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This is a podcast from WOOR TheJesse Kelly Show. Another hour of The
Jesse Kelly Show. And Joe Bidenstill is not there the press conference that
is his last ditch effort to savehis pregnancy, pregnancy, his presidency.
He is officially thirty five minutes latefor the press conference that was supposed to

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save him. So that's how that'sgoing. We're gonna move on and just
do a show. And I'm soexcited for the conference because I just think
it's gonna be so bad and thisis gonna be it. That's why we're
gonna carry it live. I thinkthis is gonna be the last of Joe
Biden. Look, I do wantto say this before we get into the
army things. We're gonna move onand talk about this the system and this

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All right, all right, Sobefore we get into the actual army
slide of what they did, andI already told you what it was,
there was a slide. There wasa class essentially you're always in classes whenever
you're in there was a class aboutterrorist groups. And one of the slides

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of the terrorist groups. This wasthis took place at Fort Bragg, which
they call Fort Liberty now at FortBragg. One of the slides wasal right,
national Right to Life, the oldestand by far, I believe,
the largest anti abortion organization in thecountry. I love National Right to Life.

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In fact, I've been in theirbuilding more than once, and they
were just listed as a terrorist organizationin an Army briefing now right now,
The Army tried to backtrack. Infact, they backtracked as hard as they
possibly could. As an article outin Breitbart, Army briefing slide calling pro

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life groups terrorsts was quote not vetted. After conducting a commander's inquiry, we
determined that these slides were not vettedby the appropriate approval authorities and do not
reflect the views of the Airborne Corpsand Fort Liberty that a US Army or
the Department of Defense. Of course, so they're backtracking because they got caught.

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But do I need to remind you. I need to remind you about
that little memo from the FBI Fieldoffice. Remember that in Richmond, Virginia,
we had a whistleblower come forward.He came forward with a document,
a memo, and this memo laidout the FBI's intention to infiltrate the Catholic

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Church to go after those dirty domesticterrorists who believe marriages between a man and
a woman, things like that.Of course, once the whistleblower came forward,
Marek Aaron got up in front ofCongress and talked about how horror that
was and it doesn't reflect the viewsof us, and Christopher ray backtracked on
the whole thing. That is aterrible thing. That's not what we're doing.

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But of course that's exactly what they'redoing, and you know exactly why
they're doing it. Threat to democracy, threat to democracy, threat to democracy,
over and over and over again.That's what they call you repeatedly.
Threat to democracy, a threat tothe foundations of democracy, threat to democracy.
Why are they doing that? Whyhave they done to the January sixth

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political prisoners, the things they've done. Why was the federal government involved in
some way in January sixth, Whetherthey were just they're encouraging it, or
whether they planned the whole thing oranything, I don't know. We'll never
know the truth. But why wouldthey do something like that? Why?
Why? Why? The goal hasalways been for the American Communists to turn

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you not into a political wi opponent, not into the opposition party, to
turn you into an enemy of thestate. The goal is to make their
political opposition out to be enemies ofthe state. And why do they want
to do that. They want todo that so they can take all those
guns, all those guns the federalgovernment has at its disposal, and aim

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them at you. They want toturn you into a national security risk to
justify smashing their political opposition. Andif you think that's crazy, I would
kindly ask you to open up ahistory book for me even one time.
That's how communists have run their government. Every single time they have taken over

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a government, they have used thelaw enforcement apparatus and the military against their
domestic political enemies. And every timethey have done that, they have done
it under the justification that their politicalenemies were dangerous sabotage who were enemies of
the state. And Democrats are communists. Democrats are communists, Democrats are communists.

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Until you understand and accept that,you will never get it. I
saw this slide. I actually sawit last night. I wasn't surprised in
the least. What have I beentelling you that they're doing to the military.
A common talking point on the right, A very very common talking point
with all the gay this and gaydad and white people suck and our female

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only pilots and all the talk onthe right, what's the talking point,
Ben? They're destroying the military.They're destroying the military. These people are
destroying the military. And what haveI told you? They're not destroying the
military, They're creating a new military, a military designed for a different enemy.

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You. You see, if youwant the FBI to go after your
political opponents, remember we just hada whistleblower come forward in Texas, whistle
blowing that Texas Children's Hospital was stilldoing tranny surgeries on kids, and the
FBI knocked at her door. They'retrying to throw her in prison, and

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the doctor too, trying to throwthese people in prison. If you want
an FBI who will do that,well, then you have to remake the
FBI. You have to run outthe Steve friends of the world. You
have to run out the good guys. And who are you going to replace
them with? Well, I alreadytold you. The FBI is recruiting at
pride events across the country. Youcan go look up the boost to this

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day. Why would you recruit ata Pride event? Well, who's going
to be willing to infiltrate that localchurch and throw handcuffs on those deranged pastors
who talk about marriage. Well,someone you just recruited at a pride event
will do that. And when itcomes to the military, they just had
a big gay cake cutting seramy ona ship. And they didn't do it
in private. They did it onvideo. Go look it up if you'd

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like a big old rainbow cake.Not that the Navy could get any gay
or that it already is, butthey did it on a boat. We
have a US naval vessel called theus NS Harvey Milk. The gay activist,
white rural recruits from the South,well from really all rural areas.

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They're not joining the military. Whydo you think they're doing all this?
Do you think this administration? Doyou think the communists who run the country.
Do you think they're unhappy? Youthink they look at these recruiting numbers
and retention numbers, you think they'reunhappy. I'm here to tell you they're
thrilled. It's part of the reasonthey did the vaccine mandate. It's a

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way to guarantee you're getting your peskypolitical opponents out of the way. Move
them out of the way. Let'sget get them out of the way and
replace them with people who will bemore willing to do what is necessary.
No, it wasn't an accident.The United States Army just put up a

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slide calling pro lifers terrorists. Itwasn't an accident at all. It's the
military they've been building for quite sometime, a military that will follow orders
and go after those dangers to democracy. Of course, that's what they're doing.
I kid you not. Joe Biden'sstill not speaking. Maybe he'll be
speaking by the time we get back. I can't confirm or deny. As

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a journalist, I can can't confirmor deny anyway. We'll play it for
you when he gets here. Hangon, Jesse Kelly returns. Is the
Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday.Chris, everyone knows why you played that
song. That's not right everyone,For you people listening on the podcast,
we just came back to the songcalled brain Damage by Pink Floyd. Chris,

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that's a little too on the noseright now, don't you think?
Don't you think that's disrespectful? Ritztomorrow Tomorrow's and ask doctor Jesse Friday.
Email your questions and right now,don't wait until tomorrow. Jesse at Jesse
kellyshow dot com ask me anything,and I have an update on the press
conference and still hasn't happened yet.It's journalist Jesse. There's just no one

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better. We love Jesse. He'sthe best. Yessie, please kiss my
baby, Yesie, Jesse, Jesse, Jesse, Jesse. They are now
saying that it's going to be anotherten minutes before Joe Biden gets out there.
My phone, the battery has tobe about dead on my phone because
every person I know, from mywife, friends, everybody is blowing up

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my phone. What's happening? Whereis it? Where is this guy?
And look, all I can tellyou is my theory. And remember these
are all really, really terrible people, so don't feel bad for them.
At the same time, this isthe pickle they're in. Joe Biden can't
talk anymore, he can't do it. He can't talk anymore, he can't

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do this anymore. He does worsetill later it gets and he runs out
of gas really really fast. Again, if you have any experience with people
who have what we think Joe Bidenhas, you just don't have a bunch
of energy. You should be resting. That's why Joe Biden should be somewhere
getting round the clock care in aRESTful, peaceful environment. Instead, he

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just had to leave a big summitwith NATO. And how it works when
you're president of the United States ofAmerica. You don't just get to get
up and talk for two minutes andthen step aside and then you go back
to your room with your Worther's Originalsand Mattlock reruns. That's not how it
works. You have to stay therein glad hand. You have to talk
to people. They're gonna have questionsfor you. Hey, Joe, what

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about this? Can we get thisdone? So? Joe Biden just had
to work a room. If youever worked a room, I've had to
work a room before. You remember, I ran for Congress twice. I
ran for Congress twice. I've losttwice. But I've had to work rooms
many, many, many times.You walk in a room full of people,
and you got to walk up toevery single person. Hey, I'm

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Jesse, great to see you,Bob, Jill, how you been.
You gotta shake their hand. Youhave to conversate with them. You have
to act interested in whatever they're saying, even if whatever they're saying is really
really freaking stupid. That happens alot to you when you're running for office,
by the way, But what youdon't know if you've never had to
do that, and most people havehad to do that on some level,

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what you don't know is how exhaustingthat can be. And I'm not comparing
it to construction exhaustion or marine corpsexhaustion. I've been exhausted in those ways
where you can't your hands don't work. At the end of the day,
your shoulders are shot, You're justfreaking tired. It's terrible. It's not
that way, but just you're justdrained when you're done with that. And

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that was me, as a twentyseven year old, reasonably fit former United
States Marine at the end of thosedays where I'd have to do this event,
that event, that event, twoto three events, and man,
I'm frigging I'm gassed. I'd giveme a cup of coffee. I can't
do it. As a young man, Joe Biden just had to finish working

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a room at NATO with the mostpowerful people on the planet. Promises were
made, agreements were come to,and now he has to give a press
conference in front of a very veryhostile media. The media is going to
try to take him out, andhe's already exhausted, and he's nine thousand

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years old with dementia and no energyleft. So what do you do.
I'm sure they're drugging him up withevery cocktail they can possibly put in him
right now, but even that canonly do so much. And if he's
completely out of gas, I betyou Team Biden behind closed doors is in

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an all out panic right now.I bet they're looking at this old man
sitting there in the chair trying topull his thoughts together. And I bet
you money Joe Biden has staffers whoare updating their resumes on their phone as
they look down at him. He'snot going to do it. What Chris

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Chris said, do you think apower nap would fix it? It's actually
a reasonable question. My wife actuallysaid the same thing. I bet you
he's taken a nap. And look, I'm certainly I don't ever want to
pretend as if I'm the expert onAlzheimer's or dementia or things like that.
I just those terrible diseases have touchedeveryone, everyone in some way. I

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will say I've never seen a powernap fix it. Granted, rest is
better than being tired. You haveno chance to function at all if you're
tired when you're in that way,and so maybe it will help a little.
But we're not talking about you orme. We're talking about an old
man with cognitive decline. His brainis going it's it's it's really really bad.

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They say he's coming out soon.They say it's going to be five
minutes. I don't. I don'tfreaking know. Y ya, yey,
I am the cringto Falo. Ilike crinto scornchitch. I love him.
I do. I want printo scornich. I'll get them from you. I'm

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just kidding. I'm not gonna playthat whole song right now. All right,
So they just got went up tothe microphone. They tested the microphone.
I assume that means he's coming soon, but we don't know. This
gets more and more interesting as theshow goes on. This is one of
the funnest shows I've ever done.Anyway, we're gonna go, we gotta
go to a break, we're gonnacome back, and then hopefully it's hopefully

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at some point in time he getsgoing here. All right, Chris Oh,
nice. Chris told me, wehave a little bit more time to
see if he holds out. Getto some emails, Dear world famous Jessie.
Mike Johnson is currently on air withClay and Buck addressing his perspective on
the issue of whether Joe Biden shouldstep aside. Do you think the speaker
would ever come on your show oris he afraid of what the line of

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questioning might be, as in,why have you sold out conservatives on each
and every occasion that has presented itselfduring your tenure thus far. Look,
he would come on my show.Maybe he's very very aware of how I
feel about him. He's very veryaware of what's going on. Okay,
Chris tells me Joe Biden is walkingout. No, I would not have

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Mike Johnson on my show. Everyonehas a different philosophy when it comes to
this stuff. But I don't havepeople on my show who I absolutely despise.
What's that, Chris, We're goinglive. Okay, we are going
live now to the Biden prescottence.We got it, we got it,
we got it. You know whatit's getting embarrassing. It's over the shouting

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things at him. Now, Iguess he's still standing at the Oh,
never mind, go back, Chris, he still want to go back and
back. Okay. So here's myinitial analysis of all this. And I've
seen people saying all kinds of things. He was terrible, and the most
common theme I see is that itwas terrible. Obviously it was the sloot,
the weird whispering, the shouting.He sounded awfully sound. Look,

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he just sounded old. He soundedreally really old, and shot. He
sounded like a shot fighter, iswhat he sounded like. My take on
it, And I certainly could bewrong. Maybe this is just a confirmation
bias take because I've always said theywere going to bounce him out of the
race. My take on it ishe couldn't afford to be okay tonight.

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He is facing public cries from powerfulDemocrats to leave those have gone public.
An average night, which that probablywas for him, That's an average night
for any normal Paul politician, wouldbe a disaster for an average night was
not good enough. Joe Biden hadto get up there and prove the Democrats

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tonight that he is full of whateverit takes to beat Donald Trump. Did
he do that? Not a chance. I think that is it. I
think that is the last one ofthose we're gonna see. But by the
grace of God and High it's over. So now we go back and do
some more radio. All right,we'll do a little bit of inflation talk
and a couple other things. Well, talk a little bit more about the

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Spiden stuff. I have a coupleof clips to replay, but this has
been a podcast from wor
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