.
Right, You're right about that.Also, I'm right about a lot of
things. You may remember this.This is from two and a half years
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ago. I say this is mytheory. I say, marching orders have
gone out and they're officially sick andtired of Joe Biden. Jo head and
write it down, fellas, he'llresign your medical reasons or something like that.
They'll be carton. You remember whenI said that. Right, It's
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not that I've ever brought that upbefore, or not that I would ever
rub it in anyone's face if Iturned out to be right about something.
But Joe Biden did come out todayand say this. He didn't actually say
the fireworks sounds that I just playedthat was supposed to be Joe Biden in
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an interview talking about how he resignedif it was for medical reasons. But
you know what, now that Ithink about it, I like the fireworks.
See that wasn't that profound. Thattotally ruined the entire prediction thing I
was doing. Just know it wasgoing to be nails. But you know
how we prep or black there uphere on the Jesse Kelly Show. All
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