Corrupt Federal Agents

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Itities The Jesse Kelly Show on a Fantastic Friday, Another
hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday. We
will get to some FBI stuff here. We'll talk about
democrats grouping us all in with things, Jesse. Somebody wants well,
I'm reading his email. Somebody wants to know should we

(00:20):
give illegals some slack? All that and so much more
coming up on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show this hour.
But I want to get to these two things because
I get a lot of these I could have I
could have done a hundred of these for today. That
it's about cash, battel, the FBI, the pace of things.
I'll go to this one first. The subject of this

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is cash, pattel and nothing done. Jesse. A bunch of
us guys were sitting around last night and the most
energetic conversation was about how we are all really frustrated
with Patel. All we're seeing is rearranging the deck chairs
on the Titanic, people in the FB or who should
be going to prison or put on leave. Director Autumn,

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who was involved in the Steele dossier, was put on
administrative leave instead of firing all the woke DEI agents
who took a knee, they were demoted instead of fired.
The head of the FBI went after the January six
ers with the vendetta was given a promotion. This is insane.
If Trump doesn't make okay, you get it. His name
is Steve. And then I got this email Jesse. I'm

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a retired federal agent who has a lot of experience
with criminal prosecution. I would submit to you that the
arrest of Elvis Chan has more to do with identifying
those at the top of the FBI who were undoubtedly
working with any number of other government agencies, who actually
planned and executed everything that happened before the twenty twenty election.

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Elvis Chan was a mid level manager who knew most,
if not all, of the players. After he undergoes a
briefing and provides information as to the players in the conspiracy,
you'll get your real arrests and prosecutions. And if it's
as extensive as I believe it is, it'll be heavy,
and Chan will get rewarded for his cooperation. He'll sing

(02:15):
like a bird. They asked not that I don't say
their name, and I will not say their name, And
so I'm gonna I'm gonna we're gonna get to this
sixty minutes. Kamala here stuff in a second. But I'm
gonna I'm gonna say, this is a conversation we've had before.
It's very, very difficult to tell you or tell me

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to be patient when I, for instance, when I tease
this little segment, I said, people are getting impatient with
the FBI. Jewish producer Chris during the break Susan when
to break, said, yeah, that's you. You're getting impatient with
the FBI said, look, I know me too, same thing.
You've heard me ol. Arrest them, arrest them. Why are
they retiring? Why are they retiring? Why are they resigning?

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But what relocated? But arrest them. I'm saying the same thing.
I'm having the same conversations with your friends. However, I
am also I have this other little I have this
other little birdie on my other shoulder who is telling
me they are working on it. And I have things. Look,

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I have things that I'm going to use that are
going to let me know whether they're actually doing good
or not. I'm not telling you to use the same
things I am using, but I'll be I'm just going
to pour out my soul for you. Here, here's here,
really the three big things I am going to use,
all right with me, I'm going to give it a year,

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a year from now. And here's what I want to
see a year from now, Chris, you go ahead and
write this one down. I want to see government people arrested.
And I'm talking FBI people have people who have drawn
a paycheck from the Federal Bureau of Investigation. I want
them in handcuffs. Okay, that's one, handcuffs government people. Two,

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the whistleblowers need to be brought back. The whistleblowers must
be brought back. I understand there are reasons. I'm told
I shouldn't say. I understand. I've been told there are
reasons Erda Boyle is still twisting in the wind. Not

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his fault, that Steve Friend, that these studs, these these
heroes in the FBI who lost their career to expose
Joe Biden's FBI. I'm told that essentially, there are things
that have to be done first. Okay, all right, I'm
consider me impatient, but I got it. Okay, they better

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not be twisting in the wind a year from now,
So arrests whistleblowers brought back if they want to be
brought back either way. Mate, whole third, And I've never
said this to you before. In fact, I don't know
that I've ever said this to anybody before. Here it
is is Dan Bongino still there. I understand Dan Bongino

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is to you. He's you know, I mean, Dan's a stud.
It's not like I don't I think you doubt Dan,
but I realize he's more of just a media voice.
You know, you've seen him on Fox News and his
podcast was huge. In his show and Dan's big, right,
you know, Dan Bongino is, But he's a voice on
the radio or a face, usually an angry face, but

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a face on the television. You know, Dan Bongino. Okay,
I am telling you this. This is you and me.
Dan Bongino is so genuine sometimes it's painful. What I
mean by that is the Dan Bongino you used to
hear on his podcast or see on television. Don't think

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for a second that was an act. He is just
as intense in person. He believes it all in person,
he believes it to the bone, meeting it Like if
the last time I was at Dan's house, I'm there
for his birthday party. Last time I was at Dan's
house there is it was this huge production. His birthday
party was amazing. Hey, they had a band and everything

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brought it. It was the most amazing birthday party I've ever
seen in my life. And Dan's there and he's trying
to be a good host, and he's walking around, and
finally Dan and I get together and Dan starts screaming
about it was like Joe Biden at the time, I
think it was. Dan immediately was upset about corruption inside
of the government. It wasn't Hey, have you tried the
r dervs or anything like that. Dan is one of us. Look,

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he's richer and more famous, but he's one of us. Okay,
if Dan leaves, that will tell me everything I need
to know. That will tell me everything I need to know.
And that's honestly, it's the day I dread. It's the
day I worry about. There. I just told you, if

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I wake up, what's that, Chris, am I hearing? He's
going to No? No, I've let me be cli. Let
me clarify. I've never heard a word about Dan leaving.
He's never said anything to me privately about it either.
I've never even heard a rumor about I've never heard
a word about it. That this is something I came
up with in my own mind. But I wake up
every day and I look at my phone for maybe

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a text message or maybe just a headline Dan Bongino
stepping down. If Dan Bongino steps down, especially if it's
over the next year, it can't be saved. He doesn't
believe he can save it because he's not gonna sit
there and do nothing. If he throws his hands up
and says, screw it, I'm done, that'll tell you it

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can't be fixed. Those are my three things. Like I said,
we'll call it a year. What is it is it
May first? It's second, It's May second, Okay, so we'll
call it next May first. Chris remind me. I'll put
a reminder in the phone. Those are my three things.
I'm not telling you to be patient because you don't.

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You deserve better than that. You deserve to have the
Secret State Police Agency defunded yesterday. To be honest with you,
you know what you actually deserve. It's what we you
and I used to scream about under Joe Biden. You know,
the GOP Congress under Joe Biden. You know, they should
have defunded the FBI back then, right, zeroed out there

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funding as soon as the Federal Bureau of Investigation kicks
in the door of the Republican nominee for president and
raids his wife's underwear drawer. The Federal Bureau of Investigations
funding drops to zero. As soon as the FBI gets
discovered having electioneered the twenty twenty election on behalf of
Joe Biden, their funding should have been dropped to zero

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by the GOP conk. So this is not me telling
you to just calm down, be patient, It'll be fine.
I'm telling you the criteria I'm using. You are right,
we need arrests, lots of them. But look, you heard
what this former fed federal agent said. Heard what they said.
Maybe Elvis Chan was put on terminal leave, and maybe

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Elvis Chan is currently sitting in a room singing like
a canary right now, exposing all the bad people in
the FBI who authorized this and told him to do that.
And if that's the case, I'm fine with it. I'm
totally fine with it. If that's the case, I get Look,
if that's the case, let's do it. You have to
use these criminals and their testimony to get to bigger

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and more pervasive criminals. I will continue to come back
to this until it changes. The United States government is
a criminal organization allah the American Mafia, and so in
order to take it down, we are going to have
to use the same tactics we use to take down
the American Mafia. Find somebody who's a member, figure out
a way to make him talk. If that's what Elvis

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Chan is currently doing right now, sounds good to me.
What is completely unacceptable to me is a bunch of resignations. No, no, no, no, no.
You don't get to use your FBI badge as a
license to arrest as many Republicans and protect Democrats and
then get away with the retirement check of my money.
No not okay. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on

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a wonderful, fantastic Friday. Remember you can email the show
Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. So we're gonna get
to this before I get back to the ask doctor
Jesse questions. We're gonna get to sixty minutes getting an
Emmy nomination for that Kamala Harris interview. They edited pause
on that for a moment. Just put that in your

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back pocket. Last night, it was quite entertaining. Ob and
Luke's my youngest, my fourteen year old, and Obb is
my wife, and they love. He loves to give her
crap and get a rise out of her, and she
loves to do the same to him. It's just hilarious
to watch those two, like peas in a pod, go

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back and forth. The last night, Bob she says to Luke, Hey,
I'm gonna be substitute teaching. Do you want to come
have lunch with me? And Luke says, well, no, not really,
And so obviously OOB is going to play that up here.

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Why wouldn't you want to have lunch with your mother?
And Luke can see that he's screwed up. He just answered,
very honestly, he wanted to go screw off with his friends.
He can see that he's screwed up, and so as
an explanation for why he doesn't want to, this is
what he drops on his mother. Well, I already eat
breakfast and dinner with you. Now, obviously that's a hilarious

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and very true little story. But it's funny when people
are loseing that they'll often do things to make the
losing even worse. You know, it's the football team that's
down fourteen points, so instead they try to run a
trick play that nobody's practiced enough, and they fund it,
and now they're down twenty one points. The American media,

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the system itself, and I mean all the system, the education,
the media, all of it. It has a legitimacy crisis
right now. And they know they have a legitimacy crisis.
They understand, they do, meaning the American people don't trust
them anymore. The American people don't watch CBS to get
news anymore. They don't read the New York Times. The

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American people think the education departments the enemy. They think
the FBI is the enemy. The American people roll their
eyes when the CDC gives out warnings. Now the American system,
our system has lost its credibility. It's spit in our face,
lied to us, and violated our trust so many times
that now how the American people are pulling away and

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they're finding other sources of information. But the problem is
these pillars, these institutions that need our legitimacy for their survival,
they don't understand how to save themselves, and so the
things they try to do to get the legitimacy back

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makes them lose even more legitimacy. Exhibit A is the
sixty minutes Kamala Harris interview, the what we've talked about before,
the one Trump is suing CBS for. It's not even
arguable what happened CBS and sixty minutes, which sells itself,
as you know, the journalistic program. They sat down to

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interview Kamala Harris leading up to her election. Remember this
is right before the election. I think it was October
if I remember right, they sat down with Kamala Harris.
The problem was this, Kamala Harris is an idiot. She
doesn't know anything about anything. She can't talk, she can't
speak eloquently about a single subject. Because she's sixty going

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on fifteen. She knows nothing about anything. CBS interviews her,
and her answers are horrible. Sixty minutes knows they're horrible.
They're so horrible that one of her answers they just
cut it and they took a different answer that she'd

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answered a different question on and spliced it into that
answer and completely they lied. They lied, They told an
outright lie about what Kamala Harris said, and they did
it so Kamala Harris would win the election and Donald
Trump would lose the election. It's that simple. CBS lied,
and they did it so Kamala Harris could win the election.

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That that information came out, Trump's suing them for it.
Good for him that information came out. Here you are
your CBS sixty minutes, and you've lost even more credibility
with the American people. Most people I know think it's
a joke now, they laugh when we talk about it. Well,

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what do you do, Well, there's you can go to
two different routes. I know what you should do if
your CBS in sixty minutes, what you should do is
issue a very very direct, very heartfelt public statement that
you you did wrong, and you were dishonest and you

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misled the American people and that kind of thing is
not going to happen again. The people responsible for that
have been fired, and from this point forward, CBS in
sixty minutes will hold itself to the highest, highest possible standards,
and that that's how they intend to earn your trust back.
Will that get your trust back? No, but it would

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be it would be a start, wouldn't it you? It
would make you sit up in your chair. Oh oh okay, okay,
that's what they could do. But just like Luke telling
Am that he already had breakfast and dinner with her instead,
they're going to do the opposite thing, and the system
is going to nominate that specific interview for an Emmy,

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and I kid you not, the Emmy is for the
Outstanding Edited Interview, That's what it's for, thus further destroying
the legitimacy, the credibility of CBS in sixty Minutes and
the Emmys. It's wild to watch when people lose the

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things they do that make it so much worse than
it already was. It's crazy. It is that Jesse Kelly
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review discussing how huge my hands are. Let's get back
to some of these questions, shall we, Dear Jesse, I'm
so sick and tired of democrats whenever they admit or
make a vague apology, they throw us in their group. Oh,
we're sorry, but both sides need to do better. That's
just crap, this guy says your thoughts. No, it's a tactic, buddy,

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it's a tactic. You've probably used it in your own
personal life, or you've dated or married somebody who did.
We've all done it, men, women, Everybody does it. When
you are in the wrong in an argument. When you
do wrong, well you're probably not going to win the
argument outright because you did wrong. Hey, Jesse, did you

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drink all the beer in the fridge? I got that
beer because my parents were coming into town. Well, I
can't undrink the beer. And no, I didn't drink We
don't even have beer in the fridge. But you get
the idea. I didn't drink all the I can't undrink
the beer. Okay, so I'm upset with me. Then I
drank all the beer. What I cannot do is hope
to undrink it. But what I can do if I

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get swollen with pride and I don't want to admit
I was wrong and I don't want to just apologize,
not that I would ever be like that, what I
can do is figure out a way to make us
both at fault spread some of that blame around. Well,
I wouldn't have drank all the beer in the fridge.
Maybe if you ever got me some beer at the

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grocery store for myself. I'd hate for you to think
of me once. See what I mean if at the
end of the argument, when I did wrong, we are
both apologizing. Gah, you're right, I could have got you
some beer, honey, that's a win for me. When communists
get caught doing evil things in this country, when they

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get caught stealing, when they get caught bringing in illegals,
and definitely when they commit acts of violence, they do
it all the time. They love violence. You know why
communists and violence they go hand in hand. You can't
get it out of them. They believe violence is a
necessary means to get what they want out of the revolution,
and so whenever they commit acts of violence, they'll come

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out and condemn both sides. Everybody needs to turn down
the temperature every single time some crazy training nutjob firebombs
something or does something like that, well, I mean everybody
on both sides. It's a tactic to avoid all that blame,
all that public all the public eyes resting on them.

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So when they screw up, well, it's everybody's fault. When
we screw up, hey, it's your fault. It's just a tactic.
You don't have to get annoyed, just recognize it and
laugh it off. Jesse, what's your response when someone says,
don't illegals get a little bit of slack since the
President of the United States of America ushered them in.
Here's my response. The reporting you back to your country

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is slack. I realize that people think I'm this crazy barbarian.
I'm the moderate solution. You've violated the sovereignty of my
country on purpose, I understand. And by the way, I'm
not an idiot. I understand why you did it. If

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I was raised in some dump like Italy, i'd try
to come here too. But you violated the sovereignty of
my country, and you did it knowingly, and you did
it on purpose. The moderate kind solution is to apprehend
you without harming you, feed you water, you place you

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on an air conditioned airplane, and send you back to
the country you belong at great expense to me. I
should point out, you understand that this stuff costs us money.
None of this stuff is free. You're paying for all
that food. You're paying for the flights, you're paying for
the air conditioning, You're paying for all of it. That
is the That is us giving them slack. You know

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what I want done. I've told you what I want done,
and I hope you didn't think I was joking. I
support Donald Trump's purchase of Greenland, and I support his
purchase of Greenland because it is a large barren, frozen
houscape and I know there's a bunch of minerals and
things like that on there we want. I'm a huge
supporter of prison camps opening up on Greenland. No, I

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don't want people tortured or killed. I don't want a
Google like system. That's not what I'm saying. But everybody
can get a lovely winter coat. I want a prison camp,
multiple prison camps set up in Greenland, specifically for illegals
and government employees who get arrested, charged and convicted of crimes.
That's what I want, And yes, I want them housed together. No,

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not separate, Nope, all of them together. Trendy Arragua can
sit right next to the FBI agent who decided to
arrest January sixth ers for a living. No, it's not Siberia, Chris.
I want everyone fed. I'm not saying that give him
winter clothes. I don't want the moderate solution. Slack is

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us telling you go back home. That is slack. I
don't violate any other country's sovereignty. It would never even
occur to me to violate another country's sovereignty. Whenever, whenever
I travel, if I'm crossing borders internationally, I make sure
ahead of time. I'm making sure all my stuff is

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in order? Is my passport in order? Am I good
to go? I will look into the State Department's website.
Do I need to notify the State Department when I
am in a country? What are your customs? What are
your laws? When we went to Israel for that big trip,
remember we were there, what was it Sabbath or something like?
It wasn't Sabbath, Chris, But what you Shabbat? That's what

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I said, I said, That's practically what I said, Chris. Anyway,
it was Shabbat, and so the food options were dreadful.
What I obeyed. They had this thing in the hotel
we were at. They had this thing where they had
a lounge where you could go get some fruit and
stuff like that, and I was practically starving to death.
And it was something to do with Shabbat that I

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was not allowed to take the food out and take
it to my room. You had to eat it in there.
It was something. I didn't sneak the food out. Okay,
if that's your custom, this is the custom of the country,
this is the rules you abide by. Then I will
respectfully sit there and eat my fruit in the thing,
and I won't take it out. That's how people operate.

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That's how you operate when you're in someone else's home.
Do you flush the toilet, wash your hands, take your
shoes off, put the toilet seat down. Do you thank
her for dinner? Do you? Of course you do these things.
You're a human being. Well, why is it just simply
accepted by America that well, I mean, all these people
are pretty innocent. No they're not. Every single one of

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them violated the sovereignty of my country on purpose, and
you can explain why they did it. I get it.
I get why they did it. But don't sell me
on the saintly immigrant. No. No, no, no, no, no no.
There are all kinds of people who came here legally,
and they had to wait forever, and they had to
bust their butts to get citizenship and stuff like that.
Now that guy, that guy and me can be boys.

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That lady and me can be friends. Don't tell me
the illegal is not getting any slack. Slack is being
deported without a stop in Greenland. You better hope I
don't get in charge. Hey, Jesse, A lot of liberals
in my life are very book smart, but lack common
sense in street smarts. Why is that? It's very simple.

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Education systems of countries are very very important. And I
don't mean necessarily just schools. Right as soon as I
say education system, automatically we picture schools because that's how
our education system works. In America. There's grade school, and
then there's mi school, and then there's high school, and
then there's college afterwards. That's the education system in the country.

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I'm talking about the system a country uses, whatever the
country and whatever time period, the system the country uses
to train its young people how to operate inside of
that country and how they should operate inside of that country.
And how your young people are trained by the education

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system will determine in large part where they go from there,
I'll explain it just a moment. Hang on, it is
that Jesse Kelly show on a Fantastic Friday, and ask
doctor Jesse Friday, I can't wait to make fun of
Chuck Schumer. That'll be fun here in just a few minutes.
Before we get to that, and we do have to
talk Disney, some guys trying to sell me on Brazilian barbecue,

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judges getting arrested, all kinds of things, all right, But
before we get to that, I want to continue on
the point the guy was asking, I know a bunch
of liberals who are very book smart, but not street smart.
They don't know anything. And I talked about countries education system.
Here's how our education system works in the United States
of America, how a lot of it works. This is

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obviously not universal, but it's general structure. Is what I'm
about to say. When you go to school, you learn
to absorb things, add them to your memory, and then
regurgitate things. That's school. You might have even shrugged or

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scoffed at that because it's such an obvious point, But
you go you learn your abcs, you regurgitate your NBCs, ABC's,
you learn sentence structure, you learn algebra, which is horrible.
You learn chemistry, but what are you learning? Will teach
me the periodic table. I'll repeat it back to you.
That's what you learn. You absorb, regurgitate, absorb, regurgitate. What

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you are generally not learning is how to think. And
that's not an accident. The education system doesn't want you
to think. It wants to program you. And most education
systems really are like this. They're trying to program you

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in a certain way, in a certain way of thinking.
But ours tries to program you. It is simply absorbing information,
regurgitating information. Absorb, regurgitate, absorb or regurgitate. I tell you
all the time not to agree with me all the time.
Don't I don't agree with anybody all the time. Don't
wave anybody's palm palms. If you are Jesse's always right,

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you're dead wrong because I'm not always right. If you're
Trump's always right, you're dead wrong. Trump's not always right.
Nobody's always right. Think for yourself, you think, disagree, learn
to process things in mind. Our education system doesn't work
that way. In fact, it encourages just the opposite. And
then you asked about your liberal friends. It gets worse

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from that because most people can exist in that system them, Okay,
I'll learn my ABCS and I'll learn my algebra and
stuff like that. But when you get into higher education,
it's not an accident. The longer you go to college,
the greater the chances are you're on the left. I
forget what the last poll number was I looked at,
but it's astounding. If you don't go to college college

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at all, chances are you'll be on the right. The
longer you stay in college, the greater the chances are
you will be on the left. It's very, very difficult
to find PhDs or master's degree people who aren't complete communists.
Why that is the finishing school for programming, and they
make it it actually comes back to the sixty minutes

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Emmy Kamala Harris interview thing. They make it so if
you want the credentials, you must think in this extremely
narrow way, and you are not allowed out of thinking
like that if you want the credential. Chris grab that
audio that we played a while ago Columbia almost Positive

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was Columbia Columbia's medical school where at their graduation they're
having to repeat all this Calmi gobly book about how
unequal everything is in equity and all this other crap.
It's just wanting to Oh, you have it, go ahead
and play. Now, let me set this up again. They're
graduating medical students, listen to what they are forced to recite. Together,

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we enter the.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
Profession of medicine with appreciation for the opportunity to build
on the scientific and humanistic achievements of the past. We
also recognize the acts and systems of oppression affected in
the name of medicine. We take the oath of service
to begin building a future grounded in truth, restoration, and

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equity to fulfill that.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
Yeah, we forgot the gist, Chris, Why did your doctor
turn into a system serving loser who tried to inject
you with the COVID vac that wasn't proven during the
COVID vaccine stuff Because you're a doctor. He was forced
into a narrow way of thinking, or they wouldn't have

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allowed him to become a doctor. You see, this is,
like I said, it's very similar to Obama or Obama
Kamala Harris, CBS sixty minutes getting nominated for an Emmy
for an interview. CBS is currently getting sued over because
they lied so badly in the interview. You credential morons.

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You credential people who hate you. You credential not people
who hate you. You credential the people who are on
your side, and you bar the people who hate you
because they won't they won't conform to that way of thinking.
You see, you force everybody you want to be a doctor,
better push equity. You're gonna push equity, right, Heye, white

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people are evil? Hey, will you sign on the sign
this piece of paper saying that white people are evil?
You do think white people are right? I've got your
medical degree being in schools? Really are you paid a
lot of money for this? You do want to be
a doctor? Right? It just you know what, push that
covid vax. You've heard we're sponsored by Pfizer, Right, pushed
that covid vax for us. Hey, you know what? They
need six injections? You believe that. I thought you wanted

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to be a doctor. That's how it works. The longer
you spend in our education system because it's been poisoned,
the greater chances you have of turning into a leftist.
And this probably should serve as a warning to parents
out there. In fact, we're going to get to some

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parenting stuff here in a minute.